I Pulled Her During Her Job(1080P_HD)
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00:00Do you want to be my daddy?
00:02Yeah, I can be your dad.
00:03Do you think you can do it properly?
00:05You have two necklaces right here, right?
00:07A third one would be good right here.
00:09Yeah.
00:11Whoa! Okay, there's actually amazing plot development of how we got...
00:15Fuck yeah, I'll just make this great.
00:16So me and my best friend slash filmer Gabe decided to dress up and go ask out...
00:21...on the spot to see if they would be down to go on a double date with us as we try to bober and chill our way into some...
00:27...and we only have about two hours till the convention ends, so let's see if our Riz can hold up in the clutch...
00:33...because time is ticking.
00:35I've been trying to take you out.
00:37That's cute enough.
00:38It's cute, but this is my offer.
00:39Kazunori, four pieces of sushi of your choosing.
00:42Yellowtail.
00:43All I get is four pieces of sushi to go out with you?
00:46Four pieces of sushi. That's it.
00:48Okay, six.
00:49Six?
00:50What do you want? All-you-can-eat buffet?
00:52What more do you want from me?
00:54How does, like, a normal guy approach you?
00:57What do you mean by that?
00:58Like, like...
00:59I like when people treat me with respect, take me on end dates, and...
01:03...don't make assumptions about me because I'm a star.
01:05You're a princess?
01:06Star.
01:07Right, right, right, right, right.
01:08And a princess.
01:09He said it.
01:10What's the idea?
01:11He said it.
01:12You look it, so...
01:13You like bubble tea?
01:14No.
01:15No.
01:16This is a whole different level of risk called the patient's risk.
01:20You gotta reenact like we at the bar.
01:21Are you ready for me?
01:22Totally, too.
01:23That's what I like to hear.
01:24What is your ideal first date?
01:25Honestly, I don't like to leave the house.
01:27So, you come to me, $200 worth of Chinese food, horror movies, I wanna be...
01:32Do you get scared in horror movies?
01:33No.
01:34Me neither.
01:35So, if you make me scared, then I might fall in love.
01:36That's pretty odd.
01:37And obviously, I'm gonna fuck after we're done.
01:38And honestly, I don't like to cuddle, so I might kick you out after.
01:41Get to sleep on the floor.
01:42I'm gonna sleep under the bed, and I'm gonna scare you to wake up.
01:45Ooh.
01:46You like that?
01:47Yeah, now I'm wet.
01:48Looking at me, right?
01:49Smash or pass?
01:50Smash.
01:53Why though?
01:54I like your eyes, even though I know you got contacts in.
01:56Do you?
01:57You don't know that.
01:58That brings me to my next question, right?
01:59Do you like boba?
02:00I do.
02:01You do?
02:02You know what boba is?
02:03They got like little balls in them.
02:04Yeah, you like sucking out the little balls?
02:05Oh, yeah.
02:06Yeah?
02:07So, the plan is, right?
02:08If you're available tomorrow, which you will be, we're going on a double date.
02:11Ooh.
02:12You're gonna be my date.
02:13Alright, it's a date.
02:14I mean, don't you need my number?
02:15No, I know where to find you.
02:16Okay.
02:17I'll take the number anyway.
02:18I'll be ready.
02:19This is what I do, right?
02:20I take a photo.
02:21You're gonna have to get one with my ass.
02:22Hold on.
02:23You're a dumbass.
02:24Oh, oh.
02:25I'm a dumbass.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Okay.
02:28She was fucking with me.
02:29Intentionally fucking with me.
02:30And then I'm like, cool.
02:31I'm gonna fuck with her back.
02:32You seem a little anti-social.
02:33It's called an anemone.
02:34You're a dumbass.
02:35Oh, oh.
02:36I'm a dumbass.
02:37Yeah.
02:38I'm a dumbass.
02:39Okay.
02:40She was fucking with me.
02:41Intentionally fucking with me.
02:42And then I'm like, cool.
02:43I'm gonna fuck with her back.
02:44You seem a little anti-social.
02:45It's called an anemone.
02:46It's my ideal case.
02:47It's my ideal case.
02:48It's my ideal case.
02:49Well, it just depends.
02:50I'd have to film.
02:51It all depends on how it's shaped.
02:52Yeah, yeah.
02:53I know it's shaped.
02:54And then I was like, bro, this is the driest conversation of all time.
03:09I'm gonna let you guys in on a little inside detail.
03:12Gabe DMs me.
03:14This is like a week before.
03:16DMs me Elle's profile.
03:18And he goes, you know what?
03:20I'm gonna hit her up for Gabe.
03:22Oh, super last minute.
03:24But you want to go to McDonald's double date with me and my filmer.
03:27Then I pitched Boba.
03:28Oh, you take Angela White to Nobu?
03:31You trying to take me out to Boba?
03:33Yes.
03:34I told her it was with my filmer, but I think she still thinks that I'm the one asking her out.
03:39So I came up with a little plan.
03:41Basically, I'm gonna be like the worst date possible.
03:43So it gives her enough reason to actually swap dates.
03:47Gabe's date ends up with me and Elle ends up with Gabe.
03:51Are you touching my foot?
03:52Yeah, I should.
03:53Or my leg?
03:54My knee?
03:55My knee?
03:56How's it feel?
03:57You're wearing caps.
03:58And then I don't know why, but it was just like, you got nice kneecaps?
04:01Huh?
04:02She said that?
04:03No, I said that.
04:04Wait.
04:05Your knees are cool too.
04:06Yeah.
04:07It's...
04:08You know she wasn't feeling when she leaned all the way back.
04:11She hit the...
04:12Yeah, yeah.
04:13Pea body language on dates too.
04:14You'll see the rest of this on the fan house where me and Gabe will break down the date footage, you know, play by play to give you guys pointers on what we do, how we act, things to look out for on dates.
04:24You'll also get to see some of the raw unedited footage of the interaction on the fan house.
04:29You could be a serial killer with a chocolate episode.
04:32You want to security check me?
04:34You want to pat me down?
04:36He's doing good.
04:37He's doing good.
04:38I would agree with that.
04:39I do love over to you.
04:40I'll win the staring contest.
04:42Alright, bet.
04:47You guys were vibing, laughing, and whatnot.
04:49I was like, oh shit.
04:50Oh, we gotta go fast, cuz she got glaucomas.
04:52She got what?
04:53Glaucoma.
04:56She need a suitor ASAP.
04:58Why do you guys have so much chemistry, bro?
05:00Oh my god.
05:01Let's switch.
05:02Switch.
05:03Switch?
05:04Okay, let's do this.
05:05Maybe.
05:06Maybe.
05:07I'm not the problem here.
05:08Alright.
05:09If you feel here, then, you know, I might take both of them on it, dude.
05:12So what were you guys?
05:13No, come on.
05:14Jesus Christ.
05:15Alright.
05:16You know, that was actually a little plot twist.
05:18That's the girl that you've been...
05:19I know, I know.
05:20I was like, oh.
05:21You wanted from day one.
05:22I still got the little text message from you.
05:24Oh, really?
05:25Yeah, bro.
05:26I'm like, man, I'll beat my shit, too.
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06:43You guys stay nice and groomed before your date's grooming.
06:46We actually shaved each other's pubes.
06:48Yeah, that's how skin safe the technology is.
06:50I shaved his and he shaved mine's.
06:52Cause that's what bros do for each other.
06:54That's what I'm saying.
06:55Aren't we cute?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Why'd you hesitate?
06:59Because I have to think about it.
07:00Oh.
07:01If I was just like, yeah.
07:03Would you believe me?
07:04Maybe you thought about it before.
07:05I just met you.
07:06How was it after the switch?
07:08It was cute.
07:09It was cute?
07:10It was cute.
07:11Yeah, at first it was making fun of you.
07:13Naturally.
07:14So what happened earlier with that date?
07:15It wasn't.
07:16It was fucking weird, man.
07:17How was it?
07:19How was it weird?
07:20Just being normal.
07:21I don't know.
07:22What was he doing?
07:23I feel like he has like a...
07:24Image?
07:25Character?
07:26Yeah, yeah.
07:27Why don't you do a little one of these?
07:28One of these?
07:29You have no hair for me to take when I hear you.
07:31Yeah, that's my job.
07:32Yeah, and then I can just...
07:35Don't be smudging my makeup though.
07:37I gotta look good.
07:38Are those your real eyes?
07:39Are those your real eyes?
07:40No.
07:41No?
07:42They're not your real eyes.
07:43No, they're not.
07:44So they're like prescriptions.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Okay, mine too.
07:48So we're blind.
07:49We're blind?
07:52Meant to be.
07:53Meant to be.
07:54At least we can see each other.
07:55That's true.
07:56There's probably never been daddy before, right?
07:58Daddy before.
07:59Do you wanna be my daddy?
08:01Yeah, I could be your daddy.
08:02Do you think you can do it properly?
08:04Yeah.
08:05You have to choke me.
08:07Like smack me.
08:08Yeah, so you have two necklaces right here, right?
08:12A third one would be good right here.
08:15Yeah.
08:17We shouldn't get kicked out of here for you.
08:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:20I think we have some good chemistry here.
08:22Yeah.
08:23You have great chemistry.
08:24You are cool.
08:25But you didn't choose me for your date.
08:27I was putting it on you the first time I met you.
08:29You know this entire time?
08:31Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
08:32Like, I hit it with the crazy, like, I think I pulled a heartstring a little bit.
08:36How so?
08:37Like, I was like, this whole time, it was actually a plot twist for me to talk to you.
08:41It was actually a plot twist.
08:42Because before even coming into it, Gabe was like a big fan of me.
08:47Oh my god, are you serious?
08:49Yeah, and I was actually interested in you.
08:51That's a lie.
08:52You're lying to me right now.
08:53You're lying to me.
08:54You're the first person I approached when I went to the convention.
08:58Are you serious?
08:59Yeah.
09:00Don't fuck with me.
09:01Because now I'm getting soft.
09:03Are you?
09:04Yeah.
09:05She's getting a little, it's a kissy laugh now.
09:09How did you try to raise it?
09:11I was just like getting to know her.
09:12And just like talking.
09:13And then like.
09:14Oh, you played a nice guy card.
09:15Yeah, I was still like flirting.
09:17I was, how have you been feeling me out?
09:20I like you.
09:21Yeah?
09:22Yeah.
09:23Like you're naturally a more calm person.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Whereas me, I'm definitely a little bit like crackhead.
09:28Yeah, yeah.
09:29She definitely said that.
09:30Like energizer bunny type thing.
09:31She said you were like too extroverted.
09:32Yeah.
09:33She was like.
09:34With Jimmy, it was like.
09:35He's very like extroverted.
09:36But.
09:37It was almost like.
09:38Hostile.
09:39You can't get to know that.
09:40What?
09:42She's like, you felt kind of aggressively extroverted.
09:44Aggressively extroverted.
09:45And I was like, hold on.
09:46That's a poor choice of words.
09:48I can't get my man canceled.
09:50Yo, is it weird I have a foot fetish?
09:52Not, okay.
09:53It's not a foot fetish.
09:54No, no, no.
09:55No, no, no.
09:56Listen, I've actually never talked about this.
09:57Like overly.
09:58I don't have a foot fetish.
09:59I like like cute feet.
10:01Well, no, that's fine.
10:02Yeah.
10:03I feel like that's fine.
10:04I like the little, little arch.
10:05Little, little, little curl.
10:06The arch?
10:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:08When they point their toes.
10:09Yeah.
10:10And they like curl.
10:11I don't think that's a foot fetish though.
10:13No, you like feet though.
10:15That's why I moved here.
10:17Ah.
10:18Yeah.
10:19I might move here.
10:20If you're here.
10:21Still.
10:22That's so sus, you know?
10:25You just met me and you're like smooth.
10:27Yes, but it's not like I could just be smooth or anything.
10:31Isn't that what they all say?
10:33The southern accent.
10:35Yeah, I've done that one a few times.
10:37It's really hard to keep up when you're in the middle of the action.
10:40What are some of the things that you would say?
10:42Some of the things I would say?
10:43Yeah.
10:44Oh, cowboy, you better grab me like your favorite.
10:47Oh, man.
10:48Yee-haw.
10:49Sorry to flat mama's play.
10:51Yeah.
10:52She passed down some-
10:53Good traits.
10:54Good traits.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Would you say some?
10:57Yeah, I think so.
10:58The eyes.
10:59She passed down the eyes.
11:00I'm gonna kill myself.
11:01You think my best trait is my-
11:03Is the only thing that's not real?
11:05I'm so jealous.
11:06I'm funny.
11:07I'm funny.
11:08I'm funny, right?
11:09Funny looking.
11:12I love hiking.
11:13Okay.
11:14I do read books.
11:15I wasn't lying.
11:16I was a Star Wars geek growing up.
11:18I see.
11:19Were you ever into anime at all?
11:20It's the one with the giants.
11:22I don't even forget.
11:23Ah, Attack on Titan.
11:24Attack on Titan.
11:25Yeah.
11:26I like the angry voices.
11:27Dude, it's passionate.
11:28It's passionate.
11:29It's passionate.
11:30It's the most passionate thing in the world.
11:32Like, I'm not-
11:33Yeah.
11:34Yeah.
11:35You'll like me, like, later.
11:36What?
11:38You say the sexy thing.
11:39Alright, relax.
11:40Honey, relax.
11:41Honey, relax.
11:42Oh.
11:43That's cool.
11:48You look stupid.
11:50Me?
11:51Yeah.
11:52We look good.
11:53We look good as stupid.
11:54We look stupid as good.
11:55Yeah, we look stupid.
11:56No.
11:57Hey guys, how are we going?
11:58You guys are getting really nice to meet.
11:59Yeah.
12:00Hi.
12:01Hello everybody.
12:02Do you miss me?
12:03No.
12:11Any way, I love you.
12:13Hey guys, let me see.
12:14We were talking about a wife here.
12:16I believe you loved me.
12:17Hey guys, I love you will we bombay every day.
12:18Hey guys.
12:20Hey guys, plug your house here too.
12:21Let me watch all the jokes.
12:22Hey, what are you going to do now?
12:23Wait this.
12:24Oh, come on.
12:25Oh yeah.
12:26Check it out.
12:27Before you sign it.
12:28Bye.
12:29After you sign it.
12:30Well done.
12:30My heart is a new style longer long.
12:32It's close.
12:33This across cataks it.
12:34By the.
12:35Boss I say too,
12:35Today.
12:36Oh, come on.
12:37Here.
12:38Alęsha.
12:39Em där거나
12:40Por 북한 Von eagle.