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00:00Hello?
00:02Yes, hello.
00:16This is Mr. Osazer from the customer care unit of your bank.
00:21Ok, I hope there is no problem.
00:23There is a very big problem.
00:25there is no problem there is a very big problem actually the problem is big but i can help you
00:30solve it as long as you cooperate with me what's the matter sir um first of all you need to confirm
00:37the name of your bank to me so that i can be sure i'm talking to the right person zanku bank
00:44zakumbak exactly we have detected some suspicious activities on your card so we have blocked your
00:50atm card ah that's not good though yes that is not good at all but like i said i'm going to help
00:57you so what you have to do now is provide me the long number digit on the front of your atm card
01:04so that we can use it to help you unblock your card immediately the card is not here with me right
01:10now but i can run home and get it and like how many minutes would that take maybe five minutes okay
01:16good now go and get it and call me back immediately but make sure you don't tell anybody for security
01:22reasons okay sir i'll call you back on this number all right call me back hurry up hurry up hurry up
01:28all right bye
01:33when did you start to work as a customer care agent of zangma guys you're talking about they asked me
01:39more questions now first can i be this method when you say i want a hammer so you see that moment i call
01:45now once you send that number corner i call kind number go get the pato skin and they know how to
01:49do the door don't use the number now buy things online don't copy the things you can set them
01:56only don't call so in a simple language you have start to do yahoo yahoo
02:02see behave yourself not to talk any at all don't believe yahoo yahoo now google google see if you
02:07don't want john jenny for this business just keep quiet too because when money comes one couple and
02:11i'll free you like bad habits come down now i went to join you so that we can hammer together
02:19better now now you don't talk sense yeah so what i want to do first i want to rush in that toilet
02:23before this woman will come back i need to plug this for making the charge well because plenty cause
02:27people are going to make the charge well i want to go back and i want to go back and i want to
02:36Where are you going now ? Why you don't smile like when we love to ?
02:58We have hammer. When I say hammer, hammer as in H A M.
03:04Is it H A M A ?
03:08We shall have hammer.
03:10I will take hammer or I won't take another.
03:13See, this thing that I want to buy is for our visitors.
03:17I'm telling you.
03:18Visitors ?
03:19Yes.
03:20Which visitors ? From where ?
03:21The visitors that we are expecting that will bring plenty plenty money for us.
03:25Why visitors bring plenty plenty money from us from where now ?
03:28Yeah, calm down.
03:30You see, when you went to the toilet doctor, your phone now rang.
03:35Oh, my !
03:37Oh, my !
03:38Oh, my ! Your phone is ringing now !
03:39It's like the woman is cutting back.
03:41Oh !
03:42Oh, my !
03:44Hello ?
03:57Hello ?
03:58Hello ?
03:59This is Mrs. Jenet calling back.
04:01I have my ATM card with me right now.
04:03Oh, Mrs. Jenet.
04:04I am the customer assistant customer care representative.
04:13My old guy is not here right now.
04:17He went to the toilet.
04:18But I can help you too, ma.
04:19Okay.
04:20You know, I was thinking, can I bring the card and pin to you at the bank instead of calling the numbers ?
04:26Oh !
04:27In the bank ?
04:28We are not in the bank right now.
04:29We are working from home because we are senior staff.
04:30Okay.
04:31Can you give me your house address ?
04:32I'll bring the ATM and pin to you there.
04:33Okay.
04:34Okay.
04:35Do you have pen and paper there ?
04:36Yes, I do.
04:37Please write it down.
04:38Our house address is number 7, Yulia Street, Satellite Village.
04:40Yes, Satellite Village.
04:41Before the roundabout, close to the junction after the express.
04:42Oh, okay.
04:43I know there.
04:44I even live close by.
04:45That's good.
04:46Once you enter the street, just walk straight down.
04:47You don't turn right down, don't turn anywhere.
04:48You will see number 7, then you don't turn.
04:49You will see number 7, you will see.
04:50Oh, you will see number 7.
04:51You will see number 7, Yulia Street.
04:52Do you have pen and paper there ?
04:53Yes, I do.
04:54Yes, I do.
04:55Please write it down.
04:56Our house address is number 7, Yulia Street, Satellite Village.
04:58Yes, Satellite Village.
04:59Before the roundabout, close to the junction after the express.
05:00Oh, okay.
05:01I know there.
05:02I even live close by.
05:03Mmm, that's good.
05:04That's good. Once you enter the street, just walk straight down.
05:07You're coming straight down, don't turn anywhere.
05:09You receive number seven. Enter the compound.
05:12Once you enter, just ask for a man and hold him now.
05:15Once you enter the passage, our room is the one on the left.
05:20That's the one on the left in the passage.
05:22Okay, thank you. You see me soon.
05:25Oh, all right, ma. All right, ma.
05:34So, Anna went to cut out these things on credit so that it would be easy to entertain our guests.
05:45You know when you want to scam somebody, you have to entice them.
05:48You know, like you want to catch chicken, you give it a gun so that I can entice a cage.
05:52See, Ackman, eh? Ackman.
05:56No, you are a very smart guy. You can play.
05:59You see, for the scamming work, eh?
06:01You don't be a smart dog. You'll be a sentient dog wolf.
06:05Hell you do. I know now.
06:06Ah, me. I know that I have big brain now.
06:09I just used to look at you all this while I went.
06:11You will be doing gra-gra. As if you know how to scam more than me.
06:13Yeah. I would say, look at her, ma.
06:15Her, ma does not know that me are used to scamming to play school for me.
06:17Don't be lying. She's the doctor scammer.
06:20Well done, eh?
06:22But you know what? No, I don't know what.
06:24This refreshment tonight, I want you to buy for this. I'll visit us so you won't go rich.
06:28Yes.
06:29I need to go buy ice cream so that we use a topper.
06:31By the time we package and give them, eh?
06:33When they eat, they lick, eh?
06:35But you go sweet.
06:36I mean, can you send in family members, ping, give us.
06:39And I pack, they give us.
06:40That is true, Dumas.
06:41You know where I call.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Don't be great, Dumas.
06:44No, but my friend, I'm serious.
06:45If it's the shit, Dr. Scalmer.
06:46Professor of Scalmer.
06:47Don't round it.
06:48Turn it out so that people will know.
06:50Don't round it.
06:51Don't round it.
06:52Don't make a rush to buy ice cream.
06:53And they come.
06:54I'll make a go bring ice cream, come.
06:55Okay.
06:56Well done.
06:57Well done.
06:59Well done.
07:09So, this is...
07:10Good afternoon.
07:11Oh, sorry.
07:12Young man, do you live here?
07:13No.
07:14I don't have to stay this town.
07:15I just move over.
07:17Now, they find where I go stay.
07:19The accommodation I find coming here, they say no house.
07:21Ah.
07:22Okay.
07:23Let's go.
07:24You act, man.
07:27As you say, you did foolish so.
07:29You won't use your stupid foolishness.
07:31Just spread these paroles out and you will suffer.
07:34As for me and my household, I did it myself.
07:44Come in.
07:45Madam.
07:46Hello, gentlemen.
07:47Are you Akpan or Oduma?
07:49Yes.
07:50I am Akpan.
07:51Oh.
07:52Madam, you must be a very big woman.
07:53No, you even have police escort.
07:55Ah, you will have to come with us to the station.
07:56Station?
07:57Yes.
07:58No, madam, we can do the transaction.
07:59No need to go to the station.
08:00Come on, shut up, you fraudster.
08:01Who chose the wrong person to scam?
08:03I will make sure you run in jail!
08:08See, okay?
08:21Even before you arrest me, let me first of all report Odomar to you.
08:25It was Odomar that said that we should scam out.
08:27He just left. Now, now, now.
08:28Wait, wait, wait. You mean the dark guy we saw outside?
08:31Yeah, yes. He's very dark like midnight.
08:33Well, obviously, he has escaped from you.
08:35He will catch up with him.
08:36As for you, they're coming with us to the station.
08:39We cannot catch up later with him now. Officer, let us wait for him.
08:42See, Odomar, it is Odomar now. This is Odomar that said that we should do this thing now. Officer.
08:51Odomar.