How NOT to Date Your Neighbor Full Movie
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00:00:08See? I told you I look better here, didn't I?
00:00:10Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:12Of course I'm right.
00:00:14I know what's best for you, baby.
00:00:22Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:00:24Oh, okay.
00:00:26What?
00:00:28Oh, um, nothing. It's just
00:00:30I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:00:34Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:00:36And if I don't get paid,
00:00:38how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:00:40Right.
00:00:42Speaking of,
00:00:44as of next week we'll have been dating
00:00:46a whole year.
00:00:48Maybe we could do something.
00:00:50Well, we've been going out on dates
00:00:52for about a year.
00:00:54That's what I said.
00:00:56Well, that's not exactly what you said.
00:00:58I mean, you're not looking for anything serious.
00:01:00Right?
00:01:02What?
00:01:04Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business
00:01:06and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:08I think that we're good as is.
00:01:12I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything.
00:01:14Right, babe?
00:01:16Yeah, right.
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:20Okay, well, I gotta go,
00:01:22so I will see you later.
00:01:24Mm-hmm.
00:01:34Adam!
00:01:36Oh, shit.
00:01:46Perfect.
00:01:48Wonderful.
00:01:56Uh-huh.
00:01:58Okay.
00:02:00Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing
00:02:06and put your hands in the air.
00:02:08Hands above your head.
00:02:10What the hell?
00:02:11Ma'am, if you don't cooperate,
00:02:12I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:13No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:02:14I'm not breaking in.
00:02:15This is my apartment.
00:02:16I live here.
00:02:17It's like three.
00:02:18What are...
00:02:19What are you doing?
00:02:20Oh, my God!
00:02:21I'm arresting you for breaking an entry.
00:02:23Oh, my God!
00:02:24This is my apartment, you lunatic!
00:02:25I live here!
00:02:26I don't know.
00:02:27Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:02:28Dad, check my phone!
00:02:29The lease is in my email!
00:02:30All right.
00:02:31We'll see about that.
00:02:32Email, huh?
00:02:34Where do I look?
00:02:35What do you mean?
00:02:36It's right at the top!
00:02:37Huh.
00:02:38What'd you look like?
00:02:39Yeah!
00:02:40Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:02:51For the record,
00:02:53credit card works better.
00:02:58Welcome home.
00:02:59Who are you?
00:03:00Jake.
00:03:01Apartment D.
00:03:02Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:03And you are...
00:03:04Noelle!
00:03:05Pleasure.
00:03:06Noelle.
00:03:07Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:03:20How about an apology?
00:03:21For what?
00:03:22Protecting and serving?
00:03:23That's...
00:03:24Kinda my job.
00:03:25Oh!
00:03:26So your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:03:29See you around, neighbor!
00:03:30You wish, asshole!
00:03:31Jerk.
00:03:32Who the hell does he think he is?
00:03:33You're under arrest.
00:03:34I live here.
00:03:35Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:03:36Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:03:38Tiki!
00:03:39I'm so glad you answered.
00:03:40I'm sure everyone stopped turning it.
00:03:41Oh, good evening!
00:03:42I am.
00:03:43Mom, oh!
00:03:44What Oh!
00:03:45How are you?!
00:03:46What you doing here?
00:03:47What do you want?
00:03:48Was your father walking around the street?
00:03:52Oh, sorry.
00:03:57Khloe, her friend.
00:03:58What The Witch Alad really well says he spoke about.
00:04:02You're under arrest.
00:04:04Hi, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:05Jakey!
00:04:06I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:07I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:09I miss you.
00:04:10It's been so long.
00:04:11I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:12Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want
00:04:17you to live this way.
00:04:18You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:04:20I'm fine, Aunt Shelley, really.
00:04:22How about I come by?
00:04:23I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet.
00:04:25She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:04:28No, don't do that.
00:04:30I'm actually seeing someone.
00:04:32You are?
00:04:33Yeah, I didn't want to say anything.
00:04:36I didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in, so no need to set me up.
00:04:42Well, I can't wait to meet her.
00:04:44I'll pop by sometime.
00:04:45No, don't do that.
00:04:46She's shy.
00:04:47Nonsense.
00:04:58Aunt Shelley, I have to go.
00:05:03What are you doing in here?
00:05:04I heard screaming.
00:05:05I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:06Oh, so it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:08Listen.
00:05:09I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:12Wait!
00:05:13No, no, no, no!
00:05:14Leave me!
00:05:15There's a spider!
00:05:17Uh, is that what all the fuss was about?
00:05:29Yeah, I just can't.
00:05:30Here, I'll score to mine.
00:05:32The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:05:48I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.
00:05:55Truce?
00:06:00Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:02Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked in.
00:06:07Uh, yeah, truce.
00:06:14You were right though, I was being an asshole.
00:06:19Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:06:24You're cute when you're flustered.
00:06:30I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:06:34You sure about that?
00:06:42Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:06:44Congratulations.
00:06:45Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:06:48Me?
00:06:49Flirting?
00:06:50I'm just being a friend.
00:06:52Oh, we're friends now.
00:06:53I would say so, yeah.
00:06:54I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:06:57Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:06:59You want a loan?
00:07:00A kidney?
00:07:01Actually...
00:07:02Seriously?
00:07:03That was a joke.
00:07:04Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:07What?
00:07:10Look, um, my aunt's coming to town, and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:17So you lied?
00:07:18Potato, potato.
00:07:19Potato.
00:07:22So what do you say?
00:07:23I just told you I'm seeing someone and you're a complete stranger.
00:07:25Why would I do this?
00:07:26But I'm not a stranger though.
00:07:28I'm your neighbor.
00:07:30You're friendly.
00:07:31Handsome.
00:07:33Charming.
00:07:35Charitable.
00:07:36Lockpicking.
00:07:37Lockpicking.
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:39Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:07:43It's a long story about my aunt.
00:07:45She's really worried about me.
00:07:47She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:07:49Have you?
00:07:50Well, that's not the point.
00:07:52Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:07:55All you have to do is come over for one dinner, tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:02You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:04Please.
00:08:05You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:11She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:13I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:15One dinner?
00:08:17One dinner.
00:08:22Fine.
00:08:24Great.
00:08:28Am I interrupting something?
00:08:30I don't know.
00:08:31No, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:08:34Yeah, he was helping me with a spider.
00:08:38Babe, I told you a million times.
00:08:40Just kill it.
00:08:42If you need help, you can call me.
00:08:45Right.
00:08:47Well, I should probably go.
00:08:50That's a good idea, Jake.
00:08:57I'll see you later, Numa.
00:09:00I'll see you later.
00:09:21Hey, Taylor.
00:09:22Reynolds.
00:09:24We're Reynolds today.
00:09:25Why so formal?
00:09:27I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:09:29We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:09:31I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:09:34No.
00:09:36You're fixating all your time on this robbery case, and the Chief told you to lay off it.
00:09:41It's not just one robbery case.
00:09:44There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:09:46And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:09:49It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:09:50It's about justice.
00:09:51Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:09:57Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:01Excuse me?
00:10:03Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:05I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:06That's what I thought.
00:10:09Now get back to work.
00:10:12Oh my God, Jake. I am so sorry.
00:10:15You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:10:21Are you okay?
00:10:23I'm fine.
00:10:24Seriously, I'm fine.
00:10:26I can get the coffee out.
00:10:29Don't worry about me.
00:10:31No, please, please, let me help. I'm really sorry.
00:10:34Just, uh, yeah.
00:10:36Come to my apartment. It'll just take a few minutes.
00:10:38Where are you?
00:10:40I can get the coffee out.
00:10:43Don't worry about me.
00:10:45No, please, please, let me help. I'm really sorry.
00:10:48Just, uh...
00:10:49Come to my apartment. It'll just take a few minutes.
00:10:50Come to my apartment. It'll just take a few minutes.
00:10:54Whatever you say.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:03You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:10And this magic you're working? I don't think so.
00:11:14It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water. Works every time.
00:11:20You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:11:23No. I work in a bookstore. You know the one down on Main Street?
00:11:29How do you like it?
00:11:31Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, um, it's close, I guess.
00:11:36What's the dream?
00:11:38I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian. I want to be an archivist.
00:11:44Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:11:49Specific.
00:11:50How do you get a job like that?
00:11:54Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:11:57Hence the bookstore.
00:12:03Well, if you ever change your mind about careers, you have an excellent future.
00:12:08Stay and remember.
00:12:11You're flirting again.
00:12:14Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:12:15I think that's your door.
00:12:22Jake?
00:12:24Are you home?
00:12:26I should go.
00:12:31Thanks again.
00:12:32What are you doing here?
00:12:52Where were you?
00:12:54Why are you shirtless?
00:12:55Don't worry about it.
00:12:56What are you doing here?
00:12:57I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:12:59I know you had a rough day and, like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without
00:13:04the chief's permission, but maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:13:08You know, the way I used to.
00:13:13Taylor, we can't do this.
00:13:16Sure we can.
00:13:17We have.
00:13:18We have.
00:13:18We have.
00:13:18We have.
00:13:19Many times.
00:13:30Nothing's changed.
00:13:32We tried.
00:13:35You're all right for each other.
00:13:36I can't give you what you want.
00:13:39You don't want me?
00:13:41I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:13:46I never do.
00:13:49You're an asshole.
00:13:51I'm just being honest.
00:13:52Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:13:54You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:13:58One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:02Look, Taylor, I'm sorry.
00:14:04I really am.
00:14:05I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:14:09Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds, but I will be the girl that changes
00:14:14your mind.
00:14:16Just you watch.
00:14:17Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:14:35Noelle, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:14:39Yes, sir.
00:14:43What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:14:46Hi.
00:15:02Sorry.
00:15:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:15:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of...
00:15:09Health and fitness?
00:15:11Back right.
00:15:11I was actually looking for Tony Morrison, but, uh, it's good to know.
00:15:20I come off as totally insufferable.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:23I am so sorry.
00:15:24I-I assumed.
00:15:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:15:29Uh, uh, Tony Morrison is right there.
00:15:36I appreciate it.
00:15:38I'll go this way.
00:15:39Oh, oh, sorry.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:15:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:15:48Alright.
00:15:48Hello?
00:16:18Hey.
00:16:18Hey, sorry.
00:16:19I know you're at work, but, um, I just heard from the university.
00:16:23I'm sorry, Noel.
00:16:24I can't talk right now.
00:16:25I'm busy.
00:16:26Right, yeah.
00:16:27Um, okay.
00:16:28But maybe we could, like, get a drink after work or something.
00:16:31I think it's gonna be a late night.
00:16:33Drink check?
00:16:38Oh my god.
00:16:39I'm definitely getting a drink.
00:16:43Oh, fuck.
00:16:44Hey, what the hell?
00:16:49Hey, what the hell?
00:16:55Oh, fuck.
00:16:57Bye.
00:16:57Okay.
00:17:06Seriously.
00:17:07Oh, come on.
00:17:10Uh-oh.
00:17:19You're welcome.
00:17:20Why are you in my apartment?
00:17:32I'm trying to break in again.
00:17:33Actually, this is my apartment.
00:17:37Because I'm really tired.
00:17:38I cannot entertain right now.
00:17:40I know.
00:17:40We're gonna get you home.
00:17:41I am home.
00:17:43Not quite.
00:17:45Hmm?
00:17:45Can I take it to your place?
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:50You smell good.
00:17:53Thanks.
00:17:55Come on, let's go.
00:17:56Oh, where are you going?
00:17:57Oh, I got you.
00:17:59Oh, my god.
00:18:01You're really strong.
00:18:03I'll try.
00:18:11Noel, this is my apartment.
00:18:13You can stay here tonight, though.
00:18:19My hero.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26None of that.
00:18:27You don't want to kiss me?
00:18:29You don't like me?
00:18:33I do want to kiss you.
00:18:35Mm-hmm.
00:18:37But not right now.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:40Well, because you're extremely drunk.
00:18:44And also, you have a boyfriend.
00:18:47I don't have a boyfriend.
00:18:50Boys don't boyfriend me.
00:18:53What about that guy I met?
00:18:54Good night, fella.
00:19:13We just fall into each other's arms.
00:19:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:50Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:20:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:27Don't tell me.
00:20:31You've been really doing some great work.
00:20:33You should be proud.
00:20:35Keep it up.
00:20:35Damn it.
00:20:38What's got you so worked up?
00:20:39Uh, nothing.
00:20:41Nothing.
00:20:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:20:45There's another robbery on Main Street.
00:20:47They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:20:48Let me take a look.
00:20:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:21:00No, just the front door.
00:21:02I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:21:05Good catch, Taylor.
00:21:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:21:10I'll do it.
00:21:12You get back to your caseload.
00:21:15Is this punishment for the other night?
00:21:17Punishment?
00:21:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:21:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:21:22You're assigned work.
00:21:33Who is it?
00:21:37It's me.
00:21:38Come on in.
00:21:41Hey.
00:21:43Hey.
00:21:44How are you feeling?
00:21:45Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that, um, I'm sorry about last night.
00:21:52Don't worry about it.
00:21:54Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.
00:22:01Anytime.
00:22:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:22:05Oh, my God.
00:22:06Oh, my God.
00:22:06Oh, my God.
00:22:07That was a mess.
00:22:08You should have thrown me out.
00:22:11Actually, you were kind of cute.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17Oh, God.
00:22:18No way.
00:22:18No.
00:22:18So, you don't remember anything?
00:22:26No.
00:22:27No.
00:22:28God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:22:30Okay, so, um, I'm going to retreat to my apartment in shame now.
00:22:35What?
00:22:35Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:22:41Well, what?
00:22:43Really?
00:22:45They're good hangover food.
00:22:51Mm.
00:22:53Yeah, that's amazing.
00:22:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:22:59Is she a good cook?
00:23:00Yeah, she was.
00:23:02I'm sorry.
00:23:03Oh, it's okay.
00:23:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:23:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:23:16Nah.
00:23:18I'm sorry.
00:23:19I tend to ramble, as you probably noticed.
00:23:23I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:23:27It's a long time ago.
00:23:29Took a while, but, um...
00:23:32No, I like talking about her.
00:23:35Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:23:40I, um...
00:23:42Lost both of my parents as well.
00:23:45Both of them?
00:23:46Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:23:52You can tell me.
00:23:54If you want.
00:23:58It's, uh...
00:23:59Kind of, uh...
00:24:01Heavy story.
00:24:04Hey, it's all right.
00:24:05Thanks for cooking.
00:24:23Thanks for cooking.
00:24:25In time.
00:24:27Um...
00:24:28Would your, um...
00:24:30Would your, um...
00:24:31Would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:24:35I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:24:37Mm.
00:24:38Yeah, I know.
00:24:39I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:24:41Um...
00:24:41She's beautiful.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:43Uh...
00:24:44She's your...
00:24:45Is she your girlfriend?
00:24:47No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:24:48Mm.
00:24:49We just work together.
00:24:50Mm.
00:24:50Okay.
00:24:53We were...
00:24:55Friends with benefits.
00:24:58But...
00:24:59That was a long time ago.
00:25:00What about your...
00:25:08Guyfriend?
00:25:10Oh, Adam?
00:25:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:25:15Is he always so...
00:25:17Protective?
00:25:18I was gonna say controlling.
00:25:21Especially for someone who...
00:25:22Isn't your boyfriend.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:28It's complicated.
00:25:30What was that?
00:25:41First pipe.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:43Get some towels.
00:25:45Yeah, that's crazy.
00:25:47The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:25:50Maybe two.
00:25:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:25:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:25:55Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:25:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:25:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:26:02Right, right.
00:26:03Thanks.
00:26:04Of course, babe.
00:26:05I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:26:07I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:26:21Can't get your break, huh?
00:26:24Do you have some place to go?
00:26:25Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:26:28Um, don't, don't worry about me.
00:26:30I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:26:31You can't stay here.
00:26:32No, I'll be fine.
00:26:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:26:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:26:42Really?
00:26:42What are friends for?
00:26:50Here we are.
00:26:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:26:56Not at all.
00:26:57Seriously, make yourself a note.
00:26:58The place is all yours.
00:27:00The bathroom is right down the hall.
00:27:03Do you have everything you need?
00:27:04Yes, thank you.
00:27:11I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:27:25Can I go home?
00:27:28Good night, ma'am.
00:27:29Good night, Jake.
00:27:34Oh, sorry.
00:27:40I thought you were sleeping.
00:27:41All good.
00:27:42Need anything?
00:27:43Oh, yeah, I just wanted a glass of water.
00:27:47Want a beer, too?
00:27:51Ah, why not?
00:27:51What are you reading?
00:28:06Case files.
00:28:07It's been a string of burglaries.
00:28:09Opera house.
00:28:11That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:28:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:28:19Not too far away from where you work.
00:28:20Oh, jeez.
00:28:22I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:28:26What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:28:29In the act, I mean.
00:28:31In the act?
00:28:32I don't know.
00:28:34Here, let me show you.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:38If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:28:47Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:28:52In that situation,
00:28:54you're going to want to do two things.
00:28:58First thing is wait for an opening and then get them off balance.
00:29:09Good.
00:29:10That was really good.
00:29:11Yeah?
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:13You're a quick learner.
00:29:15Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:29:16Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:29:23I don't mind.
00:29:26Right.
00:29:27Right.
00:29:29Mr. Complicator.
00:29:30Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:29:37It's good.
00:29:38Okay, weirdo.
00:29:42You want another beer?
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:45No, I'm pretty tired.
00:29:47I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:29:49Sure.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:51Goodbye.
00:29:51Goodbye.
00:29:52Good night.
00:29:52Peace.
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00:30:07Aunt Shelly, what are you doing here?
00:30:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:30:11You must be the girlfriend.
00:30:14That's me.
00:30:19Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:30:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:30:23All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.
00:30:27Of course, of course.
00:30:28Silly me.
00:30:29Um, oh.
00:30:30Please, Aunt Shelly, uh, take a seat.
00:30:32Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:30:33Yes, please do.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35Hopefully, your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.
00:30:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:30:41I like her already.
00:30:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.
00:30:54What do you do, sweetie?
00:30:55Um, I work in a bookstore.
00:30:56Oh.
00:30:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:30:58She has her MLS degree.
00:30:59She has her MLS degree.
00:31:00That's so impressive.
00:31:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:31:04I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:31:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid, I've just been obsessed with
00:31:11researching and archiving.
00:31:12You don't have to explain it to me.
00:31:14Practically, the whole family's in academia.
00:31:16You should have seen Jake's parents' library.
00:31:19It was enormous.
00:31:20Oh, what was the book called?
00:31:22The Runaway Sardine.
00:31:23I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:31:27Oh, I love that book.
00:31:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:31:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin.
00:31:34My son.
00:31:35You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:31:36Wedding.
00:31:37Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:31:41Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:31:46Oh, of course.
00:31:47I'll see you after then.
00:31:49We can do dinner.
00:31:50What do you mean?
00:31:52Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:31:54I came all this way.
00:31:56I'm gonna stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:31:58Oh, don't worry.
00:31:59I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:32:13This is fine, right?
00:32:15Yeah, uh...
00:32:17She needs the spare bedroom, so...
00:32:22We can make a barrier.
00:32:30Just a little...
00:32:32Alright.
00:32:36Great, yeah.
00:32:52So you think we convinced her?
00:32:54Yeah, definitely.
00:32:56Hey, lucky you.
00:32:57Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:33:00Wasn't so bad the last time.
00:33:02Last time?
00:33:05Uh...
00:33:06Yeah, it's just, um...
00:33:09Okay, I don't know how to tell you this.
00:33:11Um...
00:33:12That night, you came over really drunk.
00:33:14You kinda...
00:33:15Grabbed my face and kissed me.
00:33:16Oh my god.
00:33:17Oh my god.
00:33:18Only for a second, though.
00:33:19And then I pulled away.
00:33:20I didn't wanna...
00:33:21Take advantage of you.
00:33:23Sounds like I took advantage of you!
00:33:25No, it's totally fine.
00:33:27I'm so embarrassed.
00:33:29Hey.
00:33:30Don't be.
00:33:32I liked it.
00:33:34You did?
00:33:35You did?
00:33:52Um...
00:33:54This is okay, right?
00:34:05No.
00:34:06No.
00:34:07Um...
00:34:08No.
00:34:09No, stop.
00:34:10Just hold on.
00:34:11Um...
00:34:12I really like you.
00:34:13It's...
00:34:14Um...
00:34:15It's just that...
00:34:16No, no, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:17I'm not.
00:34:18I'm not.
00:34:19I'm not.
00:34:20I'm not.
00:34:21I'm not.
00:34:22I'm not.
00:34:23I'm not.
00:34:24I'm not.
00:34:25I'm not.
00:34:26I like you a lot.
00:34:28You're smart.
00:34:29You're funny.
00:34:30And...
00:34:31I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:32It's just...
00:34:33It's what?
00:34:36It's just that, uh...
00:34:38I got a lot of complicated going on right now.
00:34:41And...
00:34:42I don't want to mislead you.
00:34:44So I just want to be clear.
00:34:46If you're looking for something casual,
00:34:48I'm your guy, but...
00:34:52I can't give you anything else.
00:34:58Fuck.
00:35:03Why does this always happen?
00:35:05What?
00:35:09Men like me enough to want to be with me,
00:35:11but never to commit to me.
00:35:12No, that's not it.
00:35:13I swear.
00:35:14Oh, let me guess.
00:35:15It's not you.
00:35:16It's me.
00:35:19Yeah, they always say that too.
00:35:24Um...
00:35:25Good night, Jake.
00:35:41Detective Reynolds.
00:35:42I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:35:45What happened?
00:35:46There was another...