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00:00If you died tomorrow, how many of those girls would come to your funeral?
00:03A lot of them.
00:05Granted, a few might show up just to make sure I'm really dead.
00:09But I feel confident that the overall tone of the event would be one of sadness.
00:17If you say so.
00:18Yeah, I say so.
00:21Let's get out of here.
00:22I haven't picked out a gift yet.
00:24Then get her the stupid skull earrings.
00:26But you said she wouldn't like them.
00:28Who do I know? Nobody loves me. Nobody's coming to my funeral.
00:32Whoa, where'd that come from?
00:39Here. What about this gold heart necklace?
00:43It's kind of expensive.
00:45If you want the best, Jake, you gotta pay for it.
00:48Yeah, but $39? I mean, I love her and everything.
00:54Tell you what, if it means we can get out of here quicker, I'll front you the difference.
00:58I don't know.
00:59What do you mean you don't know? I'm offering you a great deal.
01:02Yeah, but you always say if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
01:05All right. How about if I pay for the whole thing?
01:08That sounds even better. So, no.
01:12Come on, franiac.
01:13What do I have to do for you?
01:18Just promise to be sad at my funeral.
01:20Do I have to cry?
01:21No.
01:22Were there refute?
01:24Yes.
01:25Remember your date?
01:28You just screwing with me now, right?
01:30How does it feel?
01:31Oh, look.
01:32Oh, yeah.
01:43How do I say it?