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00:00:00ख्रेटेश के लिएफ झाल करिएफ टॉल
00:00:10और भॉल
00:00:12श्रेट लिएट
00:00:14अजयब है
00:00:16जुल
00:00:18जुल
00:00:20जुब
00:00:22जुब
00:00:24जुब
00:00:26जुब
00:00:28I'm Luigi, sabi nila, lakas daw ang sex appeal
00:00:32Literal na, makalaglag ati
00:00:43And I'm proud of it
00:00:58I'm proud of it
00:01:28I'm proud of it
00:01:57Sorry, miss, sorry, not sorry
00:02:04Sorry
00:02:06Ah, wait
00:02:10I'm Hazel, and you are?
00:02:18This is Miguel Mercado
00:02:20But you can call me
00:02:22Marami akong job
00:02:35Sabay-sabay
00:02:37Sa iba't ibang course
00:02:41Sa university belt
00:02:43May ka-aral ng accounting
00:02:47Nursing
00:02:49Marami akong dosok
00:02:50Nakapapos kita
00:02:51Nari-arts
00:02:54Education
00:02:58Ito'ng
00:03:02Ito'ng
00:03:02Ito'ng
00:03:03Good boy
00:03:04Ito'ng
00:03:06Good boy
00:03:07Mayroon
00:03:07Mayroon
00:03:08मतवा वो से वग दिएयों थासॉ
00:03:17कानमन हांगा एिला लाहत
00:03:19na naihinggit
00:03:20PumaBAT PÁ
00:03:21dawag dawag dawag dawag dawag लाहत
00:03:28I'm coming sweetie
00:03:32Dawag dawag dawag dawag dawag dawag
00:03:35ऑख?
00:03:37बिर चलाव लग।
00:03:39बिर चलाव
00:03:51अबागा
00:03:53अबागा को बागा
00:03:55अबागा
00:03:57अबागा
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00:04:01लागा हुआ
00:04:03Last week, nag-workout ka. Last week, kararating mo lang sa out-of-down. Lagi ka narang pagod, nangihina, walang gana.
00:04:11Siyempre, araw-arawin mo naman mula lunas eh.
00:04:16Don't worry babe, next time magbawi ako sa'yo.
00:04:20Ilang beses ko narinig yan.
00:04:24Okay, sige. Next week, man, hindi na schedule mo. Para makakipunan ako ng lakas ng weekend.
00:04:30Bakit? May iba ka ka pang in-schedule?
00:04:35Hindi! Siyempre, hindi naman dapat araw-araw kita, hindi ba?
00:04:41In-schedule ko para...
00:04:44Siyempre, may ginagawa din ako.
00:04:47Weekends na nga na yung pahinga ko eh.
00:04:50Tapos family band din.
00:04:52I hope you understand din.
00:04:55Kailangan ko prioritize ang pag-aaral ko.
00:04:58Otherwise...
00:05:00Maka pagtigilin ako ng mabawa sa pag-in-schedule ako.
00:05:03Ha?
00:05:04Ako, sorry babe.
00:05:06Sorry talaga.
00:05:08Okay.
00:05:10Okay na ako sa mante.
00:05:12Gets na kita.
00:05:14Pero sa ngayon,
00:05:16ako ng bahag na sa'yo.
00:05:17Sa ngayon.
00:05:18I mean,
00:05:19I mean,
00:05:20I mean,
00:05:21I mean,
00:05:22I mean,
00:05:23I mean,
00:05:24I mean,
00:05:25I mean,
00:05:26I mean,
00:05:27you gotta be...
00:05:28लुपुपूजूजू bears ल्युफुपूजुपूगूजूजूज।
00:05:57कर दो
00:06:27कर दो कर दो
00:06:57अश...
00:07:09आख...
00:07:10PANCYB
00:07:11KOMB
00:07:12Paano ko sila na papag sabay-sabay?
00:07:15SIMPLE
00:07:15May 7 DAYS
00:07:17ang one week
00:07:18Bakit Wednesday na
00:07:19Sweety
00:07:20Sweety
00:07:21Hanggang na yung five na kasi yung class ko
00:07:23Gusto mo bang kumabit ako?
00:07:26Ayoko
00:07:26Gusto ko, Thursday pa rin tayo, Papa
00:07:28Hindi ma naman, hindi-day mo naman ako
00:07:31Pinakansawan na ako, under mo ako
00:07:34Hindi naman sa ganun, love
00:07:35Siyempre, na-vacancy ko na yung Thursday para sa'yo
00:07:39Tsaka, masisira kasi yung sad
00:07:41Friday, ang traffic mo
00:07:45Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi
00:07:47Eh, hindi gawin natin sa taxi
00:07:49Hindi ba mas exciting yun, loves?
00:07:52Kahit ano namang I'm excited
00:07:53Gasta kasama kay Tebely
00:07:55Okay lang ako
00:07:56You're so understanding, Tebely
00:07:59Thanks
00:08:01Tra, pagmamalaki na sa barkado
00:08:03Atto, siya ba yung sinasabi mo sa amin na
00:08:22Uy!
00:08:24Saan ko papete naman to?
00:08:25Okay lang bay
00:08:27Totoro naman eh
00:08:28Anong year ka na ba?
00:08:31Third year Moscow
00:08:32Ba?
00:08:34May nabingwit naman na ibang course
00:08:36Ha?
00:08:37Wala
00:08:37Kasi meron na siyang friends
00:08:39Mga kaibigan ko sa ba't ibang major
00:08:42Oo
00:08:42Siyempre alam mo naman
00:08:44Kailangan ko yung expand yung knowledge ko
00:08:45Knowledge?
00:08:48Paano hirap mag-contain ng grades?
00:08:50Nakailang shift ka nga ulit
00:08:52Gago
00:08:53Naboboard lang ako kaya ako nag-shift ng words
00:08:55Naboboard o napupurol?
00:08:58Uy ang harsh nyo
00:09:01Tinahalap niya lang yung sarili niya
00:09:03At kung saan yung interest niya
00:09:05Hindi negayun no?
00:09:08Ayun
00:09:08May years na siyang legaw
00:09:10Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi
00:09:13Bae
00:09:14Ingit lang yung mga yan
00:09:15Kasi wala silang girlfriend
00:09:16Naseng ganda
00:09:17Oh
00:09:18Ang kakita lang agad
00:09:19Ba't may girlfriend kayo
00:09:21Ah
00:09:23Malilo pa rin
00:09:25Ah
00:09:26Bae
00:09:27Di ba may pasok ka?
00:09:29Okay lang bae
00:09:30Tatamada din ako pumasok
00:09:31Ay hindi
00:09:32Ayoko namang isipin na
00:09:33Uy ay ako
00:09:33Diba
00:09:34Pumasok ka na
00:09:35Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko
00:09:37Masakit yung chung
00:09:37Baka hindi kita mahatid ha
00:09:39Ha
00:09:39Pero bae
00:09:41Si R lang ako
00:09:42Si R lang ako
00:09:42Diba pero hindi pasensya mo niya
00:09:43Kasi alam mo
00:09:44Lagi kasi sumasok yung chery niya
00:09:46Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya
00:09:47Uy
00:09:48Minutes niya
00:09:48Uy
00:09:49Uy
00:09:50Joey
00:09:52Kanina ko pa tine-text si Luigi
00:09:55Kasama niyo ba?
00:09:57Bae
00:09:58Ha bae
00:10:00Bae
00:10:01So talaga
00:10:01Marih yung pandinig buo po ka
00:10:02Ang ginagawa mo dito
00:10:07Tsaka paano mo nalaman na nandito
00:10:09Nagbahas sakali lang ako
00:10:11Dito ang tambayan niya diba?
00:10:13Talagang si babe ko
00:10:14Dating pa yung NBI kong mga pag-inistiga
00:10:17Akala ko ba nilalagod ka
00:10:19Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory
00:10:21Pinuntahan kita doon
00:10:23Pero pumasok ka raw
00:10:24Ah
00:10:25Medyo umu-okay na kasi ako
00:10:27Eh sayang naman kung absent ako diba?
00:10:30Sayang kayong matutunan
00:10:31Hay naka babe
00:10:33Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo
00:10:34Pero ito yung malaga studies mo
00:10:36Mh
00:10:36Mh
00:10:37Mh
00:10:37Mh
00:10:38Mh
00:10:38Mh
00:10:38Mh
00:10:39Mh
00:10:39Mh
00:10:39Mh
00:10:40Mh
00:10:41Mh
00:10:42Mh
00:10:43Mh
00:10:44Mh
00:10:45Mh
00:10:46Mh
00:10:47Talaga babe
00:10:49Basta babe
00:10:50Bago na ako ulitin ito ha
00:10:52Naman naman yung yon
00:10:53Sinusupresa ako eh
00:10:54Kasi
00:10:55Baka ikaw masupresa
00:10:57Tado
00:10:58Baka kasi gumagawa ako ng projects
00:11:01Alam mo na
00:11:02Yon ko namang hindi kita may entertain
00:11:05Ang suit mo
00:11:07Ito nga yung
00:11:09Sa lupong ko dapat
00:11:10Uy
00:11:11Sarap na ito
00:11:13Diba masakit yun siya niyo
00:11:14Kahit pwisit tong mga tropa ko
00:11:25Isa naman nagsasalba sa akin
00:11:27Pag malapit na akong mabuking
00:11:28Tawag sa akin ng tropa
00:11:31The Jowa Collector sa University Belt
00:11:33Kada campus may jowa ko
00:11:37Sila ang achievements ko
00:11:39Mga tropeyo
00:11:40Ang bibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko
00:11:43At pagkalalaki
00:11:45Paragay!
00:12:11कि विर कि लूहुमार परोड़ी
00:12:13कि विक बिट एंचर तूहुमार कि निुड पुछ।
00:12:14कि लूहुमार कि विव GR
00:12:34इस पासे जढ़ आपा है
00:12:36हम पुरा पासे टूढहुमार कि वाए
00:12:39में कर लूदख
00:12:40Ibang alanda ka sa'yo
00:12:42O, naninigurado ka lang
00:12:44Sa sabihin mo, kapag sinibot ka na
00:12:46Ano nga kalakaw
00:12:48Sino na to ba talaga yan?
00:12:52Hindi ba ka din eh
00:12:54Hindi kayo bagay
00:12:56Ganda-ganda mo
00:12:58Tapos, tignan mo yan
00:13:00Huwag kang bininaliligo
00:13:02Hindi ako lang ako kulay
00:13:04Ako ka pala eh
00:13:06Uta beti!
00:13:08Mas brabo naman ako sa
00:13:12O, dito! Kaya ala!
00:13:14F**k you!
00:13:16F**k you pala
00:13:18Teka nga
00:13:20Hindi na nga kayo
00:13:22Ano ba, hindi naman ako tuhingin sa'yo isyuri
00:13:24Ang importante sa'kin
00:13:26Paet at mahal ko
00:13:30Mahal mo ba siya?
00:13:32Naman!
00:13:34Hindi ko yung tinapanong
00:13:36Saktok
00:13:38Saktok
00:13:40Saktok
00:13:41Saktok
00:13:42Saktok
00:13:43Saktok
00:13:44Narinig nyo?
00:13:45Boba ba?
00:13:46Alamo ba ibig sabihin ng saktok lang?
00:13:48Hindi pa 100% sure
00:13:50Kayaan ka, kaya ka pang ipagpalit yan
00:13:52Mas bobo ka!
00:13:54Yung sakto lang
00:13:56Walang labis
00:13:57Walang kulang
00:14:00Mamahal ka nalang kulang-kulang ba?
00:14:02Gina, nasa sobra-sobra
00:14:04Takamo!
00:14:06Hahahaha
00:14:07Huwag na pwede pare
00:14:08Ilupit din, no?
00:14:10Pag-jack patino kay Susie
00:14:12Isipin mo ko kung ano ka jack patino?
00:14:14Of course!
00:14:15Diba?
00:14:17Ano ko ngayon?
00:14:18Tululaway sa jowa ko, no?
00:14:20Kago!
00:14:21Wala pang tatalo sa'kin
00:14:22Maghintay ka
00:14:24Talit ah!
00:14:25Matata!
00:14:55Susie
00:14:58Oh
00:14:59Hindi mo naman yung barkada mo
00:15:02Oh, hindi mo kasama si Joey
00:15:04Hindi
00:15:05Tsaka, ayoko naman nalagi siyang kasama, no?
00:15:09Eww
00:15:09Inaglata sa FB, ah
00:15:14Ah, talaga
00:15:15Sige, accept kita
00:15:17Sabi mo yan, ah
00:15:19Oo, wait lang
00:15:20Ayan, na-accept kita
00:15:23Ayun
00:15:25Ako nga, thank you
00:15:28Nakalaman
00:15:29Susie, oh
00:15:33Sige ah, may lakad pa kasi kami
00:15:36Una na kami
00:15:37Friend mo?
00:15:41Ah
00:15:42Si Marla
00:15:43Hi
00:15:45Hi
00:15:46Sige, una na kami ah, may lakad kami
00:15:49Ingat, ingat, ingat
00:15:51Sige, ingat, ingat
00:15:52Ewan ko ba?
00:15:55First time kong naramdaman na sa baba eh
00:15:57Inlove na ata ako
00:15:59Sige, ingat, ingat, ingat
00:16:04Sige, ingat
00:16:05Sige, ingat
00:16:06Sige, ingat
00:16:07Sige, ingat
00:16:08Sige, ingat
00:16:09Sige, ingat
00:16:10Sige, ingat
00:16:11Sige, ingat
00:16:12Sige, ingat
00:16:13Sige, ingat
00:16:14Sige, ingat
00:16:15Sige, ingat
00:16:16Sige, ingat
00:16:17Sige, ingat
00:16:18Sige, ingat
00:16:19Sige, ingat
00:16:20दो इज याई नगला न न आए दो रहाई जो प्र अ
00:16:30हो इंग हो
00:16:32जो इंग हो इंग हो
00:16:35जो अ पर किया दो इंग हो
00:16:45अ
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00:17:01Wala ka na naman gana.
00:17:03Wag mo sabihin
00:17:04ang dami mo na Carlis —
00:17:05ang naamang ginagawa.
00:17:08Iisip ko na yung project ko, babe.
00:17:11ito pa kasi nasisimulan
00:17:12sa mission
00:17:15na bukas.
00:17:16Ay naku!
00:17:18Ako naman kaya yung project mo
00:17:20Nagtatay ako sa'yo eh
00:17:39Pwede ba
00:17:42Kitang ma-invite?
00:17:45Kape, kape lang
00:17:57Ang ganda dito no?
00:17:59Fresh, saka ang tahimik
00:18:03I think I'm in love
00:18:05With you
00:18:12Kadagad
00:18:15I'm serious
00:18:17I think I'm in love with you
00:18:21Paano si
00:18:23Si Joey
00:18:25Si Joey
00:18:29Sasabihin mo ba?
00:18:31Siyempre hindi
00:18:33What I mean is
00:18:35Siyempre niligawan mo ko
00:18:37Na johan ang barkada mo
00:18:39Kung mahal mo siya
00:18:43Kung mahal mo siya
00:18:45Lalayo ang kita
00:18:47Pero kung hindi
00:18:49Pero kung hindi
00:18:50Nalab na ko
00:18:55Amahal mo ba siya?
00:18:57He o
00:19:03You
00:19:05You
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00:19:09कर दो
00:19:39कर दो कर दो
00:20:09कर दो
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00:20:51कर दो
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00:20:59अप्टिस करते हैं
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