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00:00Welcome to the 31st annual Car Olympics. Today's car sports include soccer
00:11And my favorite hot dog the car has one minute to eat all these hot dogs. Let's see if he can do it
00:23That's a new world record under six seconds. He ate all the hot dogs
00:27Good job our next sport and the most difficult one for car is chess their engines struggle a little bit the process plays
00:36Your move
00:39Wow that was very smart. Well, I bet you didn't see this coming
00:45Ha I beat you. I'm the last man standing
00:49The cars are such sore losers man at least when a speaker loses in chess
00:58It doesn't throw a fit our third event is cycling which cars have tires bikes have tires. It's a great combo. It's basic math
01:08Wow, he was so close to getting on it
01:10He was almost like Lance Armstrong did I think he forgot the steroids our fourth event is carpool and in case you're ignorant cars play pool with hot dogs
01:20Wow, I did not see that coming
01:25No, whoa, not not the door shot that move hasn't been used since the 80s and it's illegal because it's so dangerous. I have a point
01:37Good move good move bet he didn't see this one
01:41I wonder what he's gonna do this time ready has a lot of tricks up his sleeve wonder what he's gonna pull
01:49Why didn't I see that coming of course did he just knocked out all the balls at the scent?
01:54flawless and
01:56Bowl
02:00Too bad. He's terrible and can't aim at all because he doesn't have eyes. That's a gutter ball
02:05How the hell did you get into your car Olympics next next one you guys take care?
02:09It's two balls for free
02:11next one
02:13Shut up, you only get two balls when you're not a loser
02:17Very strategic play there only hit one pin. I think he forgot to calculate with the flat earth
02:31He probably you know thought the world was round because of public school education
02:33Oh
02:38Wow trying to take out his rage on the camera man
02:43You don't be attacking the camera man just because you got a gutter ball doesn't mean it's his fault go back go
02:50Cars are like monkeys geez I think they'd be tamer the car seem to have an update seem to be a little off their their bolts now
02:57For its final attempt the blue car is gonna give it one last go. Let's see if it can pull it together here
03:03You
03:05You
03:07Guys
03:09Red
03:11Break it up. Hey stop right there. Stop apologize
03:16You apologize
03:19All right, let's go to your corner. There's clearly some beef between these cars
03:23I think it's time we move on to Olympic car boxing. You know the red car is the favorite here
03:28He is has way more subscribers than the blue car and that does equate to more muscle
03:33Let's see what's gonna happen here. All right guys. I want a clean fight between the two of you. No cheap shots
03:38Keep it above the belt. All right
03:43Wow a light tap is enough to hurt the blue car. Wow
03:47Oh
03:52That's a nice shot
03:54He just hit the blue with the left hook. How's blue gonna respond? Oh with the righty. What is gonna happen next?
04:00Oh
04:01Wow, I did not see that was coming either. Oh, are they going for a double hit?
04:06Oh
04:08Great red back down at the last moment. All right round one over that's wrong one. How are you feeling red car?
04:14I feel like I got a couple good solid punches. Yeah, you think you can you know last another round you got the stamina?
04:20Blue car, how you feeling? You think you got enough stamina for the next round?
04:24Wow, wow, he's really getting hydrated in between these rounds. Looks like he's preparing for an all-out KO war. All right, begin
04:30Hmm
04:48Blue taps and red is the winner!
04:51What are you gonna do with the prize money?
04:53Nice, nice
04:54All right, enjoy yourself red
04:56Our next sport is shuffleboard and look at this pretty drone shot. Wow completely missed. What a loser
05:04It's on the line, but we will count it. Hey, we'll count it 30. Hey, good job. Thank you. I don't want to run you ever
05:10Okay, wow shot. Mr. Beast here comes a blue car for the shot of redemption. Let's see if you can pull it through here
05:18Hey
05:2075
05:2175
05:22Dang right, I got 75. You suck. Your flames are terrible
05:28Big fat zero
05:30Good sportsmanship
05:31Hey, 30
05:41You touched me. That's a salt. That's what you get. Don't sue me, please. Sueing. My assault is a serious issue. And finally, the sport you've all been waiting for, Dodgeball.
06:02Big fat zero
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06:31Looks like everybody's trapping Moisture Boy in a circle for literally no reason other
06:48than to screw him, right?
06:56Unboxed in!
07:01Apparently cars are stupid and popped all the soccer balls, so we had no other choice
07:06but to play tag.
07:07We're playing tag!
07:08The silver car of the Durango is it first.
07:11If the silver car touches you, you're it.
07:23Mr. Beast looks like a kid in a candy store right now, quite happy.
07:31Mr. Beast tore down the wall.
07:38Who cares if they're-
07:39He said take down this wall.
07:41He teared it down again!
07:43It's almost like he hates the wall.
07:45Oh, blue car is now it, even though a lot of cars are blue, we're just gonna keep that
07:50up there.
07:51And other blue cars now.
07:53Look at this stupid station wagon like a duck.
07:57Oh, the ball just went over the car.
07:59What an idiot.
08:00Oh, red is on the offensive.
08:01What are they trying to pull?
08:02They are pulling- oh, what a great pass there by Mr. Beast coming in.
08:07Oh, hits the crossbar.
08:08Blue is just sitting there like an idiot.
08:10Oh, red is on the offensive.
08:12What are they trying to pull?
08:13Blue, what are you doing?
08:14Blue, what are you doing?
08:15You idiot.
08:16All right, now it's 1-0.
08:17Cars coming in.
08:18The station wagon is coming in strong here.
08:19That was a solid hit off the start.
08:20But Mr. Beast in his red truck says no way, nah-uh.
08:23But the blue car here carrying it in.
08:24He's carrying the ball.
08:25How did the rest not notice that?
08:26Can he do that?
08:27I don't think so.
08:28Cars do not have hands.
08:29They are pulling.
08:30Oh, what a great pass there by Mr. Beast coming in.
08:31Oh, hits the crossbar.
08:32Blue is just sitting there like an idiot.
08:33Oh, and blue assisted red on a goal.
08:34Blue, what are you doing, you idiot?
08:35All right, now it's 1-0.
08:36Uh-huh.
08:37But the blue car here carrying it in.
08:38He's carrying the ball.
08:39How did the rest not notice that?
08:40Can he do that?
08:41I don't think so.
08:42Cars do not have hands though, so it was not a handball.
08:47Whoa, what was that?
08:48That was a lot of force.
08:49What a power hit there.
08:51Oh, here it is.
08:52Red is asserting his testosterone on that ball.
08:54He said, I don't care about your stupid sport.
08:57I'm going to pop the ball.
08:59There seems to be a fight going on over the ball.
09:02What is this?
09:04It looks like they're making a break with the ball.
09:06Does this still count?
09:07Is this, is this rules?
09:10Oh my goodness, Musherboy ran right out of his shoes.
09:15The red team has won.
09:17So we just won a million dollars, right?
09:19Uh, yeah, sure.
09:20That's the number you want to go with.
09:22Wait, what?
09:23You don't have a million dollars?
09:25No, this was just an exposition game.
09:27You're not going to give us our million dollars?
09:28Screw your little arena.
09:30That's not cool, man.
09:31I worked hard on this arena.
09:32Your last chance.
09:33Do you have a million dollars?
09:35No, I do not.
09:36Everyone!
09:37Screw it up!
10:03I'm sorry!
10:04I'm sorry!
10:05I'm sorry!
10:06I'm sorry!
10:07I'm sorry!
10:09I'm sorry!
10:10I'm sorry!
10:11I'm sorry!
10:14I'm sorry!
10:15I'm sorry!
10:17I'm sorry!
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10:31Normal shirts sold online are unbearable.
10:33You know, you just want funny shirts to wear.
10:35Watch.
10:36Honk if this is funny!
10:37I'm telling you guys, it's not a coincidence.
10:42If a car thinks it's funny, it's clearly funny.
10:45Here you go, viewers.
10:46Let's go.
10:47Go!
11:16Three, two, one.
11:36All right, you're dropping your back shoulder.
11:56Keep the elbow up.
11:57Come on, man.
11:58You've changed your whole life for this, okay?
11:59Keep your eye on the ball and try to put it in play.
12:01That's all we're asking for, man.
12:02It's tied up.
12:03You got this.
12:04Look at that.
12:05He's so nervous.
12:06I know.
12:07Right, man?
12:08Wee!
12:09Double!
12:10Again.
12:11You got two strikes.
12:12Better not strike out.
12:13You're getting the crappy oil next time you get an oil change.
12:18Ball!
12:19Ball!
12:20And you're out!
12:21Oh, man.
12:22What is that sound?
12:23Did you hit a spray paint can?
12:24You did!
12:25You hit a spray paint can!
12:27Hold on.
12:28He's crying.
12:29Dude, you struck out.
12:31You watched the pitch.
12:32Stop crying.
12:35Home run.
12:36Humans win.
12:37And that is it for this year's Car Olympics.
12:39I thought it was pretty great.
12:40I thought it was terrible, but my opinion doesn't matter.