Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:28What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:46Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11Sam.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh...
00:03:25Life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:41Pinky swear.
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12Good school.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:24Oh my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey.
00:04:42We're friends.
00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:49Hey.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52Huh.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:59Woo!
00:05:00Woo!
00:05:01Woo!
00:05:02Woo!
00:05:03Woo!
00:05:04Woo!
00:05:05Woo!
00:05:06Woo!
00:05:07Woo!
00:05:08Woo!
00:05:09Woo!
00:05:10Woo!
00:05:11Woo!
00:05:12Woo!
00:05:13Woo!
00:05:14Woo!
00:05:15Woo!
00:05:16Woo!
00:05:17Woo!
00:05:18Woo!
00:05:19Woo!
00:05:20Woo!
00:05:21Woo!
00:05:22Woo!
00:05:31Woo!
00:05:32Woo!
00:05:33Woo!
00:05:34Woo!
00:05:35Woo!
00:05:36Woo!
00:05:37Woo!
00:05:38Woo!
00:05:39Woo!
00:05:41Woo!
00:05:42Woo!
00:05:43Can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:56I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:18Friends forever.
00:06:48Friends forever.
00:06:50Friends forever.
00:06:51Friends forever.
00:06:52Friends forever.
00:06:53Friends forever.
00:06:54Friends forever.
00:06:55Friends forever.
00:06:56Friends forever.
00:06:57Friends forever.
00:06:58Friends forever.
00:06:59Friends forever.
00:07:00Friends forever.
00:07:01Friends forever.
00:07:02Friends forever.
00:07:03Friends forever.
00:07:04Friends forever.
00:07:05Friends forever.
00:07:06Friends forever.
00:07:07Friends forever.
00:07:08Friends forever.
00:07:09Let's do that again.
00:07:39Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No.
00:08:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:13Bad idea.
00:08:14What?
00:08:15Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:23Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31But still.
00:08:32I have a proposition.
00:08:38What?
00:08:39Friends with benefits.
00:08:41Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me, and we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:09:06Friends with benefits.
00:09:14And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:41Hello, ladies.
00:09:44Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:13Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:22You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a Friends with Benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:51It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:22I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:33And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:41Friends first.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:45Let's see.
00:11:53Let's see.
00:11:55Let's see.
00:11:57Let's see.
00:13:06Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one?
00:13:10No.
00:13:12What?
00:13:16I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:36Come on.
00:13:46Friends first?
00:13:50Friends first.
00:13:54Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:14:00Friends first.
00:14:02Friends first.
00:14:04Friends first.
00:14:06Friends first.
00:14:08So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:12Oh my god, are you kidding me?
00:14:26He asked me out, he asked me out!
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:32On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes!
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:42Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46Um.
00:14:47Yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:50I'm getting a Matty Petty ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:57Bye.
00:15:08Where was he born?
00:15:09Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um.
00:15:16He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Mmm.
00:15:20Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pet.
00:15:23I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:29Cool.
00:15:30What about sports?
00:15:32Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:37I can't do that.
00:15:39If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Married?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:53Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02He's...
00:16:03We're...
00:16:04We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:10Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12Super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:15Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:18Really?
00:16:19Cool.
00:16:20Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:22I was born in Philly.
00:16:23Shut up.
00:16:24It's my favorite city.
00:16:25Where was the school?
00:16:26Um...
00:16:27I...
00:16:28I...
00:16:29Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:30How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:31That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:32How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:34I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:35How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae.
00:16:41That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:45Uh, I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:08I had a wonderful time.
00:17:11I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:17Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:22Okay, thank you.
00:17:26Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:30Thank you. Take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:38It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:43I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no. That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:09Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:15Beth?
00:18:16It was nice. We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you jealous?
00:18:32No.
00:18:33No.
00:18:38Did you, um...
00:18:40Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:44But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:50God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:06I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:07I'm never getting married.
00:19:14I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:20Oh?
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Give it back.
00:19:31Come on.
00:19:32It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35Alright.
00:19:43That was rude.
00:20:03Yeah.
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:08Yeah.
00:20:14Lian Lamont.
00:20:16You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:29friend, don't blow it. Friendship first. Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher. True love does not exist. You will only get hurt.
00:20:43He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship first. Leanne Lamont.
00:20:59Hey. Shit. I'm so sorry. My bad. My fault.
00:21:29Hang on. You got a tissue? Here. Let me. Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize. Hey, Asher. Eric. Okay. Well, see you guys later.
00:21:53Here. Thank you. Um, I'm Leanne, by the way. I'm Eric.
00:22:04That was fun. Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both. Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:25So what? Think I can't handle myself? No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God. Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? We're friends with benefits, remember?
00:22:43Yeah. You don't have to be a dick about it. Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:50I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this... arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:19Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:27Flavos for Mrs. Leanne Lamont.
00:23:39That's me. Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:54I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:13I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:20I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:12You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:25:33Uh, yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:17Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:41Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:45Okay, this is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And...
00:27:01Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:43Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:46Oh, my God.
00:28:16Oh, my God.
00:28:46Oh, my God.
00:28:51Oh, my God.
00:28:53Hold on a second.
00:28:58nice trick right yeah who is that I have no idea hello your front door is unlocked
00:29:27nice how could you
00:29:45Beth wait Beth oh fuck what have I done
00:29:52what do you mean what have you done Beth it's not what it looks like
00:29:58hey what are you doing I'm leaving I'm getting dressed I'm going I'm feeling kind of yucky
00:30:15I'm sorry okay you didn't do anything it was me I fucked up you said it wasn't serious it wasn't
00:30:22it isn't it doesn't matter I fucked up whatever it is it was I fucked it up okay
00:30:27I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:34yeah
00:30:40hence first
00:30:47hence first
00:30:53hey Beth go away
00:31:10I need to talk to you
00:31:16I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued you on the other hand I don't want to speak to you ever
00:31:24again it's not what you think okay it was a stupid game friends with benefits but it's over now okay
00:31:30do you love her of course not okay she means nothing to me
00:31:43really
00:31:46yeah I want to see what happens between us
00:31:50you and me
00:31:51please
00:31:53give me another chance
00:31:56I suppose
00:32:03okay
00:32:20Leigh-Anne it's me again don't know why you're avoiding me I'm so confused friends forever remember
00:32:34Eric hi I'm sorry if it's been a while I know I've been out of touch but I would love to see you again if you're up for it
00:32:50asher
00:32:54asher it's me
00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours what's going on are you with Leigh-Anne call me
00:33:01okay Leigh-Anne I don't know what I did to drive you away but
00:33:17I'll leave you alone now if you ever want to be friends again you know where to find me
00:33:24it's Eric leave a message
00:33:46hey Eric
00:33:49um I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:56asher asher where are you why won't you call me back I know you're with her you lied to me
00:34:03okay miss you call me bye
00:34:08Beth I got your 35 messages
00:34:16listen I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you but
00:34:22maybe we need to slow things down a bit I'll call you when I can
00:34:29hey hey hey babe slow down
00:34:56to love
00:35:03wait
00:35:06love sucks
00:35:08okay
00:35:12I think we've had enough
00:35:14how about we had back to my place
00:35:19hmm
00:35:21fabulous
00:35:23cool
00:35:25easy
00:35:27what a good you did me
00:35:42what a good you did me
00:35:48what a good you did me
00:35:57what a good you did me
00:36:03what a good you did me
00:36:08I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:31I've been aloof.
00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:33You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay.
00:36:35Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way.
00:36:54She would never.
00:36:55He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:07She was not the same.
00:37:18I thought she's not the same.
00:37:20We were dead.
00:39:00What do you want to do, woman?
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:40:33I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:25She...
00:41:35Shit.
00:42:05Shit.
00:42:35Shit.
00:42:36Shit.
00:42:37Shit.
00:42:38Shit.
00:42:39Shit.
00:42:39Shit.
00:42:40Shit.
00:42:41Shit.
00:42:42Shit.
00:42:43Shit.
00:42:44Shit.
00:42:45Shit.
00:42:46I'll be right back.
00:42:47Shit.
00:42:48Shit.
00:42:49Shit.
00:42:50Shit.
00:42:51Bill.
00:42:52I love you guys.
00:42:53All right.
00:42:54You're welcome.
00:42:55Tell us about that today.
00:42:56Hey.
00:42:57Eric.
00:42:58Hey, Eric. Thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time?
00:43:14We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:20Love for a friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne. XOXO.
00:43:30When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:37I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:51I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:01Clearly not.
00:44:05I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:14I do.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:44I will! I will! I will! I will! I will!
00:44:56I will! I will! I will! I will! I will! I will!
00:45:09Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert. Or both! Thoughts?
00:45:15Please don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:45No.
00:46:00Sit your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:08Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:10Oh my God.
00:46:15Hello!
00:46:28Did you uh, get my messages?
00:46:33You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:35I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:40Sure.
00:46:41Thanks.
00:46:45Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:13You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:16Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna wanna see you again.
00:47:19Ever.
00:47:20Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:31Effective now.
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:35What?
00:47:36Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:42Oh my god.
00:47:48Why would she do this?
00:47:51Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true.
00:47:55This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:01But you never speak to me again.
00:48:02But you never speak to me again.
00:48:04So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:07Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:11It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:13It's already in the trades.
00:48:15You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:18Nobody will touch you.
00:48:20So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:23Asha?
00:48:24You bitch.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing?
00:48:28What are you...
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:30So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:46What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Good job, well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:56Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me.
00:49:07Don't speak to me.
00:49:08Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:21Or you are dead to him Ha Ñ‚.
00:49:23You are dead to me.
00:49:24You are dead to me.
00:49:26You are dead to me.
00:49:30Okay.
00:49:31Take your respect.
00:49:34Oh God.
00:54:37Oh my God.
00:54:39She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:05I'll scream.
00:55:17I'll scream.
00:55:17Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:18I'll scream.
00:55:19Leanne, I'm not gonna ruin your wedding. I promise, Beth. Okay?
00:55:28You and Asher are... you're a great couple. He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away? I'll move. I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:43Please, Beth, don't hurt me. Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne. But you've gotta go.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne. But you've gotta go.
00:56:06Come on! No!
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:10No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:18No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:22No!
00:56:24No!
00:56:28No!
00:56:30No!
00:56:32No!
00:56:34No!
00:56:40No!
00:56:50No!
00:56:52No!
00:56:53Okay!
00:56:54Don't bother.
00:57:23That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:37and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:39and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:55Oh, and by the way,
00:57:57you're fired!
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:03Toodles!
00:58:05Toodles!
00:58:07Toodles!
00:58:09Toodles!
00:58:11Toodles!
00:58:13Toodles!
00:58:15Toodles!
00:58:17Toodles!
00:58:19Toodles!
00:58:21Toodles!
00:58:23Toodles!
00:58:25Toodles!
00:58:27Toodles!
00:58:29Toodles!
00:58:31I don't know.
00:59:01I don't know.
00:59:31I don't know.
00:59:33I don't know.
00:59:43Dearly beloved
01:00:12We're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:21Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:28Stop.
01:00:32What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:36Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:40Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:06No, no, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:15Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:32Get off me!
01:01:33I'll kill you. I won't kill you!
01:01:40Don't...
01:01:41Get off me! Get off me!
01:01:43Get off me! Get off me!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:51I...
01:01:51Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:53Ask for it, I'll give you a lot of you, honey, Clyde!
01:01:56Oh...
01:01:57Oh...
01:01:58Hey.
01:01:59You okay?
01:02:01Yeah, I think so.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07God.
01:02:08Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:14Yeah.
01:02:15I think so.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:19God.
01:02:20Someone grab a chair.
01:02:22Hey.
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:24Wake up, babe.
01:02:25Baby, wake up.
01:02:26Hey.
01:02:27Hey.
01:02:28Wake up, babe.
01:02:29Baby, wake up.
01:02:30Baby.
01:02:31Hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:37Asher.
01:02:38Yes, it's me.
01:02:39And it's all over.
01:02:41I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:42I'm...
01:02:43I'm more sorry.
01:02:44You saved me.
01:02:45You're my hero.
01:02:46I'm...
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm...
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:52You're my hero.
01:02:58I'm sure I love you.
01:03:00I love you, Leanne.
01:03:03Let me help you.
01:03:04Come on.
01:03:05Uh, but...
01:03:06Before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.