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00:00Bizzli Bivhag ke chamaktay karmchariyo,
00:01eek ciz ne Bizzli Bivhag ke nid uđa rakhki hai,
00:03aur wo hai,
00:04aah, macchar.
00:05Haan, rata dha Bizzli rehti nai hai,
00:07macchar bhot nid haram kar dite hai.
00:08Neen maccharo nai nai uđai hai,
00:10Bizzli ki chori nai uđai hai,
00:11Bizzli ki chori din par din bharati jara hai hai.
00:13Kya baat kar raha hai sir,
00:14hume to lagtata hai ki gha'ti jara hai hai.
00:16Kaisa?
00:16Chori to us chiz ki hoti hai, joh ho.
00:19Yee ito,
00:19Bizzli gharo me hai nai,
00:20Bizzli to chori kaisa hogi?
00:21Baat to sahi hai,
00:22legin oopar ke adhikariyo,
00:23hume kyun bhol na ki Bizzli ki chori ho raha hi hai,
00:25Bizzli ki chori ho raha hi hai.
00:26Hum unse kahta hai ki,
00:26pehle aap hume Bizzli dhe jiye,
00:28uske baad hume Bizzli ki chori rokenge.
00:30Haan, toh chori rokenge toh dhenge na.
00:32Kya?
00:32Sir, frankly,
00:33thodi bhoat toh chori hooti hai.
00:35Kaisa?
00:35Aba,
00:36jyase hai,
00:36aap ki nai gaari,
00:37baabiji ji ki nai sari.
00:39Yee ito,
00:39dihli me naiya bangla.
00:40Or Bizzli vifag kangla.
00:42Yee sab is baat ke gawa hai,
00:43ke thodi bhoat chori hooti hai.
00:45Paanjne ji akela khata hai kya?
00:47Aap loonga abhi toh bank mein khata hai.
00:48Toh chori rokenge na kye o cha raha hai?
00:50Aray,
00:50chori rokenne ki baat koon chori kar raha hai?
00:52Hum toh us chori ki baat kar raha hai,
00:54joh log humse chori chori kar raha hai.
00:55Yee ito,
00:56hume toh us chori ko pakkeda na hova,
00:57joha hume kuch pakkeda ta hi nahi hai.
00:58Kyo ndoori sir,
00:59Patel meter reader,
01:01aise reading lega aise reading lega aise reading lega aise reading lega
01:03pehle reading leke a tab batana.
01:05Acha.
01:09Saddilal tezha ka meter,
01:10tu tez charega,
01:11tamosaddilal ka kya hooga?
01:12Bhoot bhaag raha tha na,
01:13ab tera bhaag na menei bant kar diya hai.
01:15Ab slow slow,
01:15aram anam se chalna,
01:16samalhiya ki nahi?
01:17Kya kar raha ho ha?
01:18Tumhye kitni bar kaha hai,
01:20ki bishli ke meter se chere chare mat kya karo?
01:22Toh chup kar,
01:23anadar ja,
01:24tokoore tal,
01:24bhoogh lag raha hai hai.
01:25Dekho,
01:26aise meter ko slow karoge na toh?
01:28Toh kuch nii hooga,
01:29bishli ka bil kam aayega,
01:30jitni bishli chahe jala le,
01:31aapne baap ko kya jata hai.
01:32Hmm,
01:33aur aegar bishli vibhaag balo ko pata chal jaya toh?
01:35Musadilal tezha,
01:36electrical engineer hai,
01:37itni safai se kaam karta hai,
01:38itni safai se,
01:39ke meter chal raha hai ka nini,
01:40pata jini chalega,
01:40dhek, dhek, dhek,
01:42tujhe dhek ke hi pata chal jaya ga,
01:43pata chal raha tujhe,
01:43ke meter chal raha ka nini chal raha?
01:45Agar bishli hi nahi aah raha hai,
01:46toh chalega ka kaise?
01:48Asha, bishli nahi aah raha hai.
01:52Aray, koon ho bhai?
01:53Bishli karm chari aah.
01:54Aray, bishli toh ane re,
01:55bishli karm chari kya karega?
01:56Lekan oho meter reading le ne hai na bhai.
01:58Acha meter reading le lo, le lo.
01:59Bishli paani?
02:00Bishli ka hai, bishli toh hai nahi.
02:02Bishli, maryi bibi?
02:03Aapki bibi bishli hai, electricity?
02:05Re, electricity nahi hai,
02:06maryi bibi ka naam bishli hai.
02:07Ahaha, namaste.
02:10Haa, dhekho reading.
02:12Bishli, maryi reading?
02:15Bhai, musha dilal tejja,
02:17aapka meter toh slow chal raha hai.
02:18Aray, kaisi baat kar raha ho?
02:19Musha dilal tejja ki toh,
02:20har chiz tejze chal ti hai,
02:21meter kaisi slow ho saktta hai?
02:22Kya hai na, pishli mehine ki reading me
02:24aur is mehine ki reading me
02:25aah ziadha fark nai hai.
02:26Pishli mehine 3,019 tha,
02:28aur abhi 3,019 tha,
02:30toh aap ye kena chaathe hai
02:31ki pure mehine mehine meh
02:32sirf 10 unit meter chala?
02:34Nii, baat ye hai,
02:35ki pishli mehine na,
02:35hurwam loka baar gaye hoi thai,
02:36koi pachis eka din kari lang baar tha.
02:38Ancha!
02:39Lekon iske pahle ke mahine mein
02:40sirf 15 unit chala tha?
02:42Ouaa, whaom loka gaoyi tha.
02:44Aham, उuske pahle ke mahine mein
02:4612 unit chala tha?
02:48Tuhar baari hiyo hoonga,
02:49harar ga hoonga honga,
02:50Asha, ish mohinay kitna chalera?
02:51This mahina baizah,
02:52maya bata nisakta,
02:52lekon yehle baahar
02:53kitap ya sajakata haon,
02:53ka mleok baar zao rao jane waale hai
02:55Acha-acha!
02:56Okay.
03:01What happened?
03:02It was a bit of a bit.
03:02What happened?
03:03You are already living in the house, but what will you do?
03:06When you come home, you will be going to need a bit.
03:08This is a bit of a bit.
03:10You don't have to get out of it.
03:12You are going to talk to me about this.
03:14So, hello.
03:15What happened?
03:16Did you cut the bit?
03:18You said, don't do a bit of a meter.
03:21You have to be shocked.
03:22How will we live without this?
03:24You are always mad at home.
03:26I'm going to go out there, I'm going to go out there.
03:28Where are you going?
03:29I'm going to go to the telephone.
03:31It's a big deal, it's a big deal.
03:35I'm going to go out there, it's a big deal.
03:38Yes, you will put it on Sunday.
03:40But Shukla Ji, Sunday is a holiday.
03:42When we meet a holiday, we will put it on Sunday.
03:44But on Sunday, you said Monday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
03:50Today is Saturday, you say Sunday.
03:52My name is Sabtrici, you have 7 days.
03:56My name is Sabtrici, you will put it on my meter, please.
03:59You said it will be hours a minute.
04:01Look, Raja, hours a minute.
04:03Your work was 720 hours, which will be done in 4200 minutes.
04:10720 hours?
04:1243,200 minutes?
04:13No, I'll tell you.
04:16What?
04:16Yes, hi.
04:18Hello.
04:19Come on, you have to put it on the meter, put it on the meter,
04:24go ahead and do nothing to do nothing,
04:26the money in money.
04:28It's a good job, if you go ahead and talk to me.
04:30And the money?
04:31The money in money.
04:32Yes.
04:33Yes, the money in money.
04:37But we have to do nothing to do it.
04:39What?
04:39For what you want to say.
04:40It's not about it.
04:41It's not about it.
04:43Talk to me.
04:43I don't know if it's through work.
04:45Hey, man.
04:46You don't understand the value of man.
04:48Come here, man.
04:49Come here, man.
04:50Come here.
04:51Come here.
04:54He said he'd get to meet with bhatia.
04:56Now, bhatia means Mr. Bhatia or Mrs. Bhatia.
04:59Bhatia is a man or a woman?
05:01A man or a woman?
05:02How do you know?
05:03Listen, bhatia is a man or a woman?
05:07Who is bhatia?
05:08Yes, bhatia is a man or a woman?
05:10I don't think I am.
05:13You are a man, but bhatia is a man or a woman?
05:16You are a man or a woman?
05:17I am a man, but bhatia is a man or a woman.
05:20A man, a man, a man, a man.
05:23Thank you, thank you.
05:25How am I a man?
05:26I was here to know that bhatia is a man or a woman.
05:30Excuse me, bhatia?
05:31You are bhatia?
05:32How do you know?
05:34You are a man.
05:35Bhatia, I am bhatia, I am a man.
05:36What are you doing?
05:38My name is Musaddilal Teeja.
05:40My house is a meter reading.
05:42What is your name?
05:43No, no, no.
05:44Let's talk about it.
05:45Sit down here.
05:47Sit down here.
05:48And now, what is your name?
05:50Yes, that is your meter reading.
05:52Patel?
05:53Yes, that is.
05:54He came and gave me my connection card.
05:55What was your name?
05:57Yes, it was Musaddilal Teeja.
05:59Musaddilal Teeja.
06:00Do you know what was your name?
06:01Yes, it was 161, 162, Bakar Mandi.
06:04What is your name?
06:05What is your name?
06:06No, sir.
06:07It was 600, 600, 600, 600.
06:11Look, bhatia, I feel like you have a meter reading.
06:15Okay.
06:16I feel like you are a man.
06:18No, no.
06:19No, bhatia, how can you do this?
06:21How much meter reading?
06:22Only 12 units.
06:23Tell me, here is your house?
06:24Yes, it is.
06:25How many tubes are you?
06:26How many tubes are you?
06:27Three tubes and four tubes.
06:29TV?
06:30Here, yeah.
06:31Free, here, here.
06:32And AC?
06:33AC, Mixi, Heater, everything.
06:36Oh, you seem to be a cheat.
06:38I don't have a cheat.
06:39I don't have a cheat.
06:40I have a cheat.
06:41The world is all about the things.
06:42The only meter is not a meter.
06:44How is it?
06:45What is it?
06:46We are from home.
06:48No, no, no.
06:49We are from home.
06:50We are from home.
06:51Really, I am from home.
06:52I am from home.
06:54We are from home.
06:55We are from home.
06:56We are from home.
06:57go out the next week, you will study your case, our officers will check that you will go out
07:03or make our Ullu.
07:05What do you need to make Ullu?
07:07What do you mean?
07:09We will make a Ullu.
07:11No, I didn't say that.
07:13No, the next week we will say Ushah Ji.
07:15The next week we will send you?
07:17No, you will go where you go.
07:19Yes, I will go next week.
07:23Ushah Madam?
07:25What are you talking about?
07:27My name is Musaddilal.
07:29My name is 162.
07:31My name is 162.
07:33My consumer number is 600.
07:35I asked you.
07:37Why are you asking me?
07:39Because we have to cut my business card.
07:41We are crazy?
07:43No.
07:44You are crazy.
07:45Yes, I am.
07:46Tell me.
07:47Tell me.
07:48Tell me.
07:49When?
07:50I asked you.
07:51Tell me.
07:52Tell me.
07:53Tell me.
07:54Tell me.
07:55Tell me.
07:56Tell me.
07:57No.
07:58Give me this form.
07:59Give me this form.
08:00I told you.
08:01Tell me.
08:02Tell me.
08:03Tell me.
08:04Tell me.
08:05Give me the form.
08:06Give me the form.
08:07My name is Musaddilal Teja.
08:10I know it is 162.
08:12162.
08:13The consumer number is 600.
08:17600.
08:18600.
08:19600.
08:20600.
08:21600.
08:22And reconnect.
08:23That's it.
08:24That's it.
08:25That's it.
08:26OK.
08:27OK.
08:28OK.
08:29OK.
08:30OK.
08:31OK.
08:32Good Kate.
08:33��.
08:34300.
08:35400.
08:36300
08:47300.
08:49400.
08:50200.
08:51300.
08:52400.
08:53300.
08:54400.
08:55400.
08:56200.
08:57300.
08:58400.
08:59200.
09:00300.
09:01foreign
09:31I'm sorry.
09:32I'm sorry.
09:33I'm sorry.
09:34I'm sorry.
09:35I'm sorry.
09:36I'm sorry.
09:37I'm sorry.
09:38What are you doing?
09:39I'm sorry.
09:40What, Patel?
09:41Did you come to my house and take a meter?
09:43Yes.
09:44I didn't.
09:45It was my house.
09:46It was good.
09:47You did it before.
09:48You took a meter and took a meter.
09:49What?
09:50We have to do it.
09:51We have a doubt that you have to take a meter with a meter.
09:54Yeah, I don't take a meter.
09:55If it's not a meter, we'll take a meter back.
09:58I'll take a meter back.
09:59I'll take a meter.
10:00I'll take a meter back.
10:01What?
10:02You're a person, I'll take a manter back.
10:03I'll take a meter back.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Tell a minute.
10:06Tell it.
10:07I'll take a meter back.
10:08You're a person.
10:09I'll take a meter back.
10:10Now.
10:11I mean, oh, I don't want to do this anymore.
10:12I can't wait to take a meter.
10:13You're not the money into the money.
10:15Well, I'm telling you, I'll be like, right, you're not the money.
10:17You're a little bit at my disposal.
10:18What?
10:19I'm telling you.
10:20Alright, I'm going to do it.
10:21I'll tell you why I will tell you.
10:23You don't want to do it.
10:24I'll tell you.
10:25What is it?
10:26It's my problem.
10:27I'll tell you.
10:28I will tell you to tell them what will happen?
10:30He will tell them to tell them.
10:35Can I come in, Paanadji?
10:36Yeah, I will tell you.
10:38Paanadji, I have a small problem.
10:40Why are you having a small problem?
10:42Why are you having a small problem?
10:44How much?
10:45I have a big problem.
10:47So, I will meet you?
10:48No, I will meet you.
10:50So, I will meet you.
10:51Actually, I will meet you.
10:53Then, I will meet you.
10:55I will meet you.
10:56You are not so big, that you will meet head office?
10:58You are a big man.
10:59Sometimes you say, you have a big problem.
11:00Sometimes you have a big problem.
11:01Sometimes you have a big problem.
11:02How much a big problem is?
11:03The big part is cut.
11:04Then, you have to give me details.
11:05Yes, my name is Musadilal.
11:06You are strong.
11:07What is strong?
11:08What do you do?
11:09What do you say?
11:10We know the number of consumer numbers.
11:12No name.
11:13K-N-600-600-600.
11:15K-N-600-600-600.
11:18This is going to be going.
11:20Yes, I have not done it.
11:21This is going to be going.
11:22This is going to be going.
11:23This is going to be going.
11:24This is going to be going.
11:25This is going to be going.
11:26This is going to be going.
11:27This is going to be going.
11:28I don't want to be confused.
11:29Tell me.
11:30When will it be going?
11:31After this, it will be going.
11:32After this, it will be going.
11:33When will it be going?
11:34It will be going to be going.
11:35All the details I have.
11:36Then, take your statement.
11:37Now, tell me.
11:38What do you like?
11:39What would you like?
11:41As far as my liking is concerned, I think.
11:44What did you say?
11:45What did you say?
11:46What did you say?
11:47What did you say?
11:48What did you say?
11:49The report came.
11:50You have a meter slow.
11:51What did you say?
11:52No, I don't do a meter slow.
11:53Yes, you were slow.
11:54No, I don't do a meter slow.
11:55Why would I do a meter slow?
11:56Oh, tell me.
11:57Tell me.
11:58Yes.
11:59I don't want to tell you.
12:00I'm sure the knowledge is wrong.
12:01Unfortunately, the truth is wrong.
12:02Oh, that's wrong.
12:03Oh, that's wrong.
12:04Oh, that's wrong.
12:05Yes.
12:06What's wrong?
12:07What did you say?
12:08I didn't do a meter slow.
12:09I have a meter slow.
12:10Why did she raise 5 years old?
12:11Why do they go out of your house?
12:12Where are you going?
12:13I go to Aagra.
12:14Matura.
12:15I go to Aagra.
12:16I go to Aagra.
12:17There is a samaric.
12:18Aagra, and a samaric.
12:20It's a very popular.
12:21So, I have a samaric.
12:23I have a samaric.
12:24There is a samaric.
12:25I have a samaric.
12:26my car girl to my body cut
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