Once Their Sacrifice Now Their Undoing - Full Movie
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00:01I want to pay you to teach me how to 69 Max.
00:03Okay, slightly more details.
00:07Here's the thing, all I ever wanted is Max Warren.
00:11What is he into?
00:12Max loves to 69.
00:14Huh?
00:15Every person on earth was more sexually experienced than me.
00:18And then everything changed.
00:23I found my sexual fairy godmother in a strip club.
00:28You've got yourself a little sex couch.
00:30Can you please stop thrusting your crotch?
00:36Let's start with what you know.
00:37I've heard of room jobs.
00:39Is it when a guy puts his hands on the rim of your boobs and goes...
00:43So we're starting at zero.
00:47In order to really enjoy your first sexual experience,
00:50you have to be good at giving direction.
00:51Right?
00:55Careful.
00:56He's rock hard.
00:59Yeah, don't do that.
01:02If you're a good dancer, you're good in bed.
01:06I'm done with Magic Mike's awkward niece.
01:11What do you think is going to happen if you get to 69 Max?
01:15It'd be nice to have someone.
01:16We could watch movies.
01:17Break each other's hair.
01:18Like us.
01:19Oh my god, you really are a dork.
01:30I have never worn heels before.
01:32Let's hear it.
01:33Who are you?
01:34I am a sex machine!
01:36Yes, bitch!
01:37There she is!
01:40Did you know your eyelid feels like a penis?
01:42Wait, it does actually.
01:43Right?
01:44I'm a psycho, right?
01:45You