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Guy Profits From Getting Slapped _ @DramatizeMe
😲💸 Ever wondered if you could turn an embarrassing moment into BIG profits? Join us in this jaw-dropping episode where our protagonist discovers the secret to capitalizing on being slapped! 😱 From hilarious slap challenges to securing lucrative deals, watch as he navigates the ups and downs of this outrageous journey. 🌀✨ Can one slap change his fortune forever? Don’t miss the unexpected twists and impactful lessons along the way! Hit that "LIKE" button if you enjoyed the slap-tastic fun, and **SUBSCRIBE** for more outrageous stories by @DramatizeMe. Share in the comments - would YOU profit from a slap? 🤔🔥
Guy Profits From Getting Slapped _ @DramatizeMe
😲💸 Ever wondered if you could turn an embarrassing moment into BIG profits? Join us in this jaw-dropping episode where our protagonist discovers the secret to capitalizing on being slapped! 😱 From hilarious slap challenges to securing lucrative deals, watch as he navigates the ups and downs of this outrageous journey. 🌀✨ Can one slap change his fortune forever? Don’t miss the unexpected twists and impactful lessons along the way! Hit that "LIKE" button if you enjoyed the slap-tastic fun, and **SUBSCRIBE** for more outrageous stories by @DramatizeMe. Share in the comments - would YOU profit from a slap? 🤔🔥
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00:00Hey.
00:08Hey!
00:10Leave him alone.
00:12Well, I paid for it, so it's fair.
00:15Okay.
00:16Now I'm paying you. Get out of here.
00:19Hello.
00:21Well, thank you, ma'am.
00:25Thank you, ma'am, but this is how I make my money. It's okay.
00:28Tell me, why are you charging so little for this?
00:31Well, ma'am, a buck ain't cheap to me.
00:37Looks like I have an offer for you.
00:44What do I have to do?
00:52I'd like to introduce you to your new colleague, Lucas.
00:56So, if you need to relieve your stress, Lucas will be glad to help you.
01:02From now on, he's all yours from ten to eight.
01:07Who wants to be the first to try?
01:10Maybe you, Steve?
01:11I know that you had a tough meeting today.
01:15Hm?
01:19Uh...
01:21Yeah, uh...
01:23Helen, is this some kind of joke?
01:25No, Lucas has signed a contract with our company.
01:28Right.
01:29Uh...
01:30So I can... I can just...
01:31Yeah.
01:32Don't worry, sir.
01:33Just do it.
01:42I feel pretty damn good.
01:47You're welcome.
01:49So, welcome to our family, Lucas.
01:56That's how I became a respected person.
01:59Everyone in the office knew and liked me.
02:02I was finally happy and making the world a better place.
02:08Hey, Courtney.
02:09I'm so mad at my client.
02:12He's ruined my morning.
02:14How are you doing, Lucas?
02:15Oh, I'm just fine.
02:17Lunch with her and me?
02:18Yeah, sure.
02:19See you.
02:20See you.
02:30Oh, hi.
02:34The world finally started smiling at me and I met her.
02:36My Phoebe.
02:41I'm so sorry.
02:46Uh...
02:48Do you work here?
02:49No, no. I'm sorry.
02:51Well, then, um...
02:54Professional addicts can't keep me from asking you to dinner.
02:58Me?
02:59Yeah.
03:00Well, um...
03:03I don't know.
03:05How do I find you?
03:10Um...
03:14Um...
03:16What?
03:18Um...
03:19Oh, um...
03:21I'm Lucas, by the way.
03:30Uh...
03:33You're quite reckless.
03:36Yeah.
03:41I was finally happy.
03:42Everything was going right.
03:43But I didn't know then that this meeting would change me.
03:46Am I furious?
03:47I'm glad to see you.
03:48Uh...
03:49What the heck?
03:50Are you kidding me?
03:51No, no, no.
03:52I don't know what came over me, uh...
03:53Right.
03:54Right.
03:55Right.
03:56Uh...
03:57Uh...
03:58I'm sorry.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00I'm a little out of shape.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Yeah, you are.
04:03Very out of shape.
04:04You need to take care of yourself.
04:05We need you in the morning.
04:06I need you in the morning.
04:07I need you in the morning.
04:08Mmmmm.
04:09Um, God.
04:10I never had potty.
04:11Oh, God.
04:12I never had potty.
04:14I'm sorry.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:16I'm sorry.
04:17I'm sorry.
04:18I'm sorry.
04:19I'm a little out of shape.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Yeah, you are.
04:22Very out of shape.
04:23You need to take care of yourself.
04:24We need you in the morning.
04:25I need you in the morning.
04:26Mmm, God, I never had pasta this good.
04:40I once lived with an Italian guy for a month, and he told me his grandmother's recipe.
04:46Wow, you have such an interesting life.
04:49Oh.
04:56Can I ask a personal question?
05:01Yes, please.
05:02I really like you, but...
05:05But what?
05:08What's wrong with your face? It's always...
05:11Well, that's a very interesting question.
05:15You know, I like extreme sports.
05:20Cool.
05:22Um...
05:25Oh, you have get so late?
05:28No.
05:29Uh, maybe the neighbor needs something.
05:32Wait a minute.
05:33Just...
05:34Okay.
05:37Steve, what are you doing here?
05:41You know, man, I've been working overtime, and I freaking hate it.
05:50So, you're gonna help me out with this, buddy?
05:53Hey, I'm not at work right now, so let's do this tomorrow.
05:58Whoa.
05:59I don't think you understand.
06:05Overtime is normal practice around here.
06:10To which you're entitled.
06:13And you know, Lucas, they pay good money.
06:20Hey, I don't need this.
06:23Oh.
06:24But I do.
06:25Lucas!
06:26Lucas!
06:27What?
06:28What?
06:29What happened?
06:30That guy.
06:31You guys were talking for so long.
06:43I came out, and so he knocked you out, and he didn't stop.
06:50And this money, you said, it was for the job.
06:54He was so scared.
06:56We have to call the police.
06:58No.
06:59No.
07:00No.
07:01No.
07:02It's okay.
07:03What do you mean, it's okay?
07:05It's my job.
07:11And then I told her everything from the beginning.
07:16She was shocked.
07:18Phoebe said she didn't want to see me until I quit.
07:21I quit.
07:22Okay.
07:23That's it?
07:24I thought it would be harder.
07:28So, what do I have to do?
07:30Do I have to work my two-week notice, or what?
07:34No, you have to pay penalty.
07:35If I remember correctly, three million dollars.
07:36Let's check.
07:37Wait, what?
07:38Yeah.
07:39Chapter three, paragraph six.
07:40It's in your contract that you read and signed.
07:41That's it.
07:42That's it.
07:43I thought it would be harder.
07:44So, what do I have to do?
07:46Do I have to work my two-week notice, or what?
07:49No, you have to pay penalty.
07:53If I remember correctly, three million dollars.
07:56Let's check.
07:57Wait, what?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Chapter three, paragraph six.
08:04It's in your contract that you read and signed.
08:09And besides, your contract is valid till the end of your life, darling.
08:14Yes.
08:15You should have read it more carefully.
08:18You can't do that.
08:20I didn't know.
08:22Where am I going to get that kind of money?
08:25This is business, Lucas.
08:27Now we'll get back to work.
08:30Looks like Courtney's having a bad day.
08:33She needs therapy.
08:47Hey, sir.
08:48Can you spare some money for a food, please?
08:51Do you want to earn some money?
08:54Yeah, sure.
08:55Anything you want.
08:56I'll slap you in the face.
08:57Easy.
08:58Go ahead.
09:00I have a proposition for your body.
09:01I have a proposition for your body.
09:05Would a replacement work?
09:06I beg your pardon?
09:07I've found a replacement.
09:08He can do the job for half the money.
09:22He can do the job for half the money.
09:25Would a replacement work?
09:31I beg your pardon.
09:32I found a replacement.
09:34He can do the job for half the money.
09:39Mister, can you please give us a couple of minutes?
09:43Oh, yeah, sure.
09:44So, it looks like you got it right?
09:57What?
10:15So, you used to be...
10:17Not just me.
10:19Steve, Courtney.
10:20And we were able to get out of that.
10:23And you did, too.
10:25Lucas, happiness always has a slight flavor of someone's self's misery.
10:34That is how the world works.
10:37And you cannot change it.
10:39So, just get used to it.
10:40Taste of happiness always has a slight flavor of someone else's misery.
10:48Yes.
10:49At first, you'll feel a little sick.
10:52It's your conscience.
10:54And candies can help with it.
11:01But it will not last forever.
11:04It will pass in about two weeks.
11:06So, congrats on your new position.
11:12No more slaps for you.
11:18Pass me this black file, please.
11:26This is your new contract.
11:28Please read it carefully this time, okay?
11:31Hope to hear from you by the end of the day.
11:36And we'll go.
11:49Phoebe, don't hang up, honey.
12:10I quit my job.
12:13Yes, just like you asked.
12:15I'm not going to let them to humiliate me anymore.
12:19Let's have dinner.
12:22Tonight?
12:23Great.
12:25See you.
12:26Kisses.
12:49Kisses.
12:50Kisses.
12:51Kisses.
12:52Kisses.
12:53Kisses.
12:54Kisses.
12:55Kisses.
12:56Kisses.
12:57Kisses.
12:58Kisses.
12:59Kisses.
13:00Kisses.
13:01Kisses.
13:02Kisses.
13:03Kisses.
13:04Kisses.
13:05Kisses.
13:06Kisses.
13:07Kisses.
13:08Kisses.
13:09Kisses.
13:10Kisses.
13:11Kisses.
13:12You