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00:00oh we used to be cool bro what happened you changed
00:05what it's a song that's like okay about how he's no good
00:13itchie goat
00:18damn
00:25are they just going to let them walk into the royal palace
00:28squad zero's about to get crazy up there don't tell me this is all part of your plan too
00:32monaco osho oh monaco yeah it is for sure
00:40not the urban area my area what is that no it's uh or he made uh oh the shield
00:46oh that was quite a ride wasn't it oh wait a minute i'm sorry nope he got hurt did they
00:54what did he mean we've been betrayed by our best friend
00:56is shocked by it as you are but we've got to try and remember that this is urio we're talking
01:01about here i've known it all along because if this war is a fight between soul reapers and quincy's
01:12then he and i are enemies we've always fought side by side
01:16it's a true test of their rivalry now we can't forget
01:24what urio is our friend you know what's gonna bring him back pesche pesche he feels the same
01:31way about us maybe not but there's only one way to find out jesus christ
01:36it's bigger to her head
01:38seriously it's bigger than her face and i need her off her knees stand up how are we gonna get to him
01:43huh
01:44oh yes finally
01:49i made it happen by putting on the hat by the way i could book you a flight
01:58do it then we're going straight back to the royal palace like he spent all that time falling hey
02:04listen if leech has got rules it's the pull up over all 22 baby marching out the zombies welcome back
02:13you know who we are the normies what are our names i'm pat i am suraj del sol the sun s
02:21i'm nubby i am christoph and my favorite dance the waltz christoph von waltz i'm renegut
02:29and yeah urohara just uh pulled up he did yes he did he did um i don't know what i think nobody
02:38has still has seen his bankai but it is newer so maybe it has happened i would love to see it
02:44eventually um or yeah yeah what if we've all seen it but it just erased itself from our memories
02:50maybe he's got one of those kind of bankai you just don't recall i know i like this intro has
02:56you abaha pull up in a helicopter and says come here like we know that's not going to happen but
03:02like what's the vibe of it happens action movies vibe the vibe of it happens it does see kenny's sad
03:07you know he doesn't throw flowers anywhere but he's thinking about it and yorichi just not here
03:11yet she's about to pull up too she is she has to everybody has to come through yeah you know
03:18yorichi like has a big presence in this series but hasn't really done very much yeah huge presence
03:25she trained ichigo and made him learn how to like fly yeah she fought soy phone for a little bit
03:32yeah but she didn't really she came in when when ulkira came in at the end yeah
03:38hey she's the show up literally anytime we talk about someone she's with her right like training
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03:50year blood war is up there now all of it the quincy's weren't really targeting the serete
03:56but rather the royal palace we should have always done are you thinking of going after them
04:01na na na na that seems we are not even dead yet i forgot you guys were here honestly
04:09you all right i'm a dog now we still wanna fight we're coming after you you lousy bastard
04:21you felt it right i did and now i know it wasn't just my imagination
04:26how could you urio what's that i don't tell me you guys are pissed at urio ishida too i mean
04:33if you wanted i could even help you kill him oh flexed and bust through this thing i suggest
04:41you fly back to your coop while you still can chicken head damn chicken head chicken head
04:48my chicken head i'm seriously talking about this awesome killer razor sharp mohawk of mine are you
04:55they're incredible animals i respect you for being one
04:59oh you're so dead i would have said boy don't make me taste what were those cool razor sharp eyebrows
05:05of yours but i was wrong about you you guys both have the same eyebrows my eyebrows are cool that's
05:12great some men compliment each other while they're fighting not number four
05:22wait wait a second just hold on you're not really thinking of cutting down an unarmed girl are you
05:26cut careful she wouldn't be goading you to cut her unless she had some kind of reason for wanting
05:31you to cut her yeah exactly good job maybe if you get splashed with her blood i love that you die
05:37honestly are you so smart he called it already i'm just worried about your reputation if you start
05:42butchering unarmed girls you keep talking about being an unarmed girl but you're really a guy aren't you
05:50oh my god but it's so obvious didn't this happen earlier with ichigo and someone else
05:56oh my god bambita who the hell are you sorry i thought she was dead right
06:05baby baby how is she bad is she dead oh oh she's using her oh no
06:12captain kuratsuchi thought something like this might happen so he started building it then by the time i
06:17came around all there was left to do was some finishing touches sounds like a geiger counter dude captain
06:22kuratsuchi is an absolute genius well second only to me of course hey the shiba family's canon
06:30is one of a kind using ancient family secrets our version of it will break down after firing once
06:36that's the main difference wait just once well we'll just have to be sure and make that one
06:41oh god oh god the one you've been waiting for is here she's completed the assignment you
06:46the one you've been waiting for tell her to begin the next stage is it richie
06:53okay yeah welcome back okay nope somebody else someone else is the one you've been waiting for
07:00got him whoa jb these are the distortions they've been creating the quincy's what we first started
07:08noticing these distortions shortly before the von den reich launched their invasion
07:17the distortion is acting like a wedge disrupting the border between the world of the living and
07:21the soul society causing the two worlds to interconnect oh so they're finding the distortions out there
07:27of more immediate interest is the energy contained in these distortions i've had yoroichi hiyori and
07:33the others go around collecting as much of the distortion energy as they can okay that's a lot
07:39of jars and he already for a trip to the royal palace yeah i just came from there i guess he wasn't
07:45at the palace yes i guess not the palace yeah is she just gonna endlessly throw bombs at us i'm ready
07:50to see what this power i don't really think that's what's actually happening here oh no how am i wrong
07:55well they're not bombs the things they touch are bombs projectiles themselves aren't bombs
08:00but anything the projectile strikes has turned into a bomb oh come on same difference
08:07well in that case our only option is to dodge those things long enough to cut her down number 57
08:18oh my god he's hopping with debris oh she's already done oh man no you got blood but it's not her blood
08:28are you stupid or something you can't kill someone who's already dead oh that's wrapped up
08:36you see the problem is i can't do it to another quincy unless they're dead so i had to squeeze the life
08:42out of her i've gotta admit it got me pretty excited oh no on the other hand a soul reaper is a lot easier
08:52oh you don't have to be dead i just splash you with my blood and presto change oh he wants to be a
09:00zombie first where should i just choose that yeah that's guitar going off the ability to turn an enemy
09:06into a zombie oh no you fucked up girl you're the worst person who care got me who are you you the worst
09:16person to hear that ability right didn't you know that great people often shine brightly as if from
09:22something in the light if you say so but i wasn't asking why you are all lit up
09:29wow dude that's so good right this is pure cinema oh you're saying you're gonna protect me bambi
09:36i want huh huh gigi i i want it oh please i can't help it i want more gg the blight is affecting her
09:49look at you that's so gross you always want more more more i'm sorry i made you angry oh this is so
09:57funny oh my god nice very nice indeed oh why is he into this i like the way you terrorize her you're
10:07not shining as much anymore yes i toned down my green
10:14love it so an ordinary can see me oh you mustn't take it personally the fact is that compared to me
10:21everyone is ordinary bambi oh let him help go on bro he's probably got 10 shields up or something
10:30crazy yeah the velocity of her projectiles seem to be roughly the same get ready namu right namu is
10:38cool i love it i think three seconds off to do it
10:41one of those you capturing oh using attack against them why aren't they exploding pokeballs
10:51no nice why did it take them so long to turn into bombs you capture them to use it against you idiot
10:58this is called a reishi locking device for whatever amount of time has been preset it can pause the
11:04effects of any reishi that it comes in contact with wow they became bombs as soon as her attacks hit them
11:10they simply pause the effect for three seconds it's an extremely simple yeah extreme yeah and now
11:16i'm happy to say the two of you will make lovely test subjects for me i wasn't expecting this fight
11:22yeah the two of us oh that's how i gotta stop you are you talking about i recognize some of their faces
11:30damn it to hell they may be zombies now but they were once members of the 13 court guard squad i don't have
11:37the heart to fight them it would be too evil i'll just have to find someone with no emotional
11:42attachments oh the thing he was working i'll let these aranka
11:46hey charlotte what's her name yo they're all here nice there's that one guy maybe they call each other
11:53they're ugly again after all that you didn't remember his name something or other i forget the rest
12:09sorry try this one again problem really better bring fugly that's gross fugly that's right mustang
12:16okay enough of this this guy ninio yeah because i was told that orange-haired ninio would be here yeah
12:23we'll get our chance to settle up old scores we're alive again that's the main thing i didn't think
12:27we'd see any of these people ever it was well worth the trouble of stealing them from sire lapro's
12:33vault oh yeah that's where you got them do you really think your four little zombies can beat my
12:39yes yes i think these ninias about to find out she's wrong there's no way in hell that we're gonna
12:46lose to a bunch of soul rebirth her name was great i can't remember these guys are members of squad 11
12:52you can't just slide they're zombies they're already dead in fact to plead for the lives of one's men in
12:57such a situation is just not done in the 13th court dodge squad you're over here quoting the rule book besides
13:03in case you've forgotten we're already dead to begin with so i guess you're the one who's going
13:18to fight me you see i couldn't resist my instincts were telling me i said they had to fight yes
13:24well i think it must be because you and i are so very much yeah i was gonna say
13:32lgbtq plus i guess you know i don't even need to draw my sword deal with an amateur like you
13:40good effort but if you were trying to hit me you missed well i wasn't so there that one just kind
13:46of slipped out of my hands that's all i guess to make you die i had to turn you into
13:52that's all i remember that last time i remember that long ass name hey you can come out now
14:07mr captain oh what captain we've been oh what no i see oh no is he dead what the hell he can't be
14:22so good is he dead he can't be he wasn't good right i mean how else will you wave him i guess
14:27you're dead no no no remember her turn down for a second please she remember how she was like
14:32she only quincy's only need to be dead for her to turn them zombies yeah if they get their blood on
14:38the place she literally put her blood on this man and then made him go change clothes for a fight later
14:44so i don't know if her army right now or dead are alive but for sure he's alive oh i think she could
14:48probably do the dent too what she slapped me no yeah oh dead and alive people will probably make
14:55up the army um yeah that helps bro uh my ear is such a problem he's like ooh you've got a weird
15:01little i don't like to collect that he's like i'm a fan of this i have some dead people kind of
15:08i remember specifically those weird skeleton things would come to collect these people every time they
15:13died and then nothing ever came of that you know and i never thought of it yeah but i do remember
15:19that they were dragged away yeah so i guess zelaparo put them in his vault and then mayuri raided the
15:25vaults because of course he was there remember he was there for a little while afterwards yeah i mean
15:29mayuri is the one who finished the uh zelosaparo fight and remember he had to uh
15:34and he killed him for years yeah yeah yeah but he killed him as slow as you possibly can't do his heart
15:39he's still dying yeah he's still dying well no no he died quick but for him but for him yeah but he's
15:43still he's there or wake him window but yeah we did meet these which is really cool today it is like
15:49very long call back yeah oh that was great charlotte my fave man that was awesome yeah i don't think
15:54it's travis willing anymore but that it's great that he was like we have a lot in common let's fight
15:59oh over and over again an empty life oh no oh oh oh they're getting more shorter and cryptic yeah
16:11marching out the zombies two and the girl no that was them yeah noise lululemon um
16:20that's so cool i don't remember the girl's name but i remember it starts with a c and the repeated
16:25letter is r or something it's like siri richie skimuchi skimuchi i sadly didn't write that name down
16:35because i remember when they ended um the fight they were really it's like oh we like i'm really
16:42uh honored to fight so he was excited to be like i want to see the only two boy where is he
16:47i was told i would be here i thought it was uh i thought she fought uryu she did because remember
16:54the fucking columns that just yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the dancer guy he was using wind power
17:12and i think it was one of the first fights that he was like a bunch of tentacles yep charlotte died
17:17outside of wake up on top of one of those four pillars on the fake kura kura town yeah i guess
17:22like how did he end up and you know he just he was in the vault then he must have been like well
17:27if since i was doing it i'm taking that i might as well take also from the fake kura kura town because
17:31he also went around to like collect whatever bodies like the bone who knows what else which
17:37else he has but that was a move that i was not expecting i was not expecting these characters and what's
17:42his girl's name timu timu yeah she you know ever you know there was that one time where he
17:51fucked the life back into her or something or she fucked the life into him i can't remember
17:55he fucked the life into yeah they were like what did you do to your assistant he's like one second
17:59she said oh oh my god oh and then they're like we can't see that on tv yeah we're like what are you
18:04doing to your robot they were doing fourth wall breaks yeah yeah like it's too it's too bad to show
18:09moral of the story is don't fuck your robot but she seems cool she's like you know she's on it
18:13she's like mercy i feel like she's mercy to his lex luther yeah nothing about this episode though
18:19was my eerie going i turned out my greatness for you to see because you're ordinary you are ordinary
18:25all you in fact are ordinary yeah i either want to hear that in dub or charlotte telling yamachiki
18:31fugly and what's up do we care which one i just called i want to hear yamachiki get called fugly
18:37okay here is a volume down because fugly is short for fucking ugly which is hilarious
18:49so i don't know if you remember but there was such a big deal with him knowing the name
18:53that was so funny it was a lot a lot of bleach fights were like do you know my name a lot of them
18:58but that was one of them i need to know your name to respect you and i'm like oh i don't remember
19:02your name no respect so is um uh zombie girl a boy giselle yeah giselle yamachiki's like
19:09a girl can be a zombie girl if she wants okay that's fine yamachika yamachika just over here calling
19:15out you never know yamachika's pulling a urameshi aka pulling a naruto yeah at least naruto was like
19:22on some anthropology shit about uh armadillo yamachiki was like i'm going to fully fully
19:28grab her mound her mons venus and throw her across the room he's a curious teenager yamachiki was so
19:35sure that she was a guy that he grabbed her vagina and was like that's a dick yeah like that's what
19:43happened right yeah he grabbed her his dick yeah yeah and then i think it's just like oh and then he's
19:49like oh nope there's a dick in the balls there i guess it's cool to punch the shit out of you
19:54what and then even his hope he's like what if it wasn't he's like i'm not gonna complain
19:57you want to make sure that he's not hey next time i get into a fist fight i'm grabbing full
20:02dicks like just gonna double check bro like bring the like self-esteem down i'm like wait a minute what
20:10like even kuubara was like yeah kuubara was like bro i can't like you can do that kuubara straight
20:16up said i have to fight you right now so we i gotta whoop your ass straight yeah he was like i have to
20:21hit you you just like grabbed her breasts very like aggressively he's like no it's cool bro she's a dude
20:26so funny look so coming back to this the other only thing i think happened was essentially you're
20:32her explaining what we need to get to royal palace and the energy from the drip that's been created
20:41uh the person who's finally here is grim joe yeah no he's they said she did say no i thought so i
20:48thought they said the person i don't know i thought he gave me a her or something navi did you
20:54i mean it's toshiro no what what were we talking about we're talking about when you were just
21:00talking about what he said like when he was like let me give it a try mayuri said not mayuri sorry
21:06kisuke said someone's was told by his assistant that someone was coming we were like oh it's yoruichi
21:11but it's not yoruichi it's jim jiao yeah i think it's green completely forgot that i found it in the
21:18intro but not in that one all right good job cruise find the other one now there you go there you go
21:24the guest here yeah she has returned and she came with the assignment of the balls it was just
21:35weird because like no no it's not yoruichi yeah because inform her to begin the next stage it's
21:40some other girl yeah and then yoruichi shows up and he's not like like immediately who's remaining
21:46nell i guess nell did you guys remember about nell she's in this show it's been a while i thought
21:53she was gonna be like super strong and she like just has it done she hasn't she was supposed to be
21:59one of the espadas right yeah i mean you know espada aranka she was bested by
22:07i'm not a not a dd row oh damn yeah no no no no no no no no no no no remember when uh
22:23so if you guys stay till the end of discussion comment on my spoon is too big and we'll see you
22:28guys next week bye