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00:00:00Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:00:14Ugh, another crate. It's just my luck.
00:00:20Please pick up.
00:00:23Hi, Dad. Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:31Sure thing, hon.
00:00:33Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:36He'll be there soon.
00:00:39Who?
00:00:43Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:52You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:05You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:17What are you doing?
00:01:19What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:26It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:30Get away from me, creep.
00:01:32Ah, you've got a male on you, don't you?
00:01:37Stop!
00:01:38Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:42What the hell?
00:01:50Mr. Collins? Dad's and his best friend?
00:02:00Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:02:10You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:13Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:19Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:31I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:42Something wrong?
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:51wet.
00:02:53From the rain.
00:02:56Wipe it, then.
00:03:00Uh-huh.
00:03:18There's no rain up there.
00:03:21Right. Sorry.
00:03:26So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:27I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not making up some guy's daughter.
00:03:41Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:46I don't do small talk.
00:03:50Okay, then.
00:03:52Okay, then.
00:03:57Wait, wait, wait. Stop. I need to pick something up.
00:04:00No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:02I am 22 years old.
00:04:03Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:05Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:08Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:12because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:16And nobody...
00:04:18If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:21Yes.
00:04:30I'll be quick.
00:04:42You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:45It's not safe.
00:04:48Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:51Why didn't you say something?
00:04:53I just did.
00:04:54You freaking creep!
00:04:57Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:15When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:19I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.
00:05:22I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:24It's past your bedtime.
00:05:28Stop calling me kid.
00:05:33I'm not a kid.
00:05:34I'm not a kid.
00:05:35I'm not a kid.
00:05:36I'm not a kid.
00:05:37I'm not a kid.
00:05:38I'm not a kid.
00:05:39I'm not a kid.
00:05:40I'm not a kid.
00:05:41I'm not a kid.
00:05:42I'm not a kid.
00:05:44I'm not a kid.
00:05:56You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:05This is a small kickback?
00:06:07Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:10Does your dad know about that?
00:06:12Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:16I would give a shit what he thinks.
00:06:18But he doesn't live here.
00:06:19And neither do you.
00:06:20Yeah, about that.
00:06:22I live here now.
00:06:23He put me in charge.
00:06:25And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:26Wait, Chris. No, please.
00:06:30This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:42You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:45I don't have another choice.
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:50and this is my last year of college, and...
00:06:53I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:57Fine.
00:06:58Have your kickback.
00:06:59Or not.
00:07:01Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:07Yeah.
00:07:11Who is that?
00:07:14No one.
00:07:19I'm going to kill you?
00:07:20Count your days, slut?
00:07:22It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:25This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:26Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:30You guys were spying on me?
00:07:32Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:36It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:40Your choice.
00:07:48You are not living here.
00:07:50I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:52I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:55Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:00You better not show your face in there.
00:08:02I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07Fuck.
00:08:12God damn it.
00:08:14Promise to Mark.
00:08:24Whoa!
00:08:25Who's this?
00:08:26Bob Grandpa?
00:08:27Grandpa?
00:08:29He's hotter than you, Brian.
00:08:31Huh?
00:08:37Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:43I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:45Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:48And rich dad means...
00:08:50Fancy alcohol!
00:08:57Hi, hi.
00:08:58Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:01I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:04Duh.
00:09:05Couldn't miss it.
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:10Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:16Thanks, Heather.
00:09:17Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:20Enjoy the party!
00:09:25I guess this bottle in the cabin makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:31Where's Harper?
00:09:33Harper?
00:09:36Forget Harper.
00:09:38Hang out with me.
00:09:40I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I don't like talking.
00:09:49Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:51Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:55Talk or no talk?
00:09:57You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:01For that nobody Harper?
00:10:03Sorry, ladies.
00:10:04I don't like my women.
00:10:06Desperate.
00:10:10Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:15He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:18I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:34Oh, Harper! Hey!
00:10:37Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:41Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:45Yeah, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:47You're like your school royalty.
00:10:50Thanks.
00:10:52You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:57We're friends?
00:10:59Of course!
00:11:01I have to pee.
00:11:03Wait for me?
00:11:04Uh, yeah, of course. I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:17What dirt can I find?
00:11:27Oh, this is gold!
00:11:32Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:39Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:57I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:01What?
00:12:12The hell?
00:12:19Attention, everybody! Hello!
00:12:23You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:31a few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:36Let's see...
00:12:38Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:43Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:46Aw, Harper.
00:12:49Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No! He's gonna give it back!
00:12:58Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:03That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:06And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:13You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:18Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:20No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:22Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:24Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:27Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:35Let's fuck again.
00:13:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:55Fuck this.
00:13:56Fuck this.
00:14:19Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:34Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:40It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:42The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:47Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:51Chris, that's enough.
00:14:53Let her go.
00:14:54Let her go.
00:14:57Okay, one last...
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:05You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:07You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:09Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:11Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:14If you mess with her again...
00:15:19Fuck you up.
00:15:21We're literally just girls.
00:15:22I don't give a fuck.
00:15:24Everyone out! The fuck out!
00:15:33What the hell was that?
00:15:37What the hell was that?
00:15:53She hurt you.
00:15:55Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:57Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:04You're crying.
00:16:07Why are you crying?
00:16:09You won't understand.
00:16:11Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:13They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:17Stupid.
00:16:19I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:21You just embarrassed me in front of them.
00:16:23And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:25I said stop!
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:31I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:33We'll find you another school.
00:16:35I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:37Keep me safe?
00:16:39By pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:41Just because you run some sort of shady business?
00:16:43I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:47I told you...
00:16:50to stop calling me that.
00:16:54And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:16:58Oh, yeah?
00:17:01If I'm such a kid,
00:17:03what's that vest against my leg right now?
00:17:10Sorry, kid.
00:17:12That's my gun.
00:17:13You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:15if you want to turn me on.
00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:34Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:35I'm gone.
00:17:40You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins.
00:17:43I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:52Oh!
00:17:54God.
00:18:01What?
00:18:06What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:11No.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:17It cannot be happening.
00:18:19He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:28You know, if you wanted to play,
00:18:30you could have just asked.
00:18:31I don't want to...
00:18:33I don't want to play.
00:18:35What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:37Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:39You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:41into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:43I...
00:18:45I was doing you a favor
00:18:47and helping you move out
00:18:49because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:51Uncuff me.
00:18:55What are your manners?
00:18:58Say please.
00:19:00Say please.
00:19:05I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:10Give me the key.
00:19:17You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:20Are you ready to listen,
00:19:22like a good little girl?
00:19:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:30Rule number one.
00:19:33There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:40So when I tell you
00:19:42that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:44you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:46I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy
00:19:54you want to piss off.
00:20:00Rule number three.
00:20:03Don't start any games.
00:20:07You're not ready to play.
00:20:23So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:26My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:29I'm here in
00:20:31the regular, no violent, non-mafia America.
00:20:35We have this thing called privacy.
00:20:38You can have your privacy.
00:20:41Until sunset.
00:20:43What does that mean?
00:20:48You have curfew.
00:20:50Ah!
00:20:55Ah!
00:21:13How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19She's hot headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:23That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:28Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:30She's fine, Mark.
00:21:32Good. You're my best friend.
00:21:34You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:43You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:55I don't know.
00:22:20You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:22Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:24and you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:38Oh, excuse me.
00:22:40We're filming.
00:22:42Filming?
00:22:44Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:50Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:52She says her location is here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:56Hmm, nope.
00:22:58Harper is my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude we'd be looking for.
00:23:02Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:11You look so sexy.
00:23:13Keep going.
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:22You shouldn't be here.
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26I tried to stop him.
00:23:28Hey!
00:23:30No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:36It's for a class project.
00:23:38Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:40Class my ass.
00:23:42Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:44I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:50Then the camera's next.
00:23:52Harper, shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:14We eat to the whole classies list.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:20That is art.
00:24:22Swear to God, I'll go out there
00:24:24and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:33Your choice.
00:24:38Here it is.
00:24:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:49I will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:52you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02I'm leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me,
00:25:13and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:20You need me around for your safety
00:25:23because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:28Like a piece of meat.
00:25:30My classmate?
00:25:32It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:37Jealous?
00:25:39Jealous?
00:25:44You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:47And those things you do?
00:25:50They're cute, too.
00:25:52You know what's not cute?
00:25:55Me jealous.
00:25:57Now, you were right. I'm in some shady business.
00:25:59And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:02But you better not test me.
00:26:04Or I'll break you.
00:26:08In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:15You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:20Just admit
00:26:22that you want me.
00:26:28What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:31There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:35Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:37You know what, Chris?
00:26:39You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:41Fine.
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:44But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.
00:26:49So,
00:26:51are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:59Oh my God, Maria, no! Ew!
00:27:02That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:10I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:15Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:39Yeah, right. Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:52It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:02And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that,
00:28:06he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:11Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:29Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:32Popcorn, check.
00:28:33Popcorn, check.
00:28:35A notebook. The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:38Check.
00:28:49What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:57Seduce him.
00:28:58I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:17Uh...
00:29:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:26But it's...
00:29:39Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:47What about your date?
00:29:57Jane.
00:29:59Please, Jane.
00:30:01Jane, Jane, don't go.
00:30:09How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:13Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:17No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:22It's true love.
00:30:24There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:26Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or...
00:30:33Maybe...
00:30:35You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:39And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:48What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:09Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.
00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:28But I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:42And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:51What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:05Just...
00:32:07Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:09I'm sorry. I love you.
00:32:12It's just the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:21You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:24Not be seduced by him.
00:32:27I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:31I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:34You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:37But you sound pissed.
00:32:39So I'll wait.
00:32:42You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:45Not tonight.
00:32:47I'm busy.
00:32:48Busy?
00:32:52Remember, for me, you're not.
00:32:54When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman? No.
00:33:03Not a woman.
00:33:06Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:10Not this guy.
00:33:12Who's my number?
00:33:21Whoever this girl is,
00:33:23your days are numbered.
00:33:25Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:40I love you.
00:33:53She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:55Good.
00:33:58Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:10Stay?
00:34:15Damn it, Harper.
00:34:39I love you.
00:34:58You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:00you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:04Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:07Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:09I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:11His business partner.
00:35:13I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:15No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:23So, so we didn't?
00:35:26No.
00:35:28Because you're still alive.
00:35:30Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:33One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:36You don't know that.
00:35:39Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:43Explain that.
00:35:45That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:03Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:10What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:20With my friend.
00:36:23Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:40Alright.
00:36:47This will do.
00:36:58So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:09I know.
00:37:14Struggling much?
00:37:15Huh?
00:37:36I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:45I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:51Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:56That's not...
00:38:03No underwear?
00:38:11That's bad manners, angel.
00:38:15What are you going to do?
00:38:18Punish you.
00:38:24No.
00:38:30You don't know me.
00:38:34You don't know me?
00:38:40I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:42Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:46Let's see you do your worst.
00:38:49Let's see you do your worst.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:06I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:09What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But... but what about...
00:39:21There's no buts.
00:39:24I can't let this happen again.
00:39:36Cockblock!
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:49You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:53That was part of the plan.
00:39:55I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:58Was it... big?
00:40:01So big.
00:40:04Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:12Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:14Like BDSM?
00:40:16The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:20My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:23Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:26Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:30Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:33Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:34Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:54Stop messing with that.
00:40:56You're going to flash a nine-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:59You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:01How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:02He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps? Huh?
00:41:22What do you want, Brian?
00:41:26Just five minutes.
00:41:32Fine.
00:41:34Harper, are you sure?
00:41:36It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:54Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:03I want to get back together.
00:42:06You cheated on me.
00:42:08I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:11But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:14Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:16This isn't about payback.
00:42:19I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:24What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:27Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:29You slut!
00:42:30Huh?
00:42:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:34Let me see, then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:37Show me. Show me!
00:42:39Go with me!
00:42:41There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:43I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:46A drink?
00:42:48I don't have time for this.
00:42:50You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:52That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:55Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:57Me?
00:42:58Me.
00:43:00We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:02Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:05It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:13You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:15But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:17I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:25Help me! Help!
00:43:26Help!
00:43:28Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:30Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:32Good girl.
00:43:35You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:37I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:40That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:43And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:46You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:50Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:06Stop it!
00:44:08You're going to kill him.
00:44:10Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:19I promise.
00:44:21Let's go.
00:44:41Fuck.
00:44:44Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:47Should we call 911?
00:44:49Seriously, Harper?
00:44:51He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:53I handled myself just fine.
00:44:55And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:22So, you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:27Let's see who you are.
00:45:38Do we have to do this?
00:45:40What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:43Doesn't your crazy ex-girlfriend have a problem with that?
00:45:46I don't think so.
00:45:47What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:50Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:54Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:56So, yes.
00:45:58We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:13I'm going to throw up.
00:46:17Breathe.
00:46:20You can do this.
00:46:48I'm right here.
00:46:50Don't focus on the water.
00:46:52Just look at me.
00:46:58It's not hard to do.
00:47:13It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:15I got you.
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:23You're fine.
00:47:25You're fine, Harper.
00:47:32Just breathe.
00:47:34Just keep breathing.
00:47:37How are you feeling?
00:47:45I'm fine.
00:47:47I'm just insanely distracted.
00:47:50Ready for the next step?
00:47:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:00I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:05I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:08What?
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:13Oh, my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:21What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:25I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:48Harper!
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59What happened?
00:49:00You blacked out.
00:49:02You're okay.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07We're good.
00:49:10You did amazing.
00:49:13You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14I can't do this.
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:19We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:21Just kiss me.
00:49:24Your dad won't like this.
00:49:27Don't think about him.
00:49:28If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:32If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:34I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:37I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:40Just say you don't want me.
00:49:42I don't want you.
00:49:44Just say you don't want me.
00:49:55Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:59I want you.
00:50:02I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:03You're going to get hurt.
00:50:10You're going to like me.
00:50:14You're going to like me.
00:50:21What the hell?
00:50:22What are you doing?
00:50:23We need to talk about this first.
00:50:24Inside.
00:50:25With our minds.
00:50:26Not our crocks.
00:50:27Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:28I'm not a tease.
00:50:29I just care about you.
00:50:32So you are a grandpa.
00:50:34Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:39Come on.
00:50:40Let's go inside.
00:50:41No.
00:50:42Just a moment to cool off.
00:50:47I'm going to shower.
00:50:58Harper.
00:50:59What are you doing?
00:51:09So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:12Running a daycare.
00:51:14Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:20Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23I'm Elena Kaufman.
00:51:24The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:27I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:32And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:34He might be sexy.
00:51:36But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:39Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger.
00:51:41Like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:45Oh, honey.
00:51:46I go where I want.
00:51:48Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:52You've been tracking him?
00:51:54What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:56The same kind he is.
00:51:58Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:03Intimately.
00:52:07Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:12Yeah, I'm surprised.
00:52:16Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:19Just all around...
00:52:22Not intense enough for him.
00:52:24Not intense enough?
00:52:27Yeah, well...
00:52:29Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:33Oh, please. Don't make me laugh.
00:52:36I mean, look at you.
00:52:37You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:42You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:44Don't call me that.
00:52:48You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:52He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:54Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:57Choke you out.
00:52:58None of that kissing or pillow talk.
00:53:01Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:08He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:14You little skank.
00:53:24Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:32Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:46Harper! Harper!
00:53:51Smile for TMZ, loser!
00:53:54Please help!
00:53:55Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:58That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:07Harper!
00:54:29Harper!
00:54:41Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:53Harper! Harper!
00:54:55Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:54:58You're safe. You're safe.
00:55:00I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:04You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:07You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:10Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:12I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:16Homewreck?
00:55:19Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:23She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:28I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:30You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:35She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:42You choke me harder.
00:55:45I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:48I don't love you.
00:55:50And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:54How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:58She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:08What are you doing?
00:56:11Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tankers.
00:56:16Why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:19And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:23You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:26that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:30You got that?
00:56:32Are you threatening me?
00:56:34No. I'm telling you.
00:56:36Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:41Get out of here.
00:56:43Please, don't. I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:46What are you doing?
00:57:00Chris, no!
00:57:02Wait! Wait!
00:57:14I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:18She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:57:23Don't worry about it.
00:57:27I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:35I don't know.
00:57:37I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:43We never dated her.
00:57:46We weren't a thing.
00:57:49A lot of brain to her.
00:57:57Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:04She said that.
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:14She said that.
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:25Satisfy you.
00:58:27In bed.
00:58:33That I was too much of a kid.
00:58:37You'd never be into me.
00:58:43Is that true?
00:58:47That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:54I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:01When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:04I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:08And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:18Not doing this sooner.
00:59:34No.
00:59:51What the hell am I doing?
00:59:53Why did you stop again?
00:59:55You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:57Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:00I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:04This isn't about Mark.
01:00:06It's about you and me.
01:00:08So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:14I'm too dangerous.
01:00:18So you're saying the kiss was a mistake.
01:00:21I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:24It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:27There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:29Yeah.
01:00:31It's because you're a coward.
01:00:34You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:35Just admit it.
01:00:37You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:39Just be a man and own it.
01:00:40It's not true.
01:00:41Don't!
01:00:42You're a psycho.
01:00:51I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58Morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:14No.
01:01:16What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:28Or even now.
01:01:31You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:35What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:37I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:39You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:43Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:46Featuring the work of students.
01:01:49Harper Reeves.
01:01:54I'm going to make this up to you.
01:01:56I promise.
01:02:02I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05I promise.
01:02:07I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:09I promise.
01:02:11I promise.
01:02:17Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:19Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:24Nope.
01:02:26And he's never going to.
01:02:28Huh?
01:02:29I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:32Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:35Oh, hey!
01:02:36Hey!
01:02:38Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:40I'm going to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:43And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:45Stop moping.
01:02:47Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:52Okay.
01:03:06How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:08Like a million hours?
01:03:10Who the fuck cares?
01:03:12We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:18Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:33Whoops.
01:03:39I think I hear them coming.
01:03:42Let's go.
01:03:44One last touch.
01:03:53Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:03Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:05Huh?
01:04:07What?
01:04:09No, no, no, no.
01:04:11My final project.
01:04:13How am I going to graduate?
01:04:15Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:21Harper!
01:04:23Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:27Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:33Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:36Don't say that.
01:04:38It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:49Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:55We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:57You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:59Guess what?
01:05:00You have no proof.
01:05:02Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:05That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:08Harper!
01:05:10There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:12Professor, I can explain.
01:05:16Harper.
01:05:19Is this your work?
01:05:21It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:24We have to fail Harper.
01:05:26It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:29Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:33In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:37Wait, what?
01:05:38Who would buy this crap?
01:05:40I would.
01:05:53Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:56I would.
01:05:59It's you.
01:06:00You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:04Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:06Don't you know who this is?
01:06:08Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:12There's no way.
01:06:13That's okay, Professor.
01:06:14Not everyone has taste.
01:06:19How much for this painting?
01:06:20Oh, no, you...
01:06:21Our starting price is 18.
01:06:24Done.
01:06:26Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:32We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:36You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:40whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:47Here's two mil.
01:06:49Take the rest.
01:06:51Here's two mil.
01:06:53Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:55whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:58Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:01Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:04Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:08Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:12Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:15Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:19My father still runs this university.
01:07:22Money runs this university,
01:07:24and I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:27who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:32You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:34Professor, you can't.
01:07:36Please.
01:07:37Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:40No, wait, Professor.
01:07:41Not so fast.
01:07:43What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:47No!
01:07:56I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:59Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:02Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:08:06is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:08I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:10No stresses, though.
01:08:12Wait, what?
01:08:14I...
01:08:26I'm stressed!
01:08:27This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:30You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:32What was it that you two said?
01:08:34Oh, right.
01:08:36Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:39The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:42You're being suspended.
01:08:43Let's go.
01:08:44Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:46They're the ones who did this.
01:08:47Arrest them!
01:08:48Let's go!
01:08:50Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:52I'll see you later.
01:08:57Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:08:59Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:01That's $18,000.
01:09:04Seriously?
01:09:06Seriously?
01:09:08I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:15What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:21He, um...
01:09:24I mean, I...
01:09:27I was an idiot.
01:09:28And I'm sorry, but I think this might help
01:09:32show you how much I want you.
01:09:37Okay.
01:09:48A blindfold?
01:09:50I want you, Harper.
01:09:52I want to do things to you.
01:09:57Bad things.
01:10:00But only if you want me to.
01:10:04I do.
01:10:07Oh.
01:10:17Why'd we stop?
01:10:19I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:22I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:24because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:31Then I'll wait for you.
01:10:34Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:42Harper!
01:10:44Harper!
01:10:45Hello? Earth to Harper.
01:10:47You need to look at this.
01:10:49Can it wait, Maria? I'm having
01:10:51very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:55Ew. No. That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:58Harper, look.
01:11:00You got the wrong guy, I swear!
01:11:03The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:11:05Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:07You need to move out now. You can't keep living with him.
01:11:10I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:12Harper!
01:11:22Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:25Who are you?
01:11:26Hey! Let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:38Please. Please let me go.
01:11:40If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:46Harper. Harper. Harper.
01:11:49Harper.
01:11:50Brian?
01:11:51Why are you here?
01:11:53Why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:56Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:59You psycho!
01:12:00He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:04He humiliated me!
01:12:06But luckily for me, your little boyfriend,
01:12:09what does he have?
01:12:10He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:16Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:20Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:23No. No. You can just watch.
01:12:27No. No. No. No. No. No!
01:12:49A trap?
01:12:51What the hell?
01:13:08Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:14I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:18Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:20you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:28Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:29You're gonna explain.
01:13:31But first...
01:13:35You know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:37Is that text a prank?
01:13:40Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:42Okay.
01:13:44Do we have some fun with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:50Should we make him watch?
01:13:55Oh! Looks like he's here.
01:13:58Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:05Get ready, boys.
01:14:14I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:21That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:44What the fuck?
01:14:50What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:51What?
01:14:52Can't talk without your little bodyguard?
01:15:01Let me go! I'll leave Harper!
01:15:03I already told you once. You should have listened to me then.
01:15:09I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:13Fuck!
01:15:29Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:33Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:36You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:39When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:48Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:57Oh my God, Dad! What the hell?
01:15:59It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:01I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:03Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:05I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:08No, Dad!
01:16:09Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:14But...
01:16:15Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:25Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:27Please don't be mad.
01:16:30You're wrong about that.
01:16:33It's not deep down.
01:16:35It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:41If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:47Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:50I believe you.
01:16:52You keep her safe.
01:16:57With my goddamn life.
01:17:05Yes.
01:17:15Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:18Yes.
01:17:30Yes, Daddy.
01:17:33Say it.
01:17:36Yes, Daddy.
01:17:42I want you to beg for it.
01:17:47I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:51Yes.
01:18:01Stop teasing.
01:18:04I want you there.
01:18:11Daddy, say it.
01:18:14Or I'll punish you.
01:18:21What?
01:18:27Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:46Are you sure about that?
01:18:52Yes.
01:19:03You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:07You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:22No.
01:19:27You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:30A red shot, Maya.
01:19:35Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:51Come on.
01:19:58It's a nice start, I'm not stopping.
01:20:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:11You're different.
01:20:22Ready for round five?
01:20:25Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:27Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:31What if I don't?
01:20:35Who is that?
01:20:36Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:38Honey, you home?
01:20:39Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:41Stop it!
01:20:42Come in, come in.
01:20:43I told you I was busy.
01:20:45This is my home, Harper Reid.
01:20:49If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:52Okay, I will.
01:20:54Can you get out?
01:21:14I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:19No, please keep them covered.
01:21:22I want to give a speech.
01:21:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:33Just get on with it.
01:21:35What I do for a living.
01:21:38The not-so-legal part.
01:21:41It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:47And for me to be...
01:21:50Vulnerable?
01:21:52Yeah.
01:21:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:58You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:00And I want to be around you.
01:22:03Forever.
01:22:11So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:16I'm moving you in there.
01:22:19As a graduation present.
01:22:22And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:31Only if you want to.
01:22:33Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:37Are you kidding me?
01:22:38What's wrong? Is it tacky?
01:22:41I liked it, I thought...
01:22:42Deal!
01:22:48But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:51Which is?
01:22:52You have to move in there with me.
01:22:55Deal.
01:23:08You