My Very Royal Romance Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:11You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:27You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:29Okay?
00:00:30What can't be happening?
00:00:33I'm afraid it sucks the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance has expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay?
00:00:59Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I gonna do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me, are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that gotta do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16A deluxe mail order.
00:01:20Ride service?
00:01:21Hello?
00:01:22Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:26We found you a bidder.
00:01:27As if you're on minimum wage.
00:01:28Hello?
00:01:29Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:30We found you a bidder.
00:01:32We found you a bidder.
00:02:16Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:46Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:53I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:58She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:14If either of you step foot in this palace again,
00:03:19I will have you both executed for treatment.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:25Guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:41It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:44And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:49I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:03I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:06But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:10You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:36Harry Douglas.
00:04:48Spread your arms, please.
00:04:49Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:54Is that really necessary?
00:04:58Your bag, please.
00:05:00You're not my date, are you?
00:05:03I shouldn't have signed up for this.
00:05:05No, I'm sorry.
00:05:06I think I'm just going to go.
00:05:07Ma'am?
00:05:07Really, honestly, I can't...
00:05:08Your Highness.
00:05:15Prince Edward.
00:05:23His Royal Highness, Prince Edward Pierceman of Australia.
00:05:26That's yourself.
00:05:28Harry Douglas of Queens.
00:05:31Not a bad start.
00:05:33This is a joke, right?
00:05:34I mean, why would a prince need a male-lord or bride?
00:05:38Have I read your profile?
00:05:39You're smart.
00:05:41Beautiful.
00:05:42Talented.
00:05:44But you're hiding something.
00:05:46You don't want money.
00:05:47You need it.
00:05:49You don't know anything about me.
00:05:50Precisely.
00:05:52So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like
00:05:56all the rest?
00:05:56You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:06:10Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:13No.
00:06:16Follow her.
00:06:17How are you feeling today?
00:06:25Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:28We're just worried about you.
00:06:33What's wrong?
00:06:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:36What?
00:06:37Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:38Oh, what the hell are you doing here?
00:06:42Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:45It's all right.
00:06:46We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:50I apologize, Miss Douglas.
00:06:55Could I have a word outside?
00:06:56You're doing this for your sister.
00:07:06Well done.
00:07:07Gold star for the prince.
00:07:09If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:14Anything she needs.
00:07:16Wait, you're serious?
00:07:18Yes.
00:07:20But if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:26What now?
00:07:53I love you, Sarah.
00:07:56Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:09What?
00:08:09So you just kissed me and left?
00:08:10I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:12But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:16Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:19And it's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:21And fast.
00:08:23Your new life.
00:08:24It starts now.
00:08:37Mom?
00:08:38This is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:42Oh, hi.
00:08:43Um, greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:46My God.
00:09:03Did she never even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:06God, I'm sorry.
00:09:16Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:20So you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:25I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:31Sorry you ended up with a dad, but, um...
00:09:34Hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:37Run away before the wedding.
00:09:40Come with me.
00:09:45Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:49Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:53I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:09:57We're already late for our first appointment.
00:10:02Oh, Odd beschese, boo-uppered husband.
00:10:05Poor lad.
00:10:06Play the book.
00:10:07I'm remembered.
00:10:07All right.
00:10:08Bye.
00:10:08Bye.
00:10:08Bye-bye.
00:10:09pater아니ia.
00:10:10Bye.
00:10:10Bye.
00:10:13Bye.
00:10:13Bye.
00:10:18çš„ time.
00:10:24Bye.
00:10:28Bye.
00:10:30Bye.
00:10:31Bye.
00:10:31Bye.
00:10:32From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:11:01Yes, queen?
00:11:02Or should I say, yes, future queen?
00:11:06I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:09Let's drop those heels.
00:11:12Why did everyone find a savage?
00:11:23Isn't it obvious?
00:11:24She's a whore.
00:11:25He must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:31She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:37Go away.
00:11:43So this is true?
00:11:53Who are you?
00:11:54Your predecessor.
00:12:00You have a very pretty face.
00:12:05If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:09Is that a threat?
00:12:11No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:12Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:24And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:28Harry?
00:12:37Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:40Harry?
00:12:44Harry?
00:12:45Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:05My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:08That's great, Harry, I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:13Oh, gotta go.
00:13:14Dog's here.
00:13:15Love you.
00:13:17Love you.
00:13:21Harry?
00:13:23Harry?
00:13:24It's your big day.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:35Let's get this over with.
00:13:38You look radiant.
00:14:01I'm sorry.
00:14:02It's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:05My father is...
00:14:06I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:08Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:15Prince Edward, your vows.
00:14:18Harry, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:26With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:33Let her shower our lives until they are well spent, and spend them well together.
00:14:40Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:46I do.
00:14:47And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:52I do.
00:14:59And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:03You may kiss the bride.
00:15:07Arrest that man!
00:15:10Arrest that man!
00:15:12What's the meaning of this?
00:15:18You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:21Explain yourself.
00:15:23Last night, the Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:30What fiancé?
00:15:31Princess Dima.
00:15:40I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:42And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:45That is a lie.
00:15:46Take him away.
00:15:49You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:52Ari?
00:15:53Ari?
00:15:56Ari!
00:15:58Ari!
00:16:01Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:08You scoundrel!
00:16:10It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:14What do you care?
00:16:16Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:20What happened to you?
00:16:22We used to be like brothers.
00:16:24If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:26I'd already have the crown.
00:16:29That's what this is about.
00:16:31Discredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:33It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:36My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:39He was the younger twin!
00:16:40By what?
00:16:41Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:43Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:47And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:52I am.
00:16:55But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:58Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:03They won't stand anyway.
00:17:05Oh, they will.
00:17:05I have every high court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:11If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:16I don't know.
00:17:46I've reached the chickens, hens, but it's all out of hens. Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:16I'll clock you back.
00:18:28That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:38I'll clock you back.
00:18:50It's an honor to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:19:02I wish I could say the same.
00:19:05It's good that you're here, though. Sign this.
00:19:07An annulment agreement?
00:19:11Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:17Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:20I can't.
00:19:22I can't.
00:19:23You can and you will.
00:19:26No.
00:19:27Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancelled tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:32Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:35This feels wrong.
00:19:44Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:47Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:52You asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown. So I did.
00:20:13The girls are commoner.
00:20:15No, father. She is my wife.
00:20:20I will not let you change that.
00:20:33I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:35I don't want your apologies.
00:20:38I want the truth.
00:20:41Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:44No.
00:20:47My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:50Why should I believe you?
00:20:52Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:20:56I don't know.
00:20:58I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:04When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:09And then I found you.
00:21:11We barely know each other.
00:21:12We barely know each other.
00:21:13Then give me a chance.
00:21:16I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:19And it resonated with me because I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:25Oh, Edward.
00:21:30Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:35And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:38I am innocent.
00:21:41Edward, you're shaking.
00:22:00I never kissed the bride.
00:22:02It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:27This hospital is amazing.
00:22:30I can't believe you did all of this for any of my family, Edward.
00:22:33I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:40Mom?
00:22:42Mom?
00:22:44What's wrong?
00:22:46Mom?
00:22:47I didn't listen to Copa.
00:23:04So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights were alive?
00:23:07It wasn't like that.
00:23:10That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:12otherwise. Edward is paying for him these treatments. He's the reason that she's in
00:23:18this hospital. Why? What does he get out of it? Me. You sold yourself to him? Is that
00:23:28what you're telling me? Friendly, Mom. Friendly.
00:23:33Friendly. This is Dr. Mortimer, my private physician. I recommend we perform a stem cell
00:23:45transplant right away. It's risky, but it could save Henley's life. Ari, your medical
00:23:52record shows you could be an ideal donor. Just show me where to sign, Doc. I don't even
00:23:57know this person. She can be a quack. If Edward trusts him, then so do I.
00:24:03We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:20Mom. Oh, sweetheart, here. Have some water.
00:24:27He hasn't left your side. I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:33I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:36Henley. She's still sleeping. But the surgery was a success. I can't believe what you did
00:24:45for your sister. Selling yourself to this man. What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:24:54It's all lies, Mom. Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:24:57Doctor. Ari's awake.
00:25:00Dr. Ari's awake.
00:25:04Ember!
00:25:06Ember!
00:25:09Ember!
00:25:13Ember!
00:25:15I've lost my mom!
00:25:18Ember!
00:25:23Ellen!
00:25:45Look at Joseph, Pop!
00:25:53I'm not you, pal.
00:26:00That wasn't very nice.
00:26:02Field trip's over.
00:26:04We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:06Now.
00:26:23How are you feeling now?
00:26:31Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:34They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:36He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:40Try to push out your mind.
00:26:42I can't.
00:26:44I can't stop thinking about how close I came to losing you.
00:26:48I nearly lost you.
00:26:50You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:55Why?
00:26:57You know why.
00:27:00Say it, Ari.
00:27:04Say it.
00:27:06Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:12I can't let you go.
00:27:20Do you have anything to do with her?
00:27:21No.
00:27:22No.
00:27:23We can't do it.
00:27:24I don't like it.
00:27:25I can't the back.
00:27:26I can't do it.
00:27:27No.
00:27:30No.
00:27:31Let's go.
00:27:33No.
00:27:34No!
00:27:35No.
00:27:36No!
00:27:37You want the to come.
00:27:38No.
00:27:39You want the love of your sister?
00:27:40No?
00:27:41No.
00:27:42No, no, no.
00:27:43No.
00:27:45hello sorry did i wake you
00:28:11oh wow again
00:28:13yeah well he's gonna take us to breakfast but we're not allowed to be
00:28:17percy so much for this being a safe room sorry your highnesses but we need to get you back
00:28:29to australia right away but i wanted to see henley first yes and i wanted to get some answers from
00:28:35the assassin well that could be difficult he's just been murdered in a cell someone didn't want
00:28:39to talk marcus
00:28:42i know it's not the perfect honeymoon but we used to spend every christmas at oakville when i was a
00:28:59boy it was my mother's favorite place no wonder it's beautiful
00:29:05can i help you sir i'm here to escort prince edward and princess ra on their honeymoon
00:29:18prince edward is welcome the lady is not excuse me
00:29:22king's orders your highness he doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family
00:29:28how dare you question my wife to just missy i'll have you discharged i'll deal with this
00:29:38let us through you lad that's an order your order doesn't outtrack the king's
00:29:46actually in matters of security it does there's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince
00:29:51and the princess do you want their deaths on your conscience
00:29:55easy i'm sorry my love this is outrageous oh believe me this is not my first traffic fight
00:30:08let me show you how we resolve things the american way
00:30:11well you've been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine kit
00:30:30no i like this better than the palace it feels more i don't know
00:30:54like home yeah if your home has 23 bathrooms 30 000 acres and a dozen horses
00:31:00says unsure oh you'll love this every christmas we used to put a plane for the adults
00:31:10aww were you peter pan one year and uh here is my costume from the nutcracker
00:31:18oh prince charming
00:31:25at your service mille oh my hero
00:31:31it suits you
00:31:37well maybe our kids will wear these one day
00:31:40good practice for the real thing
00:31:43ah another family tradition my first kill in fact
00:31:53wait you killed this stag
00:31:57edward that's horrible
00:32:00edward that's horrible
00:32:03well no it's heritage
00:32:06there are mounts here dating back to the 18th century
00:32:11oh really and did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads
00:32:14you're being ridiculous
00:32:18me
00:32:18i find it ridiculous no barbaric that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport
00:32:23and we don't butcher them
00:32:26we have the utmost respect for our game
00:32:28your game
00:32:30your game
00:32:31if you had respect for your game
00:32:34you wouldn't call it your game
00:32:35god how could i have been so wrong about you
00:32:37what does that mean
00:32:39you're just like one of them
00:32:41a little snob with a big gun
00:32:43you're judging me because of my class
00:32:47yes
00:32:48killing things to impress people
00:32:50it's horrible
00:32:51beg your pardon
00:32:52not now percy
00:32:54apologies your highnesses
00:32:56but i think you're going to want to see this
00:32:58how are you feeling now your highness
00:33:03see for yourself
00:33:04edward has to face justice
00:33:12we can't be ruled by a criminal
00:33:15the prince is innocent until proven guilty
00:33:18and he'll have his day in court
00:33:21there is something else you should know about him
00:33:24darling
00:33:25he called off our wedding
00:33:28so that he could marry an american prostitute named arie douglas
00:33:33how dare they
00:33:34these people are not fit to wear the crown
00:33:38we'd make a better king and queen than my cousin edward and his yank whore
00:33:43a persuasive argument
00:33:45let's hope the public disagrees
00:33:51you've not only brought this family into disrepute edward
00:33:55but the crown itself
00:33:57you really believe the accusations
00:34:00well they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner
00:34:03i'll give you one last chance to end this farce
00:34:07sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press
00:34:11no
00:34:15arie is my wife
00:34:18now and forever
00:34:20so be it
00:34:23your marriage stands
00:34:25you honor me father
00:34:27i'm not only father to you
00:34:29i'm father to this nation
00:34:31and i will not have you jeopardize the crown
00:34:34xavier
00:34:36you shall be my successor
00:34:39and the new crown prince of estria
00:34:42you can't do that
00:34:47it goes against convention but these are unconventional times
00:34:51no you can't
00:34:53do that because i don't want it
00:34:55it's not about what you want
00:34:57we're at war with your cousin
00:34:59and maybe with latina soon too
00:35:01we need a show of strength
00:35:04giving into marcus's games
00:35:06that's a show of strength
00:35:08it wipes the slate clean
00:35:11xavier will be the new face of the monarchy
00:35:14you'll marry a woman of stature
00:35:17and sire and heir
00:35:21huh
00:35:23are you blind?
00:35:27do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:29what are you talking about now?
00:35:31i won't marry
00:35:35i won't have an heir
00:35:36and i won't be king
00:35:39because i'm gay
00:35:42the monarchy is above sexuality xavier
00:35:47it's your crown too tight around the cranium
00:35:50i'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie
00:35:55what have i done to deserve these boys?
00:35:57you know that's a good question
00:36:00you have two incredible brave sons
00:36:03but you didn't do anything to deserve them
00:36:05no i'm warning you father
00:36:07honestly it's okay i've got this
00:36:10you think i'm scared of you maxwell?
00:36:13i'm not
00:36:14i'm just so disappointed
00:36:16you see i never met my dad
00:36:19and when we first met i thought i would finally feel what it's like to have a real father
00:36:24and now honestly i'm
00:36:27i'm i wish i'd never found out
00:36:30you say you're father to the nation
00:36:33you're not even a good father to your own sons
00:36:35you're not even a good father to your own sons
00:36:40thank you
00:36:45thank you
00:36:51what's this?
00:36:56oh that's black pudding
00:36:58it's um made from blood
00:37:01you don't have to eat it
00:37:04no no it's fine i'll try it
00:37:07actually i wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stack thing
00:37:13after our argument with your dad i kind of i realized how different our upbringings were
00:37:19it wasn't fair to judge you for that
00:37:22i appreciate that
00:37:25and um
00:37:27what you said to him too
00:37:41morning
00:37:41the king has arranged for princess are to make her first public appearance
00:37:48what?
00:37:48he said and i quote
00:37:51um
00:37:51put that girl on tv
00:37:53she's got some fire in her belly
00:37:55she thinks we can beat marcus by winning over the people
00:37:58well that is great news
00:38:00he did have one stipulation
00:38:02you're to return to the palace ma'am
00:38:05for lessons in etiquette
00:38:06and he'll be your personal tutor
00:38:09princess ariana
00:38:22princess ariana
00:38:22forgive me
00:38:23forgive me
00:38:26my behavior has been unbecoming
00:38:33yeah i don't really know what that means but um apologies accepted
00:38:38estrians respect their kings but they love their queens
00:38:42so we have to work on your decorum
00:38:46thankfully you'll be learning from the best
00:38:48that's not a very decorum-y thing to say your majesty
00:38:51the word you're looking for is decorous
00:38:53and i'm not talking about myself
00:38:55i'm talking about your mother-in-law
00:38:58christmas is a time of joy
00:39:06notice her posture
00:39:08and of her
00:39:09her poise
00:39:10you're straight up
00:39:11and kind
00:39:12as though you have an iron rod
00:39:13across the street
00:39:14to everyone
00:39:15this is your etiquette lesson
00:39:17not mine
00:39:17repeat after
00:39:19my husband and i
00:39:20my husband and i
00:39:22would like to wish you
00:39:24a very merry christmas
00:39:25well you said all the words in the right order
00:39:29what was she like
00:39:33a lot like you
00:39:35she had a very kind way with people
00:39:38her charity work was her life
00:39:40boys were devastated to lose her
00:39:43and you
00:39:46it's never been the same
00:39:52without her
00:39:53she's an inspiration
00:40:00yes
00:40:01our next queen has a lot to live up to
00:40:04good evening
00:40:10tonight i'm joined by prince edward's new bride
00:40:13princess ariana
00:40:14welcome your royal highness
00:40:16good evening
00:40:17esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage
00:40:21could you tell us more about how you met prince edward
00:40:23we met in my hometown of queens
00:40:26edward found that very um serendipitous
00:40:29princess dima alerts that you were working as a prostitute there
00:40:33no that is not true
00:40:34so you're calling your fellow princess a liar
00:40:37she was misinformed
00:40:39to be clear
00:40:40did prince edward ever paid you for your services
00:40:43no not not in that way
00:40:45so he has paid you
00:40:46i'd rather not discuss
00:40:48ma'am
00:40:48the public has a right to know who their new princess really is
00:40:52so i would ask you again
00:40:54did prince edward ever pay you for your services
00:40:57all right yes he paid for me
00:41:16i was his mail order bride
00:41:18and maybe that's just as much as scandal
00:41:20but marrying prince edward is the best thing that i have ever done
00:41:23my sister was fighting cancer
00:41:29and i needed the money to save her
00:41:31and he gave me that
00:41:32but he gave me so much more
00:41:35i'm not talking about the crown
00:41:37or the castles
00:41:39i'm talking about his love
00:41:41and his kindness
00:41:42and his respect
00:41:43and yes
00:41:47i am calling princess dima a liar
00:41:49i don't know why she wants to ruin us
00:41:51maybe she's bitter
00:41:52because edward didn't forgive her
00:41:54after she was caught cheating on him with prince marcus
00:41:57you can ask her about that
00:41:59but what i do know
00:42:01is edward is a good man
00:42:03and yes this started out as a transaction for sure
00:42:06i needed the money to save my sister
00:42:09and he needed to be saved
00:42:11for marrying a woman that he didn't love
00:42:13but now my sister is getting better
00:42:15and edward has a wife who couldn't love him more
00:42:19it's about time you started fighting back
00:42:34nice performance
00:42:37really appealing to the old heartstrings
00:42:40it wasn't a performance
00:42:41it's always a performance princess
00:42:44only the people they don't want love stories
00:42:47they want dirt
00:42:49that's why i'll win
00:42:51because i'm not afraid to get my hands dirty
00:42:53as we discovered in new york
00:42:56are you referring to the assassination attempt
00:42:59in fact i'm the only reason you're still breathing
00:43:02what
00:43:05it was lathina who wanted you dead
00:43:07but i convinced king ithin to
00:43:10hold off
00:43:12for now
00:43:13see he's willing to let you live
00:43:16so long as you
00:43:17give my airship to you
00:43:19clever boy
00:43:21make all the threats you want
00:43:24i will prove my innocence in court
00:43:27oh even if you are somehow able to convince my judge
00:43:33that dima's the one lying
00:43:34you won't convince her father
00:43:36if you're found not guilty
00:43:39he'll simply declare war
00:43:40you just can't win
00:43:43your highness
00:43:44we're getting record engagements on our socials
00:43:47people are going crazy for their new princess
00:43:49maybe they do want love stories after all
00:43:54oh here's a good one
00:44:04starting a petition to rename princess harry the queen of spades
00:44:09because she just buried princess dima live on tv
00:44:11princess harry is the best american import since
00:44:16fried chicken waffles
00:44:18god you don't actually eat that do you
00:44:22um your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood
00:44:25fair
00:44:34your wife's a sensation in the nation
00:44:37father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off
00:44:41speaking of
00:44:42this is this
00:44:44princess harry should give this year's christmas speech
00:44:47king maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner
00:44:50yes i saw that one
00:44:53in fact
00:44:54it gave me an idea
00:44:58ma'am
00:44:59we're ready for you
00:45:00ready for what
00:45:06whenever you're ready your highness
00:45:10my fellow estrians
00:45:13you know that feels pretty strange to say
00:45:15i'm sure you're used to spending your christmases with king maxwell
00:45:19but surprise you've got me this year
00:45:22you know my own christmases are usually spent with my family
00:45:26my sister and my mom and me
00:45:29and yet here i am giving a speech to all of you
00:45:32but it still feels the same
00:45:35it feels like family
00:45:37because you have opened your hearts to me
00:45:40and made me feel at home here
00:45:42so from the bottom of my heart
00:45:45thank you
00:45:46and merry christmas from the palace
00:45:49you were amazing
00:45:55we'll upload it to your new channel tonight
00:45:58i just wish my family was really here
00:46:00well i think you'll like your present then
00:46:08merry christmas harry
00:46:09no i can't believe you're actually here
00:46:17i can't believe you're here
00:46:19you're a goddamn princess
00:46:20ari what you did for me
00:46:24i can never repay you
00:46:26well you're getting better is payment enough
00:46:28oh cool
00:46:30i guess you won't be needing your present then
00:46:32to first
00:46:33i wanted to get you something to say thank you
00:46:36it's not quite crown jewels level
00:46:39but
00:46:39thank you hen
00:46:49where's your half
00:46:51i don't need it
00:46:52you already gave me a part of yourself with a transplant
00:46:56and now you'll have a part of me too
00:46:58oh hen
00:46:59ari
00:47:05i know you did all this for me
00:47:07but are you really happy here
00:47:10i don't know
00:47:13i guess my life is just really different now
00:47:17edward
00:47:29have you heard from your lawyers
00:47:31they've hired a pi to look into marcus's bribery of state officials
00:47:35but
00:47:36he's covered his tracks
00:47:38i'm not sure we can beat him
00:47:42ari
00:47:44there's a new year street party tonight
00:47:45we have to go
00:47:46you're not well enough
00:47:47i've been here a whole week
00:47:49and you haven't let me out once
00:47:50i want to go see estria
00:47:51yeah there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better
00:47:54but i feel fine
00:47:55i promise
00:47:55i know henley
00:47:56we're working on a strategy for edward's trial
00:47:59we really don't have time for this
00:48:00she's been cooped up for months
00:48:07must have been tough
00:48:09henley
00:48:17henley look i'm really sorry
00:48:20we can we can celebrate here if you like
00:48:22henley
00:48:23please look i'm sorry can i come in
00:48:25damn it henley
00:48:33hey have you seen this girl
00:48:41oh my god princess ari
00:48:42please please she's missing and she's my sister so
00:48:46oh yeah she's just there doing some shots
00:48:49what
00:48:50what are you even doing here
00:48:55ari please enough for the grown up boys
00:48:58you're still in recovery and you're underage
00:49:00i'm not in this country
00:49:01we're going home
00:49:02ari please
00:49:03just let me have one night
00:49:05i never thought i'd get to see another new year
00:49:08i knew you'd pull the cats off
00:49:10fine
00:49:13but no more drinking
00:49:14love you sis
00:49:25five four three two one
00:49:30happy year
00:49:32yeah
00:49:32come on
00:49:45just having some fun
00:49:47don't you get it i'm a public figure now
00:49:50i have more important things to worry about than fun
00:49:52fine
00:49:52go back to your prince
00:49:54and your palace
00:49:55and your fancy new life
00:49:57i'm sorry that i wanted to spend time with my sister
00:50:00i guess she's just too important for that now
00:50:03it's not what it looks like
00:50:20it's not what it looks like
00:50:33this creek grabbed me for like half a second before i threw him off
00:50:39i'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo
00:50:42edward
00:50:44speak to me
00:50:46even if that is true
00:50:49this is on every front page the day before my trial begins
00:50:53well dean marcus must be behind it
00:50:56it's another smear campaign
00:50:58it's working
00:51:00this will lose us the country's support just when we need it the most
00:51:04court is now in session
00:51:26the prosecution may call its first witness
00:51:29thank you your honor
00:51:31the prosecution calls
00:51:34captain harry percy
00:51:36to the stand
00:51:37do you swear to tell the truth
00:51:47the whole truth and nothing but the truth
00:51:49i do
00:51:50captain percy
00:51:55you are prince edward's bodyguard
00:51:58are you not
00:51:59i am
00:52:01you go everywhere with him don't you
00:52:03i do
00:52:05did you go with him to visit princess demon
00:52:07on the night of your soul
00:52:09i did
00:52:11captain percy
00:52:13did you witness prince edward
00:52:16physically attack princess demon
00:52:18that night
00:52:19i did
00:52:23i just don't understand why percy would lie
00:52:36yeah i know it sucks
00:52:38he was really hot
00:52:40i'm really not a mood hen
00:52:42i'm sorry
00:52:43marie
00:52:44i don't know what you want me to say
00:52:46you mean percy clearly worship you guys
00:52:48i guess that human trash bag marcus
00:52:51probably got to him the same way he got to the judge
00:52:53huh
00:52:55what
00:52:56the bruises
00:52:58we know edward didn't give them to dima
00:53:00sure it was marcus
00:53:01yeah
00:53:02but we always assumed they were working together
00:53:04right
00:53:05but what if marcus was manipulating dima
00:53:08forcing her to blame her injuries on edward
00:53:11oh my god
00:53:13hen i could kiss you right now
00:53:16oh
00:53:16i need to go and speak to my fellow princess
00:53:19it's judgment day for prince edward
00:53:22and his bodyguard's demon testimony
00:53:25can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict
00:53:27and here she comes
00:53:29princess erie
00:53:30just listen to those boos
00:53:34she's of course caught up in her own adulty scandal
00:53:39and this could be as well a dark day for the whole couple
00:53:42dima
00:53:47what do you want
00:53:50it's not too late to stop this
00:53:53why would i want to do that
00:53:55well i believe it's prince marcus who's been hurting you
00:53:59and forced you to blame it on edward
00:54:00we're facing another beating or worse
00:54:02but it's okay you don't have to be scared anymore
00:54:04i can make you safe
00:54:06oh
00:54:08ahri
00:54:09thank you
00:54:13thank you
00:54:17it's the best joke i've ever heard
00:54:27you poor naive girl
00:54:33did you really think my brain-dead fiance was behind all this
00:54:37i just made him believe it was all his idea
00:54:40our affair in the throne room
00:54:42bribing the judge
00:54:44i even had to force him to hit me
00:54:46he thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne
00:54:51and what is it really about
00:54:55bringing down the pierce ones
00:54:59for generations they've looked down their noses at little athena
00:55:03we've been invaded and attacked too many times to count
00:55:08and yet my father sent me here to marry your loser prince
00:55:13so i decided to use marcus to divide the family
00:55:18bring them down from the inside
00:55:21i didn't factor you in of course but clearly i needn't have worried about edward's dollar store princess
00:55:27you'll soon be forgotten
00:55:30a side note in the downfall of the estrian royal family
00:55:34oh
00:55:36chop chop
00:55:38time to hear your husband's guilty verdict
00:55:40you won't get away with this
00:55:41oh darling
00:55:43i already have
00:55:44oh here they are
00:55:48princess dima
00:55:52did you know that this conversation with princess arie
00:55:55was recorded and live streamed on other social media
00:55:57what
00:55:59who's the naive one now
00:56:01you devious little bitch
00:56:05i learned from the best
00:56:07if you ever
00:56:11threaten my family again
00:56:13i will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for
00:56:17okay
00:56:18you all right
00:56:20yes where's edward
00:56:21the judge has found him guilty
00:56:24wait
00:56:27i have new evidence that proves that prince edward is innocent
00:56:31i've already passed my judgment
00:56:34the prince is guilty as charged
00:56:37well your honor
00:56:38i also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict
00:56:41how dare you
00:56:43bailiff
00:56:44stop right there
00:56:46this sham is over
00:56:48you hold no authority here
00:56:51this is the crown court is it not
00:56:53i am the living embodiment of the crown and i revoke
00:56:57your spurious guilty verdict
00:56:59and i charge you prince marcus and princess dima with treason
00:57:05arrest them
00:57:06you saved me again
00:57:28looks like prince charlie's not the only hero around here
00:57:32come
00:57:43you wanted to see us father
00:57:48i owe you an apology edward
00:57:52you're never capable of such violence
00:57:54you've always been a man of peace
00:57:56and larry
00:57:57you share the same compassion and charisma
00:58:01as edward's mother had in spades
00:58:03you'll make a great queen
00:58:05thank you father
00:58:08of course we do still have to work on the decorum
00:58:11how we have plenty of time for that pops
00:58:13actually
00:58:15the public are thirsty for new blood and
00:58:19well i'm ready for a rest
00:58:21so i've decided to abdicate the throne to you two young upstarts
00:58:25good luck
00:58:27your royal highness
00:58:45we're going to new york percy
00:58:47and we need protection
00:58:48i might let you down
00:58:51forget about it
00:58:52you were looking out for your family and i get that
00:58:54so shave that stubble soldier
00:58:57we got a plane to catch
00:58:58yes ma'am
00:59:02good morning
00:59:08we're very happy to
00:59:09sorry
00:59:11um
00:59:12we're very happy to welcome you all here today
00:59:15as you know
00:59:16my sister recently beat cancer
00:59:18it was a hard battle
00:59:23and to pay for it i became a princess
00:59:25but that's not really an option for most people
00:59:29so
00:59:31that's why we've opened henley's house
00:59:34a place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment
00:59:38so um
00:59:42please welcome the woman of the hour
00:59:45henley douglas
00:59:46i now declare
00:59:50henley's house
00:59:51open
00:59:52well i can't believe you made yourself first patient of henley's house
01:00:01oh god
01:00:02i can't go through this again
01:00:05but your belly aching mom
01:00:06not every belly ache is a tumor
01:00:08do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma
01:00:11well
01:00:14something did come up on this test results folks
01:00:17it's cancer
01:00:19we cursed
01:00:20no it's not cancer
01:00:22kidney stones
01:00:23liver disease
01:00:24what
01:00:25you're having a royal baby eric
01:00:27oh my goodness
01:00:29our lives are about to change forever
01:00:45in more ways than you know
01:00:48i love you
01:00:58i love you too
01:00:59you're having a royal baby
01:01:00you're having a royal baby
01:01:01you're having a royal baby
01:01:01you're having a royal baby
01:01:02you're having a royal baby
01:01:03you're having a royal baby
01:01:04you're having a royal baby
01:01:05you're having a royal baby
01:01:05you're having a royal baby
01:01:06you're having a royal baby
01:01:07you're having a royal baby
01:01:08you're having a royal baby
01:01:08you're having a royal baby
01:01:09you're having a royal baby
01:01:10you're having a royal baby
01:01:10you're having a royal baby
01:01:11you're having a royal baby
01:01:12you're having a royal baby
01:01:12you're having a royal baby
01:01:13you're having a royal baby
01:01:14you're having a royal baby
01:01:15you're having a royal baby
01:01:16you're having a royal baby
01:01:17you're having a royal baby
01:01:18you're having a royal baby
01:01:19you're having a royal baby
01:01:20you're having a royal baby