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00:00On your mark, get set, go!
00:13Damn!
00:20I thought for a second you guys weren't doing the game and I felt real stupid.
00:25Are you kidding me?
00:30Come on, man!
00:34No!
00:40No, why are you spinning out?
00:48I got a pretty good idea that there's a hidden level in here.
00:52This is Frankie driving to the game later.
00:54Yes!
00:55Blew down, blew down!
00:58Oh!
01:06Tommy Smokes is the winner.
01:07200 points will be going to Tommy.
01:10This is Beer Game Show.
01:12Is there a second place?
01:13No.
01:15Words were out.
01:27No!
01:28No!
01:29No!
01:31Welcome back to Beer Game Show, sponsored by Body Armor Flash IV.
01:35Rapid Rehydration.
01:36Now, before we get started, Roan, it seems like you know this show pretty well.
01:40You knew a lot about it, all the details.
01:43It seems like you watched the show previously the pilot.
01:45Of course.
01:46Of course.
01:47Tommy, you were on the show, so I guess that's an excuse.
01:50I was a judge, I was involved in some of the testing processes, yes.
01:53But did you watch the final cut though?
01:54I did.
01:55Frankie knows nothing.
01:56What was the name of Tank's segment?
01:57I don't fucking remember.
01:58I watched it when it first came out, not just yesterday because I was going to be on it.
02:03Frankie.
02:04I'm coming in blind.
02:05You're coming in blind.
02:06Which I think is a good thing, right?
02:07Just experience it all for the first time.
02:08I have no, you know, I'm not anticipating anything.
02:10I'm just kind of going with the flow.
02:11I don't know.
02:12I think supporting your coworkers would have been a good thing.
02:14So I'm going to get 50 points.
02:15Out of the bat, I'm going to get 50 points to round and 50 points to Tommy.
02:18We're giving him points?
02:19Wait, 50?
02:20He didn't watch the show.
02:21He helped out.
02:22I was in it.
02:23I helped.
02:24I was testing yesterday.
02:25Damn.
02:26Now, gentlemen, we have four categories for you to choose from today.
02:30Each category has points that will help you gain an advantage in the Beer-gasm Obstacle Course.
02:36Let's check out those four categories.
02:38We have questions, challenges, judged, and beat the meek.
02:44Now, you must do the lower numerical value first.
02:48For example, you cannot do questions for 200 until you have done questions for 100.
02:54Okay.
02:55Everybody understand?
02:56Yes.
02:57Now, Tommy Smokes, you won the opening challenge.
02:58I did.
02:59You got 200 points.
03:00You're in control of the board.
03:02Where would you like to go?
03:03You know, I think we're all a little bit gassed, maybe, and we're just running around.
03:07So why don't we start off with questions for 100.
03:09Yes, questions.
03:10There have been two Italian-American head coaches to win the Super Bowl.
03:14Nick Sirianni just did it.
03:15Who was the other one?
03:16Give you some time to jot down your answers.
03:19Now, gentlemen, you're all Italian-Americans.
03:22Which one of you is the most Italian?
03:24Me, 100%.
03:25Tommy is.
03:26That's probably true.
03:27Tommy?
03:28I'm 50.
03:29I'm pure blood.
03:30I can't do the small talk when I'm trying to think.
03:32I am really struggling right now.
03:34All right.
03:35Gentlemen, looks like you all have your answers locked in.
03:38One at a time.
03:39Let's see those boards starting with Roan.
03:42Dick Vermile.
03:44Dick Vermile.
03:45Excellent answer.
03:47Zupa Depeche.
03:49All right.
03:51Smokes?
03:52I know it's not an Italian last name, but he's got an Italian vibe to him.
03:55Maybe he dropped the vowel Bill Parcells.
03:58Maybe it was Bill Parcelli.
03:59No, that's French.
04:00He's French.
04:01No, Bill Parcelli before he came over to Ellis Island.
04:04Parcelli.
04:05Gentlemen, unfortunately, none of those are correct.
04:07And I don't even know if some of those are real coaches.
04:10The actual answer, Vince Lombardi.
04:13Oh, fuck.
04:14Oh, shit.
04:15Fun fact about Vince Lombardi.
04:17Not sure if it's true, but I heard it from producer Brian.
04:20Vince Lombardi had colon cancer, and he had totally preventable colon cancer, but he didn't
04:25want to get a colonoscopy because he thought it was too gay.
04:28Wow.
04:29No way.
04:30He didn't want anything in his butt.
04:31Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
04:32I'd rather die than have something in my butt.
04:34None of you got that correct, so Tommy is still in control of the board.
04:37Tommy, where would you like to go?
04:38Yeah, I'll go questions 200.
04:39We have to avenge that performance, am I right, fellas?
04:42Yes.
04:43What famous musician voiced Donnie on the Wild Thornberries?
04:47Can I hear it again?
04:54A famous magician?
04:59Musician.
05:00Musician.
05:01I mean magician.
05:03Roan, Frankie, you're both in bands.
05:05Very confident in this one.
05:06You know music.
05:07Great show.
05:08Wild Thornberries.
05:09I'm Nigel from the Wild Thornberries.
05:13That's spot on.
05:14That's great.
05:15That's Nigel from the Wild Thornberries.
05:17Frankie, you don't look too confident.
05:19I mean, this is impossible.
05:21You know this one?
05:22Very confident.
05:23All right, Frankie, I'll start with you.
05:25I went with Flea.
05:26Flea.
05:27Interesting answer.
05:28He's a crazy person.
05:29Basis for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
05:30Yeah, basis for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
05:32I don't know.
05:33Doesn't that sound like Flea?
05:35Wrong.
05:36You didn't.
05:37I went with Flea.
05:38No, you didn't.
05:39I swear to God from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
05:41No, you didn't.
05:42I swear to God I did, dude.
05:44I swear on my unborn child that I didn't look at him.
05:48I didn't either.
05:49I mean, we're on camera the whole time.
05:50You have two to swear on.
05:51I swear all my children.
05:53That's crazy.
05:54Is it Flea?
05:55Tommy, let's see that answer.
05:56I'm going to bet the lives of their unborn children that it is Ringo Starr.
06:01No way.
06:02Tommy, unfortunately, it is Flea.
06:05What?
06:06What?
06:07No way!
06:08Who the fuck is Flea?
06:09No way!
06:10No, he's the biggest.
06:11That's Flea?
06:12I'm sorry about your kids.
06:15That was a joke answer.
06:17I swear to God.
06:18I mean, he gets naked and he's screaming around.
06:21He's a wild man.
06:22He's a wild man.
06:23He's perfect.
06:24Mutual guess and then winding up hitting it too?
06:27That's impressive.
06:28Oh my God.
06:29Make your guys a hug.
06:30All right.
06:31200 points to each.
06:32Thanks, bro.
06:33Frankie and Roan.
06:34That's the craziest thing I've been a part of in a long time.
06:37That's content.
06:38That's the game.
06:39Frankie and Roan, you both tied on that.
06:41My roommate's getting beaten tonight.
06:42So to see who gets control of the board, I'd like a rock, paper, scissors match between Frankie
06:47and Roan right now.
06:48Rock, paper, scissors, scissors, shoot.
06:50You're a sus guy, Long Island.
06:52Long Island.
06:53It's a Long Island response right there.
06:55Frankie, you are now in control of the board.
06:57Where would you like to go?
06:58I'm going to go beat the Meek 100.
07:01Ooh, beat the Meek 100.
07:03Interesting.
07:04No way, dude.
07:05Meek is going to have 60 seconds on the clock to eat as many French fries as possible.
07:11Are you going to be using ketchup or sweet and sour?
07:14Are you going to give it an honest effort to eat as many as you can?
07:16Yeah, I'm raw dogging it.
07:17What's your eating style?
07:18Are you going to shove them into your mouth or are you going to eat them one by one?
07:21I feel like you should know my eating style based off my habits.
07:23Sure, we should know Meek's eating style.
07:25One minute, huh?
07:26What?
07:27No, are you going to shovel them into your mouth or are you going to eat them one by one?
07:29Dude, that's unfair.
07:30You can't ask.
07:31If you don't know Meek's eating style, that's on you.
07:32You'll hear the answer, too.
07:33You'll hear it.
07:34You should know how I'm going to do it.
07:35How should I know that?
07:36Because you know me.
07:37Is it closest to it or do you have to get out of it?
07:38I don't know you that well.
07:39Closest to it.
07:40More observe you than fucking have a...
07:42Well, you should observe me eating french fries more often.
07:45Now the person closest to the correct number wins and you can go over.
07:50We've got those answers locked in.
07:52Meek is sitting by ready to test the limits of the human body.
07:56We have 50 french fries in each bowl.
07:58Wow.
07:59So that's our marker.
08:00Meek, one minute on the clock.
08:02Are you ready?
08:03On your mark, get set, go.
08:06What was that?
08:08What was that?
08:09This is one bowl away.
08:10Why are you doing one at a time, you fucking freak?
08:12Take your time.
08:13No, no, no, don't rush.
08:14You're going to choke.
08:15Slow and steady.
08:16Slow and steady.
08:17Oh, he's pathetic.
08:18I forgot how pathetic.
08:19Block him out, Meek.
08:20You're doing great.
08:21Hey, hey, don't choke.
08:22You're going to choke, buddy.
08:23Take your time with it.
08:24Never in my wildest dreams I think he'd go one at a time.
08:2740 seconds left.
08:28See, I know how he is.
08:29I've watched him eat.
08:31Can I get you some water?
08:32Can I get you a body armor flash?
08:33Hurry up, you fucking freak!
08:35No, exactly.
08:36Chew, chew, chew your food.
08:37What are you doing?
08:38Why are you not chewing fast?
08:39I should have guessed like eight.
08:40Get him a body armor, goddammit.
08:41He needs something.
08:42He's at 13.
08:43Is he serious right now?
08:44Wait, no, he can't have a body armor.
08:45Is he fucking serious?
08:46Wait, he can't have that.
08:47He can't have that.
08:48This is not a challenge.
08:49Meek, what are you doing?
08:50This isn't fucking lunch hour.
08:51Eat another one!
08:52Eat another one!
08:5315 seconds left, Meek.
08:54What's going on?
08:55Are you serious?
08:56Eat another one!
08:57Eat another one!
08:58You got that!
08:59You got that!
09:00Six!
09:01Five!
09:02Six!
09:03Five!
09:04Three!
09:05Two!
09:06One!
09:07Stop!
09:08You must eat what is in your mouth.
09:09All right!
09:10That does not count.
09:11That does not count.
09:12I should never overestimate you.
09:14Never overestimate Meek.
09:15Never give him an ounce of credit.
09:17Look at you.
09:18You're filthy.
09:19All right, Meek.
09:20Meek ate 31 fries in one minute.
09:23All right, gentlemen.
09:24Let's see those boards.
09:25Starting with Tommy.
09:26I gave Meek way too much credit.
09:28I said 49.
09:29I should never overestimate Meek.
09:30That's the lesson.
09:31He's one of the most pathetic individuals in all facets of life.
09:35Nice kid, though.
09:36I said 38.
09:37I just...
09:38I was close, but I didn't anticipate the slow to fast build, whatever the hell that was.
09:43Do you want me to die?
09:44A little bit.
09:45If he kept up that pace, it would have been 38, 41.
09:48Meek eats a little bit like a bird.
09:49Roan, let's see that board.
09:50I said 34.
09:51I knew exactly how pathetic Meek Phil was, and I watched him execute the plan that he and I had put forward.
09:58Perfectly done.
09:59That $200 was well worth it, Meek.
10:0134, three off.
10:02Roan, you are the winner of Beat the Meek.
10:05100 points to you and control the board.
10:08Let's go.
10:09Let's do challenges 100.
10:10Challenges.
10:11One bite challenge.
10:13Now, gentlemen, you are about to get a slice of pie.
10:16This is a piece of pizza that Dave has reviewed on his one bite challenge.
10:22Now, closest to the score will win.
10:25Frankie, you filmed this.
10:26Oh, I mean...
10:27This is very unbalanced.
10:29Are you kidding me?
10:30This is years ago, though.
10:32All right, Meek, go ahead and put those pieces of cheese pizza down.
10:36When did these go out?
10:37How old are these?
10:38How cold are these?
10:39Oh, about two hours old at this point.
10:41This is...
10:42All right, so there's some New York flop there.
10:44Oh, yours is?
10:45Mine has some New York flop.
10:47This is a 99 cent place or, like, from Penn Station.
10:51This is like roses.
10:53Mmm.
10:54One bite.
10:56I'm pretending like I'm Dave.
10:58Everybody knows the rules.
10:59I like Tommy a lot.
11:00Does anybody else think Tommy's really funny?
11:01I'm proud of him.
11:02Tommy, how often would you say you pretend you're Dave?
11:04No more than twice a week.
11:07Frankie, you worked side by side with Dave on these.
11:10You filmed the episode.
11:11Let's see your score first.
11:13I'm going to say 6.8.
11:156.8.
11:16It's ice cold.
11:18If it was crispier and hotter, maybe it was higher.
11:21Okay, 6.8 for Frankie.
11:23Ron, what are you picking?
11:24I went with a 6.3.
11:256.3?
11:266.3.
11:27The way that the pizza or the cheese is kind of clumping together,
11:31just knowing what Dave likes, I don't think that's a Dave type of pie.
11:35Yeah, he likes thinner.
11:36He likes crunchier.
11:37There was some New York flop.
11:38I'm going to go with a 6.2.
11:406.2.
11:42Box my ass in.
11:44I didn't know, brother.
11:45Frankie's going to win this.
11:46My brother, I didn't know.
11:47Well, gentlemen.
11:48Fuck.
11:49None of you were that close.
11:51The actual score is...
11:52Hi, Frankie.
11:54Special guest, Gritty.
11:56He's taking the Mascot World by storm.
11:59It's got to be low.
12:01None of us were that close because it was so low.
12:03And I win.
12:04It's got to be that.
12:05This is a 5 or a 4.
12:06It's going to be a 4.7.
12:08Yep.
12:094.7 if I've ever seen one.
12:11I knew this would get physical, bud.
12:13I knew this would get physical.
12:14I got a job.
12:15Dave looks handsome.
12:16So Tommy's got this.
12:17You son of a bitch, Tommy.
12:19Look at the flop in that fucking...
12:214.2.
12:22Probably an 8.
12:23Probably an 8.
12:24Probably an 8 in Philadelphia.
12:26Tommy, you clearly know Dave the best.
12:28You win challenges for 100.
12:30Let's go, Tommy.
12:31That means more for you, honestly.
12:33It does.
12:34And you're in control of the board.
12:35Where would you like to go?
12:36I'll give this pathetic shell of a man another chance
12:39and go with beat the Meek for 200.
12:42The name of the game is Meektionary.
12:44We are going to wheel out a white board.
12:46Meek is going to have three different prompts,
12:48each one worth one point.
12:50Whoever gets the most points wins.
12:52Meek, your first prompt is fictional character.
12:56Marge Simpson.
12:58The Blob.
12:59Gravedigger.
13:00Paddington Bear.
13:01Phil and Lil from the Rugrats.
13:03Phil from the Rugrats, Lil from the Rugrats.
13:05Daffy Duck.
13:06Psyduck.
13:07Daffy Duck.
13:08Squidward.
13:11Patrick Star.
13:13We've gone through all the fictional characters.
13:16The fat guy from SpongeBob who reorders the Krabby Patties over and over and says no pickles?
13:22I don't think the body is helping them.
13:24A rubber duck.
13:25Oh, okay.
13:26The nose might help.
13:27Is that Squidward?
13:28Not Squidward.
13:30Homer Simpson.
13:31Homer Simpson.
13:32Oh.
13:33There it is.
13:34Let's go.
13:35What?
13:36That is Homer Simpson.
13:37What's the top thing?
13:38His hair.
13:39His hair.
13:40That's not how his hair looks.
13:41Yes, it is.
13:42That's like a little cap.
13:43Perfect drawing, Meek.
13:44That's his hair.
13:45All right.
13:46Prompt number two.
13:48Places.
13:49City.
13:50It's best out of three.
13:51Yeah.
13:52City.
13:55Miami.
13:56I was going to say Miami.
13:58I didn't even draw the fucking sun.
14:01The sun.
14:02The sun.
14:03Miami.
14:04Sun.
14:05Wow.
14:06It is Miami.
14:07Yes.
14:08That is the first city I thought of.
14:09You're a son of a bitch.
14:10I didn't say it though.
14:11Our last prompt.
14:12Phrase.
14:13Oh, they're not getting this one.
14:14Phrase?
14:15This is a phrase.
14:16How the fuck does that work?
14:18Suck me dry.
14:19Up and at them.
14:21House.
14:22No place like home.
14:23House of cards.
14:24No place like home.
14:25There's always an open door.
14:26Open door policy.
14:27There's no place like home.
14:29A barn.
14:30Who let the dog out of the house?
14:32Who let the dog house?
14:33Dog house.
14:34Who let the dogs out?
14:35Who let the dogs out?
14:36The cat's out of the bag.
14:37The cat's out of the bag.
14:38The cat's out of the bag.
14:39The cat's out of the barn.
14:42No pussy cats inside my dog house.
14:44It's from the song Hot N Word.
14:45Dog walk.
14:46Dog walk him.
14:47The cat's out of the bag.
14:48The cat's out of the bag.
14:49The cat's out of the bag.
14:50Pigs out of the bag.
14:51The dog killed the owner.
14:52Dog dragging the owner to the dog house.
14:53You're in the dog house.
14:54In the dog house.
14:55He's in the dog house now.
14:56Cat got his tongue.
14:57Cat's got his tongue.
14:58Keep guessing.
14:59Keep guessing.
15:00That's not bad.
15:01Keep guessing.
15:02That's not bad.
15:03Keep guessing.
15:04Keep guessing.
15:05Keep drawing, Meek.
15:06Why do you stop drawing?
15:07You fucking idiot.
15:08Cat.
15:09Cat.
15:10What are those lines?
15:11Meek, what the fuck are those lines supposed to be?
15:12Is that an equal sign?
15:13You drew two squiggly lines for no reason.
15:14The cat has-
15:15You drew three squiggly lines for no reason.
15:16Is that a river?
15:17Getting drowned.
15:18Drown.
15:19Drowning in pussy.
15:20The house.
15:21The house.
15:22Drowning in pussy!
15:23The house.
15:24The house.
15:25Drowning in pussy!
15:26No pussy.
15:27No pussy.
15:28Can't say something my dog has.
15:29No but I wish.
15:30Is it drowning in pussy?
15:31What is that?
15:32Spit on the dog?
15:33Cool as a cat.
15:34Cat.
15:35Don't know what to keep adding.
15:36Cat killer.
15:37Dead cat bounce.
15:38Start over.
15:39Start over.
15:40Start over.
15:41Start over.
15:42Start over.
15:43Start over.
15:44Start over.
15:45Start over.
15:46Start over.
15:47Start over.
15:48Start over.
15:49Start over.
15:50Start over.
15:51Start over.
15:52A useless piece of shit.
15:53That sucked.
15:54A clean slate.
15:55Is this a phrase we definitely know?
15:56Yes.
15:57We're just drawing the same thing again though.
15:59Cat's out of the bag.
16:00I keep saying cat's out of the bag.
16:01You know pussycat says something my dog has.
16:03Can you draw it a different way?
16:04Instead of just redrawing the exact same thing.
16:06There's no other way to draw this.
16:08Cat's got the tongue.
16:09Cat's got your tongue.
16:11Alright, what's the first word?
16:13Erase.
16:14Cat.
16:15First word, what's that guy doing?
16:16Looking.
16:17Killing?
16:18Alright.
16:19That's the first word.
16:20Whoa!
16:21Looking dead in the eyes.
16:22Looking at a dead cat.
16:24Look what the cat dragged in.
16:25Yes!
16:26Tony Smith!
16:27He was fucked.
16:28They gave him the answer.
16:29Spoon fed it to him.
16:30You could be here for fucking ever.
16:31How are you going to guess this?
16:32Look what the cat dragged in.
16:34Can I just...
16:35Am I allowed to give no points?
16:36Is that...
16:37Yes, yes, yes.
16:38I got that.
16:39That was magic.
16:40That was magic.
16:41I can't go out on that.
16:42Look what the cat dragged in.
16:43Look what the cat dragged in.
16:44Honestly, Meek, great drawing.
16:46That's...
16:47Ladies and gentlemen, that's Meek-tionary.
16:48That's what you get.
16:49We should have known better.
16:50Meek-tionary.
16:51Good job, Meek.
16:52Good job.
16:53Good job, Meek.
16:54Great drawing.
16:55You got a real knack for that.
16:56There's people watching that will get that immediately.
16:57I mean, now that I see it.
16:59Tommy Smokes, you get the points.
17:01And you are in control of the board.
17:02Honestly, I'm excited to see who the judge is.
17:05So let's go with judged for 100.
17:07From the stage to the podcast mic.
17:09He might have little in his name, but he's going to be a big star.
17:12Oh, and he does not give a fuck.
17:15Ladies and gentlemen, Lil Pete.
17:17Yes!
17:20Oh my God.
17:26Yo, it's Lil Pete, I got the jokes on lock.
17:29Step on stage, I make the whole crowd rock.
17:31Punch lines hitting like a heavyweight fight.
17:34Laugh so hard, got him crying all night.
17:36Mic in my hand, yeah, I spit that heat.
17:38Got him rolling in the aisles, can't stay in AC.
17:41From the open mic grind to the sold out show.
17:44Lil Pete dropping bombs, but they all explode.
17:47Whoa!
17:48And y'all already know, Lil Pete don't give a fuck.
17:52That's right, clapping the motherfucker.
17:54That's right, clap it up.
17:56Great to see you.
17:57Great to see you.
17:58Great to see you guys.
17:59I'm glad to be here.
18:00What's up, bro?
18:01Nice to meet you, bro.
18:02Yo, guys, I've been jerked off by so many Asian women in my life, man.
18:05More than I could ever keep track of.
18:07So much so, that if I even hear the sound of a Chinese woman's voice, my dick gets hard.
18:13Yo, I'd be calling up to order Chinese and she's like, ha, you want a pork or fried rice?
18:18Yo, my dick starts throbbing.
18:20When that Asian rub and tug in Atlanta got shot up last year.
18:24Rest in peace.
18:25I was very angry to hear that those women died like that, man.
18:28Because anybody who gives a happy ending deserves to have a happy ending.
18:32And those women didn't.
18:34Moment of silence.
18:35That's right.
18:36All right, let's get this shit popping, baby.
18:39Yeah!
18:40Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Lil Pete.
18:42Let's go, Pete.
18:43For 100 points, you will be giving Lil Pete your best celebrity impression.
18:50So I'll give you a little bit to think of the celebrity impression that you can do.
18:52Wow!
18:53Anyone?
18:54Anyone.
18:55Anyone that you can think of.
18:56Now, Pete, having impressions is an important thing for a comedian to have in their bag.
19:00Do you have any celebrity impressions?
19:02Rocky Balboa.
19:03Rocky Balboa?
19:04Let's hear it.
19:05A Philly legend.
19:06Adrian!
19:07I did it!
19:09That's very good.
19:10I wish I could give you the points right now.
19:12Yo!
19:13Anything else?
19:15Um, that's the forte.
19:17You know what I'm saying?
19:18Okay.
19:19All right.
19:20That was pretty solid.
19:21Can I try one?
19:22Go ahead.
19:23At least let me kill me here.
19:25It's so wild and bushy.
19:27That's groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons.
19:29I never heard of that guy.
19:30You never watched The Simpsons?
19:31Never watched The Simpsons.
19:32We don't know that guy.
19:33But it sounded...
19:34It sounded okay?
19:35It sounded pretty good.
19:36All right.
19:37Okay.
19:38Gentlemen.
19:39You heard our impressions.
19:40Now it's up to you to give us an impression.
19:43We'll start with Tommy Smokes.
19:45Uh, so let me be clear.
19:47The drone strikes on Afghanistan to take out Osama Bin Laden.
19:52They have taken out an army of small children.
19:56But that's okay.
19:57Because we got Bin Laden.
19:59Is this Barney?
20:00And we got him good.
20:02God bless America.
20:03I'm Barack Obama.
20:04Barack Hussein Obama.
20:05Oh, man.
20:06That was straight fire.
20:08Thank you, Pete.
20:09Thank you, Pete.
20:10If Barack would run for a third term, I would vote for you.
20:12You know what I'm saying?
20:13Yeah.
20:14I would vote for him.
20:15All right.
20:16Frankie, let's go to you next.
20:17Okay.
20:18Yeah.
20:19I'll tell you a story about a mouse in the milk.
20:26He always churns the milk and he goes and he goes.
20:31He turns that milk into butter.
20:34And what does that mouse do?
20:37He climbs out of that jar and he walks out on his own.
20:41It's Christopher Walken.
20:42Oh, Christopher Walken.
20:43From Catch Me If You Can.
20:44From Catch Me If You Can.
20:45From Catch Me If You Can, yeah.
20:46That was great.
20:47That was great.
20:48That was great.
20:49Maybe the most basic impression you could do.
20:51Keep that in mind, Pete.
20:52Most basic impression you could do.
20:53No, way better than Obama.
20:54Most basic impression you could do.
20:55You sounded horrific.
20:56Do you think a black man sounds horrific?
20:58Do you think it's horrific to sound like a black man?
20:59I thought a white man trying to sound like a black man was horrific.
21:01Yeah.
21:02It's 2025.
21:03I think the impression was so good, the economy's about to go back down right now.
21:05I know what I'm saying.
21:06Yes.
21:07Should've known.
21:08I appreciate both of your guys' offerings, but you might remember this character as the
21:14lead role.
21:15You can't preface it.
21:16From the movie Rocky.
21:21Yo, Adrian.
21:23I did it.
21:26I think mine was way better.
21:27Pete's was way better.
21:28Pete's was so much better.
21:30What?
21:31Are you trying to upstairs, Pete?
21:33No.
21:34I'm trying to upstairs, little Pete.
21:35I'm trying to upstairs, little Pete.
21:36I'm doing it.
21:37That was good.
21:38That was fucking good.
21:39Yeah.
21:40I thought-
21:41You took a lane.
21:42You took a lane.
21:43You took a lane.
21:44It was occupied, bro.
21:45I could've been a contender.
21:47You got him with a little bit of the British accent.
21:49Yeah.
21:50It wasn't good.
21:51He's Italian.
21:52I thought it was going to be something you would relate to.
21:54No, I can relate to it.
21:55I wanted it.
21:56Yeah.
21:57Well, Pete, you said Rocky's your childhood hero.
21:58Why's that?
21:59That's what I mean.
22:00No matter how bad he took a beating, he got back up and kept going.
22:04You know what I'm saying?
22:05What if I'm Mick?
22:06I'm like, hey, Rocky, you really got it, Rock.
22:10I'm about to start chasing the chicken right now.
22:12You know what I'm saying?
22:13That's my submission.
22:14Hey, come on, Rock, you got it.
22:16If we all get 10.
22:17If we all get 10.
22:18All right.
22:19So, little Pete, for 100 points, who had the best impression?
22:22All right.
22:23Now that he did Mickey, this guy.
22:24Bullshit!
22:25Bullshit!
22:26Bullshit!
22:27You can't get two impressions!
22:28Hey, Rock!
22:29That's controversial.
22:30We got, like, one more fight.
22:31That's not allowed.
22:32You know what I'm saying?
22:33Pete, you're in integrity.
22:34You have integrity trusted.
22:35Hey, hey.
22:36Let him do a judge in process.
22:37Little Pete is a judge.
22:39He gets final say.
22:40Though it's controversial, Roan gets 100 points.
22:43Bullshit, Pete.
22:44Good stuff, Pete.
22:45Good stuff, Pete.
22:46All right.
22:47Roan, you're in control of the board.
22:49I'll do judge 200, please.
22:50All right.
22:51Judge for 200.
22:52Funniest catchphrase.
22:54The best comedians have catchphrases.
22:56Get her done.
22:57You might be a redneck.
22:59All right.
23:00Dino might.
23:01Little Pete, what is your catchphrase?
23:02Little Pete don't give a fuck!
23:05That's right, baby.
23:08That's right.
23:09You guys are going to give us your best comedic catchphrase.
23:12That you would use.
23:14Hey, I'm Rocky's best friend, Mick.
23:18And this comedy coming from me.
23:20Okay.
23:21You do that every time you're on stage?
23:23I don't know.
23:24I've never been on stage.
23:25Hypothetically, if you will.
23:26Hypothetically.
23:27They put me on the spot.
23:28I'm going to use my second one.
23:30Hey, two in the pink, one in the stink.
23:33Hell yeah, baby.
23:35You're speaking to him.
23:37You're speaking his language.
23:39I had a bottle of Cialis with the label ripped off.
23:44Aw, you're winning this one, baby.
23:46What?
23:47What was that?
23:48You're winning this one.
23:50Yes!
23:51What?
23:52I was on my way to a strip club.
23:54I got pulled over.
23:55I had a bottle of Cialis in my cup holder with the label ripped off.
24:00The cop holds it up to the light and he says, you know it's illegal to carry this without a prescription, right?
24:07I said, officer, what would the charge be?
24:09Attempt to get an erection in the first degree?
24:12This game is rigged.
24:15Lil' Pete just might have revealed his hand there.
24:17Tommy Smokes, you're in control of the board.
24:20Let's keep it rolling with Lil' Pete.
24:21We'll do Judge for 300.
24:22Come on, baby.
24:23Judge for 300.
24:24Now, Seinfeld is probably the most successful comedian of all time.
24:27So, you guys are going to give us a Seinfeld-esque joke.
24:31Some observational humor.
24:33We'll give you a little extra time to think of this while you guys are thinking.
24:36Lil' Pete, do you have a Seinfeld-esque joke?
24:39I like in one of the very first episodes when he was doing his stand-up and he was like,
24:43everybody needs to understand, this is out.
24:46When people say, let's go out, this is what they're talking about.
24:49This is out, right here, this.
24:51That's good.
24:52You can't outdo Seinfeld, so why not just take a joke from the show?
24:55I like that.
24:56Good job, Lil' Pete.
24:58What are you writing?
25:00I don't think you write it.
25:01If you don't write it, then write it down?
25:03You could, I guess, if you can't memorize it.
25:05I'd lose points for that.
25:06If they say it in a Seinfeld-
25:07Yeah, we're freestyling, right?
25:09Yeah, we're freestyling.
25:10This is freestyle.
25:11Exactly.
25:12Exactly.
25:13I'm about to take the mic.
25:14Right, right, right.
25:16You ever notice how there's a real haves and have-nots when it comes to the homeless community?
25:22You know, a lot of people, they see a talented homeless man singing, playing the piano, they
25:27give them money.
25:28Me, I'm gonna give my money to the untalented homeless people.
25:32The guy sitting there like a lump on the log, he's got no talent.
25:37The guy with the talent I'm gonna hand in America's Got Talent application, too.
25:41To me, I wanna hand my money over to the people that have nothing else in their life.
25:47Alright, well, Pete, what'd you think?
25:48I thought that was good.
25:49That was good.
25:50Frankie, we're going to you.
25:51Okay.
25:52You know, you go in these bathrooms and you just wanna pee, you gotta give a guy a dollar
26:00to pee.
26:01You know, why is the nicest restaurant you gotta give a dollar to pee?
26:05I'm already paying for the food, I gotta pay to pee.
26:08He sounds like Seinfeld, you sound like Troy Bond doing Seinfeld.
26:12So that's actually Tommy's Thursday Thoughts Volume 1.
26:15My first ever thought was about-
26:16If you were doing a Troy Bond impression doing Seinfeld, that's 100.
26:19Alright, it's somewhere in the Seinfeld universe, right?
26:22Exactly.
26:23Troy Bond's a New York City community.
26:24It's a better joke than what he had, right?
26:25And he does a great Seinfeld impression and you sounded more like that.
26:28You know what I'm saying?
26:29So, Lil Pete, I'm gonna forfeit the impression part because I just think the premise is good
26:33enough to stand on its own without the half-assed impression.
26:36So I think Seinfeld meets an Asian girl and the Asian girl's friend.
26:42But he can't tell them apart from one another.
26:45So he brings another one of his buddies to go on a date.
26:49But at the end, the Asian girls can't tell the two white dudes apart from each other.
26:54Yeah, he didn't like that a lot.
26:57I'm not sure what's going on now.
26:58What?
26:59It's the premise for the joke!
27:00It's hers to hold dichotomy on his head!
27:02How are we doing impressions?
27:03No, no, no, we're doing-
27:04We're not doing impressions!
27:05This isn't the impression hour, it's the premise for a joke!
27:07We're doing Seinfeld joke, impression was extra points.
27:10Impression was extra points!
27:11But he's winning this round for the Troy Bonds impression!
27:14Yeah!
27:15I would've never guessed that!
27:17I have not heard a better Troy Bonds Seinfeld impression than I have!
27:20It was a Troy Bonds!
27:21It was Troy Bonds!
27:22It was Troy Bonds!
27:23It was Troy Bonds!
27:24What the fuck?
27:25Legend!
27:26He's a legend!
27:27What a twist!
27:28What a twist!
27:29What a twist from Lil' Pete!
27:30Let's hear it for Lil' Pete!
27:31Thank you for coming on and being a guest, Jared!
27:33Woo!
27:34You can see him at the Emerald City!
27:36Lil' Pete, everybody!
27:38Lights go down, crowds still roaring!
27:41Lil' Pete's name, yeah, they all adoring!
27:43One more joke, then I take my bow!
27:45Mic drop smooth, yo, I'm out for now!
27:49Yo, Lil' Pete, don't give a fuck!
27:52Yes, sir!
27:53What's up?
27:54I'm getting Lil' Pete!
27:56Frankie, you get the points, you're in control of the board!
27:59And now you're in second place!
28:02Yeah, no, that was a big round there.
28:03I'm gonna go Challenges 200.
28:05Challenges for 200!
28:07Good pick, Frankie, good pick!
28:09This is the Body Armor Flash IV Double Points Challenge!
28:13Whoa!
28:15Good pick!
28:16So Frankie, you just found yourself in second place,
28:18and now you find yourself in a position to get double points!
28:21Woo!
28:22How will you be getting double points?
28:23We will be doing a little putt-putt closest to the pin challenge!
28:26Whoa!
28:27Pizza reviews, golf!
28:30I mean, is this fun?
28:31What the fuck is this?
28:32Yes, Tommy's right.
28:33This is tailored.
28:34Alright, this is the Body Armor Flash IV Closest to the Pin Challenge.
28:39Each contestant will get two shots to get their ball closest to the Body Armor Flash IV Bottle.
28:46Alright, up first, Frankie.
28:48Oh, blasted in there.
28:53Off the back of the couch, not bad.
28:57Next to the tee, Tommy Smokes.
29:03Oh boy.
29:05No one touch it.
29:06That's not terrible.
29:07That's honestly a pretty good putting spot.
29:08It's getting a good roll!
29:09It's getting a good roll!
29:10Look at that roll.
29:11Look at that roll.
29:12Get on that rug.
29:13Who knows?
29:14Maybe someone will bump into it.
29:15Up next to tee off, Roan.
29:20Oh, this might be really good.
29:22Gently bounce.
29:23Really good.
29:24Oh, it died!
29:25God damn it!
29:26What would you say is closest right now?
29:28The official measurement for Meek, 49 inches.
29:33No.
29:34And that's 51.
29:3541.
29:36After the first shot, Frankie is the closest at 41 inches, followed by Roan at 49 inches.
29:48Oh, god damn it!
29:49It almost hit!
29:50Right past the Body Armor Flash IV Bottle.
29:57Oh!
29:58Ooh!
29:59Moves Frankie closer to the pin.
30:03Oh!
30:04Oh my god!
30:05It actually does.
30:06Oh my god!
30:07That's a win, fellas.
30:09No, it's not.
30:10A little over 42.
30:1142 and a half.
30:12Oh.
30:13This is...
30:14This is...
30:15I got jobbed badly.
30:19Yeah, 35.
30:20That's a win, baby!
30:21Oh yeah, well Frankie won the golf competition.
30:24Alert the presses.
30:26The winner of the Body Armor Flash IV closest to the pin challenge for double points, Frankie.
30:31Frankie.
30:32Frankie, you get 400 points for that.
30:34You're in control of the board.
30:35Where would you like to go?
30:36I'm gonna go questions 300.
30:37Questions for 300.
30:38Dave filmed a video at the American Gerbil Society.
30:43What year was this video made?
30:45Roll the tape.
30:46Roll the tape.
30:47It's the World Gerbil Show.
30:48Have you been to a Gerbil Show before?
30:49We have not.
30:50I sort of suspected you might not have been to a Gerbil Show before.
30:53Most people haven't.
30:54We're excited to find out about it, though.
30:56Surprisingly, some of the real top Gerbils that end up winning prizes can come from pet
31:01stores.
31:02It's not always breeding, right?
31:03That's nature and nurture.
31:04That's right.
31:05That's true.
31:06It's a mix of both.
31:07Okay.
31:08Look at this guy.
31:09Look at this guy.
31:10He's trying to get out.
31:11He's not gonna get anywhere.
31:12He doesn't know that.
31:13He doesn't know that.
31:14He thinks he's making heavy progress.
31:16Yeah, you're looking great.
31:17Until the next Gerbil Show.
31:18All right.
31:19What year is the American Gerbil Society video made?
31:23Frankie has the longest tenured employee.
31:24Let's see yours.
31:25You have to nail this.
31:26This was kind of a guess.
31:27I mean, I went 2014.
31:282014.
31:29All right.
31:30Tommy Smokes.
31:31I went 2013.
31:322013.
31:33I went 2012.
31:342012.
31:35The correct answer is 2013.
31:38Wow!
31:39Yes!
31:40Yes!
31:41That is 300 points.
31:43Yes!
31:44300 points, Tommy Smokes.
31:45And Tommy Smokes is now in the league.
31:47Tommy.
31:48Tommy.
31:49Tommy, you are in control of the board.
31:50Where would you like to go?
31:51Let's do challenges for 300, Jeff.
31:54Headshot.
31:55Now, what will happen is you will be wearing helmets
31:57with water balloons attached to them.
31:59Last person standing with their water balloons still intact
32:02is the winner.
32:03Now, this will be first to two points.
32:05First to two.
32:06As opposed to last game when it was first to three.
32:08Correct.
32:09Roan.
32:10I love it.
32:11I love a student of the game.
32:12Maybe a couple points?
32:13Yeah, I'll give you 50 points.
32:15All right, let's go.
32:17That means I can win it if I get these last two.
32:19Why did you just get 50 points?
32:20Because he studied.
32:21He watched.
32:22He cares.
32:23I was there.
32:24Yeah, but you didn't just talk to me.
32:25Fair, fair.
32:26Just showing me attention and love goes a long way.
32:29All right, gentlemen, welcome to the Thunderdome.
32:32This is Headshot.
32:33Win two rounds and you are the winner of the challenge
32:36for 300 points.
32:38On your mark, get set, go!
32:40Tommy is out!
32:54Tommy is out!
32:59Tommy is out!
33:04Go!
33:06Tommy is out! Tommy out!
33:10Frankie out!
33:11We're the winner!
33:23All right, gentlemen, round three.
33:25The only way this continues is if Frankie gets a point.
33:29Right now the score is Tommy one, Roan one, Frankie zero.
33:34Round three. On your mark, get set, go!
33:40I don't let Roe do his thing!
33:42Tommy is out! Tommy out!
33:44Come on, Frankie! Be a man for once!
33:47Roan is out!
33:49I got it!
33:50Photo finished! Simultaneously out!
33:53Simultaneously out, we are going to look at the footage.
33:55It came down to a fraction of a second.
34:07Frankie gets the point!
34:09Now, it all comes down to this.
34:11Sudden death.
34:12The last man standing will win the headshot challenge.
34:15On your mark, get set, go!
34:29Stop, stop, stop!
34:30I mean, that's his problem.
34:33All right, I think he has to fight with two.
34:36Double sort it.
34:38On your mark, get set, go!
34:42Tommy is out! Tommy is out!
34:44Tommy is out!
34:46He's too hot!
34:48He came in so hot!
34:50The winner of the headshot challenge, Roan!
35:06Roan, you are the winner of the headshot challenge,
35:08getting 300 points, putting you in third place,
35:12100 points behind second, which is Frankie with 900.
35:15Not too far as Tommy smokes in first place with 1,050 points.
35:21With the new band-aid.
35:22With the new band-aid.
35:23Tommy was the first blood in that, technically.
35:25All right, gentlemen, for 300 points and a chance at first place,
35:29we will be playing Milk the Meek.
35:31As you all know, Meek would rather be covered in milk than anything else.
35:36So, we are going to grant him his wish.
35:38We have rigged up a contraption that will dump milk on him.
35:41Now, to dump the milk, you must shoot the milk.
35:44You must shoot over that Body Armor water bottle.
35:48For every celebrity that you guessed correctly,
35:51you will be able to move up a cone.
35:54And get a shot at the water bottle.
35:57Now, we have a very special guest in the studio.
36:00He will be available as a celebrity shot.
36:03Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Beth.
36:04Whoa!
36:05Whoa!
36:06Holy crap!
36:07I'm not a cone, man.
36:08I'm not a cone.
36:09I'm lucky.
36:10I'm not a cone.
36:11Chris Paul is.
36:12I'm not a cone.
36:13I'm not a cone.
36:14I'm not a cone.
36:15All right, gentlemen.
36:16When the celebrity pops up, first person to say who it is gets the point.
36:19Gary Shanice.
36:20Jason Chandler.
36:21Kyle Chandler.
36:22Tommy is correct.
36:23Tommy, you get a chance.
36:24That's not Gary Shanice.
36:25Gary Shanice.
36:26Tommy, before we take a shot, I should probably ditch this ref costume.
36:30Oh!
36:31Whoa!
36:32Meek Phil showing off the guns and a juices loose tank top.
36:38Love it.
36:39Oh!
36:40That's a good shot.
36:41Tommy, that is a good shot.
36:42That's a good shot.
36:43So it was pretty quick.
36:44Second celebrity.
36:45Oh, um, the girl from fucking TikTok.
36:48She's hot.
36:49Addison Rae.
36:50Addison Rae, that is her.
36:51That is correct, Tommy.
36:52Addison Rae.
36:53You fucking horny bastard.
36:54It's because I said the girl from TikTok.
36:56Let Pat Bev shoot this one.
36:57Yeah, Pat.
36:58No, no, no, no.
36:59You go, you go.
37:00I want you, Pat.
37:01Celebrity shot.
37:02Tommy is calling in his celeb shot.
37:04Pat Bev.
37:05Pull this in and back and shoot.
37:07Pat Bev will have a chance to get dunk the milk on Meek.
37:10I thought that was it.
37:12Woo!
37:13I thought that was it.
37:14Did you see the way he caught it?
37:15Next celebrity.
37:16Tom Hardy.
37:17Tom Hardy.
37:18Tom Hardy is correct.
37:19Roan.
37:20There you go.
37:21Oh, fuck.
37:22Next celebrity.
37:23Sidney Sweeney.
37:24Yes.
37:25Oh, you fucking pervert.
37:26No, that's pervert.
37:27That's pervert shit.
37:28I wasn't even ready.
37:29I would've got that right.
37:30That's pervert shit.
37:31Frankie Borelli, a married man.
37:32Oh, I thought he had it.
37:33Next celebrity.
37:34Reverend Lovejoy.
37:35That is correct, Roan.
37:36Oh!
37:37They hit it.
37:38Roan hit the bottle, but unfortunately not enough force to knock it.
37:41Oh.
37:42Oh.
37:43Oh.
37:44Oh.
37:45Oh.
37:46They hit it.
37:47Roan hit the bottle, but unfortunately not enough force to knock it.
37:50The game keeps going.
37:52Gentlemen, your next celebrity.
37:54Mike McDonald.
37:55Wow.
37:56Damn.
37:57This guy knows ball.
37:58Milk that man.
37:59Oh.
38:00Oh.
38:01Shit.
38:02I mean, I hit it dead fucking up.
38:05Bro, he would've hit it off with a karate chop.
38:07Next celebrity.
38:08Rosa Parks.
38:09Oh, he got it.
38:10He got it.
38:11He got it.
38:12This is it, Tommy.
38:13This is your moment.
38:14Oh my god.
38:15God damn it.
38:16You suck.
38:17Shut up, Meek.
38:18You fucking freak.
38:19From almost point blank, Tommy Smokes misses it.
38:22The game goes on.
38:24Next celebrity.
38:25Kevin Federline.
38:26Fred Nurse.
38:27Taylor.
38:28No.
38:29I had nothing besides Kevin Federline.
38:32Next one, next one.
38:33Cumulative pass.
38:34That is Jamiroquai.
38:36What?
38:37Jamiroquai's white?
38:38Couldn't name a song.
38:39Yeah, right?
38:40I was surprised too.
38:41He ain't no nigga.
38:42Wait a sec.
38:43Not my words.
38:44All right.
38:45Next.
38:46Kelly Rowan.
38:47That is correct.
38:48Wrong.
38:49Finish him.
38:50Wrong from point blank range.
38:52Milk that man.
38:57He's getting milk.
38:58Oh, you missed him.
39:00Oh shit.
39:01That makes it way better.
39:02It's not an exact science.
39:03That was my last shot too.
39:04Gotta go milk him again.
39:05Oh.
39:06Oh.
39:07Oh.
39:08That makes it way better.
39:09It's not an exact science.
39:10That was my last shot too.
39:11Gotta go milk him again.
39:12Oh.
39:13Oh.
39:14Oh.
39:15Oh.
39:16Oh.
39:17Oh.
39:18Oh.
39:19Oh.
39:20Oh.
39:21Oh.
39:22Oh.
39:23Oh.
39:24Oh.
39:25Oh.
39:26Oh.
39:27Oh.
39:28Oh.
39:29Oh.
39:30Oh.
39:31Oh.
39:32Oh.
39:33Oh.
39:34Oh.
39:36Oh.
39:41Roan.
39:42Hits the bottle.
39:43And milks the Meek.
39:44Way to milk it, Roan.
39:45Winning 300 points.
39:47And.
39:48First place.
39:49Well why would you wear those pants Meek?
39:50That looks like your nicest pair of pants.
39:53I've never seen him in green pants like that.
39:54I've never seen him wear pants like it.
39:56Like.
39:57Allright ladies and gentlemen.
39:58Round of applause for Meek.
39:59The shoes are getting all milky.
40:02Rohan…
40:03Roan is the champion of the trivia round with 1,100 points.
40:08You will be starting in first place with the ultimate advantage in the Beergasm obstacle course.
40:14In second place, Tommy Smokes.
40:17I'll be there.
40:181,050 points.
40:19I'll be there.
40:20You'll be starting in second place just a little bit behind Roan.
40:23And in last place with the ultimate disadvantage, Frankie with 900 points.
40:28And Beergasm is sponsored by Body Armor Flash IV, rapid rehydration.
40:33We'll be right back after these short messages.
40:39Come on, this should be a give me.
40:41Come on, Frankie.
40:43Put the ball in the hole, dude.
40:47Why is the stick in there?
40:48That's never fun.
40:49Why is the stick in there?
40:51Forget about it.
40:53When I was 21, 22, I actually used to rap.
40:55I was pretty good at it as well.
40:57Until I killed some guy in a freestyle battle and he tried to stab me.
41:02That was pretty much the end of my rapping career.
41:05You know what I'm saying?
41:12Every day you get to choose.
41:14Do I want more?
41:16Can I grow stronger?
41:18Can I get more?
41:20Meek, I'm in the middle of filming something for Body Armor Flash IV.
41:28This better be good.
41:30So, I'm watching the episode with my mom.
41:33And the part of me getting hit in the nuts, she wants that taken out.
41:39It stays in.
41:41That's comedy.
41:42He said it stays in. It's comedy.
41:46Meek! Did I teach you anything?
41:48Man up!
41:49You gotta stick up to that monster!
41:52What else?
41:55Love you.
41:59How many David Goggins podcasts do we have to listen to for you to grow up here?
42:04Huh?
42:05Huh?
42:06How many?
42:08Can I get better?
42:14I don't stop when I'm tired.
42:16I stop when I've given everything.
42:19Because greatness doesn't take breaks.
42:22Body Armor Flash IV.
42:24Rapid Rehydration.
42:27Those are skate-tastic!
42:29What's up, Mike?
42:30Me and this guy have been through so much.
42:32Okay, we'll go.
42:33I fucking love this.
42:35Great treat.
42:43Gentlemen.
42:44Are you ready?
42:45Yes, sir!
42:46Alright.
42:47On your mark.
42:48Get set.
42:49Go!
42:56No, no, no.
43:03Get in there.
43:04Oh!
43:12What a Tuesday.
43:24Get outta here, Meek!
43:25Get in here, Meek!
43:32What do we do here?
43:33We're in here.
43:35Bitch!
43:37Legal!
43:46Get outta here!
43:47Yeah!
43:48Can you tell Roan?
43:49Yeah!
43:50Roan's cheating!
43:51Seriously, Roan's cheating!
43:53Don't lose him!
43:54I need to be able to put mine!
43:56Yo, I need to be able to put mine!
43:57No!
43:58Don't be the guy that ruined this lead.
44:00Alright, Tom, you're good!
44:01You're good!
44:02You're good!
44:03You're good!
44:04You're good!
44:05He didn't hit one!
44:06Oh!
44:07Oh!
44:08Don't be the guy that ruined this lead!
44:12Alright, Tom, you're good!
44:13You're good!
44:14You're good!
44:15You're good!
44:16You're good!
44:17You're good!
44:18You're good!
44:19He didn't hit one!
44:24Oh, my God!
44:25What do I do?
44:27Just drink?
44:29There's a number of rules!
44:32Is that it?
44:33I'm asking!
44:34Is it just drink?
44:35Just drink!
44:37I did!
44:38I did!
44:39I'm sorry!
44:40I'm sorry!
44:41I'm sorry!
44:42I'm sorry!
44:43I'm sorry!
44:44I'm sorry!
44:45I'm sorry!
45:03I forgot my cups!
45:05Oh, no!
45:07Oh, no
45:11Roan stole my cups
45:28Roan stole my cup I did not what run stole my cups
45:37Oh
45:44Roan can't steal my cups
45:46That's gotta be a win
45:48Hold on
45:49We'll start this again
45:50Why?
45:51These two have been fighting like animals
45:53Roan
45:54We'll start
45:55That's the point of the beergasm
45:56That's the point
45:57I just won
45:58I just won
45:59He knocked all my cups over
46:00Roan
46:01You are the winner
46:02Yes
46:03You are the champion
46:06You fucked me
46:07You fucked me
46:08I was about to win
46:09There's nothing crazy as being good at this game
46:10Roan stole my cups
46:11Where's bibs?
46:12Thank you so much, bro
46:13We lost to do a fair shot
46:15Roan, you are the winner
46:16You get to take home the Heelys
46:19The grand prize of Beer Game Show
46:22Put those on
46:23Those at home
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46:32I was leading the whole god damn thing
46:33I didn't think that would get him to win
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