Ek din mujhe laga main ek serious insan hoon… phir mirror dekha, aur hassi chhut gayi! Main ek aisa banda hoon jo alarm snooze karne ka world record todne wala hai, lekin jab khana samne ho toh Usain Bolt se tez bhaagta hoon. Mera dimag Google ki tarah hai—50 tabs open, 10 freeze ho chuke hain, aur ek gaana background mein baj raha hai jo mujhe yaa