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00:00:00爸,明天就是我和陈泽的婚礼了,我可以不用装残疾,从我以上站起来了吧?
00:00:11哎呀,不行,考验不能提前结束,你得在婚礼上站起来,给他一个最大的惊喜,到时候我也将公开我世界首富的身份。
00:00:21到时,我以歌神的身份,带领全娱乐圈顶流到场为你贺喜。
00:00:27那我以天才股神的身份,带领整个金融圈大佬,为你到场贺喜。
00:00:32我以帝公第一将军的身份,带三千战神,到场为你贺喜。
00:00:37嗯,到时候,我再给你的闺蜜半年一个大订单,就一切圆满了。
00:00:42谢谢爸,谢谢大哥,二哥,还有三哥,那我就先去找陈泽了。
00:00:48嗯。
00:00:50三年了,你真的没有碰过那个残妃吗?
00:00:55那残妃说要把初次留在新婚宴,读二十一世纪了,还有这种赌包子。
00:01:07怎么?
00:01:07她要是愿意的话,你还真要碰她呀?
00:01:10怎么可能?我的心里只有我。
00:01:14回事,明天就是你们的婚礼了,怎么办啊?
00:01:23当然是。
00:01:24明天我就会成为陈泽的女人,我一定会好幸福吧。
00:01:29明天我就会成为陈泽的女人,我一定会好幸福吧。
00:01:33难道你要杀了她?
00:01:35难道你要杀了她?
00:01:37她要杀了她?
00:01:38我给那个残妃买了天价保险。
00:01:41只要她一死,我们可就消散了。
00:01:43只要她一死,我们可就消散了。
00:01:48his men
00:01:55芸芸
00:01:56你好棒
00:01:57芸芸
00:02:10不行
00:02:11我還不能扯帽
00:02:12我倒要看看
00:02:13這對姦夫盈婦怎麼交代
00:02:18Open the door! Open the door!
00:02:21How are you?
00:02:22What do you think?
00:02:23I'm not sure.
00:02:24We're only going to prepare for the wedding day.
00:02:27Who are you?
00:02:34What?
00:02:35What?
00:02:36Why did you come here?
00:02:38The water.
00:02:39What are you doing?
00:02:43I don't want to thank you.
00:02:45This is what we should do.
00:02:47What should I do?
00:02:49What are you doing?
00:02:51What are you doing?
00:02:52I'll help you.
00:02:53You're going to help me.
00:02:54You help me.
00:02:56What?
00:02:57I'll help you.
00:02:58If I have any experience, I'll help you.
00:03:03I'll help you.
00:03:05You're not a fool.
00:03:07You don't want me to be a fool.
00:03:09You're a fool.
00:03:10What do you mean?
00:03:11You're a fool.
00:03:12I don't have a fool.
00:03:13What can I do?
00:03:15But I'm not wise.
00:03:16This is why I'm trying to do a fool.
00:03:18I was trying to do a fool.
00:03:19I'm wrong.
00:03:20Well.
00:03:21Well.
00:03:23You're just gonna marry.
00:03:24What can I do?
00:03:25Do you want to marry?
00:03:26Should I marry that?
00:03:27Can I marry you?
00:03:28Now that you're gonna marry.
00:03:30You're gonna marry me?
00:03:31If you marry me?
00:03:32If you marry me, then get over.
00:03:33Then go ahead and prepare.
00:03:34Come ahead!
00:03:35Come ahead and prepare!
00:03:36Well, I'm going to prepare for it.
00:03:45How are you?
00:03:47What did you find?
00:03:49If you don't have this one,
00:03:52it will be done.
00:03:54It will be done for you.
00:03:56You will be ready for her.
00:03:58Okay.
00:04:00I love you.
00:04:06од Mrs.
00:04:09I'm going to improve her.
00:04:12Mr.
00:04:13I'll have to change her for her.
00:04:15Mr.
00:04:17Mr.
00:04:19Mr.
00:04:20Mr.
00:04:21Mr.
00:04:23Mr.
00:04:24Mr.
00:04:25Mr.
00:04:26Mr.
00:04:27Mr.
00:04:29Mr.
00:04:29Mr.
00:04:30Mr.
00:04:31Mr.
00:04:32Mr..
00:04:34Mr.
00:04:35Oh my god, you want me?
00:04:37I want you to support you.
00:04:39You want me?
00:04:41You want me?
00:04:43You want me?
00:04:45Oh my god!
00:04:47Hurry up!
00:04:59Oh my god!
00:05:01Don't worry about me.
00:05:03You want me?
00:05:05You want me?
00:05:07Let's try it.
00:05:17Help me!
00:05:19I want you to go to the police station.
00:05:27Your bag.
00:05:31It's okay.
00:05:33How are you doing?
00:05:35It's not easy.
00:05:37It's not easy for me.
00:05:39It's not easy for me.
00:05:41Maybe I'm going to get sick.
00:05:43Do you have anything I can help you?
00:05:45Yes.
00:05:46I want you to take care of me.
00:05:48I'm kidding.
00:05:50I want you to take care of me.
00:05:52I want you to take care of me.
00:05:54I want you to take care of me.
00:05:56And you're always happy.
00:06:06I want you.
00:06:07You want me to take care of me.
00:06:08Well, if you take care of me.
00:06:10Choose me.
00:06:12Okay, if you really娶 me, I will let you become the most famous person in the world.
00:06:18You become the most famous person in the world?
00:06:22Do you know who I am?
00:06:24Who am I?
00:06:25Who am I?
00:06:26My husband.
00:06:27Okay, my husband.
00:06:29I'll see you tomorrow.
00:06:36Hey, Mom.
00:06:37Don't let me get married.
00:06:39I'll see you tomorrow.
00:06:41Don't let me show you.
00:06:51Don't let me see you in my path.
00:06:52Three years.
00:06:53You're both the ones.
00:06:55Nevermind, you have to die for a needle.
00:06:56Can I can an angel Diana?
00:06:58That's not a magic foyer.
00:07:00It's too long to簡單 for myself.
00:07:03I have no idea again for one yet.
00:07:36在场的各位想必都是亲朋好友
00:07:40还有我们共同的朋友
00:07:41大家都知道我跟周承泽是同学
00:07:44我为了他放弃了最好的大学
00:07:48还为了他坐上了轮椅
00:07:51新娘你是为了新郎才坐上了轮椅吗
00:07:55这也太感人了吧
00:07:57谈不上感人吧
00:07:58我还记得我们那时候在逛街
00:08:01一辆车失控的状态
00:08:03幸好我反应够快把你推开了
00:08:05结果那辆车撞上了我
00:08:07损伤了我的坐骨身心
00:08:10够了 许彤
00:08:11你是来这里卖草子吗
00:08:12就是大好的婚礼
00:08:14你是真起不起力的干什么
00:08:16周承泽
00:08:17你觉得你配得上今天的结婚宴
00:08:19配做我的新郎吗
00:08:21许彤
00:08:23你什么意思
00:08:24你一个摊子
00:08:25还觉得我配不上你吗
00:08:26没错
00:08:27你跟我
00:08:28哪儿都
00:08:30许彤
00:08:31玩笑别开他过分了
00:08:33今天可是你和周承泽的婚
00:08:34不是
00:08:35这不是我为周承泽准备的结婚业
00:08:38而是我为他准备的
00:08:39修夫业
00:08:41而是我为他准备的
00:08:46修夫业
00:08:48什么
00:08:52修夫业
00:08:54发生什么了
00:08:55怎么从结婚变成修夫了
00:08:57什么修夫业
00:08:59什么修夫业
00:09:00许彤
00:09:01你疯了吗
00:09:02我而周承泽忍辱负重才娶女
00:09:05也竟然不时好歹要修夫
00:09:07你一个摊子
00:09:08要什么这个修夫啊
00:09:09你说什么
00:09:10他忍辱负重娶我
00:09:12你要不都问我
00:09:14你做个手不要理我事情
00:09:16许彤
00:09:17你不要狼心狗肺啊
00:09:19我儿子都没有协计你做轮椅
00:09:21你凭什么说他不要理
00:09:23你今天不把这话跟我说明白
00:09:25我跟你没完
00:09:26你问我他为什么不要理
00:09:28你怎么不问他呢
00:09:31够了修夫
00:09:33你不要在这里往我身上泼脏水了
00:09:36这个婚
00:09:37我本来就没打算跟你结
00:09:39你现在
00:09:40立刻给我滚出去
00:09:43是打你的光棍去吧
00:09:45你说什么
00:09:47我打光棍
00:09:49你一个生活不明自理的摊子
00:09:52还家同四壁的
00:09:53以为除了我可怜你
00:09:55还有哪个男人看得上你啊
00:09:57不好意思
00:09:58还真有男人看得上我
00:10:00而且
00:10:03他比你强千倍万倍
00:10:05今天的结婚宴
00:10:06就是为他主意跟你毫无关系
00:10:09你呢
00:10:10现在就去门口当了条看门狗
00:10:14献住我的幸福
00:10:16许彤
00:10:18你说什么
00:10:19你说这是你跟别的男人举行的结婚宴
00:10:22妈
00:10:22不是的
00:10:23这是我和他好闺蜜
00:10:26陆蕊的结婚宴
00:10:29你说什么
00:10:31这是你跟陆蕊的结婚宴
00:10:33是的
00:10:34这是我和周辰泽的婚礼
00:10:36这是我和周辰泽的婚礼
00:10:40啊
00:10:42就是我和周辰泽的妇
00:11:00ぁ
00:11:03所以
00:11:03有人 LLC
00:11:40And she is the beautiful
00:11:43But she is the best
00:11:43又能干的人
00:11:44徐瑞
00:11:47徐瑞可是许童的闺蜜
00:11:49你们这是怎么了
00:11:51阿姨
00:11:53别提了
00:11:54我鹿瑞白首几家
00:11:56现在
00:11:57已经是身价过亿的老板
00:11:59被靠云神许氏财团
00:12:01前途斐然
00:12:03而她
00:12:04一个媒娘养
00:12:05媒娘娇家徒四臂的贪费
00:12:08要不是我施舍他 现在都不知道死在哪个路边沟了 他有什么资格做我的闺蜜
00:12:15我施舍我 我可是云神许诗才他
00:12:20他跟蕊蕊比起来 简直就是云泥之别
00:12:25一个白富美 一个癞蛤蟆
00:12:28看你们这是瞎了狗眼 我跟你们云泥之别
00:12:32我的真实身份要是说出来 你们必须得抠了自己的双眼
00:12:37你说什么 你有真实身份
00:12:41你真是要把我笑死
00:12:45他这么厉害的 别笑 他不过就是在婚宴上被你给踢了
00:12:51甜面无存 强颜晚尊
00:12:54好了 许桃 看在你曾经是我闺蜜 看在你是残疾人
00:13:01看在你老公今天要娶我的份上 你跪在我面前学两声狗叫
00:13:07我给你十万块钱 给我滚 以后我们互相拉黑
00:13:12如何 我不要你的钱 我要你现在跪下 当着亲朋好友的面
00:13:17伸自己耳光再说自己情收不如
00:13:20陈江 许桃 你别给脸不要你 我要逼我带你动手
00:13:31许桃 你别给脸不要你 我要逼我带你动手
00:13:35陈江 许桃 许桃 你什么意思 你是在帮他们 我不是在帮谁 我只是觉得你这样太欺负人了
00:13:46陈江 你说什么 你说我欺负人 我看你是刚从大山里出来不知道神秘人的规矩 还是不知道二十一世纪的事实 我有钱怎么不能欺负人
00:13:58就是 我能力出众相貌人 他一个生活不能自比的贪子 我踹掉他怎么了 你难道要我做慈善同情他吗
00:14:09就是 要不让你的哥哥弟弟同情他 把他娶回去吗
00:14:14这能一样吗 许桃是为了救周成泽才落下的残疾 周成泽对他负责天经地义
00:14:21你说天经地义就天经地义啊 你以为你是谁 裁判吗 法官吗
00:14:26我不是裁判 也不是法官 但我觉得做人得有良知 否则会遭报应的
00:14:32够了 你不要在这里假惺惺的恶心人了
00:14:36你可以问问在场的经纪同学 我应该娶许桃 还是应该娶陆瑞的
00:14:43来吧
00:14:44今天 我到现场和残疾人许桃PK
00:14:51看大家觉得今天的新娘应该是我 还是许桃
00:14:56觉得是我的 每个人奖励一万块
00:15:00什么 零万公报 这也太过错了吧
00:15:05来 觉得陈泽应该骑喜童的 骑手
00:15:10骑头
00:15:15骑头
00:15:18看到了吗
00:15:19一个残废 一个异类
00:15:22你们两个好像落水狗啊
00:15:26好了
00:15:28来
00:15:30大家觉得陈泽应该骑我的
00:15:33着陈 我的
00:15:34骑手
00:15:38骑头
00:15:40骑头
00:15:44骑头
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