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00:00:00If you hear swish, swish, swish at night in the bush, that's your warning that Okokwa is close.
00:00:19The legend goes like this. Back in the day, some drunk dude was stumbling home on the train tracks when suddenly this light flashes and a train is barreling towards him so fast that when it hits him, it splits him in half, leaving only his legs behind.
00:00:39Since then, some people have witnessed a pair of legs when they're in the bush, wandering forever in search of its upper half.
00:00:47I used to think that was the scariest thing to come out of my res until I could feel the hundreds of years worth of rage flowing through me, my people's rage just sizzling below the surface, ready to burst.
00:01:00But thankfully, through the combination of therapy, CBD oil and snuggles from my emotional support cat potato, I'm good.
00:01:12I've learned how to channel that rage into making cool videos like this for all of yous.
00:01:16So, hashtag, like, follow and share.
00:01:20So, I think it's a good time to reintroduce myself.
00:01:24My name is Ziggy, and it's short for Kajikuyo, which in my language translates to nice turn-up.
00:01:31I come from a long line of farmers, so...
00:01:34And I'm continuing their tradition of bringing the food to the people by being a food bicycle delivery person in the big city of Toronto.
00:01:44And when I'm not kicking it with my cat potato, I'm usually diving deep into my people's history.
00:01:50And the darker, the better.
00:01:52While we're here, I'd like to clear up something.
00:01:55So, my people have been referred to as cannibals.
00:01:58Yeah, okay, sure.
00:01:59We ate the hearts of our enemies, but only the enemies who didn't bitch out when we were torturing them.
00:02:05And another special thing we would do to our lovely torture victims is we would take the black stuff at the bottom of a fire pit, the soot, and we would paint their faces with it when we were for sure gonna finish them off.
00:02:16So, this is your warning, guys.
00:02:18If you find yourself tied to a post with a big roaring fire at your feet and black sweat on your face, you're for sure gonna fucking die.
00:02:29So, some of you might know that I recently signed this very big contract with this huge company called Nature's Oath Seed Corporation, and I was very, very excited about the whole thing.
00:02:40But at the time, I didn't realize that this company is actually pure evil.
00:02:45This, this is what you'll be making for posts.
00:03:02Holy shit.
00:03:03I mean, excuse my language.
00:03:05It's okay.
00:03:06So, it'll be minimum three posts a week for six months.
00:03:10So, that's what?
00:03:1172 posts?
00:03:12I mean, you could spread that across all of us, I'm sure.
00:03:17Oh, yeah.
00:03:42There's no warning.
00:03:44Oh.
00:03:47Oh, yeah.
00:03:51Oh...
00:03:52Do some cookies.
00:03:53So, that's what I love for you.
00:03:54Oh, yeah.
00:04:03Oh.
00:04:05investigators who barely try to use logic to solve a crime but occasionally they come across
00:04:11a case that on the surface at least makes no sense at all in the spring of 1992 a young woman
00:04:22struggles to explain what has just happened to her she tells police that when her aunt and uncle
00:04:28failed to attend a recent family gathering she volunteered to go to their toronto hall
00:04:35once there she made a horrible discovery
00:04:42the cause of death for derrick and julie palmer is anything but natural
00:04:49ziggy ziggy ziggy what the up you're snoring hey there my girl hey graham graham
00:05:05i gotta stop watching this show before bed
00:05:25hi to all my lovely followers i made an announcement that i have an exciting new
00:05:35partnership to share with y'all and
00:05:43so i mentioned recently that i have an exciting new partnership to share with you all
00:05:47and maybe you can guess who it is by all of this exciting beautiful new swag that they gave me
00:05:53cute
00:05:59a little pot to plant a seed which one should i plant with you all
00:06:07whole beans actually no i want to do butternut squash we're gonna do butternut squash
00:06:12my one little butternut squash seed do do do take a look at that wow you can follow me and we can watch
00:06:20this plant grow
00:06:40so we're oh hey what's up hey big city princess just checking in on you wow who taught you how to use
00:06:46a camera phone oh nookie did he gave me his old phone fancy welcome to the future i know i'm like
00:06:54you check it out hey everybody come get ready with me to go fishing down the road
00:07:00hey ziggs you gotta come home why auntie mama extended her trip to new zealand and somebody's gotta
00:07:05watch the house what's she doing down there anyways she's getting laid bro i don't know
00:07:10it's those maori men you know why can't you do it i got fishing to do yeah it's imperative i make
00:07:15it the carp are coming up the river right now post spawn that means they had sex come on i got work
00:07:22to do i'm getting a shitload of money to post videos i need the internet oh see there you go right
00:07:27there you can work out here we got loads of internet out here yeah res internet hey urban indian it is
00:07:35the internet still suck it up bro hit me up when you get to club res okay fine check you later big city
00:07:43princess okay all right potato i guess we got to go back to the homeland
00:08:05is
00:08:07yeah
00:08:15yeah
00:08:17yeah
00:08:19yeah
00:08:21yeah
00:08:23yeah
00:08:25I don't want to know
00:08:30You want to know
00:08:35You don't know me
00:08:40You don't know me
00:08:42It's just a little bit
00:08:46I'm not dead
00:08:55You try to change
00:09:03And now your friends have
00:09:06Got a little bit
00:09:08But it hasn't been told
00:09:11I hate to stay
00:09:13And we got that purple red edge
00:09:20There's only heat in time
00:09:23You are fresh in the night
00:09:27Thank you
00:09:27Cheese
00:09:38You know that girl
00:09:46Ziggy?
00:09:48Yeah, we grew up together
00:09:49This fucking badass
00:09:51She's got a mean shot too
00:09:53Definitely want her on your team, man
00:09:55What?
00:09:56What's up?
00:10:11Hey, good morning
00:10:13So I got some news out there for you
00:10:14All listening to the five favorite rest
00:10:16Me and my old lady, Myrna
00:10:18We split up
00:10:19No, it's okay
00:10:20It's okay
00:10:21I think I'll be all right
00:10:22I want to thank you all out there
00:10:23For your concern
00:10:24She said it takes a good strong man
00:10:26To handle a Mohawk woman
00:10:27I'm like, damn
00:10:28How about just real good looking?
00:10:31Anyways, I can't afford a bus back
00:10:32Talk with us
00:10:33So you're all stuck with me
00:10:35So join me in my heartbreak
00:10:36This next track goes out to my lost love
00:10:38Ziggy!
00:10:40I heard you were coming home
00:10:41Ho!
00:10:43You look real right on
00:10:44You look good too
00:10:48Just leave the change on the counter
00:10:50I'm right in the middle of prepping this guy for an acetone bath
00:10:53Want to check it out?
00:10:54Yeah
00:10:54Hey
00:10:55Whoa, nice
00:10:57Bandit showed me those videos and things you've been making
00:11:00Really?
00:11:02He did?
00:11:02Yeah
00:11:03So are you sticking around for a bit or what?
00:11:06No, I probably got to get back to steady internet connection
00:11:09Because, you know, res wifi is kind of
00:11:11I got this job that requires good internet
00:11:15Because I'm an influencer now
00:11:17What?
00:11:19It's like a
00:11:21It's like a
00:11:28You know what?
00:11:33It doesn't matter
00:11:34Well, it's a shame you have to rush off
00:11:37I'm sure Bandit would want to see you
00:11:39Well, he knows where to find me
00:11:41Can I get a selfie with you?
00:11:46How do I look?
00:11:47Amazing
00:11:47Alright then
00:11:48I just look wild
00:11:55Alright, Wiz is picking me up, so
00:11:59I'll see you soon
00:12:00Okay, my girl
00:12:01Call me if you need anything
00:12:03Okay, una
00:12:04Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:12:06You tell that cousin of yours to get his ass back here
00:12:10Clear up his tab
00:12:11Okay
00:12:12Okay
00:12:12Jeez
00:12:13Jeez
00:12:13Zigguroni and cheese
00:12:27Notorious
00:12:29Z-I-G
00:12:31Oh, hey, Noki, how are you?
00:12:33Good, good
00:12:34So good to see you
00:12:35You look good
00:12:35Thanks, thanks
00:12:36Oh, what?
00:12:37You've been working on your footage
00:12:38Yeah, go ahead
00:12:38Ooh
00:12:39So you have a sitting for Wiz while he's fishing?
00:12:42I am
00:12:43Yeah
00:12:43Oh, can I get a selfie with you?
00:12:46Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:12:47I don't know, just need some content and whatnot
00:12:49Cheese
00:12:50Awesome
00:12:54Who's fancy-ass ride is that over there?
00:12:57They ain't from around here, eh?
00:12:58Oh, yeah, just some dude's car
00:12:59I couldn't handle the dirt roads a couple kilometers back
00:13:01Fuck, I'm just giving him a hand
00:13:02Nice
00:13:03I think he'll be shit out of luck, though
00:13:05Because I told him he needs a fucking Jimson saddle sludge pump
00:13:08I don't even know what the fuck that is
00:13:09But he needs it, so
00:13:10Hey
00:13:12Look who it is
00:13:13Hey
00:13:15Leave my cousin on the wall, you fucker
00:13:17What? I can take care of myself
00:13:19I don't know about that
00:13:19I think the city made you soft
00:13:21Shut up
00:13:21What's up, cuz?
00:13:23Hey
00:13:23But you all fucking fancy looking
00:13:25What?
00:13:26Fancy
00:13:26Oh, yeah
00:13:27Just cuz I'm wearing a skirt or what?
00:13:29What's up, Noki Nips?
00:13:30You're wearing a clean shirt today
00:13:31Fuck you, man
00:13:32I don't hear anything calls me that
00:13:33Have a good time fishing, Wiz
00:13:35Stock up on that carp, eh?
00:13:37Six
00:13:37So great seeing you, eh
00:13:38Yes, I'll see you soon, okay?
00:13:40Let's roll
00:13:41Hey, careful with that
00:13:42It's all my good sweats
00:13:44Hey, my AC's out, so
00:13:46I'm gonna have to roll with the windows now
00:13:48Alright, careful
00:13:49Precious cargo
00:13:50What's up, tater touch?
00:13:53Oh, yeah
00:13:54But I've told me to tell you
00:13:55You have to go inside and pay your tab
00:13:56So I'd do that if I were you
00:13:58Oh, shit
00:13:59I suppose I should go take care of that, huh?
00:14:01Hell yeah, she's scary
00:14:02Alright
00:14:03Whoa
00:14:05Rude
00:14:06It's your ass, not mine
00:14:08Where are you going fishing, anyways?
00:14:11I'm going for that Asian cart, bro
00:14:12I should tell you that every time I post about Carpe Diem
00:14:16Everyone's like, where can I get me some of that stuff?
00:14:17Really?
00:14:18Oh, yeah, hell yeah
00:14:19You know, Carpe Diem's gonna feed the whole cat nation like that
00:14:22And also deal with these colonizers of fish at the same time
00:14:26Smart
00:14:27I always loved your infused waters
00:14:31Oh, wait, hold on, hold on
00:14:33What's that?
00:14:33I didn't quite catch that
00:14:35He said, I always loved your infused waters
00:14:37Oh, you're damn right you do
00:14:39Look, and that's got sage and sweetgrass in it
00:14:43Oh, yeah
00:14:44Sweetgrass?
00:14:46Yeah
00:14:46Just real tradition
00:14:48Hey, everyone out there
00:14:50You heard our girl Ziggy's back in the homeland
00:14:52Ooh-wee
00:14:54Oh, yeah
00:14:55What the hell?
00:14:56Back from the big city
00:14:57Did you tell them?
00:14:58Hell no
00:14:59Oh, the res, man
00:15:01Oh, yeah
00:15:01Welcome home, Ziggy
00:15:03From all two of us here at Pine River Res Radio
00:15:05So proud of you
00:15:07Love all those videos you do
00:15:09But I wouldn't want to be on your bad side
00:15:11Because some of those are dang scary
00:15:13Anyways, here's your most requested song
00:15:16From back in the day
00:15:17Oh, hey
00:15:18There it is
00:15:21Oh, damn
00:15:22There it is
00:15:23Classic
00:15:24Welcome to the res, guys
00:15:26Do you not know it's in the dark
00:15:35Do you not know
00:15:39Do you not know
00:15:40Do you not know what you're doing
00:15:46Do you not know what you're doing
00:15:50Do you not know what you're doing
00:15:52Do you not know what you're doing
00:15:54Do you not know what you're doing
00:15:56Oh, I'm home.
00:15:58But you feel numb.
00:16:01But you're not alone.
00:16:04Oh, oh, oh, to the sea of the moon.
00:16:11This part.
00:16:12Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
00:16:18West Coast.
00:16:19Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
00:16:25Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
00:16:31What's going on?
00:16:32Why we stopped here?
00:16:34Oh, landline up at the house is pretty good, but if you need to send any texts or email,
00:16:40you better do it now because the internet's kind of spotty up there.
00:16:44What?
00:16:45It's res internet.
00:16:46No?
00:16:47What are you going to do?
00:16:48Whatever.
00:16:49Oh, hey.
00:16:50No fucking, not around here, all right?
00:16:55I've created a safe space.
00:16:56Yeah.
00:16:57I'm going to punch face if I don't get some fucking internet.
00:17:01Oh, hey.
00:17:02Don't slam my door.
00:17:03Upload failed.
00:17:04What the fuck?
00:17:05Wiz!
00:17:06Oh my god, I can't even deal with this shit.
00:17:08Wiz!
00:17:09Upload failed.
00:17:10Come on, man.
00:17:11I told you that I needed internet.
00:17:12I had this super big job with this huge company and it's imperative that I make this post today.
00:17:18It's day one.
00:17:19I signed, like, a fucking contract.
00:17:20Like, this shit is legit.
00:17:21You know what I'm saying?
00:17:22I'm so close to financial security.
00:17:23I can, like, almost taste it.
00:17:24I can almost taste it.
00:17:25I just want to get out of the apartment that I'm in, get a nice, bigger one.
00:17:30I'm so close to financial security.
00:17:34I can, like, almost taste it.
00:17:35I can almost taste it.
00:17:36I just want to get out of the apartment that I'm in, get a nice, bigger one.
00:17:41on the balcony that doesn't smell like fucking pizza, and I can stop doing food bicycle deliveries.
00:17:58Fuck, you know how fucking tired I am?
00:18:08you should go up in a deer stand over there
00:18:12you'll probably get better reception
00:18:13it's the sweet spot
00:18:15serious
00:18:18yeah
00:18:21I'm gonna kill someone if I don't get internet
00:18:30and if I can fucking take out here
00:18:38I'm gonna kill someone if I don't have to
00:18:49I'm gonna kill someone if I can take out here
00:18:53you can't kill someone if I can't kill someone
00:18:58I'm gonna kill someone if I don't know
00:19:03what's up you good
00:19:19yeah i am now good because you know you're freaking annoying when you're upset you know
00:19:28right and between you and i you look kind of ugly
00:19:35what's this new gig anyway i don't know it's some seed company that reached out to me
00:19:40they like my videos i guess
00:19:44yeah like uh you doing your makeup and uh showing people your outfits and stuff
00:19:49yeah and my ones with potato yeah there's some company that's doing some
00:19:54initiative to target more people to buy their seeds
00:19:57or something or something what does that mean
00:20:00i don't know all i know is i'm getting paid dude like well paid
00:20:06yeah you already mentioned that oh and they sent me home with this giant box of swag look
00:20:10check it out oh yeah i'm like a brand ambassador for seeds
00:20:18wait wait that's what's that that's the logo yeah nature's
00:20:21old tears nature's old seed corporation nature's old seed corporation that's who
00:20:25he's working with i know they're big it you're serious yeah no no they're like the the enemy
00:20:32they basically own half the world they control the seed to control the food
00:20:37to control the people i know come on now
00:20:41no no way they're not the enemy they're doing all kind of cool i looked at their website they say all
00:20:48kind of like great that they're doing you know they're they got the seed distribution initiative that
00:20:52they have going on and they also teaching people how to grow their own food i mean
00:20:56there's like a bazillion people on the planet somebody's got to feed them so
00:20:59well they're not gonna put it on their website what are they gonna do we colonize the world
00:21:04whatever look i'm sorry to say this cuz but they are the enemy
00:21:10nature's oath is at the forefront of developing this whole
00:21:14fucking with heirloom seeds technology once they acquire a seed they genetically modify it
00:21:21so that you can't save the seed to replant it or trade it you have to literally buy it from them
00:21:28every single year they're patenting this stuff it's fucked up
00:21:33you know what else is fucked up is that you should know better ziggy
00:21:37you literally come from a long line of farmers farmer
00:21:47finally the gush trucks none of that is true i looked them up on the internet and nothing like
00:21:52that came up on there duh because they got people in a bunker underneath cn tower like wiping the
00:21:59internet of that what is the 5g stealing our thoughts too should i suit up in tinfoil or what
00:22:05uh you laugh but i'm so so so right on this all i'm saying a little cuz is you got to be careful
00:22:12around these people they're not our friends
00:22:35oh uh by the way auntie mama's car is out of commission
00:22:49what of course it is well your bike's underneath the porch though
00:22:54yeah i love the res never need a key oh yeah there's this you still know how to use one of
00:23:08these right yeah i just kid i know you're a fucking beast with it
00:23:14um there's like one or two rounds in it but i'm gonna be taking the rest of it with me to the camp you
00:23:19know just in case a fucking moose tries to roll up on me i'll be ready
00:23:31i know what the tea it's got a new cigar to wear it
00:23:35all right are you done i gotta pray for it first
00:23:40just kidding i'll put it down right here all right i'm just gonna grab a couple things and then i'm gonna
00:23:45hit the road i'm hungry what the hell there's nothing to eat here it's just mustard and condiments
00:23:52you act like you're brand new around here you know the rules you hungry cook
00:23:56awesome stocked so when are you gonna be back anyways why are you gonna be scared what oh you're
00:24:07gonna be scared of a cook what oh my god why would you even say that now that's all i'm gonna be
00:24:12thinking about flying head shut up shut up settle down all right city girl here huh i'm only gonna be
00:24:21gone maybe a couple days tops just until i get a big haul and cool i'm gonna put this business on
00:24:27the map son that's what's up carpe diem fuck it's good to see you cuz
00:24:37you good
00:24:41hey i'm okay
00:24:44let's take a selfie i need content okay i need you serious yes get over here
00:24:49serious all right cheese okay but for real are you really leaving me here without a car
00:24:58oh what if i need something everything you could ever want right here
00:25:03fuck deal with it you got this all right
00:25:08hey but for real if you're hankering for some snacks or stuff just give bev a call down at the store
00:25:11she'll hook it up all right yeah you're right put it on my tab
00:25:15oh my god on the real be real careful out here because i've been hearing stuff around the house
00:25:22lately seriously yeah what late at night i'll hear it outside
00:25:31get out of here go on
00:25:32get out of here
00:25:46okay
00:25:46okay
00:25:47okay
00:29:37Fuck.
00:29:39Sneaky kitty.
00:29:41Hello?
00:29:47Stay here, potato.
00:29:53Stay here, potato.
00:30:05Stay here, potato.
00:30:17Stay here, potato.
00:30:19Stay here, potato.
00:30:31Stay here, potato.
00:30:43I'm going to stop soaking so much weed.
00:31:02A pair of brutal murders, a tissue stained with blood, a mysterious list of names, and
00:31:27a rural eccentric apparently gone mad.
00:31:32Can the police find him before he kills again?
00:31:39Hey my girl, welcome home, it's been a long time.
00:31:58Why don't you take a look outside?
00:32:05Where are those people?
00:32:12Where are those people?
00:32:19Where are those people?
00:32:26Where are those people?
00:32:33What the...
00:32:40Weird.
00:32:54Fuck.
00:33:01Alright, let's do this.
00:33:09Hey everyone, time to get to work.
00:33:16I'm going to prep this garden for planting.
00:33:23Hey everyone, time to get to work.
00:33:30I'm going to prep this garden for planting.
00:33:37Hey everyone.
00:33:38We'll get to work.
00:33:44I'm going to take a look outside.
00:33:46I'm going to prep this garden on a new TV.
00:33:50I don't know.
00:34:20I don't know, auntie.
00:34:27How's New Zealand treating you?
00:34:31That's good, I heard you're getting some.
00:34:35I don't kiss and tell.
00:34:40Heck yeah, I am.
00:34:43That's sweet, auntie.
00:34:47I heard there was a break-in down here.
00:34:51Someone took off with some old seeds from a friend's house.
00:34:54That's strange.
00:34:56Yeah, it's got me worried about ours.
00:34:58You better make sure that cellar is locked at all times.
00:35:01When I'm good and ready.
00:35:16Okay, well I just need to get back to better internet.
00:35:19Aw, budsy cat.
00:35:21Is the res wifi acting up again?
00:35:23Honey, it doesn't even exist.
00:35:25I don't know what to tell you, honey bunny.
00:35:27Did Wiz show you that sweet spot in the deer stand?
00:35:30Huh, I guess I'll take a ride over there.
00:35:33That Maori man must be rubbing SPF in all the right places, eh?
00:35:37Hey, good morning honey bunny next year.
00:35:41I gotta work on my tan.
00:35:44What's here?
00:35:45You ask where your day when I do?
00:35:47Okay, good morning auntie.
00:35:49Good morning.
00:35:51Hey, why are you doing my pickles?
00:35:54Uh, yeah, for sure.
00:35:57You have to go the quiz up.
00:36:00Good morning.
00:36:02Dude.
00:36:03I don't know.
00:36:33Okay, potato, I love you so much.
00:36:53Don't let anyone in, okay?
00:36:56Okay.
00:37:03I don't know.
00:37:33I don't know.
00:37:35Full bars!
00:38:05Holy shit.
00:38:35Holy shit.
00:39:05Holy shit.
00:39:07You're a special looking one, aren't you?
00:39:11All right.
00:39:12Nature's Oath Sea Corp.
00:39:17You're looking for Snackles?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:41Is this right?
00:39:45Shit.
00:39:47No!
00:39:55They literally are the enemy.
00:39:59Oh, come here!
00:40:05No!
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00:40:59No!
00:41:01No!
00:41:03Potato!
00:41:05Oh, what the...
00:41:07Oh, what the...
00:41:09Oh, what the...?
00:41:12What the...?
00:41:18Potato!
00:41:34No! Potato!
00:41:37What...?
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00:48:26Oh, Sherpa.
00:48:36You know?
00:48:40What?
00:48:41Fuck, just come in.
00:48:56What's with the hanky?
00:48:58So you don't have to look at my stupid fucking face?
00:49:03Ziggy, I'm sorry.
00:49:05Truly, I am.
00:49:06For what?
00:49:07Do you even know what you're apologizing for?
00:49:10Yeah.
00:49:14What, then?
00:49:17Say it, and look at me.
00:49:20Fuck.
00:49:26The miscarriage.
00:49:37I should have been there every moment, but I wasn't.
00:49:43And I regret it every day you've been gone.
00:49:46And I just, it's just like it was too much.
00:49:57You know?
00:49:58I just couldn't handle it or something.
00:50:03And I freaked out.
00:50:04I want to be there for you now, though.
00:50:12I want to stick by your side, no matter what.
00:50:17I want to make this work between us.
00:50:20I really do.
00:50:22Why?
00:50:24Because I care about you.
00:50:27And I love you.
00:50:28I miss you so much, baby.
00:50:40I miss you too, fucker.
00:50:41Hmm.
00:50:56Hmm.
00:50:57Hey, hey, hey.
00:51:19Sorry I couldn't let you crash on my couch, man.
00:51:22And you got my brother, bean mama,
00:51:24and the tea set of blood's staying over it.
00:51:27Oh.
00:51:29Their water ain't drinkable yet at their house,
00:51:30so you gotta stay safe, eh?
00:51:32Hashtag Rez Life.
00:51:34Anyways, I brought you this.
00:51:37How you feeling today?
00:51:38I'm telling you, bro.
00:51:39You really don't look good.
00:51:40You need legit medical attention.
00:51:42There's no time.
00:51:43I need you to drive me to that
00:51:45Ziggy girl's house.
00:51:49Really?
00:51:50Ziggy?
00:51:51Interesting.
00:51:52Yeah.
00:51:52Do you know where they keep their seeds?
00:51:57Seeds?
00:51:58Yeah.
00:51:59Yeah?
00:52:00I know where they keep them.
00:52:01I can show you.
00:52:02Great.
00:52:03Let's fucking go.
00:52:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:52:06Slow down there.
00:52:09What's in it for me?
00:52:10What's in it for Nookie, baby?
00:52:14How much do you want?
00:52:15Well, let me think about that for a second.
00:52:23100...
00:52:24100K?
00:52:26All right.
00:52:27Drive.
00:52:28Yeah?
00:52:29Drive?
00:52:30Whoa!
00:52:31Okay, okay, okay.
00:52:32I just gotta get my coat,
00:52:34feed my dogs,
00:52:35and I'll go see if my grandma's got some real bandages.
00:52:38All for you.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:40All right, I'm going.
00:52:40Nookie's going.
00:52:41Ah!
00:52:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:52:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:53:08Holy...
00:53:10Oh, my God, Graham, why are you lurking?
00:53:15I'm not lurking.
00:53:16Just, uh, call me Uncle G.
00:53:22All right, Uncle G, what's up?
00:53:27Some people are coming here to take something very special from you.
00:53:33They already took potato.
00:53:35My deepest condolences, kiddo, but, uh, something else.
00:53:40It's something you must protect.
00:53:50Is it the seeds?
00:53:53It's the seeds, right?
00:53:57Uncle G, is it the seeds?
00:54:01Is it the seeds?
00:54:03Come on, man, tell me.
00:54:10I'm on the seeds.
00:54:11See?
00:54:11Come on.
00:54:12Go on.
00:54:13Go on.
00:54:14Go on.
00:54:15Go on.
00:54:16Go on.
00:54:18Go on.
00:54:19Oh, my God.
00:54:49He didn't deserve this.
00:54:55I didn't deserve this.
00:54:57I didn't deserve this.
00:55:01Fuck.
00:55:04I think I know who did this.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:08The company that gave me this job as a brand ambassador.
00:55:12So what's this company?
00:55:15Nature's Oseed Corporation.
00:55:17Ziggy, those guys are serious.
00:55:21They're going to come back.
00:55:23We got to be ready.
00:55:25You're going to help me?
00:55:27Of course, I'm going to help you.
00:55:30I meant it when I said I was going to stick by your side, no matter what.
00:55:35Well, we got to get our shit together.
00:55:41Yo-ho-hee-ay, yo-ho-hee-ay, yo.
00:55:45Hello?
00:55:46Hey, dude.
00:55:47Hey, what's up, big city princess?
00:55:49Hi.
00:55:50Well, I guess you could say a lot is up because Bandit's here, for one.
00:55:52Oh, shit.
00:55:53Everything okay?
00:55:54You want to put him on the phone?
00:55:55I'll tell him you better not fucking mess with my cousin again.
00:55:56No, no, no.
00:55:57Everything's good.
00:55:58We talked.
00:55:59Everything's...
00:56:00We sorted out our shit, so...
00:56:02Okay, don't be mad at me, but...
00:56:04We really need you to come home, like, right now.
00:56:05Why?
00:56:06What's going on?
00:56:07Come on, fucking spill it.
00:56:08Okay, so...
00:56:09That seed company, the ones that you warned me about, the ones that gave me that job,
00:56:11they only hired me because Auntie Mama lives off-grid and knew I'd lead them here.
00:56:14They were just using me to get to her seeds.
00:56:15Well, fuck.
00:56:16Yeah, of course, man.
00:56:17I fucking told you not to mess with those people.
00:56:18Guys, what did I just fucking say?
00:56:19We don't have time for this shit, alright?
00:56:20No, no.
00:56:21No, no.
00:56:22No, no.
00:56:23No, no.
00:56:24No, no.
00:56:25No, no.
00:56:26No, no.
00:56:27No, no.
00:56:28No, no.
00:56:29No, no.
00:56:30No, no.
00:56:31No, no.
00:56:32No, no.
00:56:33No, no.
00:56:34No, no.
00:56:35That's okay.
00:56:36No, no.
00:56:37No, no.
00:56:38I am all of those people.
00:56:39Guys, what did I just fucking say?
00:56:40We don't have time for this shit, alright?
00:56:41Just get your ass back here.
00:56:42This ends tonight.
00:56:43Alright, alright, alright, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:56:44Okay.
00:56:45Okay, so we have a gun, but no ammo.
00:56:47So I'll head home and grab all my gear, okay?
00:56:50Wait, really?
00:56:51No, it won't take long.
00:56:52I'll be gone in max 40 minutes.
00:56:54You got this.
00:56:55And babe, don't forget.
00:57:00Anyway, how's everyone in Pine River holding up today?
00:57:03Hey, I got some great news, everyone.
00:57:06Myrna's taking me back.
00:57:07She said I could load up all my garbage bags of clothes this weekend.
00:57:11Oh, yeah.
00:57:14Crazy guy.
00:57:15So I blame an excellent apology to the love in my life.
00:57:18Come on, Myrna.
00:57:30I'm sorry I let you know that I was myself the other day
00:57:42Now I'm alone and alone, so sad since you've been walked away
00:57:47I shouldn't have been what I've done
00:57:50I shouldn't have been what I've done
00:57:52I shouldn't have said what I said
00:58:00True love is the only thing that will and could change
00:58:06And I each day won't be the same
00:58:08What? Why?
00:58:10Because we don't want her to see us come here.
00:58:13Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. True, true, true, true, man.
00:58:14It's a good shot.
00:58:15I'll park here and walk in.
00:58:21I just need...
00:58:23I need you to redress these wounds with that shit you got at your grandmas.
00:58:28Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No worries, no worries.
00:58:30Nurse Sniffy's got you, man. Nurse Sniffy's got you.
00:58:32Here.
00:58:34Ah, okay.
00:58:35I'm seetal over there.
00:58:37It never grows.
00:58:38You're infected. It's just pussy, man.
00:58:40I shouldn't have said what I said
00:58:45True love is the only thing that I can do
00:58:54What the fuck is this?
00:59:09Oh, that's, uh, that's Bandit.
00:59:13See, he's got a few flies.
00:59:18Stop him.
00:59:18Get out, you idiot, and stop him.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:26The fuck is that Nucky?
00:59:30Hey, what's going on, bro?
00:59:32Hey, Nucky.
00:59:33Good to see you, man.
00:59:34Ah, fuck.
00:59:36You good?
00:59:36Man, I'm just over a little cruise.
00:59:37I've got a lot to think about, you know.
00:59:39Graham's going to kick me out.
00:59:40She's on Bonster Bingo.
00:59:41That's crazy, man.
00:59:42Hey, listen, listen, listen.
00:59:44Me and Ziggy, we can use your help, actually.
00:59:46Get back at her.
00:59:46Oh, no!
00:59:47You guard these seats with your knife.
01:00:17They're the only known corn, beans, and squash seeds of their kind.
01:00:22They're the only known corn.
01:00:23They're the only known corn.
01:00:24They're the only known corn.
01:00:25They're the only known corn.
01:00:26They're the only known corn.
01:00:27They're the only known corn.
01:00:28They're the only known corn.
01:00:29They're the only known corn.
01:00:30They're the only known corn.
01:00:31They're the only known corn.
01:00:32They're the only known corn.
01:00:33They're the only known corn.
01:00:34They're the only known corn.
01:00:35They're the only known corn.
01:00:36They're the only known corn.
01:00:37I don't know.
01:01:07Bandit?
01:01:37Bandit?
01:02:07Bandit?
01:02:09Bandit?
01:02:11Bandit?
01:02:13Bandit?
01:02:15Bandit?
01:02:17That's some pretty cool fucking shit, huh?
01:02:21That's a genetic memory.
01:02:25Boy, that fucking honky really knocked you out, didn't it?
01:02:31So, I'm your subconscious now.
01:02:35And quite frankly, I wondered why you're so obsessed with that old TV show.
01:02:42What's that all about?
01:02:44I don't know. Your voice is kind of soothing, I guess.
01:02:48It's a pretty dark bedtime story, isn't it?
01:02:52Yeah, I guess.
01:02:54So, what now?
01:03:02You're a strong, intelligent, beautiful Mohawk woman.
01:03:08You can handle anything that's throwing at you. I know you can.
01:03:12There's things you gotta protect.
01:03:14Yeah, I know. The seeds.
01:03:26No.
01:03:30Really?
01:03:31It's gotta be.
01:03:38I'm scared though.
01:03:40Of letting our ancestors' rage take over.
01:03:43So, uh...
01:03:47My niece...
01:03:48Go fuck them up.
01:03:51Go fuck them up.
01:04:14You don't look so good.
01:04:18Nookie.
01:04:22What the fuck?
01:04:24I'm sorry, Zig.
01:04:26Your friend sold you out for a hundred K.
01:04:29I just thought it was for some stupid fucking seeds.
01:04:31I didn't know he'd do that to Bandit.
01:04:34What did you do to Bandit?
01:04:37Is he okay? What happened to Bandit?
01:04:40What did you do to him?
01:04:41All I want are those seeds, Ms. Ziggy.
01:04:43Just hand them over and you can forget me.
01:04:45I'll be gone from your life forever.
01:04:47And we can all move on.
01:04:49Simple as pie.
01:04:51Potato was my best friend and you took him from me.
01:04:53And now, Bandit, I could never forget you.
01:04:56I will die before you ever get your hands on those seeds.
01:05:00You're evil.
01:05:02The company you work for is evil.
01:05:03You're scum of the fucking earth.
01:05:13That's for my ear!
01:05:15Hello?
01:05:17Hey.
01:05:19Nookie.
01:05:21Hey, what's going on?
01:05:22I got a ridiculous thing.
01:05:23Do you want to take it over?
01:05:24Do you want to take it over?
01:05:25Nookie.
01:05:26I'm going to take it over.
01:05:27Nookie.
01:05:28Nookie.
01:05:30Nookie.
01:05:31Nookie.
01:05:32Nookie.
01:05:34Nookie.
01:05:35Nookie.
01:05:37Nookie.
01:05:38Nookie.
01:05:40Nookie.
01:05:42More?
01:05:43More
01:05:52Ziggy hang in there. I'm on my way
01:05:57I will burn this house to the ground and destroy everything in it including you if you don't tell me where those seats are kept
01:06:06Can you just loosen the rope around my feet, please?
01:06:10You don't got to cut it. I just need a little bit of blood back into my feet
01:06:20Please
01:06:22I'll show you where they are. I promise
01:06:37Say better princess
01:06:40Oh
01:06:42Yeah
01:06:45Crapper you idiot
01:06:54Hey, I think I found this seed roof. Don't need to hurt anybody
01:06:59Ziggy just give him a seat and he'll hold me over
01:07:01I hope you're tired and valores
01:07:08Stop
01:07:13Oh
01:07:19I
01:07:23need to run
01:07:24No
01:07:26Oh, my God.
01:07:56Yo, buddy, you okay?
01:08:22Hey, man.
01:08:24What's going on?
01:08:27Oh, shit.
01:08:29Bandit?
01:08:30Bandit!
01:08:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, bandit, bandit.
01:08:33Can you hear me?
01:08:34Oh, bro.
01:08:35Fuck.
01:08:35Oh, shit.
01:08:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:08:39Hey, hey.
01:08:40Look at me.
01:08:40Look at me.
01:08:41Look, look.
01:08:42Hey, I got you, bro.
01:08:43I got you.
01:08:44Look at this, bro.
01:08:44Hey, hey, don't worry about that, man.
01:08:46Fuck us.
01:08:47Hey, can you get up?
01:08:48Yeah, yeah.
01:08:49Come on.
01:08:50Sit up.
01:08:50I got you.
01:08:51It's going to be great.
01:08:52Let's go.
01:08:56Oh, man.
01:08:56Hey, hey.
01:08:57Hey, hey.
01:08:57Hey, hey.
01:08:59Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:12I bet things didn't turn out the way you thought it would, did it?
01:09:35Why did you think you would come all the way here
01:09:37and I would just let you take off with my family's legacy?
01:09:42Let me give you a little history lesson.
01:09:47My people, the Ganyongkehaga, we are the original custodians of this land that you have encroached
01:09:53on and we were put here by creation to ensure that our mother, the earth, is safe so that
01:10:00she can do what she has done since time immemorial and that is to provide for all of us.
01:10:05And this company that you work for, Nature's Oath, they are a threat to the balance and
01:10:10the well-being of our mother.
01:10:13War has been declared and you are a soldier in this war against our mother.
01:10:20And that makes you an enemy to my people.
01:10:23Do you know what my people did to our enemies during wartime?
01:10:30Allow me to demonstrate.
01:10:39We stripped them down and tied them to a post, like so, and then we tore the nails from
01:11:01their fingers.
01:11:02That's for potato!
01:11:06And that's for bandit!
01:11:10And that's for bandit!
01:11:17Then, we would shower them with blows from cudgels.
01:11:28That just means we like to hit them with a short stick.
01:11:31I chose the red willow.
01:11:32It's a classic.
01:11:33And we would whip them in the loins, the belly, the face, the shins, the thighs, the nips.
01:11:47You know what?
01:11:59You should thank me.
01:12:01Because I'm about to baptize you to ensure that you meet your holiest God and your holy
01:12:06heaven.
01:12:07Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:32And now, Uncle G did this in the movie Clear Cut.
01:12:45He called it de-barking.
01:12:48I always wanted to try it out.
01:12:53It's kind of gross.
01:13:06Fresh meat.
01:13:11Oh, she's good.
01:13:22Nookie.
01:13:23You know what his company that this man works for?
01:13:27They could have worked with all the seed keepers of the world to ensure that all of the nutrients
01:13:33could be shared with everyone.
01:13:35But they didn't.
01:13:37But they didn't.
01:13:42Because they're poisoning us.
01:13:47You are not your own man.
01:13:52And that's sad.
01:13:57You will die here tonight.
01:14:00And I'm going to grind up your flesh and your bones and I'm going to feed them to the animals.
01:14:04And then they're going to turn you into excrement to nourish the earth.
01:14:08It's beautiful, isn't it?
01:14:10It's like the circle of life.
01:14:15You know, I was taught that we all have gifts.
01:14:21And tonight I'm realizing that one of my gifts is the ability to exact revenge upon my enemies
01:14:28with no remorse whatsoever.
01:14:30You made a few wrong choices in your life.
01:14:42That led you to this place.
01:14:43That led you to me.
01:14:45Big mistake.
01:14:47Big mistake.
01:14:48Big mistake.
01:14:49Big mistake.
01:14:50Big mistake.
01:14:51Big mistake.
01:14:52Big mistake.
01:14:53Big mistake.
01:14:54Big mistake.
01:14:55Big mistake.
01:14:56Big mistake.
01:14:57Big mistake.
01:14:58Big mistake.
01:14:59Big mistake.
01:15:00Big mistake.
01:15:01Big mistake.
01:15:02Big mistake.
01:15:03Big mistake.
01:15:04Big mistake.
01:15:05Big mistake.
01:15:06Big mistake.
01:15:07Big mistake.
01:15:08Big mistake.
01:15:09Big mistake.
01:15:10Big mistake.
01:15:11Big mistake.
01:15:12Big mistake.
01:15:13Big mistake.
01:15:14Big mistake.
01:15:15Big mistake.
01:15:16Big mistake.
01:15:17Please, Ziggy, please don't fucking kill me, please.
01:15:19Look at you fucking idiot.
01:15:21I'm not gonna fucking kill you even though you deserve it.
01:15:24Really?
01:15:25But you sold your people out.
01:15:27For $100,000, you should be ashamed of yourself.
01:15:32I'm sorry, Ziggy.
01:15:34There are fewer things lower than a sell-out.
01:15:37Is that...
01:15:38You understand me?
01:15:47Ziggy, no.
01:15:56Ziggy!
01:16:05Don't worry.
01:16:17Fucking feathers.
01:16:19I feel sorry for your family.
01:16:40Go on.
01:16:43Go on!
01:16:47Go on!
01:17:03Loki?
01:17:31Ziggy?
01:17:33That's my girl.
01:17:41Oh.
01:17:47Ah.
01:17:53Ah.
01:17:58Ah.
01:18:01Lay here dead of night
01:18:25You don't need me and I
01:18:28I don't feel right
01:18:32Tonight
01:18:35Skipping stones in the southern light
01:18:41You don't need me and then I try
01:18:44To sleep
01:18:49And the wolves say
01:18:56Your heart bites
01:18:58And miss a time
01:19:00That's easy
01:19:01And the wolves say
01:19:04Your heart bites
01:19:06Let's tear it all to pieces
01:19:10Sleep
01:19:12And by my side in the night
01:19:21In order to get by
01:19:23The wolves say
01:19:24No, you don't have to go
01:19:26Go hide
01:19:28The sight of life
01:19:32So say what you want
01:19:37Did you want my love
01:19:39And they said now I'm off
01:19:41In spite of
01:19:42Your lies
01:19:44Your bite
01:19:48And the wolves say
01:19:52Your heart bites
01:19:54And miss a time
01:19:56That's easy
01:19:57And the wolves say
01:20:00Your heart bites
01:20:02Let's tear that shit
01:20:04To motherfucking pieces
01:20:08Tonight
01:20:10Tonight
01:20:12And sleep
01:20:16And sleep
01:20:18And sleep
01:20:24And sleep
01:20:28And sleep
01:20:32And the wolf say
01:20:48Your heart bites
01:20:50And miss a turn that's easy
01:20:53And the wolf say
01:20:56Your heart bites
01:20:58Let's turn that shit to motherfuckin' pieces
01:21:05Tonight
01:21:08Sleep
01:21:13Sleep
01:21:20Sleep
01:21:28Sleep
01:21:31Sleep