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00:00a mistake tell me why i never want to hear you say i want it that way
00:19this is incriminating let's listen
00:22what
00:36just bounce jane
00:45have you got trump fatigue yet no he's a great disruptor man
00:49in the week an old soviet spaceship from 1972 re-entered the earth's atmosphere
00:56we enjoyed lots of great telly lads were locking lips on bbc3
01:03i guess it was good i guess it was good it just fell
01:09and buzzed you had to be trained up didn't you
01:11i don't want to hear about it
01:15before he kissed me he used to lick his lips
01:20that was anticipation we were having a laugh at midlife meltdowns on netflix
01:25why are we whispering about i'm drunk are you right now i'm at the good part
01:30where i think i'm at my funniest and you think i'm starting to get a little annoying
01:36you know i've always been such a big fan of steve carrell i would watch anything he's in
01:40yeah i feel like he just makes bangers everything he's in is funny
01:44my favorite is definitely the spittle on me why because you relate to green
01:51yeah that's what he used to call me all the time didn't i know why i used to call him
01:55because of my nose in it because me and him both have runny noses yeah and i have a hunchback
02:06and sex birds were showing us the ropes on channel four
02:10i want to give you a little demo of what you might get to tease your appetite a little bit
02:16andre we call it up against the wall oh he's a shagger if i've ever seen one yeah with a top
02:22coat like that it's the rosemary beads he's having three or four shags a day
02:27we've got throbbing hood coming through
02:38in north london you know how i just got back from spain how was it then it was nice i did a lot of
02:44like solo bits on my own i even got a time massage there sisters amira and amani i think she was
02:52trying to figure out if i was a boy or a girl because she looked at me like this
03:00like i think she's trying to figure out what i am
03:06she was like
03:09and then i go and then this has been trying to pop out my boobs a bit more
03:13yeah just me just just so she she knows that i'm not
03:17this is why mom tells you to wear dresses
03:23on wednesday night there were more duos dashing around on bbc one
03:28are you ready to go racing sonnyman well we'll be racing to benidorm won't we in a
03:32in a month is it in a month yeah
03:38i can go across all wheel never mad across the world no in the program we met race leaders
03:43brian and melvin in nepal we're ahead of everybody else so we can afford to spend a
03:48bit of time here yeah but don't get cocky though this is where it goes wrong
03:56keen to immerse themselves in local life brian and melvin plan to head west
04:01what's the bandit how much 700 rupees 700 rupees what's that dad in there
04:07gee well it's two people will be fun is uh
04:121400 rupees
04:17i love that you do a thousand
04:21not a chance mate i hate it when i have to waggle i have started doing it a bit though yeah yeah i
04:27know but that's really bad jenny you can't do interscos at the till not here i don't do it
04:32it's gone 1500 what 15 he just said he was 14 what just happened hang on a second yeah
04:40two pieces 1,500 yeah yeah yeah yeah that's not good angling that's the worst angle ever
04:48what did he ask him first he wanted 1700 and he's agreed to do it 15 are you sure i could have sworn
04:53he said 14 did it he did he did he's retired from financial advising now has he yes
05:01sadly high above the valleys brian and melvin are still in bandipur all right okay brian and
05:11melvin are helping sarjan with his morning chores i don't think it'll be just washing pots deal
05:19clean inside clean yeah oh they've got to clean the pig
05:24was it done right if you're keen to do that melvin you go for it brian's not keen
05:30he's scared he's jealous he'll get mucky
05:34do you know if that were me and you i'd be melvin and you'd be brian
05:38you would say to me right you get that don't i'll just watch are you
05:41joking we all know that it will be me to be canceled in pig shit
05:47come come here come here we go lee what's the next job what am i gonna do yeah yeah
05:53what with my hands yeah oh wow oh no okay i didn't expect that
06:04it's fucking brank without the minute i've got this one put it down that's diggity
06:12it's gonna need more than that little bucket of water to clean those hands
06:16few pumps of imperial leather at least right come on then mom getting into the race again
06:21there is two teams are closing in on the fourth checkpoint race for the finish this is where it
06:28gets frantic in it on foot follow the assy road down to the ganges river what's the ganges i
06:36think i might have been near it follow the river up to find your checkpoint hotel
06:43sorry all day happily who's gonna get there first come on who's gonna make it
06:51that's it okay caroline and tommy now closing in aren't they they're near the river now
06:56you're doing all right so the gaps are something to do with
07:02oh he's done an injury oh dear we can't afford to fall when we're in our 60s
07:07fuck come on get up brayton you're gonna have to hop now come on you're nearly there
07:12you'll be going through you're all right gerald you're only going to go up these
07:16come on let's go it's okay walk it off come on god so many steps oh you wouldn't like all these
07:24steps on them would you oh my god i'd have given up ages ago well you'd be buggered if that were
07:28jane or margaret they can't do stairs you think this is it sorry eddie yeah here it is here it is
07:35that's it there that's it okay upstairs upstairs let's go he's gonna get there first
07:44thank you please sign in here let's see open the book sign it over leaf
07:56i thought they really lost the lead i went and did bed and boarding and i got
08:00to make friends with this elderly thai woman and she showed me this hole in the floor and
08:07a massive tarantula came out and she sliced it in half with a spade god but it was free to stay there
08:16poor tarantula no it was on a school path it had to go oh was that when you were teaching
08:22in england yeah they were laughing at me tits
08:28in leeds so me and nat are going to saloon in august you cancelled saloon well you were the
08:35first instigator of everybody cancelling saloon i wasn't the first instigator of everyone cancelling
08:40saloon sisters ellie and izzy because do you know what ma'am obviously she couldn't cancel saloon
08:47because she booked it separate to us and not as a package so she was still going and ma'am's going
08:52for two weeks and i thought do i want to be at home with ezra i knew you were going to say that
08:59you just don't want to be without child care for two weeks so you'll take the child to her on
09:04holiday so she can care for him there i might get a couple of hours to myself on sun lounger that's
09:10all you're thinking about on monday night we got very hands-on with a radical new series on channel
09:17four so this is an island of virgins nothing to do with richard branson auntie jade says that when
09:26she were younger that she always wanted to do it outside me never would why are you telling me this
09:33why do you know this
09:3812 virgins are heading towards a paradise island to take part in a unique experiment
09:45bloody hell pad you should have gone on this about four years too late
09:51in a world where sex is everywhere it's not in here is it
09:55not here it's not the truth is surprising there are more adult virgins than ever i wonder why
10:03are there or are people talking about it more
10:09this day and age it's difficult social media dating apps influencers tv shows
10:15porn is everywhere you know what there's too many screens back in game they didn't
10:19have all else better to do you know people just got fingered yeah
10:24oh my lord i don't think i want to see this oh i do when did you lose your virginity jay
10:39in the episode sex therapist celeste and danielle
10:43got us loosened up with some breathing exercises just listening to my voice
10:49ah i'm gonna start by taking a nice deep breath
11:02okay who is willing to make sound with me oh that lad's awkward yeah and for touch phobic jason
11:10ah it's more than he can handle
11:16oh i feel sorry for jason because for him it's a genuine phobia that's the
11:22reason behind his virginness all right so this exercise is about saying no you say no
11:29oh bloody time yeah wouldn't be a bother for me that when i'm around a member opposite say
11:33it's very awkward can't punch you in the face can't punch you in the face i'm gonna say things
11:40without thinking can i throw you in the seat no can i throw you in the seat the next one is gonna
11:46shock you in another scene celeste is jasoning with some touch therapy so you want to start
11:53with like just yeah just put it in there yeah is it okay like is the sensation feel good
12:00it's already like that
12:03go on jason before turning things up a notch so i was thinking maybe trying some different
12:09connection positions to build confidence yeah yes jason come on oh what like lying next to
12:17one another spooning or something making one leg and the other and i don't know let's find out like
12:22a jigsaw puzzle well let's try it so you can lie down like here yeah lie down on your back like
12:28with your head down there i'm gonna like move in here oh my life jane she's getting on top of him
12:34sweet sweet see if you can like just connect with your sexy energy if you feel an urge to touch back
12:45this is happening oh god it's like your nana looming over you
12:51oh
12:56he's relaxing a bit isn't he do you think nice jason he's getting more and more comfortable
13:04he's actually relaxed yeah
13:11oh look at that boy oh my lord he's learning he's a quick learner he's a quick learner isn't he
13:17oh people are disgusted
13:22and you can't touch i can't touch you
13:26no yummy bastard that's a very thick bra she's got off though yeah it would be
13:35now i want you to see if you can take your energy seriously now and look at me like
13:40i want to fuck you kind of
13:42oh that's going to be a bit too much so let's yeah just slow it down a bit
13:52he seems to know what he's doing to me go on fella
13:56yes fella i think we've done it i think we've cracked it
14:12who would have thought when he walked into now i didn't think they'd get to that stage so quick
14:19this is what it feels like i'm feeling incredible absolutely incredible she's a miracle worker
14:25i was a virgin i'm a virgin still but i'm like a dippy virgin i'm close to losing it
14:30oh that is midnight innit see what a bit of flask can do for you it's got a bit of confidence now
14:36a bit of lust and desire i think i've done it in a changing room
14:44i don't want to know sorry i'm trying to help the show you know
14:48if i told you every wall here you'd be horrified completely unnecessary
14:52in manchester you see that face on the teapot erwin's been graffiti and everything with those
15:11pens allison her husband george and her daughter helena he's done my teapot i found a flipping
15:17banana the other day with a face yeah and then i went to read my gardening magazine
15:22monty dawn had been vandalized oh what had he done to monty don's got antenna and fangs
15:30this week netflix had a new drama about a group of middle-aged couples that holiday together
15:38lie down buddy buddy you had a bit of drama dj
15:42drama d drama comedy steve carell's in this is he is yeah
15:51wouldn't it be nice on friends to go on holiday with
15:55all i've got is you although to be fair i do like going on holiday with you
15:58yeah you encroach on my holidays i don't like you to holiday without me no you don't
16:05oh wow yes get in there in the program we saw the friends settling down for dinner in
16:12anna nick's lake house okay i'd like to make a toast to nick and ann on their 25th
16:20oh that's nice isn't it they've all gathered for nick and ann's 25th wedding anniversary
16:25silver that one yeah 25 years i'm double that this year you are it is rare in this life
16:32to find your soulmate oh this sounds like a perfect couple doesn't it
16:35even your soulmate does hell yeah
16:43are you guys happy what do you mean can you honestly say that you are happy in your lives
16:51that's a big question isn't it people do ask that yeah people who ask that aren't usually happy
16:57what kind of question is that
17:02i'm leaving ann they just celebrating their 25th he's leaving her
17:08no is there somebody else no no no no it's not like that it's it's ann what's the matter with her
17:15i hate her oh it's taken a while to figure that out 25 years to figure out he hates his wife
17:22i hate my ex-husband too
17:28she's given up she doesn't do anything
17:39i don't think they're splitting up on the marriage because of a fucking air fryer
17:42she won't go out on the boat i i built her that pottery shed she hasn't made one thing
17:49take my turn this will literally be page about me in 20 years i can see it now
17:54he's bored nick is bored yes all she wants to do is play this farm game on her ipad
18:02i love that farm game i play too that farm game is addictive
18:10i'm gonna tell her as soon as this weekend is over he hadn't even tried to speak to ann about it
18:15that's gonna be awkward for the rest of holiday isn't it god it's like he's hit 25 years and
18:19that's it right it's almost like he's retiring from that marriage hi guys what's going on out
18:25here well i sent nick an hour away to get bagels because because well this is my anniversary
18:32present to him a surprise vow renewal ceremony oh shit oh my god a vow renewal ceremony
18:46you're fucking telling off he's gonna freak out and you're quite right yeah right now somebody
18:51needs to warn her is this the point where it's like do somebody say something to her i think so
19:00oh gosh where's he gonna get out of this the whole family's there
19:06ollie oh shit surprise we're renewing our vows
19:11what do you do come clean i'll go for it you can't get out of this
19:18you'll have to get food poisoning and you've got the floor
19:24oh she's got a speech oh she's gonna declare all of her undying loves for him nick
19:32i love you oh not every second of every day i love that you're always surprising me
19:38with it of all someone's life or buying me the world's biggest kiln and installing it yourself
19:43even when the guy said it simply must be done by a professional oh the kiln that must be the
19:48pottery shed that she never uses oh that's nice to mention and you annoy the hell out of me
19:53and i annoy the hell out of you too you really do annoy him you don't know how much and i would
19:58be so honored to annoy the hell out of each other in sickness and in health until death do us part
20:05isn't that sweet yes i think you'll have to change his tune though that's it
20:12would you like to say something nick
20:19i i can't even know if i can what if he humiliates her he will be the devil
20:25but if he goes through it and then tells her after he's the devil he's doomed
20:28oh god
20:36amy
20:41the kiln's blown up it wasn't done by a professional
20:49saved by the kill the kill the kill
20:52so that's why you should never pay to get someone to install stuff
20:58if you just do it yourself instead there's a chance it might blow up when you need it to
21:06you know i know we always talk about eggs a lot but you know when you unpeel your egg
21:12do you get that egg membrane stuck on it and then it pulls the egg off
21:17it's so bad isn't it when when you like demolish your egg by i hate it but you're taking chunks
21:22mom never does it mom's like the master at de-shelling an egg yeah but how she learned it
21:28yeah i think she knows a trick how to get under the membrane do you reckon yeah yeah
21:36this week there was more drama coming out of london's poshest postcode on e4
21:42oh well let's have a little look over the other half of living in this post
21:46huh sam and yas they were dating yeah yeah yas and sam broke up she started dating this dj
21:52called arman but now she started seeing sam prince again let me get my seat
21:58took the man away to door sets and everything you know and then go cheat with sam
22:05are you ready to be confused i am i can't keep up with these guys if you've got the chelsea rez
22:11go there have i got it no none of us have how you doing brother good still feeling it in my
22:17delts but good other than that oh man still feeling it in his delts it must be the mixing
22:23this is arman the dj that's sucking up with you he's practicing for like barging people out the
22:28way yeah yeah sam oh shit stirrer yeah miles is usually at the center of drama isn't he oh it's
22:36never far from it in miles he's a bit of a playboy isn't he miles i want them to do what
22:41is right for them but i think deep down we all know that they're not right for each other they
22:45don't think that sam and yas should be together so they're getting the top anything aren't they
22:50i'm just gonna pause you there oh what does he know spill the beans sam was saying some shady
22:56stuff to me tell us arman what's sam been saying basically he said no i don't think she's wife
23:04oh what does that mean it means that he fancies her but he doesn't want to be saddled with her
23:11she'd be no good at doing housework yes let me tell you now like it won't be long before she
23:17knows she's not white material ah i didn't realize your caddy was coming no just best friend
23:24sarcastic sam's back it's seven yards oh the ambush them shut up i've called you every single
23:32week to check in on you you've never even sometimes call me back oh temp's he's getting
23:36it in the neck this just went from zero to 100 real quick i mean there's a lot of things he could
23:41obviously say about that night that happened and also that arman kind of shared with us
23:46but he hasn't but i'm going to say them instead oh there's a lot of things that he could say
23:51he's kept his gumshot but now you're getting a bit lippy he's gonna hold it up so
23:56look oh here we go
24:00that you didn't see that she was no you said what was it um she's not wife material
24:15i would never say that because jasmine is wife material i would never say that because she's here
24:19what do you talk about yasmin like she isn't there like she's an inanimate mute object
24:25i never said that i never said that so what did you say well i'm trying to make something up one
24:30second trying to think of something that i could have possibly not said one second i can't send
24:37my arm would lie why really because he's got my dog front over him you always think though people
24:42like that with their arms folded they're fucking lying get out of like armenia for a second come
24:51on temps speak up now you've got temps riled up you don't want to get temps riled up you know
24:57should he be sat there feeling like a knobhead because someone's leaving a message again you're
25:01not letting temps man calm down temps it's temps short for temper this is as aggressive as you
25:07can get in the posh world
25:31oh we're at the angels and demons party that's right
25:34i know simon that's how far from you no i know it's up the road
25:39hello chan are we no you've dressed as a demon oh no oh god it's sam arman and temps yeah
25:46fuck hope it's awkward already do you mind if i have a chat with that one please you know i kind
25:51of want to watch hey i'm going nowhere out from real seats what's the situation i can say something
25:56i want between the dj here you work here okay i'll be telling you fuck all okay oh my god you just
26:01you're the star you said that we've had a discussion yeah in dorset yeah i said that
26:05yaz is not marriage material wife material get it right i wouldn't say any of these things to
26:09her chauffeur i've known you for 10 minutes good one man good one can you hurry up honey
26:16one second the buffet is now open
26:24what were you saying sorry i don't really have anything to say to be honest all right
26:28don't get us a drink then yes all right none of that hit in any way
26:38i appreciate it all the best all right thanks champ that was such an
26:44unbelievable waste of time oh what do you think's gonna happen next because i don't know what
26:48happened there
26:59do you think we should get another dog are you seriously thinking about do you think we should
27:02get if we do though should it be a great day michael sally and their sons jake and harry
27:10come on lie down no no
27:15no good luck moving that there we go
27:25oh poor bonnie
27:29this is comfy
27:30good girl and sunday night tv's most well-traveled piano was back on the road again
27:36but this time at an airport well i won't be able to listen to any of it because
27:41the way rainbows around the airport is that fast you've got no chance you've got no chance have
27:47you i i take i know just listen to it oh no come on i need to be in the executive lounge i want to
27:53do you ever picture yourself playing the piano or the sound yeah i'd be one of those extra people
28:00yeah
28:17for our next arrival this trip to heathrow will be a return journey
28:21he's blind yeah i am 14 years old hi chap man to be so young gifted i wouldn't know that's like
28:28lovely to meet you hello i'm claudia please come and have a seat got a bit of a crowd already
28:34are you yeah perfect claudia shouldn't be in a blazer in slants like that in an airport she
28:39needs to be shorts and t-shirts yeah really depending where you're going or a velvet
28:46tracksuit that kind of caper tell me about what you love about the piano i love the applause and
28:53encouragement oh obviously we like to play to an audience it's not just for him he likes to
28:58entertain other people love that he was born blind and having complex speaking and learning
29:04disability how mega though that he's found music like that he's that's he's calling that isn't it
29:09five four three two one drop it like this heart drop it like a frog oh my god i like chapman already
29:20he is a very happy boy god he plays drums and all you used to do that didn't you helena
29:25what drop it like it's hot no play the drums and annoy everybody all right in asia a lot of
29:31blind children don't have opportunity to learn the music oh why is that so we move from hong kong
29:38because the uk has so much to offer in terms of music and supporting resources for disabled
29:45children so they've completely upped stakes and moved to the uk just so chapman can have more
29:52opportunities what else swimming yeah he really likes swimming that's so cute at the time when
29:58we thought everything is moving to a positive direction we don't allow him to swim anymore
30:04oh why why because the hearing is getting worse let's hear the hearing
30:10oh man god the hair really can't how is he gonna play the piano if he can't hear her
30:14he he used to have extremely soft ears
30:20and it brings all the music to him but we start to realize that his hearing is deteriorating
30:28dad's struggling here you're gonna be deaf and blind
30:33it's a tannoy actually it's a public address system it's always a brown faker
30:38wake up ladies and gentlemen this is your cutting speaking welcome on board chairman's airline
30:45hi yes yeah man buckle in you larks i'm gonna take you on a ride this is deflecting my phone
30:51has something about something ctr phone call carbon quote
30:54needs to be paid for take off fasten your seat belts exactly good lad you crying i don't know
31:05oh he's got fast fingers oh my god
31:11look how intricate and fast that is it's not even playing for music daniela this is all from memory
31:16i've never ever seen someone play the piano as quick as that before
31:20i didn't know that the keyboards moved this fast
31:25for once make you're speechless you see when you do that
31:36oh god god where are you that's what he's thinking about in his head the rush hour in hong kong
31:46beautiful
31:53smashed it that was unreal go on chapman we'll give you an applause
31:58and he loves the applause it is mad talent that
32:04are you happy with that yeah yeah i'm happy with that
32:09me being a dad myself your kids achievements like how mega is that
32:14yeah you know especially against every all the odds i don't think i'd ever be able to learn to
32:19play the piano at a high level because i've got very small hands but little children can play the
32:25piano good for them elites now always pulls me up about my language in front of esra he always goes
32:34ellie come on now virginias sisters ellie and dc anyway this morning that are a massive
32:44big buzzy bee in our kitchen and i was like look esra look buzzy bee buzzy bee and nat were like
32:50buzzy bee and then next thing you know the bee dive bombs nat while he's eating his breakfast
32:57he jumps up like this and goes fuck off fuck off like that i could not believe it and i said
33:09nat virginias i can't wait to get that in there could you i could not wait to get it in
33:20i'm more buzzing than that bee but i could get one up on nat at virginias
33:24on saturday a celebrity chef was out of the tent and living her best life on itv
33:30this is the most charming program i caught an episode of it last week
33:35it's super relaxing you look very colorful today
33:39yeah yeah well she used to live in london or she had a place she's posh
33:44because i used to run her around the cave oh you've had prue in your cab yeah i'm prue leaf
33:51cock caterer come on cookery school founder and writer of 16 cookbooks she's got quite a
33:59portfolio this series is all about the things that really matter to me family
34:07food and friends food being number one that's all the food friends family
34:17prue's not at the top for me really really no i really like her but you can't beat dame mary
34:25you can't who'd win in the fight mary barry or pruley delia smith she's off her head my first
34:31recipe today is deviled kidneys on toast oh no oh god i won't like that i love it some of these
34:38yeah somalis we've got kidneys in it we love that we love their kidneys mom eats it all the time
34:45yeah a little bit a lot i am kidneys so these are kidneys on toast deviled kidneys
34:51devil generally means very spicy there's got to be garlic on them as well oh that's a total
34:57taboo for you and in garlic it looks like there's a knob of butter there too
35:04a knob of butter and garlic yeah good god to prepare the kidneys slice them in half
35:12so that they retain their kidney shape because you want to know that it is kidney
35:17always remind yourself of exactly what you're eating mix together 50 grams of soft butter
35:23see butter that's me gone right butter's nice hopefully the butter will cover everything up
35:28one teaspoon of cayenne pepper oh you can have that for me you don't like anything spicy do you
35:34i'm a delicate palate and a little bit of worcester sauce oh yeah we'll have the worcester
35:41this is all to cover up the taste of yeah i don't know why offroad is so out of fashion
35:47i'm there with you true not on jenny's watch it isn't
35:52it's not on my watch i deliver sandwich as well the other day
35:58put the kidneys in the bed because they're fucking disgusting on the toast
36:03with the spiced butter oh look at the juices are drizzling it you do that with your bread don't
36:10you yeah and now the bread is soaked with the juices oh very delicious and pretty quick to do
36:16oh see doesn't that look nice now just don't do that bad oh i'd love the fucking bread
36:21oh i'd love it i'd scrape i'd even lick my plate i'd scrape that into the bed you don't know what
36:26i just don't fancy eating some fuckers in sars
36:39i put a bit of paint on the walls too uh this week yeah i'll do the end of course you'll do
36:45the top is it oh you've got all your ppe on it i have dave and his wife shirley
36:52that obviously no because you've had your head and you don't want the dust going into your day
36:57well no my ear was stinking rubbing down he's fascinated with rubber ears if you notice
37:07on sunday night there were more lads looking for love on bbc3 i'm sorry i'm never kissing anyone
37:14first i always know your name where you live what you do for a living your hobbies
37:19where you live what you do for a living your hobbies if you brushed your teeth yeah that too
37:24i can't remember mine and josh's first kiss it makes you feel a bit sick actually
37:28i can't remember mine and callum that's because you were pissed i was i remember
37:35oh yeah you were there i watched it oh that makes me feel sick welcome to i kissed a boy
37:49that's where we're a boy on boy padders lovely me and that used to kiss
37:54we don't you do kiss at first and then it wears off
37:57there's a nice-looking body look oh i'm looking at one of my tops and on top of the other day
38:01hi jordan i currently live in manchester but i'm from a little village near the lake district
38:06oh jordan the lake district is lovely to be fair but he still moves to manchester yeah
38:12because he might have been like the only gay in the village in the lake district
38:15but he still moves to manchester yeah because he might have been like the only gay in the
38:19village in the lake district villages are you've got a point there to be fair
38:26i'm jack i'm from a teeny weeny village outside of wigan i love jack's outfit famous for their
38:32pears and pies people think i'm a demon twink and i'm not a demon twink demon twink i've never
38:38heard of one of them demon twink mel's never called me a demon twink she's called me a twat
38:42i don't know if that's the same thing i'm just a regular twink like that's
38:46so you've got your twinks your otters and your bears all different types of guys
38:50twink skinny people otter skinny but hairy bear hairy but big
39:00right they're gonna walk up and smush
39:08you like walking from half a mile away yeah
39:13can we give up reality
39:26imagine if he did that with every interaction like what would my mechanic do if i went up to
39:31him and did that you could get my teeth for three bucks jack's a good-looking boy
39:37well there's also other good-looking boys so i'm not ruling anything out of anyone
39:41i've only had one case at the start that doesn't automatically pay you off for life does it
39:47you've got to peruse the menu before you decide what you're eating
39:51bonjourno boys welcome to the messeria the messeria that's somebody's toilet when it
39:57makes a noise oh no that's a messeria i have organized a vip area the secret garden oh yeah
40:08waiting there tonight will be a gorgeous new boy who's hoping to make a connection
40:16with one of you can't believe we're getting some fresh sauces already in the messeria
40:20later on we caught up with the boys trying to decide who got to go into the secret garden
40:32he's obviously not that keen on jordan then but he's only saying that because he knows jordan
40:36is potentially gonna say it i'm hoping to get to know people
40:40if he's a fitting i'll have him if he's not i'll bring him back to you
40:44oh will you now i'll go you selfish dick exactly you've got your pick of the day
40:50and you're still not happy you want the secret garden as well not fucking greedy i'm up for you
40:59jack babes you go in oh jack's going in yes he's going go on jack
41:06jordan's gutted yeah hi my name is callum and i live in northwest london
41:10we're like callum yeah callum's fit come take a seat in the hammock dangerous
41:17i'm good thank you how are you jack
41:22unreal
41:25well if that is an icebreaker i don't know what is just sit on the floor fuck it
41:30oh
41:46oh jordan don't like it does he yeah but your jordan's not so happy now
41:50i'll kiss your girlfriend
41:54oh wait they're gonna do in front of everyone
42:01in front of everybody oh man i couldn't do that
42:07wow
42:12page wouldn't even kiss me when uh father answered he went you may now kiss the bride
42:17is like yeah we always say night night though kiss night night we always do yeah always even
42:23when i'm going with him yeah but when i'm asking with him yeah it's still gonna be kissed night
42:28night because i always know i'm frightened he pops his clogs in the night
42:37you know what i've got a really strong feeling about that jimmy and ava are gonna have like a
42:41dead hybrid but strong accents you know yes it's going to be northern but there are going to be
42:47strings of essex stroke cockney yes pig and his little sister sophie he was doing the register
42:55today he sat me and page down he went right i'm gonna do the register boys and gills
43:01because of page's accent boys and gills
43:04i like it when you get please may i have a glass of water yeah water there we go so water
43:16just gonna do the register right boys and gills
43:20on friday someone was starting a new job bbc breakfast had all the details thank you dearest
43:27got it yeah it was a bit scarce on your platter this morning man when you're on the toast
43:32it was a little bit in the corners i don't do corners i just shoved it in the middle
43:38i don't do corners at all look good morning welcome to breakfast with charlie state and
43:43naga manchetti you've got like a naga manchetti hairstyle haven't you i think
43:48it's what i've been going for the new pope will celebrate his first mass
43:52today hours after he was elected by his fellow cardinals
43:56oh the new power run crikey getting him straight to work i'm sick of hearing about the poor
44:03i don't even know we had a poor who even is the poor bob a provost who's taking the name
44:08leo the 14th if you were pope what name would you choose robert to lira
44:17you wouldn't say you wanted to be known as pope albacena don't be silly when the white smoke
44:24finally came down below the crowd went wild
44:29hey the real nuns i've never seen none so excited before like yes that's my guy
44:37as tens of thousands more people poured into the square
44:40look at this the vatican band performed the swiss guards
44:45hey how are these swish then not swish swiss
44:52there he is nothing quite like the pope is there one minute you're just totally unknown
44:58another next everyone knows you yeah i mean that is the promotion of a lifetime
45:08he speaks about four languages apparently he's a clever man that's what you know you're doing a
45:13lot because they don't even have the microphone on the stand they get a bloke to hold if you
45:16that's what i'm saying and it's chrome
45:20that is shiny yeah it's good that he's got progressive views and that's what we were
45:25voted for that's what we need progression in the church that's nice progressive views do
45:31you reckon you'd give your job to a lady then at some point that'd be nice that's not that
45:34progressive the vatican has now released images of pope leo the 14th thanking those who elected him
45:41i hope the pope does some good changes for the best
45:47is he our pope for the northeast as well fuck those i'm not religious am i not a religious
45:53person you're not that i don't believe but i think i'll wait until the time comes yes then
46:00you'll find out and then find out we're so no darling well i'll be right now