Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography

The Onion
The Onion
  • 12 years ago
Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be consistent with their heavily criticized Maps software.
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00:29et déplaçons Londres au Canada."
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00:53de redéfinir la Terre en bannissant
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