Letterkenny Season 3 Episode 2 Puck Bunny
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00:01You were fishing with your pals the other day.
00:13Wayne.
00:14Derry.
00:15Why don't you get yourself fucked poppers?
00:16I already got fucked with poppers.
00:18I know you're still spitting about the shack getting trash,
00:21but if you don't tuck in that lip,
00:22a bird's gonna come over here and poop right on it.
00:24What do I say about talking too much, Derry?
00:26Well, let's say now, let's say I apologize for later.
00:29Good.
00:30All I'm saying is if you're gonna be poopy,
00:32maybe you go try fishing with somebody else.
00:34What do I say about the old boss, Derry?
00:36Old boss is always dick till you meet a new one.
00:38Good.
00:39Plus, I think the only other people out here fishing are the ginger boots.
00:42Who may not have fucked an ostrich like everybody thinks they did.
00:45Point of fucking proof.
00:47You give good advice, Wayne.
00:48Well, it's good for the goose, it's good for the gander.
00:50You mean GD right it is.
00:52Let's just hope she doesn't go in one ear and out the other, bud.
00:59Guess what?
01:00Chicken butt.
01:01That's inappropriate, Dan.
01:02Why?
01:03Well, you're just out in the great wide open, but you wait till you come back in here to drop your guts.
01:20Now just hold your horses, Wayne, for just one second.
01:27I farted outside too.
01:29Oh, that is noisy, Dan.
01:32Are you being serious with that turtleneck?
01:34Figured out.
01:35Figured out.
01:36Like that's damn near doctor assisted, Dan.
01:39It's a little bit over right, but it's not like I'm falling aparts on the inside.
01:43You know what?
01:44It's time we draw a line in the sand, or the snow, so to speak.
01:48On farts?
01:49On farts.
01:50Unless you say now, unless you have to apologize for later.
01:53Good.
01:54But I've had it.
01:55Let's get real here.
01:56You rip an appropriate fart, we all have a giggle.
01:59Salute and pay tribute.
02:00We're a good time, Tim, Tom, and Terrence.
02:02But the inappropriate fart's gotta go.
02:05The inappropriate farts are turning us into a bad time Tony, Todd, and Tucker.
02:09Oh, I can't wait.
02:11And I mean this.
02:12I.
02:13Can't.
02:14Wait.
02:15To find out what could possibly be deemed an inappropriate fart.
02:21Farting in here.
02:22In here?
02:23With the door closed, yeah.
02:24Tight quarters, no air flow, poor form.
02:26But I'm with friends.
02:28That's who farts are for.
02:30Around food, too.
02:31Around food?
02:32Especially around people eatin' food.
02:34That's fuckin' ignorant.
02:35But I'm eatins, too.
02:37That's when I'm rife with farts.
02:39Okay, Dan.
02:40Dan, okay.
02:41Okay, Dan.
02:42Dan, okay.
02:43Let's do an exercise here.
02:44You're in a car.
02:45When's it okay to fart?
02:48When you're alone.
02:49One point for dairy.
02:50It's always okay to fart when you're alone.
02:53But except when you're in elevators.
02:55That's uncouth.
02:56You're trying to rob me of my lifebloods here.
02:59When you can roll down the window.
03:00Another point for dairy.
03:01But the car must be traveling a minimum of 60 kilometers an hour so that the fart may be aggressively vacuumed out before penetrating nostrils.
03:09This is literally all I have going for me.
03:12If you ask permission?
03:13Hmm.
03:14Well, safe to say if you have to ask for permission.
03:20It's an inappropriate fart, but I'll still give you half a point.
03:24The cheekiness.
03:25The indecencies of it.
03:26It's downright abusive is what it is.
03:27Hey.
03:28Is that any way to talk to a guy with two and a half points?
03:29Get this guy a fucking poppers.
03:30Wanna know what?
03:31If he needs me, I'm gonna be outside.
03:33Farting appropriately.
03:34Farting appropriately.
03:35Farting appropriately.
03:36Farting appropriately.
03:37Farting appropriately.
03:38How cool is it out there tonight?
03:39Minus 40 with the wind shot, huh?
03:40It's a little weird.
03:41It's a little bit too.
03:42What?
03:43It's a little bit too.
03:44I'm gonna be outside.
03:46Farting appropriately.
03:49Farting appropriately.
03:50How cool is it out there tonight?
04:06How cool is it out there tonight?
04:08Minus 40 with the wind chill.
04:10Old boss is always dick till you meet a new one.
04:17Good.
04:31Alright, you fucking pheasants.
04:33Alright, you fucking pheasants!
04:35Now, we love being the biggest pant team pros in the league, but we want some wins.
04:47We love being the silkiest studs, but no W's is embarrassing.
04:53I mean, I buried a one-timer backhand clapper top cheese last night, boys, but who cares? No W.
04:59I buried a knee down half-clap from the goal line. Big whoop. No W.
05:07And if we want some wins in this room, we gotta get the puck bunny out of it.
05:15What's a puck bunny, you little bitch?
05:21You don't know what a puck bunny is?
05:23Not sure I'm familiar with the term either, Bartz.
05:25Okay.
05:27Whereas musicians have groupies, hockey players have puck bunnies.
05:35Hm?
05:36Right?
05:37Right? Yeah.
05:38Get it?
05:39I think I understand.
05:40A puck bunny is someone who seeks a relationship with hockey players specifically.
05:44Seeks to fuck them.
05:46Yes.
05:47I have no problem with that.
05:48Right.
05:49Unless the puck bunny is getting in the way of wins.
05:54Any puck buddies get in the way of W's come to mind?
05:58I once tongue kissed a woman in line for the beer gardens at a dragon boat race after she said she liked my team jacket.
06:03But I don't think she was a puck bunny, little bitch.
06:07Dorky.
06:08I once open mouth first base woman I delivered a gourmet coffee gift card to after she won at a team fundraiser raffle draw.
06:17I don't think she was a puck bunny.
06:19She'll see.
06:20I once got an over the pants handy in the back seat of a Pontiac Bonneville during a drive-in screen of Slapshot.
06:29But I don't think she was a puck bunny.
06:32Pussy.
06:33Fisky.
06:35I once got a rig friggin' gherkin slurping behind a gumball machine at a bubble hockey tournament.
06:40But I don't think she was a puck bunny.
06:42Boom-tap!
06:44I once accidentally shipped my pants while masturbating in 2010 when Crosby scored an OT to win gold while I was simultaneously mid-orgasm.
06:55There was no one else there.
06:58But don't you think that's a good story?
07:03Right, I'm just gonna go ahead and spell this right the fuck out for you boys.
07:10The girl that you're all in love with, she's a puck bunny.
07:13You better not be talking about my little Angie Bojangles, you little bitch.
07:18Yorkie.
07:19She's my widow Angie Bo Peeper is so sweet when she's sleepers, Bartz.
07:25But still, they better not be talking about her.
07:29She'll see.
07:31Angie gives me butterflies in my widow bread-baskety-wasket.
07:36Pussy.
07:38Fisky.
07:39It's the little thing she does, giving me kisses at night when she thinks I'm asleep, but I'm not.
07:45So soupity-whooper cute.
07:47Poopity-boopity-woo-woo.
07:48Boom-tap!
07:49No one acknowledged my story from 2010.
07:55Maybe I've said too much.
07:58I'm feeling insecure!
08:02Bartz, Yorkie, Schaltzy, Boomtown.
08:11Fisky.
08:12Let's get some Matt Bees.
08:14You're tearing us apart!
08:17Come on!
08:18Come on!
08:19Come on!
08:20Hey!
08:21We need to talk.
08:22Hey, bud.
08:23Sick dangles last weekend.
08:24Mixing a W, but still.
08:25Unreal roadie for the boys.
08:26Listen.
08:27You too, bud.
08:28Silky silky myth last weekend.
08:29Loved that neat and a half clapper.
08:30You're tearing us apart!
08:31Come on!
08:32Come on!
08:33Come on!
08:34Come on!
08:35Come on!
08:36Come on!
08:37Come on!
08:38Hey!
08:39We need to talk.
08:40Hey, bud.
08:41Sick dangles last weekend.
08:42Love that neat and a half clapper.
08:44Unreal.
08:45What do you want to talk about, bud?
08:48Nothing.
08:49Sicky.
08:50What about you, bud?
08:51Nothing.
08:52Unreal.
08:53Well, I'm going to go crush a sandow.
08:57Appie's a hundi peepois.
08:59Oh, I hate that.
09:04Speaking puck money, bro.
09:07Oh, God.
09:08Girls who don't play hockey should not talk like hockey players.
09:11Hey!
09:12Girls who don't play hockey.
09:13Stop talking like hockey players.
09:14Why would girls think we like that, bud?
09:15We fucking hate that.
09:16Oh, man.
09:17We might be waxed here, bud.
09:18I mean, I want Ws, but I can't talk to her.
09:19I can't do it.
09:20I'll fucking pot.
09:21I'm with you, bro.
09:22I was already starting to snap crackle.
09:24Unless...
09:25Unless...
09:26We find someone who can talk to her.
09:27Unless...
09:28Find someone who can speak puck bunny.
09:29You thinking what I'm thinking?
09:30Burda.
09:31Burda.
09:32Burda.
09:33Burda.
09:34We gotta move fast, buddy.
09:35Smoke go.
09:36It means you're dust.
09:37We gotta move fast, buddy.
09:38Smoke go.
09:39Where is it?
09:40Where is it?
09:41Hurry up, girl.
09:42Come on, buddy.
09:43I'm good.
09:44You're a real cook.
09:45Wait.
09:46It's a cool guy.
09:47You're full.
09:48We find someone who can talk to her.
09:49Unless...
09:50We find someone who can speak puck bunny.
09:51You thinkin' what I'm thinking?
09:52Burda.
09:53Burda.
09:54We've got to move fast, buddy.
09:58Smoke off.
09:59Needs your dust.
10:08Oh, where were you?
10:09Digging out your slut.
10:11Thanks, big brother.
10:12Don't say I've never done nothing for you.
10:21Inappropriate.
10:22Why?
10:22Because you're not exposed to fart in front of girls.
10:25True story.
10:26You're suffocating to me.
10:27That's a two-way street.
10:29All right, let's focus on the shack.
10:33Now we can fuck this pig.
10:34Step one.
10:35We figure out who dids it.
10:37Well, I sent Shep and Kingsley to take photos of the damage in the daylight.
10:51Photos?
10:51They're on here.
10:53Sorry if my big fat thumb is in the way of some of them.
10:59I hope so.
11:00I'll hide my big fat chunky butt.
11:01I fucking know these dudes do pot.
11:04Guys.
11:05If I was part of a religious community of men, I'd be a Tibetan chunk.
11:09If I was an Adam Sandler movie, I'd be punch chunk love.
11:12Like, you know it's more than sugar cereal.
11:14Enough.
11:14If I was an American rapper DJ, I'd be chunk master flex.
11:19If I was an animated pop music tribute trio, I'd be Alvin and the Chip Chunks.
11:23Guys.
11:25Go upstairs.
11:27Stay there.
11:28You've outdone yourself this time, kiddo.
11:42Shut up.
11:43They're...
11:45perks.
11:46Stimulating conversations?
11:47No, they're stimulating, all right.
11:49Huh?
11:50Nothing.
11:51Photos.
12:00God.
12:00Well, what's the scoop, Super Chief?
12:11Oh, it's D-Gens from upcountry, all right.
12:13How do you know?
12:14All the different patches of yellow snows.
12:17D-Gens loves pissing outdoors.
12:19Fucking D-Gens.
12:21Mm, Dan's right.
12:22See that spatter of blood right there?
12:24That's from Bloody Nose.
12:25D-Gens always got the finger up the nose.
12:27I fucking hate D-Gens from upcountry so much.
12:30And you know Jive and Pete's been hanging out with those dudes, too.
12:34Hmm.
12:35Does it feel like we're spending a lot of time dealing with D-Gens?
12:38No, no, it does kind of feel like sometimes you just wake up and morons start dealing with D-Gens from upcountry, doesn't it?
12:44Only one way to handle some.
12:46And finally beat the shit out of them.
12:4810-4, good buddies.
12:53Guys, what did I say?
12:55It's just, can we have the photos back?
12:58We want to use them for our portfolios.
13:01Put a fucking shirt on!
13:10Pitter-patter!
13:11We knocked twice, but nobody answered.
13:25Frickin' frack?
13:27Come in.
13:33Hi, Katie Cat.
13:35Hey, Katie Cat.
13:36Pete and repeat.
13:38Hola.
13:38You look great.
13:41Oh, you trying to make this old goat's day?
13:43I really like your hair, too.
13:45Tick-tock.
13:47Um, we need a favor.
13:50Firda.
13:51Okay.
13:52There's a puck bunny.
13:53So the boys are getting laid.
13:54Oh, bad kind of puck bunny.
13:56So a lot of the boys are getting laid.
13:58She's divided the room.
13:59I bet she divides in a room.
14:01And we want W's, so...
14:02So she's got to go.
14:05Yes.
14:06Players-only meeting.
14:08Yeah, we tried that.
14:09Boys aren't really receptive.
14:11She's a clever little bunny.
14:13We tried also talking to her, too, but...
14:16She speaks puck bunny and...
14:19And what?
14:21She drives us mental, boys.
14:23We can't hang.
14:24Like, girls who don't play hockey
14:26shouldn't talk like hockey players, boys.
14:29We fucking hate that.
14:31I should have packed a lunch for this.
14:33We need someone who speaks puck bunny.
14:35We were hoping you could speak puck bunny to her.
14:40For us.
14:41Firda W's.
14:42Firda.
14:43Okay, I used to speak puck bunny.
14:45Forgot most of it.
14:46It's kind of one of those languages
14:47you really need to immerse yourself in to master.
14:51See if I can remember some.
14:52Don't judge my accent.
14:57Sick mitts, bud.
14:58Ooh, that's good.
14:59Mixing the water.
15:01Unreal.
15:02That's really good.
15:03We'll snipe Sally, boys.
15:06Dirty fucking dangles, boys!
15:09That's really good.
15:11Nailed it.
15:13Not my pig, not my farm.
15:15Plus, this girl sounds like she rolls.
15:17I should meet her one day.
15:19Adios.
15:20Well, you have met her already.
15:22I have?
15:24Yeah.
15:25Yeah.
15:25Angie.
15:28The Angie?
15:33Yes.
15:33Yes.
15:36N.
15:36Look at this mess.
15:53Look.
15:54Dirty butt-filled cans.
15:57Degenerates.
15:58Bet that's not your first dirty butt-fill.
16:00Do you want to go?
16:07Inappropriate.
16:08Why?
16:08Well, the joint boy's right in line of fire there.
16:11Somebody makes some Montreal steak spice in their tomato soup.
16:15Well, McBerry, McBerry.
16:16How are you out?
16:17How's that?
16:18How's that?
16:19We're going to do this every time we do this.
16:25McBurray!
16:26What?
16:27Now, no one likes beating up D-gens more than you, so we figured we'd give you a dang.
16:32Tyson, Joint Boy, you's helped us put up the shack, so it only makes sense you help us defend it.
16:37Now, they got us on the weekend.
16:40We should nip this in the bud now before they get the rest of Letterkenny.
16:44Well, it's all fine and dandy, Wayne, but I had to hire a hand to do the chore in my absence.
16:48You'll have to cover his wages.
16:50Same. I'm on nights right now. It's double time.
16:53You should try EI.
16:55Fucking D-gens from upcountry.
16:57It's costing us money to beat the shit out of his D-gens.
17:00Well, as if he wants to beat the shits out of them so bad that they never come back, we're going to need these guys.
17:06You know D-gens, they always come back.
17:07You see, they're always coming back, it's the thing.
17:09Better pattern.
17:11Fought and paid for, for fuck's sake, Gary.
17:16So we are going to advertise a party for D-gens.
17:19Egg-huckers, nose-pickers, mailbox-ruiners.
17:22And what we're going to do is hide in D-gen blinds, which are very similar to deer blinds.
17:27And we are going to put one right here, and over there, and there, and here.
17:38And that way, when the D-gens come rollin' up on their sleds, we jump out of those D-gens blinds, beat the shit out of them.
17:45Well, that's a good idea, Gary, except it's Tuesday.
17:48Sounds more like a Friday night thing, or even a Saturday night thing, or even a Sunday thing, if you're squirrely.
17:52Or, can't forget, of course, Thursdays, Thursdays.
17:55The fucking Tuesday.
17:56I have a gagger right now.
17:58Now, I'm no American sniper-style troubleshooter, but I'd say the next step is to discuss a stronger lure to get them out here.
18:05Well, what's the D-gens, loves?
18:07Well, besides nose-picking, pissing outside, nothing.
18:12Well, there are many things that if you were to watch the evening news, you would stop and say to yourself,
18:19what a fucking degenerate son-bitch, I would say at the top of the list, would probably be...
18:25racists.
18:27Goddamn right. Racists is definitely D-gens.
18:31That's right, big hoss.
18:32Exactly.
18:32So, here's what we could do.
18:35Now, hear me out.
18:36Just hear me out.
18:37What we could do is we advertise a party for ethnicities out here at the shack,
18:45and we could use the ethnicities to lure out the D-gens that we want to beat the shits out of.
18:54Fuck's sakes, that's off-sides.
18:56Well, you let me finish, boss hog.
18:57Okay, so what we could do, okay, is once we bring the ethnicities out here,
19:03we could beat up the D-gens before they could try to beat up the ethnicities.
19:09You're still walking a super fine line there, big chief.
19:13You didn't let me finish.
19:15See, what we can do now is have the ethnicities help us beat up the D-gens
19:22like some kind of fantasy revenge of love of ass-whooping.
19:28I guess I've seen that in a Quentin Tarantino film one or three times.
19:33There is that one thing you see in the news,
19:38and you immediately think, what a fucking degenerate.
19:41Well, to be fair...
19:43To be fair...
19:44To be fair...
19:47There's more than a couple things.
19:49Homophobists.
19:50Yeah, no, homophobes is definitely D-gens.
19:54You mean not gay bashing?
19:55That's the one.
19:56That's the worst.
19:57Yeah, you're right.
19:59That is so gay.
20:00Wait, that there's homophobics.
20:03Who is?
20:05Unless you say now, unless you have to apologize for later.
20:08Good.
20:09See, Professor Tricia from my women's studies class teaches us
20:13that homophobia is not just condemning homosexualities,
20:18but it's also not using the appropriate and preferred terms
20:21what homosexuals likes to be called by.
20:23Yeah, but they call themselves twinks sometimes.
20:27Like, I'd be offended by that.
20:30I might be offended by that, too.
20:33You see, where I'm from,
20:34sometimes when people think things are dumb or stupid,
20:37they just say that it's gay.
20:38Yeah, but you're not exposed to say that anymore.
20:41Are you a homophobes?
20:43No.
20:43Hmm?
20:44Well, because what you said was definitely homophobics.
20:47Fox is a lot of work.
20:49Hmm.
20:49It's like pecking stones and doing hay all at once.
20:52Fucking D-gens.
20:53I'm pretty sure you're a homophobist.
20:56Beat the shit out of you one time for beating up a gay.
21:00Yeah.
21:00I didn't know he was gay.
21:02He called me a fag.
21:04Well, this certainly has come full circle.
21:07Yeah, see, but you's being offended
21:09is that being called the fags
21:11is also technically homophobics.
21:14I'm trying to take a fucking migraine here.
21:16Well, see, where I'm from,
21:17we all knows where you comes from, McMurray's,
21:20but times they are a-changin's.
21:22I think we can all agree here
21:23that homophobists are degenerates.
21:28You call the rest a misunderstanding?
21:30Called a fucking day here.
21:32Ah, you had good intentions.
21:34Oh, wait, so just so I understand here,
21:36using gays to lure D-gens out here
21:40is just as bad, if not worse,
21:43than using ethnicities to lure D-gens out here
21:47that we wants to beat the shit out of?
21:48Christ's sake.
21:51And Tyson didn't even say
21:52that the gays would help us beat up D-gens.
21:55Well, the ethnicities would.
21:57Well, I think it's obvious here, boys.
21:59My idea has a clear edge.
22:02I think it's quite obvious
22:03that using human lures is pretty extreme.
22:06I'd really like for you to meet Professor Krisha.
22:09Okay, so, using gays is homophobic.
22:13Tip of the iceberg, bud.
22:15What about fake gays?
22:20Well, what's a fake gays?
22:22Well, someone who may appear to be gay,
22:25but is not actually gay,
22:27and therefore it would not be gay bashing.
22:30Well, yes, you'd want to avoid a hate crime if you could.
22:34So you wants to use fake gays to lure the D-gens?
22:41Perhaps.
22:43Okay, listen.
22:44Just so long as everyone's heard my messages loud and clears,
22:47I think so long as I can live with that.
22:51Okay.
22:51This has been very diplomatic and rational.
22:54I think the next step in the order of business here
22:56would be to go and find some fake gays
22:59for these degenerates to beat up.
23:01I know where to look.
23:04Put a fucking shirt on.
23:05Barts, Yorkie, Schaltzy, Fiske.
23:29Katie?
23:30Hey, bud.
23:31Hey, bud.
23:33The boys are supposed to have just dusted Pracky.
23:37Aw, two days.
23:38They're on dry land now.
23:40Unreal.
23:41Undy P.
23:45Been wheelin'?
23:48Been turning on the jets, yeah.
23:50Some notches on the bedpost?
23:52I've been notchin'.
23:54Hashtag notch or die.
23:55Eight sleeve notch.
23:56Who?
23:57Been making my way up the roster.
23:59Uh, full roster?
24:01No call-ups, obviously.
24:02Yeah, of course.
24:03They're not even schmelz yet.
24:04And not Riley and Jonesy.
24:06I never touched them.
24:08I never want to piss you off.
24:13About that.
24:16Yeah.
24:17Do you remember when you cheated on my brother?
24:26Yeah.
24:27And I went around town telling everyone that I was going to get you?
24:34Yeah.
24:36But then you left town, so I couldn't.
24:40Couldn't what?
24:44Get you.
24:47Yeah.
24:49I guess I could still.
24:57Get you.
25:00Yeah.
25:00Stay away from this dressing room.
25:06Yeah.
25:07And all the players in it.
25:10Yeah.
25:12Especially Riley and Jonesy.
25:17Yeah.
25:20And one more thing.
25:23Yeah.
25:23Yeah.
25:23Open your eyes.
25:32Fucking get after it, then.
25:44Hey, big brother.
25:46Good, and you?
25:46Don't say I've never done nothing for you.
25:49I need you, Ma.
26:19You are an embarrassment, Devin.
26:23Oh same, Devin!
26:30A girl!
26:38You know, not to bitch and complain.
26:40Not to piss and moans.
26:42It's a lot of work, these fucking D-Gems, I know.
26:44I think we should have a look at the checklist.
26:48Advertise for gay party.
26:50We really need some sort of bar in this town.
26:52Or homosexual, or queers.
26:54You know, however they choose to be identified.
26:57Check!
26:58Recruited fake gays.
26:59God, those guys are pansies.
27:01Check!
27:02Tidied up the area in and around the shack
27:04to make it look presentable for fake gay party.
27:06Took all goddamn day, but...
27:08Check!
27:09Constructed D-Gen blinds so that we may hide out
27:11and wait for the D-Gens to try and ambush the fake gay party.
27:15Boxical!
27:17Check!
27:18Fade Tyson and McMurray their wages
27:19so as to help us beat the shit out of the D-Gens.
27:22Fucking D-Gens.
27:23Check!
27:24You should really try EI.
27:26Alright, then we're ready to get this rig rolling.
27:28Not a moment too soon.
27:30Here they come.
27:31Okay, everybody into their D-Gen blinds.
27:34When the motion sensor lightbulb comes on,
27:37time to jump out and beat the shit out of the D-Gens.
27:40Thank Christ.
27:41Because if there was even one more chore,
27:43I mean even one more chore involved in beating the shit out of D-Gens from up country,
27:49I'd be pulling the chute.
27:51Okay, gonna need to replace the lightbulb on the motion sensor light.
27:58No!
27:59Oh!
28:00Hot Jimmy!
28:01Before a man just texted me, he said he's got the scoops.
28:06He's gotta go home.
28:07Means I gotta go chore him, boys.
28:09Look Murray, tell him to drop child in the gutter like a real man.
28:12You're the boss, McMurray.
28:14Oh, I don't wanna be a dick.
28:16What if he shits himself?
28:17Old boss saw his dick till you meet a new one.
28:19Good.
28:20Shit!
28:21Boss needs me to come in.
28:22It's an emergency.
28:23Yeah, the wheels are falling off.
28:25You're good, buddy.
28:26We need Tyson's and McMurray's.
28:28There's gonna be a baker's dozen sleds coming around the corner,
28:31and we are way the fucks outnumbered.
28:34You know what?
28:35All this work involved in luring these D-Gens out here.
28:39All these fucking chores.
28:41Fucking cool.
28:42You bring these shirtless nutsacks out here to be fake gay dudes.
28:46I'm still not sure how you feel about that.
28:48Yeah, there's something wrong.
28:49I don't know what it is or why, but there is.
28:51It's not quite sexist.
28:52It's not quite homophobic.
28:54There's something, though.
28:56You know it is.
28:57It's not PCs.
28:58That's for damn sure.
29:00I'm just thinking, all this work luring them out,
29:04wouldn't the more efficient thing be to repel them?
29:08That's a Texas size 10-4.
29:10I'm farting.
29:11I'm farting.
29:12Appropriate.
29:13Well, it would always take you to just kick the shit out of them
29:15just cause they're here,
29:17and then I'd have to leave right away right after to get back to shore.
29:20Ah, same.
29:21E-I, boys.
29:22Well, yeah, like, we're already out here.
29:24We're already set up.
29:25We'll get the shit out of them before shore ends.
29:27Well, maybe next time we'll just try to repel stuff.
29:30Well, that's what I'm saying, yeah.
29:32Well, what can we put out here that would make sure that nobody ever came out here for anything ever?
29:39I know where to look!
29:44I know where to look!
29:45I know where to look!
29:46I know where to look!
29:48I know where to look!
30:02It had to have been a sick ostrich.
30:32It had to have been a possible action just so you know where you stand.
30:37Serious, pernudity, self-referential, fighting off has finally put him all down.
30:43And I don't worry about the most much.
30:45He's scared of himself.
30:46There's a whole foundation and blood.
30:49We're leading to the mistakes of a callous, inscrutable nature.
30:54We've got the pride, you're the elity, the elity, the pride.
31:03Sit down.
31:28I will tell you.
31:37It's amazing.