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00:00Abel is a sturdy, dependable guy with rustic sensibilities.
00:05He is happy to support your needs, rain or shine, and most people in the house consider
00:11him to be a steady, calming influence.
00:15Holding up datables throughout the house, Abel's a great listener and well versed
00:21on a range of topics.
00:23He wants more than anything to just relax and cuddle.
00:27Abel is played by Steve Blum.
00:32The first word that comes to mind when you see the large cowboy standing before you is
00:36solid.
00:38This guy is big and he looks built to last.
00:43You might be intimidated were it not for the kind expression on his face and the sweet way
00:48he dots his hat at you.
00:51No one's ever asked you this, but if you had been asked to imagine what your table might
00:56look like as a human, you think this would be pretty close.
01:01We've known each other for a real long time now, but we ain't ever been properly introduced.
01:08So, first things first, name's Abel, and I'm your table.
01:15And second, that is one fantastic red shirt you got on.
01:23I know it, but it sure is nice to hear it from you face to face like this.
01:48You know, as a table, it's my job to hold things up all over the house.
01:52And I take my job real serious.
01:59So if you're here talking to me now, you must need something more than just my support.
02:04And if there's one thing Abel's gonna do, it's make sure everyone in this house has
02:10what they need.
02:13So what can I do you for?
02:15There's gotta be something.
02:19Heck, you're asking me that?
02:32Dating, huh?
02:33Hoo-wee.
02:34Dating ain't really my area of expertise, you know.
02:40Me, personally, I never was one for casual stuff.
02:45If you're looking for someone who knows people, though, you might want to talk to Kopi.
02:50You'll find her nearby.
02:53I guess you could say so.
03:06All that talking and whatnot.
03:09Trying to fit each other's history into bite-sized portions.
03:15Oh, it just ain't my speed.
03:16I'm fine where I am.
03:28We're talking about you now.
03:31But you'll make it there.
03:32Kopi will get you on the right path.
03:35Oh, Wenda, tell her I say hey when you see her.
03:41We take care now.