Letterkenny Season 6 Episode 2 Bush Party Season
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00:01The dog gave you a wee bit of a scare the other day.
00:06A stroke.
00:07That's what I said.
00:09They didn't have a stroke.
00:10Well, that's what they said.
00:12Why'd you think he was having the strokes?
00:14Well, he was out laying in the sun for a few hours.
00:16When he came back up the house, his back end was all honey-dicked.
00:20How so?
00:21Well, it was like he was trying to walk and scratch himself at the same time,
00:25but his brain couldn't figure out which one to focus on.
00:28So did you do?
00:29Well, he said, oh, fuck, this is it.
00:31Is that what you did?
00:32I said, oh, fuck, if you're getting on the needle, better get one ready for me, too.
00:35He's okay, good buddy.
00:36I said, oh, fuck, if you're digging a hole, better dig a big one when I'm getting in there with him.
00:40But it's all been sorted.
00:41Well, it's all sorted, but I said, oh, fuck, Gary.
00:44Yeah, we ought to leave this world behind.
00:46That's what I said.
00:47You knew that he was on bladder meds for the last three weeks.
00:50Fucking geezer.
00:51And that he'd be passing the bladder stones sometime around now,
00:55and to expect some odd behavior.
00:57You still go worst case scenario?
00:59I said, oh, fuck, this is it.
01:01And what was the verdict?
01:03Passing bladder stones.
01:05Exactly.
01:06Just passing some bladder stones.
01:08There's a fucking echo in here, Katie.
01:10I think he faked it.
01:13Fake what?
01:14A stroke.
01:16Why would the dogs fake the strokes?
01:18Gus faked a stroke so that he could go to the vet and get a thermometer up the bum.
01:23Look, if you're coming, you better come correct.
01:33Well, look how Stormy responds to a thermometer up the bum.
01:36Hates her life.
01:37No time for a knuckler there, either.
01:39No time for a two-knuckler.
01:40There's no such thing as a three-knuckler.
01:42Which we've established.
01:43Seto, too.
01:44Even the sight of a thermometer?
01:46Send him scrambling.
01:47Yeah, God help the vet tries to throw a knuckler up Seto's bum.
01:50Vet might not get that one back.
01:52So what are you saying here, Katie?
01:53I'm saying that Gus is...
01:55Look, if you're coming, you better come correct.
01:57Gus is gay.
01:59Gus is gay.
02:08No, he isn't.
02:09Yeah, he is.
02:12No, he isn't.
02:13Yeah, he is.
02:14Have you ever seen him mount a female?
02:19He's a gentleman.
02:20Well, you've seen him mount countless males.
02:23You mount the red-hot tailpipe of a high CC quad, Katie. Come off it.
02:27What if he is gay? What's the big deal?
02:29I don't give a fuck if he's gay.
02:30Maybe you do.
02:32Maybe you think that...
02:34It's good to me, man. I'm gonna let that...
02:37I'm gonna let that marinate.
02:39Hey, Derry.
02:41What if Gus was gay?
02:42I don't give a fuck if he's gay.
02:43Dan, what if Gus is gay?
02:46Well, Professor Tresh is...
02:48I withdraw.
02:49See, Wayne, Gus is gay.
02:51What's the big deal?
02:52I already said I don't give a fuck if he's gay.
02:55Well, that makes him very happy.
02:57Just don't, uh...
02:59Don't go saying that around McMurray.
03:02Why?
03:03McMurray gets weird about that stuff.
03:05How so?
03:06Well, like, he's fine with it.
03:08If you're gay.
03:10If you're queer.
03:12Maybe you like a good honey dickin'.
03:16He just, uh...
03:18It's kinda weird talkin' about it, is all.
03:21How does he talk about it?
03:23Well, just get all uncomfortable, you know?
03:25It'd be like, uh...
03:27You know?
03:28What if I come up to me and...
03:30Say you're fuckin' cute, bud?
03:32You know what I said right from the start of the very beginning?
03:35I, uh...
03:36I ain't one of ya.
03:37That is about the best shit I've heard all day.
03:39Well, you'll ever come up to me and say, uh...
03:41Fuck, are you cute, bud?
03:42You know what I said right from the start of the very beginning?
03:44Uh...
03:45I, uh...
03:46I love my wife, and, uh...
03:47You know, uh...
03:48Keep it away from me?
03:49No.
03:50Not around me.
03:51Because, uh...
03:52I ain't one of ya.
03:53This is fascinating.
03:54You know, Professor Trish is...
03:55You know what, Dan?
03:56Enough!
03:57I ain't one of ya.
03:58You know, but, uh...
03:59You's got your streak.
04:00You's, uh...
04:01Got your day.
04:02And, uh...
04:03From what I'm told, you're here to stay.
04:04Just, uh...
04:05Keep it away from me.
04:06Cause I ain't one of ya.
04:07L-O-L.
04:08You know, I...
04:09I don't really care.
04:10I mean, I don't like being told what to do myself there, either.
04:12You's got your streak.
04:13You's got your day.
04:14Oh, boy, do I love my wife, and...
04:27Oh, she loves me.
04:28From what I'm told, you're here to stay.
04:30Not anywhere near me.
04:31Oh, I ain't one of ya, but, uh...
04:34You know, you can think them cute, but, uh...
04:37You know, you're a good enough guy, but, uh...
04:39But, uh, I see we both like tight t-shirts, but, uh, we can have a beer, but, uh, nothing else.
04:47Because I ain't one of you.
04:48Talking about, uh, you know, maybe you've ever been down Poco?
04:51What, you've never been down Coon?
04:53Ever been down to that Minican?
04:54Never been down to Keiko?
04:56Gotta go down to Keiko's, you've ever done to Keiko's.
04:58Plenty of using the Florida Keys.
05:00Florida Keys, Florida's for me.
05:02Plenty of use down Key West.
05:03I love the Key West, Key West is the best.
05:06Plenty of use down Miami.
05:07You hot jimmy-down Bobby, I've been down to Miami.
05:12You all right with it if the dog's gay?
05:14Because, as much told, gays are here to stay, so.
05:18I guess he does always spring that red rocket when he's up on your lap.
05:22Because that was in the cards.
05:23Snipes!
05:41Come on, snipers.
05:44Hey boys, quick bro down.
05:46Ah, quick powwow, boys.
05:51You guys sure you want your, uh, snipers just cruising in there unattended?
05:56Chest puffer convention in there, boys.
05:58Dude's walking around with watermelons under each arm.
06:01Nothing to worry about there.
06:02Uh, no reason not to trust her till she gives you one, boys.
06:05Wow.
06:06It's a mature approach, boys.
06:08Thinking the game far beyond your years, boys.
06:10You guys coming to the Bush Party tonight?
06:12You bet.
06:13You?
06:13The Bush Party we are hosting?
06:16Yeah.
06:20Perhaps.
06:21Boys.
06:22Boys.
06:22We got a bet going to Ronzie and Daxie.
06:25Who can tally the most takedowns?
06:27That's a mature approach, boys.
06:29Thinking the game far beyond your years, boys.
06:31Mm, all the college and uni tail home for the summer, boys.
06:35Gotta get it while the getting's goodest, and the good's about to get got.
06:38Get it?
06:39Got it.
06:39Good.
06:40More to that, the college and uni kids that are home that have taken their fighting skills to the city for a year,
06:46they're thinking they're tougher than nails.
06:47More to that, there's a chest puffer in there,
06:50a beacon about being the toughest guy in his college town,
06:52and I think you know what that means.
06:55Oh, you want to tell me?
06:56Well, if he's saying he's the toughest guy in his college town,
06:59college towns are bigger than our town,
07:01then that would also make him the toughest guy in...
07:04The toughest guy in Letterkenny.
07:08Who's the toughest guy in Letterkenny?
07:10Here we go now.
07:11Just give me a heads up.
07:12More to that.
07:13Sucker's a fair game at a Bush Party.
07:15Yeah, like if you see a dude giving me the stink eye,
07:17you best just walk over there and sucker.
07:19Yeah, because likely he's thinking about suckering you.
07:22No, you don't want to get suckered.
07:23Now, we know the rules at a Bush Party, boys.
07:25It's all about the W's at a Bush Party, boys.
07:27They don't ask how, they ask how many at a Bush Party.
07:30Some chest puffer in there saying he's the toughest guy in Letterkenny.
07:34How'd that work out for you, JB?
07:35One's the loneliest number, bud.
07:37Yeah, well, second place is first loser.
07:40A lot of chinwagging going on in there, right?
07:42He's ready?
07:42Tell me I don't look it.
07:44Heads on a swivel, boys.
07:46Use your peripherals.
07:47Who the fuck are you?
07:48Remember me, boys.
07:50Only rule of suckers.
07:51Here we go now.
08:00Holy shit, you just hopped off a horse and you get fucked up yet.
08:04Tough getting around those watermelons all day, pheasant?
08:06Enjoy your waterway until the creatine runs out, bud.
08:09You're going to look like someone stuck a fucking pin in you.
08:11Breathe, pyleye, you're going to get fucking hemorrhoids.
08:17Love the hustle, bro.
08:19Fuck, you could cut the sexual tension over there with a knife.
08:23Give your balls a tug, titfucker.
08:25Fuck you, Shorzy.
08:26Put a shirt on.
08:27Fuck you, Riley.
08:29Go scoop it off your mom's bedroom floor for me.
08:32She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.
08:34Fuck you, Shorzy.
08:36Fuck you, Jonesy.
08:37Your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish.
08:42Threw off the pH levels in my aquarium, you piece of shit.
08:46Fuck you, Shorzy.
08:47Did you hear yourself?
08:48Fuck you, Riley.
08:49You should have heard your mom last night.
08:51She sounded like a window closing on a Tonkinese cat's tail.
08:55Sounded like...
08:57Ah!
08:59Fuck you, Shorzy.
09:00Fuck you, Jonesy.
09:02You should have heard your mom last night.
09:04She sounded like my great aunt when I pull a surprise visit.
09:07She was like...
09:08Oh!
09:11Fuck you, Shorzy.
09:12Fuck you, Riley.
09:13Your mom sneaky gushed so hard she bucked me off the waterbed last night.
09:18Don't tell her I was thinking about Jonesy's mom the entire time.
09:22Fuck you, Shorzy.
09:23Fuck you, Jonesy.
09:25Your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night.
09:29It's fucking amateur hour over there.
09:32Fuck you, Shorzy!
09:41That's it, Roldy.
09:42Just enough to turn it green.
09:44I never thought I'd be able to put a wholesome spin on drug dealing, but here we are.
09:50GHB is the best party drug when used properly.
09:54What's it like?
09:55It's like the chattiness of good blow with a euphoric high of good M.
10:00No way, yeah.
10:01And half the come down.
10:03No way, yeah.
10:05And you keep your appetite.
10:06Gee, lish.
10:08You kind of just flail.
10:10Holy.
10:10But when used improperly, it's the date rape drug.
10:16Yeah.
10:16That's why we put green dye in it.
10:19In case some financial district chotch with contentious intentions tries to slip it in some
10:24girl's drink, she'll know.
10:28Sure like to try it.
10:30I like sober, Rold.
10:32I like sober gay.
10:34Gay.
10:35Can't feel my legs.
10:39Not as much as I like sober Stuart.
10:43We'll go to the club at midnight.
10:45Sure thing, Parker.
10:50Make that 12.30.
10:52No.
11:05And you better not be the ones who've been crop dusting this place for the past half hour.
11:10It's fucking gross.
11:13You can guess I'll tell.
11:15What are you doing?
11:16I know, straw bills and...
11:18Barla?
11:19Just between us girls?
11:20A conversation of a girl?
11:24Has-tu déjà autant baisé de ta vie?
11:26I'm a little bit concerned about my electrolytes.
11:29Feels like they're a little bit depleted.
11:33You gotta stay hydrated.
11:36C'est...
11:37Inépuisable.
11:40C'est une ressource renouvelable.
11:42Non, mais des fois, j'ai même pas nécessairement envie, t'sais.
11:45Je vais juste le proposer pour voir s'il peut y aller encore.
11:47Bien.
11:49À chaque fois.
11:51Look, if you're peeing and clear, you're not hydrated.
11:54You could approach this thing like a marathon runner.
11:57Throwing so much hip in this sort of weather is a great way to get heat stroke.
12:00You ever had heat stroke?
12:02No.
12:03You don't want it.
12:04Non, mais t'sais, c'est des ouvriers, hein?
12:08J'veux pas faire de comparaison raboteuse, là , mais ils ont l'habitude du travail manuel,
12:12admettons.
12:13C'est des travailleurs acharnés.
12:15Ouais, j'pense aussi.
12:17J'pense, il y a de la job à faire, il est à fond.
12:19Sans poser de questions.
12:20Mais c'est ça.
12:21Puis quand t'aimes ta job, t'as jamais l'impression de travailler.
12:24Tu penses qu'ils parlent de ça ensemble, les gars?
12:35Je pense pas qu'ils discutent des détails, là .
12:39T'sais, probablement qu'ils disent juste s'ils ont baisé ou s'ils ont pas baisé.
12:41En fait, non.
12:42Ils disent probablement même pas s'ils ont pas baisé.
12:44Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
13:14Hey, we said watch our drinks.
13:36F***ing you, idiot.
13:37I did.
13:38No, you didn't.
13:39Look.
13:40Why are they green?
13:41Because someone put G in them.
13:43G's not green.
13:44Yes, it is.
13:45No, it isn't.
13:46Yes, it is.
13:47And you shouldn't sell that stuff anymore.
13:49It's not safe.
13:50It's not supposed to be safe.
13:51It's drugs.
13:52It doesn't matter anyway.
13:54No one will buy it from you that way.
13:55Let's go find who's selling the green stuff.
13:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
13:59Somebody else is selling in here?
14:00Yeah, and keeping us safe.
14:03Some vigilante shit.
14:04And when a girl asks you to watch a drink, watch a f***ing drink.
14:08F***ing idiot.
14:09Hello.
14:22Of course I'll be there.
14:24It's on the property.
14:25Okay.
14:33Chest buffers coming.
14:55Chest buffers coming.
15:01Chest buffers coming.
15:05Chest buffers pushing.
15:11Chest buffers coming.
17:27Why just let them go be shitheads?
17:29Well, it's to help them decide whether or not they want to stay in the English world permanently
17:33or go back to the Mennonite world and be with their families.
17:37What's in the Mennonite world?
17:38All auditorian.
17:40Great pride and community.
17:42Generations and generations of inbreedings.
17:46How many stay in the English world?
17:48A few.
17:49Some do?
17:50Some do.
17:56Some do.
18:09Has our Otis Soparande escaped you?
18:14Our M.O.
18:15F**k emo!
18:16Inconspicuous!
18:17I'm just spittin' this!
18:18Bail your transaction!
18:20I'm down for transaction!
18:22Keep your dealings disclosed, lest we be made manifest!
18:27Are you guys selling the green G?
18:29That's us!
18:30Pleasure.
18:31This is some vigilante shit.
18:34Gratsy.
19:04Wait!
19:10Who the f**k are you?
19:12I'm the toughest guy on letter caddy.
19:19Have an eye for suckers.
19:21You got em.
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20:03Oh, this makes me feel like I can't do it
20:14Everybody's down
20:17Everybody's down
20:23It's time to fall
20:26It's a wonderful
20:27No one is around
20:32Mommy's busted too, boy
20:38Fighting for two kids
20:41Makes me feel like I can't
20:48Makes me feel like I can't do it
20:53Everybody's down
20:56Everybody's down
21:01Every soul
21:04In every town
21:06Everybody's got me going
21:12All the ways I can do it