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00:00:00oh my god that's christopher stinnett state candidate he's so hot i want him to campaign
00:00:15all over me can i vote for him 500 times i'm sorry
00:00:30mr stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory oh it's much too early to say that but thank you
00:00:40and you are only one of your biggest supporters well are you gonna drink this or break the heart
00:00:45of one of your donors
00:00:47excuse me for a second
00:00:59let's go upstairs together handsome let me take care of you what are you talking about
00:01:14don't deny it you need me baby
00:01:17oh baby you just don't marry i'll be in our room soon
00:01:27who the hell are you get away from me fuck out of my way
00:01:31hey you intern are you serious this entrance is for wealthy political donors
00:02:01only the side door is for the help jesus that cheap dress might work on your corn farm but
00:02:07not here get out and go through the back i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:13just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign i don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate
00:02:25how garnish this is a senate campaign not a country bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower
00:02:31well i just fired an intern for hating on our candidate so i needed someone to run errands
00:02:39excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i really believe in his ideas
00:02:47excuse me intern not another word get lost
00:02:59you've ruined my mink are you drunk oh my god
00:03:05on behalf of the campaign i apologize ma'am you clumsy hick
00:03:09you will not
00:03:11keep your job after this i'm so sorry please
00:03:13don't fire me i i really
00:03:15want to work on this campaign i'll fix it
00:03:17i'll i'll clean the coat and the wig
00:03:19right now well what you waiting for
00:03:21you dumb hick
00:03:23this is all your fault
00:03:25don't worry
00:03:27there's cleaning supplies upstairs
00:03:29stay out of this maid
00:03:31fix it intern
00:03:33or you're fired
00:03:39thank you but where are the cleaning supplies
00:03:41you heard what she said if i can't get these clean i'll be fired
00:03:45i put you into room 2809
00:03:47it's empty go up there you'll be alone
00:03:49you're a lifesaver
00:03:51i'm sarah us working class girls gotta stick together
00:03:53right i'm stephanie
00:03:55you're right
00:03:57god i had a really tough day
00:03:59it's okay
00:04:01these rich people are ridiculous
00:04:03don't blame yourself
00:04:05that's why i'm interning on this campaign
00:04:07to stand up for people like us
00:04:09i just wish i fit in better
00:04:11amen girl
00:04:13and
00:04:15look at you
00:04:19you look like you fit right in
00:04:21hi
00:04:25i'm a wealthy socialite
00:04:27i eat caviar not doritos
00:04:29i totally belong here
00:04:31hey i gotta run
00:04:33but this key works for the elevator
00:04:35and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:37call me if you need me
00:04:39good luck
00:04:40thanks again
00:04:41see you later
00:04:43is somebody here
00:04:59is somebody in there
00:05:01is somebody in there
00:05:11oh sorry um
00:05:13god he's so hot
00:05:21are you okay
00:05:23you don't mean nothing to me
00:05:29you don't mean nothing to me
00:05:31you don't mean nothing to me
00:05:33i don't believe what you preach
00:05:43i don't think i make you begin
00:05:45not
00:05:47i don't believe what you preach
00:05:49i'll just make you begin
00:05:51So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I- I-
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty fucking-handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:38This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:48I can't believe me.
00:06:56I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:01I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:03I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:26Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:38It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:48Today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:56Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:04He's never late. I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't. He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping. Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:05I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:11Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely, never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:18I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:23Something's familiar about her.
00:09:25Oh my God, he recognizes me. I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:37He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:43Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so...
00:09:48Don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting. Let's go.
00:09:57No interns allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:18But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:21You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a setup.
00:10:26Oh God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:42No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's gonna find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:06No one will find out?
00:11:09Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:11I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:18I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:19Can I have your coffee?
00:11:20Do you get a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka.
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men,
00:11:28we know how to safely handle fire arms.
00:11:32Oh, shit.
00:11:36Gotcha.
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:39Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent,
00:11:41Christopher Stinton,
00:11:43laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:49This indecent,
00:11:52immoral,
00:11:53and pre-maritable sex
00:11:55will have him
00:11:56burn in hell
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:58for all eternity.
00:11:59He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:03I have proof
00:12:04that my opponent,
00:12:06Christopher Stinton,
00:12:07slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:11Oh, no.
00:12:13He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:16No, we're doomed.
00:12:23Oh, no.
00:12:24He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:27Oh, God.
00:12:29You useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry.
00:12:31I'll clean that up.
00:12:33And I have proof
00:12:34that my opponent,
00:12:36Christopher Stinton,
00:12:38slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:44Thank goodness.
00:12:45That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:47Wait a second.
00:12:48That is not the woman
00:12:49I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:54That stupid foreign girl
00:12:55smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:57I'll just get out.
00:13:00Sir, this is bad.
00:13:02It doesn't matter
00:13:02if you didn't sleep
00:13:03with a prostitute
00:13:04or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove
00:13:06it wasn't a fake,
00:13:07then it'll sink
00:13:08and ruin the campaign.
00:13:11Wait.
00:13:12The girl last night
00:13:13gave me her phone number.
00:13:14The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:32She's your one-night stand?
00:13:34Please, no.
00:13:35You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:36It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:39It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:41The boss would never be
00:13:42with someone as lowly as her own.
00:13:45Get out, intern.
00:13:46You don't belong
00:13:47in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:13:59Your one-night stand
00:14:01was probably a spy
00:14:02sent by Senator Hustler
00:14:03to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senator's all over TV
00:14:06spreading massive lies
00:14:07that you slept with
00:14:08this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:11And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove
00:14:14it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I have the girl
00:14:16I was really with
00:14:17when I answered my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be
00:14:21security camera footage
00:14:22proving that I didn't go
00:14:23in the room
00:14:23with that prostitute.
00:14:24Yes, of course.
00:14:29We'll get that hotel
00:14:29security camera footage
00:14:30ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage
00:14:40and prove you weren't
00:14:40with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe
00:14:42we'll see the woman
00:14:43I was really with
00:14:44last night, too.
00:14:45You'll see I'm
00:14:45who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:52Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:57And make sure
00:14:58it's gluten-free.
00:14:59I was just calling
00:15:00in your order.
00:15:01Now, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie,
00:15:06this is, um, Sarah.
00:15:07We met...
00:15:08I remember you.
00:15:09What's up, girl?
00:15:10Um, is there any way
00:15:12you could access
00:15:13the hotel footage
00:15:14from last night
00:15:14from floor 28
00:15:16and delete it?
00:15:18Where's my muffin,
00:15:19intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing
00:15:21the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage.
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot
00:15:26to ask.
00:15:26Um, I'll explain later,
00:15:27but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working-class girls
00:15:30gotta look out
00:15:31for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security
00:15:33room with my friend.
00:15:34I got it.
00:15:37My people are arriving
00:15:38at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage
00:15:39in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:42Delete that footage
00:15:43fast,
00:15:44or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey, Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had
00:15:50the chance to get
00:15:50to talk to you,
00:15:51but it's been a crazy day.
00:15:53It's okay.
00:15:54I swear,
00:15:55it's not usually like this,
00:15:56but I would love
00:15:57to hear your position
00:15:59on my campaign platform.
00:16:00Don't waste your time
00:16:01talking to an unqualified,
00:16:03corn-growing intern
00:16:04who doesn't know
00:16:05the first thing
00:16:05about politics.
00:16:06Senator Hassler's
00:16:07all about the politics
00:16:08of anger,
00:16:09but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name-call
00:16:10or put people down,
00:16:12so you shouldn't either.
00:16:13And for the last time,
00:16:13my family grows
00:16:14Brussels sprouts.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18Bravo.
00:16:19That's the right attitude.
00:16:21Think about learning
00:16:22some tips from her.
00:16:24She's a lot smarter
00:16:24than you give her credit for.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27But she's...
00:16:30I would love
00:16:33to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir,
00:16:36our people are at the hotel
00:16:37right now
00:16:38finding the footage.
00:16:38Don't worry, sir.
00:16:44We're gonna figure out
00:16:45who that mystery girl
00:16:46was in the footage
00:16:46any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:54Phew.
00:16:54With the footage gone,
00:16:56no one will find out
00:16:56we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him.
00:16:59I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out
00:17:01something to
00:17:02disprove
00:17:03the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of
00:17:07me,
00:17:08have you
00:17:09decided
00:17:10who you want
00:17:11to be your assistant?
00:17:13God,
00:17:13he's so hot.
00:17:15But I need
00:17:15to keep my distance
00:17:16and make sure
00:17:17nothing else
00:17:17happens between us.
00:17:21No.
00:17:23Sir,
00:17:23she's unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know
00:17:27anything about politics.
00:17:28She's
00:17:29nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day,
00:17:32actually.
00:17:34She's exactly
00:17:34what I mean.
00:17:36Oh, no.
00:17:37Not me.
00:17:38You're my new assistant,
00:17:39Sarah.
00:17:40Be ready.
00:17:41We're going to be
00:17:42spending a lot more
00:17:42time together.
00:17:46So much for
00:17:47staying away from him.
00:17:50You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him
00:17:54to promote you
00:17:55over me?
00:17:55The candidates
00:18:00schedule
00:18:00on speeches
00:18:00for the upcoming
00:18:01week,
00:18:02bossy positions,
00:18:03memorize all of it.
00:18:04There's a false
00:18:05rumor going around
00:18:06that the candidate
00:18:07slept with a
00:18:07prostitute.
00:18:09If anyone finds out
00:18:10that he's intimate
00:18:11with an intern,
00:18:12it's game over
00:18:12for all of us.
00:18:14So,
00:18:15keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this
00:18:17campaign.
00:18:17I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:18That's why I stole
00:18:21the footage?
00:18:22Because you
00:18:22accidentally slept
00:18:23with your Senate
00:18:24candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know
00:18:26that it was him,
00:18:27and he thought I was
00:18:28just some rich
00:18:29snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:31You like him.
00:18:33I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot
00:18:35and successful.
00:18:37I know,
00:18:38but he doesn't
00:18:40know that it was me.
00:18:42And if word ever
00:18:43got out that he slept
00:18:44with his Senate...
00:18:44Don't worry.
00:18:45The footage is gone,
00:18:47and your hot little
00:18:48secret's safe.
00:18:50Crisis averted.
00:18:52My opponent,
00:18:53Christopher Stenner,
00:18:54is a lying scantle.
00:18:56In this election,
00:18:57I will prove it.
00:18:59Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell
00:19:01is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up
00:19:03this story about
00:19:04the candidate
00:19:04sleeping with a hooker
00:19:05last night.
00:19:06What?
00:19:06He called you
00:19:07a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:09But he has this photo
00:19:11of a woman
00:19:13in a red dress
00:19:14leaning on Topher,
00:19:15and it's all a lie.
00:19:16He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw
00:19:19your boss last night
00:19:20with a woman
00:19:21in a red dress.
00:19:22What?
00:19:23I was there,
00:19:25and he definitely
00:19:26didn't take that woman
00:19:27to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:32After you give me
00:19:33all the dirty
00:19:34little details.
00:19:35Just avoid being
00:19:44alone with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office.
00:19:48Go on in.
00:19:48Oh, no.
00:19:48I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:58Morning, sir.
00:19:59Your coffee?
00:20:00Sarah,
00:20:01please call me Topher.
00:20:05Ah,
00:20:06just what I needed.
00:20:08Well,
00:20:09I want to give you
00:20:11what you need.
00:20:12It's my job
00:20:13as your assistant.
00:20:15May I say,
00:20:16you're excelling at it.
00:20:18You seem nervous.
00:20:21I'm not that scary,
00:20:22am I?
00:20:22No, I, um...
00:20:23Senator Hustler
00:20:25is just saying
00:20:27you were with the hooker.
00:20:29It's a lie.
00:20:30It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:35But do you know
00:20:38why we're going to win?
00:20:39Because we have the truth
00:20:41on our side,
00:20:42don't we, Sarah?
00:20:43The prostitute's story
00:20:44won't hold up
00:20:45because it isn't true.
00:20:48So all we have to do
00:20:49is just smile,
00:20:51take a breath,
00:20:52and it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect.
00:20:57Just like that.
00:20:58What are you doing
00:21:05here, farm girl?
00:21:06The hooker story
00:21:07isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hustler
00:21:10is about to give
00:21:10a press conference
00:21:11attacking you.
00:21:12But there's no proof.
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof,
00:21:14intern.
00:21:15It's about stories,
00:21:16okay?
00:21:17And the senator
00:21:17is telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted
00:21:21that security camera footage
00:21:22really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him.
00:21:28I'll do it myself.
00:21:28No, sir.
00:21:30It's politically dangerous.
00:21:31I'm not worried.
00:21:33Let's go confront
00:21:34the senator
00:21:34and put this nonsense
00:21:35story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense
00:21:39story behind us.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42Make the bully
00:21:43say his lies
00:21:43right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults
00:21:46take it from here,
00:21:47farm girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know
00:21:48if the candidate
00:21:49needs another coffee.
00:21:51Wait!
00:21:51Sir,
00:21:52we gotta go.
00:21:53Now.
00:21:54I think Sarah's ideas
00:21:55and instincts are sharp.
00:21:56I'm not forgetting
00:21:57about her.
00:21:57Come on.
00:22:00I want you with me.
00:22:09Stinnett is a liar
00:22:11who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept
00:22:14with a hooker.
00:22:16Excuse me,
00:22:25Senator.
00:22:26You're gonna lie
00:22:26about me.
00:22:27Say it to my face.
00:22:28Oh,
00:22:30the immoral man
00:22:32who slept with a hooker
00:22:33has a ride.
00:22:35I didn't have such thing.
00:22:36The photo in the elevator
00:22:37is not proof,
00:22:38Senator.
00:22:39Hey,
00:22:39honey,
00:22:40you should mention proof
00:22:41because it's showtime.
00:22:43Bring in the hooker!
00:22:47You screwed up.
00:22:50This horndog,
00:22:51Christopher Stinnett,
00:22:52pays yours truly
00:22:54for sex.
00:22:56That door.
00:22:59She's lying.
00:23:00I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:02I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well,
00:23:03we can't prove it.
00:23:04Damn it,
00:23:05I deleted the footage
00:23:06that would prove it.
00:23:07I gotta do something.
00:23:09Where's the girl
00:23:09you actually slept with
00:23:10when you need her?
00:23:11Would you excuse me,
00:23:12Hermione?
00:23:12Get out,
00:23:13intern.
00:23:14Let the ground-ups work.
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:18What do you have to say now,
00:23:20you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:24She drugged me.
00:23:25That's a lie.
00:23:27You were sober.
00:23:28You didn't even need
00:23:29Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely stories,
00:23:34Stinnett.
00:23:36Admit it.
00:23:38Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:39I don't lie to the public.
00:23:41Unlike you,
00:23:42Senator,
00:23:43I'm honest.
00:23:44Oh,
00:23:44baby,
00:23:45I know you can't forget
00:23:46all the nasty things
00:23:48you did in bed.
00:23:50Boy,
00:23:51you better say
00:23:51what little dignity
00:23:52you have left
00:23:53and drop out of the race.
00:23:56I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:58I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not
00:24:00because of a lie.
00:24:08I don't know you.
00:24:09Stop.
00:24:10Oh, come on.
00:24:11You know me.
00:24:13I like that big
00:24:13pretty much night.
00:24:15Slap it again.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18That's a lie.
00:24:20Oh,
00:24:21we can see it all now,
00:24:22Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed
00:24:24as a D&C
00:24:26dirty sex creep.
00:24:28Now drop out of the race.
00:24:30Now.
00:24:32Not so fast.
00:24:38It's you.
00:24:40Who the hell are you,
00:24:42bitch?
00:24:42You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:50I did.
00:24:51And I can prove it.
00:24:54You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:57I did.
00:24:58And I've got the proof.
00:24:59Who the hell are you,
00:25:00Blondie?
00:25:01You're lying!
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:04Who the hell is this?
00:25:06Get her out of here!
00:25:08This is my event!
00:25:09No.
00:25:10Don't know her.
00:25:11She works at the hotel.
00:25:12She saw everything.
00:25:13That's right.
00:25:14I was on duty that night.
00:25:16And I saw that woman
00:25:17try to seduce Mr. Stenet
00:25:19in the hallway,
00:25:20but she failed.
00:25:21He pushed her off
00:25:22and went into his room,
00:25:23and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:25Stenet!
00:25:25How much did you pay
00:25:27to a random maid
00:25:29to testify for you?
00:25:30I told the truth,
00:25:32and your photos
00:25:33can prove I was there.
00:25:37Look.
00:25:38There I am
00:25:39in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man
00:25:42is a felony.
00:25:43So the question is,
00:25:45why did you do it,
00:25:46and why are you lying
00:25:48about sleeping with me?
00:25:49I...
00:25:49This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy.
00:25:53Gee, Senator.
00:25:54You're such a moral
00:25:55family values man.
00:25:57Why are you on a
00:25:58first-name basis
00:25:59with a sex worker?
00:26:04Screw you!
00:26:05I'm out of here!
00:26:06You get your ass back!
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stenet?
00:26:14You spent the night
00:26:14with this woman?
00:26:15You slept with
00:26:16a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign
00:26:18fail because of me.
00:26:19I have to do something!
00:26:22I'm going to help
00:26:22you save the campaign,
00:26:24but I need you
00:26:25to trust me, okay?
00:26:26Okay.
00:26:26Okay.
00:26:27Okay.
00:26:27Okay.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:34Random stranger?
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly
00:26:37a stranger to Topher.
00:26:39My name is Beth.
00:26:40I'm his fiancée.
00:26:44My name is Beth.
00:26:45I'm his fiancée.
00:26:49Beth, who are you?
00:26:51Where are you from?
00:26:52What's your last name?
00:26:53Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:55She's a private person.
00:26:57I'm running it for office,
00:26:59not her.
00:27:00Thank you all.
00:27:00Thank you all.
00:27:00Hell yes.
00:27:08We just botched a scandal.
00:27:09Thanks to her.
00:27:10Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:11Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:12If that intern abandoned
00:27:14her post again,
00:27:15we need to finally fire her.
00:27:17You're engaged now?
00:27:19As Beth?
00:27:20I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be
00:27:22the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:24I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:27I can't do it again.
00:27:28I thought my heart
00:27:29was going to explode.
00:27:30But it's sexy.
00:27:32And don't worry.
00:27:33The election's in a week.
00:27:34You won't have to do it again.
00:27:35You're fine.
00:27:36You snuck off to be
00:27:37with the filthy hotel mates?
00:27:38Filthy hotel mates
00:27:39just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are.
00:27:44Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir.
00:27:46It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:49You weren't even there.
00:27:50You're lucky the real campaign staff
00:27:51like me managed to bring Beth
00:27:53in the hotel mate to fix it.
00:27:56Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:59What?
00:27:59No, why would he fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:02I called Beth.
00:28:03I mean, I didn't.
00:28:04I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah,
00:28:06if you're the one who called Beth,
00:28:09you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying.
00:28:13She did it.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:15I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:18To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign
00:28:20back from the dead.
00:28:21I had it all planned.
00:28:35We'd catch Stinnett
00:28:36with the hooker I hired.
00:28:39And that damn rich
00:28:41blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:44Oh, Robbie loves that.
00:28:45I want her
00:28:46investigated
00:28:48and deep fucking destroyed.
00:28:50Dead destroyed.
00:28:51Sir,
00:28:52I can't find
00:28:52any information on her.
00:28:54It's like,
00:28:54Beth just,
00:28:55she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not impossible.
00:28:58She,
00:28:59you're right,
00:29:02Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:07Danny,
00:29:07tell them the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting
00:29:11and avoid scandals,
00:29:12we can win this election.
00:29:13And,
00:29:15and,
00:29:16it's all thanks to our
00:29:17candidate's new fiancee,
00:29:18Beth.
00:29:19We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:20to the best campaign intern
00:29:23and assistant
00:29:24I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship
00:29:27was sinking,
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30There was nothing,
00:29:31really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:35I need to get him
00:29:35to turn him
00:29:36against the farm bitch.
00:29:37All right,
00:29:38everyone,
00:29:38back to work.
00:29:40Topher,
00:29:41sir,
00:29:42can I talk to you
00:29:43for a second?
00:29:46Really,
00:29:46Sarah,
00:29:47you saved me.
00:29:48And I'll never forget it.
00:29:49I want to personally
00:29:50thank you.
00:29:52Topher,
00:29:53Senator Hessler
00:29:54is claiming that
00:29:55your fiancee,
00:29:55Beth,
00:29:56is some actress
00:29:57that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that
00:29:59it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:00We have to get Beth
00:30:01in a public interview.
00:30:02Damn.
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know
00:30:07if she'll want to go out publicly,
00:30:08but I'll call her
00:30:09and give her a try.
00:30:17She's not picking up.
00:30:20I've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah,
00:30:24you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:26Sarah,
00:30:27please call her right now.
00:30:29No,
00:30:29I can't pretend
00:30:30to be Beth again.
00:30:31It's too risky.
00:30:31I'll do my best.
00:30:32She's useless.
00:30:34I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:36No time.
00:30:37Topher,
00:30:38we need to get Beth
00:30:39involved publicly,
00:30:40ASAP.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location,
00:30:44drag her ass here.
00:30:45No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat
00:30:48Beth like that.
00:30:48I'm here to protect her,
00:30:50even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt
00:30:53our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign,
00:30:57Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:00And you work.
00:31:01For me.
00:31:10What are you smiling at,
00:31:12farm girl?
00:31:13I'm smiling because
00:31:14Topher put your ego
00:31:16in its place.
00:31:17You bitch.
00:31:18I don't know how,
00:31:21but I know
00:31:22that the scandal
00:31:23with Beth
00:31:24and the prostitute
00:31:25is somehow your fault.
00:31:26My fault?
00:31:27I'm the one
00:31:28who called Beth
00:31:29to the event
00:31:29and saved us.
00:31:30You're such a liar.
00:31:32Beth is a beautiful,
00:31:34classy,
00:31:35rich woman.
00:31:36You
00:31:37are a
00:31:38poor,
00:31:40dirty farm girl.
00:31:41You don't know
00:31:43Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate
00:31:45finds out
00:31:45that you lied about it,
00:31:48I'll make sure
00:31:49he fires you.
00:31:50I can't meet Beth
00:31:54in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher
00:31:58loses the campaign?
00:32:00I cannot ruin
00:32:01his career.
00:32:03The senator's
00:32:04telling the media
00:32:05that Beth
00:32:06isn't real.
00:32:06We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up
00:32:08the phone.
00:32:09Sarah,
00:32:09where's Sarah?
00:32:10She said she could
00:32:11contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:16Think about it.
00:32:17How does a poor
00:32:18intern who just
00:32:20arrived off
00:32:20Boston Cornfield
00:32:22know a beautiful,
00:32:23wealthy,
00:32:23city heiress?
00:32:25I wonder that too.
00:32:26If she can't get
00:32:27Beth to come today,
00:32:28fire her
00:32:29for lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her
00:32:31if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:39Hi,
00:32:40I'm Rebecca.
00:32:41It's so great
00:32:42to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you
00:32:44Beth?
00:32:45Topher,
00:32:46I wasn't sure
00:32:46if I should come,
00:32:47but Sarah convinced
00:32:48me to.
00:32:49I knew Sarah
00:32:49would come through.
00:32:52Topher,
00:32:52I hope you understand
00:32:53why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign
00:32:56and I'm a private person.
00:32:58I don't want you
00:32:59to do anything
00:33:00you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:01We need her.
00:33:03The senator is telling
00:33:04the world that she
00:33:04doesn't exist.
00:33:06Unless you do
00:33:06a joint TV interview,
00:33:08this scandal will
00:33:09ruin our campaign.
00:33:10You need me
00:33:11on live TV.
00:33:14I can't do it.
00:33:15I won't be able
00:33:16to pretend to be rich
00:33:17right in front of the camera.
00:33:18It would be a disaster.
00:33:20Beth,
00:33:21it's your choice.
00:33:22This is all
00:33:23Sarah's fault.
00:33:24By the way,
00:33:25where is that
00:33:26dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:30Screw it.
00:33:30I have to fire her.
00:33:32Enough.
00:33:32Rebecca,
00:33:33I don't like the way
00:33:34you talk about Sarah.
00:33:35She may just be
00:33:37a working class girl
00:33:38from a farm,
00:33:39but she's a hard worker.
00:33:40Not some worthless
00:33:41nepo baby born
00:33:42with a silver spoon
00:33:43in her mouth like this.
00:33:44Excuse me,
00:33:45I...
00:33:45You heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson
00:33:50for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:51I'm sorry to ask,
00:33:53but
00:33:53I need you.
00:33:56Topher,
00:33:57if it helps
00:33:59your candidacy,
00:34:00I will do the interview.
00:34:02Yeah?
00:34:03I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:04Tell you exactly
00:34:04what to say on TV.
00:34:05This interview
00:34:06will save my campaign.
00:34:08Or,
00:34:08if I don't handle it
00:34:09perfectly,
00:34:10I'll be exposed
00:34:11and you'll lose
00:34:12the election
00:34:12in a landslide.
00:34:14Well,
00:34:14I've got a meeting
00:34:15scheduled,
00:34:15so I must go,
00:34:16but see you then.
00:34:18See...
00:34:18Where is she
00:34:21always running off to?
00:34:24Okay,
00:34:25I have all her lines
00:34:26memorized.
00:34:27Me too.
00:34:28I mean,
00:34:28I helped Beth
00:34:29memorize everything.
00:34:30Good,
00:34:31but
00:34:31the interview's soon.
00:34:32Where's Beth?
00:34:33Mr. Stinnett,
00:34:34is your fiancé here yet?
00:34:35We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:40I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:43Not so fast,
00:34:44phone girl.
00:34:45Did you gossip
00:34:45about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:49You're trying to
00:34:50sabotage me
00:34:51with a candidate.
00:34:52No,
00:34:52Rebecca,
00:34:53I don't have time
00:34:54to argue with you.
00:34:54I just need to
00:34:55use the ladies.
00:34:56Hold it in.
00:34:57This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:59You can't just go pee in the dirt
00:35:00whenever you feel like it.
00:35:02You're not going anywhere.
00:35:04You're live in four minutes.
00:35:06If Beth isn't here by then,
00:35:07I'm reporting that your fiancé
00:35:08ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame,
00:35:11farm girl.
00:35:12If Beth doesn't show,
00:35:13it's your fault.
00:35:14Mr. Stinnett,
00:35:15Mr. Stinnett,
00:35:15where is Beth?
00:35:22You're not going anywhere.
00:35:25If Beth doesn't show up
00:35:26for the interview,
00:35:27you're gonna be here
00:35:28to take the blame.
00:35:29You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:32Rebecca,
00:35:33Beth texted me
00:35:34and told me how mean you are
00:35:35to her and Sarah.
00:35:36What?
00:35:38Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see,
00:35:41Sarah is ignorant
00:35:43and dumb.
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant
00:35:45and perfect
00:35:46and beautiful.
00:35:49And she deserves
00:35:50to be here
00:35:50just like anyone else.
00:35:52Beautiful?
00:35:52Don't fix your attitude,
00:35:55Rebecca.
00:35:58Thank you, Topher.
00:36:00I mean,
00:36:00sir.
00:36:03Do you really think
00:36:04I'm beautiful?
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:06But yes,
00:36:07I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11Posing as my fiancé
00:36:12was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:14Honestly,
00:36:15I'd much rather be
00:36:16on that interview stage
00:36:16with you by my side.
00:36:18Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:21I know.
00:36:22We have to worry
00:36:23about the election.
00:36:24For one more week,
00:36:25I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that,
00:36:28all bets
00:36:28are off.
00:36:30Three minutes to air.
00:36:32Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:38My name is Beth,
00:36:40and Topher and I
00:36:41started dating
00:36:41five months ago.
00:36:48Just breathe.
00:36:49If I can herd cattle,
00:36:51I can manage
00:36:51a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:36:55One minute left.
00:37:06Come on, Beth.
00:37:07Let's go and introduce
00:37:08the world on TV.
00:37:09My campaign manager
00:37:17told me exactly
00:37:17what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious
00:37:24Beth,
00:37:26fiancé of Senate
00:37:27candidate
00:37:27and formerly eligible
00:37:28bachelor,
00:37:29Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth.
00:37:32How did you two meet?
00:37:34Okay.
00:37:34Just have to repeat
00:37:35the lines
00:37:36the campaign scripted
00:37:37for us.
00:37:38Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:39We started dating
00:37:40about five months ago.
00:37:42We met at a political event.
00:37:44That barred girl
00:37:45bitch intern Sarah
00:37:46disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet.
00:37:48Topher and Beth
00:37:48are doing great.
00:37:49Sarah's the one
00:37:50who got Beth here.
00:37:51Beyond politics,
00:37:53what do you love
00:37:53about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person.
00:37:56Shit.
00:37:57I forgot to write
00:37:57an answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:01Shouldn't be a hard question
00:38:03to answer about
00:38:03your own fiancé.
00:38:04What do you love
00:38:05about Beth?
00:38:08Shouldn't be a hard
00:38:09question to answer
00:38:09about your own fiancé.
00:38:11What do you love
00:38:12about Beth?
00:38:13My fiancé is so modest.
00:38:15We're not used to
00:38:16being in public together.
00:38:18You can answer.
00:38:19I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:21I don't know
00:38:22anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think
00:38:24about someone I know
00:38:25and have actual feelings for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:29Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:32What do I love
00:38:33about her?
00:38:33She has an upbeat
00:38:36and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming
00:38:39and funny
00:38:40but passionate
00:38:41about the things
00:38:42we both care about.
00:38:44She's beautiful
00:38:45and humble.
00:38:49Sarah is...
00:38:49She's talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51The real me.
00:38:51Sarah.
00:38:52Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:55That's right.
00:38:57Beth Sarah.
00:38:58Of course I was
00:38:59talking about Beth,
00:39:00my fiancé.
00:39:01Well, same question
00:39:03for you, Beth.
00:39:04We know Christopher
00:39:05the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love
00:39:07about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher
00:39:10the politician.
00:39:11Tell us what you love
00:39:12about the man.
00:39:16Beth is a private person.
00:39:17I don't want to put her
00:39:18on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a
00:39:19public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that she'll
00:39:22talk about your relationship.
00:39:23No, I don't think
00:39:25she has to.
00:39:26No, I don't mind.
00:39:27What do I love
00:39:28about Topher?
00:39:30There's something special
00:39:32about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is
00:39:34successful
00:39:36and
00:39:37handsome,
00:39:39powerful
00:39:40but
00:39:41unlike other men
00:39:42like that
00:39:43he's also kind.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:46He sees people
00:39:49for
00:39:49who they are
00:39:50regardless of
00:39:51wealth
00:39:53or status.
00:39:54He respects
00:39:55and listens
00:39:56to everyone
00:39:57even as interns.
00:40:00He makes them
00:40:01feel good.
00:40:03You have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's
00:40:06opponent in this election,
00:40:07Senator Hessler,
00:40:08has called into our program.
00:40:10Senator, welcome.
00:40:12This is an interview
00:40:13between myself
00:40:13and my fiancé.
00:40:15We didn't discuss
00:40:15having my opponent.
00:40:16What's the matter, boy?
00:40:17On?
00:40:18Afraid to speak to me
00:40:19in front of the voters?
00:40:23No.
00:40:24Of course not.
00:40:25Welcome,
00:40:26Senator Hessler.
00:40:27Do you have a question
00:40:28for your opponent
00:40:29or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:31I do.
00:40:31It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be
00:40:34an heir as a political donor
00:40:35but
00:40:35I've been in politics
00:40:36a long time
00:40:37and neither I
00:40:38nor anyone I know
00:40:39has ever heard of her.
00:40:42She's a private person,
00:40:43Senator.
00:40:44I want the opportunity
00:40:45to meet her in person.
00:40:47Politics can be
00:40:48sooo next.
00:40:50But let's have a night
00:40:51where it isn't.
00:40:53There is a non-partum.
00:40:55Charity fundraiser
00:40:56tomorrow night.
00:40:57I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé,
00:40:59Beth, along.
00:41:01I have to...
00:41:01I've never been
00:41:02to a black-tie event before.
00:41:03The senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid
00:41:06to be together
00:41:07in public...
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:10Beth will join me.
00:41:11Absolutely.
00:41:23How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:26I have never been
00:41:27to a black-tie event.
00:41:28It'll be fun.
00:41:30The booze is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to go out with him
00:41:33but not as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know how to act.
00:41:36I mean,
00:41:36do I put my pinky out
00:41:37when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're
00:41:40the Queen of England
00:41:40or something.
00:41:42You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want
00:41:46to hurt Topher
00:41:46or his campaign.
00:41:48Wow.
00:41:49You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:51A knight on the arm
00:41:52of your handsome crush.
00:41:54And you get to dress up
00:41:55and eat caviar
00:41:57and finally see
00:41:58how the other half lives.
00:42:00I'm jealous.
00:42:02You're going to need
00:42:03a fancy dress.
00:42:03Are you serious?
00:42:08Good thing I swiped this
00:42:09from the dry cleaner
00:42:10at the hotel.
00:42:11A rich guest left it.
00:42:12I've got you covered.
00:42:28That's one.
00:42:29Topher, darling,
00:42:30another glass of champagne?
00:42:31Yes, girl.
00:42:33Make him work for it.
00:42:34You think he'll like it?
00:42:35Like it?
00:42:36He'll be drooling.
00:42:39Sarah!
00:42:40It's me, Topher.
00:42:41I know it's late,
00:42:42but I need to see you.
00:42:43He's here to see me?
00:42:45But he can't see me like this.
00:42:48Sarah,
00:42:49the most eligible bachelor
00:42:51in the state
00:42:52is outside your door
00:42:54looking for you.
00:42:56No, Topher!
00:42:57Hold on, please!
00:42:58He can't see me
00:42:59as Beth,
00:43:00so I just need you
00:43:01to go distract him.
00:43:03I brought you something.
00:43:05I'll just leave it
00:43:05outside for you here.
00:43:10I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:12Just one second!
00:43:13Oh!
00:43:14What has gotten into you?
00:43:16I'm in,
00:43:16but distract him.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:21Sarah!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:22Hi.
00:43:23Uh, you're from the hotel.
00:43:25Stephanie, right?
00:43:26Yes, yes.
00:43:27Uh, Sarah will be out
00:43:28in a second.
00:43:29I was just leaving.
00:43:30Have fun, you two!
00:43:37What was that?
00:43:38Is everything okay?
00:43:43Wow!
00:43:43I told you I'd be done
00:43:44in a second.
00:43:45I heard a crash.
00:43:47I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:48What are you doing here?
00:43:52I, uh,
00:43:53I could make something up
00:43:55and say I needed help
00:43:57with a draft of my speech,
00:43:58but I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful
00:44:04for all the help you've done
00:44:06with my campaign.
00:44:08Beth, wouldn't have done
00:44:08that interview
00:44:09if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:10You were pretty convincing
00:44:11all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say
00:44:14what I came here to say,
00:44:15but I have a fake fiance.
00:44:18And after the election,
00:44:20when there's no worries
00:44:21about scandal,
00:44:22let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:27Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:30I won't need luck
00:44:31if you're there.
00:44:33It's a black tie.
00:44:35I thought you might need
00:44:35something to wear.
00:44:36Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:47But I shouldn't be there
00:44:48as your intern.
00:44:50You're my assistant.
00:44:52I need you there with me.
00:44:53I want to thank you
00:44:54and Beth together.
00:44:56Good night, Sarah.
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:59And Beth.
00:45:03In the same room?
00:45:09Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to be two people
00:45:12in the same place tonight.
00:45:14Sarah, the campaign intern,
00:45:15and Beth, the heiress' fiance.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:19Where were you
00:45:20when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:21You snuck away again.
00:45:23I don't know
00:45:24what you're talking about, Rebecca,
00:45:25but didn't the candidate
00:45:26talk to you
00:45:27about being nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice?
00:45:30How the hell am I supposed
00:45:31to be nice
00:45:31to a poor farm girl?
00:45:33Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:35Let me see if it's cheap.
00:45:37It isn't cheap,
00:45:38so don't touch it.
00:45:40Too poor to remove
00:45:40the price tag?
00:45:42How the hell
00:45:43did you afford
00:45:44a designer dress?
00:45:46We are days out
00:45:47from an election
00:45:48and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out,
00:45:50it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it.
00:45:52It was a gift.
00:45:54Ha ha.
00:45:55From who?
00:45:56Special man in my life.
00:45:58What do you think?
00:45:59You're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost.
00:46:01Intern, he's coming over
00:46:02to talk to me
00:46:03about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink
00:46:10and do some political strategizing?
00:46:13Wow.
00:46:15Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:17Excuse me.
00:46:18She stole that dress.
00:46:20She stole that dress.
00:46:24It's not stealing.
00:46:25It's a gift.
00:46:28What?
00:46:30Who in their right mind
00:46:31would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:33Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:35I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:37What?
00:46:38Looky, looky.
00:46:51The sex creep candidate
00:46:53flirting with a poor young intern behind
00:46:58his fiancée's back.
00:47:00And speaking of your fiancée...
00:47:02I'm going to go change into bath, Topher.
00:47:04Just hang on.
00:47:05Where is she?
00:47:06Your concern for my personal life
00:47:07is touching, Senator.
00:47:09My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:11Isn't that right?
00:47:12Yes.
00:47:12Mr. Stinnett,
00:47:16where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:18Yes, and when exactly
00:47:20are you going to be marrying
00:47:21that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah!
00:47:22Topher,
00:47:23where is she?
00:47:26If your woman isn't here
00:47:27in five seconds,
00:47:29you will be destroyed,
00:47:33I'm telling you.
00:47:34Darling,
00:47:41is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:44Only a little,
00:47:45darling fiancée.
00:47:47Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:54I have been dying
00:47:56to meet you, Beth.
00:48:00I think you're a fraud,
00:48:02and I'm going to be watching you
00:48:04all night long
00:48:06like a Hulk.
00:48:08Oh, shit.
00:48:09What am I supposed to do
00:48:09during a five-course meal?
00:48:11Why are there so many
00:48:12forks and spoons?
00:48:14Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:15as your senator,
00:48:17I am proud
00:48:18to be raising money for...
00:48:21for...
00:48:23my Bobby boy.
00:48:24The family community council.
00:48:25Yes.
00:48:26Family values.
00:48:29Which my opponent,
00:48:30Stinnett,
00:48:30has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute,
00:48:34and then a sudden fiancée.
00:48:36We know nothing about it.
00:48:39Senator,
00:48:40this isn't a political event.
00:48:43It's charity.
00:48:45Leave the NASA politics
00:48:46aside for the night.
00:48:49I'm sorry,
00:48:50you have to sit
00:48:50without the night.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:53Just pluck my nose
00:48:54when I'm around.
00:48:56Smart.
00:48:57His odor's legendary.
00:49:00Beth!
00:49:01You're an heiress
00:49:04and a political donor.
00:49:07Hmm.
00:49:08Funny.
00:49:09Politics is such
00:49:10a small world,
00:49:12after all.
00:49:13And I have never seen
00:49:14or heard of you
00:49:16until now.
00:49:17That's funny.
00:49:18I hadn't heard of you,
00:49:20either,
00:49:20until you started attacking
00:49:21the rights of women
00:49:22and working people.
00:49:23a wealthy heiress
00:49:26who doesn't know
00:49:27basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:32Beth, are you alright?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:37It's the fork that...
00:49:38Don't go,
00:49:39church, Stinnett.
00:49:40A rich heiress
00:49:41who doesn't know
00:49:42which is the salad fork.
00:49:44What else are you hiding?
00:49:47Senator,
00:49:49these elitist banquets
00:49:50are a little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich,
00:49:53but
00:49:53in my heart,
00:49:55I'm working class.
00:49:56The kind of people
00:49:57who don't give a damn
00:49:58which fork to use.
00:50:02Like Christopher.
00:50:02I support his campaign
00:50:06because he's a candidate
00:50:07for the people,
00:50:08not the elites
00:50:09like you are,
00:50:10Senator.
00:50:11Ha!
00:50:12Nice try, girl.
00:50:13My name is Beth,
00:50:14not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman
00:50:18who thinks for myself.
00:50:19The kind of women
00:50:20you fear
00:50:21because we're going to vote
00:50:22to kick your sexist butt
00:50:23out of office
00:50:24this election.
00:50:26Damn, Beth.
00:50:27Well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:30This is a charity event.
00:50:32This is not a woman's
00:50:34right.
00:50:35Feminist,
00:50:35Nazi gathering.
00:50:37If you're so rich,
00:50:40where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes.
00:50:43I want to see
00:50:44your birth certificate.
00:50:45And I demand
00:50:47to know anything.
00:50:48Lady!
00:50:50Is done
00:50:50with your sexist
00:50:52interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Stance.
00:51:01Sorry.
00:51:02I know this is
00:51:03one you signed up for,
00:51:04but I really appreciate it.
00:51:07It's okay.
00:51:08I'm having fun with you.
00:51:14Is something wrong?
00:51:17I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:18I really appreciate
00:51:19you signed up
00:51:20to be my fake fiance
00:51:21in order to save my campaign,
00:51:23but I had my heart
00:51:24set on someone else.
00:51:26Someone I have
00:51:26really no feelings for.
00:51:28Maybe even love.
00:51:29Who is it?
00:51:31I shouldn't act on it
00:51:33because it would be a scandal.
00:51:34The senator
00:51:35and press would devour me
00:51:36because she's my intern.
00:51:39I think I'm in love
00:51:40with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:43Oh, my God.
00:51:50He loves me.
00:51:51What?
00:51:52Should I tell him
00:51:52I feel the same way?
00:51:55Well,
00:51:56I know Sarah
00:51:57and I'm certain
00:51:59that she feels
00:52:00the same about you.
00:52:02Beth,
00:52:02that's the best news
00:52:03I've ever heard.
00:52:04Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:05I need to talk to her.
00:52:06I want to talk to...
00:52:06She wants to
00:52:10talk to you, too.
00:52:12She'll meet you
00:52:13in your office
00:52:14after this event.
00:52:15Perfect.
00:52:16Thank you, Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:21He loves me.
00:52:29He loves me.
00:52:31But how will he react
00:52:33when I tell him
00:52:34I've been pretending
00:52:34to be Beth?
00:52:35Will he hate me for it?
00:52:38Sarah.
00:52:41I need to see you.
00:52:42Me, too.
00:52:43Topher,
00:52:43I need to tell you something.
00:52:45It's something
00:52:45that I've been meaning
00:52:46to tell you
00:52:47for a long time,
00:52:48but...
00:52:48Not now, guys.
00:52:51Yes, now.
00:52:51The intern can wait.
00:52:52Uh,
00:52:53what is the intern
00:52:53doing here,
00:52:54lonely with you?
00:52:55Sarah and I need
00:52:56a few minutes alone
00:52:56to speak.
00:52:57Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:59This is important.
00:53:00A lot more important
00:53:01than whatever you need
00:53:02to talk to some
00:53:02farm girl intern about.
00:53:04You're rising fast
00:53:04in the polls
00:53:05and it's days
00:53:05before the election.
00:53:06You're tied with
00:53:07Senator Hessler.
00:53:08It's all thanks
00:53:09to your relationship
00:53:09with Beth.
00:53:10People love her.
00:53:11She's our secret weapon.
00:53:13Seriously?
00:53:15People love me,
00:53:16but not the real me.
00:53:17the rich blonde
00:53:19they've been pretending
00:53:19to be.
00:53:20Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:23I see.
00:53:23It's good news.
00:53:25Just give us
00:53:25a few minutes to talk.
00:53:26No time.
00:53:27We have to do
00:53:27a press conference
00:53:28to keep the momentum going.
00:53:31That's...
00:53:32Wait!
00:53:34I'm not doing
00:53:35any press conferences
00:53:36out of a moment
00:53:36alone with Sarah.
00:53:37Now.
00:53:38Jesus,
00:53:39get your priorities straight.
00:53:40What could you possibly
00:53:41need to talk to her
00:53:42about now?
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:44Now.
00:53:44Now.
00:53:44Now.
00:53:45Now.
00:53:45Now.
00:53:45Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:51Sarah.
00:53:51I've been dying
00:53:52to get you alone
00:53:53for a moment.
00:53:53Too, Topher.
00:53:54I know it's dangerous
00:53:55and scandalous,
00:53:56but I need to tell you
00:53:58that I...
00:53:59Wait.
00:54:11You're Beth.
00:54:12It's you.
00:54:15It's you.
00:54:16You're Beth.
00:54:18You're Beth.
00:54:18Topher, I wanted to tell you,
00:54:19but I...
00:54:20Sarah.
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:22Whoever you are.
00:54:24Why?
00:54:24I had hardly left the farm
00:54:26my entire life
00:54:27before I came here.
00:54:28But I came here
00:54:29because of you.
00:54:30Because I believed
00:54:31in your campaign.
00:54:32You inspired me.
00:54:34That doesn't explain
00:54:34why you pretended
00:54:35to be a socialite.
00:54:36I wasn't pretending.
00:54:37I was just having fun.
00:54:39I didn't know
00:54:39it was you that night.
00:54:40But then...
00:54:42Then we had
00:54:43that night together.
00:54:44A beautiful,
00:54:47magical night.
00:54:50Then I came to the office
00:54:51and you walked in
00:54:53and I knew that
00:54:54if anyone found out
00:54:56you were sleeping
00:54:57with your intern...
00:54:58It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:00I had to protect you,
00:55:02Topher.
00:55:03So I pretended
00:55:04to be Beth.
00:55:08Say something,
00:55:09Topher.
00:55:09Please.
00:55:12I have feelings
00:55:12for you, Sarah.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:16If anyone found out
00:55:17Senator Hessler
00:55:18used this information
00:55:19to destroy you,
00:55:21it would ruin
00:55:21both of us.
00:55:22I'm willing to take
00:55:23that risk.
00:55:24But I can't.
00:55:27I believe in you.
00:55:29Your campaign
00:55:30is too important.
00:55:31I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:33But I love you.
00:55:36Now, if he gets intimate
00:55:37with his assistant,
00:55:38it's game over
00:55:39for all of us.
00:55:41So keep it professional.
00:55:43Please.
00:55:45Don't tell me.
00:55:50Hey, what's going on?
00:55:51The press is outside.
00:55:55They want a statement
00:55:56about your rising polls.
00:55:58Come on,
00:55:59the election's tied.
00:56:05What the hell
00:56:06does he need to talk
00:56:07to you about so badly?
00:56:08Nothing.
00:56:09It's none of your business.
00:56:13You're so important to him.
00:56:18This is his speech.
00:56:19Make yourself useful.
00:56:21And give it to him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:25Hurry.
00:56:30Now you'll be fired.
00:56:32Hick.
00:56:42It's just your speech.
00:56:43Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to talk
00:56:52about an urgent issue.
00:56:53You know, I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech, like most politicians.
00:57:20But I'm a different candidate, so why don't we flip the script?
00:57:28You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:32Any questions?
00:57:40This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:44But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:49Who gave him the speech?
00:57:51Who?
00:57:52Farm Girl did it.
00:57:54I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:56No, that's not true.
00:57:58So you didn't give him the papers?
00:57:59No!
00:58:00Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:02Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:04Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:07I didn't do this.
00:58:08But we have to fire her.
00:58:10That's right.
00:58:11Fire the incompetent.
00:58:13Wait.
00:58:14Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:18You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:21I'm not a liar.
00:58:23And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:25Enough.
00:58:26I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:30She's a good person.
00:58:31I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:33She gave you the papers.
00:58:35There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:37Check the printer ID.
00:58:39See who's printing out these pages.
00:58:41What?
00:58:42But Sarah did it!
00:58:43She did it!
00:58:44Case closed!
00:58:45The end!
00:58:46Fire her!
00:58:47Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:49Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:52No.
00:58:53I...
00:58:54It's not what it looks like.
00:58:57This is your final warning.
00:58:59You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:59:02Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:59:04And you're fired.
00:59:07I need to speak with you.
00:59:09Alone.
00:59:10Topher.
00:59:11Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:12I can't.
00:59:14I won't be the reason to lose the election.
00:59:17So...
00:59:18Let's keep the profession.
00:59:20Wait.
00:59:21Sarah.
00:59:22Sir.
00:59:25You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:28Forget about the intern.
00:59:30We need to go.
00:59:31Now.
00:59:32I'm only going.
00:59:33If Sarah goes.
00:59:38Why?
00:59:40Senator Hessler's reckless...
00:59:42I...
00:59:44I mean radical ideas.
00:59:46Cut.
00:59:48What's going on?
00:59:49I'm fine.
00:59:50Let's just go for another take.
00:59:51What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:53What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:55For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:58Leave you alone?
00:59:59I don't know what you did.
01:00:01But I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:03You screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose.
01:00:06No, I only want him to lose.
01:00:07No, I only want him to win.
01:00:08Well...
01:00:09Whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:12Idiot.
01:00:13Action.
01:00:14I'm Christopher Stennett.
01:00:16Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:17Senate.
01:00:19Vote for the Senate.
01:00:20And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:22What?
01:00:23Love.
01:00:24Love.
01:00:25Cut!
01:00:26Cut!
01:00:27Tova, what's going on?
01:00:32Why are you looking at an...
01:00:34An intern?
01:00:37It's just in it.
01:00:39I'm here.
01:00:40I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:42I know you can win this, so...
01:00:45Let's see it.
01:00:46Let's go.
01:00:47Again, another take.
01:00:48Senator Hessler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:55I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:57I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:01:00Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:04I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:01:07whether it's popular or not.
01:01:10Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:15This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:18Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stennett, and I approve this message.
01:01:25Cut!
01:01:27That was fantastic!
01:01:29Bravo!
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:35Let's keep filming.
01:01:36You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:39I'm tired of later.
01:01:40I want to talk now.
01:01:43Mr. Stennett.
01:01:44Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:46To you, it's just over.
01:01:49Excuse me?
01:01:51Where are you going?
01:01:53That was great, sir.
01:01:57Before you say anything,
01:02:00Sarah, I want you.
01:02:02I need you.
01:02:04Tover, what about the election?
01:02:05Screw politics.
01:02:06You're more important.
01:02:07I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:09I want to be together.
01:02:10I want to be together.
01:02:11For real.
01:02:12If you do.
01:02:13If you do.
01:02:14No.
01:02:16What about the election?
01:02:18Hold up.
01:02:20He says,
01:02:23you said it's not too much for a couple years.
01:02:25I want you to go,
01:02:26to go,
01:02:28keep it on the agenda.
01:02:30In the future,
01:02:31For real.
01:03:03That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy. Truly happy.
01:03:11I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:14I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:24You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:31Be careful.
01:03:35Ouch.
01:03:37Are you okay?
01:03:39Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I don't want to let you get hurt again.
01:03:48It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:03:53I don't care if we see this together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:11The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:13We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:27Is there someone in here?
01:04:29I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:30Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:36Oh, sorry.
01:04:38Beth, I...
01:04:40Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:46Enough.
01:04:47Rebecca, get out.
01:04:49I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:55Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals,
01:05:02and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:05I think it calls for some celebration.
01:05:06I think so.
01:05:08Where were you?
01:05:14Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:21Excuse me.
01:05:21No, why would you fire me?
01:05:23I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:24I called Beth.
01:05:25Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:28but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:34Holy shit.
01:05:37You are Beth.
01:05:39Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut!
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:46but in the real world,
01:05:48there are consequences.
01:05:49Do you know what this means?
01:05:52A candidate.
01:05:54For Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:03but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:05How did a dumb,
01:06:07poor farm girl like you
01:06:10seduce the hottest,
01:06:12most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:16He should have been mine.
01:06:18Just keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:22I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking,
01:06:30it'll end your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:36so just dump her now,
01:06:38and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:47I don't care about her.
01:06:51I love her.
01:06:54Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:56What's going on here?
01:06:56Topher, I need your help
01:06:59finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine,
01:07:04you stupid, lying,
01:07:06slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time,
01:07:09my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened
01:07:13the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend
01:07:18will do when he finds out.
01:07:21Oh, no.
01:07:23Farm girl,
01:07:23you should really be more careful.
01:07:26I'm fine.
01:07:32I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:44she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate
01:07:49members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:54You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied!
01:08:00No, Topher.
01:08:01You can't fire your senior staff
01:08:02this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:07I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:11I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:19But aren't you worried
01:08:20now that she knows
01:08:21that she's gonna go and tell
01:08:23Senator Hesler and the media
01:08:24you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28What?
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Becca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign
01:08:33too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:36All I care about is you.
01:08:39Did you mean it?
01:08:41When you said that you loved me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:50Uh, Sarah.
01:08:59What do you think about this line
01:09:00for the debate panel?
01:09:04I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:09Hmm.
01:09:11I think that's enough input
01:09:13from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow
01:09:16and a debate against Hesler
01:09:18in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on.
01:09:25Get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me.
01:09:27I'm all around that.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher.
01:09:31She's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to bet.
01:09:34I'm not gonna let the media
01:09:35see the lusty ways
01:09:36you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming.
01:09:46When he goes low,
01:09:47you go high.
01:09:49In the debate,
01:09:50I need you to emphasize
01:09:51love over hate.
01:09:53Hate.
01:09:53Right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:09:57Where's Sarah?
01:09:57Hi, I'm Sarah
01:10:07from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah,
01:10:11yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:14Hmm?
01:10:15His campaign manager
01:10:16specifically told me
01:10:17to keep you out.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:19But...
01:10:19Hi, I'm here
01:10:30for my fiancée's interview.
01:10:31My name is...
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth.
01:10:34Please.
01:10:34Go right in.
01:10:36Oh,
01:10:36good luck tonight.
01:10:40Sarah,
01:10:41I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck, child.
01:10:44Sorry.
01:10:50Beth,
01:10:50I...
01:10:51What?
01:10:52Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:02Calm down.
01:11:03I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me at this debate.
01:11:11Stupid.
01:11:11Hey!
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Topher.
01:11:17This is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl
01:11:20hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:23Dump her now
01:11:24and kick her out
01:11:26or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah.
01:11:32The election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this
01:11:35without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:45Good luck winning without me.
01:11:51Listen.
01:11:53Go out there.
01:11:55Kick Senator Husson's back.
01:11:56Hey, farm slut.
01:12:06Becca, Topher fired you.
01:12:08What are you doing?
01:12:08Are you going to hear?
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Husson.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you,
01:12:17his intern.
01:12:17This debate is about to be a blast.
01:12:22Yeah.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:26because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are so timeless.
01:12:30What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me.
01:12:34No.
01:12:35I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:38We are live for the Senate debate
01:12:41between Senator Hessler
01:12:43and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:47That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors
01:12:51at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:56If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:01you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:06Like a farm girl.
01:13:08You and your boyfriend
01:13:10are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:16you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:24You are having an unethical, immoral,
01:13:30disgusting, tauntry affair
01:13:34with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:36I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:52Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm,
01:13:57I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate
01:14:00when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:09All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy?
01:14:23I mean, who are you?
01:14:25You've spent your entire campaign
01:14:27mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you a taste
01:14:30of your own medicine.
01:14:31Oh, come on, Senator H.
01:14:36You know me.
01:14:38I didn't sleep with your opponent
01:14:40like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:46I am a religious, moral family man
01:14:51and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:14:54Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:09Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:12His fiance isn't real.
01:15:15He lied.
01:15:16He lied.
01:15:17He lied.
01:15:18Christopher Stenet.
01:15:20He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you
01:15:23to pretend that his fiance
01:15:25was a social lie.
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:31I...
01:15:32After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:34you'll have no choice
01:15:35but to run home
01:15:36to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I...
01:15:38I, I, I...
01:15:40You lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:42And then drop out of this race
01:15:44in disgrace!
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:55I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:58You all deserve the truth
01:16:01straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:04Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:16:07M-S-O-B!
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference between us,
01:16:14you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:18I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you.
01:16:24And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you
01:16:27than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come onto the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:35Don't do it, Heck.
01:16:38They can do this.
01:16:39For Topher.
01:16:45What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:48This is a TPD!
01:16:50A televised political debate!
01:16:52You can't bring props!
01:16:53You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not a promise of me.
01:17:00This is highly irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:03This is rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's got no...
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:14You've been fighting
01:17:15to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women
01:17:19for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down, woman!
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you what it's like
01:17:27to finally have a powerful woman
01:17:29stand up to you,
01:17:30you sexist girl.
01:17:31Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman,
01:17:43it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:47And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:51And because Senator Hessler
01:17:54is a psychopath
01:17:55who was stalking Topher
01:17:57in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:59I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:01So yes,
01:18:03I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important
01:18:11than elections,
01:18:12than politics.
01:18:13But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win, or lose.
01:18:19I want to be with you.
01:18:20Oh, M.G.
01:18:22I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth?
01:18:25Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Hand?
01:18:26Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way,
01:18:28you guys had an illicit affair
01:18:30and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:32For once, Senator,
01:18:33you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:39Sarah, I love you.
01:18:51Whether I win or lose this election,
01:18:53I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes.
01:18:57Of course I'll marry you.
01:19:04Woo!
01:19:05I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:19I'm rich.
01:19:20And I'll use this money to destroy you
01:19:22and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:24to investigate you.
01:19:27No!
01:19:28Senator, stop talking!
01:19:31It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it!
01:19:37It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me
01:19:41on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake AI video!
01:19:47A cheap fake fake news!
01:19:49Get you a commercial!
01:19:50No!
01:19:51What?
01:19:51What?
01:19:51Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:20:07Go!
01:20:08Talk to the media!
01:20:10Get them to report Senate's scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't care.
01:20:17They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:19Farm girl?
01:20:20Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose this erect election!
01:20:26Ooh, shark!
01:20:27Ooh, shark!
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:32I'm a big sir to say.
01:20:33No matter what happens,
01:20:37we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful
01:20:40for all of you who helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:57Come with me.
01:20:57As your campaign manager,
01:21:04I disagree with the staff.
01:21:07The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:08They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose,
01:21:16it's not your fault.
01:21:17No matter what,
01:21:18I still love you
01:21:19and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:21Me too.
01:21:22But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close
01:21:25will take hours
01:21:26for the results to come in.
01:21:29I think I will know
01:21:29what we can do
01:21:30to kill some time to go.
01:21:33They're about to call it.
01:21:40Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:42It is a landslide
01:21:44for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:45our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:51Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:00Sarah,
01:22:02we won because of the promotion.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you,
01:22:08on a great victory
01:22:09and a great engagement.
01:22:14Yes!
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:17Yeah!
01:22:19This is going to be here.
01:22:20I know, I know,
01:22:21I know, I know.
01:22:21I know.
01:22:22Senator,
01:22:24she's coming.
01:22:33I'm the luckiest man in Washington
01:22:35because I have you.
01:22:37What?
01:22:37I know, I know, I know.
01:22:41I know, I know, like you are.
01:22:43When I left the farm,
01:22:44I wanted to help me change the world.
01:22:46But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:50Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:52And now, I pronounce you,
01:22:53Senator and wife.
01:22:54Woo!
01:22:54This is Senator.
01:23:06This is Senator.
01:23:07The honeymoon can wait.
01:23:09First,
01:23:10let's change the world.
01:23:13Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:17Yeah!