Looney Tune's, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang bring you a marathon of laughs and adventures! This 1-hour compilation features some of the funniest and most entertaining episodes from the Looney Tunes Show.
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00:00:00Can I get a carrot cake?
00:00:05A whole cake?
00:00:06I'm having dinner with Lola and her parents.
00:00:08So you're getting carrot cake?
00:00:10Isn't that a little cliche?
00:00:12Rabbits, carrots.
00:00:14Here's your carrot cake.
00:00:18You know, on second thought, I think
00:00:20I'll get a lemon meringue pie instead.
00:00:23Ooh, that sounds good.
00:00:24Can I get a sample of that?
00:00:26I'm sorry, we don't give samples.
00:00:28What?
00:00:28How do I know if I want it if I can't sample it first?
00:00:31Come on, just give me a little taste.
00:00:34Here you go.
00:00:35What is the big deal?
00:00:36I'm talking about a teeny little taste.
00:00:38No one would know.
00:00:39What do you think, I'm going to shove my whole hand in it?
00:00:43You think I'm going to rub my face in it
00:00:44and ruin it for everyone else?
00:00:47Well, I wouldn't do that.
00:00:49I would take a teeny little taste and then
00:00:52decide if I wanted it.
00:00:55And I don't.
00:00:56You know what?
00:00:58I'll take the carrot cake after all.
00:01:01OK, everybody.
00:01:02I want to introduce the rest of the workout team.
00:01:04This is Tracy and Jessie.
00:01:07All right.
00:01:08We're just going to start you off with a little light jog.
00:01:10Just jog in place.
00:01:12You want to really warm up those legs.
00:01:14Get them ready for what's to come.
00:01:16Want to see a movie with me and Pocky?
00:01:17Can't.
00:01:18I'm doing my workout.
00:01:19And now let's do some jumping jacks.
00:01:21You're going to want to keep your core tight and your arms straight.
00:01:24Will you get me a water?
00:01:25Up those shoulders.
00:01:26No.
00:01:33Will you get me a water?
00:01:36And now let's go into some squat thrusts.
00:01:38You know it's dangerous to work out without being properly hydrated.
00:01:41You're going to feel this in your glutes.
00:01:43We're really going to blast those glutes later.
00:01:44Oh.
00:01:45My glutes.
00:01:46Ah.
00:01:47Ooh.
00:01:48Oh.
00:01:49They're really locked up.
00:01:51Hmm.
00:01:53Hmm.
00:01:55What is taking you so long?
00:01:57You have the first time.
00:01:59You can put any word down.
00:02:03Don't rush me.
00:02:04Is Dogarth a word?
00:02:13I'm not telling you.
00:02:15You're fun to play with.
00:02:17Is, uh, vo-ad-gryf a word?
00:02:21If you can't say it, it's probably not a void.
00:02:24OK.
00:02:25Fine.
00:02:30Darvog?
00:02:31What?
00:02:32I challenge.
00:02:33Darvog is a word.
00:02:35Use it in a sentence.
00:02:36I just did.
00:02:37Darvog is a word.
00:02:38That's a sentence.
00:02:40What?
00:02:41Do you not know what a sentence is?
00:02:42Because if you don't know what a sentence is, then we shouldn't play.
00:02:46It would be like playing with a child.
00:02:48You want something to eat?
00:02:50I am Darvog'd.
00:02:53Give me a wrench.
00:02:55Porky!
00:02:56Huh?
00:02:57Oh, sorry.
00:02:57I was studying.
00:02:58Studying?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:00We went back to school.
00:03:02Oh, boy.
00:03:03I figured the catering business can be such a bleep day roller coaster.
00:03:06It's good to keep your options open.
00:03:08B-b-b-besides.
00:03:09I've always loved school.
00:03:10You know, for two people that spend a lot of time together, we really have nothing in common.
00:03:16Ugh.
00:03:16That should do it.
00:03:17Hey, wait.
00:03:18Hey, wait, what were you fixing?
00:03:19Nothing.
00:03:20But women love a guy who works on his cot.
00:03:22Are those the Bugs' gloves?
00:03:28Gotta protect my delicate hands.
00:03:30Women love a man with a soft touch.
00:03:34What you winking at?
00:03:36Don't you wave at me.
00:03:39Well, most women.
00:03:41Tina, I hear what you're saying.
00:03:44I do.
00:03:45I just feel that since you were with me when I got the parking ticket, you should pay half of it.
00:03:50I gotta go.
00:03:51It's the other line.
00:03:53Hello.
00:03:54This is Daffy Duck.
00:03:57Oh, you know, I would love to go door to door to help the mayor get re-elected.
00:04:02But unfortunately, I'm not a United States citizen, so I probably shouldn't get involved with your politics.
00:04:09Where am I from?
00:04:11Uh...
00:04:14Albania.
00:04:16Albania.
00:04:17I'm from Albania.
00:04:18Yes, I am how you say visiting your country.
00:04:23So I'm sorry, but please do take me off your phone list.
00:04:26Okay?
00:04:27Adios.
00:04:28That's Albanian for goodbye.
00:04:30Goodbye.
00:04:30Oh, well, that was fun.
00:04:50Good match.
00:04:51Oops.
00:04:52Almost slipped there.
00:04:53Gotta be careful.
00:04:54That's it.
00:05:04I figured it out.
00:05:05I finally know what I want to do with my life.
00:05:08Be a professional basketball player.
00:05:10You're three and a half feet tall.
00:05:12You know, you're a real dream killer.
00:05:15I hope you don't ever have children.
00:05:17I thought you were a hairdresser.
00:05:18It's time for a new challenge.
00:05:20And I can't find my scissors.
00:05:22I'll be a farmer.
00:05:23Work the land.
00:05:24Feed the people.
00:05:25They get up at four in the morning.
00:05:28I know what I'll be.
00:05:29A mountain climber.
00:05:31Did you say climber?
00:05:32Climb.
00:05:34Large mountains.
00:05:36Scale.
00:05:38Impossible peaks.
00:05:39You can't even climb the stairs.
00:05:41It's the altitude.
00:05:48I've reached the summit.
00:05:51What a view.
00:05:56Oh, hey, what's your home phone number?
00:05:58The same as your home phone number.
00:06:01Ah.
00:06:02What are you doing?
00:06:04I got a new phone.
00:06:05What happened to your old phone?
00:06:07Toilet.
00:06:08What's Porky's number?
00:06:09You don't know Porky's phone number?
00:06:11No, he calls me.
00:06:12But this way, when he calls, I'll recognize the number and I'll know not to answer it.
00:06:16555-0815.
00:06:19What's his last name?
00:06:22You don't know Porky's last name?
00:06:24It's Pig.
00:06:25Pig?
00:06:26Are you kidding?
00:06:27Pig?
00:06:27I thought that was his nickname.
00:06:30That is fantastic.
00:06:32Pig.
00:06:33How do you spell that?
00:06:38Hey, I'm off to the mall.
00:06:40What do you do there every day?
00:06:41You don't have any money.
00:06:43I don't need money.
00:06:44I go to the food court and eat free samples.
00:06:45It's a handbag, not a purse.
00:06:53It's in the closet.
00:06:54It's a handbag, not a purse.
00:06:58Why don't you just carry a wallet?
00:07:00And what am I supposed to do with all my items?
00:07:02What items?
00:07:04My phone.
00:07:06Sunglasses.
00:07:08My mints.
00:07:09My lip gloss.
00:07:10My scrunchies.
00:07:11I can't believe you go out looking like that.
00:07:15You're right.
00:07:20Christmas.
00:07:21The time of year when the chill in the air brings out the warmth in your heart.
00:07:27But what happens to the Christmas spirit when it's 104 degrees outside?
00:07:38Bugs, Christmas is almost here.
00:07:40Aren't you excited?
00:07:40Eh, not really.
00:07:42It's December and it's 100 degrees out here.
00:07:45What are you saying?
00:07:46It's too hot for Christmas.
00:07:48Too hot for Christmas?
00:07:50How can you say such a thing?
00:07:52I feel woozy.
00:07:53Oh, like I'm gonna faint.
00:07:55That's because you're wearing a parka.
00:07:57Huh?
00:07:58Oh.
00:08:04Oh, yeah, that's much better.
00:08:06What were we talking about again?
00:08:08Not doing Christmas this year.
00:08:09Oh.
00:08:10That way.
00:08:18We could probably find free parking on the street.
00:08:21Porky, you gotta learn to treat yourself right.
00:08:23Enjoy the finer things in life.
00:08:25All right.
00:08:32Hey, Yule.
00:08:34It's Paul.
00:08:36Paul.
00:08:37I am guessing you've never driven a vehicle quite like this one.
00:08:40No, sir, I haven't.
00:08:41No, sir, I haven't.
00:08:43Are those the keys?
00:08:44First of all, I could do without the attitude.
00:08:47Second of all, these are obviously pliers, because the ignition key is obviously broken off in the ignition itself.
00:08:56Obviously due to a fit I had regarding a personal matter.
00:09:00And don't get any ideas, I locked the glove compartment.
00:09:11Hey, sometimes you gotta treat people wrong to treat yourself right.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17Shit.
00:09:18Good.
00:09:19Bye.
00:09:20I'm sorry.
00:09:21I'm sorry.
00:09:22I'm sorry.
00:09:23I got it.
00:09:23I'm sorry.
00:09:24I'm sorry.
00:09:25I'm sorry.
00:09:26In here!
00:09:34What's the emergency?
00:09:36Can you open this for me?
00:09:38You called 911 because you couldn't open a can of tuna?
00:09:42No. First I called Bugs.
00:09:44Then I called my girlfriend.
00:09:46And then I called Porky.
00:09:49Then I called 911.
00:09:56Daffy!
00:10:04You don't gotta shout. I'm right here, man.
00:10:07Why are there lobsters in my swimming pool?
00:10:09Because your bathtub wasn't big enough.
00:10:11There you go. Just like the ocean.
00:10:14Why do you have lobsters at all?
00:10:16I'm gonna sell them. Lobsters go for $20 a pound.
00:10:20I bet this Chubber Bubber will fetch a hundred bucks easy.
00:10:23A relatively painless way to make a living.
00:10:25If I do say so myself.
00:10:37Relatively painless.
00:10:49What's up, Doc?
00:10:50I need to borrow your TV.
00:10:52Beg your pardon?
00:10:53I got a date with a cute little filly.
00:10:55And she's coming over for movie night.
00:10:57What's wrong with your TV?
00:10:58It's a 1952 black and white set.
00:11:01Ain't got no surround sound.
00:11:03Ain't got no high definition.
00:11:05I'm trying to impress her.
00:11:07Sam, I'm not gonna help you lie to some girl
00:11:09so you can trick her into dating you.
00:11:11Fine.
00:11:14Ooh! What about your Nobel Prize?
00:11:16That'd seal the deal?
00:11:18No.
00:11:22What kind of weirdo would pretend to have won the Nobel Prize?
00:11:28Pretty good status update, huh?
00:11:30Oh, yeah.
00:11:31I'm gonna get a lot of likes on this one.
00:11:33Hey, Mr. Duck.
00:11:37You wanna play?
00:11:38What are you doing out of school?
00:11:39It's spring break.
00:11:40Spring break?
00:11:41We get a week off from school.
00:11:43You're never in school.
00:11:44How do you learn anything?
00:11:46You get a week off at Christmas,
00:11:48three months off for the summer,
00:11:49and now you're on spring break?
00:11:51Huh.
00:11:52No wonder Canada's killing us these days.
00:11:54So, do you wanna play?
00:11:56No, I do not want to play.
00:11:58I'm a grown-up.
00:11:59Grown-ups do not play.
00:12:01Hmm.
00:12:12Hey, Bugs.
00:12:13You wanna play?
00:12:14I'm going to the grocery store.
00:12:16Oh, wait.
00:12:17Here.
00:12:21It's just a few things.
00:12:24A few things, huh?
00:12:28What do you need with 16 tubes of lip balm?
00:12:31You don't have lips.
00:12:32It's not for my lips.
00:12:34I don't wanna know.
00:12:36W-what's this?
00:12:37A drawing?
00:12:38Yeah, I need some of those, uh...
00:12:40I forget what they're called.
00:12:42Eggs?
00:12:44Eggs!
00:12:45How do you remember that?
00:12:47I take it you don't have any money.
00:12:49Oh, thank you.
00:12:50Add that to the list, too.
00:12:54Hey, what are you doing?
00:12:55Oh, keep it going.
00:12:56I'll go back to the list.
00:12:57Aww.
00:12:58Let's see what's the name of the Humanity Show.
00:12:59In a new shoes?
00:13:00I bought them on-line.
00:13:01They're gonna make me run faster, jump higher, and dunk harder.
00:13:04They look nice.
00:13:05They're going to even look nicer on your face, when I go up for a rim-rattling jam.
00:13:10Come on!
00:13:11Feed the big man.
00:13:13Um-ah-ee, I think your laces are...
00:13:17Extra long for extra support?
00:13:18extra support hope you brought your umbrella because it's about to rain
00:13:22threes foul oh here's one
00:13:38it says compact this is compact compact huh relax we use the back door what back
00:13:53door ooh I got oil that whoopi-tai-ya-yo get along little bully ya-dee-da-doo ya-da-dee-dee-dee
00:14:13whoopi-tai-ya-yo get along little bully for you know Alaska will soon be your home
00:14:23back to see that singing in the bathtub
00:14:31dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
00:14:35oh
00:14:37I thought I saw a peeping tomcat
00:14:41ha
00:14:43it's a violation of my personal space
00:14:45help
00:14:49help back here you little
00:14:51You little...wob!
00:14:53Here you go, Poochie.
00:15:00Help!
00:15:06I do enjoy a boxed lunch.
00:15:12Yum, yum, yum.
00:15:21Hey, watch it, Buster.
00:15:32Get back.
00:15:34You're mine, morsel.
00:15:36I don't think so.
00:15:38What's that, Al?
00:15:39That's a kitty. Stop it, you can't eat me.
00:15:42You're a fetid old footy cat.
00:15:45Bad kitty, bad kitty.
00:15:47Alright, just a second here.
00:15:50Quick, quick.
00:15:51Quick, quick.
00:15:52Quick, quick.
00:15:53Quick, quick.
00:15:54Uh-oh.
00:15:55You're gonna break it.
00:16:00I think I know my own recliner.
00:16:15Sometimes it just sticks.
00:16:17Gotta give it a little...
00:16:19Gotta give it a little...
00:16:21But sometimes it knows you're gonna do that, so you gotta surprise it with a little...
00:16:26That's good.
00:16:36How about Chinese for lunch?
00:16:40I had Chinese for breakfast.
00:16:41Sunset room?
00:16:42What about the pizzeriba?
00:16:44We always go to pizzeriba.
00:16:45I like pizzeriba.
00:16:46Just tell me where I'm going.
00:16:48Rock, paper, scissors.
00:16:52I win.
00:16:53What are you talking about?
00:16:54What are you talking about?
00:16:55You have a rock.
00:16:56I have scissors.
00:16:57Scissors cut rock.
00:16:58Scissors-y don't cut rock.
00:17:00Where do you think pebbles come from?
00:17:02Hmm?
00:17:03Fine.
00:17:04Let's do it again.
00:17:05I win.
00:17:08What?
00:17:09Scissors cut paper.
00:17:11This isn't paper.
00:17:12What is it?
00:17:13It's a karate chop to your face.
00:17:15Oh, I love Chinese.
00:17:17I haven't had it since breakfast.
00:17:30Ugh!
00:17:31Ugh!
00:17:32Ugh!
00:17:33Ugh!
00:17:34Ugh!
00:17:35Ugh!
00:17:36Ah!
00:17:37Ugh!
00:17:38Ugh!
00:17:39Ugh!
00:17:44Ugh!
00:17:45Ugh!
00:17:46What happened to the TV?
00:18:12What is that?
00:18:15That's my new runner's watch.
00:18:17It's got everything.
00:18:18Tracks how far you've run, your heart rate, calories burned.
00:18:21It's got GPS to tell you exactly where you are.
00:18:24And if I ever lose it, I can pinpoint exactly where it is on my cell phone.
00:18:29Huh?
00:18:32How far have we gone?
00:18:34Uh, 0.04 miles.
00:18:37What?
00:18:38We've been jogging forever.
00:18:40We've been jogging for 20 seconds.
00:18:43Does that thing have a defibrillator?
00:18:45No.
00:18:46Why?
00:18:47Because I think my heart just stopped.
00:18:49No, wait.
00:18:52There it is.
00:18:54I think I'm gonna head home.
00:18:57No way.
00:18:58That is too far.
00:19:00I'd never make it.
00:19:02Maybe I'll just wait here until Bugs gets back.
00:19:05He can carry me.
00:19:08Bugs Bunny, I have an appointment with Dr. Weisberg.
00:19:12Go ahead and take a seat.
00:19:13Daffy?
00:19:16Oh, hey, Bugs.
00:19:19What are you doing here?
00:19:21Reading.
00:19:22My subscription ran out.
00:19:24So you come to a doctor's office?
00:19:26No.
00:19:27I come to a doctor's office waiting room.
00:19:29It's very pleasant.
00:19:30Fish tank.
00:19:31Classical music.
00:19:32Very nice.
00:19:34Someone order Chinese food?
00:19:36Right here.
00:19:42Oh, new answering machine.
00:19:44Yes, and do me a favor.
00:19:46This time if you don't like someone's message,
00:19:48just press delete.
00:19:49Don't flush it down the toilet.
00:19:52Hi, this is Bugs and Daffy.
00:19:54We're not here.
00:19:55Please leave a message.
00:19:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:57How do you know I'm not here?
00:19:58Maybe I'm screening the call.
00:19:59Fine.
00:20:00You leave the message.
00:20:01Really?
00:20:02My voice on the answering machine?
00:20:05Thanks, Bugs.
00:20:07Ahem.
00:20:08Hello?
00:20:09Hello?
00:20:10I can't hear you.
00:20:13I can't hear anything you're saying.
00:20:16Speak up.
00:20:17Louder.
00:20:18Just kidding.
00:20:20This is an outgoing message,
00:20:22and you just got pranked.
00:20:24Burned.
00:20:25Oh, man.
00:20:26Think how stupid everyone will feel when they call us.
00:20:29Classic bit, huh?
00:20:30Oh, yeah.
00:20:31Classic.
00:20:32Classic.
00:20:33This is Bugs and Daffy.
00:20:35We're not here.
00:20:36Please leave a message.
00:20:49Oh, thanks.
00:20:52Cheesy dashboard hula dolls and dirty blankets are hot ticket items.
00:20:56Those are things.
00:20:57The lots of things need is pink.
00:21:00This is the nonex if you have any Thomas.
00:21:06You want to use me?
00:21:07This is not the best.
00:21:09Every one.
00:21:10Each goes all goals.
00:21:11Up.
00:21:12Each guy has no best.
00:21:13Keep wanting a pen right read.
00:21:16This is not the worst, Halas.
00:21:18Speak to it, Pete.
00:21:19This is a nice.
00:21:20Never shy.
00:21:21He feels like, can't hear me.
00:21:23No.
00:21:24That does it.
00:21:32I'll fix the wise guy for niggling around up there.
00:21:39A fella can't get a little rest without some practical joker fooling around.
00:21:44I'll teach him a lesson that he'll never forget as long as he...
00:21:48What's up, Doc?
00:22:08Oh, yeah?
00:22:09Well, I'm the tenant downstairs, and there's entirely too much noise going on up here.
00:22:14And unless you cut out...
00:22:18You've got a good point there, Nero.
00:22:30There's two sides to everything.
00:22:32I see your side of it now.
00:22:35You make all the noise you want, Nero.
00:22:37Have fun, kid. Enjoy yourself.
00:22:42Likewise, I'm sure.
00:22:44Well, be seeing you.
00:22:48Iron bars do not a prison make.
00:23:02But they sure help, eh, Doc?
00:23:06Oh, you want to play, huh?
00:23:08Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
00:23:38Nero the chicken hearted.
00:23:44You're out.
00:23:45Where do you get that malarkey? I'm safe.
00:23:47I said you're out.
00:23:48I'm safe.
00:23:49You're out.
00:23:50Safe.
00:23:50Out.
00:23:51Safe.
00:23:51Out.
00:23:51Safe.
00:23:52Out.
00:23:52Safe.
00:23:52Out.
00:23:53Safe.
00:23:53Out.
00:23:53Safe.
00:23:54Out.
00:23:54Safe.
00:23:54Out.
00:23:55I say you're safe.
00:23:56If you don't like it, you can go to the showers.
00:23:58Okay then, Doc.
00:24:00Have it your way.
00:24:01I'm safe.
00:24:05Come on.
00:24:05Follow your mother's details.
00:24:08And happiness will be thine.
00:24:11Will be thine.
00:24:15What's up, Doc?
00:24:17Sorry, Mac.
00:24:18Me luck's run out.
00:24:19And I gotta have a good luck charm.
00:24:22And you're it.
00:24:23Now, wait a minute, Doc.
00:24:24Let's not be hasty.
00:24:26Rabbit's feet ain't lucky.
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Nah, look at the life rabbits lead.
00:24:32Dogs, hunters, horse and pfeffers.
00:24:34These rabbit's feet never brought me any luck.
00:24:37But you need help, Doc.
00:24:39He's just the guy to give it to you.
00:24:41Swarmy Rabbit Teamer.
00:24:43Knows all.
00:24:45Tells all.
00:24:46Good luck charms.
00:24:48Hmm.
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:49But if me luck don't change, I'm coming back to get you.
00:24:56Enter, oh seeker of knowledge.
00:24:59That's you, fathead.
00:25:03What's on your mind, Doc?
00:25:04Well, Swarmy, I've had nothing but bad luck for...
00:25:08Say no more.
00:25:09Leave us get to the case.
00:25:11Now, uh, you want your palm read?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15How about reading the bumps on your head?
00:25:18I ain't got no bumps on me head.
00:25:21Now you have.
00:25:22Here, let's see now, what?
00:25:27Hold it, Doc.
00:25:29This'll change your luck.
00:25:31Hmm.
00:25:32The cards say you got a meeting coming up with a handsome gent wearing a carnation.
00:25:38Now, uh, keep him with you at all times.
00:25:41Never let him go.
00:25:42He is your mascot.
00:25:44Mr. Good Luck himself.
00:25:47Oh, boy.
00:25:49Hey, you.
00:25:55What kind of flower is that?
00:25:57It's a carnation, Doc.
00:25:59Why?
00:26:00Come on.
00:26:01You're my mascot, see?
00:26:04You gotta fluence these dice.
00:26:06Hmm.
00:26:08I wonder how you get out of this place.
00:26:16Stop, stop.
00:26:17You can't go in there.
00:26:18You're not allowed in there.
00:26:19This is the king's private garden.
00:26:21You're standing on royal ground.
00:26:23Royal ground?
00:26:25You mean to say that this ground is better than that ground over there?
00:26:28Yes, it is.
00:26:30Oh, I don't know.
00:26:31Now you take this piece of ground over here.
00:26:34Now, here's a nice piece of property.
00:26:37Level, fruit trees, choice view, improvements already in.
00:26:40And what type of house was you planning?
00:26:42Well, I, uh, I sort of had a six-room, two-dine mine.
00:26:46Then this is just the place for you.
00:26:48And it's priced just right.
00:26:50But, uh, first, uh, are you a veteran?
00:26:52Oh, I'm, uh...
00:26:53Good.
00:26:54Then it'll be easy.
00:26:55Here, just sign on the dotted line.
00:26:57Well, uh, couldn't I call you later?
00:27:00You see, I, uh...
00:27:02Well, I don't know.
00:27:03You see, there was a couple here from Kansas City looking at this place this morning.
00:27:07And they, uh...
00:27:08All right, I'll sign.
00:27:09I'll sign.
00:27:09Here.
00:27:10You'll never regret it, my friend.
00:27:12This place will double in value inside of six months.
00:27:18Oh, I hate myself.
00:27:34I know, I know, I know, I...
00:27:36What a mess.
00:27:37I should have gone to Worcestershire, sister, Shire.
00:27:42Ow!
00:27:44Ah, don't you worry.
00:27:46Never fair.
00:27:47Robin Hood will soon be here.
00:27:49Oh, Buena Vier.
00:27:51This is where I came in.
00:27:54Oh, you again.
00:27:56Sheriff of Nottingham, meet Little John.
00:27:58How do you do?
00:27:59Glad to meet you.
00:28:00Little John, Sheriff of Nottingham.
00:28:01How do you do, I'm sure.
00:28:02It's a pleasure.
00:28:04Sheriff, John.
00:28:05John.
00:28:05Ah, hello.
00:28:06John, Sheriff.
00:28:07Sherry, Naughty.
00:28:08What the?
00:28:08Naughty, Sherry.
00:28:09S-M-N, L-J.
00:28:11L-J, S-M-N.
00:28:12Ah, hello.
00:28:12Great to see you.
00:28:13It's a pleasure.
00:28:13Hiya.
00:28:14Hello.
00:28:14Arto.
00:28:15Arto.
00:28:16Glad to meet you.
00:28:17It's a pleasure.
00:28:18Hiya.
00:28:18Hello.
00:28:18Stop it.
00:28:20Oomph.
00:28:21Halt in the name of the king.
00:28:23The king?
00:28:24No, the king approached.
00:28:27King indeed.
00:28:28Ha!
00:28:29Dost thou taketh me for a fool-off?
00:28:31No, really.
00:28:32He approached the inn now.
00:28:34Or yawn Chevy Chase.
00:28:36I ignore you.
00:28:37But it's honest and truly him.
00:28:40Look, look.
00:28:40It's the king.
00:28:42His most royal majesty cometh.
00:28:44Sound the welkins and blow the crumpets.
00:28:47The king is here.
00:28:49Look, look.
00:28:50The king.
00:28:51Oh, mighty king.
00:28:55Oh, I shall probably hateth myself cometh the dawn.
00:28:59Where, liar?
00:29:01Huh?
00:29:14Presenting his most royal majesty, the king.
00:29:19The king, your majesty.
00:29:31Sheriff of Nottingham, in gratitude for your faithful service,
00:29:36I shall knight thee.
00:29:37Your most gracious majesty.
00:29:41In the name of my most royal majesty, I knight thee.
00:29:45Arise, sirloin of beef.
00:29:49Arise, earl of cloves.
00:29:52Arise, duke of Brittingham.
00:29:54Arise, baron of Munchausen.
00:29:57Arise, essence of myrrh.
00:29:59Agnesia, quarter of ten.
00:30:01Arise, you are too kind, your majesty.
00:30:07I've got lots of stamina.
00:30:09London Bridge is falling down.
00:30:12Falling down, falling down.
00:30:15London Bridge is falling down.
00:30:18Falling down, falling down.
00:30:21London Bridge is falling down.
00:30:24Oh, you darling.
00:30:43Just what I always wanted.
00:30:45You really shouldn't have.
00:30:54It's just too, too divine.
00:31:01Simply Tress Chick.
00:31:04Oh, you're just awful.
00:31:24Shall we dance?
00:31:50Get off of me, you big baboon.
00:31:52Oop.
00:31:54Now see what you got us in, too.
00:32:02Stop breathing so hard.
00:32:14Achoo!
00:32:15What a dope.
00:32:44What an Eskimo pie head.
00:32:58Phew.
00:32:59Well, that's that.
00:33:03Here.
00:33:04You look like a strong, healthy boy.
00:33:06Give me a hand.
00:33:07Forgot to open the door.
00:33:29Is there a doctor in the house?
00:33:35Is there a doctor in the house?
00:33:37I'm a doctor.
00:33:41What's up, Doc?
00:33:59Don't go up there. It's dark.
00:34:25Hey, Frankenstein!
00:34:29Oh, for shame!
00:34:45Just look at your fingernails.
00:34:48My, I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
00:34:51I said to my girlfriend just the other day,
00:34:53gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said.
00:34:56The places you must go and the things you must see, my stars.
00:35:01And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, though.
00:35:04I'm always interested in meeting interesting people.
00:35:08Now let's dip our patties in the water.
00:35:10Rob Stewart here.
00:35:33Oh, yeah.
00:35:34Oh, yeah, it's been fun.
00:35:35Oh, my God.
00:36:05What a ta-ra-ra-goondie, eh?
00:36:10Hey, I know you.
00:36:12You, that rabbit that sent me, that sent me, uh, oh, no.
00:36:17It couldn't be.
00:36:21What's up, Doc?
00:36:24What's up, Doc?
00:36:27Uh, what?
00:36:28Don't tell me.
00:36:29I know.
00:36:30What's up, Doc?
00:36:31Rabbits.
00:36:32Everybody's a rabbit.
00:36:34Oh, come on now, Brody.
00:36:36Get hold of yourself.
00:36:37You ain't a rabbit.
00:36:45What's up, Doc?
00:36:46What's up, Doc?
00:36:47What's up, Doc?
00:36:48Pardon me.
00:36:49Uh, pardon.
00:36:50Uh, excuse me.
00:36:51I beg your pardon.
00:36:52Pardon me.
00:36:53Pardon me.
00:36:54Uh, excuse me.
00:36:55Pardon me.
00:36:56Pardon me.
00:36:57Pardon me.
00:36:58Pardon me.
00:36:59Excuse me.
00:37:00I beg your pardon.
00:37:01Excuse me.
00:37:02Pardon me.
00:37:03Pardon me.
00:37:04Pardon me.
00:37:05Pardon me.
00:37:06Pardon me.
00:37:07Pardon me.
00:37:08Pardon me.
00:37:09Pardon me.
00:37:10Pardon me.
00:37:11Pardon me.
00:37:12Pardon me.
00:37:13Pardon me.
00:37:14Pardon me.
00:37:15Pardon me.
00:37:16Pardon me.
00:37:17I'm getting sick and tired of this.
00:37:20Take that, and that, and that.
00:37:26Help! Usher! Usher!
00:37:28This man's annoying me.
00:37:31All right, you masher.
00:37:32Out you go.
00:37:34But I...
00:37:43Ready.
00:37:47Splash!
00:37:56By God, the critter went and dunked.
00:38:06This I gotta see.
00:38:08I wonder what Tasmanian Devil
00:38:16Little Thin Pancakes would taste like.
00:38:19Well, I guess I'll never know.
00:38:20Ever!
00:38:21What for you say, you monkey,
00:38:24when you got little powder puffed tail
00:38:26like rabbit?
00:38:28Rabbit!
00:38:44Hey, Tazzy Ol' Devil!
00:38:46You sure toss a mean salad.
00:38:51But any real gourmet knows you just don't serve a tall salad with rabbit.
00:38:57You serve it with wild turkey surprise.
00:39:01Huh? Wild turkey surprise?
00:39:04Too bad I'm all tied up or I'd cook you up a batch.
00:39:08Wild turkey surprise.
00:39:12On a while, the turkey surprise is coming up.
00:39:16sheep.
00:39:19cucumber, cucumber, hey summer for you.
00:39:22You need a raviola and my pasta fuzzola too.
00:39:25I'm giving you cacio e tori and the pizza that's good to chew.
00:39:29palette, you know lacqué be, hey summer for you.
00:39:33You eat a broccoli apple while it is still a season.
00:39:35pardon that's all right you good kid
00:39:47don't you
00:39:50me buster
00:39:53quick quick save me pal and it's yours
00:40:04gorgeous isn't it don't be afraid
00:40:06have it appraised any place
00:40:08you're a punk
00:40:15Hassan chop
00:40:17yeah well chop the rabbit he brought us here
00:40:22me genie the light brown hair
00:40:27oh mighty genie
00:40:30release me and i shall grant thee a rich reward
00:40:36he's lying chop him chop him
00:40:38Hassan release you oh master
00:40:42thank you Hassan now wouldst thou like to have all this treasure for thy very own
00:40:54oh yes master Hassan like Hassan like
00:41:00very well
00:41:01it's yours
00:41:18it's yours
00:41:25oh squeak
00:41:36okay
00:41:44can i help you
00:42:07gaffey duck picking up my business cards
00:42:10how's the wizard business going
00:42:17great lots of magic spells things like that
00:42:20that'll be 215.25
00:42:22that seems awfully high
00:42:24price reduce
00:42:26reduce
00:42:27be right there
00:42:40well that was a lie
00:42:43one second
00:42:45one
00:42:45i said i'm coming
00:42:48what happened to this country
00:42:50no one hustles anymore
00:42:51that's why canada's killing us these days
00:42:53you have a baby
00:43:04i knew it
00:43:05i knew you were lying to me
00:43:07i thought i knew you
00:43:09i thought you were my girlfriend
00:43:11i let myself be vulnerable with you
00:43:14i trusted you
00:43:16well not anymore
00:43:18do you hear that
00:43:19that's the sound of my walls going back up
00:43:22lose my number
00:43:24because you are dead to me
00:43:27d e d dead
00:43:30it's not my kid
00:43:32it's my sisters
00:43:33i'm babysitting
00:43:35she's adorable
00:43:36he's a boy
00:43:38looks like a girl
00:43:40i don't know
00:43:41maybe i should quit
00:43:43mm-hmm
00:43:43quit
00:43:44makes sense to me
00:43:45you know my sister went to beauty school
00:43:47maybe i should do that
00:43:48get my cosmetology license
00:43:51what do you think
00:43:52anything you decide
00:43:56i will be there
00:43:58to support you
00:44:00because that's
00:44:01what i do
00:44:03support you
00:44:05i'll get it
00:44:11you know what i think we will have dessert
00:44:17did you want these in color
00:44:19or black and white
00:44:20do i have a bump on my beak
00:44:22oh yeah
00:44:23it's huge
00:44:24first thing i haven't noticed about you
00:44:26i can't have a bump on my beak
00:44:29i can't have an imperfection
00:44:31i allow no imperfections
00:44:33what are you talking about
00:44:34you are nothing but imperfections
00:44:37name a perfection
00:44:39what are you looking at
00:44:42it's my bump isn't it
00:44:44don't look at me
00:44:45i'm a monster
00:44:46oops sorry
00:44:49didn't mean to bump into you
00:44:51no one takes the time to relax anymore
00:44:56that's why canada's killing us these days
00:44:58oh thank goodness you're home
00:45:03someone called in sick at work
00:45:04and i gotta cover this shift
00:45:05can you watch him
00:45:06oh i can't
00:45:08i'm busy
00:45:08with what you don't have a job
00:45:10i got a bunch of stuff to do around the house
00:45:12it's bugs's house
00:45:14i promised my girlfriend i'd help her out
00:45:16i'm your girlfriend
00:45:18well then i'll watch the baby
00:45:20well that one kind of backfired on me
00:45:23and if anything happens to him while i'm gone
00:45:26i'll kill you
00:45:27i can take care of a baby
00:45:31i used to be a baby
00:45:32i think
00:45:34i don't really have any memories before the age of 15
00:45:37you killed your boss
00:45:43what
00:45:44i knew you were upset at work
00:45:46but i didn't think you'd take it this far
00:45:48i mean not that i blame you
00:45:49who among us hasn't considered murder as a means of settling a dispute
00:45:52i mean i certainly have
00:45:55where's the body
00:45:56i'll help you get rid of it
00:45:57daffy
00:45:58this is a wig head
00:46:00today was my first day of beauty school
00:46:02so no one got murdered
00:46:05lame
00:46:07sorry i have to spend date night doing my homework
00:46:14oh it's tonight date night
00:46:17don't worry about it
00:46:18you'll buy me dinner next time
00:46:19we'll call it even
00:46:20what are you doing
00:46:33trying to cut bangs
00:46:35ah
00:46:37it's impossible
00:46:38here let me see
00:46:40there you go
00:46:46how did you do that
00:46:48i don't know
00:46:49i just did it
00:46:50you think you could also do a bob and a french braid
00:46:54yeah
00:47:01hi uh i'm not sure if you remember me
00:47:04you're the wizard right
00:47:06you do remember me
00:47:07how could i forget
00:47:08your check bounced
00:47:10what
00:47:12i'm gonna have to have a serious talk with my financial advisor
00:47:15this should take care of it
00:47:18so uh tina i was wondering if by any chance you're not doing anything tonight
00:47:26which you probably are because you're not ugly
00:47:28but if for some reason you're not
00:47:29would you maybe possibly no pressure if you can't
00:47:32just wondering you know would you like to go out with me
00:47:35maybe
00:47:36yeah i'd love to
00:47:39well you can't blame a guy for trying
00:47:41i said i'd love to go out with you
00:47:45really
00:47:46yeah it'll be fun
00:47:47great i'll pick you up at eight
00:47:49don't use that money you'll get arrested
00:47:53these will be ready next tuesday
00:47:56but the yard sale's this weekend
00:47:58i said next tuesday
00:48:00what are you doing here
00:48:07just out for a little stroll
00:48:08he tends to get a little fussy this time of day
00:48:11they call it the wishing hour
00:48:13you probably didn't know that
00:48:14his favorite passy
00:48:16wow i'm impressed
00:48:19whoa whoa whoa what are you doing
00:48:21my shift just ended
00:48:22already can't you work overtime or something
00:48:24swing shift graveyard shift
00:48:26i mean you gotta put in the hours
00:48:28if you're gonna break through that glass ceiling
00:48:29we'll go into the park
00:48:31you forgot his schmoopy
00:48:36where are you going
00:48:42you don't have your homework
00:48:43i'm going to work
00:48:44you're looking at the new junior assistant manager
00:48:47at copy place
00:48:49brian got fired for stealing ink
00:48:51what about beauty school
00:48:55what about our dream
00:48:56that was never my dream
00:48:58i wasn't even good at it
00:48:59but you only have one more test
00:49:01before you get your cosmetology license
00:49:03i don't want my cosmetology license
00:49:06oh nice perm
00:49:07hey if anyone should be a hairdresser
00:49:10it's you
00:49:11oh hi tina
00:49:17hey picking up daffy date night
00:49:19oh is that a timmel
00:49:21huh oh yeah
00:49:22that's my brand
00:49:23timmel
00:49:24is that what you said
00:49:25timmel
00:49:25what you working on
00:49:29just putting up a shelf
00:49:30oh that doesn't sound good
00:49:34oh that doesn't sound good
00:49:34it's fine
00:49:35i'm sure i just hit a stud
00:49:37that's not a stud
00:49:39you either hit your junction box or a water pipe
00:49:41thanks for your help
00:49:42but i think i know what i'm doing
00:49:44i mean i won the nobel prize
00:49:46there
00:49:49see
00:49:50what happened to the water
00:49:51guess it was your water pipe
00:49:54what are you doing here
00:49:55date night remember
00:49:56isn't that why you're in the shower
00:49:58what
00:49:58no i got peanut butter all over my back
00:50:00when's the water gonna come back on
00:50:02well first he's gotta remove the drywall
00:50:04saw off the damaged pipe
00:50:05and put on a slip coupler
00:50:07then he's gotta replace the drywall
00:50:08spray the texture on
00:50:09and paint it
00:50:10i could do it for you
00:50:12but it would take a couple days
00:50:13a couple of days
00:50:15i can't go without a shower for that long
00:50:17since when do you take so many showers
00:50:19it's the principle
00:50:20if i'm gonna pay rent somewhere
00:50:22then i want everything to work
00:50:24you don't pay rent
00:50:25and i won't
00:50:27not until that's fixed
00:50:29now where am i supposed to live
00:50:30they won't let me back at the why
00:50:32long story
00:50:33i guess you could stay with me
00:50:36i don't think so
00:50:37not until there's a ring on this finger
00:50:39here
00:50:42looks like you're gonna need this
00:50:43hey
00:50:45my eyes are up here
00:50:47check it out
00:50:48cloth napkins
00:50:49nice right
00:50:50you are a beautiful
00:51:00beautiful woman
00:51:01you are the epitome of grace
00:51:07style and femininity
00:51:09you're my best friend
00:51:11i'm your best friend
00:51:13we just met
00:51:14well uh hold on
00:51:16when i'm with you
00:51:17every day is valentine's day
00:51:19except for the real valentine's day
00:51:23which we will now call
00:51:24super valentine's day
00:51:26are you reading something
00:51:28no i need
00:51:29what all women wanna hear
00:51:32what woman wants to hear stuff like this
00:51:34lola
00:51:35lola
00:51:37hmm
00:51:38i was just asking if you wanna split an appetizer
00:51:41oh yeah sure
00:51:41whatever you want daffy
00:51:43it's bugs
00:51:44huh
00:51:45i'm bugs
00:51:47okay so what do you want a medal
00:51:49you're a grown up
00:51:51you don't need a script
00:51:52let's just get to know each other
00:51:54tell me about yourself
00:51:56okay
00:51:57uh well
00:51:58what do you wanna know
00:52:00i'm rich
00:52:00very rich
00:52:01but a do-gooder
00:52:02i help poor people
00:52:04orphans
00:52:04whales
00:52:05you know
00:52:05look
00:52:07if you're not gonna tell me about yourself
00:52:09let me take a shot
00:52:10you're an insecure
00:52:11little weirdo
00:52:13who lies about everything
00:52:14and probably cries himself to sleep
00:52:16every night
00:52:17wow
00:52:17you're good
00:52:19well i guess this date's over
00:52:20hey
00:52:21get back here
00:52:22relax
00:52:23it's not over
00:52:25but you said all those horrible true things about me
00:52:27you're like an abandoned building that ought to be condemned
00:52:31you know
00:52:32busted windows
00:52:33rats
00:52:33running around
00:52:34a real nasty sewage situation
00:52:37but maybe
00:52:38if the right person got a hold of it
00:52:40and cleaned it up
00:52:41maybe they could take that disgusting building
00:52:44and turn it into something
00:52:45not so disgusting
00:52:46are you that person
00:52:48lucky for you
00:52:50i like a project
00:52:51and am i that disgusting building
00:52:54yeah
00:52:54that is the nicest thing
00:52:56that anyone has ever said about me
00:52:59he doesn't like it when you do that
00:53:10you're holding the bottle wrong
00:53:14that's not even the right nipple
00:53:16we switched the soy formula
00:53:18just let me do it
00:53:19what is wrong with you
00:53:22i'll tell you what's wrong with me
00:53:24you think what you do is so important because you work
00:53:27well i work just as hard as you
00:53:28and i don't even get a paycheck
00:53:30you've never gotten a paycheck
00:53:31i'm so busy taking care of him
00:53:33i can't even tell you the last time i took a shower
00:53:36you never shower
00:53:37uh that's because i care about the earth
00:53:39the point is
00:53:41raising a baby is hard work
00:53:42and it's twice as hard when you do it alone
00:53:45i'm just so tired
00:53:46you've known him for one day
00:53:49you don't even know the baby's name
00:53:51his name's not baby
00:53:52where's baby
00:53:55Zachary
00:54:01Zachary?
00:54:03baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:05baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:07baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:08baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:09baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:10baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:11baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:12baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:13baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:14baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:15baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:16baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:17baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:18baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:19baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:20baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:21baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:22baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:23baby's a better name than Zachary
00:54:26He doesn't like it when you do that.
00:54:52Gorgeous.
00:54:53Tina, you've outdone yourself.
00:54:57It wasn't easy.
00:54:59Her hair's like straw you wouldn't feed a donkey.
00:55:01But as I always say, extensions, a Brazilian blowout, and platinum highlights can hide any flaw.
00:55:09Well, you've just earned yourself a cosmetology license.
00:55:13Congratulations, Tina.
00:55:16Daffy?
00:55:18Tina?
00:55:19I mean, uh, it's my twin sister.
00:55:22Tina, uh, Greena.
00:55:23What are you doing here?
00:55:25I'm returning my wig heads.
00:55:26What are you doing here?
00:55:28What is going on?
00:55:33I'm not Tina Russo.
00:55:36Then who are you?
00:55:38Who am I?
00:55:40Until recently, I didn't know the answer.
00:55:43But now I do.
00:55:45You see, my whole life, I've been forced to live among ugly people, helpless to do anything about it.
00:55:52But now, thanks to these, I have the power to trim the ugliness away, one haircut at a time.
00:56:00So, you'll ask me who I am.
00:56:05I'll tell you.
00:56:09I'm Daffy Duck.
00:56:11And I'm a hairdresser.
00:56:14What?
00:56:15You don't like lobster bisque?
00:56:20I'll get you something else.
00:56:22Something for a less refined palate.
00:56:24So, uh, where's Porky?
00:56:31How may I be of service?
00:56:34Porky, what are you doing in that outfit?
00:56:36Don't engage the help.
00:56:38That better be my bread and butter.
00:56:39Yes, sir.
00:56:43The lady doesn't like her soup.
00:56:46Bring her something else.
00:56:50There's nothing wrong with the soup.
00:56:52The butter is hard.
00:56:53Uh, what?
00:56:54I said, the butter is hard.
00:56:59Because somebody failed to let it soften before serving dinner.
00:57:06I'm sorry.
00:57:07I just got so busy with the creme brulee.
00:57:09But you're not too busy to make excuses.
00:57:13Oh, that hurt.
00:57:15I bet it hurt.
00:57:16Because it's hard.
00:57:17Daffy!
00:57:19This doesn't concern you, Tina.
00:57:20This is between me and my butler.
00:57:22He's not your butler.
00:57:24Porky, you are not his butler.
00:57:26I know.
00:57:27I just...
00:57:28I like having someone around.
00:57:30Are these store-bought roles?
00:57:34Ow!
00:57:35Of course you're saying ow!
00:57:37They're like rocks!
00:57:40Ow!
00:57:41Porky, what are you doing?
00:57:43You're letting him walk all over you like this.
00:57:45This is your house.
00:57:46Be a man.
00:57:47You're right.
00:57:50What?
00:57:51I was sick of wearing this anyway.
00:57:55There.
00:57:56That's better.
00:57:58Well, if this dump doesn't come with a butler, I might as well go back to the old dump.
00:58:02And I can tell you've put these in the dryer.
00:58:20You sound like a pig!
00:58:23Good evening.
00:58:30My name's Cathrarg.
00:58:32I'll be your server.
00:58:33Lola, I didn't know you worked here.
00:58:35Yep.
00:58:36Worked here my whole life, since the day I was born.
00:58:38Can I get you anything?
00:58:39Uh, someone already took our order.
00:58:41Wow.
00:58:45Ooh, that's my jam.
00:58:46Wanna dance?
00:58:47Hook it up!
00:58:48Tina, it's Daffy.
00:58:55Meet me at the Sunset Room in an hour.
00:58:57And look good.
00:58:59I do.
00:59:08I'm looking for my boyfriend.
00:59:09He's a little black duck.
00:59:11A duck?
00:59:12Oh, well, I wasn't sure what that was.
00:59:16We put him in the way back.
00:59:24Kind of fancy for lunch.
00:59:26What's the occasion?
00:59:30I'm the occasion.
00:59:35What happened to you?
00:59:37I got a beak job.
00:59:39Look, no bump.
00:59:41You messed up your whole face just to get rid of a stupid bump?
00:59:45You look crazy!
00:59:47If I look so crazy, how come everyone's staring at me?
00:59:53Because you look crazy.
00:59:55Daffy, I liked your old beak.
00:59:57But my old beak had an imperfection.
00:59:59And when it comes to my appearance, there can be no imperfections.
01:00:04Well, it looks like a dog ate your face.
01:00:08I liked your bump.
01:00:09I like all your imperfections.
01:00:11Well, not all of them.
01:00:12Your imperfections are what make you, you.
01:00:15And I like you.
01:00:18Oh, I get it.
01:00:20You're jealous because I have this perfect little beak and you have that giant nightmare.
01:00:24Oh, call Dr. Weisberg.
01:00:31Thanks again for watching, Em.
01:00:32I want to start a family with you.
01:00:44What?
01:00:44I finally realized what I was put on this earth to do.
01:00:49Be a mother.
01:00:52Or was it to open a frozen yogurt shop?
01:00:56Yes, that is exactly what I was put on this earth to do.
01:01:00I'll be known for my toppings.
01:01:02No, no toppings.
01:01:04Just yogurt.
01:01:05The best yogurt.
01:01:06That's what I'll be known for.
01:01:08With tons of flavors.
01:01:09Here you go, you new business cards.
01:01:12It's pretty cool to be dating a licensed cosmetologist.
01:01:19Well, it's pretty cool for me to be dating the junior assistant manager of Copyplace.
01:01:24Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like licensed cosmetologist, does it?