50 Shades of Grey REACTION | Standup Comedy | Harsh Gujral | Neha M.
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00:00Hey everybody, welcome back to our channel.
00:02I am Houni, how are you all today?
00:04So, today we are going to watch 50 Shades of Grey Roast Stand-Up Comedy by Harsh Gujral.
00:10So, today we are going to watch stand-up and I guess we've also watched it before Harish Gujral.
00:17And sense of humor, I must say.
00:19It's a very great guy.
00:21And today we are going to roast and stand-up.
00:23So, let us see how this video by Harsh Gujral is going to be.
00:27Let's see.
00:30Tell me about this video.
00:31So, let us know about this video.
00:36That's how it goes.
00:38Do you want to throw the mic from the mic?
00:44Are you doing this?
00:47Have you seen Baba Ji once again?
00:49Today we will show you what Sanchi Ji will be.
01:00You're big.
01:03Are you dating someone like this?
01:05How much is it in your life?
01:08What's going on?
01:09I'm asking how much is it.
01:10I'm arranging this a little bit.
01:12Christian Grey.
01:13Christian Grey.
01:14What?
01:16Christian Grey?
01:22This is very good.
01:30This is very good.
01:35It's going to go black in the rower.
01:42Who are these?
01:44Who are Christian Grey?
01:46Who are Christian Grey?
01:50Who knows Christian Grey?
01:51Who are Christian Grey?
01:58Fifty Shades of Grey.
02:00Fifty Shades of Grey.
02:01He said Fifty Shades of Grey.
02:04Is there someone in it?
02:05No, I don't see this.
02:08I'm crazy.
02:09I'm going to work with this.
02:11I'm looking at Indian and I'm sitting with you.
02:14Sometimes I don't know.
02:15I'm shooting behind my house.
02:16I'm sorry.
02:19What do you want Christian Grey?
02:20What does Christian Grey do?
02:21Who does Christian Grey?
02:22Fifty Shades of Grey?
02:23No, he does.
02:24What does he do?
02:25Tell me.
02:26Fifty Shades of Grey is a picture.
02:28Is there a position?
02:29Tell me.
02:31Is there a position of Christian?
02:33No, that's not position.
02:36Do you have a position?
02:44Is your whole family?
02:45I don't know what to do, please.
02:47I don't know what to do.
02:49Tell me, please.
02:51Uncle, you all have sex. Uncle, tell me.
02:53Auntie, tell me.
02:55What's your name, auntie?
02:57I don't know.
02:59On the snooker table.
03:01On the snooker table?
03:03Is it a girl or is it a stick?
03:05I don't know what to do.
03:07I don't know what to do.
03:11I don't know what to do.
03:13I don't know what to do.
03:15I don't know what to do.
03:17I don't know what to do.
03:19Tell me, auntie.
03:21I'm not sure what to do.
03:23Oh...
03:25What's that?
03:27You can't shoot this mic?
03:29What's that?
03:33You're not sure what to do.
03:35Hey, Baba Ji, see one more.
03:37Today, we'll show you something.
03:39What's that?
03:41Oh, my God.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:45Oh, my God.
03:47Oh, my God.
03:49What's your name?
03:51Adiyashah.
03:53Adiyashah.
03:55Adiyashah.
03:57What's that?
03:59I don't know what to do.
04:01Never.
04:02All of those who are looking behind.
04:04That you should be standing there.
04:06Tell me, man.
04:07I'm an old man.
04:09I'm a old man.
04:10I'm forgetting things.
04:11I'm going to sleep.
04:13I'm a girl in the morning.
04:14What's your name?
04:15What's your name, ma'am?
04:18Pavani.
04:19Pavani Ji.
04:20Pavani Ji.
04:21Have you ever had a breakup?
04:22Pavani.
04:23It's been a long time.
04:24After that, you'll be single.
04:26Where is your girl?
04:28Chandigarh.
04:29What are you doing in Chandigarh?
04:30What are you doing?
04:31I'm a DJ.
04:32He's a DJ.
04:33A DJ.
04:34Oh, very nice.
04:37You have to say it.
04:39You have to say it.
04:40He's a DJ.
04:41You have to say it.
04:46Oh, man.
04:47What are you doing here?
04:48What are you doing here?
04:49What are you doing here?
04:50What are you doing here?
04:53A woman is a woman.
04:58Don't stop.
05:00Don't stop.
05:01Don't stop.
05:05You want to tell someone else?
05:06No.
05:08Have you ever had a breakup?
05:09Yes, but no water.
05:10Yes, but no water.
05:11Yes.
05:12What's the name of the girl?
05:13Which one?
05:16It's so funny.
05:21What did you put a buffet?
05:22Yes.
05:23Yes, yes.
05:24That's right.
05:25That's right.
05:26That's right.
05:27That's right.
05:28Which one?
05:29Which one?
05:30Which one is studying the group?
05:32Then I'll kill a joke right now.
05:33That's right.
05:34Tell me.
05:35Tell me.
05:36Tell me.
05:37What's wrong with Ritesh?
05:38When was that?
05:39That's long.
05:40Long story.
05:41He's in the foot.
05:42He was in the foot in the foot.
05:43That's right.
05:44That's right.
05:45You were right.
06:01I feel like he was doing the job on the radio.
06:04Don't play.
06:11Are you really brothers?
06:12What's your name?
06:14You two brothers.
06:16Are you good?
06:18What's your name?
06:20What's your name?
06:22I've seen it.
06:24It's in 50 shades of grey.
06:26You should see it.
06:28I'll see it.
06:30I'll see it tomorrow.
06:32You've also come to my show today.
06:34What was your name?
06:36Nadeem.
06:38What was your girlfriend who was talking about?
06:40She gave her girlfriend
06:42who knew she was dating 3 months
06:44that she...
06:46She's not a girl.
06:48She's not a girl.
06:50She's not a girl.
06:56I'm mad.
06:58Rohit bhai, don't get drunk.
07:02I'll be Christian now.
07:04How do you know this?
07:06How do you know this?
07:12You've seen it.
07:14You've seen it.
07:16How do you like the pictures?
07:22Tiger.
07:24Tiger?
07:26Tiger?
07:28Tiger.
07:29Tiger.
07:30Tiger.
07:31Tiger.
07:32Tiger.
07:33Tiger.
07:34Tiger.
07:35Tiger.
07:36Tiger.
07:37Tiger.
07:38Tiger.
07:39Tiger.
07:40Tiger.
07:41Tiger.
07:42Tiger.
07:43Tiger.
07:44Tiger.
07:45Tiger.
07:46Tiger.
07:47Tiger.
07:48Tiger.
07:49Tiger.
07:50Tiger.
07:51Tiger.
07:52Tiger.
07:53Tiger.
07:54Tiger.
07:55Tiger.
07:56What do you think of yourself?
07:57Sir, you like to say the same thing.
07:59What?
08:00Nakhre sehlega.
08:01Nakhre sehlega.
08:02Just like how much money did you earn?
08:04It was for 2 minutes.
08:06You go to a girl and sit there.
08:11Go to a girl.
08:13Go to a girl.
08:14Go to a girl.
08:15See this.
08:17This is like a girl.
08:19This is a doggy style.
08:20Sorry.
08:21Christian-grey style.
08:21What kind of money do you have to pay for a month?
08:26$6,000.
08:31What happened to you guys?
08:33No, what happened? I think that you have no need for me.
08:36Two hours ago, I'm going to laugh.
08:38Now I'm going to laugh.
08:40They're here, they're here.
08:42They're here, they're here.
08:44I'm doing this.
08:45I'm not Christian Grey.
08:47What kind of money do you have to pay for?
08:51$5,000.
08:53$2,000.
08:55$2,000.
08:57$2,000.
08:59$2,000 a month.
09:01What are you doing?
09:03I'm going to tell you this.
09:07Tell me.
09:09Tell me what you're doing.
09:11Why are you hiding?
09:13No.
09:14Don't do it.
09:15Don't do it.
09:16I'm going to laugh too.
09:19Tell me what you're doing.
09:21Fashion Dueling.
09:22Fashion Dueling.
09:23What do you do?
09:26What do you do?
09:27I don't forget.
09:28I don't forget.
09:29You're the only one.
09:31You're the only one.
09:32Where are you going?
09:33Let's drop it.
09:34You're the only one.
09:38What do you do?
09:39What do you do?
09:40I don't forget.
09:41Where are you going to go to your honeymoon?
09:43Tell me.
09:45What can I do?
09:46Kanpur.
09:47Kanpur.
09:49The audience is on your show.
09:52The audience is on your show.
09:53Hello, brother.
09:54Is he going to take it or give it?
09:57If you're Christian Grey, then what's next?
09:59So what are you next?
10:01What's your syllabus?
10:03What's your syllabus?
10:05Another syllabus
10:07If you think
10:09You and you are both right
10:13It's a big scenario
10:15And there's one girl
10:17Your boyfriend
10:19Your common
10:21So what will you talk about?
10:23I don't know if you are a common boyfriend
10:25Which person is common?
10:27Oh
10:29Oh
10:31Oh
10:33What is the problem of your family?
10:35If you are going to the house
10:37Then you are going to the house
10:39Mom and Papa are dead
10:41Mom is a Christian
10:43I am a gray
10:51Oh man
10:53What's the audience
10:55We have seen
10:57One day
10:58The audience
10:59The audience
11:01One day
11:02He told him
11:03Who am I
11:05But
11:07He said
11:09But
11:11He said
11:13For example, if you are still in the grave, I would ask my auntie to not know that.
11:16And maybe I don't know that one of my 50-60pt's shows is like this, I wouldn't see it.
11:23I don't know that when I was seeing it, I was just about age.
11:27I was just like that, you know, I was like, oh yeah, I feel like this, but I haven't seen it.
11:34But the thing is that, you don't know, what is all this, I feel like it is.
11:40right if i say literally
11:44it's not there
11:58so yeah that is it for today
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