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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03That maniac was serving a life sentence.
00:05Hello, ladies.
00:06Paul Young came back.
00:08Doug is leaving me.
00:09Lynette's friend had nowhere to go.
00:11I've spent eight years loving someone else's daughter.
00:14A baby was switched long ago, and Carlos made a decision.
00:18We're not telling Gabby.
00:19Susan got a job offer.
00:21Women doing housework and lingerie.
00:23While Bree's contractor...
00:24With your red hair, you will look so hot in this room.
00:27Brought possibilities to light.
00:30All set.
00:36Now that you're a biker chick, there's one other thing you gotta know how to do.
00:42Thanks, mister.
00:48It had been a long time since Bree Vandekamp was a little girl.
00:53But she could still remember everything she'd ever been told about sex.
01:01Her grandmother informed her it was a woman's burden.
01:06Her minister warned her it was a sin.
01:10Her teacher taught her it was unhealthy.
01:13Yes, everyone had told Bree her sexual urges were dangerous.
01:21But no one had ever told her how to get rid of them.
01:26Hey, there you are.
01:30I'm off to the bank.
01:31Before you go, I want to show you something.
01:32Come here.
01:34Whole new idea.
01:35I want to panel the study in this.
01:38Oh, well, that's unusual.
01:40Historical birch from a Wyoming snow fence.
01:42Over 200 years old.
01:43Feel it.
01:44No, really.
01:46I feel it.
01:49You know what they call this?
01:51Witness would.
01:52Because it's seen so much history.
01:55Unlike me, who slept through history and had to go to summer school.
01:57I have to go.
01:59It's late.
02:00Yes, when Bree was a little girl, she'd been taught her sexual urges were dangerous.
02:17Unfortunately, she was about to learn.
02:22Those urges were dangerous for everyone.
02:25The doctors and nurses at Fairview Hospital are experts at healing.
02:47They can set bones, bandage wounds, and treat diseases.
02:55Sadly, one thing they don't know how to heal is a guilty conscience.
03:01I don't know what happened.
03:02She just came out of nowhere.
03:04Oh, honey, this could have been any of us.
03:06Kids on that street are always playing where they shouldn't be.
03:08Still, I would just feel better if they would come out and tell us something.
03:11Well, Anita was talking when they put her in the ambulance, so I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
03:15And I just spoke to one of the nurses.
03:16She seemed pretty positive.
03:18Well, that's a relief.
03:21Paul?
03:22What are you doing here?
03:23I heard about the accident, so I rushed right over.
03:26That's what neighbors do, right?
03:29Well, that's very thoughtful.
03:31We'll tell Gabby you stop by.
03:33Yeah, don't feel like you have to hang around.
03:35There's nothing we can do.
03:38We can pray.
03:39We can pray.
03:39Dear Lord, yes, that you be with this young child and with the doctors caring for her.
03:55That she may be returned in full health to her loving family.
04:00Amen.
04:01Amen.
04:03Well, I have to get home.
04:04I'm expecting someone.
04:06Please extend my good wishes to Gabby.
04:11Dear Lord, please don't let that creep ever touch me again.
04:15Amen.
04:18Oh, Gabby, thank God.
04:19How is Juanita?
04:21She's going to be fine.
04:22They're keeping her a couple days for observation.
04:25So I told Carlos he doesn't even have to fly back from his business trip.
04:28That's great news.
04:29Yeah, it is.
04:31Uh, Bree, Andrew, can I talk to you for a second?
04:37Thanks for coming.
04:39I feel so blessed to have such wonderful...
04:41What the hell is wrong with you people?
04:43First you take out my mother-in-law, then you go after my daughter.
04:46Are you trying to kill off every Juanita Solis on the planet?
04:48I admit, it was a terrible coincidence.
04:50You're getting sloppy, you know.
04:51This one was in broad daylight.
04:52I'm sorry, she just came out of nowhere.
04:54Have you seen my daughter?
04:56She never comes out of nowhere.
04:57On a related note, I just want to say how much I appreciate you not telling Carlos about me running over his mom.
05:03I'm going to give you that one, because I wasn't fond of her.
05:05But as for the rest of my family, learn to swerve.
05:10Why does this keep happening?
05:12I don't know.
05:13I mean, maybe God's punishing us.
05:16Or God is punishing the Solises, and we're just doing God's work.
05:21I feel awful.
05:23I should never have been fiddling with that radio.
05:25Radio?
05:25Mom, I saw you from across the street.
05:28You were checking out Keith's ass.
05:29That's preposterous.
05:30You were looking at that contractor's butt like you were waiting for a side of steak sauce.
05:34Watch your mouth.
05:35This isn't one of your homosexual dance clubs.
05:36I'm telling you, it was the radio.
05:39Okay, fine.
05:40But while we're talking about the radio,
05:42you do know that that particular model is like 15 years too young for you, right?
05:46Who is it?
06:06Maxine.
06:07Maxine.
06:08Oh!
06:09Oh, hang on a second.
06:12I was just wrapping up my first session.
06:15I know.
06:16I was watching.
06:18And?
06:20What'd you think?
06:21It was like watching a dream.
06:23And you know why?
06:24Because I was asleep.
06:26Sit down, honey.
06:27It's time I gave you a few pointers.
06:34Now, you see what I'm doing here?
06:39Oh.
06:41And let's not forget the duster.
06:44Okay, okay.
06:51I get it.
06:53And what have we here?
06:55Smudges.
07:00We eat off that table.
07:02Am I making my point?
07:03We are selling a fantasy here.
07:06You gotta, you know, loosen up.
07:09I want to.
07:10I just...
07:11I can't stop thinking about all those men out there watching me.
07:16Yes, they're watching you.
07:18They are spending their hard-earned dollars to see the perfect woman.
07:23You, my darling, have all the power here.
07:30Now, is that a crumb I see on that rug?
07:34That's it.
07:51That's my girl.
07:54Doug, if your lawyers don't sweeten the settlement offer, I will sue you for half of everything.
07:59And that includes your girlfriend's new implants.
08:01You pay for them out of our joint account, so technically one of those puppies is mine.
08:05Oh, I don't know, maybe throw it in the pool and use it as a floatie?
08:08Uh, Renee.
08:10Oh, she's gonna be dating soon enough.
08:12It's time she learned what men are all about.
08:15Now, sweetie, what did Aunt U and A teach you about marriage?
08:19Never sign a prenup.
08:20Oh, jeez.
08:22Hey!
08:25What are you doing home from work?
08:26I'm not feeling well.
08:28Again?
08:30That's the third time this week.
08:32You need to go to the doctor.
08:33No, I'm fine.
08:34I'm just gonna lie on the couch and watch some TV.
08:37Okay.
08:39Oh!
08:40Before you fire up the golf channel, you think maybe you could make a quick run to the grocery store?
08:44I'm tired.
08:45Can't you do it?
08:46I'm a little busy right now.
08:47I've got five kids and a useless house guest.
08:50Hi there.
08:52I need you functional.
08:54Either go to the doctor and get some help or quit complaining and give me some help.
08:58Fine.
08:59I'll go tomorrow.
09:00Man, the sympathy in here is just overwhelming.
09:04What?
09:07Nothing.
09:08It's none of my business.
09:09But you may want to be careful.
09:13You two are starting to sound a lot like me and Doug.
09:16I appreciate the concern, but Tom and I always do that.
09:19Doug and I always did that, too.
09:21Look at us now.
09:22I'm telling you we're fine.
09:27If you say so.
09:32The doctors say she's gonna be fine.
09:34They're only keeping her in the hospital as a precaution.
09:36She'll be home in a few days.
09:37Thank God.
09:37Well, look who's here.
09:40Can we please not have another ugly scene?
09:43I only came to check on Juanita.
09:44She's fine.
09:45Fantastic.
09:46So I see you let our tomato plants wither, just like you did our relationship.
09:50Well, that's what happens when you grow needy, whiny tomatoes.
09:53Boys, boys, it's been a month.
09:54Can't you just kiss each other's bottoms and make up?
09:59Isn't that what they do?
10:02Who's that?
10:06She looks lost.
10:07Can we help her?
10:12Son of a bitch!
10:13We should help her.
10:14Son of a bitch!
10:15Miss, is everything okay?
10:22No.
10:23I am so lost.
10:27I gave the cab driver the address, but I only had a 20, and it turns out that only gets you
10:32as far as Hibiscus Circle, so he dumped me not to walk in these shoes, which broke,
10:36and that is the last time I am buying footwear over the internet.
10:39Were you looking for Wisteria Lane?
10:41Yeah, that sounds right.
10:42Is my fish moving?
10:44If he goes belly up, this is going to be the worst day ever.
10:47Who is it you're here to see?
10:49Paul Young.
10:51Really?
10:52Are you a friend of his?
10:55Well...
10:55Beth!
10:55I thought you were going to be here hours ago.
11:01Well, I see you've all met my wife.
11:03Sorry, it got really hot in here, and I thought you'd be gone for a while.
11:21So, how's Juanita?
11:23Is she okay?
11:24Um, she's doing much better.
11:27Thank you for asking.
11:28Thank God.
11:29How are you doing?
11:30Uh, me?
11:31I'm okay.
11:33How is the work coming?
11:35Pretty good.
11:36Just getting ready to put, uh...
11:38Shoot.
11:40Something backwards.
11:44Brie?
11:47You sure you're okay?
11:49I'm fine.
11:50Fine.
11:50It's just been a very stressful day.
11:55I think I know what you need.
12:01It's okay.
12:02Hitting that little girl was an accident.
12:04It could have happened to anyone.
12:07I have to let you go.
12:10Huh?
12:10After you let me go.
12:11Everyone should just let go.
12:13Are you firing me?
12:20You're too messy.
12:21Your tools, they're scattered everywhere.
12:23Well, this is a construction site.
12:25And you're getting paint all over the place.
12:27And that cologne of yours, it's overpowering.
12:29I don't wear cologne.
12:31That's just you?
12:33Dear.
12:33Anyway, obviously, I will pay you for the time you put in, but I think you should go.
12:39You can send me a check.
12:49Bye, guys.
12:51Have a great day.
12:54Aren't you going to work?
12:55Oh, my first class is until 11.
12:56I thought I'd spend the morning making more jewelry.
12:59Well, you really are determined to bring in some extra money.
13:02You have no idea.
13:03And you don't let me put my feet on that table.
13:28Mike?
13:28What are you doing home so quick?
13:30I forgot my thermos.
13:32What are you wearing?
13:32Uh, I was just doing housework, obviously.
13:38And the air conditioning isn't working, so it got really hot in here.
13:44I'll say.
13:46Mind if I join you?
13:47No, no.
13:49Oh, oh.
13:50You know what?
13:51Why don't we take this in the bedroom?
13:53What's wrong with right here?
13:56I have one lucky guy.
13:58They come home to a hot fantasy like this?
14:01Yep.
14:02And I am one lucky girl to have a husband like you.
14:18Any luck finding an apartment?
14:20Not with my settlement.
14:21With New York prices, I'll be forced to live in a place smaller than this.
14:24Oh, my God.
14:25How will you keep from bumping into yourself?
14:29You know what I was thinking?
14:30Why don't I just find a place here in Fairview?
14:35Fairview?
14:36Uh, no.
14:38No, no.
14:39You're a New Yorker.
14:40You love the theater, museums.
14:43You said yourself you can't even get a decent cup of coffee around here.
14:46Uh, no, I meant here, Lynette.
14:47Really?
14:48How hard is it to clean the pot?
14:53Hey!
14:54How'd it go with the doctor?
14:57Yeah, can we, um, talk about that?
15:00So, what did the doctor say?
15:04You're gonna want to sit down.
15:06Tom, you are scaring me.
15:08What is it?
15:09I have postpartum depression.
15:14Come again?
15:17I know, it sounds weird, but it's a recognized problem for fathers my age.
15:23I've got all the classic symptoms.
15:25Headaches, mood swings, fatigue.
15:29Wow.
15:30Tell me, did he check you for a yeast infection while he was down there, too?
15:36Why don't you learn the facts before you make fun of it?
15:40Men and postpartum, the bitter seed.
15:43Wait, yeah, I'm not buying it.
15:47Show me one stretch mark, one chap nipple, and we'll talk about your postpartum.
15:51It's a legitimate medical condition, and you're the one who told me to go to the doctor.
15:55So you could be of some use around here, not so you could, uh, oh, take long baths or get in some extra naps?
16:01Do me a favor, read the whole pamphlet.
16:05Gosh, I wish I could, Tom.
16:07Unfortunately, I have to go take care of my other baby.
16:13I love the house.
16:36Oh, well, I did the best I could.
16:40I think it needs a woman's touch.
16:42Oh.
16:43I don't have much experience with decorating.
16:47If I so much as moved a chair, Mom would throw a fit.
16:50Then you must be happy to finally have your own home.
16:52I guess.
16:59Look at this.
17:00No plexiglass.
17:02I never dreamed the day would come when I could reach out and touch you.
17:08I didn't either.
17:13There is one thing I'll miss about prison.
17:16Your letters.
17:17Some days, they were the only things keeping me going.
17:21I'm glad you liked them.
17:23Thank you, again, for going to so much trouble.
17:26Dinner is wonderful.
17:28I want it tonight to be special.
17:30Since the prison didn't allow conjugal visits, this is kind of our wedding night.
17:34About that, I can't wait to start cooking for you and making things nice around here.
17:43But there are certain other wifely duties that I don't want to rush into.
17:50Oh.
17:52We're still getting to know each other.
17:55Mama said you'd understand.
17:58Oh, I suppose I do.
18:00You're not upset?
18:02Of course not.
18:03There's more to marriage than sex.
18:12Oh, Mrs. Solis, can I talk to you?
18:16If this is about Juanita and the dessert cart, I told you not to leave it unattended.
18:20No, I was reviewing her chart, and I realized we still had a couple of questions.
18:24Is she allergic to any medications?
18:26Uh, not that I'm aware of.
18:27Okay.
18:28All her vaccinations up to date?
18:29Yes.
18:30And how old was she when you adopted her?
18:33I know it's hard to believe that the little acorn gave birth to the mighty oak.
18:39But believe me, I did.
18:42Okay.
18:43Maybe I'm confused.
18:45But the other day when we talked about possible blood transfusions, you told me you and your
18:48husband were type O.
18:50Yeah, we are.
18:51So?
18:53Well, your daughter is type A.
18:55Two O's can't have an A.
18:56Okay.
18:56Oh.
19:01Never mind.
19:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:05What was that?
19:07What was that?
19:08Oh, never mind.
19:09It's none of my business.
19:11No, no.
19:11Tell me.
19:12What are you implying?
19:14Nothing.
19:14I'm simply stating that the odds of Mr. Solis being the biological father of a type A baby
19:19are roughly nil.
19:22Are you suggesting I cheated on him?
19:24I'm simply stating that the odds of Mr. Solis being the biological father of a-
19:27Listen, nursey.
19:28I know you spend your days in pink bedpans and shaving the groins of senior citizens,
19:32but there's no drama here.
19:33I've been faithful to my husband.
19:35I have nothing to hide.
19:44Give me that.
19:45Oh, good morning.
19:53Oh, don't worry.
19:54Do you have trouble sleeping?
19:56I was up kind of late.
19:59Boy, that Tom sure can't talk.
20:04You're up with Tom?
20:05Huh?
20:06Oh, yeah.
20:08I guess he had a lot on his mind.
20:10No surprise after the way things went between you two yesterday.
20:13He was complaining about that?
20:16Oh, I don't want to get in the middle.
20:18Honey, you had a pajama party with my husband at three o'clock in the morning.
20:22You're in the middle.
20:24Well, Tom feels that you don't listen to him.
20:29I, I, sure I do.
20:31I heard that whole spiel about male postpartum, otherwise known by its initials BS.
20:36See, that's just the thing.
20:37He thinks you hear, but you don't listen.
20:39Okay, okay, you stop.
20:43I don't need you troubleshooting my marriage, and I don't want you having any more of these little conversations with my husband.
20:49Okay, fine.
20:53And I mean it.
20:54There you are.
21:05I called you an hour ago.
21:06I was at school.
21:08Hi, sweetie.
21:09The kids in your class made you a poster.
21:11Look what Brittany said.
21:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:13She loves it.
21:14Come on.
21:15Come on.
21:20Oh, what is going on?
21:21Do you remember eight years ago when we went on that ski weekend?
21:26Ah, vaguely.
21:28No, no, no, no, no.
21:29It can't be vaguely.
21:30I need you to focus.
21:31Oh, okay.
21:33Okay.
21:34Remember how you and I had dinner with that French guy?
21:37The one you referred to as le package.
21:39Exactly.
21:40Okay.
21:41Tell me everything you remember.
21:44Oh.
21:45I remember I had the fondue and I lost my strawberry and the waiter almost caught me when I put my hand.
21:50I'm talking about me and the package.
21:52Why are you yelling at me?
21:54Because I'm mad.
21:55You went off to bed and left me and Frenchie drinking at the hotel bar and friends don't let friends flirt drunk.
22:00Now, for the love of God, do you at least remember when I came back to the room?
22:03I remember the sun was coming up.
22:09Oh, God.
22:10Gabby, you're not saying...
22:12Yeah.
22:14I think Juanita might be French.
22:17Oh.
22:17When Carlos returned from his business trip, he stopped at the hospital to visit his daughter, who had been sleeping peacefully.
22:29Then he came home to see his wife, who had been plotting frantically.
22:33Oh, you're awake.
22:57You're really awake.
23:13Carlos, what are you doing?
23:15Me?
23:16I just got into bed.
23:17You climbed on top of me.
23:19I did?
23:20Yeah, you were kind of making out with me.
23:21Not that I'm complaining.
23:23Oh, no.
23:24It's happening again.
23:25What are you talking about?
23:29My sexsomnia.
23:31Your what?
23:33Yeah, it's like sleepwalking, except instead of using your legs, you use your, you know...
23:40Sexsomnia.
23:43It's real.
23:43Look it up.
23:44Since when have you had that?
23:47Well, definitely before the girls were born.
23:50I've never seen you do it before.
23:52Well, it mostly only happens when I'm really tired.
23:54Like when I work out too much.
23:57Or go skiing.
23:59Then first thing tomorrow, I'm checking out the airfare at Aspen.
24:02Oh, no, no, no, no.
24:03It's not a joke.
24:03It's dangerous.
24:04It doesn't matter who I'm next to.
24:06I could have sex and not even know it.
24:08Wow.
24:11Well, since you're up...
24:12No, I'm too tired.
24:14And ashamed.
24:15Good night.
24:20Hey, I thought I'd return this.
24:21I borrowed it from Morrison a while back.
24:23Oh, thank you.
24:25So where's that Trippendale dancer you hired to fix your house?
24:27If you mean my contractor, his name is Keith, and I had to let him go.
24:32Why?
24:33You catch him grating cheese on his abs?
24:37It just wasn't working out.
24:40Must have been pretty bad for you to kick that shirtless wonder out of your front yard.
24:44I was finally reaching my target heart rate on my walk.
24:47You mean at your age you still have urges?
24:50I'm not dead, Bree.
24:51I may like my bed and my food soft, but I like my men.
24:55Okay, okay.
24:56Just curious.
24:59I guess I was hoping...
25:01Hoping what?
25:03That one day I might outgrow all this.
25:07Ah, that's why you fired Keith.
25:09I just can't have him around.
25:10He's too distracting.
25:12And I refuse to make a fool of myself.
25:14And how would that happen?
25:16Well, let me run the numbers for you.
25:18My marriage ended six days ago.
25:20Keith is 15 years too young for me, and my track record with lovers?
25:23Two dead, one in a wheelchair.
25:25Bree, I can't tell you how to live your life.
25:27All I know is that not living your life isn't the answer.
25:31I've just never been very good at taking risks.
25:34Well, then get good.
25:35Because, take my word for it, once they turn into regrets, it's too late.
25:46Okay.
25:48Hey.
25:49I don't feel like you have to help or anything.
25:53Cool.
25:54Oh.
25:55Where's your dad?
25:56His car's gone.
25:58He and Rene went out to dinner.
26:01He and Rene?
26:02Yeah, they went to that French restaurant dad likes.
26:04They said you could join them if you want.
26:07Oh.
26:07I want.
26:09Okay.
26:09You unload these groceries, and look after your sister.
26:14I've got plans tonight, and I don't want to get stuck babysitting.
26:17Cool.
26:18Hey.
26:40Hey.
26:40Hey, good, you got the message.
26:42Loud and clear.
26:42So, you guys sure look like you're discussing something heavy.
26:47What's up?
26:50To be honest, I was talking about you.
26:55And your tendency to be critical.
26:57And how frustrating it is to have my feelings invalidated whenever I bring up something you don't like.
27:03Uh-huh.
27:05Rene.
27:06Sidebar.
27:12Did I, or did I not, tell you to butt the hell out of my marriage?
27:17What did I do?
27:18I was just finishing my dessert and listening to the guy talk.
27:20How frustrating it is to have my feelings invalidated.
27:24That's got your $500 an hour shrink written all over it.
27:29I was just trying to help.
27:30That's a load of crap.
27:31You need a project, and since you're currently without a house to remodel, you've decided to put the wrecking ball to my marriage.
27:38Please.
27:38This is what you do.
27:40You take other people's lives apart for your own amusement, and then you get the fun of putting them back together.
27:45Well, I'm not letting you do it this time.
27:48My marriage is not some guest bathroom in your summer house.
27:55Fine, let's just say that you're right, and I'm a terrible person.
27:58But there's still a man in there who is in pain, and his wife won't listen to him.
28:02That's not my doing.
28:05I think the sidebar is over.
28:10Hey, Susan.
28:22Hey.
28:24Oh, those are beautiful.
28:25What's the occasion?
28:27They called the bank to see if they would give us an extension on a car payment.
28:31And the guy told me you already paid it.
28:33I had a good week with my jewelry.
28:37You're amazing.
28:38You teach.
28:39You bust your ass with this jewelry business.
28:42Then I come home yesterday, and here you are, as happy as can be, working to make this place a home.
28:48I'm so lucky to have a wife like you.
28:50Wow, there you go.
29:07That's quite a haul.
29:08You know, you're getting good at this.
29:10I didn't think that was going to happen.
29:12I'm also getting good at lying to my husband.
29:14I didn't think that was going to happen either.
29:20Hello, Keith.
29:39How'd you find me?
29:40Follow the scent of my non-existent cologne?
29:44No, your answering service said I might find you here.
29:46I was a little out of sorts the other day, and, well, long story short, I was hoping you'd consider coming back.
29:57I've got a buddy.
30:06Loves sports cars.
30:08I told him to buy a little Pontiac GTO.
30:09They run great.
30:10They're easy to work on.
30:12But he bought a Maserati.
30:14Thing is always in the shop.
30:16Very temperamental.
30:17Real pain in the ass.
30:19You seem like kind of a Maserati to me.
30:28I'm no Maserati, Keith.
30:30I'm a family sedan with a beige interior who's going through a divorce.
30:36Well, I'm sorry about that.
30:38But I'm still going to pass.
30:40I need you.
30:54You've seen my house.
30:55It's kind of a mess.
30:56And the truth is, my life's kind of a mess, too.
30:59And when you came in with all your energy and your wonderful ideas, I started feeling like maybe you were going to help me put it all back together.
31:10My house, not my life.
31:12I just want you to work on the house.
31:18Wow.
31:21I really do sound like a Maserati.
31:27Thanks for listening.
31:40Hey!
31:42Oh, my God.
31:44Oh, my God.
31:45Oh, my God.
31:47Are you all right?
31:48I didn't see you there.
31:50You've got great legs.
31:52You ever consider just jogging from place to place?
31:54What were you doing behind my car?
31:56I thought about what you said.
32:00It'd be a shame if we didn't finish what we started.
32:04Are you sure?
32:05It's a big job, but the boss is kind of nutty.
32:07I love a challenge.
32:11Now, can I get your insurance information?
32:22So, how are you doing?
32:26What's this?
32:27Genuine concern?
32:29No, asking if my breasts feel swollen or if it's a heavy flow day?
32:32I know.
32:34I was dismissive before, and I want to apologize.
32:38I read the pamphlet, and it actually made sense.
32:42Becoming a new dad at your age can be pretty scary.
32:45I mean, just looking at that little girl and knowing you might not be around for her wedding.
32:50Is this supposed to be helping me?
32:52I'm saying it's real.
32:55And I get it.
32:55And now, in order to demonstrate that I'm a loving and caring wife, I have two options.
33:01One, we can have a long, sensitive conversation about your feelings.
33:04Or option two...
33:06As much as I like option two, I think tonight, I want to talk.
33:25You got it.
33:26What's that?
33:34I got you a little something.
33:35Oh.
33:43Try it on.
33:48Paul, this isn't really my style.
33:52Let me be the judge of that.
33:53We talked about this.
33:56You said we could take it slow.
33:57It's been almost a week.
33:58Isn't that slow enough?
33:59Try it.
34:00Maybe it'll put you in the mood.
34:01It won't.
34:02Come on.
34:03Paul, no.
34:05How could you possibly think I would wear something like this?
34:17What are those?
34:18The letters you sent me in prison.
34:20Oh.
34:20Read this.
34:24Paul, please don't...
34:25Out loud.
34:25Out loud.
34:29I long for you to kiss my neck, to whisper in my ear while you unbutton my blouse.
34:34Go on.
34:36And then...
34:38make love to me all night long.
34:42Did you write these?
34:44It was a fantasy.
34:45I never thought it would be real.
34:47It is real.
34:48Paul, please.
34:48We're married now.
34:49What did you expect?
34:49I thought you would stay in prison.
34:54I didn't mean that.
34:57I'm sorry.
34:57It's not a surprise to me that you have some issues.
35:09I mean, you married a man in prison for murder.
35:13Clearly, you are a disturbed young woman.
35:15The good news is, I'm willing to help you.
35:20All I ask in return is for a little affection.
35:23Do you think you can offer me that?
35:28I'll try.
35:30Good.
35:30I'm a patient man, Beth.
35:40Just so we're clear.
35:42I won't be patient forever.
35:43Don't worry.
35:59I cleaned the pot.
36:01The way things have been going lately, I'm not as worried about taste as I am poison.
36:06Look, what you did was borderline evil.
36:08But you were right to make me talk to Tom, so I thank you for being a good friend.
36:13And don't ever do it again.
36:16You're welcome.
36:19You know, when I don't feel like killing you, I think I like having you around.
36:24Good to know, since I just rented the most charming bungalow right here on Wisteria Lane.
36:31You're kidding.
36:31Edie's old house?
36:34Wow, that is so...
36:36Wonderful.
36:39Close.
36:43I'm trying to calm the baby, but apparently I don't have the right equipment.
36:48Did you hear the big news?
36:49Renee is moving in just a stone's throw away from us.
36:53You do know that's just an expression, right?
36:56We'll see.
36:56You really think it's a good idea for you to move here?
37:04Of course.
37:05It'll be a nice, fresh start.
37:06Plus, I could be close to my dear friend.
37:09It's just, um...
37:11I want to be sure...
37:14Tom, that was a million years ago.
37:16It doesn't matter.
37:17She can never know what happened between us.
37:19Have you seen my wife?
37:29Yeah, she's in the cafeteria.
37:30Oh, while I've got you, could I have you sign these release forms?
37:34Then you'll be able to take Wendy to home.
37:37What's this torn page on her chart?
37:40Let's just say your wife has a bit of a temper.
37:43What happened?
37:44Well, it's not really my place, but she did have a strong reaction when I told her your daughter's blood type.
37:55Gabby did this?
37:57I need you to tell me exactly what happened.
38:01Oh, crap.
38:04Gabby, come back here!
38:05It's not my fault I have a disorder!
38:06Gabby, we have to talk!
38:07Damn it!
38:09Gabby!
38:10See you in about two seconds.
38:11Okay, here's what happened.
38:15It was on that ski weekend eight years ago.
38:16I don't normally go for French guys, but you know how I get when I drink too much champagne?
38:20What?
38:21Well, I didn't think I slept with them, but I must have, because why else would our daughter have type A blood?
38:28You're not killing me. Why aren't you killing me?
38:32Baby, come with me.
38:34There's something I have to tell you.
38:41There are certain kinds of pain that can't be treated in a hospital, so those who are suffering do what they can to heal themselves.
38:55Some cure the ache of loneliness by making new friends.
39:03Some soothe their excruciating guilt with an infusion of cash.
39:09Some alleviate their burning desire with small acts of kindness.
39:18But sadly, there will always be those who can't begin to heal.
39:24Because they realize there is more pain yet to come.
39:29There are different kinds of pains that can be treated in common.