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Simon Cowell's known for being a bit nasty to contestants on the TV shows he judges ... but, a couple wanted him to get nasty in the bedroom too -- asking him to judge them while they did the deed.

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00:00Simon Cowell has been an incredible judge on television, right?
00:05A huge success with American Idol, America's Got Talent, X Factor.
00:10The man knows judging.
00:12Honestly, he is probably more recognizable as a judge than the Supreme Court.
00:18You know what?
00:19To most of America, I think you were right.
00:22Absolutely.
00:22They would recognize him more than they would any of the Supreme Court judges.
00:25Did you hear, actually, I'm sorry for the aside.
00:27Chief Justice John Roberts gave a speech, I think, over the weekend.
00:31And he was talking about how recognizable he is.
00:35And he said, I am so unrecognizable that somebody came up to me and said, I know you.
00:40I know you're.
00:41You're on TV.
00:42No, he said, you're John Bonner.
00:45You're Congressman Bonner.
00:46Yeah.
00:47Oh, well, you know what?
00:48He does kind of look like him.
00:50But it was actually.
00:51He can't even get.
00:52He can't even get right.
00:54He said, Chief Justice.
00:55Well, Simon Cowell would not have any such problem, which might explain why he got an
01:00offer to judge something I'm fairly certain he has never judged before.
01:07But it's a good offer.
01:09It's a very good offer.
01:10Six figures.
01:11And it's a one-time gig, I believe.
01:13Right.
01:14Here's what he had to say.
01:15Most people have to pay for this.
01:16One time.
01:17It's a true story.
01:18I was in a restaurant and this guy comes up to me and he said, you know, I love your
01:24show.
01:25Thank you very much.
01:26Would you take a picture?
01:27Sure.
01:28This is my wife.
01:29Nice to meet you.
01:31Would you judge us having sex?
01:33I'm like, are you winding me up?
01:35They went, no, we'll pay you.
01:37How much?
01:38And it was actually was a lot of money.
01:40I thought, do I?
01:42No, I just can't do it.
01:44It was 150 grand.
01:45It was 150 grand, yeah.
01:47Here's what I love.
01:47He asked how much.
01:49Right.
01:49He didn't say no.
01:51He wanted to know how much.
01:53So he has a price.
01:54Yeah, I was going to say what the follow-up question should be is what the price is.
01:57Because, I mean, 150K, that probably isn't much to Simon Cowell, right?
02:01The guy's worth millions and millions of dollars.
02:03But also.
02:04But for most likely a 10-minute gig.
02:06Right.
02:06You don't want to see just anyone have sex.
02:08I also need to know what these people looked like.
02:10Right?
02:10Oh, that doesn't matter.
02:11That's during it as well.
02:13Okay, okay, right.
02:14You just act like that's not relevant to you.
02:16It isn't relevant.
02:17If you're getting 150, look, all right, what if they offer 200,000?
02:22150,000.
02:23Okay, the uglier you are, the more you have to offer.
02:25Sure.
02:26All right?
02:26Yes.
02:27So what if they offered 300,000?
02:29I know.
02:29He's going to have a price at some point, right?
02:32I mean, he's going to.
02:33The fact that he asked how much.
02:36Simon has a price.
02:37So if you're really good looking to you, just say, look, we'll give you 20 bucks.
02:40We'll keep going.
02:41Come on.

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