Letterkenny Season 4 Episode 6 Great Day for Thunder Bay
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00:01You were trying to figure out WTF with your BFFs the other day.
00:09You guys ever sexted?
00:11No.
00:12All the times.
00:13Yeah, really?
00:14Dailies.
00:15I'm not surprised that you're squirrelly, Dan.
00:17It's all above water, I assure you.
00:20I'm on telephone applications called Bumbles.
00:23It's kind of like Tinder, except only the women can initiate conversations.
00:28So what, they just messaged you up on your telephone with sex talk?
00:31Sex text.
00:32Correct.
00:33Terrific.
00:34I think I've been sexting with a gal, but I'm not too sure.
00:39Well, what'd you sext ya?
00:41LOL.
00:42What'd you sext her directly before that?
00:45Well, I asked her if she wanted to go on a date.
00:47That's not sexting.
00:48Sure as it is.
00:49No, it isn't.
00:50Gary asked the gal to go on the date, and she texted back LOLs.
00:53Yes, it appears as though that's what went down squirrelly, Dan.
00:56Well, that means lots of love.
00:58No, it doesn't.
00:59Sure as it does.
01:00No, it doesn't.
01:01LOL means laughing out loud.
01:03So?
01:04So one of two things, Super Chief.
01:06Number A, she thinks the very thought of going on a date with you is laughable.
01:11Or number B, the fact that you think she'd want to go on a date with you is laughable.
01:15Either way or who?
01:17So?
01:18She's laughing at you about it.
01:19So it's not sexting?
01:22Figured it out.
01:24Maybe she meant lots of load.
01:26No, no, what?
01:29That's the problem with sexting and texting, or technology in general.
01:34The world needs less Facebook and more face to face.
01:37Or a bit fucking embarrassing while sitting around here trying to decipher what three letters might mean.
01:42I'm sensing a bit of hostilities here, Big Shoots.
01:45Do you want to know how my Uncle Eddie met my Aunt Mary?
01:48Walked right up to her.
01:50Like a sock hawk.
01:51Told her he thought she was pretty.
01:53Uncle Eddie's was a legend.
01:55Aunt Mary, too.
01:56Then he asked her if she wanted to dance with them.
01:59Because she wanted to twist.
02:00I bet you he swing-danced her.
02:02Before he ball-roomed her.
02:04Then she walks over to her gal pals and they're all saying,
02:06we're helping the balls on this sailor.
02:08Walked right up to her pretty girl like you asked her for a twist.
02:11Of course they're all green with envy because no one's asked them to twist.
02:15That sounds like Uncle Eddie's alright.
02:17Yeah, it sounds like a perfect course for Uncle Eddie.
02:20Bet you think it ends there.
02:22It doesn't.
02:23Guess who walks into the sock hop like he owns the place?
02:27Elvis Presley.
02:28King of rock and roll.
02:30Walks right up to Aunt Mary and says he ain't nothing but a hound dog.
02:33Tight spot for Uncle Eddie's.
02:35What did Uncle Eddie do?
02:36Uncle Eddie?
02:37Walks right over to the king of rock and roll and puts him on his ass.
02:41Wow.
02:42Uncle Eddie.
02:43Next thing you know, in walks the Rat Pack with Chuck Berry and the Beach Boys
02:47who hadn't broken yet but were making a name for themselves as California Street Tuffs.
02:51Guess what?
02:52All good buddies with Elvis.
02:54No.
02:55He's a goner.
02:56Gotta be.
02:57Think again.
02:58Uncle Eddie gets a tap on his shoulder, voice says to him and he says,
03:01Hey kid, need a hand?
03:03Guess who?
03:04You ever heard Johnny Cash?
03:07Oh now you're spending the yarn.
03:09The man in black himself.
03:11Hey you better believe it's the man in black.
03:13He's with his good pals John Wayne and James Brown who don't take shit off anybody.
03:18Everybody knows that.
03:19You're gonna throw hands at James Brown, I'm sorry you're a goner.
03:22Everybody knows that.
03:23But they're still outnumbered.
03:25So guess who shimmies over in a real bad mood.
03:28Who?
03:29Little Richard.
03:30Gotta be.
03:31Hey you better fucking believe it's Little Richard.
03:33He's with his good pal Bing Crosby and that's pre-White Christmas when he was still on the bottle and a nasty drunk.
03:38So you know what's on now.
03:40Number one selling albums of all times, White Christmas.
03:43That's pre-White Christmas.
03:45Look out.
03:46So fucking Buddy Holly walks over in Bertuzzi's Uncle Eddie, right?
03:50Next thing you know Ray Charles has got Buddy Holly in a rear naked.
03:54Buddy Holly's tapping Ray Charles says no way.
03:56That's not how this ends.
03:58Cash is over there at Arm Bar and Sinatra.
04:01Sammy Davis Jr. switched sides halfway through the fight.
04:04He's got Dean Martin in a Omapatewa.
04:07Where's Uncle Eddie's?
04:08What's he gonna do?
04:09He's gotta do something.
04:10Uncle Eddie's freshly transitioned from a triangle choke in favor of a full mount.
04:15He's got Brian Wilson down ready to serve the final blow and someone catches his fist.
04:20Guess who?
04:21Johnny Cash.
04:23Says hey kid, we got this from here.
04:26Go get your girl.
04:27Uncle Eddie gets up, John Wayne gives him a tap on the butt like they're old locker room pals.
04:33What's Aunt Marian's doing?
04:36Did he go over to her?
04:37Tell you what.
04:38She went to him.
04:40Okay?
04:41He scoops her up in his arms, fireman carries her out of there to applause from the sock hoppers
04:46to clear a path for them.
04:48Takes her for a fucking milkshake.
04:49Like a real man.
04:51Wow.
04:52Uncle Eddie.
04:54So next time you're thinking about texting a girl to ask her out on a date, why don't you
04:59stop and think?
05:01About what?
05:03About the glory you're leaving on the table.
05:07Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
05:12Hey, it's her.
05:15Well, what she says.
05:17New phone.
05:18Who dis?
05:19LOL.
05:20And that's why I never drink out of Geno Reda's mug again.
05:22These sheets are just gibberish.
05:23Oh, hi.
05:24Welcome to SportsCenter.
05:25L-O-L.
05:42And that's why I never drink out of Gino Reda's mug again.
05:47These sheets are just gibberish.
05:49Oh, hi. Welcome to SportsCenter.
05:51I'm Dan. He's Jack.
05:52You know, Dan, a homegrown feel-good story to round out the program.
05:57Local hockey stars Hudson and James Bay
06:00return from a stint in Europe to Letterkenny, Ontario
06:05to help their dad do hay.
06:08Now, what's not to like about that?
06:10Oh, boy.
06:12Toolsy?
06:13Yeah. Letterkenny, Ontario.
06:15Problem, Toolsy?
06:16Yeah, no problem.
06:19Letterkenny, Ontario.
06:20Home of local hockey stars Hudson and James Bay.
06:24Yeah, yeah, you got it. Yeah, you got it.
06:26You ever been to Letterkenny, Jay?
06:27I've not had the pleasure, no.
06:29As you're aware by now, I'm from Peterborough, Ontario.
06:32Yes, I'm aware.
06:33Okay. You're familiar with brawls and hockey?
06:35Yes, I'm familiar.
06:36Yeah, they happen all the time.
06:37How about brawls and curling?
06:40That's a new one!
06:41Okay, that's what happened when Letterkenny's curling team came to Peterborough.
06:44A curling brawl.
06:45Yeah, a brawl at a curling mitt. You ever heard of a cribbage brawl?
06:49More new territory!
06:51Yeah, that's what happened routinely when members of the Letterkenny Legion came and played cribbage tournaments against members of the Peterborough Legion.
06:59A cribbage brawl?
07:00Yeah, a brawl at a cribbage tournament.
07:02Toolsy!
07:04You think I'm making this crap up?
07:06So what are you saying here, Toolsy?
07:08Okay, just if I were Hudson and James Bay...
07:11Home to do hay.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:13I'd be staying in Europe.
07:22You ready for this old goat to make your day?
07:25Good.
07:26Yes, who's coming to visit us this weekend?
07:28No way.
07:31Way.
07:31No way.
07:32For hay?
07:33For hay.
07:34No way.
07:35All the way.
07:36Did they say?
07:37Well, they didn't, did they?
07:38Well, not yet anyway.
07:39So go ahead and say.
07:41James and Hudson.
07:44Bay?
07:44Bay.
07:45James and Hudson Bay.
07:47No way.
07:48Way.
07:49Home to stay?
07:49Just for hay.
07:50You don't say.
07:52Well, you know, a little bit of work.
07:54A little bit of play.
07:55Hooray!
07:56James and Hudson Bay.
07:59Hicks all the way.
08:00All the way!
08:01Oh, look, there's a stray.
08:03Those guys are LOL.
08:06Legends of letter canning.
08:08Good workers, too.
08:09Well, they're great workers.
08:11They pull away bales with the best of them.
08:13Fastener in a fox over a fence.
08:14James and Hudson Bay.
08:16One what?
08:18The Brothers Bay Home for Hay is a chance for all of us to come together and show them
08:23we're proud in our own special way.
08:26So, stick with tradition?
08:28Well, you don't fuck with tradition.
08:29Puppers and a pig roast for the Brothers Bay.
08:32Puppers and a pig.
08:33All right, well, I'm going to go talk to Tannis about the pig.
08:36You get them cheapest on the res.
08:37Okay, Katie.
08:38Okay.
08:39Okay, Derek.
08:40Okay.
08:40Okay, Dan.
08:41Okay.
08:42Okay, stray.
08:43But what are we going to call the party this year?
08:46Bay days.
08:47No.
08:48A bay in the life.
08:49We're getting warmer.
08:51Bay watch.
08:51Almost there.
08:53Wait!
08:55Great day for bay.
08:57Yes.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yup.
09:00Great day for bay.
09:03I want somebody to help me get that fucking strange.
09:06Oh shit.
09:06It's getting away.
09:08Come on, you, Stu.
09:09He just wants to play.
09:11Fucking beauties, boys.
09:13Beauties and beasts.
09:15The Brothers Bay.
09:17James and Hudson Bay hockey players all the way.
09:20Bay beautiful.
09:21Better candy shamrocks.
09:23All-time leaders in points, pins, and plus minus.
09:26Now they're playing.
09:27Yup.
09:28Imagine all the Amsterdamsels in Europe.
09:31We've been dealing abroad all right.
09:33International ass.
09:34Getting their assports stamped.
09:35Oh, they're part of the European Union now, buddy.
09:38Traveling through Tidalee for sure.
09:40Seeing all kinds of Vatican.
09:42Nice mountains in Titserland, too.
09:44Hammering all that Croatia ass.
09:46Smashing all that Romania ass.
09:49Slam crushing all that Albania ass.
09:51Oh, welcome to Bulgaria.
09:53The Brothers Bay hockey players all the way.
09:56All the way.
09:57Dropping mitts and sucking tits.
10:00Titty validity.
10:01Titty stupidity.
10:02Home this weekend, buddy.
10:03Home this weekend, bro.
10:05Gotta do something epic.
10:06Oh.
10:07How are we gonna top all Bay all night from last year?
10:10Fuck.
10:10I drew more box than an architect.
10:13Oh, come on, something.
10:15There's a will, there's a bay.
10:17Yeah, yeah.
10:20Bay brothers.
10:23Egotistical.
10:24Egotesticles.
10:25Sturt, they're your family.
10:28Questionable.
10:29Undeniable.
10:30Unverifiable.
10:31Sturt, they're your cousins.
10:33There's pictures of you and the bays together as kids all over your house.
10:36My mom's house.
10:37Well, you still live there.
10:38Roar!
10:40Sturt is verifiable.
10:43This is not a bay.
10:45Bride parade.
10:46Those basteries never want to hang out with me anyway.
10:51I'm nauseated by their hokey-hockey-shaky shit.
10:55I do not want to spend more time down by the bay with a watermelon.
11:00Grow up!
11:07Hi.
11:08What's your name?
11:10Zack.
11:11Zack.
11:12Russell Terrier.
11:13Zack Russell Terrier.
11:15Present.
11:16We're having a baby cue this weekend because the brothers bay are coming home.
11:23James and Hudson, do you know them?
11:26They're second cousins.
11:27Oh.
11:28Uncle Cal married my Aunt Sue.
11:29Oh, which one's a bay?
11:31Aunt Sue was a bay before she was a casa.
11:34So now she's Sue Casa?
11:37Married Calvin Garfield Casa, built by Calgary.
11:41You might know their kids.
11:43Sam and Ella.
11:45Sam and Ella.
11:46I said Manella have a half-brother Thai as well.
11:49Thai Casa.
11:51I said half-brother.
11:53Last name's Food.
11:54Thai Food?
11:56Present.
11:57Jesus.
11:59What's your name?
12:01Katie.
12:02Katie what?
12:03Wait.
12:04You know my half-brother Ash, right?
12:07Ash who?
12:08Wednesday.
12:08Ash Wednesday.
12:10Ash Wednesday.
12:11Mm-hmm.
12:11That's it.
12:12Hangs out with the books.
12:14The books.
12:15Art and Mac.
12:17Art book and Mac book?
12:20Yeah.
12:21Know them?
12:21Are you fucking with me?
12:24Nope.
12:27Zach Russell Terrier and Thai food ain't fucking with you.
12:30What's with the pig?
12:33The brothers bay are coming home this weekend so Saturday we're gonna bay bash.
12:38Big bay BQ.
12:40I know.
12:40What's it called?
12:41Great day for bay.
12:44Nice.
12:45Points for bay bash as well.
12:47It's too bad though.
12:48What's too bad?
12:50Well, the bay brothers are coming to the res on Saturday for a party.
12:53They're part native all the way.
12:55But great day for bay.
12:58Yeah, but we already spent a thousand dollars on fireworks.
13:02Thunder bay.
13:03Saturday.
13:05Hmm?
13:07Hey, Zach Russell Terrier and Thai food are gonna come.
13:11Maybe you'll come too.
13:27Hey.
13:28That's Barley.
13:30Kay.
13:31How are you now?
13:32You should stand down on great day for bay.
13:35What?
13:35The bay brothers are coming to the res for Thunder Bay.
13:38They're part native all the way.
13:39They're full hick all the way.
13:41Plus, we already purchased the pig from your people.
13:44Yeah, but do you even know how to cook it?
13:45Throw it on a spit and rotate.
13:47Don't threaten me with a good time.
13:50Kay.
13:51What about when you insert the thermometer to check the temperature inside?
13:54What about it?
13:56I don't know.
13:57You tell me.
13:57Here's the scoop.
13:59We've already planned the party.
14:00Yeah, but we've already spent a thousand dollars on fireworks.
14:03I don't want to see that go up in smoke.
14:04Up?
14:05What?
14:06Nothing.
14:07Go ahead.
14:07Keeping in mind that you once burned down the produce stand, a lot has happened since
14:12then.
14:12The Brothers Bay Home for Hay is the perfect opportunity for all of us to come together
14:17and show them we're proud.
14:18So, we would like to invite you and your friends here for a great day for bay.
14:25Or, you can move your party to the res for Thunder Bay, because the Bay brothers are
14:30part native all the way.
14:32They're full hick all the way.
14:34You trying to sneak a sunrise past a rooster, Tannis?
14:44I don't know.
14:44You're the one stuck between a cock and a hard place.
14:48You breast or thigh guy.
14:49They're full hick.
14:55Correct.
14:56And only part native.
14:58Splitting hairs, but yeah.
14:59So, we host.
15:01Fair.
15:03What the name?
15:05Great day for...
15:07What?
15:08What?
15:08What?
15:09No, there you go.
15:10How's this?
15:11Hmm.
15:12Great day for Thunder Bay.
15:14Great day for Thunder Bay?
15:17Puppers, pigs, and pyrotechnics.
15:19Puppers, pigs, pyrotechnics, and pepperettes.
15:21Perfect.
15:22See you there.
15:23Wayne or shine.
15:24Good enough.
15:25There'll be fireworks.
15:27Just like old times.
15:28It's been a business.
15:29Doing pleasure with you, Tannis.
15:31So, what about that elusive girl of yours?
15:34She gonna show her face for once?
15:36None of your beeswax.
15:37People are talking, you know.
15:39None of their beeswax.
15:40Doesn't bother you?
15:41Mind your beeswax, Tannis.
15:46Hmm.
15:48Later.
15:50Boo.
16:03We tried to come up with our own party for the Bay Brothers, but...
16:07Yous are welcome to come to our party.
16:10Well, I don't want the Brothers Bay.
16:11Home for Hay is a chance for all of us to come together and show them we're proud.
16:17Yeah, we know.
16:18It was just...
16:19Just everyone keeps coming up with cool names for their Bay parties,
16:23and all we could come up with is Bay There Delilah.
16:26Bay Jude was a runner-up.
16:29Honorable mention Independence Bay.
16:31Bay The Earth Stood Still was also a contender.
16:35Hey, shout out to Glory Bays.
16:36Yeah.
16:38But, uh, credit where credit's due.
16:40Great day for Bay cannot be beaten.
16:44So, we'd love to come to your BayBQ.
16:48We just told you that you're invited.
16:50Fuck, we just fucking said!
16:52Do you want to let the Brothers Bay home for Hay is a chance for all of us to come together
16:57and show them we're proud.
16:59Nice.
17:00Nice.
17:01You're invited.
17:02Sick voice.
17:03Sick.
17:04How can we help?
17:05Well, I haven't heard from the Brothers Bay all day, so safe to say the behind on Hay.
17:10You should head on over.
17:11Lens a hand.
17:13Done.
17:14It's just like lifting hockey bags, right, boys?
17:17On par.
17:18Slift with your legs, not your back, right, boys?
17:20Why don't you try out both?
17:21See which one works out better for you.
17:23You want to throw on some pants or else you carve your legs all up?
17:27Bring some fucking puppers, too.
17:29Pitter-patter.
17:30We're not going to do the pants, man.
17:33We'll get beer, though.
17:44Yes, Stuart, you can come to Great Day for Bay.
17:48Bay-arf.
17:49Pardon?
17:50Great Day for Barf?
17:52So, I take it you won't be coming here, then?
17:55Oh, we'll be there.
17:57To laugh at what losers they are.
18:01Bring some fucking puppers.
18:04Yeah.
18:07Okay, cool.
18:08Bye.
18:08Bye.
18:12They never wanted to hang out with me anyway.
18:16Time to make those idiots bed.
18:18What does that mean?
18:22The expression is make them pay.
18:25I replaced their last name to be clever.
18:28Oh.
18:29Oh, yeah, no, that's super clever.
18:34You try!
18:36Okay.
18:37Yeah.
18:39Go ahead.
18:41Make my pay.
18:47Satisfactory.
18:48What's up?
19:11How are you now?
19:13Smoking darks and breaking hearts.
19:14You bring the fireworks?
19:16That was a deal, wasn't it?
19:17I can't confirm.
19:18Is she here?
19:19Not my fucking puppers.
19:27Hey.
19:28You want to see the pig?
19:30Follow it opening.
19:32Check.
19:32It's my cousin Andrew knows you.
19:34Oh, at who?
19:36Ed Martin?
19:37Yeah, yeah.
19:38He's friends with my buddy, Mike.
19:40Which Mike?
19:41Check.
19:41For sure.
19:44Ed Martin was Mike Chex's best man at his wedding.
19:46Told you they weren't fucking with you.
19:48Fucking faves, eh?
19:50Sounds like they're okay.
19:53Great day for Thunder Bay, eh, boys?
19:56Judging by your arms doesn't look like that good of a day.
19:59Super great day for Thunder Bay, boys.
20:01Got an inside-look-hick life?
20:03It's pretty good to do some hard labor.
20:05What a piece of fucking gym.
20:07Yeah, gym fucking sucks, boys.
20:09Well, next time you'll know to wear long sleeves and pants.
20:11Where's the Bays?
20:13Well, according to their parents.
20:15Georgian?
20:16Fannies?
20:16Georgian Bay and Fanny Bay said that James and Hudson Bay went to town for a meeting.
20:21A meeting?
20:22Well, according to Georgian Bay.
20:23Fanny Bay said she couldn't get a hold of James and Hudson Bay all afternoon.
20:27You know what, buddy?
20:28Hey, I haven't been able to get a hold of our Big City Slams all afternoon either, buddy.
20:33Hey, have you boys seen those two gym babes?
20:36You know the two babes from the gym?
20:39Are they here?
20:40Don't think so, boys.
20:42Couldn't get a hold of those babes all afternoon.
20:47It's them!
20:48It's them!
20:49It's them!
20:51Yay!
20:53I'm here!
20:54Yay!
20:56Yes, they're a checker!
20:57Well, great day for Thunder Bay, fellas.
21:07Welcome home.
21:08Thanks, Blaine.
21:09Welcome home.
21:10Thanks, Blaine.
21:11Brothers Bay Home for Hay is a chance for us to show you guys how proud we are of you.
21:17Thanks, Katie.
21:17You guys made it all the way to Europe.
21:20Welcome home, Hudson.
21:22Gotta tell us all about Europe.
21:24Welcome home, James.
21:25Gotta tell us about Europe.
21:26We will.
21:27We will.
21:30And keep it with tradition as promised.
21:33Puppers and a pig.
21:35And pyrotechnics this year, too.
21:38Welcome home, pussies.
21:39Thanks, Tanner.
21:40Thanks, Tanner.
21:41What's the day?
21:42What were you babes doing all day?
21:45We had a meeting.
21:47Meeting?
21:47Let's call it a bay of pigs.
21:49There's that gym bay.
21:51There's that other gym bay.
21:54More like Guantanamo Bay, because I didn't know whether we were going to get out alive.
21:59Hey, it's big city slams.
22:05I felt like I was on bays of our lives, because there were so many storylines going on all at one.
22:11Big city slams, too, boys.
22:13I don't even know what bay it is.
22:18Angie?
22:19I never thought I'd be into bay sex.
22:22Thanks for the bay city role, boys.
22:24I'll be your bay on sea any day.
22:26Well...
22:32LOL.
22:35LOL.
22:38Stewart here?
22:45Hudson?
22:46Stewart.
22:47James?
22:48Stewart?
22:49Can we finally hang out?
22:51Hang out?
22:52Let's have a fucking Puppers.
22:54I'd love a fucking Puppers.
22:59I just always figured you didn't want to.
23:03You know, the whole Hicks versus Skits thing?
23:07Yeah, they're hockey players all the way, boys.
23:09Part native all the way, too, boys.
23:11We're family.
23:12All the way.
23:15You guys do rips?
23:16Hard no.
23:19But do you rip Chell?
23:20Because we will rip Chell.
23:22Oh, sure.
23:22Yeah, you're goddamn right I ripped Chell.
23:24You guys got rips?
23:26We got rips.
23:27They'll do rips.
23:29No rips.
23:30We'll rip Chell, boys.
23:32Are you guys talking about what I think you're talking about?
23:34What if we are?
23:35I'm calling the cops.
23:37No!
23:41Just kidding.
23:42Where's the rips?
23:43We're gonna need more rips.
23:45I got rips.
23:46Then it's on.
23:48Chell.
23:49You're goddamn right it's on.
23:51Chell.
23:52And rips.
23:54Chell.
23:55And rips.
23:56Chell.
23:57And rips.
23:58Chell.
23:59And rips.
24:01Chell.
24:02And rips.
24:04Chell.
24:05And rips.
24:06Chell.
24:07And rips.
24:08Chell.
24:08Chell.
24:09Chell.
24:09Chell.
24:10Chell.
24:10Chell.
24:11Chell.
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24:22Hats off to Tannis, boys.
24:30It's certainly a great day for Thunder Bay.
24:33Yeah, Tannis has outdone herself.
24:35She sure did.
24:37So where is Tannis?
24:52Tannis has outdone herself.
25:22Tannis has outdone herself.
25:52Tannis has outdone herself.
25:54Tannis has outdone herself.
25:56We'll see you next time.