A series of misunderstandings jeopardise the budding romance between an aspiring actor and a young woman.
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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:01:00My whole life of being unconventional.
00:01:18Some would say I'm unique or even a freak, but by my definition I'm just a creative.
00:01:24When something doesn't work, like I love it, I improvise.
00:01:31Iron pizza is pretty good.
00:01:33I improvise on everything thinking outside the box.
00:01:36If it doesn't go according to the script, like when my voice broke to my high school Shakespeare
00:01:42performance, I improvise.
00:01:44That is the question.
00:01:47Whether...
00:01:48Whether...
00:01:51I can do this.
00:01:56I can do this.
00:01:59Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
00:02:05That's my boy Sam.
00:02:07And one of the only people who ever believed in me, no matter what, is my dad.
00:02:12He's all I have since, um, mum died.
00:02:15She believed in me too.
00:02:17I hope we can, um, go on holiday together at the end of the year.
00:02:23Yeah.
00:02:24It's just us now.
00:02:27But we're a team.
00:02:29Gotta look after me, old man.
00:02:30I look forward to this boy, old child.
00:02:50Okay, breakfast time.
00:02:53Gotta be something good in here.
00:02:54Looks good.
00:03:06Morning, Mia.
00:03:08Hey.
00:03:10Don't forget we've got a meeting in five minutes.
00:03:13Yeah, I know.
00:03:14See you.
00:03:17What are my dreams?
00:03:20Well, to be a working actor, like on, um, Secret World of Benjamin Hughes.
00:03:24It's about this guy who, uh, leads a sort of double life, trying to start his own production company.
00:03:32Ben's life's a lot like mine.
00:03:36My main goal is to be a working actor.
00:03:38And it's a long shot, I know.
00:03:40But I'm willing to take a chance doing what I love.
00:03:43And I hope to find love too.
00:03:46It's all on this list I've made.
00:03:49Just like the casting list I have.
00:03:51BELL RINGS
00:03:53Kimmy K.
00:03:55Casting.
00:03:55Hi, may I, uh, please speak to Kimmy?
00:03:57Hmm, speaking.
00:03:59Um, The Secret World of Benjamin Hughes is one of my favourite shows.
00:04:02Get to the point, kid.
00:04:03I'm in the middle of something very important.
00:04:06Well, I was just wondering if I could arrange to have an audition for, with you.
00:04:10Are you a school leaver?
00:04:11No.
00:04:12A new drama grad?
00:04:13Yeah, how did you know?
00:04:15It's that desperation in your voice.
00:04:17And it's February.
00:04:18I still get a lot of calls like this this time of year.
00:04:21Oh, I see.
00:04:24Look, my advice to you, kid, is to get an agent and we'll take it from there.
00:04:28Well, that's just it.
00:04:29I don't have...
00:04:30Hello?
00:04:31Hello?
00:04:36Now, where were we?
00:04:42Hmm.
00:04:43Um, Nina Lane Casting, The Unbeaten.
00:04:53Hello, Nina Lane Casting.
00:04:55Hi, um, I'm calling about a casting.
00:04:57Are you an agent?
00:04:58Agent?
00:04:59Um, yeah, I'm a new talent agency called, uh, David?
00:05:04Yes, David.
00:05:05David Tunks of Tunkstar Management.
00:05:07I have this really great new drama grad.
00:05:09Um, Sam Davies.
00:05:11Okay, so, can you send me through your client's details and we'll take it from there.
00:05:16Ripper.
00:05:17Excuse me?
00:05:18Oh, Ripper, get down from there!
00:05:20Woo!
00:05:20Woo!
00:05:21Woo!
00:05:21Sorry, we have, um, an office dog in training at the moment.
00:05:25Yeah, I'll send those details for you to Sam.
00:05:27Okay, thanks.
00:05:29Okay, bye.
00:05:42Ho, ho, ho.
00:05:43Thinking cap on and ready.
00:05:47Thanks.
00:05:48You're new.
00:05:49Alex.
00:05:50Hi, I'm Kim.
00:05:50Ooh, this guy seems okay.
00:05:57It's not swiping right.
00:05:58Oh, Alex.
00:06:00Hi, Alex.
00:06:01I'm Lana.
00:06:04Be careful.
00:06:05Don't crush my hat.
00:06:07Now, be a doll and hang that for me.
00:06:11Good day, everyone.
00:06:12Glad you have your thinking caps on for this morning's creative meeting.
00:06:16Now, we have a new client on board, Top Chef Adrian Cho, and he wants us to launch his
00:06:20new product called Super Cho Cho Kets.
00:06:23Any ideas?
00:06:30I've got an idea.
00:06:31Dave.
00:06:32We can have a cartoon version of Top Chef Adrian Cho riding a cow, and instead of milk coming
00:06:39out, we can have the Super Cho Cho Kets come, boop, pop it out.
00:06:44We might need to loosen your cap there, Dave.
00:06:47We'll come back to you.
00:06:48Anybody else?
00:06:49I've got an idea.
00:06:50Mia.
00:06:52How about we had a kid dressed in a superhero outfit, and he was giving out Super Cho Cho
00:06:57Kets?
00:06:58Hmm.
00:06:59Good.
00:07:00Good.
00:07:00I like where you're heading with that.
00:07:04Can we expand on the superhero idea?
00:07:06You're right there, Alex.
00:07:08Thank you for this morning's tea and biscuits.
00:07:10Alex is new to price advertising.
00:07:13My bad.
00:07:14Alex, welcome.
00:07:15Let me introduce you to the team.
00:07:17We have Dave, Mia, Kim, and Lana.
00:07:21Thank you, Alex.
00:07:21That'll be all.
00:07:24Right.
00:07:24Back to the campaign.
00:07:26Can we go with Mia's brilliant superhero idea and expand on that?
00:07:30So we could either have a superhero kid or...
00:07:32Or a superhero man.
00:07:35Could have a superhero man handing out Super Cho Cho Kets to kids at schools or kids out in
00:07:40the streets.
00:07:41Yes.
00:07:41Yes.
00:07:42Love all these ideas.
00:07:43Let's go away and bring them back tomorrow and present them to Adrian Cho himself in the
00:07:47morning.
00:07:48Brad, can Lana and I work together?
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:52Sure.
00:07:52That'll be it.
00:07:54Thanks, everyone.
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:02What's up with you?
00:08:04Mia.
00:08:05That's what's up with me.
00:08:07She stole my idea again.
00:08:09How?
00:08:12Oh.
00:08:14That's probably why she loves sitting next to you.
00:08:16You know, she's only been here for a month and she has basically stolen every single idea
00:08:20of mine.
00:08:23It's my ideas that have gotten us over the line and not hers.
00:08:26And I just think it would be nice if Brad just acknowledged my hard work for once.
00:08:32I don't even know how she got this job in the first place.
00:08:35Well, I heard she was working in marketing for some supermarket chain in LA and got a transfer
00:08:40here.
00:08:40Why did she come here?
00:08:42You know, like, LA has heaps more opportunities.
00:08:45I don't know.
00:08:46Sometimes it's who you know, not what you know.
00:08:48But hey, next time, sit next to me.
00:08:52Yeah.
00:08:53Okay.
00:08:57What are you smiling about?
00:08:59It's a match.
00:09:01Oh, show me.
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:05Act of Sam, hey?
00:09:07Tell me more.
00:09:10Come on.
00:09:12Come on.
00:09:12I'll show you your favourite at the cafe.
00:09:15Oh.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17Yeah.
00:09:17Okay.
00:09:18Okay, fine.
00:09:18Okay, let's go.
00:09:19I'm going to eat my sandwich.
00:09:20I'm going to eat my sandwich.
00:09:22I'm going to eat my sandwich.
00:09:24I'm going to eat my sandwich.
00:09:33Avocado match.
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:34Hi, ladies.
00:09:35How's your day?
00:09:36Well, it could be better.
00:09:38Well, here.
00:09:39Have a Valentine's Day to give to that someone special.
00:09:41Oh.
00:09:43Federer is going to like this.
00:09:45Mmm.
00:09:45Roger Federer, the tennis player.
00:09:48No.
00:09:49Roger Federer, her cat.
00:09:51She named him after Roger Federer, the tennis player.
00:09:54He is the special someone in my life.
00:09:56Aw.
00:09:57Kim, there must be someone else.
00:09:59I'm trying, but honestly, I'm considering doing it alone.
00:10:02Doing what alone?
00:10:04Having a child alone.
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:06My doctor said I have to get started ASAP.
00:10:09I've hardly had any eggs left.
00:10:11You know what that means.
00:10:12Tick, tick, tick.
00:10:13So anyway, I'm thinking about getting my eggs frozen.
00:10:16Hmm.
00:10:17You know what?
00:10:18I think that's great.
00:10:20You're taking control of your own fertility.
00:10:23Are you both having the usual?
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26No worries.
00:10:26Two lattes coming up.
00:10:28So, aren't you going to give this to anyone?
00:10:33Who?
00:10:34The postman?
00:10:35He's the only one that visits me every day.
00:10:37Plus the guy I like doesn't even know I exist.
00:10:40Who?
00:10:41The postman?
00:10:42No.
00:10:43You know what they say about office romances.
00:10:46Office romances?
00:10:49What?
00:10:49Wait, what?
00:10:51Well, it can't be Dave because he's gay or...
00:10:54No, Kim.
00:10:56No, it can't be Brad.
00:10:58He hasn't seen anyone since he got divorced.
00:11:01He is practically married to his job.
00:11:04He's a workaholic.
00:11:05I know, but he's such a good, reliable man.
00:11:08So handsome and capable.
00:11:09Oh, Kim.
00:11:13Yeah, he is, isn't he?
00:11:15He has his act together.
00:11:18You know what?
00:11:19No more cheaters.
00:11:21No more liars.
00:11:23And no more gunnamen.
00:11:24Gunnamen?
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:26You know, like, men that say,
00:11:28I'm going to do this and then I'm going to do that.
00:11:30And then all they do is sit on their arse and do nothing.
00:11:34Anyway, you should give this card to Brad.
00:11:37But just be cryptic about it.
00:11:38You know, leave a hint at the end of the card or something.
00:11:41Yeah.
00:11:42I am in advertising.
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:44Think about it.
00:11:45Well, okay, fine.
00:11:46Don't think about it too long, though.
00:11:48Valentine's Day is just around the corner.
00:11:51And opportunities like this one don't come around very often.
00:11:54Well, we're talking about opportunities.
00:11:58Tell me more about Actor Sam.
00:11:59Oh.
00:12:00Mmm.
00:12:02Can you believe it?
00:12:03It's been one year and four months.
00:12:06And the only decent guy I've matched with is Actor Sam.
00:12:10I know.
00:12:11Another actor.
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:13This is the fourth actor you've matched with.
00:12:15Alana, you're like their sugar mummy.
00:12:17You pay for everything, including their acting classes.
00:12:19Thinking about your mum?
00:12:26Yeah.
00:12:28I was just thinking, how hard can it be to find what my mum and dad had, you know?
00:12:35Anyway.
00:12:36Can you believe it?
00:12:40It's Actor Sam again.
00:12:41And so first, I suggested that we go to the restaurant, to a restaurant.
00:12:47And then he said, I prefer small workplaces.
00:12:50So then I suggested we go to a small cafe where we can have a latte or a muffin.
00:12:54And then, and then guess what he said?
00:12:57He said, I prefer the outdoors where I can sit on the grass.
00:13:01Alana.
00:13:02You know what this means?
00:13:04Hmm?
00:13:04Hello, Mr. Tight Arse.
00:13:07Oh, Tight Arse.
00:13:07Hmm.
00:13:09Are you ladies talking about my tight arse again?
00:13:12Yes, we are.
00:13:14No, Alana's using the Love Kicker dating app, and the guy she's matched with won't even take
00:13:18her to a real cafe for a muffin and coffee.
00:13:20Hmm.
00:13:21You know what he said?
00:13:22He said, I prefer the outdoors and sitting on the grass.
00:13:26Why?
00:13:27Is he a cow or something?
00:13:29Get rid of him.
00:13:30He reminds me of my first husband.
00:13:32And look where I am now.
00:13:35Still married to him.
00:13:38Hmm.
00:13:41Kim.
00:13:42You know what?
00:13:44I know that look on your face.
00:13:46I have decided I am going to go out on a date with Mr. Tight Arse, actor Zen.
00:13:51Remember he's an actor.
00:13:53That means professional waiter.
00:13:55Yeah, but I don't care what he does.
00:13:59As long as he has a job, treats me with respect, and has a kind soul.
00:14:03No harm in a test drive.
00:14:04Kim, he's not a car.
00:14:07But, you know, I should see if we're compatible.
00:14:10Maybe he's the perfect fit.
00:14:13Anyway, if I can go out on a date, you can give a card to Brad.
00:14:18I don't care.
00:14:21I don't take your judgment kindly.
00:14:23Sorry, Lana.
00:14:26I don't think chicken about it.
00:14:28I dare you.
00:14:29Give a card to Brad.
00:14:31Come on.
00:14:32Do it.
00:14:33Do it.
00:14:34Do it.
00:14:35Okay, okay.
00:14:36I will think about it.
00:14:36I'll think about it.
00:14:37Okay.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Leave my arm alone.
00:14:40Hey, Lana.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:55Hi.
00:14:56You must be Sam.
00:14:56Yeah, I am.
00:14:57Take a seat.
00:14:58It's not really a seat, is it?
00:15:00Oh, well, take a spot on the grass then.
00:15:02I will.
00:15:05I hope I'm not boring you already.
00:15:08Oh, no, no, no.
00:15:08I'm just sending an order.
00:15:09I'll turn my phone off now.
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:16What made you decide to choose this place?
00:15:18Well, it's like my secret spot, you know?
00:15:21I love the outdoors, so I thought it might be a nice idea to come.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:26Let's not forget, it's free.
00:15:29Excuse me?
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:34It's free.
00:15:35Yeah.
00:15:36The outdoors are generally free, and...
00:15:39It's summer, so why not enjoy it?
00:15:45Anyway, I think it's nice.
00:15:47Sun's out.
00:15:49Yeah?
00:15:49Yeah.
00:15:50Delivery for Sam.
00:15:51Oh, thank you.
00:15:56Give it a change.
00:15:57Okay.
00:15:59Got you a latte.
00:16:00Oh, thank you.
00:16:04And there's a nice surprise in here.
00:16:07Oh, there's a muffin.
00:16:11How'd you know I like lattes and muffins?
00:16:13I remember you said you liked them online.
00:16:16Oh, you remembered.
00:16:18I remember everything.
00:16:19Oh.
00:16:21So, where were we?
00:16:22Oh, yeah, you were implying that I was cheap.
00:16:25What?
00:16:25No.
00:16:26I never actually said that.
00:16:28Mm.
00:16:29So, what's your favourite food?
00:16:31Wait.
00:16:32Let me guess.
00:16:33Chinese food.
00:16:36What?
00:16:37Where do you think I'm from?
00:16:40China or something?
00:16:41No, but I am.
00:16:42No, you're not.
00:16:44Yeah, I'm from China.
00:16:45What?
00:16:45No.
00:16:46Just because I don't look Chinese doesn't mean I'm not from the place.
00:16:49Well, just because I do look Chinese doesn't mean I only like eating Chinese food.
00:16:54Well, most of the Chinese girls I've dated have liked Chinese food.
00:16:57And how many Chinese girls have you dated?
00:16:59A few.
00:17:01What?
00:17:01A few?
00:17:03Do you have yellow fever?
00:17:04Why are you being so defensive?
00:17:06I'm not.
00:17:06Look, my dad was a diplomat working in China, so I grew up there.
00:17:11Kind of got used to the cuisine.
00:17:12Plus, I work in hospitality, so I eat it every day, pretty much.
00:17:17Okay.
00:17:18Eat it every day.
00:17:20So, have all your girlfriends been Chinese?
00:17:24Oh, no, no, no.
00:17:25When Dad got sick, we came back in.
00:17:27I dated an Aussie girl then.
00:17:29Oh.
00:17:30Is he okay now?
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:32It is what it is.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36So, wait.
00:17:38So, do you meet all your dates through a dating app?
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:42I mean, I don't really have time to meet anybody now.
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:49It's hard to meet people organically these days, right?
00:17:51Yeah, tell me about it.
00:17:52And it's like, when I meet people online, I have one idea of them, then when I finally
00:17:57meet them in person, they're just usually someone completely different.
00:18:01Yeah, totally agree.
00:18:02It's like, you only see the most polished version of them online and everything's curated
00:18:06in a way to make you like them.
00:18:08But most of the time, I just find myself really disappointed when I see them in person.
00:18:12Except for today, I reckon.
00:18:14I think I exceeded your expectation.
00:18:17Really?
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:18You think so?
00:18:19Mm-hmm.
00:18:20Okay.
00:18:21You still haven't answered my question, though.
00:18:24Do you or don't you like Chinese food?
00:18:25Mm-hmm.
00:18:27It's okay.
00:18:28Would you be interested in having a Chinese food showdown?
00:18:33Is that a challenge?
00:18:35Maybe.
00:18:35I know the perfect place.
00:18:37Mm-hmm.
00:18:38Okay, you know what?
00:18:40You're on.
00:18:41Cool.
00:18:42Um, well, I'm rusted off tomorrow if you're free then.
00:18:46Tomorrow.
00:18:47I'll have to get back to you.
00:18:49Sure.
00:18:50Oh, and, sorry, sorry, I have to go.
00:18:52Is everything okay?
00:18:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:54I just have an advertising campaign that I'm working on.
00:18:57Oh, no worries.
00:18:59Yeah.
00:19:02That's kind of cool.
00:19:03Yeah, it took me ages to get here.
00:19:05Yeah, so no worries.
00:19:06How did you get here?
00:19:08By bus.
00:19:09How about you?
00:19:09Mine's over there.
00:19:11Wow.
00:19:11Is that yours?
00:19:13Yeah.
00:19:13Yeah, I mean, my bike's a few years old now, but I like it.
00:19:19So, um, I'll send you a message about tomorrow?
00:19:22Yeah, that'll be nice.
00:19:23Cool.
00:19:24Thanks for today.
00:19:25No worries.
00:19:26Bye.
00:19:26Bye.
00:19:26Yep, another date night with you.
00:19:56Thank you Federer.
00:20:03Oh it's Lana Federer. Excuse us.
00:20:08Hi Kim.
00:20:09How was it?
00:20:10Better than I expected.
00:20:11Oh.
00:20:12It has potential and we have a lot in common.
00:20:16You know you're not the only one who's on a date tonight.
00:20:19Really? You're out on a date tonight?
00:20:22Well with who? With Brad?
00:20:24He's sweet, independent, has a great self-esteem.
00:20:29Um, loves fish.
00:20:31A little bit hairy but I don't mind.
00:20:35Wait.
00:20:36Are you talking about Roger Federer your cat?
00:20:41We bonded over some grilled salmon tonight.
00:20:44Oh Kim, Federer already has Mrs Crackles from next door.
00:20:50Okay, whatever.
00:20:56Let's get started on this campaign.
00:20:58I'm so excited.
00:20:59Yeah, feels like another night in the office.
00:21:13Nothing going according to plan.
00:21:20It's the script of my life.
00:21:26Thanks Alex.
00:21:49Thanks Alex.
00:21:52Thanks Alex.
00:21:55Be a darling, hang this for me.
00:22:01The drink companies as well, so...
00:22:03Why are they wearing strange hats?
00:22:05It's their creative thinking caps.
00:22:07It helps with the creativity flow.
00:22:09I see.
00:22:10I see.
00:22:12G'day everyone.
00:22:13Let me introduce you to Adrian Cho.
00:22:15Hi everyone.
00:22:16Hello.
00:22:17Hi.
00:22:18Adrian, let me introduce you to the team.
00:22:20On my right we have Kim and Lana,
00:22:22and on my left we have Dave and Mia.
00:22:24Right team.
00:22:25Let's share our Super Cho Cho Cho Kid ideas with Adrian.
00:22:29How about we start with you first, Dave?
00:22:31Well, I thought we could use the Super Cho Cho Kid's cow
00:22:33with a superhero cape around it's neck
00:22:35to make the cartoon cow look like a superhero.
00:22:45Cho Cho Cats, the food for you.
00:22:47Here is what you should do.
00:22:49The Super Cho Cats is the best.
00:22:52Puts your taste buds to the test.
00:22:54Try it.
00:22:55Eat it.
00:22:56Taste it.
00:22:57Gives you that superhero feeling.
00:22:59Oh yeah.
00:23:01Okay, Dave, I think you've said enough.
00:23:06Alright.
00:23:08We get the picture.
00:23:09Yeah, I think the wrap is good.
00:23:12Mia, what about you?
00:23:13What have you got for us?
00:23:15I was thinking...
00:23:17Alright, we have a superhero kid in a superhero cape.
00:23:21And he flies down and gives Super Cho Cho Cats to the other school kids.
00:23:26And he says,
00:23:28Try a Super Cho Cho Cat and be super cool like me.
00:23:33The superhero idea is good.
00:23:37I just think the tagline needs to be punchier.
00:23:40Kim and Lana, you two ladies worked on this campaign together.
00:23:44What have you two got for us?
00:23:46Okay, well we have set our commercial inside a video game.
00:23:49And the Super Cho Cho Cat superhero comes flying out of the maze and out into the open.
00:23:54And the kids at the end, they're cheering him on.
00:23:57Then at the end, he gives them each a Super Cho Cho Cat and says...
00:24:01For that super feeling, grab a Super Cho Cho Cat today.
00:24:06Love it.
00:24:09I'd like to incorporate Dave's rap song with your idea too.
00:24:13Can we cast both kids and adults for the superhero part?
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, sure thing.
00:24:17If this campaign takes off, I'd like Price Advertising to do all our campaigns.
00:24:20Excellent news, thanks Adrian.
00:24:22I'll just get you to officially sign off on this afterwards.
00:24:25Great work everyone, great work.
00:24:27I mean it.
00:24:28We'll get Jenny to start casting tomorrow, right?
00:24:30Thank you everyone.
00:24:31I'd just like to mention that Super Cho Cho Cat is also sponsoring this year's Advertising's Woman of the Year Awards.
00:24:38Please get your nominations in by this Friday of Women That You Respect.
00:24:41The awards ceremony is on Sunday.
00:24:43Cool.
00:24:44Great.
00:24:45I'd be an awesome winner.
00:24:48Are we keeping you up there Dave?
00:24:51Yes, I'm awake and watching.
00:24:53I'm watching his eyelids.
00:24:57Come on team, let's go celebrate.
00:24:59Yeah.
00:25:00Come on.
00:25:01Well done everyone.
00:25:03Cheers.
00:25:04Cheers.
00:25:05Yay.
00:25:08Just what I needed.
00:25:09You know what would be perfect?
00:25:11If we had some strawberries.
00:25:14Oh, I have some in the fridge.
00:25:16I'm sure I had some strawberries here the other day.
00:25:28Yeah, I remember seeing them.
00:25:30I put my lamb sandwich next to them.
00:25:32I remember that day vividly because when I went back, I discovered that someone had taken a giant bite out of it.
00:25:38No.
00:25:39No.
00:25:40Go tell me one of you did it.
00:25:42Nah, we wouldn't do that.
00:25:43No, we eat the whole thing.
00:25:45Yeah.
00:25:46You know, I've actually started noticing that things, particularly food, have started to go missing around here.
00:25:53Oh.
00:25:54My sandwich was the one thing I was looking forward to the other day.
00:25:58If I was a boss.
00:26:00I even labelled my strawberries.
00:26:02Wait.
00:26:03You know, I do recall seeing Mia here the other morning eating a punnet of strawberries from the fridge.
00:26:09Oh, that cheap ass in fake Prada.
00:26:11She can afford her own.
00:26:12Let me check if I still have my ice chocolate in there.
00:26:15I can't believe it.
00:26:19Someone's stolen my ice chocolate too.
00:26:21Mia.
00:26:22You know, we should teach that woman a lesson.
00:26:27Maybe I should put another ice chocolate in there with a touch of...
00:26:35Laxatives.
00:26:36No.
00:26:37No.
00:26:38We can't do that.
00:26:39She's going to be running into the female bathroom all day.
00:26:43Just for one day.
00:26:44Just for one day.
00:26:45Just for one day.
00:26:46Be fine.
00:26:47No.
00:26:48I want in there sometime this week.
00:26:49When she least expects it.
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:51Oh.
00:26:52Sugar.
00:26:53Is that the time?
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:55Don't say you have plans with that tired ass actor boy.
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:00Okay.
00:27:01Okay.
00:27:02Well, he wasn't stingy actually.
00:27:03He remembered what I wrote on my dating profile and got me lattes and muffins from Fast Foodie
00:27:08Express.
00:27:09Really?
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:11Like actor Rob and actor John and actor Simon.
00:27:14You had to buy all their drinks on the first date.
00:27:16I know.
00:27:17Not all actors are like those three.
00:27:18Lana just got unlucky with them.
00:27:20But what was your chemistry level like out of ten?
00:27:24An eight.
00:27:26He was really cute and we had similar views on dating.
00:27:29Anyway, he's actually taking me out on a proper dinner date tonight.
00:27:32Where?
00:27:33Mac is for a junior burger?
00:27:34No.
00:27:35No.
00:27:36A Chinese restaurant.
00:27:37Oh, so he's Chinese too?
00:27:38No.
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Kinda.
00:27:41Please explain.
00:27:42He was born in China but his parents are Australian.
00:27:45So his dad was a diplomat and was posted there and he grew up there.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:49Yeah.
00:27:50Well, if it all goes well tonight, ask if he has a brother.
00:27:51Okay.
00:27:52For me.
00:27:53And me too.
00:27:54Okay.
00:27:55Okay.
00:27:56Oh, she's late.
00:27:57Hi.
00:27:58Sorry I'm late.
00:27:59Hey, glad you made it.
00:28:00No.
00:28:01No.
00:28:02No.
00:28:03No.
00:28:04No.
00:28:05No.
00:28:06No.
00:28:07No.
00:28:08No.
00:28:09No.
00:28:10No.
00:28:11No.
00:28:12No.
00:28:13No.
00:28:14No.
00:28:15No.
00:28:16No.
00:28:17No.
00:28:18No.
00:28:19No.
00:28:20No.
00:28:21No.
00:28:22No.
00:28:23No.
00:28:24I wouldn't miss this for the world.
00:28:26Would you both like menus?
00:28:28Ah, actually just one menu for tonight, thanks Dan.
00:28:31For one, she'll be in charge of ordering tonight.
00:28:34Sure Sam.
00:28:35I'll be back for your order.
00:28:37Do you guys know each other?
00:28:39Ah, you could just say I'm a regular here.
00:28:42Oh.
00:28:47I think I know what I'm going to order.
00:28:51I don't want to ruin the surprise so I'm just going to read out the dish
00:28:59numbers, is that okay? Sure, go ahead. Okay, number six for entree, number 57,
00:29:09and oh, 99 with fried rice. Will that be all? Yeah, thank you. With extra chilli? I don't like chilli. Oh, I do.
00:29:27Sure, any wine for you both? No, no, just tea is fine, thank you.
00:29:33You know, I don't know if chilli will go with what I ordered,
00:29:36but it's your choice. I think this will be a meal you'll never forget. I'm sure it will be.
00:29:44Anyway, I was wondering, do you have any siblings? Well, I have a stepsister who I haven't seen for
00:29:51years so I consider myself an only child really. Me too, I'm an only child. No way. Yeah, yeah,
00:29:58it gets hard doesn't it? My dad always makes me update his dating profile and then he gets me to
00:30:04help him edit all his photos. That's crazy, I have to help my old man too. He keeps leaving random
00:30:10things around the house. At one time I found his glasses in the freezer.
00:30:19The life of an only child. Yeah, cheers to that.
00:30:21Um, sorry, I saw that before. Were you, were you married or? This? No. This belonged to my mum.
00:30:34Oh, it's beautiful. It is. It's um, it's one of the last things she left me. I'm sorry.
00:30:41You know, she, she wanted me to find someone that would make me feel the way dad made her feel.
00:30:48And then she made me promise that if I ever found him, I would put this little baby inside an
00:30:55arancini ball and give it to him. If he didn't choke, pass the test. You must miss your mum. I do.
00:31:03Anyway, what's your story? Why aren't you, you know, married with 12 kids? Um, well, let's just say my
00:31:09last girlfriend couldn't make a commitment. She had cold feet. One chicken feet entree.
00:31:15Ah, chicken feet. Good old number six. Don't you, don't you like them? I like them. I love them. Oh,
00:31:25well, if you love them so much, you can have the whole thing. Fine, I will. Special fried rice.
00:31:32Thank you. That's the share, right? Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. Take what you want.
00:31:39So, what were you saying? Oh, I was saying my, um, last girlfriend couldn't make a commitment.
00:31:45Mm. Did she, did she cheat on you? Well, she never admitted it, but I did find boxer shorts
00:31:51in the microwave that weren't mine. I, I actually had a very similar experience. No way. I found
00:32:00someone's g-string inside my fruit bowl and they weren't mine. And then I promised myself,
00:32:06if it ever happened again, I would cut- Penis. Fried sheep's penis. Put these next to you,
00:32:13big boy. Thanks, Dan. Um, sorry, what would you say? I would cut him off. Oh, you'd cut him off.
00:32:24Yeah. Um, ladies first. Uh, you know what? I, I'm still going with my special fried rice.
00:32:33Why don't you go ahead? So, uh, how long was your last relationship? A couple of years. Um,
00:32:42we broke up a little while back when mum passed away. And I haven't really been dating anyone since
00:32:47I'm looking after my dad and all he has left. Being the primary carer, that's, that's tough work.
00:32:54Yeah. I worry about what my old man will do when I'm not around. I mean, we're saving to go on
00:33:00holidays overseas together. Oh, that's nice. Hey, what, why don't you go on a road trip together?
00:33:06What is it? That's what my dad used to do with us. He used to, um, drive us to the blue mountains and,
00:33:12and interstate for long weekends. Yeah, the last time he did that was actually,
00:33:20actually for us to spread my mum's ashes. And my dad said, Lana, we're all assigned mountains at some
00:33:29stage. We just have to take the opportunity to stay strong, to continue living and, um, and show
00:33:41others that even mountains can be moved. Sounds like your dad has a lot of insight.
00:33:47Yeah, he does. They're in a better place now.
00:33:55Yeah, it's just me and my dad now. Look, I, I thought we would have some things in common,
00:34:02but I never thought it would be like this.
00:34:07One crumbled chicken ball. Place, eh? Chicken balls. The food of life, what can I say?
00:34:15Well, now you can say you've tried two. Oh, come on. You haven't even tried any. At least try one
00:34:21testicle. You have to eat your sheep's penis first. No, no, no, come on. Look, I'll eat the lamb's
00:34:26penis if you eat the chicken testicle. No, we have to go at the same time. No, you go first.
00:34:33Fine. You know, you're the real chicken around here.
00:34:39Maybe.
00:34:39Sorry, I, um, I have to go to the ladies room. Excuse me.
00:34:58Sam, would you like to order anything else?
00:35:00I don't think so, Dan. Okay. Sure.
00:35:05Is the bus working tonight? You're lucky. It's the latest night off.
00:35:09Good. You want the bill? Yeah, I'd love the bill.
00:35:30Fortune cookies.
00:35:36Oh, thank you. No, no, no. Leave it there.
00:35:49Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. I'll try.
00:35:53How are you feeling?
00:36:02Much better. Shall we go?
00:36:04Um, what about the bill? Let's leave.
00:36:07What? It's fine. Let's leave.
00:36:11No, we can't just do a runner. We're not doing a runner.
00:36:14Yes, we are. No, no, no, no. We're not doing a runner.
00:36:17We can't just do a runner. You're the one who asked me out on a date. I can't believe this.
00:36:22What do you mean, believe this?
00:36:23Okay, you know what? I'll pay. But that's it.
00:36:26That's it? What? What does that mean?
00:36:29That's it. Look, I can't be another sugar mama.
00:36:32Sugar mama? I thought we had a connection.
00:36:34We do? Well, I don't know. We did, okay?
00:36:39Look, Sam, I've dated other actors before in the past, and I thought you were different.
00:36:45But clearly, you're not. Every time I've dated an actor,
00:36:49I've been left feeling like I was nothing more than an ATM to them.
00:36:51And I can't be another ATM.
00:36:55Look, I'm sure I'll see you around, Marta.
00:36:57Around? Around what? Around another tree on the grass?
00:37:05Uh, your bill's being paid.
00:37:09What? Are you sure?
00:37:11Yes, Sam paid when you went to the bathroom.
00:37:18He paid?
00:37:19He works here casually. He pulls in great tips.
00:37:21He's rostered on for tomorrow night.
00:37:34He's rostered on for tomorrow night.
00:37:36What?
00:37:37How is his cardinal?
00:37:38He's rostered on for tomorrow night.
00:37:40He's rostered on for tomorrow night.
00:38:01Zach, you're next.
00:38:02Okay, Zach, would you just like to say your name, agent, agent, and then turn to your
00:38:10right, left, and front profiles for me.
00:38:13Ready?
00:38:14My name's Zach Edwards, I'm 24, and I'm with Diversity Zone Management.
00:38:20Okay, ready for a take?
00:38:26Yep.
00:38:27And action.
00:38:28Cho-cha-ket, the food for you.
00:38:31Here is what you should do, the Super Cho-cha-ket is the best, puts your taste buds to the test,
00:38:37try it, eat it, taste it, gives you that ooh, superhero feeling, oh yeah, for that super
00:38:43feeling, try a Super Cho-cha-ket today.
00:38:47Excellent.
00:38:48I also play Benjamin Hughes in The Secret World of Benjamin Hughes.
00:38:53Interesting.
00:38:55Thank you, Zach.
00:38:59Next.
00:39:00And don't forget your lines, and don't rush.
00:39:03Yes, I know, Mum.
00:39:06Hi, I'm Jenny.
00:39:07Will you please wait outside?
00:39:09Jeremy likes to have me close by.
00:39:11Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
00:39:12Sue.
00:39:13Okay, Sue, if you'd just like to stand there quietly while I audition your son.
00:39:17You won't even know I'm here.
00:39:18I'll be invisible.
00:39:19Okay, Jeremy, you'd just like to say your name, age and agent, and then turn to your right,
00:39:25left, and front profiles.
00:39:28Ready?
00:39:29Yes, I'm Jeremy Lee.
00:39:30I'm eight, and I'm with Kiddo Plus Management.
00:39:36Great.
00:39:37Ready for a take?
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:39Okay.
00:39:40And action.
00:39:41Cho-cha-ket.
00:39:42The food for you.
00:39:43Here.
00:39:44And cut.
00:39:45Sue, if you continue to distract your son, I'm going to have to ask you to wait outside.
00:39:46Sorry.
00:39:47I'll be invisible.
00:39:48You won't even know I'm here.
00:39:49I'll be Mrs. Invisible.
00:39:50Okay.
00:39:51And again.
00:39:52Camera rolling.
00:39:53Action.
00:39:54And action.
00:39:55Cho-cha-ket.
00:39:56The food for you.
00:39:57Here is what you should do.
00:39:58The super-cha-ket is the best.
00:39:59Put to my, I mean, yeah.
00:40:01Mum, can we do it again?
00:40:02And cut.
00:40:03No, I think we have everything we need.
00:40:04Please.
00:40:05Could we do it again?
00:40:06Can we do it again?
00:40:07I'm sorry.
00:40:08I'll be invisible.
00:40:09You won't even know I'm here.
00:40:10I'll be Mrs. Invisible.
00:40:11Hey.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:13And again.
00:40:14Camera rolling.
00:40:15Action.
00:40:16And action.
00:40:17Cho-cha-ket.
00:40:18The food for you.
00:40:19Here is what you should do.
00:40:20The super-cha-ket is the best.
00:40:21Put to my, I mean, yeah.
00:40:23Mum, can we do it again?
00:40:24Can Jeremy do it again?
00:40:25I'm sorry, Sue.
00:40:26We're on a very tight schedule.
00:40:28Look, thank you so much for coming in.
00:40:31Next!
00:40:36Amadeo?
00:40:37Yeah, thank you.
00:40:38Okay.
00:40:39Okay, Amadeo.
00:40:40Would you just like to say your name, age and agent,
00:40:42and then give me your profiles.
00:40:43Ready?
00:40:44I'm Amadeo Fernandez.
00:40:45I'm 21, and I'm with Act One Plus Management.
00:40:55Ready for a take?
00:40:56Yes.
00:40:57I'm ready.
00:41:02And action.
00:41:04Cho-cha-ket's.
00:41:05The food for you.
00:41:06Here is what you should do.
00:41:08The super-cha-ket's is the best.
00:41:11Puts your taste buds to the test.
00:41:13Try it, eat it, taste it.
00:41:14Gives you that, ooh, superhero feeling.
00:41:17For that superhero feeling, grab a Cho-cha-ket today.
00:41:23Great job, Amadeo.
00:41:25Thank you very much for coming in.
00:41:31Next!
00:41:32Hello, how may I help you?
00:41:49Is that Tunkster Management?
00:41:51Yeah, David Tunk speaking.
00:41:52Thank you for sending through your client Sam Davies,
00:41:54Hello, how may I help you?
00:41:56Is that Tunkster management?
00:41:58Yeah, David Tunk speaking.
00:42:00Thank you for sending through your client Sam Davies' details.
00:42:03I've just sent you through a script for him that I'd love him to send through a self-test for.
00:42:08I'll do it. I mean, I'll get my client Sam to do it.
00:42:11Yeah, he'll send it in by the end of the day.
00:42:14Thank you, Nina. Bye.
00:42:18Who's David Tunk?
00:42:20Uh, my agent. I mean, me.
00:42:22Look, don't worry about it, Dad.
00:42:25Why?
00:42:26Look, Dad, everything's under control, yeah?
00:42:29You just enjoy your ginger night, and please, make sure you take your medication, yeah?
00:42:35I'll be back in a sec.
00:42:37Don't let Mia push you around, Alex. She's just a tri-hype, bossy-boot.
00:42:53Well, I can think of a better word to describe her, but I'll hold back for now.
00:42:58Hey, don't let her scare you. You have friends. We've got your back.
00:43:05How did auditions go?
00:43:06Good. I'm just on my way now to give them to Brad.
00:43:09Oh, I'm on my way there. I'll drop that off.
00:43:12Great.
00:43:13There's just one stage, Mum.
00:43:15Yes, there's always one, or...
00:43:1728.
00:43:18Yep.
00:43:19Takes all kinds in this world.
00:43:21Here, I'll see you. You'll be fine.
00:43:23You'll be fine.
00:43:53Roses are red, violets are blue, someone in the office wants to have dinner with you.
00:44:23Hm.
00:44:50Huh.
00:44:51Oh hi Alex. I didn't see you there. Oh well, I better go home. I'm famished.
00:45:21It's cute right? Oh my god it's so cute. So tomorrow's Valentine's Day. Have you got your cards ready?
00:45:34Yes, I dropped mine off to my secret crush before I left work today. Hey, that's awesome.
00:45:39How about you Lana? Well, I may or may not have scared my date off. What?
00:45:47Yeah, I ordered strange Chinese food dishes that he didn't really like.
00:45:53Like? Like chicken feet and sheep's penis and chicken balls.
00:45:59What? It was a Chinese food showdown. Oh and then I called him a cheap actor because I thought he was trying to make us do a runner so he wouldn't have to pay for dinner.
00:46:09I was mortified when I found out that he had already paid.
00:46:13Did you apologise? I wanted to.
00:46:16He had left. I feel awful Kim. Do you know where he works? Or where he hangs out?
00:46:22He, he hangs out at this random, random secluded park and he actually works at that Chinese restaurant he took me to.
00:46:29Okay great, so let's go there. Okay what time is it?
00:46:33It's 5.30 so go there in an hour and if he's not there go to the park tomorrow.
00:46:38But was there a connection? Was there a spark?
00:46:41Yeah, yeah. Yeah there was. We had a lot in common and he was really cute and really really sweet.
00:46:51Okay good, well go do it. If I can drop a card off to Brad you can go and apologise.
00:46:58Okay, okay. Yeah, I have nothing to lose. Nothing to lose. Go get him. Now.
00:47:10Oh no, I'm late.
00:47:11Okay, I've got you covered. Only a few minutes late.
00:47:13Thanks Tim.
00:47:14You've got that table over there. Sure. I'll have to practise my acting skills.
00:47:18Turn it up.
00:47:20Can I help you ma'am?
00:47:22I'd like to order the fried rice and the fried chicken balls.
00:47:26Are you sure you want to order the chicken balls? I had them last night and they were, they were unique.
00:47:31They were uniquely delicious. Yes, one fried rice and chicken balls coming right off.
00:47:35Sam, can I please have a word with you, please?
00:47:40You are walking on a thin line here, Sam. No more lenders.
00:47:44You can stop using my customer as a test audience for your acting.
00:47:47Sorry.
00:47:52Hey, hey, Dan. Is Sam on tonight?
00:47:54Uh, yes, but maybe now isn't a good time.
00:47:57Okay, I'll just wait here.
00:47:59Hey. Hey.
00:48:00Hi, how are you doing? Good.
00:48:02Would you like a table, miss?
00:48:03Yeah, a table right over here, miss.
00:48:05Thank you, miss. Please just sit down, miss.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08My boss is watching me like a hawk.
00:48:10Don't look. Look, one bad move, I'm out of here.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:14Okay, look.
00:48:15But I just wanted to say I'm sorry, okay?
00:48:17I didn't know you had paid last night.
00:48:19And I totally get it if you don't want to see me anymore.
00:48:21Oh no, she's coming. Just look, apologies accepted.
00:48:23Just order something, anything. Come on, you only want...
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26Are you ready for the order now, miss?
00:48:28Or you're just here to chit-chat?
00:48:29Uh...
00:48:31I will just get one special fried rice.
00:48:32Yeah?
00:48:33Anything else?
00:48:34No.
00:48:35One special fried rice coming up.
00:48:44Here you are.
00:48:49Hey.
00:48:50Are you free after work?
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:52How about I take you for a ride?
00:48:53Yeah, that'll be nice.
00:48:54Cool.
00:48:55See ya.
00:49:02Here we are.
00:49:03What?
00:49:06This was my mum's bike.
00:49:07It has a seat on the back.
00:49:08It's really nice.
00:49:09Yeah.
00:49:10Got your helmet too.
00:49:11Thanks.
00:49:17You look good.
00:49:18Ready to go?
00:49:19Yeah.
00:49:23Okay.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Feel good?
00:49:27Yeah.
00:49:28Yeah.
00:49:29No!
00:49:30Uh...
00:49:31It's okay.
00:49:32Yeah.
00:49:33Gonna go out and break the blue.
00:49:34Let's go!
00:49:35Yeah!
00:49:36I want to go out of the blue.
00:49:37I want to go out...
00:49:38I want to go out and play a little...
00:49:39It's okay.
00:49:40I want to go out and play the blue.
00:49:41I want to go out and play...
00:49:42It's in my room.
00:49:43It's in my room.
00:49:44Yes!
00:49:45It's so weird.
00:49:46I want to go out and play it.
00:49:47It's right here.
00:49:48To fall, fall, fall for you, I can't help it, it's wonderful to do.
00:49:56To fall, fall, fall for you, I can't help it, it's wonderful to do.
00:50:03So don't deny, it's in your eyes, you got to give and not just take.
00:50:18So give to me, wanna give to you, wanna give to you, oh.
00:50:25Love is blind, cause you take me, you take me to the edge.
00:50:30To fall, fall, fall for you, I can't help it, it's wonderful to do.
00:50:39To fall, fall, fall for you, I can't help it, it's wonderful to do.
00:50:50Okay, so I reckon you'd be great in Alvin and the Chipmunks.
00:50:54No!
00:50:55I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:50:57Well, I had a great time today.
00:50:59Yeah, me too.
00:51:00I had a nice time.
00:51:02How about we do the same time, same place?
00:51:04Yeah.
00:51:05Tomorrow.
00:51:06Yeah, that'll be, that'll be great.
00:51:16Um, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:51:18Yeah, okay.
00:51:19Bye!
00:51:21Um, no, fuck.
00:51:23The Sc línea is awesome!
00:51:24No, Mark.
00:51:25You're out.
00:51:26terskie soit качествеόν
00:51:28Are these lines so bad and cheesy?
00:51:33I'd have figured about it, let's just do it.
00:51:34I didn't forget about it. Let's just do it.
00:51:40Alright, here we go.
00:51:45If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
00:51:51Yeah, I'm with you, buddy.
00:51:54Alright, just change it up. Don't worry about it.
00:51:58Like you wrote them.
00:52:00If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
00:52:02If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
00:52:06No.
00:52:07If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
00:52:11Wait, what's the time?
00:52:13Oh shoot, I'm late for my shift.
00:52:32What?
00:52:33What?
00:52:34What?
00:52:35What?
00:52:36What?
00:52:37What?
00:52:49What?
00:52:51What?
00:52:56What?
00:52:58You're late.
00:53:23Sorry, I have to go.
00:53:24If you leave now, you are fired.
00:53:33G'day team.
00:53:34Adrian Cho has chosen this man to be the face of Super Cho Charquettes.
00:53:38And the ad campaign has been filmed tomorrow.
00:53:41Now he looks like a superhero.
00:53:44Jenny did a great job with the casting.
00:53:46Yes, she did.
00:53:47Adrian also asked me to remind you to get your nominations in for Advertising's Woman of the Year award.
00:53:52And congratulations to Mia.
00:53:54She's officially been nominated.
00:53:55Team, we'll see you tomorrow at the shoot.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00Mia, can I have a quick word with you, please?
00:54:06Sure.
00:54:07Hi, Mia.
00:54:08Hi, Brad.
00:54:09I just wanted to say thank you for your Valentine's Day card that you got me the other day.
00:54:14You're welcome.
00:54:15I mean, it was a little unoriginal.
00:54:17Roses are red, violets are blue.
00:54:19Someone in the office wants to have dinner with you.
00:54:22Look, I am really, really flattered.
00:54:24It's just that I don't believe in having office relationships.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Sure.
00:54:29Look, you're a great woman.
00:54:30You really, really are.
00:54:31It's just that I just need to keep this professional.
00:54:36Okay, Brad.
00:54:40And Mia, if we can keep this private, please.
00:54:47Excuse me.
00:54:48Oh.
00:54:51Excuse me.
00:54:52Oh.
00:54:53Happy Valentine's Day.
00:55:14Happy Valentine's Day.
00:55:18To my cat, Roger Frederick.
00:55:20To you, Dave.
00:55:21And to Brad.
00:55:22Wherever he might be.
00:55:24Happy Valentine's Day to the best man and cat in my life.
00:55:33Oh.
00:55:34At least I know Brad has good taste in women.
00:55:38It's such a shame though, huh?
00:55:40Another opportunity missed.
00:55:42I'm sorry, Kim.
00:55:44It's okay, actually.
00:55:47You know what, Dave?
00:55:48I've decided I'm going to do it alone.
00:55:52You know, I've always wanted a child.
00:55:55And I'm going to do it with or without a partner.
00:55:58So, um, I've started hormone treatment.
00:56:02I'm getting my eggs frozen as a backup.
00:56:05And, um, I'm going to pick a sperm donor soon.
00:56:09I'm going to find a sperm that looks like Brad.
00:56:13You won't be alone, Kim.
00:56:14Oh.
00:56:15Oh.
00:56:16Who's that?
00:56:17I'm just kidding.
00:56:18Lana?
00:56:19Hi.
00:56:20Come in.
00:56:21Hey.
00:56:22What's up, what's up?
00:56:23Oh, my God.
00:56:24Aren't you supposed to be out without you Sam?
00:56:25He didn't show.
00:56:26Have you tried calling him?
00:56:27Hmm.
00:56:28Yeah, he didn't pick up.
00:56:29What you need is a glass of champagne.
00:56:30Oh, I do need a glass of champagne.
00:56:32Oh, I do need a glass of champagne.
00:56:33Hey, you know what?
00:56:34Something must have come up.
00:56:35You know, he'll call you.
00:56:36Yeah, sure.
00:56:37Yeah, sure.
00:56:38Yeah, sure.
00:56:39Hey.
00:56:40Hey.
00:56:41Hey.
00:56:42Hey.
00:56:43Hey.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:48Hey.
00:56:49Hey.
00:56:50Hey.
00:56:51Hey.
00:56:52Hey.
00:56:53Hey.
00:56:54Hey.
00:56:55Hey.
00:56:56Hey.
00:56:57Hey.
00:56:58Hey.
00:56:59Hey.
00:57:00Hey.
00:57:01Hey.
00:57:02Cheers.
00:57:03Cheers.
00:57:04Cheers.
00:57:05Cheers.
00:57:06You know what?
00:57:07I still can't believe Mia got voted Advertising Woman of the Year.
00:57:10Yeah.
00:57:11Go vote for her!
00:57:12Ooh, let's get our votes out now and vote online.
00:57:14I'll vote for you, Lana.
00:57:17And I'll vote for you, Kim.
00:57:19OK, this is strange.
00:57:21It said, I've already entered, and you can only do it once.
00:57:25But I never voted.
00:57:26Maybe it's some technical issue.
00:57:28I'm sure you can do a paper vote for Lana.
00:57:31How about you, Lana?
00:57:33What?
00:57:35Sam.
00:57:38What if he's ghosted me?
00:57:40It wouldn't be the first time, right?
00:57:42Look, it must be some kind of emergency.
00:57:45He'll reply, Lana, don't worry.
00:57:47You know, he could be out of range or something came up.
00:57:50Like, he'll contact you, Lana.
00:57:51I'm sure there's a good reason.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:54I guess we'll just wait and see, right?
00:57:57You know, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall
00:58:02when Brad gave me a full lick.
00:58:05It's OK, Brad.
00:58:07Oh, my God, that is so low.
00:58:09Writing on someone else's Valentine's Day card.
00:58:11She needs to be taught a lesson.
00:58:13Weren't you gonna spike her drink?
00:58:14I'll put the ice chocolate in the fridge tomorrow
00:58:17and spike it with laxatives.
00:58:19Sounds good.
00:58:23Lana sandwich!
00:58:27Oh, you need a topper.
00:58:32Yeah, I do.
00:58:33I've got a smile off you now.
00:58:36You've got us.
00:58:37You don't need Sam.
00:58:39Oh, we're OK.
00:58:43You're ready to leave.
00:58:44.
00:59:02Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:59:06Hmm.
00:59:08The drink is ready for Mia to take the bait.
00:59:16Hey, you must be Zach.
00:59:18I'm Mia.
00:59:20I'm one of the head creative writers on this campaign.
00:59:23Oh, hi, Mia.
00:59:25Can I get you something?
00:59:28Yeah, a cold drink would be really good, thanks.
00:59:33Sure, I'll see what I can wrestle up.
00:59:38For you.
00:59:45Cheers.
00:59:57No!
01:00:03Maybe nothing will happen for half an hour.
01:00:06The laxatives said 15 minutes for a normal dose.
01:00:12But I tripled the dosage.
01:00:14Oh, no.
01:00:16Quite on set.
01:00:18Okay, going for a take.
01:00:20Camera.
01:00:20Camera rolling.
01:00:22And set.
01:00:23Action.
01:00:24Cho Choquette, the food for you.
01:00:27Here is what you should do.
01:00:28The super Choquette is the best.
01:00:30Puts your taste buds to the test.
01:00:32Cut.
01:00:37We'll go again.
01:00:38Um, it's fine.
01:00:39It's fine.
01:00:41Just, it's perfectly natural.
01:00:43Just try again.
01:00:44We'll do another one.
01:00:45Camera.
01:00:45Camera rolling.
01:00:47Ready?
01:00:48Okay, it's going to be good.
01:00:50And action.
01:00:52Cho Choquette, the food for you.
01:00:54Here is what you should do.
01:00:56The super Choquette is the...
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I really need to go to the bathroom.
01:01:05We'll take five, everyone.
01:01:07Dave, can you go check up on Zach?
01:01:21Me?
01:01:24Yes, you.
01:01:24Is there another Dave?
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:29Here goes.
01:01:30That Zach is not going to finish shooting.
01:01:37What are we going to do?
01:01:39We can't lose this campaign.
01:01:41I'll call Jenny and we'll find another actor.
01:01:42Oh, yeah, but Adrian showed Zach to be the face of his campaign.
01:01:45It's better than losing the whole campaign completely.
01:01:48You've got to trust me.
01:01:48Come on.
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:50Okay.
01:01:51Zach won't be able to do it.
01:01:54He's got the buttons.
01:01:55How's it going?
01:02:00I can't believe this is happening.
01:02:02Can you find me another actor quickly?
01:02:05We'll take our lunch break.
01:02:07Hopefully when we finish.
01:02:10I have an actor that doesn't fart on set.
01:02:15Actor Sam?
01:02:18Who's actor Sam?
01:02:19The guy Lana's dating.
01:02:22Call him Lana.
01:02:23We're desperate.
01:02:23Tell him your life depends on it.
01:02:26I'll help him out with the rap song.
01:02:27Look, I don't even know if he'll come.
01:02:29He hasn't responded to my text messages.
01:02:32Just try.
01:02:35Come on.
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:37Okay.
01:02:53Any news yet?
01:03:13Nothing.
01:03:15Looks like lover boys, not coming.
01:03:17I say we all just pack up.
01:03:22Why?
01:03:24Oh, are you the new director of this?
01:03:29Who are we kidding?
01:03:30The recovery's not coming.
01:03:32Wrap it up!
01:03:35Wait.
01:03:37Actor Sam's here.
01:03:38Sir.
01:03:39Hi, sir.
01:03:40I thought you'd never come.
01:03:42Sorry, my dad had a heart attack.
01:03:44He's stable, yeah.
01:03:45But my phone died and I haven't been able to contact anyone.
01:03:49I only managed to get a charger from one of the nurses a few hours ago.
01:03:53Look, Boston.
01:03:54Very cute.
01:03:55Hello, Sam.
01:03:57I'm Rod, the director.
01:03:58You've probably heard of me.
01:03:59Yeah, yeah.
01:04:00Of course I have, bro.
01:04:01Hi, Sam.
01:04:02I'm Jenny.
01:04:03Here's your super cho chockit outfit.
01:04:05You can use the men's barber on the left, okay?
01:04:06Dave, can you show Sam the song?
01:04:08I sure can.
01:04:11Follow me, Sam.
01:04:14I'm Dave.
01:04:16I'll clue you in on the moves and the rap melody.
01:04:18All right.
01:04:20Are you ready?
01:04:21Ready, Sam?
01:04:22Ready as I'll ever be.
01:04:24Okay, okay.
01:04:25Well, good luck.
01:04:28Quiet on set?
01:04:31Go easy.
01:04:32I think you'll do fine.
01:04:34Camera?
01:04:35Camera rolling and set.
01:04:37Okay, just want you to step outside.
01:04:39I want you to jump in like a superhero.
01:04:41Okay?
01:04:42Sure.
01:04:42And action.
01:04:46Cut!
01:04:48Come here, Sam and Mark.
01:04:53So, just more in the center this time.
01:04:55Okay.
01:04:56Camera?
01:04:58Camera rolling and set.
01:05:00You can do this.
01:05:01And action!
01:05:02Ch-ch-ch-chok-ets.
01:05:05The food for you.
01:05:06Here is what you should do.
01:05:08The super-chok-ets is the best.
01:05:10Put your taste buds to the test.
01:05:12Try it.
01:05:13Eat it.
01:05:14Taste it.
01:05:14Gives you that ooh superhero feeling.
01:05:16Oh yeah.
01:05:18Good.
01:05:19I just forgot the talking line.
01:05:22For that super feeling, grab a super-chok-chok-et today.
01:05:27Otherwise, it was great.
01:05:28It was great.
01:05:29Just once again, all in one take.
01:05:30Okay?
01:05:30Great.
01:05:31Okay.
01:05:31You can do it.
01:05:32All in one take.
01:05:33Camera?
01:05:33Camera rolling and set.
01:05:36And action!
01:05:39Ch-ch-ch-ch-chok-chok-ets.
01:05:41The food for you.
01:05:42Here is what you should do.
01:05:44The super-chok-ets is the best.
01:05:46Puts your taste buds to the test.
01:05:48Try it.
01:05:49Eat it.
01:05:49Taste it.
01:05:50Gives you that ooh superhero feeling.
01:05:53Oh yeah.
01:05:54For that super feeling, try a super-chok-et today.
01:05:59Cut.
01:05:59I think we got it.
01:06:04It's a wrap everyone!
01:06:11Oh, thanks Sam.
01:06:13No worries.
01:06:14Good job mate.
01:06:15Thanks.
01:06:16Could I grab a drink?
01:06:17Yeah, yeah.
01:06:18I'll get you one.
01:06:19You saved our arses today.
01:06:21Thank you Sam.
01:06:21Yeah, thanks Sam.
01:06:22You did a great job.
01:06:24You're a great talent.
01:06:26Oh, you must come to Advertising's Woman of the Year Awards this Sunday.
01:06:29Mate, it depends on my dad though.
01:06:31He, um, he's still in the hospital.
01:06:33Sure.
01:06:34I'm sorry.
01:06:35Dave, this might seem a bit left of field, but would you consider being my temporary agent?
01:06:42I will be your personal manager.
01:06:45Cool.
01:06:46Thanks.
01:06:47I'll fill you into the details later.
01:06:52Here you go.
01:06:54Thanks Anna.
01:06:55Maybe we can hang out again later.
01:06:57Yeah, that would be good.
01:06:58Look, I've got to get back and see my dad.
01:07:02No, of course.
01:07:03Of course.
01:07:04I hope he'll be okay.
01:07:07Me too.
01:07:09Great, great job today.
01:07:12Thanks a lot.
01:07:12Yeah.
01:07:13Um.
01:07:15See you.
01:07:21Adrian, I'm sorry we had to change the actor at the last minute.
01:07:24I'm not happy Brad.
01:07:25But I assure you, the guy Jenny cast did a brilliant job.
01:07:29Come in.
01:07:31Thanks Mia.
01:07:33Hi Adrian.
01:07:35Hi Mia.
01:07:38By the way, Mia's a front runner for advertising's Woman of the Year.
01:07:42Interesting.
01:07:42Can I help you with something, Alex?
01:07:51I'll read this later.
01:07:53Yes.
01:07:54I'll see you at the awards night.
01:07:54Thanks for coming with me.
01:08:09I'm here for you all the way.
01:08:12Nice to see you again, Kim.
01:08:14Hi.
01:08:15Can Lana stay with me?
01:08:17We usually only allow family and mothers.
01:08:21Lana is family.
01:08:22Well, in that case then.
01:08:26So, you've been doing your hormone injections.
01:08:29And today you're selecting a sperm donor.
01:08:32Got the choice of artificial insemination or natural conception.
01:08:36What's the difference?
01:08:37Artificial insemination has a 70% success rate.
01:08:40And natural conception 15%.
01:08:42Okay.
01:08:44Artificial insemination costs a fair bit more though.
01:08:47Oh, okay, well, I'd like to do artificial insemination but, um, I don't think I can afford it.
01:08:55No, Kim.
01:08:55You know what?
01:08:56Go with artificial insemination.
01:08:58No.
01:08:59Yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll help you out.
01:09:02No.
01:09:03No, you're not going to sell your mother's ring.
01:09:04No, you've been looking after me my whole life.
01:09:08And that's what dad did for mum, okay?
01:09:10I love you and mum would want me to do this for you.
01:09:15Okay, okay, okay.
01:09:22You two have something really beautiful.
01:09:24Oh, what a lovely couple you make.
01:09:30We're just not gay.
01:09:32I love Kim as a sister.
01:09:34I thought, sorry for the misunderstanding, just turn around and look at your selection of
01:09:42sperm donors while I do the paperwork.
01:09:46Okay, let's go shopping.
01:09:49Oh, this is like online dating but with sperm donors.
01:09:53Oh, look at this one.
01:09:54Paul 007.
01:09:55Hi, I'm Paul.
01:09:56I'm happy to share that over 50 ladies have been pregnant and all have very healthy babies.
01:10:01What you get is a green coloured eye baby with dark chocolate skin.
01:10:06Oh.
01:10:07Oh no, fair skin and dark chocolate straight hair.
01:10:10I'm university educated and work in IT.
01:10:13Yeah, well that sounds good.
01:10:15You have a smart kid with a techie mind.
01:10:19Maybe not.
01:10:19Maybe the kid will take after me with my creative quirks.
01:10:22Maybe.
01:10:24Okay.
01:10:25Ooh.
01:10:26Look at Mr. Sporty.
01:10:28Hi, I've been a pro footballer by profession and can happily share that two lovely laddies
01:10:33have had top boys.
01:10:35My best feature is my musclies.
01:10:39Oh, well, he made two typos.
01:10:42Ladies and musclies.
01:10:43Next.
01:10:44That's a bit harsh.
01:10:45But this next one looks good.
01:10:48Mm-hmm.
01:10:48Mr. Red Hair and Freckles.
01:10:51I am well educated.
01:10:53I do love me drinking, me ladies.
01:10:54Okay, he sounds a bit like an Irish elf.
01:10:58Let's have a look.
01:10:59Oh, he's only five foot one, which is too short for me.
01:11:01Plus he likes drinking, so that means baby might also like drinking.
01:11:06You know what?
01:11:08I like the first one.
01:11:09I think I'm going to go with the first one.
01:11:11My instinct says it.
01:11:12Yeah?
01:11:13Yeah.
01:11:13Okay, okay, well, it's your decision.
01:11:16You think I should go with Mr. Sporty and Muscles?
01:11:20No, no, I never said that.
01:11:22Just go with whatever you think best.
01:11:25Okay.
01:11:25Yeah.
01:11:26Um, okay.
01:11:28Hi.
01:11:29So you've made your decision?
01:11:31Yes.
01:11:33I think I'm going to go.
01:11:36Okay.
01:11:38Um, yes.
01:11:39I've decided to be a mum with Paul 007.
01:11:43Do you know what I mean?
01:11:55Yeah, I mean, I know what to do.
01:11:57Unless we've got each other.
01:12:10Mona!
01:12:11I'm going to have to call to explain.
01:12:17Hi, Sam.
01:12:31This is Gina at Elderly Emergency Services.
01:12:33I'm really sorry to leave this message,
01:12:36but your father passed away last night.
01:12:45I don't know.
01:13:15Hello.
01:13:35Hi, Dad.
01:13:38How was your trip?
01:13:39It was okay.
01:13:42It's nice.
01:13:44What's wrong?
01:13:45No, it's just, you know that guy I was telling you about, Sam?
01:13:53He started seeing another girl.
01:13:55He told you that?
01:13:58No.
01:14:01I saw him at the park with her.
01:14:03Maybe too quick to just.
01:14:05I just want what you and Mum had, you know?
01:14:09But with Sam, it kind of just feels like nothing's going according to plan.
01:14:23Thanks, Alex.
01:14:29Theodora.
01:14:33Back off, bitch!
01:14:49Are any media inquiries about my client, Sam Davies, please contact me, Dave, from Tungstar
01:15:00Management.
01:15:03It's my number one client, Sam.
01:15:05You're only one client, Sam.
01:15:11How are you feeling?
01:15:12Well, we all know Mia's going to win tonight.
01:15:15I mean, how are you feeling about Sam?
01:15:17Oh.
01:15:20Um.
01:15:22I saw him at the park with another girl.
01:15:25You sure?
01:15:26Yeah.
01:15:27He was so into you.
01:15:29He must be running lines for an audition.
01:15:32They were really intimate, Ken.
01:15:34Anyway, I don't know.
01:15:36I just want a chance to talk with him tonight.
01:15:38No.
01:15:39You will.
01:15:41Good evening, ladies.
01:15:42You're all looking great this evening.
01:15:46You look very handsome, Brad.
01:15:48And capable.
01:15:49Thank you, Kim.
01:15:50You look gorgeous and capable yourself.
01:15:52Well, I have to look good to accept my award.
01:15:56Shall we?
01:15:58Okay.
01:16:00Ladies and gentlemen, please take a seat.
01:16:08Tonight is the night.
01:16:11Let's take a look at our campaign for Cho Choquettes,
01:16:14which is sponsored this year's Advertising's
01:16:16Woman of the Year Awards.
01:16:23Cho Choquettes, the food for you.
01:16:25Here is what you should do.
01:16:27The soup choquettes is the best.
01:16:30Puts your taste buds to the test.
01:16:32Try it, eat it, taste it.
01:16:34Gives you that ooh, superhero feeling.
01:16:36Oh, yeah.
01:16:37For that super feeling, try a Super Cho Cho Choquette today.
01:16:46And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
01:16:51The announcement of this year's winner.
01:16:55This year's Advertising's Woman of the Year Award
01:16:58goes to...
01:17:01Dear Adrian Cho.
01:17:02This is to inform you that Mia Boyce...
01:17:05Cheated and used her name and others
01:17:08to vote for herself as Advertising's Woman of the Year.
01:17:11What?
01:17:14And close the screenshots of spirit.
01:17:19Yeah, it's true.
01:17:20She used my name.
01:17:22No, that is not true.
01:17:24You should go.
01:17:26I'm sorry, folks.
01:17:36This might change things.
01:17:39In that case, our award goes to...
01:17:41Also from Price Advertising, our runner-up, Lana Ong.
01:17:48Lana, you may come down to the podium and accept your award.
01:17:51Wow, I really didn't expect to be up here tonight.
01:18:05I just want to say that it is with great pleasure that I accept this award.
01:18:13But this award would not be possible without my team, Dave, Kim, Mia, and Brad Price, our leader.
01:18:27We did this together, guys.
01:18:28And I also want to say that while being a creative, I've come to realise that life presents very few opportunities like this one.
01:18:48And my greatest regrets in life are not appreciating what I have until it's gone.
01:18:54So, on that note, I am deeply grateful for this award and the opportunities that it will bring.
01:19:04Thank you for recognising my hard work and my team's hard work.
01:19:08Thank you so much.
01:19:18Alex.
01:19:19Alex.
01:19:19You were great too.
01:19:21Thanks, Alex.
01:19:22I bet you had a lot to do with me winning this award tonight.
01:19:27Yeah, great job, Alex.
01:19:28And great speech, Lana.
01:19:29Well done.
01:19:31Kim, would you like to join me at the bar for a drink?
01:19:36Sure.
01:19:37Good.
01:19:38Excuse us.
01:19:43I'd better go see my client, Sam.
01:19:46Oh, that's so cute.
01:19:52Hi.
01:20:09Congratulations, Lana.
01:20:11Lana, the other day in the park, I want to explain.
01:20:16No, no, it's okay.
01:20:18You're seeing someone new?
01:20:20No, no.
01:20:21I'm...
01:20:21That's calling my sister.
01:20:23My dad passed away last week and I had to contact her.
01:20:27Oh.
01:20:29I'm so sorry.
01:20:30Yeah, the last few days have been tough, but, um...
01:20:34Look, I'm just going to lay this on the line.
01:20:37I want to see you.
01:20:40Do you want to maybe do something next week?
01:20:44Yeah.
01:20:46That would be nice.
01:20:53Guys, over here.
01:20:54Come take a photo with me.
01:20:55Oh.
01:20:55Oh.
01:20:55Oh.
01:20:55Going for a ride, going on a journey somewhere.
01:21:19Don't know where we're heading to, but I know I'm going with you.
01:21:23You've got to take it slow, enjoy the journey somehow, living in the moment, not living in the past.
01:21:35That's the script of life.
01:21:37That's the script of life.
01:21:40Nothing you can do to change it.
01:21:42That's the script of life.
01:21:45Who knows where we're heading to, where the journey ends.
01:21:49As long as we're together, baby, making our moves.
01:21:55Gotta give and take.
01:21:58Can't be all your way.
01:22:01We're riding this together.
01:22:03Are we on the same page?
01:22:06That's the script of life.
01:22:08That's the script of life.
01:22:11Nothing you can do to change it.
01:22:14That's the script of life.
01:22:16That's the script of life.
01:22:19That's the script of life.
01:22:21Nothing you can do to change it.
01:22:24That's the script of life.
01:22:27Not always easy.
01:22:29Life doesn't always go according to a script.
01:22:32But as long as we accept and enjoy the ride, because sometimes life is even better than the script.
01:22:38To fear, you can't lose out, you can't lose out to fear.
01:22:50That's the script of life.
01:22:52That's the script of life.
01:22:55Nothing you can do to change it.
01:22:58That's the script of life.
01:23:00That's the script of life.
01:23:03That's the script of life.
01:23:05Nothing you can do to change it.
01:23:08That's the script of life.
01:23:10Nothing you can do to change it.
01:23:35That's the script of life.
01:23:37That's the script of life.
01:23:39Nothing you can do to change it
01:23:42That's the script of life
01:23:44That's the script of life
01:23:47That's the script of life
01:23:49Nothing you can do to change it
01:23:53That's the script of life
01:23:55That's the script of life
01:23:57That's the script of life
01:24:00Nothing you can do to change it
01:24:03That's the script of life