Letterkenny Season 6 Episode 3 The City
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00:01You're having, Derry?
00:03Graphics.
00:04Attaboy.
00:05With your pals the other day.
00:11You wearing perfume, bud?
00:13Perfumes is for women's good, buddy. He's wearing the cologna.
00:17It's actually an eau de toilette.
00:20Eau de toilette?
00:21Eau de doodah day.
00:23What's the difference?
00:24Well, a cologna is about 7% aromatics essences dissolves in alcohols,
00:30whereas an eau de toilette is 10% aromatics essences.
00:34There you go.
00:35An eau de toilette like this will evaporate from your skin pretty rapidly,
00:38so you're gonna want to load up on it.
00:40You could still take a good 23 to 27% offer, bud.
00:44He never wears too much perfume with Miss Katie's, and that's what I appreciate about you.
00:48Let's not.
00:49The eau de toilette is enchantingly refreshing on summer days like this.
00:55That may be the softest thing you've ever said, Derry.
00:58No, it isn't.
00:59What is?
01:01I can't stand harsh metals against my skin.
01:06Now give me a wrench.
01:08Ooh, I love pancakes.
01:11Thank you, ladies.
01:14These are actually crepes.
01:16Pancakes with a French spin.
01:18What's the difference?
01:19Pancake powder has a rising agent in it.
01:21Bacon powder.
01:22There you go.
01:23Makes them thick and fluffy.
01:25Crepe batter doesn't have a rising agent in it, so they're thinner.
01:30All I know is that these would be great with some Elmira's maple syrup.
01:34She used to because it opens up a crepe shop with these.
01:36Well, I know what I already told her that could call it.
01:39Planet of the crepes.
01:40Crepe Canaveral.
01:41The crepe crusader.
01:43Crepe Winslet.
01:44Do the carpets match the crepes?
01:46The crepe of things.
01:48Date crepe.
01:49I don't know about that one.
01:51It's crepes on a date?
01:53Get your mind out of the gutter.
01:55The great is crepe.
01:56Crepe fear.
01:57Sex, lies, and video crepe.
02:00Sadako and the Thousand Paper Crepes.
02:02Great book.
02:03It's actually pronounced crepe.
02:05Yeah, you guys kind of butcher our language.
02:07Well, to be fair.
02:08To be fair.
02:09To be fair.
02:10To be fair.
02:11To be fair.
02:12To be fair.
02:13There's folks in France who think you guys butcher your language, so...
02:16Who gives a crepe?
02:20I don't know what, there's pretty good ones for crepe as well.
02:23Johnny crepe?
02:24Holy crepe.
02:25Totally crepes to the heart.
02:26Crepe up?
02:27Starring Channing Tatum.
02:28Crepe up too.
02:29The streets.
02:30Crepe you up you.
02:31Le crepe in air.
02:32I'd have a crepesy cola.
02:33Crepes.
02:34Crepes.
02:35Revelations.
02:36Crepetitis.
02:37Oh, jeez.
02:38I don't knows about that one.
02:39Will you get off my dick today?
02:41Lead Creplin.
02:42You know, if I keep eating all these crepes, I might get a crepe worm.
02:55Like a...
02:59It's like a...
03:00It's like a...
03:01It's like a tape worm, but it's...
03:03No.
03:04It's grabbing the...
03:05No.
03:06Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.
03:11Breakfast.
03:13Atta boy.
03:25Slowly and your 1st a 23-minute Aunty Gray.
03:27Then I'll make a movie scene.
03:28And they'll make the movie scene.
03:29Let me see.
03:30I'll get some other news...
03:31That's what I think.
03:32Yeah!
03:33I know!
03:34It's Stuart.
03:35It's in trouble!
03:36Who's that?
03:37Skid.
03:38Hello!
03:39It's Stuart!
03:39It's in trouble!
03:43Who is that?
03:44Skid.
03:45Oh, hi hi.
03:48Stuart's in trouble!
03:54call me first next time isn't he sober now slow down breathe Roldy healing
04:13okay we'll stop the healing and come home why not
04:33okay we're coming no we're not yes we are no we're not yes we are no we're Dan get off
04:54my dick today sorry miss Katie's what's the problem Wayne you don't want to go to
05:00the SPCA and play with the dogs oh what's the matter dairy you don't want to go to
05:06the food court in the mall and get a little bit of everything to create the
05:10perfect meal oh and Dan if you get off my dick we'll play big Buck Hunter HD 42
05:21inch wild and one of the Donnelly bars
05:30Robin Hood pop culture's most beloved vigilante boisterous rebellious unstoppable just like me
05:46Katie and the Hicks are coming here and they're gonna take us home
05:51no yes uh no what yes uh no what he said no why we keep drugs safe it's not supposed to be safe
06:06it's drugs you don't relish being a vigilante Rold this is the third note stuck to the door this week
06:15grammar's atrocious exceptionally odious that's what makes it scary they're too hardcore to proofread
06:23hard corny you're so fucking funny
06:28if they don't take the edifice of their letters seriously why would I take their threat seriously
06:39one mistake is enough for you to ignore the angel of death two two two mistakes in two sentences
06:47your versus your why oh you apostrophe R E is so fucking basic it's embarrassing if you want to say
06:55you are dead which this fucking boob is cheaply attempted then you would want to use your
07:03where is the other mistake omission of the word of that may have been an intentional omission
07:11sure Rold he's a man of exorbitantly few words so my reply
07:17your threat is meaningless
07:31good hands stick out on the door Rold I would like to speak with Stuart privately
07:41dream notch in the bedpost boys go dead or alive either go Terry Fox
08:01good one great one you know how much ass Terry Fox would get if he was still alive
08:05you can start with mine Ronzi go Gretz god good one great one Riley go Gretz
08:13get out Paulina gotcha get it go Grande Ariana graceful glorious
08:23gracias Ariana Grande looks like she's a tit fucker I'm giving the preschool your plate number
08:30sure Z and Gretz's daughter's a married woman you classless piece of shit she wouldn't fuck you if
08:36he had mario's dangles and messier's dick fuck you sure Z fuck you Daxie you wouldn't know what to do with the great one he fires bigger rockets than Elon Musk
08:46oh fuck you Marianne and fuck you Ronzi you're a marathon of dope Terry Fox ran 3400 miles in 143 days on one leg
08:56if he were alive he'd be getting handies from Hilton's and Hadid's fuck you Betty Ann if Terry Fox was alive Giselle would be sliding into his DMs from Patriots games
09:07fuck you Marianne if Terry Fox ran 143 days he smashed 143 broads and that's probably fucking light
09:15fuck you sure Z if Terry Fox was alive he'd have an interview show like Seinfeld you mean comedians in cars getting coffee
09:23yeah but it'd be called Canadians in cars getting blows
09:26if Terry Fox was alive he'd be smashing J-law and J-lo on Scar Jo's boat
09:31he'd be boating with Kylie Minogue let's get some fucking gyozas
09:35fuck you sure Z
09:37give me a high five
09:40oh just give me a high five right there
09:43the city is not looking so bad right about now hey big brother
09:48I know what I'm just happy to be alive after sharing the expressway with city drivers
09:52oh boy howdy
09:53don't you ever notice that every time you go to merge there just happens to be six inbreds merging at the exact same time
10:01come off the ramp get your fucking foot in it
10:03yeah then you got the wannabe IndyCar drivers
10:06drive it right to the rug trying to fly up behind you and kiss bumpers like
10:09what's your hurries there Jimmy Hinchclips
10:12Greg Moore was the greatest
10:13oh yeah he was the fucking greatest
10:15it was their hurry they got a fucking brunch line to go wait in
10:19all right well what's the scoop here Katie Cat we gonna go find Stuart or what
10:23well now hold on one fiscal minute here Wayne pizza fries sushis yoga and fruits I thought we were going to the food court
10:31of course we are dairy sashwan shawarma stir fries five guys
10:37this cat forgets about kernels cajun bbqs and bqs
10:41well there's no way we're missing tacos and quiznos chipotle and chick-fil-a
10:47Wayne we're meeting the skids at the club at around midnight
10:50that's still a good six calendar hours away Katie simmer down
10:54yeah but I still have to go find something to wear show these city girls
10:58what's up all right let's split
11:03well it's always so tough saying bye to the puppies like they're so cute you
11:08almost don't want it
11:09that may be the softest thing you've ever said big brother
11:13no it isn't
11:14what is
11:14how come no one ever compliments me on my eyelashes
11:19you're paraphrasing you fucking know it
11:25is that what I'm doing
11:26what I said was
11:28what I said was
11:30real long eyelashes
11:31well I'm surprised no one's ever knows that
11:36you're gay
11:46well D
11:50look
11:50this is so agitating
11:54I know I'm frightened
11:55I'm referring to the spelling and the grammar rolled
11:58kiss me the cold whisper please
12:00one of those words Smith's assembled for us this segment
12:03how asinine
12:07they can kiss my asinine
12:09oh that ass is mine
12:11I'm frightened
12:12yet another demeaning attempt to intimidate
12:15and this one even better
12:16yes
12:17I'm pushing the panic button here you guysers
12:19don't be such a jellyfish rolled
12:21my slow learning seven year old brother even knows
12:25it's if
12:26your
12:27y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e
12:29there
12:30t-h-e-r-e
12:32tonight
12:33comma no period
12:35it's
12:36i-t-apostrophe-s
12:38on
12:38period
12:39I'd have chosen an exclamation point
12:42I think you're right
12:44past notes haven't quite landed
12:46do you know what I mean
12:47yes
12:48it's almost a rest
12:49they don't exactly have the tiger by the tail
12:51do they
12:52not exactly whipping the excitement up to a real fever pitch
12:55no
12:56they are not
12:56for a plethora of reasons
12:58this death note presumably the final installment requires urgency
13:02some sort of accent I would agree
13:04the exclamation point guides the reader to approach it more threateningly
13:08like there's stakes there like it's on right
13:11exactly
13:12as opposed to a period because of its need
13:14it's you
13:15I read it like
13:16it's on
13:18well the period leaves the decision up to the reader
13:20does suggest a more docile read
13:22there's no room for ambiguity in death threats
13:25exclamation point
13:26yes
13:27exclamation point
13:30don't stick that on the door
13:36okay let's clean this shit up and go back in
13:52I need to find something to wear tonight
13:54get my hussy on
13:55give me five calendar minutes to digest
13:58then I'll join you
13:59oh so you're looking to find a nice bench to have a sit down outside a lingerie store
14:04dairy
14:05I'd be looking for a sit down
14:06won't be on no bench though
14:08be the throne then dairy
14:09or someone
14:10can confirm
14:11you should have a sit down in a public washroom
14:13I'm surprised I'm not having to sit down in a public washroom right now
14:17you should do such a things
14:18custard and drag fucking more
14:20how could you dare
14:21how could you do such a things
14:23public washrooms is disgusting
14:26poop particles is literally's airborns
14:29cease mingling with the peasants again now have we Dan
14:32won't find a more vile environments on the planet earth
14:36not for my money
14:37not for my money either
14:39well how's the weather up there in your ivory tower Wayne
14:42well I'll go in
14:43just won't have a sit down
14:44I'll rock one
14:45like a good old boy
14:47not a monster
14:48must be nice to have the option
14:50well I just get the giggles is all
14:52ain't nothing to giggle about
14:54in a cesspool of fecal matters and peepees
14:56sure there is
14:57what?
14:58well
14:58farts
15:01ew
15:02well there's nothing funnier than a fart
15:04except kids falling off bikes maybe
15:07fuck I could watch kids fall off bikes
15:09all fiscal day
15:10I don't give a shit about you kids
15:11oh yeah it's super funny
15:12you just be standing there rocking a piss
15:15dude will come up next to you
15:17just rip a fart
15:18how's that funny?
15:20dude dropping his guts like that
15:21I take exceptions to it
15:23well
15:23you just both be standing there
15:25nobody will say nothing
15:26you'll be rocking one
15:27peacefully
15:28and you'll just rip a fart
15:30it's not funny
15:32it's fucking hilarious
15:33what is your guys fascination with farts?
15:36oh you don't know him
15:37he doesn't know you
15:39me never heard one like that before
15:42yeah parts will never not be funny
15:44I will never not laugh at a fart
15:47there's even a courtesy aspect of it too
15:53oh this should be interesting
15:54well like if you go into a public bathroom
15:57and there's a guy in a stall
15:58he'll announce his presence to you
16:01like how?
16:02he's sitting there and maybe he'll clear his throat
16:04like
16:05that's exactly how they do it Jerry
16:09they go
16:09why would he want to announce that he's having a sit down?
16:14well it's so that the first sound you hear is not a fart
16:16he's prepping you for the acoustics
16:18and how is that courteous?
16:20well let's say you're like me
16:21you get the giggles
16:23from a fart?
16:24I get the giggles from a fart yes
16:26you're in there
16:27you're at the urinal
16:29you hear a fart
16:30you giggle a wee bit
16:32get shaken
16:33this goes everywhere
16:34how do you think the peace particles gets airborne?
16:37it's weird
16:38because dudes will fart in front of each other any day of the week
16:41as soon as you get into a public stall
16:43they want to announce their presence
16:45make sure one doesn't sneak up on you
16:47but it's a public bathroom
16:49you're supposed to hear those sorts of sounds
16:51it's just different in there Katie
16:52it's more intimate
16:53come off it
16:54some dudes will want to announce themselves by sniffing
16:57which is not the right avenue
16:58ain't nothing in there you want to be sniffing
17:01I'm gonna tell you
17:02alright come on Jerry let's go
17:03you guys should make some better efforts to avoid bacterial exposures
17:07good hygiene is the only genes that never goes out of styles
17:11Dan I think that might be the softest thing you've ever said
17:14no it isn't
17:16what is?
17:19okay
17:20there's one time my perennials didn't come in for the second years
17:25and you know the perennials
17:26is exposed to live
17:28more than two years
17:29so I said
17:31I'm so upset about my perennials
17:36yikes
17:42Gary
17:47boy
18:06girls
18:07we can help with this
18:09we don't want these dudes in the club either
18:11thanks but some hicks are coming from Letterkenny
18:13and they're taking us home
18:15good luck getting them away from that
18:19sounds like some of that good fucking
18:20there may be animals being locked in there
18:25listen to me
18:26some hicks from Letterkenny aren't gonna do it
18:28these dudes roll deep
18:30take this shit seriously
18:31you're keeping us safe
18:32even though it's not supposed to be safe
18:34because it's drugs
18:34and we appreciate it
18:36but you're dealing on their turf
18:37they're not gonna stop till you're off it
18:39one way or another
18:40they do not care
18:41look at their spelling
18:44dangerous grammar
18:45dangerous
18:46that's what I said
18:47oh my god it's so big
18:50so
18:54how's the takedown tally boys
18:56yeah boys
18:57how's the tail tally
18:59undressing and progressing boys
19:01working smarter
19:02not harder
19:03you know what I'm talking about
19:04yeah
19:05how's the titty tally on your end boys
19:07sucking some yaya's
19:08come on
19:09yeah you're handling some knocks
19:11takedown an austral asian just last week
19:14how exotic
19:15smashed into laotian
19:17too nice
19:18and busting
19:18I don't know
19:19any ever smashed in arctic kuwaiti?
19:24no
19:24ever smashed in ecuador and albania?
19:28of course
19:29ever smashed a sierra leone in saudi?
19:33no
19:33ever smashed a sri lankan french citizen?
19:36several
19:36ever smashed a uruguayan israeli?
19:40what?
19:41how about a croatian quebecer?
19:42likely
19:44likely
19:45yeah you ever smashed a tibetan new zealander?
19:47no
19:48how about a moroccan hong konger?
19:50no
19:50ever smashed a cuban usbek?
19:52come on
19:53ever smashed a maltese congolese?
19:56oh he's a hen
19:57that's a dog
19:57you ever smashed a baltic german spaniard?
20:00that's for sure a dog buddy
20:01how about a baltic russian iraqi?
20:03you for sure smashed a peruvian turk
20:05everyone has
20:06same way everyone smashed a welsh nigerian
20:09give me a swedish filipino for dinner
20:11and a guatemalan slovak for dessert
20:14oh
20:14give me a tamil british virgin islander ronzy
20:18give me a cus of our green lander daxie
20:20i'm gonna gobble all up
20:22we could be in trouble in this takedown turn
20:25give me a qatari montenagran ronzy
20:28give me a st lucian luxemburger daxie
20:31i think we're in trouble buddy
20:33i'm gonna fucking touch afghan
20:35i'm gonna fuck a fucking island sir
20:38i'm gonna fucking smallie chinese mainlander
20:40i'm gonna fucking islamic spartan
20:43this is islamic spartan
20:46gooooo
23:14And a lot of them condo builders just looks like human storages to me.
23:18Pretty fucking serious skid.
23:21Mortally fucking serious hick.
23:23It's time to come home, Stuart.
23:24Can we leave now?
23:25No.
23:26Train ain't coming back, bud.
23:28Stuart!
23:29I said no!
23:31Stuart?
23:32Gotta lay low for a while.
23:34What about...
23:35You go your way, I'll go another.
23:38It's best if we split up.
23:40What about...
23:40Just...
23:41Just for now.
23:43And what comes next?
23:50Stuart?
23:52Gates?
23:52Stuart?
23:53Gold.
23:53Why do you rebel?
23:56I hate my parents.
23:58And?
23:59I hate the world.
24:00I hate myself.
24:06Get this guy fucking movers.
24:11He's not going anywhere anytime soon.
24:14We'll rebel again.
24:25All right, we need to split two.
24:26Um...
24:29Miss Katie's.
24:31What?
24:33Was I able to...
24:35Successfully...
24:37Stay off my dick today, Dan.
24:41Yes.
24:43And yes, you may.
24:44You need competition.
24:45It's just coming.
24:46You know what?
24:47It's better with an even number.