WWE SMCKDOWN 13 DECTEMBER 2001 FULL SHOW HD
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00:00:00You
00:00:15We're about to hear the first word from the first ever undisputed champ
00:00:19I bestow upon you the honor of presenting me with my two
00:00:25Championship titles which signify me to be the first the only and the true
00:00:34undisputed
00:00:36You feel like the world champion
00:00:38You feel like the best of the rules
00:00:42Because tonight
00:00:44You're gonna finish the title
00:00:46In a 15-foot steel tank
00:00:49Now you wanna know what the real punchline is
00:00:52It'll be against Stone Cold
00:00:56Woo!
00:00:57Steve-Up!
00:00:59Jericho's gotta put his undisputed title on the line to not lie
00:01:03Against Stone Cold inside a steel cage
00:01:06Let him through
00:01:09What's he doing here?
00:01:13Well this is Booker T
00:01:15I know the name
00:01:16And Booker T is here as my guest tonight
00:01:18And quite frankly Book and I, we're just gonna, we're gonna hang up in my personal suite
00:01:23And watch you run the show
00:01:26This match can only be won by escaping the cage
00:01:30No pinfalls, no submissions
00:01:32Only escape to win this match
00:01:36And Jericho
00:01:36He's out, isn't he?
00:01:37No, he's gotta, both feet gotta touch the floor
00:01:39Austin pulling Jericho back in
00:01:41Jericho caught Austin with Austin's own Stone Cold Stunner
00:01:45Jericho crawling
00:01:46Put your feet out!
00:01:47Inching closer and closer
00:01:49Your feet!
00:01:50Austin reaching
00:01:51Austin has it
00:01:52Austin got Jericho by one foot
00:01:54Austin holding on
00:01:56Look out!
00:01:56And Jericho, oh man
00:01:57Not again, no!
00:01:58And Jericho, that railing
00:02:00Wait a minute!
00:02:00Right in the support beams by Y2J
00:02:03Jericho has been busted open here
00:02:05And again Austin
00:02:06Man handling
00:02:07Owning Y2J
00:02:09This match is over
00:02:11Stone Cold is out of here
00:02:13Oh and Jericho
00:02:14Jericho flipping Austin the bird
00:02:16A double bird
00:02:19And a stunner!
00:02:20Austin with a stunner
00:02:21I'm afraid that did it
00:02:23Austin has owned Jericho
00:02:24Like a government mule
00:02:26And wait a minute!
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:28Booker T just slammed the cage door
00:02:30Shot on Stone Cold's cranium
00:02:32Jericho's crawling!
00:02:33Jericho's crawling!
00:02:34He's inching towards that escape!
00:02:35And Jericho
00:02:36And I can't believe this!
00:02:37I can't believe this!
00:02:38What a sigh of relief from Vince McMahon!
00:02:40By God, McMahon and Booker T
00:02:43They're gonna face the wrath of the rattlesnake!
00:02:45It's Jericho the luckiest man in California!
00:02:49Two nights in a row!
00:02:50Two nights in a row!
00:02:51Oh man!
00:02:52Hell to pay!
00:02:54You can't believe...
00:03:00A man, C.A.R.I.K.O.P. by
00:03:02A Ãœber one-hour christ pro!
00:03:12Where looking Don't you think he sait, or something rat
00:03:18Twice this week, Booker T has cost Stone Cold the Undisputed Title, and the Rattlestick is irate.
00:03:41Welcome to SmackDown on UPN. We're sold out in Bakersfield, California.
00:03:45Buckle Cole to King in ringside, and King, check out the match that has been signed for tonight.
00:03:52That's right, Michael, back in your seatbelts, because The Rock and Rob Van Dam are going to be going against Chris Jericho and The Undertaker tonight.
00:04:08And we're kicking off SmackDown with the Olympic champion, Kurt Angle.
00:04:14Set for tag team action.
00:04:19Following tag team contests, he's scheduled for football.
00:04:22Taking his record in for Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
00:04:25Weighing in at 237 pounds, Kurt Angle.
00:04:30Okay, this past Monday night on Raw, Kurt Angle challenged Richie to a match.
00:04:35Dedicating that match to Mr. McMahon.
00:04:37The brown nose of Kurt Angle, and he ended up with a brown nose, if you know what I mean.
00:04:42I don't know exactly what you mean.
00:04:44It's known as Kurt, look at that.
00:04:46That huge, and that gigantic, stinking, hot interior of Richie.
00:04:51Oh my gosh, it almost engulfed Kurt Angle's entire head.
00:04:55Well, I see celebration continue for Richie.
00:04:58Angle with a vicious assault with that steel chair.
00:05:01I don't think Richie had that coming.
00:05:03And his partner from Blackpool, England, weighing in at 240 pounds, William Regal.
00:05:16Well, William Regal, the charter member of the now defund Chris McMahon,
00:05:19kissed my behind club.
00:05:21William Regal becoming pretty proficient king with those brass knuckles.
00:05:25He attacked Edge during an interview on Raw, knocking Edge out for the use of those knucks.
00:05:31Well, I think William Regal has become a, he's a victim of circumstance.
00:05:35What?
00:05:35I mean, golly, let's surprise it.
00:05:37How many people hit people with chairs and every kind of foreign object,
00:05:40but William Regal used a pair of brass knucks every now and then,
00:05:43and all of a sudden he's fillipied.
00:05:45Every now and then, it's like every, every week is referee Mike Keone checking Regal.
00:05:50You think he's on an overseas flight here at the airport.
00:05:52Will you blame the referee for doing this?
00:05:55Well, do they check everybody else?
00:05:56Why do they go to the least extreme with William Regal?
00:05:58Because every single show for the past, hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:06:02Kurt Angle just slipped the brass knuckles to Regal.
00:06:04Angle had the knuckles.
00:06:07You saw that as plain as day.
00:06:09It's an easy way to go ahead of the weight of that 4, 124 pounds.
00:06:14Oh, cutesy.
00:06:16The 350-pounder with a big, bad buzz.
00:06:19His triumphant return on SmackDown last week, King.
00:06:23That full moon into the face of Mr. McMahon.
00:06:27Oh, it was disgusting.
00:06:31You saw Kurt Angle with that missing the song with a steel chair on Rikishi this past Friday night.
00:06:45And from Toronto, Ontario, weighing it up to under that 41 pounds,
00:06:49the Warpux League Federation Intercontinental Champion,
00:06:54Edge.
00:06:54The four-time Intercontinental Champion,
00:06:57defeating William Regal Sunday in vengeance,
00:06:59and now taking it to Regal as this matchup gets underway.
00:07:03Rikishi going at it outside the ring with Kurt Angle.
00:07:06And I'll tell you, Edge is steaming mad
00:07:08after Regal used those brass knuckles and that ear push during the interview,
00:07:12Monday night on Raw.
00:07:13Well, poor Kurt Angle's face is still steaming after being said,
00:07:15oh, nothing out.
00:07:16Oh, look out, Angle bouncing off the mouth table.
00:07:18Kurt Angle and Rikishi going at it in this tag team matchup.
00:07:25A night of wild action.
00:07:26Expected Angle makes the tag to William Regal quickly into the ring.
00:07:30Tonight, King, we talked about at the top of the show,
00:07:32The Rock and Rob Van Dam team up here tonight
00:07:35to take on the indisputed champion, Chris Jericho.
00:07:38And also The Undertaker.
00:07:40And what a knockdown by Rikishi.
00:07:42Look at Rikishi's butt.
00:07:44He's got so many dimples,
00:07:45they can use his butt in a timeless castle.
00:07:47Oh, there you go!
00:07:48What a clothesline is.
00:07:49What a clothesline is right!
00:07:50Rikishi spins through the air.
00:07:52And now William Regal, who on Raw Monday,
00:07:54King claimed it's a new beginning for him.
00:07:57A new Regal dishing out punishments for life we've never seen before.
00:08:01I like that new attitude of William Regal.
00:08:04And Kurt Angle was chops echoing off the chest of the 350-pound Rikishi.
00:08:10Well, he didn't take too kindly to getting this thick face on Raw this past Monday night.
00:08:21Well, would you?
00:08:22I mean, he's had to wash his face and claw the paper all week long.
00:08:25It's disgusting!
00:08:27Of course I wouldn't take Kurt Angle with a hell of a match versus Stone Cold Steve Austin
00:08:31in that undisputed title series and vengeance this past Sunday as Regal comes in off the tag.
00:08:36And here is the Intercontinental Champion, Edge, taking it to William Regal.
00:08:41And Edge hammered away, not going for the cover.
00:08:43He just wants to punish William Regal.
00:08:45These young ladies out there, they're crazy about Edge.
00:08:47Did you see the reception?
00:08:48It was like, his entrance, it was like a rock star reception.
00:08:51Like, oh!
00:08:52Eagle into Regal, and this is pulled by Edge, into the cover, hook of the line, it's over!
00:08:57What the heck?
00:09:01Look at the past steps!
00:09:02Well, Edge and Rikishi win the matchup, but Kurt Angle takes exception, and here's Rikishi.
00:09:07No, look out, Kurt.
00:09:09We don't want to, we don't want to do that one tonight!
00:09:11Back it up, Rikishi!
00:09:12Oh, no!
00:09:15Uh-oh!
00:09:16Please, not again!
00:09:18Let's make it two in a row this week!
00:09:20It's gonna be too much for Olympic Hero to handle!
00:09:23Kids, don't watch this!
00:09:25Incoming!
00:09:26Oh, look at this!
00:09:27Regal!
00:09:28With a shot to Rikishi!
00:09:30Hit right away with those forearms to the big man!
00:09:33Oh, Regal saves the day!
00:09:34Oh, look at this!
00:09:35What you got?
00:09:36Regal reaching into his trunks!
00:09:38He's got those brass knuckles on his left!
00:09:40Here you go, Rikishi!
00:09:41Oh!
00:09:41And Rikishi duck!
00:09:42And Regal knocked out Angle!
00:09:44What?
00:09:44And a kick to the face of William Regal!
00:09:46Oh, no!
00:09:48You're kidding me!
00:09:49No, not wearing that!
00:09:51No besmirchings!
00:09:52It's just being besmirched in the worst way!
00:09:55Well, Regal should have an awful lot of practice at that!
00:09:58It's the butt besmirchment!
00:10:02Regal should be used to butts in his face!
00:10:04Wait a minute!
00:10:05And a shot with those brass knuckles again!
00:10:08This time to Rikishi!
00:10:09Edge in with a steel chair!
00:10:11Oh!
00:10:12To the head of Regal!
00:10:13Now, I guess that's okay, right?
00:10:16I guess it's okay for Edge to use a steel chair!
00:10:19Regal just knocked two guys out with brass knuckles, King!
00:10:21Well, steel's a lot harder than brass!
00:10:23Anybody know that?
00:10:24Look out!
00:10:24Execution!
00:10:25Execution!
00:10:27Regal face first into the steel chair by Edge!
00:10:31Oh, no!
00:10:32Look at Wayne Regal's nose!
00:10:34His mouth!
00:10:34Oh, he's poking his face right open!
00:10:37Nose is...
00:10:38He's got to be broken!
00:10:40Blood pouring from the nose of William Regal,
00:10:43following that vicious execution by Edge to the steel chair!
00:10:47Payback to Regal, who will be undercut little champion!
00:10:51You gotta admit, Edge should be suspended for that!
00:10:53There's no place in the World Wrestling Federation to use a chair like this!
00:10:56Look at this poor man!
00:10:58Regal is in bad shape!
00:11:00Uh-oh!
00:11:01Look out!
00:11:02There's Mr. McMahon!
00:11:03Security, you guys!
00:11:05Getting a little bit closer here, the dogs!
00:11:07Here comes my special guest!
00:11:11Hey!
00:11:13It's all good!
00:11:14It's all good!
00:11:15You know something, Vince?
00:11:16I can really get used to this!
00:11:18What's that?
00:11:18Limo, little jets, the big suite, but tonight, Vince, what are we?
00:11:24Well, as a matter of fact, tonight we're sort of out of town, if you know what I mean.
00:11:29We're in Bakersfield, California.
00:11:32That's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:11:34Tonight, it ain't gonna be the same.
00:11:37Well, maybe not, but one thing, guys, security, tighten up.
00:11:45All right?
00:11:45Tighten up, because there's a madman on the loose!
00:11:48There's a madman on the loose tonight!
00:11:50His name is Stone Cold, Steve Austin.
00:11:53You keep your eyes open for Stone Cold, you keep these dogs right.
00:11:58Because nothing would please me more if one of these dogs would take a bite out of Stone Cold's
00:12:03s***.
00:12:04Let's go.
00:12:05Yeah, what about that, Michael?
00:12:08After you gentlemen.
00:12:09If we see Stone Cold Steve Austin, they're gonna let the dogs out on him!
00:12:12Come on, bud.
00:12:12That'd be great!
00:12:14Nose, don't touch it, you pillow!
00:12:16Bloody broken!
00:12:17Oh, you mean bloody look at it?
00:12:20It's broken, you bloody fool!
00:12:21What's the matter with you?
00:12:23Oh, just get me to the hospital!
00:12:24It's broken!
00:12:26Oh!
00:12:28Bloody hell!
00:12:29Oh!
00:12:30I think he's emerging!
00:12:31An execution by Edge to its steel chair!
00:12:35Oh, no!
00:12:35Oh, no!
00:12:36Oh!
00:12:36Oh, man!
00:12:37This is Baker's steel, but I think he's gonna like it!
00:12:40Hey!
00:12:40Oh!
00:12:40Oh!
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00:12:56After seeing how you like it, Monday night, first hand, I got the box set for you tonight.
00:13:02Gift.
00:13:03Partnership, man.
00:13:04I know how you like to live now.
00:13:06I saw it first hand.
00:13:08I saw it.
00:13:09I know how to do it.
00:13:10I'm gonna do it even better than that today.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:13Hey!
00:13:14This is a good thing.
00:13:15It's a good thing.
00:13:16It's a good thing.
00:13:17Let me tell you something.
00:13:18You're leading them into something, you're gonna pay.
00:13:19Okay?
00:13:20Come on, go.
00:13:21I'm ready.
00:13:22I got the dogs.
00:13:23Let's go.
00:13:24Come on!
00:13:25Oh!
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27I don't trust Ric Flair.
00:13:28I guarantee you that.
00:13:29Better than Monday night.
00:13:30Better than Monday night, huh?
00:13:31Better than Monday night, huh?
00:13:32Watch yourself, Vince.
00:13:34Hey.
00:13:35Hey.
00:13:36You found Ron was awesome.
00:13:37Look at this right here.
00:13:38Just wait just a second, please.
00:13:39If you don't mind, guys, get ready.
00:13:40We're about to open this door.
00:13:42And when Austin comes out here, I want one of these dogs to take a hug out of Austin's
00:13:53butt.
00:13:54Watch it.
00:13:55Austin's behind that door.
00:13:56Get in!
00:13:57Get in!
00:13:58Get in!
00:13:59You're on the wrong track.
00:14:00You're going the wrong way with this.
00:14:01What is this?
00:14:02This is a partnership.
00:14:03I've made a few mistakes.
00:14:04I'm gonna make this fly.
00:14:06You and I are gonna coexist, man.
00:14:08I'm telling you.
00:14:09I've made this bigger and better.
00:14:10I've made this bigger and better.
00:14:11No.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13We're gonna coexist.
00:14:14What about this?
00:14:15Hey, hey.
00:14:16I'm over.
00:14:17Hey.
00:14:18You're in the business a long time.
00:14:19It happened.
00:14:20I understand.
00:14:21I'm over.
00:14:22Different matches.
00:14:23Different time.
00:14:24Different subject.
00:14:25But you and I, I'm looking you right in the eye.
00:14:27I'm telling you.
00:14:28I'm gonna learn how to coexist the McMahon way.
00:14:32I'm gonna learn how.
00:14:33This is your show.
00:14:34I'm just gonna be part of it.
00:14:36I've accepted it.
00:14:37If it's my show, then I'm the boss.
00:14:41You're the boss.
00:14:43This is on me.
00:14:44All right.
00:14:45You know what?
00:14:46This is my way of saying, hey.
00:14:47I think you're getting a hang of this thing, Slick Rick.
00:14:50I can learn things real fast.
00:14:52All right.
00:14:53All right.
00:14:54Okay, you guys.
00:14:55Hey, have a great night.
00:14:56Look at the crowd.
00:14:57It's yours.
00:14:58Mine is.
00:14:59Boom.
00:15:00Couch.
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:02I don't see, Buck.
00:15:05Later on, we'll take your thing to Redwood.
00:15:07You know.
00:15:08Yeah.
00:15:09I bet we will take it.
00:15:10You know what?
00:15:11Claire might not be such a bad guy.
00:15:13Yes.
00:15:14She's smart enough.
00:15:16Uh-oh.
00:15:17It's Lita.
00:15:19Wow.
00:15:20Uh-oh.
00:15:22Hey, Lita.
00:15:25Hey, Tess.
00:15:26Hey.
00:15:27Listen, I want to talk to you.
00:15:28I know what you're going through with Matt.
00:15:30I know it's really hard.
00:15:32Listen.
00:15:33Relationships.
00:15:34I've been there.
00:15:35I just wanted to let you know, if you ever want to go out sometime, I'm available.
00:15:40Yeah.
00:15:41Well, thanks for the offer, but just right now, it's like one of those times I just need
00:15:44to be by myself.
00:15:46No.
00:15:47Lita, listen.
00:15:48I don't think you understand.
00:15:51When are you going to get the opportunity to go out with a guy that looks like me?
00:15:58I mean, I promise you, once you go test, you forget about the rest.
00:16:04Look, I mean, not that you're not a good looking guy, and I mean, I appreciate the offer,
00:16:09but I'm just better off by myself right now, but thanks.
00:16:13What, are you kidding me?
00:16:15You see the way you look at me?
00:16:17Look at you walking around here with your blue underwear hanging out.
00:16:20What kind of message do you think you're sending me?
00:16:22Message I'm sending.
00:16:23You're some kind of tease.
00:16:24That's exactly what you are.
00:16:25You're a tease.
00:16:26You came up to me, Tess.
00:16:27Oh, please, Lita.
00:16:28I see the way you look at me in the ring, backstage.
00:16:31I know you want me.
00:16:32Please, Tess.
00:16:33You think I want you?
00:16:34Please.
00:16:35Oh, what?
00:16:36Are you going to hit me now?
00:16:37Come on, baby.
00:16:38Hit me.
00:16:39I loved it rough.
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:42Right here.
00:16:43I'm waiting.
00:16:44Come on.
00:16:45Lita's not going to hit you, but I will.
00:16:46Oh, easy, Lance Romance.
00:16:48Don't get hot because I'm hitting on your girlfriend.
00:16:50She's not my girlfriend, man.
00:16:51All right?
00:16:52She's a friend.
00:16:53Hey, you like intimidating women so bad?
00:16:54Why don't you try intimidating me in the ring?
00:16:57All right, tough guy.
00:16:59Why don't you bring your little girlfriend with you, too?
00:17:03She just never quits.
00:17:06Well, we're back on SmackDown sold out in Bakersfield.
00:17:10Cruiserweight titles on the line.
00:17:12Here comes Pajarian Tori.
00:17:14Pajarian Tori.
00:17:15I love it.
00:17:18The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Wrestling Federation
00:17:23Cruiserweight Championship.
00:17:25Coaching the ring, being accompanied by Tori Wilson from Japan.
00:17:29Weighing in at 21 pounds, the Cruiserweight Champion, Tajiri.
00:17:34Well, Mr. McMahon, Booker T along with that security in their skybox high above the arena here.
00:17:41They need security.
00:17:42Booker T has called Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:17:44The youngest beat the title twice this week, King.
00:17:46I wonder if Mr. McMahon would give him a good view of Tori Wilson.
00:17:49Woo, look at him.
00:17:51Weighing in at 215 pounds, Crash.
00:17:56A big news, folks, in the Atlanta, Georgia area.
00:17:58Royal Rumble tickets going on sale this Saturday for that big event in January.
00:18:04Again, Royal Rumble tickets on sale this Saturday in the Atlanta, Georgia area.
00:18:09The Rumble coming to the Phillips Arena.
00:18:13Also a big day Saturday for all these other cities, Houston, Texas, Waco, Texas,
00:18:18Bossier City, Greensville, South Carolina, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
00:18:22Tickets on sale for live WWF events there.
00:18:24And Friday, tomorrow, King.
00:18:26Tickets on sale for the WWF Live in Beaumont, Texas.
00:18:30I get a ticket to see Tori.
00:18:32I think I just fell in love.
00:18:35Cruiserweight title on the line.
00:18:36Tajiri the champion against the challenger, Crash Polly.
00:18:40You know, they say love is blind.
00:18:41I'm glad because that way I get to feel my way around.
00:18:43Come here, Tori.
00:18:44Look at those puppies over here.
00:18:45How about Mr. McMahon's co-owner,
00:18:47partner Ric Flair rolling out the red carpet for Mr. McMahon here tonight.
00:18:52Setting up Mr. McMahon and his special guest booking teaming out at Skybox.
00:18:57Wait, what?
00:19:00Come on, Crash.
00:19:02Tori just checking out her boyfriend Tajiri.
00:19:05Wow.
00:19:06And Crash shoving Tajiri back into the ring.
00:19:09The Cruiserweight title is on the line.
00:19:12Mr. McMahon on Monday night on Raw King opening up a new club, the Kick Your Butt Club.
00:19:18Uh-huh.
00:19:19As he likes to call it.
00:19:20He's a little jumpy though tonight is Mr. McMahon.
00:19:22Look out.
00:19:23Backbreaker by Crash.
00:19:24Cruiserweight title on the line.
00:19:25Kick out after two.
00:19:26One, two, three.
00:19:27You know Ric Flair got inducted into the club.
00:19:29Making that for a glass clear up.
00:19:30Now, Flair's seen the light.
00:19:31Well, Flair calling Mr. McMahon the boss.
00:19:34He likes to get Tori Wilson in the dark.
00:19:36I think he'll see the light.
00:19:37He's saying he's learning things real fast as Crash goes to work on Tajiri.
00:19:43How about Tess?
00:19:44I think he's a God's gift to women.
00:19:46And he's gonna be testing Jeff Hardy a little bit later on after he gets a pass at Lido.
00:19:51Look at this.
00:19:52The Japanese bust off, taking it to Crash.
00:19:54Oh, baby.
00:19:55Ooh.
00:19:56The lowest drop pick I've ever seen.
00:19:59Yeah, Tori likes that.
00:20:00What do you make of this couple?
00:20:02Tori and Tajiri, rather unique, wouldn't you say?
00:20:05Yeah, I can, let's see, what I make of it?
00:20:07Yeah.
00:20:08I can make a rose.
00:20:09I can make a rose.
00:20:10Come on, look at this.
00:20:11Well, Tajiri with a flying elbow on the face of Crash.
00:20:14Crash, one of the most prolific, hardcore champions of all time.
00:20:17Tajiri's whipped into the corner and up over the top.
00:20:20Uh-oh, look out.
00:20:21Oh!
00:20:22Tori until the top!
00:20:23Oh, man, look at this!
00:20:25And Crash riding in pain.
00:20:28Take a good look at that, Tori.
00:20:29You and I will practice that later.
00:20:30And Tori like a cheerleader outside the ring.
00:20:33And Tajiri measuring.
00:20:34Crash ducks underneath the big kick.
00:20:36Tajiri was looking for the knockout.
00:20:39Crash ducked underneath it.
00:20:41With a cruiserweight title on the line.
00:20:42Crash, oh, man, Tajiri falling right on his head.
00:20:45He bridged out of it.
00:20:46Man, oh, man.
00:20:47What flexibility by Tajiri.
00:20:49And Crash in trouble.
00:20:50He hopped the line.
00:20:51Oh!
00:20:52It's over.
00:20:53Tajiri retains the title.
00:20:54I think Tori's gonna punch him.
00:20:56And still, cruiserweight champion, Tajiri.
00:21:01Yeah!
00:21:02Tajiri retains it.
00:21:04Look at Crash from behind.
00:21:05I just give you a break.
00:21:07Hey, hey, hey, wait.
00:21:08Get on there, Tori.
00:21:10Crash stalking Tori Wilson.
00:21:12That's Tajiri's girlfriend, for God's sake.
00:21:14Yes.
00:21:15Hey, what is this?
00:21:17Lights went out.
00:21:18Look at the back.
00:21:19There's a hurricane coming through.
00:21:22What?
00:21:23A hurricane?
00:21:24What the heck is this?
00:21:26Hey, look at the top rope skate.
00:21:30Oh, my God.
00:21:31The hurricane taking that crash.
00:21:35This guy thinks he's a superhero.
00:21:38Well, he is a superhero.
00:21:39Did you see him fly right into the ring?
00:21:41The eye of the hurricane.
00:21:42You pressed Holly and he came to the aid of Tori Wilson.
00:21:47And he saved the damsel in distress.
00:21:49I thought he was fired.
00:21:50He's trying to change it to a sick identity right now.
00:21:53Look, Tori's on this.
00:21:55I loved it.
00:21:56Yeah, Kate.
00:21:57What's the deal?
00:21:58What's up with that?
00:22:00Wait.
00:22:01Come on in.
00:22:02Oh, wait a minute.
00:22:03Wait.
00:22:04Wait a minute, Storm.
00:22:05Listen.
00:22:06Monday, you're supposed to be gone.
00:22:08You show up at my house Tuesday.
00:22:09You follow me to the grocery store.
00:22:10You call me on my cell phone.
00:22:11How'd you get that number anyway?
00:22:12Leave me alone.
00:22:13I'm enjoying the show.
00:22:14I don't like you.
00:22:15I don't have time for you.
00:22:16I don't want to see you again.
00:22:17Just hear me up.
00:22:18Did you hire Hurricane back?
00:22:19Don't tell me you didn't hire Hurricane back.
00:22:20Yeah, I hired Hurricane back.
00:22:21But you won't give me a chance?
00:22:22I'm bigger than Hurricane.
00:22:23I used to tag with the guy.
00:22:24I carried him.
00:22:25Ask anybody.
00:22:26I carried him.
00:22:27I carried him.
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33Yeah.
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35Yeah.
00:22:36I carried him.
00:22:37Ask anybody.
00:22:38I carried him.
00:22:39There is currently a shortage of WWF superheroes.
00:22:42That's why I hired Hurricane.
00:22:43Don't leave me alone.
00:22:44Mr. Flair, I can do anything.
00:22:45I'm ready to go again.
00:22:46One more chance.
00:22:47That's all I'm asking for.
00:22:48One more chance.
00:22:49Storm.
00:22:50This is the last.
00:22:51Don't harass me.
00:22:52Don't bug me.
00:22:53Leave me alone.
00:22:54One last chance.
00:22:55One last chance.
00:22:56But this time, I'm not playing around.
00:22:59You come back after you get beat.
00:23:01If you do, you are gone forever.
00:23:04Get out.
00:23:05Go.
00:23:06Go.
00:23:07Now.
00:23:08Woo.
00:23:09We don't know why that superhero is back.
00:23:14I have no idea why it held you back.
00:23:16What?
00:23:17Somebody knock it at the door.
00:23:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:23Whoa.
00:23:24What is that?
00:23:25Whoa.
00:23:26Hey.
00:23:27Keep your eyes here.
00:23:28You got security out there?
00:23:30It's the food you order.
00:23:32What?
00:23:33It's the food you order.
00:23:34I have the itemized list right here.
00:23:35What is this?
00:23:36Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:23:38It's from Sonic.
00:23:39We ordered food.
00:23:40Sonic drive-thru.
00:23:41Sonic jalapeno burger.
00:23:42What?
00:23:43Sonic.
00:23:44Sonic jalapeno burger.
00:23:45Chicken fried steak.
00:23:46What?
00:23:47A chili cheese dog with extra onions.
00:23:48What?
00:23:49French fries.
00:23:50What?
00:23:51Tater tots.
00:23:52What?
00:23:53What?
00:23:54What?
00:23:55Tater tots.
00:23:56What?
00:23:57One beer.
00:23:58Two beers.
00:23:59Three beers.
00:24:00And a shot of whiskey.
00:24:02A margarita and a Bloody Mary.
00:24:05You know what, Vince?
00:24:07Yeah.
00:24:08This is not food fit for human consumption.
00:24:10This is not for Booker T, my guest, and for me.
00:24:13Wait a minute, Vince.
00:24:15I think we got Stone Cold Steve Austin's food.
00:24:20They delivered us his order.
00:24:22That's exactly it.
00:24:23That's exactly what this is.
00:24:25Hey, look here.
00:24:26Why don't we warm a couple of these up and go to work on it?
00:24:29Uh, you want to heat one of those up then?
00:24:32Let's warm these up and go to work on it.
00:24:35You warm it up, all right?
00:24:37Yes, sir.
00:24:38We're gonna eat Austin's food.
00:24:39I got another phone call.
00:24:42Do that.
00:24:44Yes.
00:24:45Yes.
00:24:46Yes.
00:24:47How wise is that eating an Austin's food?
00:24:49Look at me.
00:24:50That Sonic is great.
00:24:53Following contest is scheduled for one fall.
00:24:57Making his weight right weight at 282 pounds.
00:25:01Tess!
00:25:02My favorite is one of those chili cheese wraps with burritos in it.
00:25:06That's great for Sonic.
00:25:07Well, Jake Teflon, Tess believes he can do anything because he can't be fired and on Raw,
00:25:12but tonight, Tess inexplicably got involved in the Rock and Trish versus Dudley board match for the tag team titles and King.
00:25:19An argument can be made that Tess caught Rock and Trish those tag titles.
00:25:23What do you mean inexplicably?
00:25:25He just came down to try to put the base on Trish.
00:25:27I think it was about to give a testy eye.
00:25:29Well, the Dudley boys with the 3D to Trish Rock made Bubba Ray Dudley pay, but check this out.
00:25:34The impact of the boot from Tess to the face of the Rock.
00:25:38And this is going to be interesting because you see the referee in the ring, senior official Earl Hebner.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:45He refereed last week on SmackDown.
00:25:46Tess almost took off Earl's head with a big boot of his own.
00:25:50I remember that!
00:25:51He's going by Lita from Kenwood, North Carolina, weighing at 218 pounds.
00:25:57Jeff!
00:25:58Holy!
00:25:59The match came about after Tess Fancy and himself some kind of playboy tried hitting on Lita earlier tonight.
00:26:06Jeff, like a brother to Lita, stood up for Lita in that little confrontation.
00:26:10Yeah, well, now he's going to get knocked down for Lita.
00:26:13I mean, you know, women tell us more problems with it than they are sometimes.
00:26:17Scott, Lita's on the rebound.
00:26:18She was dumped on national television by her boyfriend Matt on Raw Monday night.
00:26:23Yeah, that was something, wasn't it?
00:26:25What do you mean that was something?
00:26:26Well, I mean, there used to be 50 ways to leave your lover, now we saw 51.
00:26:31I mean, you don't have to make a new playing stand.
00:26:34You don't have to get on the bus, Gus, no need to be coy, Roy.
00:26:37Just dump your girl on network TV.
00:26:39I'll tell you one thing, King, the way that Matt Hardy's been acting as of late,
00:26:42it's probably the best thing that ever happened, Lita.
00:26:44What do you mean?
00:26:45Matt splitting up with her.
00:26:46That would be a good thing for Lita.
00:26:48It's time for the midsection by Tess and Kess going to work on Jeff Hardy in this matchup.
00:26:54What about the Hurricanes showing up a little earlier on, and Ric Flair saying that he has rehired the Hurricanes
00:26:59because there's not enough superheroes in the WWF.
00:27:01No, it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
00:27:03Up over the top goes Tess by Jeff Hardy, and Jeff, look at the pace track slide to the face,
00:27:09and Tess driving some 15 feet back to that steel ramp.
00:27:12I can't be the only superhero around here, you know?
00:27:14Jeff looking like a superhero in this matchup.
00:27:17Up over the top of Tess, and Jeff Hardy taking it to Teflon, Tess,
00:27:21and look at the balance of Jeff Hardy up on the barrel, and Tess caught it with a clothesline.
00:27:27Now, that wouldn't happen to a normal superhero.
00:27:30It looks like he's just got hit with some crap tonight.
00:27:33See?
00:27:34She's a tease.
00:27:35You gotta admit.
00:27:36You stop.
00:27:37Oh, come on.
00:27:38What had nothing to do with Tess?
00:27:39The poor woman's on the rebound.
00:27:40She is a tease.
00:27:41She told her boyfriend on a national TV that she loved him, and then he dumped her.
00:27:45Let me just tell you this.
00:27:46She's a tease.
00:27:48Look at there, Tess got scaring Earl Hepburn.
00:27:51You know, this Tess guy is totally out of control.
00:27:53He can't be fired because he has one immunity in the battle royal.
00:27:56Now he thinks he can do whatever he damn well pleases.
00:27:59He almost took Earl Hepburn's head off with a boot just as Earl was doing his job last week.
00:28:03Well, that might be an improvement for Earl Hepburn.
00:28:05Look at this.
00:28:06The strength of Tess.
00:28:07Jeff Hardy.
00:28:09Lita looking on into the cover.
00:28:11Hook of the leg by Tess and a kick out by Jeff Hardy.
00:28:14Did you see Lita acting like she felt that?
00:28:17I don't think she has feelings.
00:28:19She's pretty cold hearted.
00:28:20Lita's got a lot of feelings.
00:28:21She showed that she had no feelings for her boyfriend.
00:28:24That's the one who dumped her.
00:28:26Yeah, after she cost Matt the match.
00:28:28Lita showed a lot of feelings toward Jeff.
00:28:30Jeff's like a brother to him.
00:28:31She counted out her own boyfriend.
00:28:33Put it down.
00:28:34She had a test driven into the head of Jeff Hardy.
00:28:36Tess took trouble.
00:28:37Mentioned tonight, King, that huge match with implications.
00:28:40Y2J and The Undertaker to take on The Rock and Rob Van Dam right here tonight on SmackDown.
00:28:46We should call that the ego ball.
00:28:48Ooh.
00:28:49Can you imagine Rob Van Dam and The Rock on the same team?
00:28:53I don't know if those two egos can fit in this arena.
00:28:55What about Jericho The Undertaker?
00:28:57Look out.
00:28:58Jeff Hardy downloaded Tess and a, well, that'll do it for that playboy.
00:29:02Jericho The Undertaker, all they want is respect.
00:29:04Yeah, right.
00:29:05Jericho's the undisputed champion.
00:29:07Thanks to Booker King and Mr McMahon.
00:29:09And look at Jeff Hardy.
00:29:10Oh, it's good to win.
00:29:11On the top rope.
00:29:12Knocking Tess down.
00:29:13And look at Lita.
00:29:14Tease.
00:29:15Look at this tease.
00:29:16Lita, they call.
00:29:17It's a big tease.
00:29:18Oh, yeah.
00:29:19The Tess driven to the mat below.
00:29:22Let me tell you something.
00:29:23Any time a woman wraps her legs around a man's head, she's teasing him.
00:29:28Look at this.
00:29:29Oh, come on now.
00:29:30Tess just, just kicked Earl Hegner into the ropes and Jeff Hardy lost his balance.
00:29:37Oh, what a boot from Tess to the head of Jeff Hardy.
00:29:42And Earl Hegner's had it up.
00:29:43He's calling for the bell.
00:29:45What?
00:29:46He's gonna disqualify Tess is what he's gonna do.
00:29:48Well, I'll tell you one thing.
00:29:49Over him.
00:29:50He's overstepped his boundary.
00:29:51Earl Hegner, you gotta, look out.
00:29:53Oh, come on now.
00:29:54Wow.
00:29:55Damn it.
00:29:56That's just not right.
00:29:58Okay, that is going a little far.
00:30:00I didn't think he actually hit Earl Henry.
00:30:02Oh, look out!
00:30:03The Rock!
00:30:04The Rock!
00:30:05The people's champ!
00:30:06The Rock!
00:30:07The Rock!
00:30:08Spiral Buster to Tess!
00:30:09Payback!
00:30:10The Rock getting it some!
00:30:11Look at Bans!
00:30:12Bans, look at The Rock!
00:30:13Look at what Rock's doing!
00:30:14The Rock stalking past from the bottom!
00:30:17The Rock fogging past from the bottom!
00:30:19The Rock fogging past from the bottom!
00:30:21The Rock!
00:30:22The Rock!
00:30:23The Rock!
00:30:24The Rock!
00:30:25The Rock!
00:30:26The Rock!
00:30:27The Rock!
00:30:28The Rock!
00:30:29The Rock!
00:30:30The Rock!
00:30:31The Rock!
00:30:32And you pay for it!
00:30:33Is Tess wants to be a big star?
00:30:34He wants to spread around like Big Man on campus?
00:30:35Cause he's got a Unity King?
00:30:36Well, Tess got his here tonight!
00:30:38You're going home, Rayna.
00:30:40I gotta eat something now.
00:30:42Come on, give me some burgers, will ya, please?
00:30:44Hey, you idiot!
00:30:45Hey!
00:30:46You started a fire, you idiot!
00:30:48What are you doing?
00:30:49What the hell is going on here?
00:30:50Hey!
00:30:51Get that out!
00:30:52Get the hell out of here!
00:30:53I got that!
00:30:54Fire!
00:30:55I'll put it out, I'll put it out.
00:30:58Hey, that's flammable.
00:31:00Can you believe that idiot?
00:31:01Look what he did to this food.
00:31:02I can't believe this.
00:31:04I wanted one of these burgers.
00:31:06Wait a minute, I bet there's nothing wrong with the fries.
00:31:09I'm game if you are.
00:31:11Let's do it.
00:31:12Let's try one.
00:31:25The tag team is splitting up.
00:31:27It looks like Lita and Matt are no longer an item.
00:31:30Look how fast she turned on Matt!
00:31:32Whoa!
00:31:33The Lita can run up, and Jeff misses the swamp taunt.
00:31:37There's a roll up, and it's over.
00:31:39A lot of things are over.
00:31:42Matt, you know, we're sorry about you and Lita breaking up,
00:31:44man, so don't worry about it.
00:31:45Have you a beer?
00:31:46Just play cards with us until your money runs out,
00:31:48and just blow it off your mind.
00:31:49There you go, man.
00:31:49Hey, just take your arm.
00:31:50Take your mind off.
00:31:51We're through.
00:31:52And thank you guys for having me play some cards.
00:31:54We'll do the guy thing.
00:31:55Don't think nothing of it, brother.
00:31:56That's what we're here for, you know?
00:31:57Have a good time.
00:31:59Hey, say, by the way, you know, when you work together, right,
00:32:02you're a leader.
00:32:02I'm passing it.
00:32:03Yeah, I know, man.
00:32:04But listen, you used to practice at home, right?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:08So I want to know that hooter-roder thing she does,
00:32:10you know, when she flips.
00:32:11Hooter-roder?
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:12Just the one move, you know, when she flips back
00:32:14and you catch her right here, right there.
00:32:16You can't ask that man about that.
00:32:17He's depressed.
00:32:18I know.
00:32:19I know.
00:32:19Just the one question, man.
00:32:20I bet I could do that over and over again.
00:32:22I mean, catch her right here.
00:32:24Man, that's just a little girl.
00:32:25Hey, man, let's just, let's play cards, man.
00:32:27I'm here to play cards, drink beer.
00:32:28Let's do that.
00:32:29All right, man.
00:32:30I don't mean no harm about it.
00:32:31You know, hey.
00:32:32Let's do that.
00:32:33What you got?
00:32:34One other question.
00:32:35Yeah, man.
00:32:36Where'd you get those thongs?
00:32:37Thongs?
00:32:38You can't ask the man about the lady's thongs.
00:32:40That's terrible.
00:32:41That's terrible.
00:32:42That man, he's psychotherapy.
00:32:43He's asking about thongs.
00:32:44Yeah, but heavy bill, man.
00:32:45I don't mean no harm.
00:32:46Hey.
00:32:47That's awful.
00:32:48Awful.
00:32:49Huh?
00:32:50Man.
00:32:51Can you believe the stench in here from that little fire?
00:33:01Are these tater tots?
00:33:02What an idiot.
00:33:03Tater tots.
00:33:04Check that door.
00:33:05Easy, easy.
00:33:06Hey, wait.
00:33:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:33:08What the hell is this?
00:33:09We had a report of a fire.
00:33:10We're just here to investigate.
00:33:11There's no fire here to investigate.
00:33:13There's not a damn thing.
00:33:17What you saw was just a little something over here.
00:33:19You know something?
00:33:20You firemen are no different than the cops.
00:33:23You know what?
00:33:24When you need them, when you need them, you're not around.
00:33:27When you don't want them, you show up, and you give us a bunch of crap.
00:33:30There's not a damn thing wrong with any of this.
00:33:33Hey!
00:33:34It's down cold!
00:33:35It's down cold!
00:33:36It's down cold!
00:33:37It's down cold!
00:33:38It's down cold!
00:33:39This guy's just a fireman!
00:33:40Rattlesnake alert!
00:33:41Rattlesnake alert!
00:33:42Rattlesnake alert!
00:33:43Austin beating the hell out of Booker T!
00:33:46And that sky marks above the arena!
00:33:48Look at him!
00:33:49Look at him!
00:33:50Look at him!
00:33:51And Booker T running for his life!
00:33:53Austin in pursuit of Booker T!
00:33:58But they are!
00:33:59We're here!
00:34:00It's like Booker T running like a small adult!
00:34:02And he should be running!
00:34:03He cost Austin the undisputed, come up twice this week!
00:34:08You better run, Booker T!
00:34:10Oh!
00:34:11And Austin knocking Booker T down!
00:34:12The rattlesnake!
00:34:15Oh!
00:34:16You think this is all right?
00:34:19Austin's enraged!
00:34:20He's out of control!
00:34:23Booker T costs Austin the undisputed title,
00:34:26Not once, but twice this week, King.
00:34:28He's still after him.
00:34:31King Austin's way down in that heavy suit.
00:34:33He's just right out of the arena.
00:34:35Yeah, Booker T into that waiting limousine.
00:34:38And Booker T narrowly escaping the rattlesnake.
00:34:42Where's your firetruck?
00:34:44You'll never catch him in a firetruck.
00:34:47Oh boy, Mr. McMahon's perfect evening has been ruined already.
00:34:51And King, what's this?
00:34:54King, is that Stone Cold?
00:34:56Stone Cold pickup truck.
00:34:57Austin's got his truck.
00:34:59Oh no, this can't be good for Booker T.
00:35:03The rattlesnake in hot pursuit of Booker T.
00:35:13A decade of destruction.
00:35:15Long live the Undertaker.
00:35:17From the beginning of his legendary career.
00:35:19From Death Valley, I give you the Undertaker.
00:35:23To the rebirth of this world-renowned icon.
00:35:26The Undertaker is kicking.
00:35:28I think Dead Man Inc. is open for business.
00:35:31Witness the rise of one of the biggest superstars ever to step into the ring.
00:35:36The Undertaker.
00:35:37This is my yard.
00:35:38Available now and all month long at WWFFanaticSeries.com.
00:35:42We're back on SmackDown, still down at Bakersfield.
00:35:51This is gonna be a lot of fun.
00:35:52The tag team champions, the Dudley's teaming up with Christian.
00:35:55This is a six-minute tag matchup.
00:35:57This is a six-minute tag matchup.
00:36:00This is a four-football.
00:36:02Making their weight like they're accompanied by the states and people.
00:36:05At a combined weight of 789 pounds.
00:36:09The European Champion of Christian.
00:36:11And the tag team champions, the Dudley Ball.
00:36:15It's my panties.
00:36:16My panties.
00:36:17This team has got a white panties.
00:36:18Okay, Sunday night on MTV, it's Sunday Night Heat back live at WWF New York with the European Champion, Christian, the special guest, live at WWF New York, 7-6-Central this Sunday night for Heat.
00:36:32Turn it up.
00:36:33I think the team is going to be my special guest.
00:36:35And everybody weight a 570 pounds.
00:36:41Turn it up.
00:36:42Albert and Scott.
00:36:44Two, three.
00:36:46Scottie and Albert.
00:36:50Definitely matchup.
00:36:52Want to remind all our fans, Jake, Monday Night, Raw is more coming to you live from Lafayette, the Cajun Dome, Tuesday, down in New Orleans.
00:37:00A week from tomorrow, we open Miami.
00:37:03And a week from Saturday, Orlando, Florida.
00:37:06Oh, yeah.
00:37:08Uh-oh.
00:37:10Wait a minute.
00:37:11I think the mood's about to change, Michael.
00:37:13Oh, yeah.
00:37:17Oh, yeah.
00:37:19Oh, yeah.
00:37:20And there Parker from the Road Hope section of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in a corner at 48 pounds.
00:37:2710.
00:37:28That's your partner.
00:37:29Yeah.
00:37:30Taz on the front of the ring is Pitbull, the overachiever, that street butt from Brooklyn, New York.
00:37:37All right, you call him a Pitbull, you know, Scottie, Tuhati, and Albert.
00:37:43He calls himself the Hip-Hop, Hip-Hop now.
00:37:45Right.
00:37:46They want us to start calling the Zoo Crew.
00:37:48The Zoo Crew?
00:37:49Yeah, you got a Hippo and you got a Worm.
00:37:51Well, you got Taz on the team tonight, so beside a Pitbull, what would be Taz being?
00:37:55Look at Devon from behind Albert.
00:37:56What kind of animal would Taz be?
00:37:57Let's see.
00:37:59Certainly not a giraffe, I know that, but I don't know, what would it be?
00:38:03Devon's a big knockdown.
00:38:04You hung around with Taz a lot.
00:38:05By the 350 pound Albert.
00:38:09I don't know, Kate.
00:38:10Well, actually, I think the Tazmanian Devil is a man.
00:38:13It is.
00:38:14And here comes Scottie in off the tag by Albert.
00:38:19Oh, look at this.
00:38:20Looks like this takes a lot of fun.
00:38:22Albert and Scottie Tuhani, but all business with a 350 pounder.
00:38:25And here's some jive talking by Scottie with a right hand to Devon Dudley.
00:38:30We are sold out in Bakersfield, folks.
00:38:34Wait a minute.
00:38:35Did you say jive talking?
00:38:37Oh, look out, pin elbow to the face.
00:38:39I'm sure you do.
00:38:41Oh, look at this.
00:38:43Bummer A. Dudley behind the referee's back, and Scottie felt that one.
00:38:47It might not be too much more dancing for Scottie Tuhani.
00:38:50Come on, Christian, get up back, Christian!
00:38:52With the streets of Bakersfield, Kate Stone Cold, Steve Austin in that pickup truck,
00:38:56apparently still flying around, chasing a limousine that Booker T's in.
00:39:00Austin dressed up as a fireman, invading Mr. McMahon's luxury skybox earlier.
00:39:06Can I chase Booker T out of the building?
00:39:08And this is an array rattlesnake.
00:39:10Covered by Christian, and a kick out by Scottie Christian,
00:39:13the European champion.
00:39:14I don't know who to call.
00:39:15Who?
00:39:16Is Eric just trying to still work for Jim?
00:39:17Please stop.
00:39:18What?
00:39:18Somebody's got to stop this.
00:39:20Austin's the big man out there driving around.
00:39:22And Christian, the European champion,
00:39:23very aggressive against Scottie Tuhani in this matchup.
00:39:26Put up my face.
00:39:27And his sellout crowd at Bakersfield here tonight.
00:39:31What a main event king.
00:39:32Rob Van Dam and The Rock teaming up to take on the undisputed champion, Y2J, and the hardcore
00:39:41champion, The Undertaker.
00:39:43It's bowl season.
00:39:44I'm calling that the ego bowl tonight.
00:39:46This is gonna be great.
00:39:47Oh, Bubba Ray Dudley kicked in the back of the head.
00:39:49And I'll tell you, The Dudleys and Christian doing a hell of a job double teaming and sometimes
00:39:54triple teaming Scottie Tuhani, who tries to battle back with the right hands against Christian.
00:39:59Anything's going through Mr. McMahon's mind, sitting up there in the luxury box all by himself.
00:40:04What a side rusher.
00:40:05Mike Christian, cover, hooks the leg, and a kick in.
00:40:08One, two, three.
00:40:09Didn't have Hippo in there?
00:40:11Mr. McMahon with ice on the jaw after that attack by Austin earlier on.
00:40:16Austin's irate.
00:40:17He's out of control.
00:40:18He's deranged.
00:40:19And who knows what he's gonna do to Booker T if he can catch up to him somewhere here in Bakersfield tonight.
00:40:25Beat him with a fire hose or something like that.
00:40:27Not once, but twice in a 24-hour period.
00:40:29Booker T screwed Stone Cold out of the Undisputed Championship.
00:40:33And Scottie has been isolated by the Dudleys and Christian, but he's trying to battle back.
00:40:41And there's a kick to the face.
00:40:42A desperation maneuver by Scottie Tuhani, who needs to make a tag.
00:40:46Do you like the name Zoo Crew?
00:40:48I love it.
00:40:48Scottie and him have Hippo.
00:40:49Awesome.
00:40:50I thought they should go as MC Crackers.
00:40:53What?
00:40:53Or maybe Run B.M.W.
00:40:55Or the Pasty Boys.
00:40:56What are you talking about?
00:40:58Here's the tag to Taz, and Taz is a street thug from Brooklyn.
00:41:03Who never backs down from a challenge.
00:41:05Taking it to Christian.
00:41:06Oh, look at this.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:08To Christian by Taz.
00:41:09Taz a ball of fire.
00:41:10Hook of the leg.
00:41:11Two.
00:41:12And Bubba Ray Dudley breaks up the three-count.
00:41:13Albert into the ring as well.
00:41:14And it's starting to break down, King.
00:41:16Yes, it is.
00:41:17Get over here, Stacy.
00:41:18Get by me.
00:41:19You'll be safe.
00:41:20Devon misses right hand.
00:41:21Taz knocks him over the top rope.
00:41:22And Taz in pursuit of Devon.
00:41:24Scottie and Christian in the ring.
00:41:26Oh, look at Taz just mauling Devon Dudley outside the ring.
00:41:30He is like an animal.
00:41:31Come on, let's go.
00:41:32Let's go, let's go.
00:41:33Well, Scottie building some momentum.
00:41:34Two.
00:41:35Christian cut him off as he went for the Bulldog.
00:41:37Two.
00:41:38Whoa.
00:41:39Scottie lands on his feet.
00:41:40Look out.
00:41:41Christian Bulldog knocked down, and here we go.
00:41:43It's the Zoot Crew's specialty.
00:41:46Here comes the worm, baby.
00:41:48W-O-R-M.
00:41:53There he is.
00:41:54Stacy.
00:41:55Look at Stacy.
00:41:56Stacy up on the ankle, distracting Scottie.
00:41:58Look out.
00:41:59Look out.
00:42:02That's a distraction for you.
00:42:04Here's the distraction as well.
00:42:063D to Scottie, two hottie from the Dudleys.
00:42:11Uh-oh, watch it.
00:42:12And Albert knocked over the top rope as well.
00:42:14Uh-oh.
00:42:15Albert pulling Devon out.
00:42:16Here's Taz.
00:42:17Oh, look out.
00:42:18By the way.
00:42:19Suplex.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:21Bending up like an accordion.
00:42:22Christian into the ring.
00:42:23Going for the Ukrainian.
00:42:24Can he hook?
00:42:25No, he can't.
00:42:26The Taz mission.
00:42:27The Taz mission.
00:42:28Locked in.
00:42:29The Taz mission by the Pitbull.
00:42:31Christian taps out.
00:42:33Look at this.
00:42:36Here are your leaders, Taz, Albert, and Scottie.
00:42:40Two.
00:42:41Honey.
00:42:42I'll tell you one thing.
00:42:44Taz's a commentator on Heat Live Sunday night.
00:42:47Christian's a special guest.
00:42:49I can't wait for Heat on MTV.
00:42:51Stacy, let me adjust those panties.
00:42:59Booker.
00:43:01Book.
00:43:02Book.
00:43:03Booker.
00:43:04Are you all right?
00:43:05Are you okay?
00:43:06Yeah, Vince.
00:43:07I'm all right.
00:43:08Yeah, but right now my cell phone right now is a little bit on the plate.
00:43:11But listen up.
00:43:12I think I lost Austin.
00:43:13Not that I was scared of anything.
00:43:15I could have taken that sucker straight out of the game if I wanted to.
00:43:20Yeah, but he surprised me.
00:43:22And guess what?
00:43:23It's all good.
00:43:24But I think I ditched that sucker.
00:43:26That sucker.
00:43:27So right now, I'm going to stop at this little supermarket.
00:43:29This little supermarket.
00:43:30It's called a green frog supermarket.
00:43:32Yeah, the green frog.
00:43:33Stop and get me a little cappuccino or something like that.
00:43:36And guess what you won't believe.
00:43:38The slogan is, I'm always a leap ahead.
00:43:41A leap ahead.
00:43:42Just like me and you.
00:43:43But that sucker, Austin.
00:43:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:46Whoa.
00:43:47Hold on, Vince.
00:43:48Tell me I didn't just see that.
00:43:51Tell me I didn't just see that.
00:43:54This.
00:43:55I think I just saw Austin's truck.
00:43:57I gotta go.
00:44:04Enjoy it.
00:44:05SmackDown at WWF New York in the heart of Times Square in New York City.
00:44:08Home of Sunday Night Heat.
00:44:09This Sunday live on MTV.
00:44:11And I'll tell you, King.
00:44:12Hell of a lot safer on the streets of New York tonight than it is here at Bakersfield.
00:44:15Austin's flying around in a pickup truck.
00:44:18And apparently, Booker T said that he just saw the pickup truck.
00:44:21And then, don't call him a certain man.
00:44:23Oh.
00:44:24It's getting scary, it can't be.
00:44:26The following contest is scheduled for Wentfall.
00:44:28Making his way to the ring from Cameron, North Carolina.
00:44:31Laying it at 224 pounds.
00:44:34Matt Hardy.
00:44:36Matt Hardy dunking Lita.
00:44:38Monday night on national television.
00:44:40King.
00:44:41Matt got a home set tonight at the APA.
00:44:43Talking about Lita.
00:44:44Her boys will be boys.
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00:45:08Uh-oh.
00:45:09Back here.
00:45:10What about the next round in 22 pounds?
00:45:13Rich off.
00:45:14Well, one thing you don't do to the APA thing is messing the cigars up here.
00:45:18Not going to the card table, which is what Matt Hardy did.
00:45:21Now, the APA will be asking Matt questions that somebody like you would ask him about Lita, his ex-girlfriend.
00:45:28What are you talking about, somebody like me?
00:45:29I'm gonna get a little sniff the carpet, Matt's the grave.
00:45:31Right hand by Bradshaw to Matt Hardy.
00:45:34Matt Hardy wanted this matchup.
00:45:35Bradshaw gonna give him a fight here on SmackDown.
00:45:39Matt Hardy losing to his brother, Jeff, vengeance Sunday after Matt's ex-girlfriend.
00:45:44Guest referee failed to see Matt Hardy's foot on the bottom rope.
00:45:49Matt got all upset about it.
00:45:50Here's the cover by Bradshaw on a kick out.
00:45:52Look, you wouldn't get upset about it.
00:45:53Now poor Matt has let his emotions get the best of it.
00:45:56And Matt Hardy demanded the handicap match on this past Monday night against Jeff and Lita.
00:46:01And he won, he won.
00:46:02Things have just exploded.
00:46:03The Hardy boys team extreme no longer.
00:46:06Lita dumped on national television.
00:46:08Probably the best thing that ever happened to that poor woman.
00:46:10Just get on the bus, Gus.
00:46:12No need to discuss much.
00:46:14Just send yourself free.
00:46:1550 ways to leave a lover as Bradshaw working on Matt Hardy here.
00:46:19Only one ways now, thanks to Matt.
00:46:21Right hands by Matt Hardy to Bradshaw.
00:46:24Knocked off the top rope.
00:46:26Still to come tonight kick.
00:46:27Look at Matt Hardy into the cover.
00:46:29Tremendous maneuver and a kick out by Bradshaw.
00:46:32Still to come tonight if we haven't had enough problems already,
00:46:35you're gonna throw Y2J and The Undertaker into the ring of the same team.
00:46:39Matt Hardy hook of the leg kicked out to take on Rob Van Dam in The Rock.
00:46:44And we all know the issues between those four men.
00:46:46And it's gonna explode right here tonight in Bakersfield.
00:46:49There you go, Bowlin.
00:46:50I can't wait to see it.
00:46:51And I can't also wait to see what's gonna happen here with Matt.
00:46:54Do you think that he's thinking if he makes an example out of Bradshaw here,
00:46:59if he beats Bradshaw that Lita will come crawling back on her hands and knees?
00:47:03Doesn't Matt even want Lita back?
00:47:05I don't know what to think.
00:47:07I think Matt could do better.
00:47:08About Matt Hardy anymore.
00:47:10And the fall away slam for Bradshaw to Matt Hardy.
00:47:13One!
00:47:14Into the cover.
00:47:15There's two and a kick out.
00:47:16Matt Hardy do better than Lita?
00:47:17Yeah, he can do better than Lita, absolutely.
00:47:18But I do want to tell Lita that I am available if he, just on an interim basis.
00:47:24Well, Test already tried that tonight.
00:47:26Jeff Hardy is picking up for his friend Lita.
00:47:28Oh!
00:47:29Pick up underneath the chin by Bradshaw.
00:47:33A right hand from Bradshaw to Matt Hardy.
00:47:36What do you think Mr. McMahon's thinking?
00:47:37He's up in that luxury box tonight.
00:47:39He's already had Stone Cold Steve Austin bust into his suite here tonight.
00:47:43Then he just received a phone call for Booker T.
00:47:45Booker T saying that he spotted Austin's truck,
00:47:47and Austin's in pursuit of Booker T.
00:47:49I don't know what Mr. McMahon's thinking.
00:47:51Boom!
00:47:52He's gotta be emotionally distraught.
00:47:54Told that ice pack to his chin.
00:47:56He got hit in the chin by the rattlesnake.
00:47:58Suplex from Bradshaw to Matt Hardy.
00:48:01Matt Hardy, well, he made the challenge in this matchup.
00:48:04Got all upset at the APA for talking about his ex, mind you, ex-girlfriend Lita.
00:48:09See, I can't tell you how Vince McMahon thinks.
00:48:11I don't know how, I can tell you how a millionaire thinks,
00:48:13but I can't quite relate to how a millionaire thinks yet.
00:48:16I'm not quite there yet.
00:48:17Oh, look at this, Matt Hardy on the second.
00:48:20Bradshaw driven head first into the center of the ring.
00:48:24And Matt Hardy starting to build momentum.
00:48:26This would be a big win for Matt Hardy.
00:48:28Yes, it would be.
00:48:29Trying rushing legs to Bradshaw.
00:48:31Send a message to Lita loud and clear.
00:48:33You are not needed.
00:48:34Matt Hardy's got some sort of bizarre change in recent weeks.
00:48:41Cover on Bradshaw and a nonchalant cover.
00:48:44And Bradshaw got his shoulder up.
00:48:46You're not gonna cover.
00:48:47You're not gonna beat a big man like Bradshaw with a cover like that.
00:48:50Well, then he just wants to give me some more punishment.
00:48:53Look at this.
00:48:54Oh, Matt Hardy went for the twist of fate.
00:48:56Bradshaw missed with the right hand.
00:48:58Matt Hardy kicked to the midsection.
00:48:59Goes for the twist of fate again.
00:49:00Off the ropes.
00:49:01Missed with the right hand.
00:49:02And Bradshaw connects with a clothesline from hell.
00:49:06Oh, no.
00:49:07Where's Lita when you need her?
00:49:09It is over.
00:49:11Bradshaw defeats Matt Hardy.
00:49:13Here is your winner, Bradshaw.
00:49:16Uh-oh.
00:49:21Is he?
00:49:23That'd be hard to chew.
00:49:24Get some soup.
00:49:25Wow.
00:49:26Uh-oh.
00:49:27Wait a minute.
00:49:28It was glorious.
00:49:29Absolutely glorious.
00:49:31Who the hell are you on the phone, Joe?
00:49:34I told you.
00:49:35You've got a lot of reasons to be upset.
00:49:36I'm all over it.
00:49:37What about your side?
00:49:39Hey.
00:49:40Hi.
00:49:41Yeah, just a minute.
00:49:42Just a minute.
00:49:43Yeah.
00:49:44Oh, yeah.
00:49:45I'll see you later on.
00:49:48Yeah.
00:49:49Who the hell are you talking to?
00:49:51Just a minute.
00:49:53Good.
00:49:54Bear with me for a minute.
00:49:57Bear with me.
00:49:58What, you want to talk to him?
00:50:01All right.
00:50:02He wants to talk to you?
00:50:05Who the hell wants to talk to me?
00:50:07Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:50:10What?
00:50:11He's on the phone.
00:50:19Hello?
00:50:20Hey, Vince.
00:50:21Yeah, it's me, Stone Cold.
00:50:23What?
00:50:24What?
00:50:25I said it's me, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:50:27What?
00:50:28You know the guy you and Booker screwed at vengeance?
00:50:30What?
00:50:31The same guy you and Booker screwed out the undisputed title in a steel cage on Raw?
00:50:37What?
00:50:38What?
00:50:39What?
00:50:40Did you think you're going to sit up there in your little luxury box on your fat ass and Stone Cold's not going to do nothing about it?
00:50:45What?
00:50:46You know where I'm at, Vince?
00:50:48What?
00:50:49What?
00:50:50What?
00:50:51I said, do you know where I'm at?
00:50:53What?
00:50:54What?
00:50:55I'm calling you from my truck.
00:50:56What?
00:50:57What?
00:50:58And my truck is in the parking lot of the Green Frog grocery store.
00:51:01What?
00:51:02What?
00:51:03Seems a certain jackass in a limousine thought he could pull into the Green Frog and stay a leap ahead of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:51:10You know, Vince, it's a good thing Booker came to the Green Frog grocery store because I had some shopping to do anyway.
00:51:16What?
00:51:17What?
00:51:18So right before I take care of Booker D, I'm going to get me a little grocery cart and load that thing full of potato chips.
00:51:24What?
00:51:25What?
00:51:26What?
00:51:27What?
00:51:28What?
00:51:29What?
00:51:30What?
00:51:31What?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33What?
00:51:34What?
00:51:35What?
00:51:36What?
00:51:37What?
00:51:38What?
00:51:39What?
00:51:40What?
00:51:41What?
00:51:42What?
00:51:43What?
00:51:44What?
00:51:45What?
00:51:46What?
00:51:47What?
00:51:48What?
00:51:49What?
00:51:50What?
00:51:51What?
00:51:52What?
00:51:53What?
00:51:54What?
00:51:55What?
00:51:56What?
00:51:57What?
00:51:58What?
00:51:59What?
00:52:00What?
00:52:01What?
00:52:02What?
00:52:03What?
00:52:04What?
00:52:05What?
00:52:06What?
00:52:07What?
00:52:08What?
00:52:09What?
00:52:10What?
00:52:11What?
00:52:12What?
00:52:13Well, during the break, Mr. McMahon tried desperately to get through to Booker T
00:52:25to warn him that Austin knows where he is.
00:52:29Damn it. I can't get through to Booker.
00:52:33I can't get through to Booker. His cell phone's dead.
00:52:43Have a seat. Calm down. Come on.
00:52:49It's your show.
00:52:52Honey, honey.
00:52:54No. Check, we'll see if it'll be fresh.
00:53:04This is a chocolate. It's fresh.
00:53:06Please, you're with us on aisle two. That's aisle two.
00:53:10Yes.
00:53:11Uh-oh.
00:53:13Uh-oh.
00:53:18I think I'd leave aisle two if I were you, sucker.
00:53:22Look at this. Oh, it's Austin.
00:53:24He's gonna take from behind.
00:53:26Booker T may have been smart at Austin, King.
00:53:30Get your ass off.
00:53:33Uh-oh. Not Austin.
00:53:35Wait a minute.
00:53:36Who was that guy?
00:53:38He was a shopper.
00:53:39Who the hell are you?
00:53:40Oh, no.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:41You're going to wrap up.
00:53:43Oh.
00:53:43He can't hear you.
00:53:50Come on.
00:53:51Oh, Austin.
00:53:51Austin attacking Booker T.
00:53:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:54:00Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:54:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:54:01Ha-ha-ha.
00:54:02Somebody better call the police!
00:54:16Not the produce section!
00:54:26You want some ketchup?
00:54:28You want some ketchup with that ass whooping?
00:54:32What's this?
00:54:34What's this?
00:54:36Look at the pretty princess!
00:54:38Look at the pretty flowers!
00:54:40Tiffany flowers!
00:54:44Happy holidays!
00:54:46Excuse me sir!
00:54:48Do you have any grapefruit boys?
00:54:50Here's some grapefruit!
00:54:52What's that?
00:54:54Come on!
00:54:56What's that?
00:54:58What's that?
00:55:00What's that?
00:55:02What's that?
00:55:04Ah!
00:55:06Ah!
00:55:08Ah!
00:55:10Ah!
00:55:12Ah!
00:55:14Ah!
00:55:16Ah!
00:55:18Ah!
00:55:22Ah!
00:55:24Ah!
00:55:25That's your more grapefruit!
00:55:29Ah!
00:55:30olly green potatan.
00:55:32Black potataners too!
00:55:34And potato!
00:55:36Ah!
00:55:37Ah!
00:55:38Ah!
00:55:39Come on, it's not right
00:56:02You know
00:56:09Let's go fight
00:56:11Let's go fight
00:56:13Let's go fight to my body
00:56:15Let's get to my body
00:56:17You like it, boy?
00:56:19Let's go
00:56:21Damn it
00:56:27Oh yeah, we're just getting started
00:56:29I won't do it no more
00:56:39Shopping gets me tired
00:56:40I won't do it no more
00:56:41Shopping gets me tired
00:56:42I'm thirsty
00:56:43Please, please, no more
00:56:44Please, I won't do that
00:56:46Give me like you use a cold one, Buck
00:56:48You're thirsty
00:56:49Please, I won't do this
00:56:50Please, please
00:56:51That's not the way you serve a man a cold one?
00:56:56We're gonna get thirsty
00:56:58No
00:57:00No
00:57:01Come on, Buck
00:57:02No
00:57:03Oh, please
00:57:04Here we go
00:57:05Here we go
00:57:06Please, no, boy
00:57:07Yeah
00:57:08No
00:57:09No
00:57:10Not eggs
00:57:11Let's Grab Kang
00:57:11You want to let them cook some eggs?
00:57:16No, not eggs
00:57:23Not eggs, Buck
00:57:30Now we shouldら well eat some eggs, a piece of eggs
00:57:33Those are double yokers too.
00:57:45You want some crackers?
00:57:47Yeah.
00:57:47Crackers?
00:57:48Booker would never want crackers.
00:57:55I hope you enjoy these, these are hard to come by.
00:57:59Here you go, Book.
00:58:03Oh!
00:58:04Booker with a shot to the jaw of Austin.
00:58:07Well, it's about time.
00:58:08We've got to put a stop to this.
00:58:15Yeah!
00:58:16Get him, Book.
00:58:17Damn right.
00:58:23Get your ass.
00:58:25Get in there.
00:58:29Oh, God, no.
00:58:36Oh, God.
00:58:37Oh, please.
00:58:38There you go.
00:58:39Oh, God.
00:58:41Oh, God.
00:58:48Hey, Book.
00:58:49We've got milk.
00:58:50We've got milk.
00:58:51We've got milk.
00:58:52We've got milk.
00:58:53We've got milk.
00:58:54Oh, God.
00:58:55Oh, God.
00:58:56Oh, God.
00:58:57Oh, God.
00:58:58Oh, God.
00:58:59Oh, God.
00:59:00Oh, God.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:02Oh.
00:59:03Oh.
00:59:04Oh.
00:59:05Oh.
00:59:06Oh.
00:59:07Oh.
00:59:08Oh.
00:59:09You sure made a mess, that book.
00:59:10Oh.
00:59:11Oh.
00:59:12There you go.
00:59:13Oh.
00:59:14Oh, no, baby, you want to burp?
00:59:20Oh, no, no more.
00:59:26That's coffee, that's coffee.
00:59:33Let's go check out, Bucky.
00:59:35All right, Bucky, he's gonna look too good right now.
00:59:39Yeah, there's been fun shopping with you, Bucky.
00:59:42There you go.
00:59:43You got to check my house.
00:59:45Oh, no.
00:59:46It's not worth a whole lot right now.
00:59:48Not in that condition.
00:59:57All right, Jackass.
01:00:03I'm gonna get to.
01:00:05I'm gonna get to.
01:00:12Come on.
01:00:18What is so funny?
01:00:19This is not funny.
01:00:25I think I told you, you'd enjoy the show.
01:00:28What is so funny?
01:00:31Woo!
01:00:37Well, coming up next, The Rocket RVD!
01:00:41Jericho and The Undertaker!
01:00:43A huge tag match!
01:00:44Next!
01:00:45And now, the WWF Super Smash of the Week.
01:00:50Brought to you by Crash Bandicoot, The Wrath of Cortex.
01:00:54Rated everyone.
01:00:57And again, RVD.
01:00:58Going to the VanDaminator.
01:01:00And again, The Undertaker voided it.
01:01:02Woo!
01:01:03Oh, my God!
01:01:04VanDamin' Coastline, up the stage, through the tables!
01:01:08The Undertaker wins the Hardcore title!
01:01:15Back on SmackDown, huge tag match on the way!
01:01:18What a nice it has been!
01:01:20He is the undisputed champion!
01:01:39Like that...
01:01:40That ego of his, I think that explosion gets bigger every night!
01:01:43One, two, three, four, three, four!
01:01:46Falling Tag Team Contest is scheduled for one fall!
01:01:50Making his way to the ring from Winnipeg, Manitoba.
01:01:53Weighing in at 227 pounds,
01:01:56is the undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion,
01:02:01Chris Jericho!
01:02:03Okay, you may not like the tactics used,
01:02:05but Chris Jericho got the job done at Vengeance.
01:02:09He defeated the Rock Banks to Mr. McMahon!
01:02:11He defeated Stone Cold in the final,
01:02:15thanks to Booker T.
01:02:17One, two, three! What does that mean?
01:02:18Well, nonetheless, the history books are gonna read.
01:02:21Jericho beat two great champions,
01:02:24Rock and Austin,
01:02:26on the same night,
01:02:27in a span of about 45 minutes.
01:02:30I believe he's gonna let timekeeper Mark Eaton
01:02:32hold on to those championships.
01:02:35Jericho's an egomaniac.
01:02:36He's out of control.
01:02:38Calls himself the living legend.
01:02:41He also plays he beat Austin to the rock,
01:02:44circle-handed,
01:02:45but what a farce that was!
01:02:47He's at that now.
01:02:48there's a
01:02:54And from Houston, Texas,
01:03:03with the wonderful center of this high-core champion,
01:03:09the under-kicker.
01:03:12The sick, the sadistic hardcore champion.
01:03:16A final victory over the Van Damme and Vengeance Pits.
01:03:20A vicious chokeslam of R.V.D. off the stage through tables.
01:03:27You're lucky that Motor Dagger's got a loud engine
01:03:28that he can't hear you say that he's thinking sadistic.
01:03:33Look at you for that hardcore championship at the hood ornament.
01:03:38We're just saying that the Royal Rumble is going to be live
01:03:42January 20th from the Phillips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia.
01:03:45And presented by Square Stock Final Fantasy X
01:03:49for PlayStation 2.
01:03:50And the huge news there, tickets go on sale this Saturday morning
01:03:55for the Royal Rumble in Atlanta.
01:04:01And from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds,
01:04:08Rob Van Damme.
01:04:10Yeah, the one hard resilience just to be back out here tonight.
01:04:14Rob Van Damme has still got to be battered and bruised and sore
01:04:18after that vicious, hardcore battle with the Undertaker and Vengeance.
01:04:23Oh, my gosh.
01:04:23He was thrown off of that stage back there right through two tables.
01:04:27And this man...
01:04:29And the Rock is cooking.
01:04:33And from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 235 pounds,
01:04:39of the world.
01:04:41Don't think the Royal Rumble is able to
01:04:43and this tremendous personal rivalry
01:04:46between the Rock and Y2J is over.
01:04:49Terrico defeated the Rock Convention
01:04:51thanks to the low-glow factory.
01:04:53Distraction by Mr. McMahon.
01:04:55But can't you hit the nail on the head on Raw Monday night?
01:04:58It was the Rock who forced Mr. McMahon's head
01:05:01into Rikishi's Broadway here on SmackDown last week.
01:05:04And Mr. McMahon, foul revenge.
01:05:06He got it in Vengeance.
01:05:08That's right.
01:05:09The famous word right here by Mr. McMahon.
01:05:11He who laughs fast after laughing.
01:05:15I don't think Mr. McMahon's doing much laughter tonight
01:05:17after when Stone Cold did get the Booker T
01:05:19and the Green Frog Supermarket earlier on.
01:05:22Oh, my.
01:05:25Look at the look on the face of the Rock.
01:05:29Yeah, Jericho's all proud.
01:05:31He's all happy.
01:05:33I'll tell you, Jericho wouldn't be a disputed champion
01:05:35if it weren't for the fact that
01:05:37Booker T screwed Austin out of the title.
01:05:40Not just in Vengeance, but 24 hours later
01:05:43in that Steel Cage matchup on Raw.
01:05:46He ain't living the past, Michael.
01:05:47The fact is, Y2J is the first ever
01:05:51undisputed champion in wrestling.
01:05:54That's what the history books read
01:05:56is The Rock and The Undertaker square off
01:05:58two of the greatest champions of our time
01:06:01looking at each other in the ring.
01:06:03Rock and Undertaker.
01:06:04And Rock went after Jericho
01:06:05and it may have cost him as The Undertaker
01:06:07goes to work on The Rock.
01:06:09See, that ticked The Undertaker off right there
01:06:11because Rock showed no respect for The Undertaker
01:06:14who he's in the ring with.
01:06:15He went after Jericho and said, look at that uppercut.
01:06:17And the way The Undertaker's been acting
01:06:18as a playing king, there's some poetic justice
01:06:21in the fact that The Undertaker is indeed
01:06:23now the hardcore champion.
01:06:25The Rock with an elbow on the face
01:06:26and he chains Undertaker.
01:06:29Rock with the two-man, the hammer's away
01:06:31with the right hands to The Undertaker
01:06:32and his tag matchup.
01:06:34What do we got here?
01:06:35Oh, man.
01:06:36The Undertaker on with a clothesline
01:06:39with a Brahma bull, The Rock.
01:06:40Rock whipped off the ropes
01:06:43and swinging that breaker to the Undertaker
01:06:45by The Rock.
01:06:46And he says, just bring it.
01:06:48Why do you jam?
01:06:50He's showing no respect for The Undertaker.
01:06:52He'd never swing it back on the dead man.
01:06:54And you're right, King.
01:06:55Again, the distraction of Jericho.
01:06:58And The Rock.
01:07:00Now Jericho's into the ring.
01:07:01Now the Undisputed Champion.
01:07:03Maki humiliating.
01:07:05Embarrassing The Rock.
01:07:06King of The Rock while he's down.
01:07:07I'll tell you, this rivalry
01:07:10between The Rock and Jericho
01:07:12has been going on for months now.
01:07:14I see Jericho can get away
01:07:15with doing all that stuff
01:07:16because he is the Undisputed Champion.
01:07:19He's an egomaniac, an egoholic.
01:07:22Calls himself the living legend.
01:07:25Well, what does Rock call himself?
01:07:27The Brahma Bull, The People's Champion.
01:07:28The People's Champion, the run,
01:07:30all this kind of stuff, you know.
01:07:32The Rock with the right hands
01:07:33for Chris Jericho.
01:07:34Jericho, the rap, look at The Undertaker.
01:07:37From behind.
01:07:38And Rock, oh, look at The Undertaker
01:07:40hanging him up on the top rope.
01:07:41Once again, Jericho takes advantage
01:07:43of the opportunity.
01:07:45Into the cover.
01:07:45Hook to the leg.
01:07:46And The Rock gets the shoulder up.
01:07:48And I gotta give Jericho credit
01:07:49on that point, King.
01:07:50But one thing Chris Jericho
01:07:51seems to have been able to do
01:07:52over the past few weeks
01:07:54is take advantage of the situation.
01:07:56Two minutes before it.
01:07:58That's how you get to be
01:07:59the Undisputed Champion.
01:08:01And he's the best of every opportunity
01:08:02that comes your way.
01:08:03And Jericho has done that.
01:08:04He's a jackass is what he is.
01:08:06Comes into the ring.
01:08:07A jackass?
01:08:08Humiliating and embarrassing The Rock.
01:08:10Our Undisputed Champion is a jackass?
01:08:12Is that what you're saying, Michael?
01:08:13And here's the tag
01:08:13of the hardcore champion,
01:08:15The Undertaker.
01:08:16Look!
01:08:16And Rock and Dan
01:08:17get to enter this matchup.
01:08:19And The Rock under a tremendous amount
01:08:21of punishment.
01:08:22Look at The Undertaker,
01:08:23Rock's neck, backs it off the back.
01:08:25Here's the cover.
01:08:26And full-out ring
01:08:27into the jaw of The Rock.
01:08:28And look at The Undertaker.
01:08:30The viciousness
01:08:31of The Hardcore Champion.
01:08:33I'll tell you,
01:08:34this Undertaker's changed.
01:08:35I don't know what's gotten into him.
01:08:36Demanding all this respect to me.
01:08:38He had the respect
01:08:39for the hell of a lot of people, King.
01:08:40And I think a lot of these people out here
01:08:42have lost respect for The Undertaker
01:08:44after this whole metamorphosis
01:08:45has changed in recent weeks.
01:08:47Let me just say this.
01:08:48If you truly had respect
01:08:49for The Undertaker,
01:08:49you couldn't lose it.
01:08:51He had done anything else.
01:08:53Lose his respect.
01:08:54Ooh, shot to the midsection.
01:08:56What do you mean?
01:08:56He forced J.R. to kiss Mr. McMahon's behind
01:08:59out here a couple of weeks ago.
01:09:00Well, I don't think J.R. actually
01:09:02tucked it up.
01:09:03Undertaker
01:09:04like he should have.
01:09:05He's told the fans,
01:09:06bottom line,
01:09:08sort of a kiss off
01:09:09as The Undertaker
01:09:10hammers away,
01:09:11and in comes The Brahma Bull.
01:09:12He's trying to battle back.
01:09:13And The Rock with right hand
01:09:15to The Undertaker.
01:09:16Off the ropes,
01:09:19Rock misses right-handed.
01:09:20Look out!
01:09:21Undertaker tying to the air.
01:09:23Well, you gotta admit,
01:09:24once Y2 Jake would
01:09:25be caring about what the fans thought of him,
01:09:27he became a huge success.
01:09:29Well, he's really there,
01:09:30the undisputed champion,
01:09:31first ever in the history of this business
01:09:33in The Rock.
01:09:34The Brahma Bull,
01:09:35playing The Undertaker,
01:09:36the DDT,
01:09:37but he desperately,
01:09:38The Rock does,
01:09:39needs to make a tag to Rob Van Damme,
01:09:41and RBD wants in this matchup.
01:09:42Well, you said it right.
01:09:44Rock planted The Undertaker.
01:09:47RBD, calm, cool, and collected,
01:09:50but you know damn well
01:09:51he wants to get some semblance of revenge
01:09:54on The Undertaker after that chokeslam.
01:09:57Off the stage through tables
01:09:58at Vengeance Sunday night.
01:10:00Here comes RBD.
01:10:04Here's his chance.
01:10:05The unopened out to RBD
01:10:07with a through it into the stern of The Undertaker.
01:10:10Off the ropes,
01:10:10Undertaker in trouble,
01:10:12up over the top front,
01:10:13Look at him!
01:10:13Van Damme!
01:10:14And Rob Van Damme,
01:10:16too short to go running out on Raw,
01:10:18is here tonight,
01:10:19spinning heel kicks,
01:10:20knocked to The Undertaker and Jericho,
01:10:21and Rob Van Damme.
01:10:24Those educated feet
01:10:25as JR left the column
01:10:26are really hard at work right now
01:10:27for Rob Van Damme.
01:10:28We got all the rock style of Rob Van Damme.
01:10:30And The Undertaker,
01:10:32off his game,
01:10:34at times,
01:10:35Sunday night at Dungeons.
01:10:36And look at this,
01:10:37the RBD champ,
01:10:38Rob Van Damme,
01:10:39knocking The Undertaker down,
01:10:40and Jericho,
01:10:42into The Undertaker with an elbow,
01:10:43as Rob Van Damme moved out of the way.
01:10:45Big boot right into the mouth of Jericho.
01:10:48Ooh, another big boot.
01:10:49RBD distracted by Jericho,
01:10:51and Undertaker took advantage.
01:10:53Undertaker and Jericho,
01:10:56taking advantage of every opportunity
01:10:58in this matchup.
01:10:59Rock on the apron,
01:11:01Undertaker dragging him into the ring,
01:11:03and his back is torn.
01:11:05Jericho viciously assaulting
01:11:07Raw Van Damme out here at ringside.
01:11:10What the hell are you doing, Jericho?
01:11:12That's the match is out of her.
01:11:14The Undertaker champion, King.
01:11:15Well, I guess he can do it.
01:11:16He is the Underspeed Champion.
01:11:18Look out.
01:11:19Into the ring,
01:11:19Rob Van Damme Undertaker with a cover.
01:11:21There's one, there's two,
01:11:23and Rob Van Damme kicks out
01:11:24before the count of three.
01:11:30Got to be impressed with the resilience
01:11:32and toughness of Rob Van Damme.
01:11:34But again, King,
01:11:35as we talked about earlier on,
01:11:36King Jericho takes advantage
01:11:38of every single opportunity.
01:11:41He's an opportunist.
01:11:42I was impressed by your quickness
01:11:43of running away from the E&F table.
01:11:45Are you all right?
01:11:45Yeah, you got out of the way quick, too.
01:11:48And Chris Jericho, Y2J,
01:11:51taking it to Rob Van Damme.
01:11:53Look at this.
01:11:54First the slap across the face,
01:11:56and now the chest to the chest of RBD.
01:12:00Rob Van Damme with a forearm and another one,
01:12:03trying to battle back against the Undisputed Champion.
01:12:06He's taking the Rock off is what he's doing.
01:12:21He's got a lot of star power, you know.
01:12:24This turnbuckle goes RBD, the Hardcore Champion,
01:12:38the Undertaker, back into the ring.
01:12:40Taker and Jericho working extremely well together here tonight.
01:12:44You sound like you're surprised.
01:12:47There's no egos involved there.
01:12:49No egos involved?
01:12:50Well, okay, a little bit of ego,
01:12:51but they have respect for each other.
01:12:56Look at Undertaker with a shot in the kidney.
01:12:59Undertaker demanding respect from everyone,
01:13:01showing very little respect for Wild Man King,
01:13:04and he'll miss nature.
01:13:05One, two, three, four, they need that nose later.
01:13:09What a hardcore matchup those two men had,
01:13:11Sunday at Vengeance King.
01:13:12One of the most brutal, hardcore matches I've ever seen.
01:13:15I love it, it was great.
01:13:17And look at Jericho, again, the opportunist,
01:13:20taking advantage of Rob Van Damme,
01:13:22the referee with his back turned.
01:13:24Well, Michael, you say that like it's a bad thing.
01:13:27This is simply deadly isolation
01:13:30for The Undertaker and Chris Jericho on Rob Van Damme.
01:13:34What are you trying to say, Michael, great teamwork?
01:13:36Yeah, great teamwork is just a matter of time
01:13:38before RVD is worn out.
01:13:40Uh-oh, I love the old school stuff, here it comes.
01:13:43Well, the fans used to love it.
01:13:45As Undertaker, top rope, he'd say, this one's for you, Rock.
01:13:48You gotta respect, hey,
01:13:49Rob will get it, Undertaker has struck it for just a moment,
01:13:52lost his balance, and Rob Van Damme took advantage.
01:13:55And on Undertaker, no!
01:13:57Closed line by RVD, desperately screwed.
01:13:59And by The Undertaker, and by The Undertaker,
01:14:01gotta close line.
01:14:02RVD needs to make it to the corner.
01:14:04He needs to make a tag with The Rock.
01:14:06And The Prama Bull wants into this matchup.
01:14:09You can almost see the steam coming from the nostrils
01:14:12of The Prama Bull.
01:14:15He can taste it.
01:14:15He wants in there really bad.
01:14:18The Rock wants in.
01:14:20Undertaker slowly trying to make it to his corner.
01:14:24Here comes the indisputed champion.
01:14:26Here comes The Rock.
01:14:28The Rock and Jericho in a hellacious battle Sunday in vengeance.
01:14:32And Rock taking it out on the champ tonight.
01:14:36He's up on those close fists there, Rock.
01:14:38I know you wanna lay the smack down.
01:14:39Oh!
01:14:39Well, he just did.
01:14:40The Jericho knocked down The Rock.
01:14:43Throwed by The Rock and a champion.
01:14:45Oh, and a shot to The Undertaker.
01:14:47And another one, and another one.
01:14:48And The Rock hammered away on The Undertaker.
01:14:51Laying the smack down.
01:14:52Oh!
01:14:53Undertaker here in front of us.
01:14:55Scorebuster!
01:14:56Here it comes!
01:14:57Line on the climb!
01:14:58Oh, no!
01:14:59I think we're actually gonna see it right here.
01:15:01The most electrified move in sports entertainment, Michael.
01:15:03And The People's Elbow!
01:15:04The elbow!
01:15:05The elbow!
01:15:06Drinking it to the heart of Jericho!
01:15:07Hook of the leg!
01:15:08Two in The Undertaker!
01:15:09The damn Undertaker!
01:15:10Pull the rock out of the ring!
01:15:11Oh, and that's close!
01:15:12And now it's knocking The Rock down with a clothesline!
01:15:14Rock has the lead!
01:15:15And now it's knocking The Rock down with a clothesline!
01:15:17Rock has the lead!
01:15:18And now it's knocking The Rock down with a clothesline!
01:15:23And now it's knocking The Rock down with a clothesline!
01:15:25Rock had this match won!
01:15:27And Undertaker pulled the referee out of the ring!
01:15:29What do you mean he had it won?
01:15:30Did he get the three count?
01:15:31Rob Van Dam top rope!
01:15:33Jericho in trouble!
01:15:34Woo!
01:15:35Rock wins!
01:15:36He missed with a five star frog splash!
01:15:38That's only two and a half stars since he missed!
01:15:41Jericho setting Rob Van Dam up!
01:15:44The walls of Jericho locked in!
01:15:46Will Rob Van Dam tap to the walls of Jericho?
01:15:50He's gotta tap!
01:15:51Nobody gets out of this!
01:15:52Tap!
01:15:53Rock's in the ring!
01:15:54You'll bring me back!
01:15:55Undertaker knocked down with the right hand!
01:15:56Look out!
01:15:57And a clothesline taking Jericho out!
01:15:59By The Rock!
01:16:00And now Undertaker and Rock going after each other!
01:16:04Uh-oh!
01:16:05And Undertaker misses with the right hand!
01:16:07Rock with the right hand of his own!
01:16:09Undertaker to go to the top rope!
01:16:11And The Rock's going after The Undertaker!
01:16:14Look at Jericho with the Terror King!
01:16:16I see it!
01:16:17I see it!
01:16:18I see it!
01:16:19Van Daminator!
01:16:20Van Daminator!
01:16:21Off the skull of Jericho!
01:16:22Jericho's on tier!
01:16:23Up close and personal!
01:16:24The cover!
01:16:25One, two, three!
01:16:27Rob Van Dam is pinned the champion!
01:16:30Wait a minute!
01:16:31Are you sure?
01:16:32Rob Van Dam is pinned the undisputed champion!
01:16:37And The Undertaker can't believe it!
01:16:39I can't believe it either!
01:16:41Rob Van Dam?
01:16:43Rob Van Dam?
01:16:44R.V.D. and The Rock'n 1!
01:16:46Capping off a hellacious week in the WWFs!
01:16:49Damn!
01:16:50Let's take another look, King!
01:16:52At what happened at the end of this matchup!
01:16:54I don't think The Undertaker wants to take another look at it!
01:16:57But we will anyway!
01:16:58As Rock'n Undertaker wins him outside the ring!
01:17:01A man-dominator!
01:17:03The quick deal of Rob Van Dam, who has pinned the MSP champion!
01:17:09Jericho's the champion!
01:17:11But he's in everyone's sights!
01:17:13Jericho, the undisputed champ, is a marked man!
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:18Let's go!