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00:00We spent 24 hours in the middle of the desert next to area 51 the most secretive government facility in the country
00:07Because we wanted to scope things out before the massive raid on September 20th, but things didn't go so smooth
00:13So we're trying to spend 24 hours in area 51. There's a sniper in a truck looking at
00:20Where's he at buddy? Where you at buddy?
00:22I found him so as we stated this entrance into area 51 has a creepy white truck with a sniper and
00:29No gate which isn't very appealing. So we're gonna try to go to a different side of area 51
00:33And hopefully there's not a sniper that line over there is the line. We're not allowed to cross
00:37I have an alien here. He said his brothers were in there, but screw your brothers. Come on, buddy. Let's go
00:43Okay, you have fun Jayla in six months and a thousand dollars later
00:53This dirt road right here actually leads to the back gate of area 51
00:57So we're gonna give this road a try it literally goes on forever. How much gas we have got it half a tank
01:03Don't let us get stranded unless we find a UFO then it's okay
01:11Guys we have an alien deer so we're on the border of area 51 and we can't tell if that's an antelope or an alien that escaped
01:19It literally looked like an alien. It is an alien. He's looking right at us
01:24Come here my brother. We'll take you back to Mars dude. Look at those surveillance things up there
01:30You guys ready?
01:32Big red's leading the way. We're literally at a hundred feet of area 51 and we see an alien already
01:38Can we go up here? I want to see my alien friend. He's climbing on top of the RV
01:43Look at Chris. Chris is like I want to go. You can see the alien butt slowly wandering. That is area 51
01:50There's literally a giant artillery cannon over there that could destroy a freaking planet
01:55Why don't you stay up there with the binoculars? That would be suspicious as hell
01:59That would be quite suspicious. I think we're past that. So this is the back entrance of area 51
02:04We're really out here
02:06I mean no harm. We're friendly. We just came to see I've read them. Can we talk about that gate real quick? Look at that
02:12Do not go into area 51 don't get near area 51. We're trained professionals and alien cytology. I'll watch the history channel
02:20I'll do this wait what yeah, so Chris is walking to the right
02:29Bro, they're just like stain on me. They didn't even care for Chris. Remember the government does not want to kill us
02:35well, maybe
02:38That was the most nervous
02:41So that's area 51 that mound right there is where all the Naruto runners are gonna get together and storm it
02:46We are where the Kyles are the Kyles are gonna berserk right through the middle
02:50The Kyles are sacrifices. I'm with the crackheads. I don't think you give it the crackheads are over there
02:55The horses are always in the back
02:56Yeah
02:57So the Kyles proceed from here the crackheads over there and then we hit them with the side assault for the Naruto
03:02Did you bring your bed so that way you can put your bed down and respond right near here? That's why we got an RV man
03:07Oh, that's right. It's got all the beds
03:09Yeah, so anything if anything happens guys make sure you sleep in the beds you respond there. I'm gonna go for my first life
03:15If you're gonna camp you got to set up a camp. So let's set up a camp. Hey area 51. No mind if we camp out over here
03:21I didn't hear no look over there if we can't camp. Don't point Jay put your hand down
03:27No fast movements, no pointing. Taylor stop moving. They might interpret that as assault
03:32Take your hands out of your pockets. They might think you put your hands in there
03:35We have exactly 30 days until the Naruto runners all 1.7 million arrived yet
03:41I don't see a single soul here. They're not prepared like us. I know we're practicing for the siege
03:46Yeah, they'd only be worried if we were Kyle's since we're Naruto runners. They're not worried
03:51down there
03:53Don't go in
03:56Wait guys guys. Wait, what is that? Is that oh?
04:01Boy, oh boy. Oh boy. Taylor. It's not a time to be texting. Someone's coming for us
04:06What's going on mate? Just checking out places. Do you guys work for the government or are you just checking it out?
04:15We're looking for the block mailbox. Are you guys gonna be Naruto running?
04:18Well, that's the plan. On September. So you're just scouting it out. That's why we're here. We're scouting it out
04:23We're kind of just coding, yeah. I'm not included here. I'm supposed to be sitting in my house in Vegas
04:29They just dragged you all the way here
04:31Since you're up-to-date on the memes. Do you think it's a good idea to have the Naruto runners come from the right side and the left side?
04:38Or should they all just come down the middle?
04:40Let's check it out
04:41This is it. This is the one if you go past that stop sign a bunch of armored cars are gonna eventually meet you
04:46I mean give it a shot if you don't believe us. Just run
04:49Yeah, come on man
04:50I'm the guinea pig now
04:51Just dip in dip out real quick five seconds
04:54Guys, we don't have the 1.7 million Naruto runners yet
04:57We can do it. Just us. We saw a rainbow and we found an alien on its escape. It was a double rainbow
05:03It was huge. It was giant dude. This would be a good spot to camp out. Right here? Yeah
05:09No, our friends left us
05:11Can I keep this? They didn't even say bye. What the hell? Girls that I didn't learn name of. Can I keep this?
05:18I have a number behind my back. It's between one and two. What is it? It was two
05:23You can keep it
05:25Sweet. Oh, yeah, this is a UFO part guys. Let's examine it. Do you think it's part of a UFO?
05:31Well, what else would it be a part of anything else? No
05:34Well, we can't identify it and if you throw it in the air, it definitely will be an unidentified flying object
05:38So let's test it. Let's test it
05:40Do you see that inside his face?
05:42Did you get you in the face, buddy? Yeah, and I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot
05:47Can we book me a tetanus shot? Chandler, I hear they have band-aids. Go knock on the door
05:55Okay. Maybe that's why nobody's ever got in. They've never asked politely
05:59Yeah, they just run in
06:01Maybe the secret to getting in Area 51 is knocking politely
06:04Chandler, just go knock on that stop sign. You won't
06:06That's what I'm about to do. He just told me to
06:09You won't
06:10I gotta ask for band-aids
06:12Oh, it says one year of jail
06:15The Lord of the Rings eye is staring at you
06:18Literally directly at you
06:20I see you
06:22Did you not?
06:24Chandler, stop Fortnite dancing on the government
06:27The all-seeing eye is now pointed at me
06:32Right in the government's face. Take that, Trump
06:34We setting up the tents or what?
06:36Yeah, let's do it boys
06:37Oh, there's a car
06:38Oh, oh, it's booking too and it's got LEDs
06:41Oh my gosh
06:43Oh gosh, oh gosh
06:44There's another car too
06:45I just got really cold
06:46Everybody act natural
06:47Everyone, don't panic
06:49Don't yell
06:51Why would you yell?
06:52Oh, it's a Jeep
06:53I came inside to hide
06:58Hey, did you come here just for this?
06:59Yeah
07:00He's got a pretty awesome vehicle
07:01I feel like this and our red Jeep
07:03We could just storm there right now
07:05Let us know if you get any more information
07:08We can use to help spread to the fellow Naruto runners
07:11I've been practicing with my arms back as harder than a bullet
07:14You get used to it
07:15You get your center of gravity right
07:17And then you can go as fast as the bullets
07:18We're gonna camp out, so
07:20Oh
07:21Thank you
07:22Now we can see really well
07:24Thank you, government
07:25I just
07:26I
07:27I
07:28Like to see something
07:31You might be seeing something any second now
07:33Alright, can we leave?
07:34That's not a good sound
07:36Oh no
07:37Is that it up there?
07:39Or is that a star?
07:40That blinking light
07:41That's actually creepy
07:42Alright, let's camp
07:44This is perfect
07:45This is perfect
07:46They turned on lights for us
07:47This is a YouTube friendly
07:49They turned on lights and they sent a Harrier
07:51Just come say hi
07:52Oh look
07:53Oh rabbit
07:54Jake, go catch it
07:55That might be an escaped alien
07:56Bunny
07:57No
07:58Bunny
07:59Is he going in there?
08:00Dude, he's right there
08:01There's a car
08:02There's a car
08:03Oh my god
08:04There's sirens too
08:05No, the rabbit's about to cross
08:07Rabbit
08:08Rabbit
08:09Rabbit
08:10Rabbit, if you go any further you will spend a year in jail
08:12You have so much to live for
08:13Dude, he's literally sitting under it
08:15September 20th man, hold off
08:17Hold off for the reinforcements rabbit
08:19Oh he's going in
08:21He's going in
08:22He's going in
08:23Well if he's okay
08:24What is that flashing alarm movement?
08:27There's cars and everything moving towards him
08:31Wow
08:32Did you guys hear that?
08:33There's a surveillance frog out here
08:36Can you let me in so I can call my mom?
08:38Tell her I made it
08:40Alive
08:44And he hit the whoa
08:45Hit the whoa in front of Area 51
08:46Oh
08:48Quit dancing on the gov
08:49You got seeing stuff
08:50Oh wow
08:52Dude, you can actually like CC
08:54That thing's impressive
08:56What?
08:57Whoa
08:58How?
08:59How is this so clear?
09:00Dude, in five years they're gonna like sell tickets to go look at this crap
09:04Imagine in like 3,000 years where this is declassified and it's just run
09:09That scared the fuck out of me bro
09:13That scared the fuck out of me
09:15Someone turn on some car lights
09:17Chris grabbed me
09:18There's gotta be a reason why they turn them off right?
09:20I bet they saw the scope and turned off the lights
09:22Oh they probably saw the scope
09:23Dude
09:25If I brought my big truck out here
09:27Should I go get it?
09:28It lights everything up
09:30I think that didn't make them worried
09:32It looks like a squat truck
09:33Alright, yeah, go get it
09:34We'll be waiting here
09:35We'll be waiting here
09:37So we called a high council meeting in the RV real quick
09:40This guy may or may not want to rob us
09:43Yes
09:44You invited him
09:45I did
09:46That was a lapse in judgment
09:47I'm sorry
09:48Can't take that back now
09:49We just gotta do it
09:50We didn't make the decision boys
09:52Do we stay here and potentially all get
09:55Ex-nayed?
09:56Chandler!
09:57You make the decision
10:00Chandler, our lives are in your hands
10:02We could go to a nearby mountain
10:03There's one right there
10:04Right there
10:05We have a telescope
10:06We can climb the mountain
10:07And see if we can telescope in
10:08If that's what you want
10:09It's not what I want
10:10I wanna see some cars pull up
10:12And be like
10:13Yo, what the are you doing here?
10:15And I'm gonna be like
10:16Chandler has spoken
10:17We're staying
10:18Right there is Area 51
10:19As you can see
10:20Chandler, don't point the light at it
10:22Right here is our tents
10:23We're gonna spend the night
10:24Right outside of Area 51
10:26We're gonna see if they're sneaking
10:27Any aliens in and out
10:28We're gonna keep you guys updated
10:29I'm an alien
10:31I'm not
10:32Maybe
10:33We brought over a dozen people
10:35They're gonna be
10:36Did you hear a noise over there?
10:38Who's there?
10:40Do you guys know where I can go after?
10:44It's that way, right there
10:45Ten more steps
10:46Ten more steps
10:47Who's that guy?
10:48Anyways, we'll let you guys know if we see any aliens
10:50We're gonna be here
10:51We got people patrolling
10:52We're good
10:53Alright guys, it's night time at Area 51
10:55We're camped out here
10:56This is my last message to my family
10:59If I don't make it back, I love you
11:01And...
11:02Bye!
11:03Alright guys, I'm heading to bed
11:05Hopefully an alien doesn't eat me tonight
11:07You said an alien?
11:09That's just Chris with fruit fly eyes
11:12Hello
11:13Me and my girl
11:14Alienetta
11:15We're about to go to bed
11:16Really tired
11:17Hopefully nobody comes and tries and takes her
11:19There were no cat girls
11:20But I did find me an alien girlfriend
11:22So...
11:23Peace
11:26Hey guys, I switched shirts
11:28You should go buy it
11:29But anyways, it's 4.30 in the morning
11:31And there's actually a mountain over there
11:33And we want to go climb that mountain
11:35So we can see what's inside of Area 51
11:37The only thing is this mountain takes forever to climb
11:40So we gotta get up really early
11:42It's 4.30 and go climb it now
11:44So we have enough time to do it within the 24 hours
11:46Chandler, it's 4.30
11:49Let's go climb the mountain
11:50Where are we?
11:51Area 51
11:52Oh yeah
11:53Okay, let's do it
11:54So they turned the lights back on
11:56And they're way brighter now
11:58Alright, let's go say goodbye
12:00Oh my god, there's broccoli on the ground
12:03Someone was here
12:05So as you can see, it's 4.41 in the morning
12:09Right over there is a mountain
12:11We're gonna go try to climb the mountain
12:12We have a telescope
12:13And we're gonna see if we can see inside
12:15We're gonna go do that
12:16Okay
12:17Alright
12:18To the mountain
12:19So you see those mountains all the way over there?
12:23Yeah
12:24We're gonna go climb them
12:25And we have a telescope
12:26And we're gonna see if we can see inside of Area 51
12:29We literally rented an off-roading jeep
12:31So we could use it to climb up that mountain
12:33So this should be a success
12:35What a great way to spend your money
12:37Just on a jeep to spy in Area 51
12:39Yeah
12:40We're continuing our journey
12:53Ow!
12:54I hit a tree
12:55Shayla almost lost his head
12:56Shayla almost lost his head
13:05Sorry GoPro
13:07That's what we're climbing
13:09Because if we get up there with a telescope
13:11We can look into Area 51 over there
13:13Your calves may hurt
13:14You wanna know what hurts more?
13:16Not knowing about the existence of aliens
13:19I just believe whatever the government tells me
13:21My legs
13:22No!
13:23We will see the UFOs
13:24Why do I get roped into these things?
13:26Chandler
13:27We will find this UFO
13:28Let's go
13:29There are YouTubers
13:30That do this in Minecraft
13:32And make more money than we do
13:33Can we climb this mountain in freedom mode?
13:35Oh this is sheer
13:37This is sheer
13:38Oh
13:40Oh lord
13:41Oh my goodness gracious
13:43Do you wanna just become Fortnite YouTubers?
13:45Dude let's just do it
13:46Look I'm flossing
13:49Beautiful
13:50Where's Area 51?
13:52That way?
13:54That way?
13:55Oh!
13:56I saw it out of the corner of my eye
14:00I thought it was a snake
14:01You gotta get mad at the roadie up the mountain
14:03That's a holes reference
14:05Are you a meme boy Chris?
14:07I am very much
14:08Think of all the memes
14:09That will be created
14:10When you discover aliens
14:12Yo there's a burger up here
14:14It's wrapped in tinfoil
14:16It's still good
14:19Dude look at that
14:20Whoa
14:21Look at that
14:22We can see for literal miles
14:24Dude they're really good at keeping the aliens from us
14:26As you guys can see
14:28They have a watch tower over there
14:30With cameras on it keeping an eye on us
14:32They know we're spying
14:33Means we're in the right spot boys
14:35Do you actually see something?
14:37Oh my god
14:38You see it?
14:40We found it
14:41That's very hard to see
14:42Isn't it crazy that all that empty space
14:45And all these mountains
14:46Are here just to shield that one mobile base
14:48What?
14:49What is there?
14:50September 20th
14:51We get our answers boys
14:52And there you have it guys
14:53That's enough spying on Area 51 for today
14:55I hope you enjoyed
14:56And remember
14:57September 20th
14:58Mr. B6000
15:08Mr. B6000
15:12Yeah