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00:00You have no boyfriend today?
00:02Today?
00:03Today?
00:04Right now?
00:05I have no boyfriend.
00:07How long?
00:08I'm a kid.
00:09I'm a kid.
00:11I'm a kid.
00:12I'm a kid.
00:14Two years?
00:15No!
00:16I'm a kid.
00:18I'm a kid.
00:20Why?
00:21I'm a kid.
00:22I'm a girlfriend.
00:24I'm a kid.
00:26I'm a kid.
00:27I'm a kid.
00:29Dito daw siya.
00:30Ayun pala siya, ayun ba?
00:31Ayun pala.
00:32Si Art yan.
00:34Hindi yan.
00:35Ah, okay.
00:36Asan ba?
00:37Asan?
00:38Si Raya?
00:39Hello ka naman.
00:40Hello ka naman, Joss.
00:42Ay, nakabloon na...
00:43Ah?
00:44Nakabloon na may fan.
00:45Banidoso.
00:46Ayaw mainitan.
00:48Oo.
00:49Ang ganda ng polo mo.
00:50Anong gasoline station ka?
00:51Eh!
00:52Eh!
00:53Jowa ni Lu.
00:54Good afternoon po.
00:55Good afternoon.
00:56Anong pangalan mo?
00:57Mark po.
00:58Nabilang mo ba ang bangs mo today?
01:02Nilipad na ng kanyang biggest fan.
01:04Oo.
01:05Baguets baguets itong mga magdi-jowa.
01:07Oo.
01:08Pasensya na mainit dito.
01:09Hindi po malamig nga po eh.
01:11Best friend mo din yung best friend niya?
01:13Apo, apo.
01:14Ah, close din kayo?
01:15Yes po.
01:16Close din.
01:17Hindi ka nagsiselos.
01:18Close din yung best friend mo.
01:19Hindi po.
01:20Bakit?
01:21Wala bang lahing ahas ito?
01:22Ano po?
01:23Ano po?
01:24Ano po?
01:25Oh, very opposite lang sa like type niya.
01:29Yun ang akalab.
01:31Ay!
01:32Yung pala.
01:33Yung magugulat ka na lang.
01:34Oo.
01:35Baka magkatotoo yung bukas.
01:36Wala na siya mga boyfriend.
01:37Yes!
01:38Magugulat ka na lang.
01:39You will be shocked.
01:40Isang araw, one day.
01:41Yes!
01:42Two.
01:43Pero Lou, wala bang nire-retto yung boyfriend mo?
01:45Oo nga.
01:46Wala po.
01:47Wala pong...
01:48Bakit wala?
01:49Puro may mga jawa na po yung mga friends.
01:52Oo, ba't isirain mo na?
01:53Tapos hindi niya...
01:54Hindi niya rin po type yung mga tropa ko po na siya.
01:56Yung mga friends.
01:57Tropa mo ba yan?
01:58Tropa mo sila?
01:59Yung mga katabi mo?
02:00Hindi po.
02:01Ha?
02:02Yung mga girls dun sa kaliwa mo?
02:03Hindi po.
02:04Hindi mo...
02:05Magkakikilala kayo?
02:06Hindi rin po.
02:07Hindi.
02:08Pero iba ang tikit mo sa braso mo.
02:09Hey!
02:10Nausap siya kanina.
02:12Alam!
02:13Nakita ko yung fan.
02:14Hawak niya yung fan, di ba?
02:15Pero hindi nakatutok sa kanya.
02:17Ay, gano'n eh.
02:18Alam!
02:19Wala pa sa akin yung buton.
02:20Ayan.
02:21Oh.
02:22Oh my God.
02:23Ang tagali.
02:24Hindi ko makwento.
02:25Hindi nakaganyan.
02:26Takatapanan yung fan.
02:27Hililihis.
02:28Oo.
02:29Pinalala ni ganyang girl.
02:31Hindi naman stand-fan.
02:32Kumakakalap.
02:33Yes.
02:34Inanun eh.
02:35Wala si ate.
02:37Baby boy.
02:38Baby boy.
02:39Just, just, just, just, just.
02:42My pretty, pretty boy.
02:45I love you.
02:46And then tanong si Losa ba yung dalawa?
02:48Lou at Casey?
02:50Um.
02:51Ako hindi naman po.
02:52At saka pati yung magsisenos,
02:53hindi naman ikaw yung girlfriend nun.
02:54Hindi.
02:57Bakit nga naman?
02:58Kaya hindi talaga yung silosa.
02:59Oo nga.
03:00Kaibigan niyo lang naman yun.
03:01Si Lou, ikaw ba silosa ka?
03:02Opo.
03:03Ay!
03:04O to the M to the G.
03:06Magpaliwanag ko.
03:07Oo.
03:08Tsaka hindi sila masyado nag-uusapan.
03:09Pero na, na, ano, na lip-read ko yung lalaki.
03:12Ano sabi?
03:13Sabi ng lalaki.
03:14Anong IG mo?
03:15Ano?
03:16Tsaka hindi ka alas ka pala.
03:19Oo.
03:20Na lip-read ko ha yung ganung level.
03:22Ano sabi tayo ka?
03:23Anong IG?
03:24Parang hindi pa sa akin.
03:25Di ba?
03:26Na lip-read ko talaga.
03:27Di na kailangan.
03:28Tama, mali?
03:29Mali po.
03:30Oo.
03:31Ano sabi mo?
03:32Ano sabi mo?
03:33FB pala.
03:34Anong FB pala?
03:35Anong FB pala?
03:36Anong FB?
03:37Anong FB?
03:38Ah, hindi.
03:39Joke lang.
03:40Ay, baka ba uncomfy pati sila girls?
03:42Joke lang.
03:43Oo.
03:44Mukha namang mabait si boyfriend, no?
03:46Opo.
03:47Okay.
03:54Tomorrow.
03:55Better get the
04:19partner.
04:20diferente,
04:21ayer elokards name.

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