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Hold your noses and brace for laughs—it's diaper duty gone wild in “Dirty Rotten Diapers”!
In this hilarious episode of Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (S2E38), the team dives into one of their most bizarre cases yet when a wave of baby-related crimes hits the city. But these aren't ordinary babies… something strange is going on beneath those bonnets and bibs!

When a gang of crooks uses baby disguises to pull off their latest heists, it's up to Chip, Dale, Gadget, Monterey Jack, and Zipper to get to the bottom of the diaper disaster. Full of slapstick humour, clever traps, and high-stakes baby chases, this episode is a fan-favorite for a reason!

Will the Rescue Rangers crack the case, or will the criminals give them the slip—pacifier and all?
Watch now for non-stop cartoon chaos, classic 90s charm, and the kind of imaginative storytelling that makes this series unforgettable!

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00:00Sometimes, some crimes, go slipping through the cracks
00:11But these two, dumb shoes, are picking up the slack
00:17There's no case too big, no case too small
00:21When you need help, just call Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:25Rescue Rangers, Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:28When there's danger, no, no, it never fails
00:31Because once they're involved, somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
00:36Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:38Rescue Rangers, Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:41When there's danger, no, no, it never fails
00:44They'll take the move and find the whales and whys and who
00:49Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:51Rescue Rangers, Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:54When there's danger, Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:58Oh, what a taste
01:03Yeah, we sure want those bad guys
01:06Too right we did
01:08And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it
01:11How can you say that, Monty?
01:13Easy, me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt
01:16Golly!
01:17From the looks of you guys, it's hard to tell who won and who lost
01:20All this violence is getting out of hand
01:23But...
01:24We Rangers need to find a kinder, gentler approach to stopping crime
01:28I don't know, love
01:30That would take all the fun out of fighting
01:33Watch the shoulder, Pally
01:36Yes!
01:37But fighting shouldn't be fun, Monty
01:39It should be a last resort
01:41Oh, I get it
01:43Sort of like a secret weapon, eh, Zipper?
01:48Well, what do you say, guys?
01:50Could we give it a try?
01:51Why not?
01:52Couldn't hurt
01:53Oh, Chip
01:54I knew you'd see it my way
01:56Me too
01:57I see it your way too, Gadget
01:58Since when?
01:59Since now
02:00Well, forget it
02:01You don't know a blunt nickel about kinder and gentler
02:03I do too
02:04Do not
02:05Do too
02:06Do not
02:07Do too
02:08Do not
02:09Do too
02:10Oh, yeah
02:11Yeah
02:12Why you
02:13Maybe what we need is a little practice
02:17Maybe what we need is a little practice
02:20Hey, hurry up
02:21Stop it
02:22Alright
02:23Come on
02:24But I don't get it, Gadget
02:25What kind of big crimes are gonna happen in the park?
02:28That's the point, Dale
02:29We're going to practice being kinder and gentler on little crimes
02:32And then work our way up
02:34Hey, that guy is littering
02:45Yeah
02:46And littering's against the law
02:48Too right it is
02:49I'll trash that little bug
02:51Hold it, Monty
02:52Monty
02:53We're here to practice non-violent means of solving crimes, remember?
02:57Oh, right
02:58Party pooper
02:59Now then
03:00Can anyone think of a civilized way of stopping him?
03:06Nope
03:07Sorry, love
03:08Guess I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way
03:10Wait a minute
03:11I have an idea
03:12Something tells me my glory days are numbered
03:15Something tells me my glory days are numbered
03:22Okay, Zipper
03:23Letter check
03:24Better point
03:34Better point
03:35Oh
03:36Garg
03:37Terrible mess
03:38Oh no
03:41Well done, Chip
03:42You were imaginative, resourceful, and best of all
03:45You didn't hurt anyone
03:47You get a gold star
03:48I can't believe it
03:57Chip's got five stars and we've got nothing but big fat zeros
04:02Not to worry, Paley
04:04We'll even up the score
04:06In fact, we can start with that robbery below
04:09Looks like we've got our biggest test coming up, guys
04:12Kinder and gentler, Rangers
04:14Away
04:21So Dale
04:22Have any non-violent plans to stop these crooks?
04:25I'll think of a gentle way if I have to beat my head against the wall
04:29What about you, Monterey?
04:30Me?
04:31Sure
04:32I've always got a plan
04:33We'll rush em
04:34Then crush em
04:35And when we've got em
04:37Beg it for mercy
04:38Oops
04:39What can I say
04:40Growing up around kangaroos makes ya kinda punchy
04:43Don't worry, Rangers
04:44I've got another brilliant idea
04:53Now let's see those crooks get away
04:55Gosh, Chip
04:56You're practically pacifist perfect
04:58Thank you, Gadget
04:59I think
05:00See, Dale
05:01This new approach is easy if you just use your head
05:04Of course, that does give you a handicap
05:07I'll show you a handicap
05:09Look, Monrovia
05:12I stole the keys to their car, too
05:14Ain't I smart?
05:16Not as smart as I am
05:18I've already got it packed and ready to go
05:21Nothing like a family vacation
05:24Without the family
05:26Nope
05:27No
05:36So much for using your hand, Chip
05:37Why you
05:38Not now, guys
05:40We've got company
05:44Golly, this is terrible
05:45They're about to find out that they've been
05:47robbed
05:48Robbed?
05:49Oh, Harold
05:50Everything's gone
05:51Even our refrigerator
05:53Refrigerator, what'll we do? We can't afford to replace all our things.
05:58I hate to say it, Alice, but I'm afraid we'll have to give up the baby.
06:01Our precious baby? No!
06:04It's for his own good, Alice. You're wiped out. We can't afford to give him a good home anymore.
06:09Crikey! I've heard of disposable diapers. Where do you think they'll take him?
06:14I don't know, but this looks like a job for the rescue rangers. Let's go!
06:17We have to give back the baby we adopted. See, we've lost everything we owned.
06:24Oh no, not again. That poor baby has the worst luck.
06:29You mean these robberies have happened before?
06:31Eh, once or twice, perhaps. They seem to be exact.
06:36Quiet, Pomona.
06:37Say, there's something kind of familiar about those two.
06:41I know, they're the robbers.
06:43You're right, Dale. They must be using that poor little baby in some sort of burglary scam.
06:48We've got to save that baby and make sure his next family doesn't get robbed, too.
06:58Come on, dear. Let's go home with our new baby.
07:02Wake up!
07:04Wait up! I didn't touch the chase!
07:07Shh! The new parents!
07:09Take good care of baby Thaddeus.
07:12Oh, don't worry. I intend to give this child everything I never had.
07:17I'm sure you will.
07:28Good night, darling Kim. Sleep tighty-whiny.
07:33And don't let the crib bugs bite you.
07:34Ah, this looks like the perfect new home for baby Thaddeus.
07:52I couldn't agree more. Now, can we go fight some real crimes?
07:55We will be.
07:57I have a feeling those crooks from the adoption agency will be here soon.
08:00In the meantime, we'd better keep an eye on baby so he doesn't hurt himself.
08:08We've got to stop him! He'll make himself sick!
08:25It's too late! He is sick! He's rabid!
08:28He's mad! Mad baby! Mad baby!
08:30It's only shaving cream, you big dummy!
08:33How do you know that, Mr. Smarty Pants?
08:35Because he's about to shave!
08:37Shave?
08:39We've got to stop him before he cuts himself!
08:42Okay, Dale! Go for it!
08:46Nice baby! Good baby!
08:48Give Uncle Chipper the nasty old razor!
08:50Why, that little chip!
08:55I'm surprised at you!
08:57He's only a baby!
08:59Tsk, tsk, tsk, Chipper!
09:01No stars for you this time!
09:02You have a better idea?
09:04As a matter of fact,
09:06I have a special neck when it comes to children.
09:09Give me a lift.
09:10We've got to save Dale!
09:23That baby thinks he's a plaything!
09:25We better hurry!
09:33Don't worry, Dale!
09:34We'll have you out of there in no time!
09:36Don't worry, guys!
09:43As long as he doesn't figure out how to turn on the furnace, we're safe!
09:48Too bad baby's a fast learner!
09:53Looks like we're chipmunks roasting on an open fire!
09:56Look on the bright side, guys!
10:03Mommy's losing weight!
10:05Get it, love!
10:06A little less cheeriness!
10:08A little more speed!
10:10I'm trying!
10:12Mind if I give an assist?
10:13Be my guest!
10:24It's just a heater, love!
10:25Violence doesn't care!
10:27Come on!
10:28Let's get out of here before baby finds the air conditioning switch next!
10:31There he goes!
10:35After him!
10:38Wait a minute!
10:39I'm a rescue ranger!
10:40Not a bloomin' babysitter!
10:42Monterey!
10:43Being a rescue ranger is more than just exciting, harrowing, narrow escapes and outrageous fights to the bitter end!
10:50Since when?
10:51Oh no!
10:52Look!
10:53Yikes!
10:54Baby's in trouble again!
10:55Hold your shirts, ladies!
10:57Last time he trashed us, remember?
11:00Monterey's what?
11:01How can we get that baby back to his crib without dragging him by his diaper?
11:05Maybe if we get his attention he'll follow us back to the nursery!
11:08Come on, Dale!
11:08I have an idea!
11:10We'll keep an eye on the kid!
11:11This should get his attention!
11:13That!
11:13Or a spot on the gong show!
11:15Down here!
11:16Hey, you're plugged in on!
11:20It's working!
11:30Ouch!
11:32Now I know how a cracked walnut feels!
11:35Hey, hey, hey!
11:37What are you doing?
11:38Hehehehe!
11:44Patience!
11:45Patience, everyone!
11:47The baby's probably going through his terrible tits!
11:51I vote we keep the brat from ever reaching free!
11:56See, that wasn't so bad, guys!
11:58We got clean, dried, and look!
12:00No water spots!
12:02Gadget, love, I think you've kindly, gently, flipped your lid!
12:08I quit this case!
12:12Forget it, Zipper!
12:14I don't care if the baby is playing with a gun!
12:17A gun!
12:22Yo, Goyles!
12:23Darius here!
12:24Sorry I took so long to call,
12:27but I had a little rodent problem.
12:29I staked out this joint that's loaded with goodies!
12:32A bike-less paradise!
12:34Whoa!
12:35Something about this kid stinks!
12:37And I don't mean his diaper!
12:40He's nothing but a pint-sized crook!
12:43No wonder all the homes he's been placed in have been robbed!
12:45Let's put that kid behind bars!
12:48And I don't mean his crib!
12:49No!
12:50Can't you see?
12:51This is our biggest test yet!
12:53We've got to stop him and those other crooks
12:55without resorting to fisticuffs!
12:57Give us a break, love!
12:59Dandy would want to take a swing at this gig!
13:01Guys, you promised!
13:03There's got to be a kinder...
13:05Wee-oh!
13:06Wee-oh!
13:09But thinking, Zipper, let's wake up the parents!
13:12They'll hear the crooks and call the police!
13:14Hey, hey!
13:18Sleepin' beauty!
13:19Wake up!
13:20The baby's stealing your blind!
13:22This is going to take a group effort, mates!
13:25Hello!
13:26Wake up!
13:27Horrible!
13:28What?
13:29What was that?
13:32Did you hear the baby?
13:35I'll go check here.
13:37I've got to split my mobile.
13:39You and Pomona just get over here fast!
13:49Look at him.
13:50He's daddy's little slugger.
13:53Any other bright ideas?
13:59I might have one.
14:00Let's trip.
14:01The bird's not alone.
14:02Good thinking, Chip.
14:04Go for it, Zipper.
14:04Hi-oh!
14:12So much for calling the police.
14:15That counterfeit kid has thought of everything.
14:17Maybe not.
14:18Follow me.
14:23Ah, Sergeant Spinelli speakin'.
14:26Hello?
14:31I don't think he understands Chipmunk.
14:34Or even Mouseese.
14:36Hey, that sounded like a lock bein' picked.
14:41Hiya, boss.
14:42Ready to loop this locker?
14:44Yeah.
14:45But, voice, let's do somethin' about my rodent problem.
14:48What up, Chase?
14:55Yeah.
14:56We sure got our britches blistered by that little blider.
15:00Well, I say we kindly go back to that house, gently go inside, then drag that baby out by
15:07his dirty, rotten diapers.
15:10Gadget!
15:11I've had it!
15:12No more wimping out!
15:14Let's shake that baby till he rattles!
15:16Wait, wait, I've got a better plan.
15:18Let's expose that phony adoption agency to the police.
15:22Marty, get the ranger wing ready.
15:24Zipper, Dale, get some strong twine.
15:26To tie up the baby?
15:28No, to tie down Gadget.
15:30I think she's blown a dashkit.
15:31Let's go see what they're up to, then put it on our business.
15:49Goyles, we're closin' down this operation.
15:52Uh-oh.
15:53They beat us to the punch.
15:54But look at all the great stuff we stole.
15:57VCRs, stereos, dress-on, nails.
16:01Why stop a good thing?
16:03Because I got a better thing.
16:05This is an article about the richest couple in town.
16:09The richest childless couple.
16:11Till now.
16:12But, uh, I thought we was givin' up the baby racket.
16:16I said we was givin' up the adoption racket.
16:20These folks is goin' to find a free gift on their doorstep.
16:25Me.
16:26And, if we pull off this haul, we're set for life, Goyles.
16:33To the Hancock Estate.
16:35Special delivery.
16:38Pryki, Burglar Baby and his babes have sure up their ante.
16:42Yeah, we've got to stop them before they loot that mansion.
16:45Come on.
16:46Grr.
16:47He's about to meet his worst nightmare.
16:58Okay, Zipper.
16:59Do your thing.
17:03Good luck, Mikes.
17:07What's this?
17:11Look what someone's left on our doorstep, dear.
17:14Please give these pet chipmunks a good home.
17:19Your children will love them.
17:21But we don't own any children, dear.
17:23Please take good care of baby Thaddeus.
17:34He deserves a home like yours.
17:36But we can't keep him, dear.
17:38An abandoned child is a matter for the police.
17:40Thaddeus.
17:41Dad.
17:42Did you hear that?
17:49He called me Dada.
17:51Oh, can't we keep him for a little while?
17:53Well, I suppose.
17:56Oh, I just knew this nursery would come in handy someday.
18:03Here, Thaddeus.
18:04You play with your little chipmunks like a good teeny-weeny little boy.
18:08Where is he?
18:21Let me at him.
18:22Will somebody hose her down?
18:24We've got to notify the police.
18:26Yeah, about our assaulting battery.
18:28Move it, please.
18:29Let's pull the rug out from under him.
18:45Enough, Mr. Nice Guy.
18:48I say we do it Digit's way.
18:50What do you suggest, love?
18:52Trash the brat!
18:55All right!
18:56Monrovia, Pomona, we've hit the jackpot.
19:02Make like your nylons and run over here.
19:04Baby Thaddeus, here comes Mama with Dickin.
19:12There you are, my little precious.
19:15Is baby hungry?
19:17I bought you gourmet baby food.
19:19Let's try the pureed liver, shall we?
19:24Psss!
19:26There's the signal.
19:39Time for Operation Brand Buster.
19:43Light the retro rockets.
19:49Good luck, love.
19:50Go trip the burglar along, pally.
19:59Open right for Mama!
20:01Battle!
20:03You dirty rat!
20:07Burglary in progress.
20:08524, Hancock Place.
20:11Don't say the boss started doing without us.
20:29Let's go help.
20:30This place must be loaded with microwaves and mascara.
20:35Look out, Goyles!
20:36Go, go, go, go, go.
20:43My baby!
20:44My poor baby!
20:46Let go of me, you crazy dame!
20:50Somebody report a burglary.
20:53I did it!
20:53Take me to a nice safe cell, please!
20:56Before those sadistic rodents get me again!
20:59What a case.
21:07We showed him.
21:08Sorry your new approach didn't work out, Gadget.
21:10That's okay.
21:11Sometimes you just have to fight fire with fire.
21:15Or fireworks, anyway.
21:16Let's go celebrate.
21:18How about a visit to the wrestler's arena, love?
21:20I don't know, Monty.
21:21Something kinder and gentler might be better.
21:24Just what I had in mind.
21:26Today's feature match is the kinder Karate Kid versus the gentle giant.
21:32Perfect!

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