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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:12I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:14What does it look like?
00:00:16No, that is my apartment.
00:00:18I just got the keys.
00:00:20Yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess.
00:00:24Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26Nice try. I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:29I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:34Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:36Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:52No, no, what the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:56I am not an asshole, this is my door!
00:00:58It's my apartment!
00:00:59No, it is not!
00:01:00Water out there!
00:01:02I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:12Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked.
00:01:16It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment.
00:01:19To both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her?
00:01:22Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious.
00:01:36You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here.
00:01:41Take my credit card.
00:01:43What?
00:01:44How?
00:01:45How?
00:01:46How?
00:01:47Well, well, well.
00:01:48Can I have the apartment now?
00:01:49No.
00:01:50No.
00:01:51I paid the deposit and got approved.
00:01:52Same as you.
00:01:53Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:01:54Oh, please.
00:01:55Call me Andy.
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:57Andy!
00:01:58How could you be this cruel?
00:01:59First, you leave me at the altar and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:03You know, I really thought that you loved me.
00:02:04I really thought that you loved me.
00:02:05I know!
00:02:06I knew you were like, oh, well.
00:02:07Well, well, well.
00:02:08Well, well, well.
00:02:09Can I have the apartment now?
00:02:10No.
00:02:11No.
00:02:12No.
00:02:13I paid the deposit and got approved.
00:02:14Same as you.
00:02:15Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:02:16Oh, please.
00:02:17Call me Andy.
00:02:18Andy.
00:02:19me at the altar and now you're trying to steal our apartment you know i really thought that you
00:02:24loved me are you too no no no i don't know this woman i've never met her before in my life
00:02:32we celebrated our five-year anniversary in april our first date was on the pier
00:02:37you won me an octopus auntie an octo what i seriously i don't know this woman ma'am if he
00:02:43says he doesn't know you i have to abide by policy and i it's just
00:02:51i'm pregnant you can't abandon me on the streets with a baby on the way
00:03:04with the baby on the way no no no you can't believe a word she is saying she is crazy
00:03:09mr rhodes if you can't reconcile with your poor fiance i'm going to have to call security
00:03:17since you both paid a deposit the first two months rent's covered
00:03:24okay who are you you don't recognize the girl you left at the altar really hurts andy
00:03:35okay look i had to do something today was my wedding day
00:03:37and i just really couldn't go through with it so i ran yeah i kind of gathered that
00:03:41my credit cards are frozen oh my bank account is probably trying to look it was really an emergency
00:03:45okay what is your name corinne corin car um i got carter okay corinne you know you seem
00:03:57really nice and sane and all but emergency or not you just manipulated your way into my apartment
00:04:03your apartment well you did hear her right i did pay half of the rent for the next two months
00:04:09oh well how are you going to pay that when it's up you're broke i will figure it out okay just relax
00:04:22no don't don't do this andy look this is a this is a bad idea you don't even know her why would
00:04:26you feel bad for her it makes no sense
00:04:42uh i think you lost something there magic mike
00:04:45i think you lost something there magic mike oh on the contrary i'm making myself at home
00:04:57this is my apartment so i can wear or not wear whatever i want are you sure you can handle this
00:05:03arrangement you've never lived with a guy before uh you might want to back down i don't want to make
00:05:11you uncomfortable rest assured despite this tempting face and this nice body
00:05:31i will be just fine the real question is whether you will be
00:05:41um what uh what's what's this book well you would know if it wasn't upside down
00:05:49i'm cleaning this one what no i wanted that room
00:06:03it gets the good light and everything should have been faster done
00:06:06hey corinne i heard what happened i'm so sorry no it's okay monica i mean it's probably for the
00:06:22best it was my choice after all that's good to hear so i sent your severance package to your personal
00:06:29email since your work email was deactivated just take a look and sign it when you can my what your
00:06:35severance package did your dad not inspiring me oh my god corinne i'm so sorry i would love to help
00:06:43you but your dad threatened me yeah well it sounds like him no it's it's okay monica i i got an
00:06:50apartment at least i have somewhere to live well that's good how's a new place it's fine
00:06:58god my roommate he's kind of an asshole but he's fine he you're living with a guy yeah it's a really
00:07:06long story remind me to tell you about it at some point well is he hot at least okay yeah and it makes
00:07:13it kind of worse well you let me know if he tries anything i'll come over there and teach him a lesson
00:07:19i've got to go i'm really sorry corey i'll catch you later bye
00:07:27and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse
00:07:30go ahead hurry up i need to pee
00:07:51sorry what did you say it's allowed in here look get out i need to pee
00:07:56yeah no just take your time it's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything
00:08:02look i have got a job interview and i've got to look my best okay okay
00:08:12hello what are you still doing in here i am not done with my hair
00:08:17you can go ahead i'm not gonna look are you insane i can't use the bathroom while you're in it
00:08:22wow i really didn't take you for a prude andy i guess you're just gonna have to wait a little bit
00:08:28longer i'm serious i'm gonna be late for work
00:08:32okay fine catch you later
00:08:37okay get it together and she's just your roommate
00:08:39oh my god
00:08:46well corinne your experience at the carlton group speaks for itself
00:08:52and with a sharp wit like that you will fit right in here at turn time
00:08:57where can you start i can actually start right now excellent the boss will love you he has been looking
00:09:04for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months i can introduce you wait that
00:09:11would be perfect let's go great come on in
00:09:20i'm a corinne yes the promising candidate i was telling you about
00:09:27i just interviewed her and i think she'll be a perfect fit i'll leave you guys to it
00:09:34so this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for
00:09:41well too bad you won't be getting the job
00:09:47well too bad you won't be getting the job
00:09:49wait that's not fair i had no idea that this was your ad agency okay
00:09:53and you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake
00:09:57well actually as it is my ad agency i can do whatever i want
00:10:00okay well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if i don't have a job
00:10:05it's easy go find a job somewhere else leave
00:10:09oh my god i am so sorry i was not looking where i was going
00:10:27oh are you reading abracus i love this book i read it in high school oh really i've never met anyone
00:10:33who's actually read it oh um miss rosenberg i didn't know you were coming in today uh please
00:10:39step into my office so we can discuss the rebranding no worries at all i was early i just met your
00:10:44very impressive associate i feel good about turn time media already you know it's so nice to see such
00:10:52bright minds here well actually uh yes thank you this is corinne she is the newest addition to our
00:10:58marketing team it's her first day it is it is yep it is you go wait in the break room i'll give you a
00:11:09tour in a second you better treat her nicely roads i would steal her from my company in a heartbeat
00:11:28perfect
00:11:36hi i'm corinne i'm new to the team we saw you really put on a show out there
00:11:45you need anything corinne oh wait are you the coffee girl you know i would really really
00:11:49love a matcha latte we only have coffee i'm afraid i'll make you some summer thank you
00:11:58So, what were your names again?
00:12:08Lilia.
00:12:09Welcome to Turntide Media.
00:12:14Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:12:28What the hell happened to you?
00:12:39I... it was a coffee machine.
00:12:42Super finicky.
00:12:43Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:46You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:48Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:51Here.
00:12:55Take my card.
00:12:56Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:59We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:13:00You can't go looking like that.
00:13:02But no, I couldn't take your...
00:13:04No, take it.
00:13:05I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:13:08Take it, Corinne.
00:13:10Alright then.
00:13:14So I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:13:16See you.
00:13:19Have fun.
00:13:20I will.
00:13:21Bye.
00:13:26What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:48What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:53What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:58Huh?
00:13:59Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon using somebody else's money?
00:14:07Fuck.
00:14:08Perfect.
00:14:09I'm sorry.
00:14:10Did you just say $10,000?
00:14:12Yes.
00:14:13My bank called me.
00:14:13They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:14:14Oh my God.
00:14:15What the hell, Corinne?
00:14:16I'm so sorry.
00:14:17I didn't even look at the tags.
00:14:18I just picked out things that I liked.
00:14:19This...
00:14:20This is how you shop?
00:14:21Uh, at high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:14:23I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:14:26Look, I won't return everything.
00:14:27I have the receipt, okay?
00:14:28It's...
00:14:29It's somewhere.
00:14:30It's somewhere.
00:14:31Um, I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:35Corinne.
00:14:36Just...
00:14:37I'm not happy about how this happened, but...
00:14:40Don't go to the trouble.
00:14:42It's whatever.
00:14:43Now, come on.
00:14:44We have to go meet with that client, so...
00:14:46Chop-chop.
00:14:47Whatever.
00:14:48You're not mad?
00:14:49I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me, but...
00:14:51Turns out you are just completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:54Hey.
00:14:55Am I wrong?
00:14:56Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:14:59Look, just forget it.
00:15:00It's not a big deal.
00:15:06Ten thousand dollars down the drain, and it's just...
00:15:09Whatever?
00:15:13Is he like...
00:15:22Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kempner.
00:15:24Brush-iron traffic.
00:15:25No matter, boy.
00:15:29Now, who do we have here?
00:15:30Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:32I am the new marketing associate with Turntine Media.
00:15:35Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:37She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:39Uh, if I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes,
00:15:46I'd have given you the deal right then.
00:15:48Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but, um...
00:15:57I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:16:00Well, I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:03How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:05Tell you what, Miss, uh...
00:16:11Karen, uh...
00:16:13Carla?
00:16:15Have a nightcap with me later.
00:16:18And the deal is yours.
00:16:20Excuse me?
00:16:21Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:16:24It's just one night.
00:16:25You do wanna make your boss proud, don't you?
00:16:30Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
00:16:33And you're probably too drunk to even realize, but I am NOT that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:37I do play nice with men like you.
00:16:39So why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:41You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:47Do you want our business or not?
00:16:52Well...
00:17:02You mean, am I gonna let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:17:05And the answer's no.
00:17:07You punched me.
00:17:08You punched me!
00:17:09Do you know who I am, boy?
00:17:12I do now.
00:17:13Let's go.
00:17:15Let's go.
00:17:37Let's go!
00:17:38how to dust
00:17:48okay well i don't have whatever that is
00:18:08oh my god what did you do it was an accident i barely touched it it just it just fell you
00:18:26ruined the only thing i have left of my first dog an accident i am so sorry i'm going to
00:18:35sweep it up get out get out get out get out get out wait you can't kick me out this is
00:18:47my apartment too i'll make sure you get the deposit back leave wait i don't have my phone
00:18:54wallet or anything andy look i can't go anywhere andy
00:19:07i'm sorry little guy
00:19:11no more roommates
00:19:26was she trying to clean my room
00:19:32carin
00:19:43carin
00:19:53carin
00:20:00carin
00:20:05carin
00:20:07carin
00:20:10carin
00:20:14etc
00:20:16well i wonder what happened to her sleeping in the office in pajamas it's a first do you think
00:20:28she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend two guys are mourning already nice pajamas
00:20:36leave me alone
00:20:40corinne can i see you in my office please
00:20:46go home and change
00:21:03i thought you evicted me
00:21:07half of the office has already seen me like this don't you want to change
00:21:18this is not a good idea it's just not there yet
00:21:33have you guys seen corinne yet you mean since this morning no hell i'm professional
00:21:54corinne corinne
00:22:01corinne
00:22:05corinne
00:22:19corinne
00:22:20hey are you okay
00:22:22corinne
00:22:37corinne
00:22:38corinne
00:22:39corinne
00:22:40oh my god you're burning up
00:22:44why
00:22:45no you have a fever
00:22:47stay here i'll get some medicine
00:22:50hey come on take this come on okay i'll let you sleep i'm sorry just let me stay
00:23:17why am i naked
00:23:43why am i naked
00:23:50um so um
00:23:54relax
00:23:56i am familiar with the human body
00:23:58i don't even have one of my own
00:24:00but you want me to uh take this off so that we're even
00:24:04um
00:24:05yeah no i've seen i've seen enough of you thank you very much um let's just pretend that this
00:24:11never happened all right
00:24:14are you feeling better
00:24:15i think so
00:24:17i'm starving
00:24:19there's muffins on the counter
00:24:21you got muffins
00:24:28uh they were a gift from a client
00:24:31don't eat them all
00:24:32uh huh
00:24:33who the hell are you
00:24:42who the hell are you
00:24:43what are you doing in andy's apartment
00:24:45are you the maid or something
00:24:47excuse you i live here and you can't explain who you are yet
00:24:51i'm betty andy's fiance
00:24:54i'm betty andy's fiance
00:24:58i'm betty andy's fiance
00:25:00uh not my fiance
00:25:02betty just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born doesn't make it real
00:25:07now please stop stalking me
00:25:09well i wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me
00:25:12oh damn this apartment's even dingier than the last one
00:25:15you ghosted her
00:25:17oh that is so bad
00:25:19you know would you have preferred that i file a restraining order
00:25:23ooh that is really bad too
00:25:26god i would just cut it now
00:25:28oh you'd love that wouldn't you
00:25:30oh what do you think you're his girlfriend or something
00:25:35well actually yes
00:25:37what
00:25:38yes
00:25:39and we are
00:25:40very happy
00:25:44well i guess his apartment came with more than one downgrade
00:25:46excuse you
00:25:47come on andy
00:25:49stop playing hard to get
00:25:50you know we belong together
00:25:52no
00:25:53now leave before i call the police
00:25:54you are not serious
00:25:55no no no no no no
00:25:58i knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment
00:26:06how many girls are gonna knockin on our door andy
00:26:09who
00:26:10how many girls are gonna be knockin on our door andy
00:26:15shut up
00:26:17it's none of your business
00:26:18My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:23How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:32Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:38Who's your guest?
00:26:40Oh, Andrew, this is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:43Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:44The one and only.
00:26:45Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:50Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59Did I do something wrong?
00:27:01Why are you here?
00:27:02Again?
00:27:03To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:07Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:11Come on now.
00:27:12Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:14I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:16Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:19You know what?
00:27:20You are going to hear him out.
00:27:22Now, let's not keep him waiting.
00:27:23Come on now.
00:27:24Oh, my God.
00:27:26What are you looking for?
00:27:39I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:44You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:46Oh.
00:27:46Somebody's about to get a travel.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:58Okay.
00:28:00I'm so stupid.
00:28:05I'm so stupid.
00:28:05I'm so stupid.
00:28:06I'm so stupid.
00:28:06I'm so stupid.
00:28:07I'm so stupid.
00:28:08I'm so stupid.
00:28:09We're looking to expand in the next quarter, please.
00:28:18So, what brings you here today?
00:28:20The Carlton Group. We are very interested in acquiring them.
00:28:30Excuse me?
00:28:31Sorry, I, um, stubbed my toe.
00:28:35Please, continue.
00:28:36Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:42Uh, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton.
00:28:46But we're not looking to be bought anytime soon.
00:28:48I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup,
00:28:51and I have plans to grow it further on my own.
00:28:53I, I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:55I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much-needed stability
00:29:00in this very competitive industry.
00:29:03Our identity as a young, contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:29:08I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's long-standing traditions.
00:29:14Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:29:17I mean, you're an ad agency. That's your job, right?
00:29:20Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:29:26And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:29Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:34Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton.
00:29:37But I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:39Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is.
00:29:42Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:45But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:49You have daughters, don't you?
00:29:52What is it?
00:29:53Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:56I only have one daughter.
00:29:58Chloe.
00:30:07I only have one daughter.
00:30:08Chloe.
00:30:09Now, you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:30:17We're also bidding on that deal.
00:30:19You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:21How do you know about that?
00:30:22That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:30:24I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:28If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:35But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:43All right.
00:30:46Deal.
00:30:47Ah, all right.
00:30:49Bam!
00:30:50I'll look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:54Oh.
00:30:55Oh, my God.
00:31:06So sorry for the interruption.
00:31:12Well, I will see you later.
00:31:13No, no, no.
00:31:14What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:16I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:19And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:24You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:30Well...
00:31:31Look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago, and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:31:35Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:39You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:40You're making the right choice.
00:31:42I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turntide.
00:31:50If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:57Is that how you deserve it?
00:31:58I do.
00:31:59Oh, yeah.
00:32:03Walk of shame?
00:32:13Hey, congrats, man.
00:32:16On what?
00:32:18She's a 10 for sure.
00:32:20Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:23If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set, maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:32:29Alright.
00:32:31Damn, man.
00:32:32Forget I said anything.
00:32:33Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:43No, not a problem.
00:32:44We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:47I think if...
00:32:49Let me call you back.
00:32:51Bob.
00:32:52Vince.
00:32:53To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:55Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:58We're here to escort you.
00:32:59Well, that's not gonna happen.
00:33:01I have a really busy schedule today.
00:33:03And also, I'm not getting married.
00:33:05Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:33:08Very.
00:33:10Did my dad send them?
00:33:12Well, I'm just...
00:33:14Guys.
00:33:15Hey, let him go!
00:33:16We're in!
00:33:17Oh!
00:33:18Whoa!
00:33:24You didn't need to do that!
00:33:25I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:33:27Be safe.
00:33:28Get pepper spray.
00:33:29I'll look into that.
00:33:30Oh, I think you've got some on my shirt.
00:33:32Oh, it's fine.
00:33:33I'll do laundry.
00:33:35Now?
00:33:36I can do laundry.
00:33:38I think.
00:33:59I'm the mitts.
00:34:00Come on!
00:34:09Now?
00:34:10Oh!
00:34:11Oh it burns.
00:34:14Oh, it burns, it burns, it burns.
00:34:21Oh, do not have a pet peeve.
00:34:24Ow!
00:34:37The other nail?
00:34:39Oh.
00:34:42This one.
00:34:47Come on.
00:34:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:59Spoon?
00:35:00Microwave?
00:35:01No.
00:35:02No.
00:35:05Here.
00:35:07Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:35:15Wax or oil?
00:35:20Huh.
00:35:21Close enough.
00:35:22Hey!
00:35:23Did you cook?
00:35:25Yep.
00:35:26And I used a recipe.
00:35:27Oh, and the best part is...
00:35:31I cleaned the floors.
00:35:32You what?
00:35:33I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting a job.
00:35:37And it's Saturday.
00:35:38So I cleaned the floors.
00:35:40Looks great.
00:35:41Looks great in here.
00:35:42Okay.
00:35:43I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting me a job.
00:35:46And it's Saturday.
00:35:47So I cleaned the floors.
00:35:49Looks great in here.
00:35:50And smells great too.
00:35:51Yeah, well, get over here before it gets cold.
00:35:56Uh, what the hell did you do?
00:35:57You know what?
00:35:58I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting a job.
00:36:01And it's Saturday.
00:36:02So I cleaned the floors.
00:36:04It looks great in here.
00:36:05And it smells great too.
00:36:06Yeah, well, get over here before it gets cold.
00:36:11Uh, what the hell did you do?
00:36:16Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:19Uh, soap?
00:36:21Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:36:25Olive oil.
00:36:27I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:29No, not the right kind of oil.
00:36:32We are gonna walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:40Okay, I have to go.
00:36:41Come on, bring her.
00:36:43Okay, well, move your foot.
00:36:45Oh, God.
00:36:46What can I eat?
00:36:47Wait!
00:36:48Wait!
00:37:01Oh, my God.
00:37:03Are you okay?
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:10That smells good.
00:37:11It smells so good.
00:37:12It smells so good.
00:37:13It smells really great.
00:37:17I should...
00:37:18Brussels sprouts.
00:37:19Yeah, I'll go get the donuts.
00:37:20Yeah, yeah.
00:37:21Yeah.
00:37:22Yeah, you do that.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:28Okay, new house rule.
00:37:30No more chores without supervision.
00:37:32Hey, dinner was edible.
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:40Need a hand over there?
00:37:42No.
00:37:48Ah!
00:37:49I'm all powerful.
00:37:51Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise, but...
00:37:54Sure.
00:37:56I'm really, really sorry about that.
00:37:57Mm-hmm.
00:37:58There's...
00:37:59There's a lot I need to learn.
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:03There's a lot that you do know.
00:38:04Yeah.
00:38:05Like how to escape a wedding.
00:38:06Well, I saw those heels.
00:38:08That could not have been easy.
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:14If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:17I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:38:18Ooh.
00:38:20Okay, so which ones go?
00:38:21Each jump?
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:23X, come on.
00:38:24X!
00:38:27You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:38:35But...
00:38:38She didn't teach us anything useful.
00:38:40Like how to cook or clean or live independently.
00:38:44I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:47She was always just questioning everything.
00:38:49My sister was really good at it though.
00:38:51And then at some point they just stopped trying.
00:38:55So you have a sister?
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:57Older.
00:38:59Chloe.
00:39:02She is the definition of golden child.
00:39:07Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly, obi.
00:39:11Yeah, in my parents' eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister
00:39:16who was only really good for one thing.
00:39:20Marriage.
00:39:23And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:39:27I see.
00:39:29Arranged marriage.
00:39:31You don't really seem that surprised.
00:39:34Yeah, it happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:41I only met him like once before the wedding.
00:39:44So weird.
00:39:45Well you know what?
00:39:46I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:48Fuck em.
00:39:53Yeah?
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:56Okay, well I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:40:00I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:03I don't pick up on things easily.
00:40:04You're smart, Corinne.
00:40:06Scary smart.
00:40:07Sometimes.
00:40:10And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life.
00:40:13Now you know what?
00:40:14Hell, better.
00:40:16On your own terms.
00:40:18And you're not alone.
00:40:23Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:25No, I'm sorry.
00:40:26I just...
00:40:28I just really want to kiss you.
00:40:29I just really want to kiss you.
00:40:54No, no, no.
00:40:57Why?
00:41:00That better be something in your pocket.
00:41:02Ugh, what are you imagining?
00:41:04Oh god.
00:41:09Uh, we should...
00:41:11Yeah, help.
00:41:12Anything else, okay.
00:41:14Okay, yep.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:17Was I snoring?
00:41:19You know, I'm gonna get some water, I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:23This apartment is depressing, you know that?
00:41:26The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:41:30That is the definition of delinquency.
00:41:34Excuse me?
00:41:35Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:38Where's the decor?
00:41:40The books?
00:41:42The books?
00:41:43I don't read books.
00:41:44It's the 21st century.
00:41:45Who owns books?
00:41:46Every sensible adult in the world?
00:41:49Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Cory.
00:41:52Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:54You need to read, Andy.
00:41:56How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:42:00I listen to podcasts.
00:42:02Gross.
00:42:03I gotta go rent some errands.
00:42:04I'll be home later.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:07You can just do whatever you want.
00:42:08Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:42:10In that case, no.
00:42:17Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:26John?
00:42:27So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:37No, um, this is my home.
00:42:41Home?
00:42:43Very funny.
00:42:44This is merely a month-long tantrum, befitting of a brat who is ungrateful as you.
00:42:51Well, I like it.
00:42:52When are you coming back?
00:42:53James did not like that stunt you pulled.
00:42:56And you embarrassed us all.
00:42:58And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:43:02Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forget that.
00:43:06How did you find me?
00:43:08Oh, please.
00:43:09I hired a private investigator when you ran.
00:43:12I've known about this place for weeks.
00:43:14You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:43:18No.
00:43:19This is my life now, okay?
00:43:21I have worked for it.
00:43:22Just leave me alone.
00:43:24Cutting you off was your punishment.
00:43:26It was to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't.
00:43:29You are a Carlton.
00:43:31Act like it!
00:43:33Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company.
00:43:37While you have wasted our name.
00:43:41The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife.
00:43:45I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:50You know what?
00:43:52My boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:56Boyfriend?
00:43:58What boyfriend?
00:44:00What boyfriend?
00:44:01Well, his name is Andy.
00:44:03And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:44:06Now get out!
00:44:09Don't regret this little girl.
00:44:10Oh!
00:44:11Andy?
00:44:12What are you doing here?
00:44:13I pass by this place everyday.
00:44:15You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:28Andy?
00:44:31What are you doing here?
00:44:34Um, I pass by this place every day.
00:44:37You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:42Aww, did my comment get to you?
00:44:45We thought it was so sweet.
00:44:46No.
00:44:47No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:49Huh.
00:44:52No.
00:44:53I am.
00:44:54Hold this.
00:44:58Classic.
00:45:01Little women?
00:45:02Mm-hmm.
00:45:03Are they, like, Tinkerbell?
00:45:05They are full-sized.
00:45:07You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:12You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:14Oh, we were just getting started.
00:45:16No kidding.
00:45:17Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:45:20A rare first edition of the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson.
00:45:25Which is Riley regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:45:28And only for $200.
00:45:30It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:35Ma'am, Johnson's complete Emily Dickinson may be her first full collection of her work,
00:45:41but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:43I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:47And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:51So before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book,
00:45:53maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:58Well then.
00:45:59So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:46:10This one is my favorite!
00:46:12I've never heard of it.
00:46:14Oh, it is so juicy.
00:46:16High society affairs.
00:46:18Unrequited love.
00:46:19Plot twists.
00:46:21Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:46:24We have so many.
00:46:26Maybe next time.
00:46:28Tsk.
00:46:29Tsk.
00:46:30Tsk.
00:46:31Tsk.
00:46:32Tsk.
00:46:33Tsk.
00:46:34Tsk.
00:46:35Tsk.
00:46:36Tsk.
00:46:37Tsk.
00:46:38Tsk.
00:46:39Tsk.
00:46:40Tsk.
00:46:41Tsk.
00:46:42Tsk.
00:46:43Tsk.
00:46:44Tsk.
00:46:45Tsk.
00:46:46Tsk.
00:46:47Tsk.
00:46:48Tsk.
00:46:49Tsk.
00:46:50Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:52Tsk.
00:46:53Tsk.
00:46:54Who's this?
00:46:55This...
00:46:56He...
00:46:57Is...
00:46:58James Prescott.
00:46:59Corinne's fiancƩ.
00:47:00And...
00:47:01You are?
00:47:02Andy Rhodes.
00:47:04You have a fiancƩ?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:07You are not my fiancƩ, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:47:10Just because you left me at the altar, doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:47:14Oh, you're that guy.
00:47:17Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer, huh?
00:47:20Yeah.
00:47:21Stay out of this.
00:47:22This is between me and her.
00:47:25She can make her own decisions.
00:47:27In fact, you know, why don't we ask her, Corinne?
00:47:29Did you change your mind?
00:47:31No.
00:47:32I didn't.
00:47:33Well, there you have it.
00:47:36No means no.
00:47:38And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:43And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:46Okay, look, man.
00:47:47I don't know what you think.
00:47:48Okay, guys.
00:47:49We are in public.
00:47:50James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:51This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me.
00:47:57There you go.
00:47:59Bye-bye now.
00:48:01Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:48:05I wonder what your father has to say about this, Gwen.
00:48:12His hair is really shiny.
00:48:17Did you get oak and my coffee?
00:48:22I'll get us.
00:48:23Oh my goodness!
00:48:24I miss you so much.
00:48:25Ditto.
00:48:26Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:27No.
00:48:28So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:29Yeah, Turntide Media.
00:48:30Oh my god, let me give you a tour.
00:48:31Yes.
00:48:32Oh, yes.
00:48:33Ooh.
00:48:34This is the storm cloud.
00:48:37Yeah, I remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:39And now he's also my boss.
00:48:41But he's not a roommate like that. I wonder what happened.
00:48:46I think I might know.
00:48:48Someone published a book in the book in the book.
00:48:51So, Carlton just isn't the same without you?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:54my boss. But he's not a man like that. I wonder what happened. I think I might know. Someone
00:49:02published an expose on Turntide Media. It's all over the news. Oh no. That's really bad.
00:49:12Yeah, I better go. But dinner soon? Okay, yes, please. Good luck. Thanks. That's a good start
00:49:24to the morning. I'm literally sick to my stomach right now. What's going on? Didn't you hear?
00:49:35We're the new poster child for unethical advertising. Apparently there was a recall on the first
00:49:39product deal Andy ever did as CEO. Oh, shit. And the worst part, the Carlton group boosted
00:49:45the article immediately and said, this is what happens when you let a bunch of money-hungry
00:49:50Gen Zers run an ad agency. They got to be behind him. Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office
00:49:54a week ago? Yeah. Can I see you all in the conference room? No. Okay. Okay. What's going to happen?
00:50:05As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turntide.
00:50:09Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:50:17We have a mole?
00:50:21We have a mole?
00:50:23Too soon to say. But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:50:26Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:32I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:37I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:39We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:41Enough. I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:45The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:49If we can win them over, who knows? Maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:53This pitch is life or death for Turntide.
00:50:55So I'm going to be presenting it.
00:51:02So, mind you, he's fully naked when he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending skills.
00:51:08But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:51:10Yeah, it was five.
00:51:13You know, I recall having to call 911 to, uh, rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment with flying using helium balloons.
00:51:23I was levitating off the ground for a little bit. You know, that's considered flying.
00:51:29That's fair.
00:51:29He was.
00:51:29He was.
00:51:31Shall we?
00:51:44Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:47You'll enjoy your night, bro.
00:51:54What the hell is happening?
00:51:56Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:51:59Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:52:01Oh.
00:52:04Well, yeah, good for them.
00:52:08You're cute.
00:52:10Come on, waterbender.
00:52:12Let's go home.
00:52:15Come on.
00:52:20Well, I, for one, think Andy and Karan would be great together.
00:52:24And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:52:30Excuse me.
00:52:31Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:35I'm just glad Karan is doing well.
00:52:37She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:41But Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:47But Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:48She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:49They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:52They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:56She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:58Oh, wow.
00:53:00I had no idea.
00:53:08It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:53:10You know?
00:53:11Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:53:16Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:53:22Wait, Andy is rich?
00:53:26Yeah, uh, haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:33Oh, my God.
00:53:34Rhodes hotels?
00:53:35I never even put it together.
00:53:36Yeah, he went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:39He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:43And, um, you and Karan don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:48And you and Andy don't know about Karan.
00:53:52Holy shit!
00:53:59Hey, girl.
00:54:01Okay, tell me everything.
00:54:06Masking in the afterglow?
00:54:10I don't kiss and tell.
00:54:11It was amazing.
00:54:12Ten out of ten.
00:54:13But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:54:17You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:54:19Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:21Uh, yeah, sure.
00:54:23I could take a break.
00:54:25Okay, what?
00:54:25What is more important than your sex life?
00:54:28I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:54:31Did you know Karan comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:35What did you say?
00:54:37Karan.
00:54:38Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:40Rhodes, hotels.
00:54:41What?
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43Dude, Karan is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:48What would you say?
00:54:49What would you say?
00:54:49You're a Carlton.
00:55:07You're a Carlton.
00:55:14Yes.
00:55:15I'm the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:55:17Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:55:18You're a Carlton.
00:55:19The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the press.
00:55:22Are you the fucking mole?
00:55:24Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:55:27Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:55:29After everything we've been through.
00:55:31You know me, Andy.
00:55:32You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:55:35I don't know.
00:55:36What do you mean?
00:55:36Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:39How is that relevant right now?
00:55:41How is that relevant?
00:55:42You're accusing me of lying about my family, yet you did the, uh, exact same thing?
00:55:47At least I have an excuse.
00:55:48What's yours?
00:55:49Were you cut off from your family, too?
00:55:51No.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52I wasn't.
00:55:52Okay, well then, why are you here?
00:55:54You don't even need to live a normal life.
00:55:56Were you just pretending for fun?
00:55:58I am not here for fun.
00:56:00I went out on my own to prove myself.
00:56:02Everybody just expected me to join the family business.
00:56:04But I needed to make my own way in the world.
00:56:07Okay, well then, why didn't you just tell me that, okay?
00:56:09Why don't you trust me?
00:56:10Well, I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a-
00:56:12Could be what?
00:56:13I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:16I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:18Okay, well, if that came out-
00:56:22Yeah, it fucking did!
00:56:24First I'm a traitor, and now I'm a gold digger.
00:56:26You know what?
00:56:27You are just a real class-ass dandy.
00:56:28Oh, stop deflecting!
00:56:30You heard this from Mr. Carlton, that while you were snooping around in my office, no less,
00:56:34and you didn't say anything, I have every right to be angry.
00:56:37I chose freedom!
00:56:39And I lost everything because of it.
00:56:42Do you really think that I would turn around and just betray you like that?
00:56:48I opened up to you about everything, and you just turn around and throw it in my face!
00:56:54I even told you that my parents were for my sister over me!
00:56:58And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal, and yet you still don't do it!
00:57:02When?
00:57:03When have I not treated you as an equal?
00:57:05Do you suspect you're equal of ulterior motives, so much so that you would accuse her of being the mole?
00:57:12After living with her for weeks!
00:57:14No, it doesn't matter.
00:57:16I saw the door camera fridge.
00:57:18Eric Carlton was standing right here in this apartment.
00:57:20Did you feed him information then?
00:57:21He was just trying to get me to come back!
00:57:30I have seen you lie, Corinne!
00:57:33It comes as easily to you as breathing.
00:57:35Ever since you showed up in this apartment, you have caused me nothing but trouble,
00:57:38and I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I'm...
00:57:41That sounds like you already think I'm guilty, so be it.
00:57:59Oh, honey!
00:58:00I'll get the ice cream.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:08Enjoy.
00:58:09Hi, welcome!
00:58:11Corinne.
00:58:18Why did you ask me here, James?
00:58:20Cutting right to the chase.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:23Well, you see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:58:28Wait.
00:58:29You're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:58:31Please.
00:58:32What could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement?
00:58:36Your boy toy isn't who he says yes.
00:58:38Andy?
00:58:39I know.
00:58:40He's part of the Rhodes family.
00:58:43Big whoop.
00:58:44Not that, Corinne.
00:58:46He's engaged to this woman, Betty Kenden, 25.
00:58:52She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:54No, no, no.
00:58:54I met her.
00:58:55She's crazy.
00:58:56They've been engaged to be married since childhood.
00:58:59My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:59:03The wedding is set for me.
00:59:04Well, you're wrong.
00:59:06Who's your source?
00:59:06Who's your source?
00:59:07Okay, you know what?
00:59:24You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I.
00:59:26So just get to the point.
00:59:28The point is, Corinne, I know you love him, but you can't have him.
00:59:33He belongs to Miss Camden.
00:59:35This past month, all of it, it's been fake.
00:59:38A dream.
00:59:39Fuck you.
00:59:40What I can offer you is real.
00:59:42Yeah, what's that?
00:59:43Security.
00:59:44Home.
00:59:45Assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant.
00:59:47You will be taken care of.
00:59:49Forever.
00:59:50You will never have to worry or doubt ever again.
00:59:53Take some time.
00:59:55Think about it.
00:59:56I'll be waiting.
01:00:00Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy that your parents had to cancel the press shoot?
01:00:07That was such a fun day, despite the looks on their faces.
01:00:12Oh, gosh.
01:00:13You know, you two made such a couple then, and now.
01:00:20Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
01:00:25This place is just so lovely, isn't it?
01:00:29Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
01:00:31No problem, dear.
01:00:42It's such a lovely evening, isn't it?
01:00:45Yes.
01:00:49There he is.
01:00:50Oh.
01:01:01Fuck this.
01:01:02Excuse me.
01:01:06Is he taunting me?
01:01:13Is this psychological warfare?
01:01:15You know what?
01:01:16James is right.
01:01:17I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:01:23Corinne!
01:01:24What a coincidence.
01:01:25I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:01:29Would you like to join?
01:01:31Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:34Did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over and make up?
01:01:37How sad.
01:01:38Hello there.
01:01:49Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:52You're right.
01:01:53Imagine that.
01:01:54What will you do?
01:02:00You know what?
01:02:01I would like to propose a toast.
01:02:03To Turntide.
01:02:04And all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:02:07I am so proud of you.
01:02:10Cheers.
01:02:13Thanks, Mom.
01:02:14That means a lot.
01:02:14But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:02:19I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:02:23What's the matter?
01:02:25Betty and I's engagement.
01:02:27Listen, Mom.
01:02:27I know you and the Candace have wanted this for my entire life.
01:02:30But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:33I'm a grown man now.
01:02:35I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:37Andy?
01:02:39You know what?
01:02:40I'm tired of this.
01:02:42I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years.
01:02:45And all you do is reject me.
01:02:47I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:50What does she have that I don't?
01:02:52Who is she?
01:02:54She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:57Andy, is that true?
01:02:58She's just a roommate.
01:03:01And her name's Corinne.
01:03:02Betty, I can't marry you.
01:03:04And it's not because of her it wouldn't be right.
01:03:07I'm sorry.
01:03:09Fix it.
01:03:10I'm going to call my parents.
01:03:14Andy?
01:03:15Just because you have a startup does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:03:19First you turned down the Carltons and now the Camdens?
01:03:24God, what are you doing?
01:03:26Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:03:30Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:32They should be earned.
01:03:34And I want to marry somebody I love, not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:37You have known Betty your entire life and our family approves of her.
01:03:41And you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:47Do you understand?
01:03:48If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:52How?
01:03:52God.
01:03:53How dare you?
01:03:55Do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:03:59Do you want the same for your child?
01:04:02You are young and I know what's best for you.
01:04:05And this is not over.
01:04:07And you will figure it out.
01:04:20Are you leaving?
01:04:22Yes.
01:04:23You could just keep the rest of my stuff or throw it away.
01:04:26I don't really care.
01:04:27Is this about the other night?
01:04:29Can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:31Do you know what's really ironic?
01:04:32You accuse me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me.
01:04:37Yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:39What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:42Enjoy married life.
01:04:43Oh, what?
01:04:46Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:48You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:52Why are you even mad?
01:04:54We're just roommates.
01:04:56What does it matter to you?
01:04:59Just roommates.
01:05:00You know, that's low even for you, Andy.
01:05:03What?
01:05:04We had moments.
01:05:05The flirting.
01:05:06Always here to kiss, for God's sake.
01:05:07Does none of that mean anything to you?
01:05:08We were drinking.
01:05:10Right.
01:05:11Got it.
01:05:13Where are you going?
01:05:14None of your business.
01:05:15Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you?
01:05:17To James?
01:05:18And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:05:20I always was.
01:05:22If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:05:24What?
01:05:24After all of the progress you've made, the life that you built for yourself through blood,
01:05:28sweat, and tears, you're just going to give it all away?
01:05:30Take the easy way out.
01:05:32You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:33What does it matter to you?
01:05:36We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:39Well, not anymore!
01:05:49Look, we decided to show up.
01:05:52You look tired.
01:05:53I'm here.
01:05:57Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson, it's an honor to have you here today.
01:06:10We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:06:14Here at Turntide, we aim to pinpoint the core that makes a product attractive to consumers
01:06:19and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:06:22Through meticulous research, we have found that the two words most commonly associated
01:06:27with Goldfield is summer and taste.
01:06:31Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues.
01:06:34And that brings us to the slogan that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:48Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:50Mr. Rhodes, you've certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:06:59It's an impeccable presentation.
01:07:01Virtually flawless.
01:07:02We can see the quality that comes out of Turntide.
01:07:05That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:07:07On the surface, the ad is perfect, but it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:07:12I mean, the taste of summer, come on, what does that even mean?
01:07:15I mean, it's soulless.
01:07:19Right.
01:07:19Basic.
01:07:21And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:26And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:27Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:31As I mentioned, studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:36They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:39Ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:43It's a safe bet.
01:07:45You're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:49Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:52Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:54I mean, we didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency
01:07:58to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:08:02Um, well, you know, I can, uh...
01:08:05We've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:08:08Look, I don't have to give an ultimatum, but
01:08:10if you don't give us something impressive, like, right now, we're walking.
01:08:16Please, if you give us one more day, we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive.
01:08:20We don't want another presentation.
01:08:22We want a good idea.
01:08:24Miss...
01:08:30Corinne Carlton.
01:08:31Corinne Carlton?
01:08:33Isn't that, um...
01:08:35What are you doing?
01:08:38I can pitch.
01:08:41I can pitch.
01:08:45Well then, go ahead.
01:08:47I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had, and although it was my choice, it was still really hard.
01:08:56And most people think that when you're struggling, you're focused on the basics, getting a job, finding a safe place to live, affording food and necessities, and surviving.
01:09:07And for the most part, that is, that's true, but in the in-between moments, when everything is just hitting you, you're just looking for comfort, just about everywhere.
01:09:18You're looking for anything and everything that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have.
01:09:23And in one of those moments, someone gave me a gold-filled beer.
01:09:26And I had a really hard time opening it.
01:09:28You know, weak hands.
01:09:30But I couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much.
01:09:42It was just a beer, but...
01:09:44You know, this may not resonate, but I keep thinking about this quote that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:50I did not care what it was all about.
01:09:52Life.
01:09:53You know?
01:09:54All I wanted to know was how to live in it.
01:09:56And if I found out how to live in it, then you learned from what it was all about.
01:10:02Goldfield.
01:10:04Live in it.
01:10:05The sun also rises.
01:10:07You'd have no way of knowing this, young lady, but our CEO is very fond of Hemingway.
01:10:13If you were here right now, be over the moon.
01:10:16He'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite.
01:10:19Well, I can throw together some mock-outs by the end of the week.
01:10:27Excellent.
01:10:28We look forward to seeing that.
01:10:30Ms. Carlton, you have a bright future here.
01:10:34That means a lot.
01:10:36Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fincher, please wait.
01:10:58What more is there to discuss?
01:11:01We made ourselves very clear.
01:11:03I don't know if you know this, but my father is Neil Martin.
01:11:07Okay.
01:11:08And?
01:11:09He's the largest supplier of wheat on the West Coast.
01:11:12A connection with him would be very beneficial for Goldfield.
01:11:16If you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down Turn Tides Pitch and going with the Carlton Group, I can make that happen.
01:11:23If you had done any research into our company, Ms. Martin, you'd know we produce our own wheat.
01:11:32Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:34Yeah, and does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us on behalf of another company?
01:11:40How about, if you do it, I'll give you a night you won't forget.
01:11:46Both of you.
01:11:52Mr. Rhodes, you need to control your people.
01:11:55Never in my entire career experience something so unprofessional.
01:11:59Is this your corporate culture?
01:12:01Absolutely not.
01:12:02And this is no longer an employee of Turn Tide.
01:12:05My sincerest apologies to both of you and we will make up for this violation tenfold.
01:12:10If you can come through like your all-star associate promised, maybe we can forget about this.
01:12:23Mr. Rhodes, please wait.
01:12:24So it was you?
01:12:25What the fuck were you thinking?
01:12:27I've worked my ass off for this company.
01:12:30I was here when it was nothing.
01:12:32I should have been made a partner ages ago, but you never even considered it.
01:12:36Ed Carlton offered me an executive role just for doing a small favor.
01:12:41So you betrayed us?
01:12:43Put the entire agency in jeopardy.
01:12:46If Corinne hadn't saved this back there-
01:12:47Please!
01:12:48I could have done the same thing.
01:12:50Pack your things.
01:12:51You're fired.
01:13:13Great fast.
01:13:22I bet I never bought that.
01:13:25Oh my God.
01:13:27We don't ever bought that...
01:13:30Not one word, not one gesture of yours, shall I, could I...
01:13:35Not one word, not one gesture of yours, shall I, could I, ever forget.
01:13:49Who read it?
01:13:59Mr. Carlton, figured you would show up at some point, come to hand over your clients to me?
01:14:05Enjoy them while you have them, because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:14:11Do you know who won the deal for us?
01:14:13Corinne, your daughter.
01:14:15Seems like you lost your biggest asset when you cut her off from the family.
01:14:19Corinne? How?
01:14:21I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:14:23What?
01:14:25I will give you back these clients, but you have to give up something else.
01:14:30Then that would be?
01:14:30Corinne, relinquish your control and let her live her own life, on her own terms.
01:14:37Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:43Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:44Deal.
01:14:44Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:15:02Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy? I just really need to talk to him.
01:15:06No, he's not in yet.
01:15:07But did you hear what happened?
01:15:09No, what happened?
01:15:10Andy fired Lillia.
01:15:13Apparently she's the Carlton mole.
01:15:15It got really intense, so he sent her packing.
01:15:19It was epic.
01:15:21But he's also super hot.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24What? Wait, how did I miss this?
01:15:26You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:28I was the only witness.
01:15:30Perks of being HR.
01:15:32Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:34That's the craziest part.
01:15:35He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:38What?
01:15:38He's getting married.
01:15:52Andy?
01:15:57I'm so sorry.
01:15:58I thought, um...
01:16:02Corinthe.
01:16:06Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:12Are you here to heroically stop my Irene's marriage?
01:16:15Okay, well, you don't belong with Betty, okay?
01:16:17You just don't.
01:16:18You've worked so hard, and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you, like everything about you.
01:16:23Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what?
01:16:24I really don't think so.
01:16:25She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:27Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:28Do not laugh at me, okay?
01:16:32I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:34You, um...
01:16:36You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:39Whatever that is.
01:16:41And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:44Don't go through with it.
01:16:46If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:16:48Are you done?
01:16:50Yes.
01:16:51I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:55I'm not marrying Betty.
01:17:00Hey, Betty.
01:17:01Can we talk about the marriage?
01:17:03Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:17:05Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forego the wedding altogether and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:17:12Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:13You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:15This whole time you've been perfectly obedient, this will not be over until you say no, too.
01:17:20It's not just obedience, Andy.
01:17:22I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:24You don't love me.
01:17:25You don't even know what love is.
01:17:28I was never gonna marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:31Oh, just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:17:35So, is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:39I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:41Understatement of the year.
01:17:43And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:47I'm sorry for not trusting you, Corey.
01:17:49Nothing that I said to you was true.
01:17:51You haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:52In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:17:57We can call it even.
01:18:02Sure.
01:18:05So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:18:08Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:14Oh.
01:18:16It's gonna be a workout, too.
01:18:17She has a shit ton of books.
01:18:20But I love her anyways.
01:18:22No question.
01:18:23Could have been me at the altar.
01:18:25Would you have ran?
01:18:27Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:28I'm gonna need some insurance.
01:18:30Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:18:31I'm gonna need some insurance.
01:18:33Yes.
01:18:34It's gonna be a bit boring.
01:18:34No question.
01:18:37You're not.
01:18:37You're not.
01:18:38You're not.
01:18:38I'm gonna need some money.
01:18:40You're not.
01:18:41But I'm not.