Letterkenny Season 4 Episode 1 Never Work a Day in Your Life
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00:00Your gal has a cousin who spun, and she is no longer your hun, cause you had to pop him and boy did you drop him, yeah you did what had to be done.
00:12You came to after having a bar fight, felt like you got hit by a car, right? But your pal had your back, went on the attack, but it turned off his gal like a nightlight.
00:22That god fearing sack of shit Bradley, came in and he fucked up so badly, that your brother stepped in, which his gal calls a sin, but I'd do the same fucking gladly.
00:32Well you're not really sure as what went down, but she hears you look like a real clown. Your pal had a scrap, like a real proper snap, and sense he's been wearin's a frown.
00:44Katie chose me over Jonesy, I don't like that he's all alonesy, but I'm getting laid, I don't hate that trade, I just wish that she had a clonesy.
00:54Katie Cat dumped me for Riley, sucks, may put it dryly, he's getting laid, I can live with that trade, it's just kinda tough to be smiley.
01:05Been hoovering bombers and rips, eating zoomers and taking mad dips, there's no end in sight, but I'm on an apt flight, so fuck off with all your guilt trips.
01:16The church said no more to my teachin's, been fillin' the void with street preachin's, I'm out in the rain and I haven't seen Wayne, us together is not too far reaching.
01:27Wayne knocked out Bradley and I'll say, through that bullshit, Rosie won't stay, which sucks for me cause there's no guarantee I'll see either of them at my birthday.
01:37It's been two months since Rosie went packin', and sure your love life has been lackin', but a friend backs a friend and on that you don't bend, she's onwards and upwards, get crackin'.
05:56To be fairs, it seems like you're doing all this work to distract yourself from feelings you don't want to be dealings with.
06:03Get real.
06:04That's a lot of work, Wayne.
06:05I'll do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
06:08Dormies comes out of the barns yet?
06:25Hey, boy.
06:26Did you miss me?
06:30Anyone ever tell you what an asshole you look like?
06:33You're a complete fucking flop, bud.
06:35Pull your finger out of your ass, you fucking pipe fitter.
06:37I'd rather be watching a hobo jerk off.
06:39Fuck, we'd be lucky to be watching a hobo jerk off right now.
06:42I'd rather be watching a paper cut in slow-mo.
06:45I'd rather be watching a 10-man lemon party on an IMAX movie screen.
06:49Don't let Grammy Google that one.
06:51You know what? You'd be my Grammy soulmate, Cupcake.
06:53You're bum fluff, bud.
06:54Sing us a song or something. Do a trick. You're fucking useless.
06:58What's your laundry folding channel, hon?
07:00I bet you know exactly how many days it is until Christmas, don't you, bud?
07:04Wait!
07:04Go fuck yourself, you silly fucking butt-crusty.
07:10You're a Danish in a donut shop.
07:12You're a cup of baby carrots, you fucking asshole.
07:15Where's your kitty-petting partner there, pussy?
07:17I don't even know what your name is, bud.
07:19My friend's name is Jonesy, and my...
07:21Riley, get in the house.
07:27Well...
07:27Back to Chorin.
07:32You know, I do just kind of wonder what that other nutsack spin's up to.
07:41Who brought the rocket, boys?
07:58Who's Billet Brothers with fucking a rocket, boys?
08:01Want to watch me shoot from my point, bud?
08:03I got a stick you can handle.
08:04No penalty for hair pulling in this game.
08:06Check you from behind.
08:08Let's play dirty snipe.
08:09Let's muck it up.
08:10Different kind of headshots over here, bud.
08:12Don't need a conky to enter my dark room, rocket.
08:14We love sticks swinging, boys.
08:16How about a quick poke check?
08:17Oh, I love a good spear in the slot, hon.
08:20You like a long twig or a short twig?
08:22I'll show you an illegal curve.
08:24Play some skin, rock.
08:25Coming right up, guys.
08:26I'll be your buddy.
08:35I'll be your buddy.
08:36What have you been doing here?
08:45How are you now?
08:46Good, Newt.
08:47I'm going to tell it to your face.
08:49Okay.
08:51Sure is nice to have a break from Chorin.
08:53Thanks for the help.
08:54It's good for the goose, it's good for the candor.
08:56Well, more hands make less work.
08:59Yeah, but it's a lot of work, Wayne.
09:01Do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
09:03So, Stormy wouldn't come out of the barn this morning to eat her breakfast.
09:09Wouldn't even touch it until he moved inside.
09:12You should try to make some vitamin D in there, too,
09:14because likely she hasn't been getting enough from the sunlight,
09:17naturally and whatnot.
09:19Well, like, that's what I think a vet would say.
09:21Yeah, I really do feel like a vet might say that.
09:23You know, the only other dog Stormy's ever taken to is, uh, Rosie's dead, Cito.
09:29Now, he is such a good boy.
09:31Oh, he's a good boy.
09:34Who's a good boy?
09:35Yes, he is such a boy.
09:36Well, then do it for Stormy.
09:38She's such a good girl.
09:39Oh, she wasn't a good girl.
09:43Who's a good girl?
09:44Yeah, she is such a little girly.
09:46Plus, Stormy and Cito did have the most beautiful litter we've ever had.
09:51Who's a good little puppy?
09:53Who's a little puppy?
09:55It's only a little.
09:56Where's your belly, that little puppy?
09:59Now, who wants a little itch-ins and a scratch-ins?
10:01You're just a little puppy in your little belly.
10:04I see you, a little puppy.
10:07Who wants a scratch-ins on their bellies?
10:09You wants a scratch-in on your belly.
10:12Who likes a little itch-ins and a scratch-ins behind their ears?
10:16So, it's settled.
10:17I'll give Rosie a call.
10:19Tell her to bring over Cito.
10:20Part no.
10:21Too busy.
10:25Back to Choran.
10:27No!
10:29Hey, buddy.
10:35Hey, buddy.
10:37How you doing, buddy?
10:39I'm good.
10:40You look kind of bummed, buddy.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You kind of bummed, buddy?
10:46No, I'm just lonely.
10:49But I'm good, bro.
10:51You know, I'm so good.
10:52Yeah.
10:53He's good.
10:53Yeah, totally.
10:54Yeah, I'm good, dude.
10:54Yeah, totally.
10:55But, you know, I'm...
10:59I mean, I'm kind of bummed.
11:03I'm kind of bummed, too.
11:04Yeah?
11:04Well, it's just...
11:08Katie's always making me do stuff for her, and she's never hanging out with me.
11:12She's always busy helping Wayne doing his stuff, and it's like...
11:15I'm good, bro.
11:20Like, I'm...
11:20But I'm good, though, bro.
11:21Dude, I'm also so good, bro.
11:23I'm so sick, bro, bro.
11:26I'm super good, but...
11:28Good, bro.
11:28That's how good I am, dude.
11:30I'm like...
11:31I'm having the best time.
11:33Having the best times.
11:35Best of times.
11:35Everything's wrong in my life.
11:36You good?
11:37I'm good.
11:40You good?
11:41I'm so good.
11:42I'm so good.
11:42So good.
11:44Hey, Adam and Steve.
11:47Stuart, I always support you.
11:51This is our place to dance.
11:53To disco.
11:54To get...
11:56dirty.
11:57I'm not here to dance, heathen.
11:59Unless...
12:00Well...
12:01Unless you ask me to, Raul.
12:03I'm here to street preach.
12:06After the Church of Spiritual Humanism...
12:08Isn't the Church of Human Spiritualism?
12:10No, isn't it the Church of Humanly Spiritualists?
12:13The Church of Spiritual Humanism,
12:16formerly the Church of Spiritual Humanism Science...
12:19Totally.
12:19After the Church of Spiritual Humanism
12:21no longer required me to serve him under their roof...
12:24Budget cuts.
12:25Do you know how that goes?
12:27I asked him to guide me to where I was needed.
12:30Him guided me to here.
12:34Rips.
12:35Rips?
12:36Rips.
12:36You can't do rips around a religious person?
12:38It's weird.
12:40Glenn?
12:42This is where we do rips.
12:44Stuart, this is where I do revelations.
12:48What are you guys doing?
12:49Like we go to the gym and do rips?
12:51This is the area for rips.
12:53We just want to do rips.
12:55Well, we could...
12:55We could all do revelations.
12:57We don't want to do revelations.
12:58Just rips.
12:59Want rips?
13:00No rips.
13:01Just rips.
13:01What about rips and revelations?
13:04Just rips.
13:06We cannot do rips and revelations.
13:09There will be no rips done in his presence.
13:13However,
13:15I can envision the scenario in which I'm doing revelations
13:18and you two are doing rips
13:20and I'm watching and I like it.
13:22Just rips.
13:23Rips.
13:24Rips.
13:25Revelations.
13:26Rips.
13:27Rips.
13:27Revelations.
13:28Rips.
13:29Rips.
13:29Rips.
13:30Revelations.
13:33Ray.
13:34Oh, honey, McMurray.
13:40I call the cops.
13:44Rips.
13:45Oh, God.
13:48Rips.
13:50Revelations.
13:51how are you now good new and tell it to your face okay you know he's a short-haired dog you
14:01don't need to brush him twice a day no you don't need to watch me brush him twice a day get a hobby
14:05get a kite you know what take a fucking break from touring a lot of work well do what you love
14:11you'll never work another day in your life come on gus he is such a good old that's what he is
14:18you never had to work another day in your life what do you think you'd be doing that's a very
14:25good question dairy what would you do if you never had to work another days in your life
14:30i'll pull on it likely i was just thinking i'd have plenty of times for batching i'd have so much time
14:38for mixing a batch i'd mix a hearty batch yeah if i never had to work another day in my life i'd be
14:44wailing on it or just hammering on it feel like i was back in high school eat my brat like it owes me
14:50money i'd mix more best than betty crockers whole more hon than a trombone player you know i sat pole
14:57position in many a five-fingered race i've handled some shower stickies i'd beat sitting around
15:03stretching crotch all day i'd bust like umpty dumpty i'd carry bigger wads than tony soprano
15:09you know we've been helping wain chore so much i can't remember last time i leaned into one yeah
15:17say is there a matinee game on no
15:26what sport you know
15:31ball
15:34yes
15:40yes i do believe there is a game this afternoon
15:45you see that movie get out yet twice good fucking movie did you hear they're making a canadian
16:01version no i'll get it happy birthday gail thanks katie cat rosie how are you now good and you tell
16:10that to your face okay it's cooking good looking stormy she won't leave the barn i heard cito hasn't
16:18bit himself either dogs am i right it's a lot of work do what you love and you'll never work a day in
16:24your life say what would you do if you never had to work a day in your life read i think i'll go do
16:31that now happy birthday cousin bye kitty i'll tell you what i do shauna gusenbrew that end no i meant for
16:41me i diddle my skittle oh till she spittles fuck's sakes i flick my bean like a rousing game of
16:50crokinole but with sexy results i don't doubt it i mean it you haven't seen a climax like this since
16:59karate kid crane kick like it i've wet more skin than a public pool i've reached more peak than a
17:09sherpa so you sure you don't want to come with us to gail's birthday party there big shooter too much
17:17jordan to do seen the vet wheel out of here what's frequency there kenneth stormy got a finger in the
17:23bum what's it a two knuckler like a horizontal knuckler hard no so that means that a two knuckler
17:29can confirm a person has two knuckles okay one two that's not knuckle i asked i asked the vet the
17:37vet said a person has two knuckles per finger one two okay it's clinical so don't want to hear another
17:43word about it fuck fair enough good buddy that must be something what firing knuckles up animals bums all
17:51day what do you mean well i could be a lot of work do what you love and you'll never work a day in
17:57your life when how are you now good and you then tell that tell that to your face yes katie it's
18:04really funny how you keep saying that what's the deal with stormy physically she's in ship shape
18:10she's chiseled out of stone the vet says that she's the healthiest german shepherd she's ever seen
18:16vet like shepherds oh the vet loves shepherds shepherds are fucking lovable so then what's the
18:21problem that says she might be depressed dogs get depressed get real well then you and stormy make
18:32a fine pair of poopy pants then like that katie the only difference is that stormy can't talk
18:39i bet if she could talk then she would tell us what's wrong so we could do something to fix it
18:44you can talk and it would be wise for you to use that luxury to tell the appropriate parties what's
18:52wrong so we can do something to fix it
18:54just some food for thought there poopy pants
19:03fuck it dog
19:26who brought the fucking rocket boys who's billet brothers a fucking rocket boys let's play a little
19:51two-on-one speak i'll play left he'll play right you fill the middle ride the pine we'll change on
19:56the fly oh let's find your neutral zones i'd love to back check you bud it's a butt ending clinic over
20:02here boys you make my stick hi get it come penetrate the slot mr need a good d-man show you a good d
20:08man why don't you go ahead and lay me some of that skin ronnie coming right up daxie
20:14hey that's my buddy i'll be your buddy i'll be your buddy what are we even doing here
20:23how are you now and the lord casted satan from the dollar store of parking lot and the lord showed
20:48satan no mercy and the lord cast satan into the depths of the bowels of the pits of hell
20:59gentlemen how goeth your revelations glenn divine
21:07stewart how goeth your rips celestial there is no place for rips among revelations
21:14revelations have it no place among rips and i believe we haveth our conclusion
21:22that we do with battle blitzkrieg conflict clash havoc hostility war war
21:37how are you now
22:05good and you then tell that to your face what about stormy not so good cito's been a pile too
22:15he's such a good boy yes he is such a boy yes he is a boy you knocked out my cousin my loyalty to
22:24my family will not be compromised your cousin knocked out my friends my loyalty to them will
22:30not be compromised good enough we're here for the dogs okay pitter-patter
22:36yes up bradley i'm at my second favorite cousin's birthday party and i don't see my favorite cousin or her dude
22:48brad wayne where you at where we're at wayne's put me on speaker phone
22:54bradley this ain't biggie and pot nobody dead nobody dying
23:05i knocked out wayne's friends he knocked me out squared off and did it the right way
23:13gotta be a winner gotta be a loser
23:15yo wayne couldn't do it the night of on the account of being unconscious and shit
23:20good scrap my dude
23:21yeah that was a pretty good scrap
23:23last time i checked that's how shit gets done
23:25got a problem you can't solve with words you throw hands after that it's finished
23:31i got no problems with you wayne
23:32why i got no problem with you bradley
23:34actually i got a lot of time for dudes like you
23:37good old boys they're a dying breed
23:40good old boys gotta keep the good old boyhood alive
23:43i agree good old boys are a dying breed
23:46and you're the funniest fucking guy i know bradley i mean seriously
23:52what say you two quit being fools this damn minute
23:56ain't got no time to waste on this planet
23:59that's what's up
24:00you know the low bones game is tight over there right now
24:07that's what's up
24:09that's what's up
24:13you damn right that's what's up
24:14now get your asses down to my second favorite cousin's birthday party
24:19oh
24:23uh
24:25uh
24:29uh
24:29uh
24:30uh
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