Last 2 Editions were mysteriously removed here without telling me why.Anyhow Arthur Fowler is admitted to a Psychiatric ward and more happily Kelvin's 18th Birthday goes with a bash.
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00:00MUSIC
00:25Oh, this is really nice.
00:27Great. It's engraved. Look, turn it over.
00:30There's nothing too sentimental.
00:32KC Happy 18th.
00:33Ah, this is really nice, ma'am. Thanks.
00:35Great. OK, now then. Here's Cassie's.
00:38Then we've got Aunty Bella's and Sylvester.
00:42Oi, oi, oi, oi, slowly now. Savour them and they'll last all day.
00:46Nothing like a birthday to get you up early, is there?
00:49And seeing as we won't be at your party, then a birthday breakfast we'll have to do.
00:53Are you sure you don't mind, ma'am? I mean, you will hate the music.
00:55I know. I mean, we oldies will do our own thing.
00:58Yeah, well, drink a toast to you, though. Won't be the same without you, though.
01:02Here, listen to this from Cassie.
01:04Seeing you're 18 now, Kelvin, perhaps you'll treat me a little bit more civilised.
01:08Love Cassie. What a cheek, eh?
01:10Kelvin, why don't you go and see if the post has arrived?
01:12Oh, right, yeah, right. Come.
01:17Right. Now, don't forget, don't mention anything about us gate crashing at midnight, OK?
01:22Just be casual.
01:24Look, if he doesn't sense something is up, he must be blind.
01:29If he could get after his breakfast, Mum, I'd be very grateful.
01:32Stop worrying.
01:33Well, I want him to go out with some food inside him.
01:36They're going to start pumping drugs on him straight away, poor love.
01:39Well, it's totally unnecessary, in my opinion. He's just let himself go.
01:42Mum, that suitcase has been packed there for three days. Now, let's leave it at that, shall we?
01:46Well, I can't help it. In my day, we fixed ourselves up by the bootstraps and carried on, no matter what.
01:51Yes, and ended up in a chair by the side of the fire for the rest of your life.
01:55Well, my Arthur's not like that. He's a goer. Always has been.
01:58And once they've got him straight, he's going to be back here right as rain.
02:01Oh, once they lock you away, you might as well throw away the key.
02:04I'm not going to argue with you, Mum. Now then, I shall be back as soon as I've finished at the surgery.
02:09Hello, darling. Hello, love. You had a good night, didn't you? Wasn't a peep out of you?
02:13Yeah.
02:14All right, then. I'll be back as soon as I can. Bye-bye.
02:21There's tea in the pot, Harper. I'll get your breakfast.
02:33Hold my hand, son.
02:35Can you go out on the bus, that guy?
02:36It's beautiful, isn't it? It's mine.
02:37It's pretty awesome, couldn't it?
02:38Of course. Would I buy rubbish?
02:39Do we something like this? We sell.
02:40We'll save up for it, then, like I did. This is going to revolutionise my life.
02:56Ah, there you are. Late again?
03:00Yeah, I was delivering a few magazines, being helpful.
03:03Well, it would be more helpful if the shop was open and we were making money.
03:06I'd lose enough out of the till without you locking the door in customs.
03:09What's that supposed to mean?
03:11I don't know how to spell it out. Do I?
03:13Trust you to leave everything to the last minute.
03:18It's just the finishing touches. Yeah, what do you think?
03:21Well, if you want my opinion, it's a bit busy.
03:24Oh, Kelvin, I love it.
03:25I think that's very artistic. John, I think I might even take a photo of that.
03:28Oh, I love your modesty, Ian.
03:30Pete, why are you wearing a tie and a jacket?
03:33Well, family business, isn't it? Out of respect to Arthur.
03:35Having that mob down at Fundy Farm think us bills are a load of rubbish.
03:38Honestly, Pete, you're just like your mother you are.
03:40People don't point the finger at you these days just because you're cracked up.
03:43I think it's one in six, isn't it? One in six what?
03:45One in six will spend some time in a mental home during some stage of their life.
03:48Oh, big deal. Well, all I can say, I'm glad it's not me.
03:51Well, you'd change your tune, hadn't you?
03:52Before, you were saying all Arthur needed was to kick up the backside.
03:54Now you're actually going with him.
03:56Yeah, well, even Muggins here, for real. Arthur's sick.
03:59Oh, hurry up, Ian, will you? I've got two stalls this morning with your dad on.
04:02Yeah, I won't have worked up. Here, is Sharon helping me this morning?
04:05Yes.
04:06She was going to the party, isn't she?
04:08As far as I know.
04:09Oh, good. I'll tell you what, we've got this really nasty surprise plan for Kelvin.
04:12Oh, lovely.
04:13Oh, don't wear a tie, Pete. Arthur'll eat it.
04:17Should you be up this early, Arthur?
04:19Yes. Well, you see, adult people get stiff and then they're no use to anybody.
04:23In any case, that's physio-cyclist.
04:26He told me that gentle exercise was the best remedy.
04:30Well, you'd better keep moving then, haven't you?
04:32That's right, darling, what you need is a nice pair of woolly drawers.
04:35And you needn't be so cheeky neither. Here, Sharon, come here.
04:39I want to tell you, here, I don't think that that Barry's a good influence on you.
04:45He's gorgeous.
04:46Well, I couldn't help here in the way you was talking to your dad.
04:49You've got it coming, not that it's any of your business.
04:51But he is your father.
04:52Is he?
04:53Yes, well, he's just trying to make amends.
04:55Inviting me to visit me? Oh, no.
04:57I don't want to go to his pathetic pub.
04:59He's pretty. He looks so miserable.
05:01Well, that's his problem.
05:02You desiccated him, Sharon.
05:04Hey, Barry, can you air all this?
05:06I've got a lovely bunch of coconut.
05:08Oh, my God.
05:10I thought when the weather got a bit better, I could dig over the allotment, eh?
05:14You know, when it's not so cold, and then do the planting.
05:17He'd be back long before them, wouldn't he?
05:19Yeah, I mean, just help with the planting.
05:21We thought we'd order some seeds, you know, in advance, save the rush.
05:24Is that right, Barry?
05:25He's not listening.
05:26Quiet, Granny. He's listening. I know he is.
05:29Do you remember the spinach chaper?
05:31Oh, it was coming out of our ears, wasn't it?
05:33Yeah, how about some carrots? We all like carrots, eh?
05:36Yeah, well, maybe we should just get a bit of everything.
05:38Oh, that's an idea.
05:39Answer me, Dad. Please.
05:43Some rhubarb, some nice rhubarb.
05:45I can't stand this.
05:47I mean, rhubarb, rhubarb, that's all he's hearing, innit?
05:49You look, don't upset yourself, love.
05:51That's my dad!
05:53This part of the frightened man's my father.
05:57And he's not wearing that.
05:59It's cold out.
06:00He's not wearing it, Granny. You can put those seed catalogs away.
06:03You listen to him for me.
06:04All right, don't listen.
06:06But you're coming back.
06:08And no-one's gonna touch a plot of that earth because you're coming back.
06:10And you're gonna do it yourself.
06:12And the longer you're away, the higher the weeds are gonna get.
06:14Don't get too hard, eh, shall we?
06:15It's just talking sense.
06:16He's gotta know he's got something to come back to.
06:18Know that he's needed.
06:20Know that we can't manage without him.
06:22Rub my hands, eh?
06:24Oh, thank goodness you're ready.
06:28We don't want to be late, do we?
06:29Come on, Art.
06:30Chop-chop, mate.
06:31I hope Dennis will understand.
06:32I did what I could.
06:33You know, the bath floors, the toilets and the hoovering.
06:35I'll make up the rest tomorrow.
06:36All right.
06:37Well, I can do the rest, eh?
06:38Oh, thanks.
06:39Come on.
06:40Come on, lovey.
06:41Love you, come on.
06:43You'll be all right, son.
06:49Come back soon, eh?
06:51Come on.
06:52All we can do now is wait.
06:57I suppose it's just a question of time, innit?
07:02Well, he'll be all right if he gets a down-to-earth doctor.
07:05I did this to him.
07:07It's all my fault.
07:09Oh, no.
07:10Don't think you're that powerful, do you, love?
07:12I mean, the punishment's all of our own making.
07:15You put it out your head.
07:16You reckon?
07:17Of course.
07:18Now, look, you two go to the party tonight.
07:21I'll babysit for you.
07:22No, that's very nice of you, Grandma.
07:23It's all right.
07:24We'll take Vicky along.
07:25She can sleep anyway, can't she?
07:26Oh, I've never heard of such a thing in me life.
07:28I've got to get going.
07:29I've got a class at ten.
07:32Oh, very subtle.
07:33It's got to be done.
07:34There's only one driver who overcharges, and we all know who that is.
07:37I keep telling you.
07:38It's a warning for everyone, right?
07:40Look, I'm not scared of Mehmet.
07:41I don't mind telling him.
07:42Don't meddle.
07:43This way we keep a good atmosphere.
07:45A good atmosphere?
07:46With notices all over the walls?
07:48This is getting like a boarding house.
07:49I think it's really naff.
07:51Complaints have got to be dealt with.
07:52Isn't that right, Neymar?
07:53Of course.
07:54But those notices are for your staff, not the customers.
07:58It's a bit public.
07:59Well, he hasn't started on the customers yet.
08:01I mean, let's see, you could have a don't spit, don't nick the spoons,
08:05don't eat your own food, don't make a cup of tea last longer than 20 minutes.
08:09What else?
08:10Hey, Ali, what's that one?
08:12Wanted women drivers.
08:13Yeah, well, I can understand that.
08:15We were asked for one the other night.
08:17I mean, a woman on her own.
08:18Don't know who she can trust, does she?
08:20Especially with that attacker, right?
08:21I mean, it could be anyone, couldn't it?
08:22Even your trusted cabin.
08:23Do you know, I think I'm going to take driving there since.
08:26That's what I'm going to do.
08:27Then I could drive a cab.
08:28Yeah, good for you, Sue.
08:29We could swap round, Ali.
08:31Stint in the cab, stint in the cab.
08:34That'd suit me.
08:35Hey, meantime, I could offer to take some of the girls home after the party tonight.
08:39You what?
08:40Only the girls who want a woman driver are one off.
08:43Just make sure that's all it is.
08:45I thought I might wear my black leathers tonight.
08:48It'd be too hot in that basement.
08:49Well, I might wear my leopard skin and aqua chain.
08:51Uh-uh, Dan Barry.
08:52Yeah, is he incoming tonight?
08:53Of course he is.
08:54He made the cake.
08:55About that girl from college.
08:56Well, who knows?
08:57He's aligned to himself, isn't he?
08:58She might.
08:59We shall up mine, shall we, shall we?
09:00I had a word to remember about the order.
09:01Did he know you're already halfway there?
09:02Yeah.
09:03And I thought on the strength of that, he might get his mate to give me the advance.
09:04I bet I know the answer to that one.
09:05Apparently, according to him, that ain't the way to do business.
09:06Well, that's all very well, but you've had to buy a ton of all.
09:07And there's the outworkers.
09:08The trouble is, Cathy.
09:09You had a big league now.
09:10Yeah.
09:11And don't I know it?
09:12It's not that one, is it?
09:13Which one is it, Loft?
09:14Oh, I don't know.
09:15Where is Dan?
09:16He's gone out to find Sharon.
09:17Ain't been back since.
09:18Still no worries.
09:19No rush, is there?
09:20No.
09:21I expect we can manage, can't we?
09:22Yeah, just about a pinch, eh?
09:23Listen, why don't you take that end of the bar and I'll manage to rush down this
09:27end, all right?
09:28I don't know.
09:29I've ever seen that.
09:30I don't know.
09:31I don't know.
09:32I don't know.
09:33I don't know.
09:34I don't know.
09:35I don't know.
09:36I don't know.
09:37I don't know.
09:38I don't know.
09:39I don't know.
09:40I don't know.
09:41I've ever seen the Queen Vic this busy.
09:43No.
09:44What do you think it is?
09:45I mean, it's quite a nice atmosphere in here, isn't it?
09:48And we give good service, keep the beer in good condition.
09:50Yeah, but there's one ingredient missing, though, isn't there?
09:52What?
09:53Angie.
09:54I mean, since Angie left, it's all gone downhill, hasn't it?
09:55Right down the chute.
09:56Yeah, you could be right.
09:57My den's a great landlord, but it's Angie that sparkles, innit?
10:00So from now on, my son, I reckon it's down to you and me.
10:03What should we do?
10:04Put a suggestion box on the bar?
10:05Yeah.
10:06How can we make the Queen Vic the fun palace we all knew and loved, eh?
10:08I think we'd get the drag acting again, or a band.
10:10Yeah, you could play the piano again.
10:11That sing-along, that went down really well, didn't it?
10:13Yeah, well, I'd be the safest bet, really, wouldn't I?
10:15Then if there was any trouble, you'd just shoot the pianist, eh?
10:17Yeah, well, we could start tonight.
10:18I'll manage behind the bar.
10:19Nah-ah.
10:20You're on early love, didn't you?
10:21Which one, mate?
10:22Um, none of them.
10:23How did you guess, eh?
10:24Uh, hello, Kel?
10:25Aye, I'll have a large scotch, please, on the rocks.
10:27Well, we can't, really.
10:28I mean, Den's not here, but he might lose his licence.
10:31I want a large scotch, though.
10:32Yeah, but if it was down to me...
10:34Wixie?
10:35Of course, mate.
10:36Tart.
10:37Si!
10:38One large scotch coming up.
10:39Cheers.
10:40Do you...
10:41Do you think we should, sir?
10:43Si?
10:44There you go, sir.
10:45Help yourself twice.
10:47And a happy birthday coffee.
10:49Oh, yeah, it's your birthday, innit?
10:51I forgot.
10:52Happy birthday, mate.
10:53I'll get you a drink.
10:54You're only 18 once, eh?
10:55Yeah, that's what my mum said when I banned her and my dad from my party.
10:58What, have you not invited them?
10:59Oh, no, 25's the age limit.
11:01After that, you're over the hill.
11:02Isn't Carmel coming there?
11:03See, the thing is, Lofty, I don't love them in my presence when they entertain.
11:06Not that they do much of that these days, cos they're well past it.
11:09I tell you what, I wouldn't let my mum within three miles of my funeral, let alone my party.
11:12She's totally embarrassing, innit she?
11:13Oh, well, cheers.
11:14Cheers.
11:15I tell you what, we've got one hell of a surprise to you tonight, Kelby.
11:18Right, Lofty?
11:19Or have we not, eh?
11:25Hello.
11:26Hi.
11:27Glad I called you.
11:28Hello, Dr. Legham.
11:29I'm just on my way.
11:30It's been a slack morning for a change.
11:31Yeah, I just had to drop some notes in.
11:33One of my patients was admitted in the night with suspected meningitis.
11:36Oh, wouldn't surprise me.
11:37The incidence is growing.
11:39Not particularly here, though.
11:40Strange.
11:41Anyway, how can I help?
11:43Do you think you could give me some time, say, two sessions starting next week?
11:46Sure, not Mondays, but...
11:48I've simply got to lessen my load.
11:49I'm way behind on administration, for instance.
11:52Certainly, I'd be glad to.
11:53It's a tricky patch.
11:54Some of them don't take too kindly to locums.
11:56Well, I'm used to that.
11:57Yeah, I've been there so long.
11:59Too long, perhaps.
12:00I'm regarded as everyone's friendly old grandfather, and that's not good.
12:04Now, they need new ideas, a new approach.
12:07And then, quite naturally, they'll resent it, and they'll resent me.
12:10Well, as long as you can take it in your stride.
12:12Ah, it's all about role-playing, isn't it?
12:14Yeah.
12:15I shall adopt a low profile and take it as it comes.
12:18I don't want to go back to that place, Pete.
12:22No?
12:23I'm just scared that when we go, Arthur's gonna be like one of them zombies that we saw in there.
12:28He most likely will.
12:29Let's face it, sissy was like that already.
12:31I can't bear it.
12:32It's just a part of the treatment.
12:35Oh, no.
12:36We'll probably be drugged up to the eyeballs, Paul.
12:38Oh, that's just to wipe the slate clean.
12:40Look, he'll get some proper rest there, then they'll start working on him.
12:43Oh.
12:44Perhaps it's too late.
12:45Don't you believe it?
12:46And don't you dare let Arthur see you that you doubted.
12:49He doesn't see anything.
12:51Look.
12:52He doesn't want to see anything, Pete.
12:54That's just his brain switching off.
12:56I mean, it's like a safety valve.
12:57Look, if our old Arthur knew what he'd been doing these last few months, they'd have fished
13:01him out of the canal by now.
13:02Underneath it, Arthur's a proudest man.
13:04It's lucky for him and for us that he's flipped it.
13:06At least he's in half the chance now, sis.
13:09You know what?
13:10Cass's a very lucky lady.
13:12Arthur's a lucky man.
13:14Tell you what, sis, you and you were too good to be true, eh?
13:17Yeah, well, it won't be if I don't get back and get on with Martin and Mum's dinner.
13:22Yeah, well, you take it easy, eh?
13:23Yeah, OK.
13:24Yeah.
13:25Any time you want to go and see him, day or night, just give me a call.
13:27I owe a lot to Arthur, coming down on him like that.
13:30It's not your fault.
13:31You didn't know he was as sick as he is.
13:33No, it was his last couple of days that convinced me.
13:35The way he kept staring at that suitcase.
13:37Should he?
13:38Shouldn't I?
13:39Now, sis, your Arthur's got a lot of butter.
13:41Thanks, Pete.
13:42Thanks a lot.
13:43Ta-da, I love him.
13:44See you.
13:45Ta-da, I love you.
13:46Take care.
13:47Bye.
13:48Love to, Mum.
13:49Bye.
13:50We're down, Dad.
13:52Right Chamber of Horrors, was it?
13:53Ah, give them their due.
13:54See if they try to brighten the place up, modernise it.
13:57And start the nurses.
13:58They seem nice.
13:59You know what really choked me, son?
14:00Seeing half the world in its mother there.
14:02And the stout of that stinking cabbage.
14:04I wonder who's gonna be next, eh?
14:06Eh, whatcha on about?
14:07Well, you've seen Dent today.
14:08He looks about 103.
14:09Oh, it's finally getting through to him, these balls, is it, eh?
14:11The trouble is he's got too much time to think.
14:16Jim and Tony had a pint.
14:17He didn't think it'd be plain sailing, did he?
14:19Couldn't be.
14:20Not with her.
14:21And I've had some experience, son.
14:22Oh, it's a hard time with your mother.
14:24She's keeping out of his way, though, Dad.
14:25I wouldn't have put money on that.
14:26Poor old Dent.
14:27Poor old Dent.
14:28She's taking the cleaners, ain't she?
14:29Well, thank you.
14:30Mind, I'll not say it inside.
14:31They're both my mates.
14:32It's someone trying to convince them that, though, isn't it, Dad?
14:34Me and Loft are in a right dodgy position working here, you know?
14:36Yeah.
14:37She's stuck the knife in where it really hurts this time.
14:38I mean, look around again.
14:39The place is half empty.
14:41She made this place her.
14:42And Dent.
14:43Yeah, Dent's the backbone.
14:44But Angie, well, she is the queen victory, isn't she?
14:47Yeah.
14:48It's like her consul, eh?
14:49Now he's looked like the ruddy potman.
14:50So what's the answer, eh?
14:51All right.
14:52Pauline says you was back.
14:53Could you take over from me, love?
14:54I'm freezing.
14:55Yeah, sure.
14:56Give a ladyship a brandy.
14:57Half a set of dinner, all right, then?
14:59Yeah.
15:00Don't know what day it is.
15:01Calling to Simon.
15:02Now neither has been.
15:03See you.
15:04All right, Tom.
15:05See you later, Dad.
15:06Yep.
15:07Don't tell me.
15:08Don't tell me.
15:09They're all open.
15:10Sharon couldn't give her monkeys.
15:11She had a right go at him earlier on.
15:12Really upset her to hear it.
15:13Yeah?
15:14Well, if you ask me, she's trying to handle it as best she can.
15:16It's the only way she knows.
15:17Yeah, he wants to talk to her, Caffey, doesn't he?
15:19No, but just...
15:23Did you see that?
15:25No, with business the way it is, I'm not supposed to see nothing, Caff.
15:28Yeah, I think I'll have this table and these two chairs in me Dad's workroom.
15:31Yeah, good idea, Caffey.
15:32What about the food?
15:33Oh, no, I'm gonna have the food and the booze in the kitchen.
15:35Have a nice, clear space in there.
15:36We'll be packed in like sardines.
15:37It'd be great, wouldn't it?
15:38We'll all be dancing cheek to cheek.
15:39Yeah, me and Cheryl are really looking forward to it.
15:41That's why I brought Vicky up so she can get her climate on.
15:44Ah, she's such a lovely baby, love.
15:45Yeah, do you think I ought to change a light bulb?
15:47Maybe an orange in here and a red in the kitchen, eh?
15:49Yeah, when do you see him bringing the cake over?
15:51Oh, no, he's making pizza at college at the moment.
15:53Who's coming tonight?
15:54Oh, you'll have to wait and see, won't you?
15:55What do you mind Dad buying it, Kel?
15:57Oh, they bought me this. Designer watch.
16:00And even Cassie remembered.
16:01She sent me some beads.
16:02She thinks I'm gonna wear them in the air.
16:04And a little card there.
16:05Oh, it's nice.
16:06Hello.
16:07Did I come in?
16:08Who is it?
16:09I bought the drinks that you ordered.
16:10Oh, right, yeah, if you wanna put them down there,
16:11I was gonna come and collect them in a minute.
16:12Yeah, I thought you might have plenty to do.
16:14So, this is where the party's gonna be, is it?
16:16That's right, yeah.
16:17Well, I hope you'll have a good time.
16:19I've paid to you, have you not?
16:20Er, yeah.
16:21Okay.
16:22All right, then.
16:23Oh, oh.
16:24Sorry.
16:25Cooey!
16:26It's only me.
16:27Who's got the key of the door?
16:30Hello.
16:31You made the steps all right then?
16:33Yes, dead slow.
16:34One of the time here, I brought you this, Kelvin.
16:36Oh, thanks, sir.
16:37I really appreciate that.
16:38And here's a little something for you, as you're setting up your own down here.
16:42Oh, what is it?
16:43A fez?
16:44Now, don't be silly.
16:45It's a spare for your, um...
16:48Oh, yeah.
16:49Oh, yeah, of course.
16:50It's nice, isn't it, love?
16:51Yeah, it's really imaginative, that, he said.
16:53Yes, well, we've got to have a bit of decorum, haven't we?
16:55At least that's what I was saying.
16:57Well, you know, Ethan, I'll invite you to me party, but I think you might get a bit squashed, eh?
17:00Yeah, trampled to death, eh?
17:01Yeah, but never mind.
17:02Have this instead and be with us in spirit, eh?
17:04Oh, you shouldn't, Kelvin.
17:07I ought to say no, but I can't.
17:10I'll just have a quiet little drink at home this evening and pretend I'm back here with you.
17:15Hey, Rhett, we've got a little surprise lined up for Kelvin tonight.
17:17Come in the pub tomorrow and I'll tell you all about it.
17:19Well, what's that, then?
17:20Never you mind.
17:21Cheers.
17:22Hi, Mum.
17:23Hello, love.
17:24Yeah, I'll have a cup and all.
17:25Yeah, you have that, Mum.
17:26I thought it was over a couple of doughnuts to cheer us up.
17:28Oh, you are a love.
17:30So was Dad when you left him?
17:32So, so.
17:33Don't suppose it really registered with him, did it?
17:35I tell you, I've been sitting in this laundrette all afternoon on me own.
17:38It's been really quiet.
17:40And I feel as though a great burden has been lifted from me shoulders.
17:43Really?
17:44Honestly, Cher, I've been dreading over the last few weeks every time I went home.
17:48I mean, I didn't know what I was going to find.
17:50I didn't know what to expect or what he was going to do next.
17:53Now, when I go home, it's going to be all calm.
17:56It'll just be me, Martin, and your gran.
17:59At least something good's come out of it.
18:01Yeah.
18:02I should be feeling guilty, I suppose.
18:03No, Mum.
18:04Me and Mark should be feeling guilty.
18:06No, Shell.
18:07We all make our own destinies.
18:09It's up to us how we make it work out.
18:14I feel like I'm changing all the time, do you know what I mean?
18:17You know, this time last year, I was a kid.
18:20Now I'm married.
18:21I've got a kid.
18:22I'm a woman.
18:23All right, Shell.
18:24Hey, you go to this party tonight?
18:26Yeah.
18:27Yeah, me and all.
18:28Touch and go, but I've paid me lucky bill
18:30and I've still had enough leftover to buy as a bottle.
18:33You've obviously had a lucky break.
18:35Here, when you've got a minute, nothing?
18:37Yeah, right-o, Pete.
18:38It's just a point that the one night we wanted quite gets really busy.
18:41Yeah, things to happen at the back, eh?
18:43Yeah, it looks like it.
18:44They've got quite a few new faces in.
18:46Well, it goes on like this.
18:47Have a kiss that party goodbye.
18:48I'll do us a favour.
18:49Pete, me and Shell are really looking forward to that.
18:50It's still a big social event of the year, hasn't it?
18:52Look, when you're ready.
18:53You'll have to stop messing about to serve Ian, will you?
18:55What's with you giving the orders?
18:57You're the new landlord or something.
18:59Someone's got to be in charge of that.
19:00Den's out.
19:01I ain't got sight of them all, don't you?
19:02I thought I'd have a word with Sharon in the morning.
19:04Yeah, tell her Den's not mad at her.
19:05Just upset.
19:08He's all right then, Mike.
19:09Ian, what's going on?
19:10Nothing, nothing.
19:11I keep hearing you wait till midnight.
19:12What have you got up to?
19:13It's just a little joke from a few of his friends.
19:15Don't worry, man.
19:16Just a little bit of arms fun, Michelle.
19:17I've heard everyone here.
19:19It's party time.
19:20Yay!
19:25Oh, I'm glad Den didn't see that little look.
19:27Off you go then, enough.
19:28Michelle's already gone without you, isn't she?
19:30And not at work to Kelb in about midnight.
19:32What's that?
19:33Oh, Ian, look who's out.
19:35Oh, watch her, mate.
19:36That's Trix.
19:37That's the van.
19:38I've sent her a few gigs.
19:39Excuse me, socks and that.
19:40So it's the birth...
19:41Oh, Ian's off.
19:42This can't help.
19:43Yeah, the birthday call isn't grown with women.
19:44Oh, please.
19:45Great party.
19:46Where's Sharon?
19:47Sharon, are you blind?
19:48Hey, Sharon.
19:49Come over here.
19:50We've got a surprise visit for you.
19:51Hello, how are you?
19:52Fine if you can discount life plan as usual dirty tricks.
19:53Oh, you've heard something about where he did?
19:54Apparently he took the East End peasants by a storm,
19:56so now he's trying his hand down in Twickenham.
19:57What with you, I'm conservatives.
19:58You know, I never did trust loudmouths and baseball camps.
20:01What are you doing?
20:02Is it all systems going for tonight?
20:04Look, don't worry.
20:05I just can't wait to see his face, that's all.
20:07What's the work about?
20:08Well...
20:09You should have invited them over, Carol.
20:10You what?
20:11I'll have them watch every move I make.
20:12Every time I hold something.
20:13Yeah, but they're making a big effort.
20:15Yeah, and every time I straighten your face.
20:17It makes me feel awkward.
20:18Every time I kiss him.
20:20Hey, where'd you find these, Simon?
20:21I haven't seen them in years.
20:22Biffle found them.
20:23Oh, I thought Paulie might have thrown them away.
20:24Always been favourites with me, Domino's.
20:25Yes, I like them when the pub's quiet.
20:26Oh, me too.
20:27Especially when we have the under-guarded attention of my nose.
20:29That's my pleasure, ladies.
20:30Oh, do you know, it's getting quite select in here.
20:31None of your riff-raff.
20:32If it gets any more select, we'll have to shut up shop.
20:33Yeah.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Yeah.
20:36Yeah.
20:37Yeah.
20:38Yeah.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Yeah.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Yeah.
20:49None of your riff-raff.
20:50If we get to send them all select, we'll have to shut up shop, won't we?
20:51Nice fence, Gran or Ethel.
20:52Oh, go on, Wixers.
20:53Everybody's welcome in the Queen bit.
20:56Famous for their hostility.
20:58Good.
20:59And you never know, Angie might change her mind and come back.
21:05Oh...
21:06Oh, listen to that, little Owen.
21:08Pull your finger out then, I'm gonna miss all the fun.
21:15I'm not all that at dancing.
21:22I'm not much good either.
21:24Michelle hasn't stopped.
21:25No, that's right.
21:27But I mean, that's good, isn't it?
21:28Just because I don't like dancing doesn't mean she shouldn't let her hair down.
21:33It's good for her to enjoy herself going.
21:35See, I'm not really into this sort of party.
21:38I prefer talking to people.
21:40I mean, if there's got to be music, I prefer it turned down and well in the background.
21:45Yeah, me too, really.
21:46But it's different for Shell because she's still quite a young girl.
21:49Really?
21:51Well, it's good to see her having a fling.
21:54She's had a lot of bad luck.
21:55I just want her to be happy.
21:56I don't know.
22:04Well, yeah, well away.
22:06Not much point in me saying, really.
22:08I expect Shell to be tired soon.
22:10We'll get home.
22:12Oh, all right.
22:14Hello.
22:14You're late.
22:15Yeah, well, I couldn't get here any sooner.
22:17Do you need a cup or something?
22:19Excuse me, I don't remember asking you.
22:21Well, I've got to keep an eye on Neymar.
22:22Oh, really?
22:24What a bottle.
22:25Well, that's something, I suppose, eh?
22:30Yeah, really, I think Sharon wants to dance.
22:31Yeah, come on, then.
22:32Here you go.
22:33Oh, through you go.
22:35Come on, she'll be back the way.
22:36We're at first.
22:37So where's your bird, then?
22:38Who do you mean?
22:39Tina, innit?
22:40That'd be telling.
22:41Charmy.
22:42I'm here with you tonight, so let's enjoy ourselves.
22:44Here, move on, Michelle.
22:45I want to dance with everyone.
22:46Come on, you have a dance with me.
22:48I want to dance with everyone.
22:49All right.
22:51She's just a young girl, really.
22:53You'd never think she had a baby, would you?
22:55Yeah.
22:55And we'll turn to be tough.
22:57The unity goes big.
22:59Sing out.
23:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:04Oh, oh, oh.
23:06Oh, oh, oh.
23:06What a racket.
23:07You're not jealous, are you?
23:09He could have asked us.
23:11We're not that old. Nimer's there.
23:13You and me class is an old married couple, all right?
23:16I bet the babies are there. Annie and Vicky.
23:19It's not right, Ali. All that noise could damage their eardrums.
23:22Babies have got very delicate ears.
23:24I'll give it a rest for you. We've got to be in bed.
23:26Hand had a call all night.
23:28What's the point of being in bed?
23:32Shut it, will you?
23:34There are people in this square trying to sleep.
23:38Two.
23:39Shut your mouth, will we?
23:42All right, all right, can we turn it down a minute, please?
23:44Just turn it on, all right?
23:45Oh, no.
23:47Get that music back up!
23:49All right, all right, now, before we want to have too much to drink,
23:52it's time to cut the cake.
23:55Kelvin is 18 today.
23:56Everything you most want to do, Kelvin, is now legal.
23:59What a man!
24:00Yeah, you're a man now, all right? Cut the cake.
24:02Happy birthday, Kelvin.
24:03Happy birthday, Kelvin.
24:04Happy birthday, Kelvin.
24:05Happy birthday, Kelvin.
24:06Happy birthday, Kelvin.
24:07Happy birthday, Kelvin.
24:08Happy birthday, Kelvin.
24:10It's great to be back.
24:11Yeah, let's nap, it's after cake.
24:13I'm thinking she's fine.
24:14Want a bit of cake?
24:15Yeah, when we've had that, we can make a move, couldn't we?
24:18Oh, leave off, not only half eleven.
24:21Yeah, but you've got a lot on tomorrow, haven't you?
24:23You've got to be up early for college and everything.
24:25Oh, leave us alone.
24:26I'm only thinking about your elf.
24:27thinking about your health. I mean, you know, you mustn't get overtired.
24:30He's such a sweetheart.
24:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:35I mean, you've been dancing all night, haven't you?
24:36Yeah, and there's still an hour to go before daylight.
24:39Just leave us alone, will you?
24:40I mean, you may be a married man with responsibilities, but tonight I'm not old.
24:43Have you got it?
24:44Well, I'm only thinking of you.
24:45Well, don't. I mean, there's a stack of records you have on this and so you get loads of booze left.
24:48Just let yourself go with me.
24:50Well, I don't really want it.
24:51You don't know how to. That's your problem.
24:53You've never been young, have you? You're such a middle-aged fuddy-duddy.
24:56Don't start.
24:56Well, leave us alone, then, eh?
24:58Just have some cake and take your tie out of there and you're wearing those glasses.
25:02I think you were born wearing those glasses.
25:03Come on, Barry, dance with me.
25:05Hey.
25:07If any of you want a left hand tonight, I'm doing a cab set tonight.
25:11Okay? Just bear it in mind.
25:12It's all right. Here again. Here goes another victim.
25:14That's it. You can get a crush.
25:16You're going to get an invite?
25:17No. You know all about it in the morning, guys.
25:20Go, try it.
25:21Here goes another victim.
25:22Good, good, good.
25:25Good.
25:35You're wasted, you all like that.
25:35You're wasted, you are, lad, lad.
25:48I saw you this dinner. I could say the same about you.
25:53Ian Lofty, I've had dinner. If you look after her, I'll take Vicky out for you.
25:56Well, Sharon...
26:05We'll all go home.
26:13Shut that booze at all.
26:20Did you hear me? I'm calling the law.
26:25Yoooo!
26:31Shut that in, Tiddles.
26:33Who is it?
26:34I'm sorry, Lou. I was just checking the engine.
26:37Shush.
26:37Ian, have you got Vicky in there?
26:38Be quiet. Wake her up.
26:40Neymar, please stop revving the engine.
26:41Look, my foot slipped.
26:42You! You!
26:43Sharon!
26:44It was please.
26:45Yeah.
26:46If you can't beat and join them, that's what I'll say.
26:49And you can tell Kelvin that if it's chucking out time down there,
26:54they'll come over to me.
26:56Ooh!
26:57I can't if I want to adopt it.
27:03I can't if I want to adopt it.
27:05That's good.
27:06Wait, wait.
27:07I was enjoying that.
27:08This is it now, legs?
27:09What are you up to now?
27:10Right, let the dog see the rabbit.
27:25Come on, wait on, do your stuff.
27:27What's going on?
27:27Oh, God.
27:28What's his big round?
27:29Hey!
27:30Oh, no.
27:31Oh, no.
27:31Oh, Kelvin.
27:32Oh, no.
27:33Oh, no.
27:34Oh, no.
27:36Oh, no.
27:36Oh, no.
27:37Oh, no.
27:38Oh, no.
27:39Oh, no.
27:40Oh, no.
27:41Happy birthday.
27:42Happy birthday.
27:43Happy birthday.
27:44Yeah.
27:44Yay.
27:45Yay.
27:45Yay.
27:46Yay.
27:46Yay.
27:47Yay.
27:47Yay.
27:48Yay.
27:48Yay.
27:49Yay.
27:49Yay.
27:50Yay.
27:51Next, stay with drama as we find another case for our lovable rogue.
27:57And antiques expert, it's lovejoy.
28:00And antiques expert, it's lovejoy.