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00:00:00I thought today would be the happiest day of my life, but instead, it's my darkest.
00:00:06Where's your group?
00:00:12Where's your group?
00:00:16Breast cancer.
00:00:18Late stages.
00:00:20You should...
00:00:21...notify your loved ones as soon as possible.
00:00:24I'm so sorry.
00:00:30David!
00:00:34What the fuck is going on? Do you want to tell me how the fuck she is?
00:00:36Get the fuck away from my fiancé!
00:00:50Fiancé?
00:00:51We've been together for five years. Three months ago, you proposed to me.
00:00:56If we ever booked our wedding venue, and now I've been diagnosed...
00:01:00...with cancer.
00:01:02You really are pathetic, aren't you?
00:01:05Oh, poor me, look, I have cancer!
00:01:10Did you really believe we would spend the rest of our days together?
00:01:15Actually, you weren't even my first choice.
00:01:18You've got cancer?
00:01:22Then go ahead and die.
00:01:26What?
00:01:32In three months, I'll be gone from this world.
00:01:34I refuse to drown in sorrow of heartbreak.
00:01:38I'll live recklessly for the rest of my life.
00:01:41I'll say goodbye to this world without any regrets.
00:01:45Are you ready to complete this wedding alone?
00:01:49Yes.
00:01:50God, please grant me the courage to finish this wedding alone.
00:02:01Marry me.
00:02:02Find the prince, and bring him back!
00:02:14Bring him back!
00:02:15Bring him back!
00:02:16Help me!
00:02:17Help me!
00:02:18Help me!
00:02:22Help me!
00:02:24Help me!
00:02:37I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:03:07I lost the prince, he's nowhere near Yoschchapel.
00:03:21Ashley, what are you doing here?
00:03:36Why stop, you stupid little bitch.
00:03:38Five years, David.
00:03:39Five years you spent together, and not once did you ever mention about leaving.
00:03:43Why didn't you tell me?
00:03:44Why?
00:03:45I'm running for office.
00:03:46If Vivian's dad can help me, you work in a cake shop.
00:03:52There's nothing you can ever do for me, except maybe embarrass me by being seen with you.
00:03:57Embarrass you?
00:03:58Oh, did I embarrass you when you spent all my savings on the cake shop?
00:04:03But, you know, since I'm feeling generous, I'll give you 10,000 from the wedding expenses.
00:04:10And 100 grand.
00:04:12100,000?
00:04:15You are crazy.
00:04:16Five years living together and you never paid rent, and you became a lawyer from my money
00:04:20just so you could climb the social ladder.
00:04:22You bitch!
00:04:24Every day you came home from that cake shop stinking like egg.
00:04:27Hey, do you know how hard it is to put up with that goddamn stench for five years?
00:04:34You know what?
00:04:36Take my goddamn money and rot in hell.
00:04:40No man will ever want you.
00:04:42I want her.
00:04:57Oh, how much did you pay for this clown gigolo?
00:05:09A wedding photo from earlier today.
00:05:14Insulting someone that once loved you, well, that's just pretty poor.
00:05:18Attacking a hard-working woman now that is nauseating.
00:05:23You're running for office.
00:05:25I pity the city.
00:05:28Who the hell are you to judge me?
00:05:31I'm a husband.
00:05:32And if you ever insult her again, you'll pay.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40You mark my words.
00:05:46He'll leave you too.
00:05:48He always does.
00:05:53Losing someone like that?
00:05:56It's actually a blessing in disguise.
00:06:02You're beautiful and you're kind.
00:06:05You deserve so much better.
00:06:07Don't bother trying to flatter me.
00:06:09I know who I am and I don't need to hear any more lies from men.
00:06:13Hey, I wasn't trying to flatter you.
00:06:17Thanks for startling earlier, but I don't need your help.
00:06:23I will repair-
00:06:24Don't bother!
00:06:26I swear.
00:06:37My list of wishes.
00:06:49One.
00:06:50I want to finish my wedding.
00:06:56Two.
00:06:58I want a vacation in London.
00:07:02Three.
00:07:03Stay in the most luxurious suite.
00:07:07Four.
00:07:08I want to spend one night with my hottest schoolboy.
00:07:11Hey!
00:07:12You've never heard of single privacy?
00:07:14Five.
00:07:15Eat the best cake in the world.
00:07:17Six.
00:07:18Meet the superstar.
00:07:21Maxwell.
00:07:22And seven.
00:07:23Get a tattoo.
00:07:25So these are your wishes.
00:07:29I can help make them come true.
00:07:32No fucking way.
00:07:33You can stay out.
00:07:34I noticed there were three more wishes on the other page.
00:07:45What are they?
00:07:47This is none of your business.
00:07:49Okay?
00:07:50So just get ready and go.
00:08:04The Queen requests your presence immediately.
00:08:22Running away won't solve anything.
00:08:29Experience a mind-altering hallucination.
00:08:33My ninth wish.
00:08:35To kill the one I hate the most.
00:08:40Ten.
00:08:41Find the most beautiful place to say goodbye to this life.
00:08:46Keep an eye on that girl.
00:08:48I want to make her dreams come true.
00:09:03How does Eve know I'm in London?
00:09:16how does he know i'm in london i believe your stepmother the queen told miss eve the queen
00:09:34knows you know i can't keep your whereabouts from the queen i said i'm staying in that suite
00:09:39what did this country pumpkin come from trying to compete i'm willing to pay double honey i think
00:09:50you've come to the wrong hotel people like you don't belong here well i think you belong in a
00:09:57mental hospital miss i noticed you have a black card in your wallet mercy it
00:10:04activate service code one immediately allow us to formally welcome you to our penthouse suite
00:10:14the executor service team how
00:10:20who is she i'm sorry miss eve but i cannot disclose our guest's identity she's dressed like a present
00:10:34i don't care but if you don't let me into that suite immediately my family's never going to
00:10:40patronize this place again that lady is our most esteemed guest and if you continue to be
00:10:44disrespectful i'll have to ask you to leave
00:10:46such a beautiful view
00:11:01such a beautiful view such a beautiful city it's a shame i won't be able to see it for much longer
00:11:22i wonder if anyone even care about me when i'm gone oh thank you
00:11:29i would like to hire the hottest call ball you have
00:11:36i would like to hire the hottest call ball you have
00:11:44it is my dying wish
00:11:59wow what a handsome call boy what
00:12:24how much have you had to drink
00:12:31hey hey stop here do you not even recognize me
00:12:49of course i do you're the most handsome call boy in london
00:12:56call boy
00:12:58i want to spend one night with the hottest call boy
00:13:04hey you did that
00:13:06what is it you don't want me either you think i smell like eggs don't you i'll go shower
00:13:12hey no here
00:13:19you're perfect i just want to make sure
00:13:25are you sure you want this
00:13:27can you speak the last handsome man in london
00:13:40i suppose i am
00:13:42i don't know
00:13:44i see another month
00:13:45get a V Estáfua in the comments
00:13:46i don't know
00:13:47thank you
00:13:48dear
00:13:50i'm
00:13:51thank you
00:13:53thank you
00:13:54thank you
00:13:55thank you
00:13:56that's really
00:13:57that's a really
00:13:59thank you
00:14:01thank you
00:14:03thank you
00:14:05thank you
00:14:07thank you
00:14:08thank you
00:14:09thank you
00:14:10thank you
00:14:11Hello there.
00:14:24Hi! I didn't expect you to be a callboy.
00:14:31What's so funny?
00:14:34I just hope you're not disappointed.
00:14:37Disappointed? No.
00:14:39No, no, I'll pay. Of course, I'll pay.
00:14:46Here's your payment.
00:14:48You help me. Let's just call it even.
00:14:51Even?
00:14:53And the card the hotel owner gave me said that only VIP guests could have it.
00:14:58How did you get it?
00:15:01A client gave it to me.
00:15:03A particularly over-possessive client who just won't say no for an answer.
00:15:08Oh. So that's why those men were after you.
00:15:11Are they mafia?
00:15:16Oh, that. Ah, I can handle that.
00:15:20You should go.
00:15:21I have not got enough time for this and no time for drama, so...
00:15:26Drama?
00:15:28I can tell you what, I've got an idea. Why don't we make a deal?
00:15:30I know London like the back of my hand, and I need to get rid of this client.
00:15:36I could be your guide.
00:15:38I could make whatever dream brought you here come true.
00:15:46My dream?
00:15:49The next on my list is to try the most delicious cake in London.
00:15:52I can't help you with that.
00:15:57But we're going to get into the makeover first.
00:16:11Where is everybody?
00:16:13Oh, this place is by appointment only.
00:16:16Exclusive clientele.
00:16:18I want to try them on.
00:16:19Too flashy.
00:16:26Too boring.
00:16:30Looks like stage wear.
00:16:35Looks like something out of a funeral.
00:16:39I don't know.
00:16:39They all seem a bit too fancy for me.
00:16:42Maybe I'm not worthy of them.
00:16:44That is nonsense.
00:16:55It is the dress that isn't worthy of you, my love.
00:16:59Try this one.
00:17:00It's perfect, just like you.
00:17:03And I'll pay for it.
00:17:04No, it's fine. I'll pay for it myself.
00:17:07That dress has your name written all over it.
00:17:19Where? I don't see anything.
00:17:21Your boyfriend has exquisite taste.
00:17:24Oh, he's not my boyfriend.
00:17:26This is a one-of-a-kind piece made by our designer.
00:17:30Many people have tried it, but nobody has worn it as well as you.
00:17:34It's like it was made for you.
00:17:35Sure.
00:17:35Card declined.
00:17:45I knew you were only pretending to be rich.
00:17:48Huh?
00:17:49I said I'd pay for it myself.
00:17:51How much did I got the money?
00:17:5240,000?
00:17:5540,000?
00:18:0240,000?
00:18:03That's insane.
00:18:05Is it made with invisible diamonds or something?
00:18:08This is an exclusive piece by designer Musette.
00:18:11If you can't afford to pay for it, don't bother trying it on.
00:18:15This is not a flea market for one of his Cinderella.
00:18:19Look, it doesn't matter if I'm not from the upper class or working class.
00:18:22I should be allowed to come in and be welcomed and try on whatever dress I want.
00:18:26That is a lovely speech.
00:18:28That if you can't afford it, you have to remove it.
00:18:32Second that, I don't want it.
00:18:34The dress belongs to the lady.
00:18:37It's fine.
00:18:37I don't want to spend money.
00:18:38It's fine.
00:18:39It's fine.
00:18:40It's fine.
00:18:40It's fine.
00:18:40It's fine.
00:18:43Hello, Musette.
00:18:45Yes, yes, it's Arthur.
00:18:46Hello.
00:18:47Yeah, no, I'm just in London, actually, at the minute.
00:18:49And I've just got my eyes on one of your beautiful dresses.
00:18:52But yeah, um, it's for you.
00:18:59I am most terribly sorry for the misunderstanding.
00:19:05Although you haven't offended me.
00:19:07You've offended her.
00:19:09I am so sorry, ma'am.
00:19:11Would you like to wear that dress to go, ma'am?
00:19:13Or can I wrap it for you?
00:19:15She'd like to wear the dress.
00:19:19Uh, the dress and the shoes, I'll pay for it myself.
00:19:22Are you sure you have that much money still?
00:19:26No.
00:19:29And don't worry about it.
00:19:31You need to get used to be taken care of.
00:19:33So, this is the oldest and most famous pastry salon in London.
00:19:51Every month, they host a cake tasting.
00:19:54And as tradition, an auction for the chef's cake.
00:19:58An auction for a cake?
00:20:00Why is it looking so well, like, priced in London?
00:20:06Why don't you go find us a seat?
00:20:09And I'll get us something to drink, okay?
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:14Who are you?
00:20:15And why are you all over, Arthur?
00:20:17Sloth.
00:20:18You are.
00:20:25Don't remember me?
00:20:26You tried taking my sweet country bumpkin.
00:20:29I didn't try.
00:20:30I did, so if you excuse me.
00:20:32Not so fast.
00:20:35I'm very close with Arthur, and I demand to know your relationship with him.
00:20:38It's just business.
00:20:39Do no high-end escorts walk at all these days?
00:20:42How much does he pay you?
00:20:44What?
00:20:45He's not someone you can just cling to.
00:20:48No.
00:20:49Eve, this is a private matter.
00:20:53Please respect that.
00:20:56I'm going to let you two catch up, so I'm going to grab a cup of tea.
00:21:00Arthur, I give you respect.
00:21:02Listen, you can have some freedom, but you cannot bring a whore into our social cycles.
00:21:07I'm your fiancé.
00:21:09She's not a whore.
00:21:10Watch your words, Eve.
00:21:13I can spend my time with whomever I like.
00:21:21So she's not an escort?
00:21:23She's a bitch, that's what she is.
00:21:25And I will lend her an arse as well as she should go for these killing her.
00:21:29I apologise for what you had just put through.
00:21:32It's my fault.
00:21:34You sure have a lot of abnormal clients in London.
00:21:37Is she also rich and powerful?
00:21:38Her father is.
00:21:40She clearly likes you.
00:21:41She just wants to control me.
00:21:43I'm neither rich or powerful, and yet...
00:21:46Here you are.
00:21:47Hang with me.
00:21:48Why?
00:21:49Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual Ian Afternoon Tea.
00:21:53Now presenting, Chef Ian himself.
00:21:58I've got three hands, I'm so hyped.
00:22:00I've watched tons of his baking tutorials.
00:22:02Thank you so much, everyone, for being here today.
00:22:04This cake that we have here is entitled Wish.
00:22:07As always, my blessings upon you all.
00:22:09And as per usual, we'll be starting the binning today at around £1,000.
00:22:13So I'd love to hear those cakes.
00:22:15£1,300.
00:22:16£1,300.
00:22:18£10,000.
00:22:21£10,100.
00:22:26£100,000.
00:22:28£100,000?
00:22:30She's insane.
00:22:32She's got the money, but I sure don't.
00:22:34Do I have to let go of my wish?
00:22:36£100,000.
00:22:39£100,000.
00:22:41£100,000.
00:22:45£100,000?
00:22:48Going once...
00:22:50Going twice...
00:22:51£110,000.
00:22:52What are you crazy?
00:22:55200,000
00:22:57Excuse me, Mr. Ian
00:23:01As I recall, all of your cakes bear the iris emblem
00:23:05And yet, I don't believe this one does
00:23:10That's a keen observation
00:23:13Apologies everybody, this is clearly an oversight
00:23:16We're going to rectify this and the bidding will resume
00:23:20As soon as we have cured up this little matter
00:23:23Okay
00:23:29Um, I'm just going to go into the bathroom
00:23:38An idiot!
00:23:39Why'd you not put the iris on?
00:23:41Chips, you said I could get creative with this cake
00:23:43The iris would have ruined the design
00:23:45You are a nobody
00:23:47Just because of that you fell into it doesn't mean you get a couple of shots
00:23:51Fuck it, please
00:23:53Got it?
00:23:55A cake made by a fraud
00:23:57Do I really want that on my bucket list?
00:24:04Cheap boy
00:24:05Now learn your lesson and stay away from my math
00:24:08How dare you hit me?
00:24:09You hit me, why shouldn't I hit you?
00:24:10Leave, don't go too far
00:24:14If a problem comes to me
00:24:16How dare you hit me?
00:24:18You hit me, why shouldn't I hit you?
00:24:21Leave, don't go too far
00:24:23If a problem comes to me
00:24:25Don't go too far
00:24:26Don't go too far
00:24:27If a problem comes to me
00:24:28If a problem comes to me
00:24:37Bidding will now reconnect
00:24:38Thank you all for your patience
00:24:40The lady's last bid was 200,000
00:24:42If I could just interject very quickly
00:24:45Based on what happened earlier in the current little mishap
00:24:48Because of that
00:24:49I'd like to change the rules
00:24:50If everybody's okay with that
00:24:51This cake
00:24:53Will now be gifted
00:24:54At random
00:24:56To a random table in the audience
00:24:58If that's it
00:24:59Yeah
00:25:00If it's okay
00:25:03Do you really?
00:25:04I saw you talk for your turn
00:25:05That was just all talk
00:25:07Oh
00:25:08And the random number is
00:25:14Stephen 18
00:25:15Where are you Stephen 18?
00:25:16Oh
00:25:18Come on up
00:25:26Come on up here
00:25:27The luckiest lady in all of London
00:25:29Fantastic
00:25:30The lucky winner
00:25:31Arthur
00:25:32Why don't you pop on up as well there
00:25:33And I'll get one of the lucky couple there together
00:25:38I'll step out
00:25:40Don't think just because you won Ian's cake
00:25:42You deserve to join the upper class you lowly bitch
00:25:48Ian you made a grave error today
00:25:50I could have offered you ten times the price for your cake
00:25:52Plus an invitation to my family's banquet
00:25:55Fortunately now I won't be able to do that
00:25:57I could have offered you ten times the price for your cake
00:25:58Plus an invitation to my family's banquet
00:25:59Fortunately now I won't be able to do that
00:26:03Ten times?
00:26:04Did I hear that right?
00:26:06Miss Eve that's an awful lot of money
00:26:08Are you sure you can afford that?
00:26:11Oh country bumpkin
00:26:13Of course
00:26:15It's loose change for me
00:26:17Did everybody just hear that?
00:26:18That's almost two million
00:26:20I don't think you can just pull two million from your pot
00:26:23What are you doing?
00:26:25I just want to see if London is filled with rich, pretentious people
00:26:29Two million and the cake is mine
00:26:35Sure
00:26:39I thought...
00:26:45Sorry I thought the cake was what you wanted
00:26:47Miss Eve you truly are wealthy I'll give you that
00:26:50And you truly are a country bumpkin
00:26:52Don't you know it's incredibly rude to resell works of our masterchef
00:26:59I've held this tea party for over a decade
00:27:03And this is the first time I've ever been so insulted
00:27:07The lady you've brought has not only insulted myself but my work
00:27:10Chief
00:27:11How rude
00:27:12How subtle
00:27:16Now let's all enjoy the cake together and applaud to our Ian
00:27:26Maybe now our cheap country girl will understand she does not deserve classy things
00:27:31Iain, you said that I insulted your work
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:41You certainly did
00:27:42When the cake that he made wasn't even made by him it was made by his assistant
00:27:47You've all been paying thousands and thousands of pounds for his lies
00:27:50Wait there's someone else been doing the labor
00:27:53You're all idiots
00:27:55Excuse me this is this is absolute slander
00:27:57Do not listen to her she doesn't have any proof
00:28:00Oh excuse me
00:28:02Mr. Ian get an ambulance
00:28:21We're so unclassy and rude running away like that
00:28:26We're just two real people with real feelings
00:28:31What a pity
00:28:33I guess I won't be able to try the most expensive cake in London
00:28:38I know a place
00:28:40I know a place too
00:28:42Thanks to you exposing Ian
00:28:44I just got fired
00:28:46I'm so sorry
00:28:47No honestly it's fine
00:28:49I've been wanting to leave that bastard for a while
00:28:52My name's Gabe by the way
00:28:54Nice to meet you
00:28:56I know a place we can get that cake you wanted
00:29:10I was going to suggest this place too
00:29:12How do you know about it?
00:29:13It's my grandmother's bakery
00:29:15It's been in London for almost 50 years
00:29:17We're closing tomorrow
00:29:19Why?
00:29:21Well the rent's too high
00:29:23Grandma's getting old
00:29:25Shall we go?
00:29:33Grandma!
00:29:35How are you?
00:29:38Oh I haven't seen you in a while Prince
00:29:40The Prince?
00:29:46Oh Mrs. Wells
00:29:48I think what you mean to say is
00:29:50I'm still that little prince that could never resist a sweet treat
00:29:54I've grown up a little bit since then
00:29:56Is that why they call you the Prince?
00:29:58Yeah well I used to come in here all the time with my mother when I was a child
00:30:02And Mrs. Wells I'd like for you to meet Joe
00:30:07Joe is also a baker
00:30:09Oh no I'm just a small town baker
00:30:12That doesn't mean to say you're no good
00:30:15Exactly!
00:30:17She wanted to try Ian's cake today but you know
00:30:19No luck
00:30:21And I'm out of the job now
00:30:24Aww not a poor problem young lady
00:30:28No
00:30:30Joe wanted to try the best cake in London
00:30:33Is today some kind of special day?
00:30:36Oh it's actually my birthday
00:30:39Why didn't you tell me?
00:30:40Why didn't you tell me?
00:30:43We will make it meaningful and memorable
00:30:47And we will bake a cake
00:30:50And let it be a chapter in my cake shop
00:31:10Happy birthday dear Joe
00:31:18Happy birthday to you
00:31:29I wish for you all to live a long and healthy happy life
00:31:35Shouldn't you make a wish for yourself?
00:31:41What's wrong?
00:31:43This birthday is my last
00:31:49Why would it be your last birthday?
00:31:53I mean with you guys right?
00:31:55We all have to leave at some point
00:31:57None of us are going to be around forever
00:31:59Let's eat the cake
00:32:04Wow!
00:32:05This cake is amazing
00:32:06Thank you Arthur
00:32:10You truly are the most warmest, most wonderful man in London
00:32:16The good lad
00:32:20Oh my god
00:32:22What was the secret ingredient?
00:32:24Is cherished memories
00:32:25I have an idea
00:32:29I have an idea
00:32:33Here, Gabe
00:32:35This is two million dollars
00:32:37You should keep this cake shop alive
00:32:39This...
00:32:41This cake desserts we shared with the world
00:32:43We are full of spiders
00:32:44They are full of spiders
00:32:50Thank you again, thank you so much
00:32:53Thank you very much
00:32:54Have a good birthday
00:32:56Bye!
00:32:58Bye!
00:33:00You truly are full of surprises
00:33:02What do you mean?
00:33:04Just chucking out two million like that
00:33:05Not even royal princesses are that carefree and that generous?
00:33:10Well they did offer me the roll of the honour but I couldn't accept it
00:33:14Then what... what do you want?
00:33:18I want a holiday and maybe to make a few dreams come true
00:33:23One second, sorry
00:33:26Sorry
00:33:28What's that?
00:33:30The Queen wanted me to remind you there's a ball tomorrow in London
00:33:33You are to attend with Miss Eve
00:33:35Or else the King will strip you of all your privileges
00:33:37Including that black card you gave Miss Jo
00:33:44How would you like to attend a grand ball with me tomorrow?
00:33:47A ball?
00:33:49It's a high society masquerade ball where everyone dresses off as characters
00:33:53I could be the prince and you could be a lady
00:33:59Not interested
00:34:01Well how about think about your other wishes
00:34:04Number six was to meet the movie star Kurt Maxwell
00:34:08He'll be there
00:34:18Oh the prince is here
00:34:20I've been here a few times
00:34:22Arthur!
00:34:24Good to see you old boy
00:34:26Good to see you
00:34:28This is Lady Emily of the Limp family
00:34:30Oh the Limp family
00:34:32I don't recall seeing you at any gatherings
00:34:34I'm assuming you were raised abroad
00:34:36Oh yeah, my parents separated so I grew up in South Africa with my mother
00:34:39Oh well of course
00:34:41Well it's a pleasure Lady Emily
00:34:43I'm now
00:34:44Missed me
00:34:46Turns out you're the Limp girl
00:34:48Still nothing compared to me
00:34:50Your father's barely even in there
00:34:52I'm not here to compete with you
00:34:53You might be okay sharing your mind but I have pride
00:34:55I think you're taking this ball a little too seriously
00:34:56Didn't you know this whole ball was created
00:34:57Kirk! Kirk!
00:34:58Oh my god it's Kirk Maxwell
00:34:59Oh my god it's Kirk Maxwell
00:35:00Oh my god it's Kirk Maxwell
00:35:01Oh my god god it's Kirk
00:35:04Oh my god it's Kirk Maxwell
00:35:06I'm trying to say thank you
00:35:07You're taking this ball a little too seriously
00:35:09Didn't you know this whole ball was created
00:35:12Kirk! Oh my god it's Kirk Maxwell
00:35:14Oh my god it's Kirk Maxwell
00:35:15So it's Kirk Maxwell.
00:35:32Kirk! Kirk!
00:35:34Shall we get some shoes?
00:35:40Come on, darling.
00:35:42Let's greet some old friends.
00:35:46My golly, you've done it again.
00:35:48New film's absolutely phenomenal, Kirk.
00:35:50Hi, Mr. Master, I'm your watch almost.
00:35:52Oh, hey, how you doing?
00:35:58I bet Kirk takes Chick back to his dressing room.
00:36:01He's like a randy, a bloody terrier.
00:36:04I'll get a photo, or I'll record it even better.
00:36:08That'll ruin his reputation.
00:36:10Wait, why are you doing this? I thought Kirk was your friend.
00:36:14Oh, no.
00:36:15It's a poor, wild raised girl who thinks she's a noble.
00:36:18I didn't think the prince's date would be next in line to jump into character beds.
00:36:22I'll say we're better in bed.
00:36:24How about a threesome?
00:36:26Disgusting!
00:36:27What kind of a lady would do that?
00:36:41Fuck, it was just a simple joke and she took it too seriously.
00:36:45Have you met her yet? Let me introduce you.
00:36:47This is Lady Emily of the Linf family, raised in South Africa. Quite a fiery temper.
00:36:54Code you a man whore and tried to ruin your reputation.
00:36:56Alright, and then, married. It has, what, over a dozen lovers on the side?
00:37:07Gotta be, last year you sold the entire estate just to date one of my co-stars.
00:37:12And she was too smitten with me.
00:37:15Now, Georgie boy, also married.
00:37:19Except his wife used to like me quite a bit.
00:37:22Now, as for me, I do admit I am a bit of a, well, playboy.
00:37:27But I've always been clear with my girls.
00:37:30And I've got a rule.
00:37:31I don't date married women.
00:37:36Right, we should die. Right, we should-
00:37:37Okay.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:43So, what's your real name?
00:37:45I'm Joe.
00:37:46Well, thank you, Joe. I was brave.
00:37:50God, you are beautiful.
00:37:55Oh, come on, don't go all shy on me.
00:37:58Thought you lied to me.
00:38:01Oh, no.
00:38:08Oh.
00:38:09Oh, no.
00:38:12Oh.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:17Cool, you're damn jets, big boy.
00:38:20You know, it was actually, um, Arthur, who invited me here tonight.
00:38:24That still doesn't give you an excuse to touch my woman.
00:38:28Yeah, we go way back, right?
00:38:29Uh-huh.
00:38:30Still doesn't give you an excuse to touch my woman.
00:38:32Don't get cold.
00:38:33Did you just refer to me as your woman?
00:38:36Can we talk outside?
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:45Arthur, we just sued lawyer and employee.
00:38:48You're crossing the line.
00:38:50I just-
00:38:52I just don't want to see my employer get her heart broken.
00:38:57That guy...
00:38:58That guy...
00:38:59Kirk...
00:39:00He goes for girls quicker than he changes ties.
00:39:05You don't just want to be another tie in his closet.
00:39:08Arthur, I know what men are like and I know who I am.
00:39:11None of that should really concern you.
00:39:13Arthur, I-I know what men are like and I know who I am, so none of that should really concern you.
00:39:26Arthur.
00:39:29It seems that I have crossed the line.
00:39:32Um, but if you ever do need a shoulder to cry on, I have one hell of a shoulder.
00:39:37Arthur, I just want to keep things the way they are.
00:39:41You can't have feelings for me.
00:39:43Not now.
00:39:45So, what are you two talking about?
00:39:47This looks, uh, pretty serious.
00:39:50Arthur, it seems this embarrassment isn't exactly fit to be your date.
00:39:57Don't forget the real purpose of tonight's war.
00:40:01Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Prince Arthur and Miss Eve for the opening dance.
00:40:06Please.
00:40:09Help me.
00:40:10Help me get rid of Eve.
00:40:11That's all I'm asking you to rescue tonight.
00:40:17Hey, Joe.
00:40:18Do you want to dance?
00:40:24Do you want to dance?
00:40:27Arthur's mind tonight.
00:40:28Arthur seems a bit tied up tonight, and you know I hate to see a pretty girl alone at the ball.
00:40:38So, do you want to dance?
00:40:47I object!
00:40:51I missed date tonight, so this dance should be with me.
00:40:54Are you sure you're worthy?
00:40:55It's not really up to you to decide.
00:41:00Ladies and gentlemen, also called Miss Emily, is an imposter.
00:41:06A country girl from Yorktown, sneaking her way in, trying to climb the social ladder.
00:41:12I invited her here.
00:41:17I'll prove myself.
00:41:18I hear the real Countess of Lent is an expert in foxtrot dance.
00:41:27The long lost dance? Easy peasy.
00:41:33Very calm.
00:41:34How about yourselves?
00:41:38Some music?
00:41:40Are you sure you can dance?
00:41:42You sure you can dance?
00:41:43You sure you can dance?
00:41:50I'll guide you.
00:41:51I love you!
00:41:52You sure you want to dance?
00:42:01I need a awesome challenge.
00:42:02People will play tennis now, on me and see them all 25 sharp
00:42:04Is always fun with me.
00:42:14Yeah, alright!
00:42:15All right. Yeah.
00:42:21Now, I'm starting to like you more and more.
00:42:23You truly are a great dancer.
00:42:26Oh, it's nothing. I used to practice a lot when I was younger.
00:42:29I thought people would judge me, but I guess I came in handy tonight.
00:42:33All right, well, for your next dance, may I have this honor?
00:42:38She's already had the best dance partner in the room.
00:42:41And besides, she's topped.
00:42:45Where are you going?
00:42:57Arthur.
00:42:59I didn't even get to fill my stomach up at that party.
00:43:02My fault.
00:43:03Tell you what.
00:43:05Do this on me tonight.
00:43:06All right. Then I want to feast.
00:43:08Watch out for your wallet.
00:43:15Arthur, this is way too much food.
00:43:18There's no way we're going to be able to finish this.
00:43:21What a waste.
00:43:22There's so many homeless people just starving.
00:43:25All right.
00:43:27All right.
00:43:28Sorry.
00:43:30Would you mind awfully packing this up to go and then giving it to the local homeless, if that's okay?
00:43:36Sure.
00:43:39Problem solved.
00:43:44Oh, Arthur.
00:43:45You're so sweet.
00:43:47So kind.
00:43:48So righteous.
00:43:52What a waste just to be a cowboy.
00:43:56Hypothetically, what if I wasn't a cowboy?
00:43:59What would you do?
00:44:05Would you fall for me?
00:44:11Would you fall for me?
00:44:15Arthur, even if you were, I don't know, a prince, I don't think I could fall for anybody right now.
00:44:23I don't think I'll ever be able to fall in love again.
00:44:25Arthur, it's snowing.
00:44:42Oh, Arthur.
00:44:43I've lost my phone and my money.
00:44:46Well, snow is not that heavy.
00:44:48It's not too far from the hotel.
00:44:55Hey, you need a ride?
00:45:20Hey, you need a ride?
00:45:21Kirk, you're like a hero straight out of a movie.
00:45:26Yeah, you know, this all reminds me of a scene out of my latest movie.
00:45:29Come on, get in.
00:45:29I'll tell you all about it.
00:45:32Arthur, hurry up and get in.
00:45:43I'm honestly fine.
00:45:44I'm fine and I don't want to take any medicine.
00:45:47I hurried you as my escort and I made you go out and call you Sir Bruce once more.
00:45:51Take it now.
00:45:54He's, uh, an escort?
00:46:00How did you not know?
00:46:01No, of course he knows.
00:46:02What are you doing, dear?
00:46:04Well, I booked this suite across the hall last night.
00:46:06Yeah, well, um, how about you go back to it and, uh, stop doing whatever this is that you're doing?
00:46:14Your Highness, if you want me to keep quiet, play nice.
00:46:19All right, I got better on you now.
00:46:21What are you two whispering about?
00:46:23You see, I was just telling Arthur here that I'd like to ask you out on a date.
00:46:29I mean, I need you to see, officially, that I'm a much better escort than him.
00:46:34Okay, I guess I can have two call boys on my list.
00:46:46Leon?
00:46:48Tail them.
00:46:49I want to know everything about this date.
00:46:52Now.
00:46:52So, are you nervous or, uh, just avoiding you?
00:47:11Going on a date with the big movie stars is a little nerve-wracking.
00:47:15Well, firstly, we're going to an art gallery, and then we feast on French New Wave Cinema,
00:47:20and finally, I booked a wine tasting.
00:47:24Or is there something else you'd rather taste?
00:47:27Oh, no.
00:47:30You know, you make me feel like we're just friends.
00:47:33What's wrong with being just friends?
00:47:37We're not going to be friends.
00:47:44Mm, wow.
00:47:53I bet Arthur would love that.
00:47:55Could I take a bottle home for him?
00:47:56I don't think he's probably ever tried anything like that.
00:47:59Wasn't his job?
00:48:01Yeah, impossible.
00:48:03Just because he's an escort, you shouldn't make fun of him.
00:48:06And you're his friend.
00:48:08Relax, all right?
00:48:10What I meant is, um,
00:48:12Arthur mingles with the elites.
00:48:13You know, he's probably had every kind of wine.
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:17Sorry.
00:48:18Got a little defensive.
00:48:19You know, you're pretty cute when you're angry.
00:48:21I like it.
00:48:23Is this what you say to every girl?
00:48:25Sweet talk them until the clothes just fall off.
00:48:27No, no, no.
00:48:28I swear I have never praised an angry woman before.
00:48:31Except you.
00:48:32Kirk, I'm just a regular girl
00:48:34who won the lottery of mess and trouble,
00:48:38and there's nothing cool about it.
00:48:40I came to London to splurge and,
00:48:43well, to enjoy myself while I can.
00:48:47Because, to be honest,
00:48:49I don't know if this is the last time I can do something like this.
00:48:53So you shouldn't waste your time
00:48:55on trying to charm somebody like me.
00:48:57Yeah, look, I'm not trying to charm you.
00:49:01I'm just very attracted to you.
00:49:06Come on, don't you want to experience, uh...
00:49:09Experience what?
00:49:12Well, experience what it feels like to date me.
00:49:14Kirk, you're very charming,
00:49:26but I could never fall in love with you.
00:49:29Joe,
00:49:30you truly are a surprise.
00:49:33Why not?
00:49:34I thought I was your favorite, uh, movie star.
00:49:36You are.
00:49:37The things I liked about you
00:49:39were the characters you played,
00:49:41and they always cherished love with honesty,
00:49:44and, well,
00:49:45Kirk, you're just
00:49:46kind of floating around
00:49:48in this rose-tinted dreamland bubble,
00:49:50and it's eventually going to burst.
00:49:52And I think it's
00:49:53really important to stay grounded
00:49:55in reality so we know who we are.
00:49:59Cherish love with honesty.
00:50:01So that's the kind of love Joe wants.
00:50:03Look, you're a great girl, Joe,
00:50:05and you do deserve to be cherished, alright?
00:50:10You do need to stay grounded.
00:50:13Sorry.
00:50:27Listen, uh, Joe,
00:50:30everything you just said
00:50:31is giving me a kind of, uh, clarity.
00:50:34And I've never been sure
00:50:35of anything like this before,
00:50:36but, uh,
00:50:37I think I might be in love with you.
00:50:47Track them.
00:50:48I need to find their location now.
00:50:53Now you go.
00:50:57Where are we?
00:50:59Welcome to the other side of London.
00:51:01Home to underground deals
00:51:03and the city's most infamous.
00:51:07What are we doing here?
00:51:09Well, we're here to put our hearts
00:51:10on the line.
00:51:12Come on.
00:51:17D'arge, let me help you, uh,
00:51:18take that off.
00:51:19Oh, no, it's okay.
00:51:21I can do it myself.
00:51:23Kirk Maxwell!
00:51:24This is the place.
00:51:31Bastard.
00:51:34Stop!
00:51:34And seven.
00:51:50Get a tattoo!
00:51:54Joe,
00:51:55I once swore to you
00:51:58that I would help you
00:51:59fulfill all of your wishes.
00:52:12Arthur,
00:52:14the royal family
00:52:15doesn't allow tattoos.
00:52:17You sure about this?
00:52:18For Joan,
00:52:20I would do anything.
00:52:24Why?
00:52:29I guess we're in it together.
00:52:31What kind of tattoo do you want?
00:52:33I want, um,
00:52:34a Chinese poem.
00:52:35I heard Beckham had one.
00:52:36I think it's really cool.
00:52:38What poem?
00:52:39It's this one.
00:52:41Oh.
00:52:42What does it mean?
00:52:43It means
00:52:44to live life
00:52:45to the fullest.
00:52:47Arthur.
00:52:48Mort.
00:52:49You're out of control.
00:52:51You love this woman,
00:52:53don't you?
00:53:00I understand.
00:53:02I'll handle the engagement
00:53:03next week.
00:53:05Stop interfering
00:53:06with my life.
00:53:13Joe.
00:53:16Let's go back.
00:53:18Hey, Joe.
00:53:19Let me take you home.
00:53:43I'm glad you chose me.
00:53:47Here's your payment
00:53:48to the car
00:53:49and escrow services.
00:53:50I'm very satisfied
00:53:51with the experience.
00:53:52Joe.
00:53:55Is that what you think of us?
00:53:57A business arrangement?
00:54:02What's right?
00:54:04What is it?
00:54:05Take me back now.
00:54:13Oh, come on.
00:54:15What do you want?
00:54:16Oh, dude.
00:54:16Relax.
00:54:18Just here to say goodbye.
00:54:19All right?
00:54:19Time for the, uh,
00:54:21greatest wingman in history
00:54:22to make an exit, right?
00:54:24And I wish you,
00:54:26my prince and princess,
00:54:28a happily ever after.
00:54:39You feeling better?
00:54:41It's just a stomach ache.
00:54:43It's just a stomach ache.
00:54:44It's just a stomach ache.
00:54:45It's just a stomach ache.
00:54:51Do you want to know?
00:54:52It's quite hot, so...
00:54:53Cool.
00:54:57No one's ever taken care of me
00:54:59like this before.
00:55:01It feels nice.
00:55:06Oh, God.
00:55:07Oh, God.
00:55:08Oh, God.
00:55:09Oh, God.
00:55:10Oh, God.
00:55:13Oh, God.
00:55:14Oh, God.
00:55:15Oh, God.
00:55:16Oh, God.
00:55:17Oh, God.
00:55:30Arthur, our contract ends here.
00:55:32You're fired.
00:55:33Why?
00:55:39I'm sorry I let you have
00:55:39the wrong idea,
00:55:40but it's not professional
00:55:42to have a relationship
00:55:43with your employee.
00:55:44Employee?
00:55:45No.
00:55:47Joe, if this is about me
00:55:48being an escort,
00:55:48then I'm...
00:55:48This is strictly business,
00:55:50Arthur.
00:55:52It wasn't for me.
00:55:53The truth, I...
00:55:56I think...
00:55:57I feel nothing for you.
00:56:01Understand?
00:56:03Yeah.
00:56:06You don't understand.
00:56:07Okay.
00:56:07We'll call you back.
00:56:29Hey, Arthur.
00:56:31Hey.
00:56:32What happened?
00:56:34She said she didn't fit anything for me.
00:56:36What?
00:56:37No, no.
00:56:37I can guarantee you she does.
00:56:40No, no, no.
00:56:40She loves you.
00:56:41Then why did she push me away?
00:56:46All right.
00:56:47Joe is hiding something.
00:56:49I mean,
00:56:49there's got to be some reason
00:56:50behind all this, right?
00:56:51experience a mind-altering
00:57:06hallucination.
00:57:08Nobody cares about you.
00:57:11Nobody in this world loves you
00:57:13or cares about you, Joe.
00:57:15Nobody cares about you.
00:57:16Nobody, nobody cares about you.
00:57:19Nobody cares about you.
00:57:21No.
00:57:21Nobody cares about you.
00:57:22I care.
00:57:23I care about you.
00:57:27Why did you come back?
00:57:29I can't, like,
00:57:30see me like this.
00:57:31Please, Arthur,
00:57:32there's nothing you can do
00:57:33to save me.
00:57:35There's nothing in this world.
00:57:36Hey.
00:57:38Don't make judgments about me.
00:57:40Please don't push me away.
00:57:41Whatever you want to do,
00:57:45I'll do it with you.
00:57:54Let's go, Chloe.
00:58:02Is this real?
00:58:04Or is it a hallucination?
00:58:06It's real.
00:58:09At least for the moment.
00:58:11Israel.
00:58:28Why did you come back?
00:58:31Because I realized
00:58:32you were the most beautiful
00:58:34woman in the world.
00:58:36And you don't deserve
00:58:37to be on your own.
00:58:40Let's make a new deal.
00:58:42Relationship with no future.
00:58:44Leave whenever we want.
00:58:46Alright.
00:58:49I'm in.
00:58:58So how did the weed feel?
00:59:01Not as great as I thought.
00:59:03Nah, same here.
00:59:04Although,
00:59:06I think I found something else
00:59:08I'm addicted to.
00:59:09Oh, really?
00:59:10What's that?
00:59:12You.
00:59:14Well, yeah,
00:59:14it was the first and last time
00:59:16I'm ever going to do that.
00:59:17Oh.
00:59:18Plus, my new addiction
00:59:19is way better than pot.
00:59:26You ready for a date?
00:59:26Being alive feels so good.
00:59:39Loving someone feels so good.
00:59:42I no longer wish for forever.
00:59:45This moment is forever.
00:59:47Day is the Milky Way.
00:59:55It's Altar and Vega.
00:59:57Altar and Vega?
00:59:59The Chinese legend.
01:00:01The Emperor's daughter, Vega,
01:00:03fell in love with
01:00:04the mortal Altar.
01:00:05But the Emperor decided that
01:00:07he wasn't good enough
01:00:08to bring back,
01:00:09so he separated them.
01:00:11But their love moved the birds,
01:00:13which moved the wings,
01:00:14and they built the bridge
01:00:15with their wings,
01:00:16so they were able to meet
01:00:17on the bridge
01:00:18on the seventh month
01:00:19of the seventh day.
01:00:21They can meet back
01:00:22on the bridge.
01:00:26That's a sad story.
01:00:29It's a beautiful story.
01:00:38Thank you, Arthur.
01:00:40Thank you, Jo.
01:00:44What's this place?
01:00:47It's like an underground casino.
01:00:50I still have the money
01:00:52that we didn't spend.
01:01:01Are you in for another round?
01:01:08All in.
01:01:09Hey, maybe you want to
01:01:10spread it out?
01:01:11I mean, I've already
01:01:14lost twice.
01:01:15Third time's the charm, right?
01:01:17Can't be that bad luck.
01:01:31Oh, no.
01:01:34I've lost everything.
01:01:38Oh, my God.
01:01:40Oh, no.
01:01:41I didn't even pay the hotel.
01:01:43Oh, what was I thinking?
01:01:45Why didn't you stop me?
01:01:46It's all right.
01:01:46It's fine.
01:01:47It's fine.
01:01:48A loss is a loss.
01:01:50It's all fun.
01:01:52Such an idiot.
01:01:53Trusting my stupid bad luck.
01:01:57You can pay on credit
01:01:58if you like.
01:01:59No, thanks.
01:02:01I don't want to become
01:02:02a full-blown gambling addict.
01:02:04What kind of credit?
01:02:06Spend the night with me
01:02:06for one night
01:02:07and I'll lend the ladies
01:02:09some chips.
01:02:10Excuse you.
01:02:11You insane.
01:02:17Hey, listen.
01:02:19I have a feeling
01:02:20that your luck
01:02:21is about to change.
01:02:22It doesn't get started.
01:02:23It doesn't get started.
01:02:23It doesn't get started.
01:02:24It doesn't get started.
01:02:25Okay.
01:02:26Besides,
01:02:27I'm curious
01:02:28how much am I worth?
01:02:31Give the lady
01:02:32£1,000 worth of chips.
01:02:35You worth a thousand.
01:02:36A thousand?
01:02:37A thousand?
01:02:38Is that all?
01:02:39I'll raise it to
01:02:40£100,000
01:02:41but only if you stay with me
01:02:43for the entire holiday
01:02:44in London.
01:02:46Even men are into you.
01:02:49Thank you
01:02:52for your generosity
01:02:53that I'm only interested
01:02:56in women.
01:02:58Sorry.
01:03:00It seems like
01:03:02somebody is trying
01:03:03to inflate the price.
01:03:05Maybe you should
01:03:06reconsider your offer.
01:03:09£10,000.
01:03:10Deal.
01:03:11No.
01:03:12Give the lady
01:03:12her chips.
01:03:13No.
01:03:13This joke has gone
01:03:14way too far
01:03:16and I'm definitely
01:03:17not sharing it
01:03:18with anybody.
01:03:18What does this
01:03:23Chinese poem mean?
01:03:26It means
01:03:27in prime of life
01:03:28one must enjoy
01:03:29themselves to the fullest.
01:03:31Exactly.
01:03:32We are here
01:03:33to savour
01:03:34every moment
01:03:35every second.
01:03:38I want you
01:03:39to enjoy yourself.
01:03:41But...
01:03:41Jo,
01:03:42enjoy yourself.
01:03:44I promise
01:03:46you won't have
01:03:48to share me
01:03:48with anyone.
01:03:56All right.
01:03:57Let's enjoy
01:03:58ourselves.
01:04:04All in.
01:04:05Hey.
01:04:06Just...
01:04:07Are you sure
01:04:08you want to play
01:04:08all your chips
01:04:09on this round?
01:04:10Remember,
01:04:11I'm just reminding you.
01:04:12Maybe
01:04:13it would be
01:04:14more fun
01:04:14to split it up
01:04:16over more rounds.
01:04:19In prime of life,
01:04:21one must enjoy
01:04:21themselves to the fullest.
01:04:24Plus,
01:04:24I'm with you,
01:04:25so I've got
01:04:25all the luck
01:04:26in the world.
01:04:28Right.
01:04:29Let's do it.
01:04:30All in.
01:04:32Let's play.
01:04:32Let's play.
01:04:42Oh my god,
01:04:43I won!
01:04:45Ah!
01:04:46That...
01:04:46That's blackjack.
01:04:48Oh my god.
01:04:48You won!
01:04:51See?
01:04:52I told you.
01:04:54Now you won't have
01:04:54to share me
01:04:55with anyone else.
01:04:58Do you want to play again?
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:01It's starting to become
01:05:01a lot more fun.
01:05:02You are killing it.
01:05:28How much do you think
01:05:28I've won?
01:05:30Two million.
01:05:30Two million?
01:05:33Wow.
01:05:34Life is really
01:05:35a drama box.
01:05:36I wonder how I just
01:05:37got so good
01:05:38at gambling all of this.
01:05:41Congratulations.
01:05:43You two have just
01:05:44won VIP treatment.
01:05:46This way, please.
01:05:57This doesn't look
01:05:58like the VIP room.
01:06:00You didn't bother
01:06:04to check who we are,
01:06:05did you?
01:06:06No one wins
01:06:06as much money here.
01:06:08You won fair and square.
01:06:09Let us go.
01:06:10The money I lend
01:06:11comes with conditions.
01:06:14Win or lose,
01:06:16Hanson.
01:06:17You belong to me tonight.
01:06:18Is that so?
01:06:19You might want to
01:06:20check out who I am first.
01:06:22Who you are
01:06:23doesn't matter.
01:06:25Once I set my eyes
01:06:26goes on someone.
01:06:27They don't get away.
01:06:29Ah!
01:06:29Let us go.
01:06:31I don't care about it.
01:06:32Just please let us leave.
01:06:34This is my turn.
01:06:36Who the fuck are you
01:06:37to make demands?
01:06:40Hey!
01:06:41No!
01:06:44Get them!
01:06:44What am I waiting for?
01:06:52Who the hell are you?
01:06:54Why are they helping us?
01:07:08Why are they helping us?
01:07:10Joe, listen to me.
01:07:11There's things I haven't told.
01:07:12Take him away.
01:07:15No!
01:07:16Let him go!
01:07:17I'll call the police!
01:07:18Leon,
01:07:19you're my bodyguard.
01:07:20You're my friend.
01:07:21You're betraying me?
01:07:22Let him go!
01:07:24No!
01:07:27Honey,
01:07:27don't you know who he is?
01:07:29He's my boyfriend.
01:07:31Oh, come on!
01:07:32Stop kidding yourself!
01:07:35He's been using him.
01:07:37You're just another
01:07:38delusional bitch.
01:07:39We were assisted.
01:07:43We were asked to assist
01:07:44in taking the prince.
01:07:45But the prince once gave us an order.
01:07:47That young lady cannot be harmed.
01:07:51Manor,
01:07:51your car is waiting for you.
01:07:53Don't you know who he is.
01:07:54I am not one of.
01:07:54Don't you know who he is?
01:07:56do it!
01:07:56You don't.
01:07:57Don't you know who the prince is.
01:08:09I don't know who he is.
01:08:10Can we get you Victor.
01:08:11We're in this world of them.
01:08:12I got you Parish.
01:08:14What?
01:08:14I love to keep your untold.
01:08:15I'm not one of them,
01:08:16I'm not one of them in the city
01:08:17but I can define you met them.
01:08:18Don't you know who he is?
01:08:20I'm not one of them.
01:08:20I'm not one of them.
01:08:21I'll know what he is.
01:08:22are you trying to humiliate me are you not attracted to me can we talk about what all right
01:08:44i've been avoiding this my stepmother and your mother are close friends we've known each other
01:08:51since we were teens i think we can call ourselves friends no we're more than that arthur i don't
01:08:58care about your little games on the side but you need to respect me respect doesn't that mean being
01:09:03honest with each other we've never loved each other eve we never will but what is it that you
01:09:09like about me is it my title as a prince or is it me as a man what are you trying to say i want a real
01:09:16relationship eve not a transaction or an exchange or something based on status and title we need to
01:09:23make a sacred vow before god eve i think we both deserve to find real love i will not accept that
01:09:31tomorrow if i knew the whole world's gonna hear about our engagement and that woman is gonna read
01:09:36about it she'll think you've been playing her the whole time love love is just a
01:09:45bullshit word in our world eve eve
01:09:59who are you doing that you see i got an invite to your engagement party now i was not gonna come
01:10:18but i gotta ask you what about joe huh huh what about joe yeah this is great this is great
01:10:27that's a great asshole you being here you have to help me you have to help me find joe i need to
01:10:33find her before midday
01:10:44joe
01:10:50i'm worried about you i'm sorry if you ever i'm so scared that i wouldn't find you
01:10:56let me explain breaking news prince arthur the most handsome royal in europe has officially announced
01:11:02his engagement to miss eve of the ian family at noon today to the global beast you're just like
01:11:08everybody else and other assholes no let me explain
01:11:12i owe you the deepest apology of all i wasn't honest about who i am
01:11:23you're just another delusional bit i always do
01:11:35i've been searching for you everywhere just to find out you're engaged with another
01:11:47woman why are you still toying with me i rushed all the way here so you wouldn't see the news and get
01:11:52the wrong idea meeting you has shown me what i really want and i don't want eve i don't love her
01:11:57i never have i want you only you
01:12:02no explanations life is short pride shame none of those matter i only want to embrace this fleeting sorrow
01:12:14sorrow this fleeting joy
01:12:24joe
01:12:39joe
01:12:44my ninth wish
01:13:09to kill the one i hate the most
01:13:11the one i hate the most
01:13:16mom
01:13:17who's left
01:13:18who's left
01:13:22Oh, don't say you've forgotten me.
01:13:28You're a beautiful girl.
01:13:35You abandoned me when I was ten.
01:13:39Are you here to bring me food?
01:13:42I'm starved.
01:13:44How could a mother be so heartless?
01:13:47Look at that woman downstairs. She keeps stealing my food.
01:13:52I'm hungry.
01:13:54Don't say you've forgotten who I am.
01:13:57Did you ever even love me?
01:13:59My daughter will be home from school soon.
01:14:03I need to buy her a cake.
01:14:09Don't take it. That's my daughter's.
01:14:14It's all I have left. Don't take it. Please.
01:14:21Who are you?
01:14:23Why are you taking my daughter's things from me?
01:14:27How have you forgotten who I am?
01:14:40You didn't even love me, did you?
01:14:43It's all I have left.
01:14:47You've truly forgotten who I am.
01:14:51Did you ever even love me?
01:14:54Joe.
01:14:56I love you.
01:14:58Truly.
01:15:05I want to apologize to everyone in the royal family who believed in me.
01:15:09I have let you down and I've failed to meet your expectations.
01:15:13But I must follow my heart.
01:15:15I hereby renounce all my rights as heir to the throne.
01:15:19To all those who followed me, I owe you an apology as well.
01:15:23Like everyone else, I have moments of doubt and weakness.
01:15:27But in the end, we must all face our truth.
01:15:30Joe.
01:15:32I owe you the deepest apology of all.
01:15:35I wasn't honest about who I am.
01:15:37Please, give me another chance.
01:15:40Give us a chance.
01:15:44That's a man worth loving.
01:15:51When she was ten, I left my daughter for a man.
01:15:56Oh, he was a... bad.
01:15:59I've regretted it ever since, but...
01:16:02It's too late now.
01:16:04Take this.
01:16:06I don't deserve forgiveness.
01:16:10If...
01:16:11If...
01:16:12You...
01:16:13You...
01:16:14You...
01:16:15You...
01:16:16You...
01:16:17You...
01:16:18You...
01:16:19You...
01:16:20Tell her.
01:16:21Love was...
01:16:22Hell for me.
01:16:23But I pray love will be redemption for her.
01:16:26I thought you might want to see this.
01:16:29It's Joe's medical records.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32She went home to the government desk.
01:16:54I never believed someone could truly love me.
01:16:56In my loneliest moments, no one was there.
01:17:00I pretended to be strong.
01:17:02Telling myself I needed no love.
01:17:04Nobody.
01:17:05Then I met you, Arthur.
01:17:07Your fate's final gift.
01:17:10It's last act of mercy.
01:17:12To love and be loved.
01:17:15It's so simple.
01:17:16Yet so profound.
01:17:18I feel as if my old wounds are exposed again.
01:17:21Only to be healed.
01:17:23To love is to be brave.
01:17:25You made me brave.
01:17:27For once, I'm unafraid.
01:17:30To give.
01:17:31Even if it means being hurt.
01:17:33For me, this is the perfect ending.
01:17:36We all leave.
01:17:37Sooner or later.
01:17:39I'm just a bit faster than others.
01:17:42Arthur.
01:17:44My final wish.
01:17:45To watch the sunset.
01:17:46And then depart.
01:17:47You can't leave me like this.
01:17:48I need an answer.
01:17:49I have kids.
01:17:50This vacation is my last.
01:17:51I'm not asking about that.
01:17:52Tomorrow.
01:17:53I could die in an accident.
01:18:06The day after that.
01:18:08this vacation is my luxe i'm not asking about that
01:18:14tomorrow i could die in an accident the day after that the world could end everything could
01:18:26disappear but i love you joe and i need to know did you ever love me i did i do
01:18:38it's just too late do you remember the story you once told me the story about altair and vegar
01:18:50separated by the milky way and and then reunited on the bridge of birds
01:18:57is this really your final wish yes
01:19:02i wish to leave this earth watching the sun go down
01:19:09then let me stay with you
01:19:14we can fight the fates i would fight for you to the very end if you would just trust me
01:19:26i feel that one day you'll forget me
01:19:35i could never forget you even if i tried
01:19:43we're like altair and vegar the birds of the universe want us to be together
01:19:49joe please let's let's live
01:19:58even just for one more day
01:20:19you
01:20:28you
01:20:30you
01:20:32you
01:20:36you