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00:00paper hearts my app where lazy students get A's and I get paid essays homework research you name
00:12it as long as I stay in the shadows nothing's impossible
00:18well almost nothing
00:28Dan you sure you didn't get help on that essay
00:45I don't know what you're talking about really well school does whoever's behind paper hearts
00:56we're on to them once caught it won't just be expulsion
01:00users will face consequences too
01:05chapters four and five are tomorrow
01:17I know your secret
01:28your paper hearts aren't you
01:38your words they're art
01:44hey don't worry
01:48your secret's safe with me
01:51but I can't hold back anymore
01:58this is all I've ever wanted
02:05sorry
02:14you okay
02:22what were you thinking about
02:29nothing
02:31okay
02:32I'm Brad
02:33Mia
02:38great to meet you
02:40um I actually wanted to ask you for a favor
02:44no
02:46why you don't even know what it is
02:48yeah but if you're asking then it's trouble
02:50well it's actually something kind of personal
02:52I need a
02:54a love letter
02:56you got one
02:59look I know your paper hearts
03:01right
03:02hey looks like hey I got a chain
03:05hey just take it easy man
03:08I got it
03:10I got a chain
03:10are you insane
03:16say you're not in front of everyone
03:19relax
03:22I haven't told anybody anything yet
03:25well did you
03:27hit your head too hard at practice and start imagining things
03:30no you left your laptop open and I saw everything
03:32idiot
03:35listen I'm not here to
03:37expose you or anything
03:39I want to hire you
03:41then why don't you use the app
03:43like everyone else
03:44well because it's not for a school assignment or anything like that
03:47it's
03:48something personal
03:51you know
03:52Chloe Hartwell
03:54and the only girl in school who actually writes her own essays
03:58I need your help
04:00in writing her a letter
04:02actually it's a
04:04a love letter
04:06so you did hit your head
04:10look I'm not trying to blackmail you or anything
04:12I need your help
04:13okay
04:14you keep it secret
04:15I get what I want
04:16everybody wins
04:17that's literally the definition of blackmail you moron
04:21the school is on to me
04:24if he talks
04:25it's over
04:26no college
04:27no future
04:28I'll double your rate
04:29what
04:32I'll pay you
04:35listen this is really
04:36important to me
04:39so
04:39name your price
04:41no
04:43hey
04:44come on
04:45hey leave me here
04:45name the
04:46girl's bathroom
04:47hey
04:48miss brooks
05:09we need to talk
05:12your mother's treatment
05:15insurance won't cover the next phase
05:18without payments
05:20I'm getting money
05:21okay but we don't have much time
05:24all that work
05:53all those words
05:55and it's still
05:57not enough
05:58I didn't take you for a midnight caller
06:15I'll do it
06:18but under one condition
06:21who even writes love letters anymore
06:29you're not 12
06:30yeah well Chloe's a different kind of girl
06:33she likes to read books
06:34and she's a writer
06:35and she's in a very romantic thing
06:37so
06:37I don't want to just go over to her
06:39like
06:40she's any other girl
06:41I want to impress her
06:43aren't you dating Samantha
06:45no
06:53that was just a rule
06:55trust me
06:57we were never really a thing
06:58so
06:59will you do this for me
07:01all right
07:06all right
07:06show me what you wrote
07:08all right
07:18hey Chloe
07:21I think you're really cool
07:25not just regular cool
07:27but
07:27but cool
07:29you make me feel weird
07:33not bad weird
07:35good weird
07:36like when I score a basket
07:39and people cheer
07:40but
07:41also
07:42like when I eat too many tacos
07:44and my stomach gets all twisty
07:46rad
07:47that's not bad
07:49that's pretty good
07:50yeah you obviously need my help
07:54but I need something in return
07:56listen Mia
07:59you're a really cool girl
08:00I just don't see you like that
08:01I need you to help me get with Dan
08:05Dan
08:10big bad Dan
08:12yes
08:14Dan shut up
08:15well
08:16you're joking
08:16you're not joking
08:18okay
08:19if that's what you want to do
08:21you got yourself a deal
08:23yes
08:29flattery
08:34metaphors
08:35a little poetic flair
08:37easy
08:38making it sound like
08:40Brad actually wrote it
08:41nearly impossible
08:43oh
08:48this is gold
08:49Chloe
08:50you're the kind of story
08:52I told you she was a total lesbo
08:54Samantha
08:54give it back
08:55Samantha
08:56oh
08:57give it back
08:58you stupid
09:05clumsy
09:06bitch
09:07really
09:12come on out Mia
09:25don't be shy
09:27here for some action
09:29nerd
09:29oh
09:30dicks of the body
09:31legendary
09:31no
09:32no
09:33it's the wrong room
09:34I
09:35hey
09:35hey
09:36what are you doing
09:36thank you
09:38hey
09:38back up
09:39come on out Mia
09:40don't open the door
09:42no
09:43if they want something to stare at
09:44I'll give them something to stare at
09:46back up
09:47watch
09:47hey ladies
09:51oh
09:53oh
09:54oh my god
09:55all right let's go
09:58whoa
10:00Brad
10:00close
10:01now
10:02sorry
10:02Samantha was knocking on the door
10:04and
10:04this was it
10:06enough
10:07to the principal's office
10:08follow you
10:09get some clothes on
10:11will do
10:12thank you sir
10:13hey they're gone
10:16you can open your eyes
10:16yeah that's not why I'm keeping them shut
10:19oh it's me
10:21yeah
10:22I think I might be blind now
10:29how do you have zero shame
10:32it's a blessing and a curse
10:34hmm
10:36I think Chloe would appreciate you
10:39bearing it all
10:40oh
10:41no no no
10:42relax
10:43jeez
10:44I'm just pulling your leg
10:46for someone who gets naked on command
10:48you're pretty sensitive
10:49you could have any girl in the school
10:54why Chloe
10:55I don't know
10:58why does it matter
11:00you'd help me write the letters
11:03well it's like
11:06it's like little things
11:08you know like the way that she like
11:10touches her nose
11:10when she's like
11:11concentrating
11:12you know she'll like
11:14take her index finger
11:15and she'll
11:15tap her nose
11:16and
11:17I don't know
11:19it's like
11:19I don't even think she knows
11:20she's doing it but
11:21I can work with that
11:24awesome
11:30I don't even think she's doing it
11:32I don't even think she's doing it
11:33I don't even think she's doing it
11:34I don't even think she's doing it
11:35I don't even think she's doing it
11:36I don't even think she's doing it
11:37I don't even think she's doing it
11:38I don't even think she's doing it
11:39I don't even think she's doing it
11:40I don't even think she's doing it
11:41I don't even think she's doing it
11:42I don't even think she's doing it
11:43I don't even think she's doing it
11:44I don't even think she's doing it
11:45I don't even think she's doing it
11:46I don't even think she's doing it
11:47I don't even think she's doing it
11:48I don't even think she's doing it
11:49I don't even think she's doing it
11:50I don't even think she's doing it
11:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:21you did it you did it oh oh um sorry yeah it's fine um you're you're a genius yeah i knew my
12:32plan was gonna work wait whoa pump the brakes romeo don't forget about our deal it's it's my
12:38turn now what about dan oh dan yeah dan oh yeah right no no no yeah dan oh gosh don't tell me
12:47you forgot no no actually i got this brad you're gonna see dan tonight tonight yeah there's a party
12:59at ryan's and dan is gonna be there i don't do parties well dan parties so you do now but
13:08i don't have anything to wear
13:10oh god you scare me you look like you're about to get naked again no i uh i got a plan
13:25you