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00:00Mum, I've got, um, some exciting news to tell you.
00:03I'm gonna be a father.
00:04I'm sorry, what?
00:05Um, you know, me and Cheyenne, yeah, Cheyenne's pregnant.
00:08I'm gonna be a father.
00:10Cheyenne? Oh, that girl you've been looking with.
00:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's pregnant.
00:15You!
00:16Yeah, me.
00:19You, are you...
00:20Is it April 4th? Is it the 3rd of April right now?
00:24Um...
00:24I'm sorry, you are gonna be a father?
00:28Yeah, what's wrong with that?
00:29What?
00:30What do you mean, what's wrong with that?
00:31Have you lost your mind?
00:33You still live at home with me!
00:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37Listen to me, little boy.
00:39Listen to me right now.
00:40You are not gonna be having no child.
00:43Not on my watch, you hear me now?
00:44Because you still have a little boy living at home with me.
00:46You still have a shit mask in your speedo, man.
00:49You still got the shit mask in your pants.
00:52I mean, like, what?
00:53What is wrong with you?
00:54You know, son, listen, listen to me right now.
00:56Yeah, I'm listening.
00:56This Charlene, you know, she's like,
00:59probably seeing you thinking that you're a bit of a good catch.
01:02You know, so, you know, she's telling you that it's yours.
01:04But I'm telling you straight, boy,
01:06you don't know how to use your thing, you know?
01:08I live in the house with you, yeah?
01:11And you know what?
01:12I know you can't use it like that.
01:14I mean, that's just ridiculous.
01:16You're a baby yourself.
01:17How are you gonna have anything that'll work in them things?
01:20No, but I was just joking.
01:24You're fucking shit.
01:26You're fucking cut.
01:27I'm sorry.
01:28I just...
01:29I have to be okay.
01:31I just...
01:32I just...
01:33I know...
01:33I'm just...
01:33I know...
01:34I just...
01:35I'm just like,