KinoPantaRei
KinoPantaRei
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00:05:50Hey, Barry, relax.
00:05:52You don't have to fight it.
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00:06:01Hey, Barry?
00:06:04Do you want me to wait after?
00:06:06I can.
00:06:07No, no, not tonight, Lauren.
00:06:09My dad's coming.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:11Bye, Lauren.
00:06:13Bye.
00:06:14Where were you this time?
00:06:19Uh...
00:06:21Japan, I think.
00:06:23Uh-huh.
00:06:25You were supposed to be in my history class.
00:06:28Yeah, I know.
00:06:29I don't know why it happened.
00:06:31Barry, you've got to understand.
00:06:33There's a time and a place for dreams.
00:06:35It's not in the classroom.
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:37Yeah, I know.
00:06:39When your dad comes to pick you up,
00:06:41he and I need to talk.
00:06:43Again.
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00:07:13I've had talks with him
00:07:15about the daydreams.
00:07:17He's, uh...
00:07:19He's just never been a physical kid.
00:07:22There's nothing wrong with that.
00:07:24Einstein, uh...
00:07:26Gandhi, Gershwin.
00:07:28There's nothing wrong with these people.
00:07:30My son has asthma.
00:07:32He's made up this world
00:07:34where he can be the star athlete,
00:07:36the quarterback, he can be, uh...
00:07:38Chuck Norris?
00:07:40Yeah.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43He says they're sidekicks.
00:07:45That they, uh...
00:07:47do things together.
00:07:49I don't know.
00:07:51Have you ever tried?
00:07:53What?
00:07:54Being his sidekick.
00:07:58I don't think I have a chance against Chuck.
00:08:01I put in a lot of hours at work.
00:08:04Barry's alone too much.
00:08:06I put in a lot of hours at work.
00:08:08Barry's alone too much
00:08:10with his videos, his karate games, uh...
00:08:13We all put in extra hours, Mr. Grabuski.
00:08:16That's not what I asked you.
00:08:18Am I close with my son?
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:25We went through some hard times,
00:08:27and, um...
00:08:29that should have brought us closer, but, uh...
00:08:32You have to help him change his priorities.
00:08:35Change his priorities.
00:08:43Maybe yours too.
00:08:54Barry.
00:08:56Barry, come on. Get a grip.
00:08:58Huh?
00:08:59What's the matter with you?
00:09:01Oh. Oh, nothing.
00:09:03Come on. Let's go. It's late.
00:09:06Bye, Barry. See you tomorrow.
00:09:08Yes. Thank you, Mr. Chairman.
00:09:10Did you forget something?
00:09:12Hmm?
00:09:14Oh.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:17Let's go.
00:09:19When you see this master stone, I'll sign you up for karate.
00:09:22What?
00:09:24Nothing. Nothing.
00:09:26One!
00:09:27Two!
00:09:29Three!
00:09:31Four!
00:09:32Snap at the top! Come on! Come on!
00:09:34Two!
00:09:35Crack it!
00:09:36Three!
00:09:37I'm just gonna tell him they're here.
00:09:39One!
00:09:40Two!
00:09:42Switch feet!
00:09:43Yeah!
00:09:44One!
00:09:45Excuse me. Pardon me.
00:09:47Two!
00:09:48Excuse me.
00:09:49One!
00:09:50Snap at the top!
00:09:52Snap it!
00:09:53Hey! You!
00:09:55Me?
00:09:56Yeah!
00:09:58You!
00:09:59We don't wear shoes on the mat here,
00:10:02mister!
00:10:04Sorry.
00:10:11Double knots.
00:10:15Socks, too?
00:10:19Inside present kicks!
00:10:20Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:10:21One!
00:10:22Don't touch that.
00:10:23Two!
00:10:24So, you want to learn karate, huh?
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:27Four!
00:10:28Yeah.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:31You mean, yes, sir.
00:10:34Don't you, sonny?
00:10:36Oh, yeah. I mean, yes, sir.
00:10:38Now, your father here tells me
00:10:40all you think about is this art,
00:10:43this craft that has taken me years,
00:10:46years to master.
00:10:50Could you wheeze a little quieter, kid?
00:10:52I'm trying to talk here.
00:10:53Excuse me, Mr. Stone.
00:10:55My son has a condition.
00:10:57Oh, yeah, you must be pretty good
00:10:59to win all this stuff.
00:11:01Well, I don't like to brag or anything.
00:11:03Yeah, I bet you're almost as good as Chuck Norris.
00:11:09Chuck Norris?
00:11:13Chuck Norris?
00:11:15He doesn't compete anymore, kid.
00:11:18And one of the reasons,
00:11:20one of the main reasons he doesn't is me!
00:11:23Okay, let's, uh...
00:11:25He doesn't compete
00:11:27because I would kick his ass!
00:11:30Let's go, son. Come on.
00:11:32Kick his ass!
00:11:33Got you the first time.
00:11:35Let's find another place.
00:11:36I mean, this isn't all there is.
00:11:37You know, kid, that's the first smart thing
00:11:39you've said all day,
00:11:40this isn't all there is.
00:11:41It's just the best there is.
00:11:43You know,
00:11:45karate is a sport of discipline
00:11:48and restraint and style,
00:11:50one that builds respect.
00:11:52You want to join the Easter Bunny, too, kid?
00:11:55One!
00:11:57Two!
00:11:59Chuck Norris.
00:12:22Bring the gunpowder!
00:12:25Ha-ha-ha!
00:12:27Well, now I teach you lesson!
00:12:30Help!
00:12:32All right, shut up.
00:12:34I blow you up now, please.
00:12:36Oh...
00:12:38Ah-ho!
00:12:39Help!
00:12:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:12:43Oh...
00:12:45Oh...
00:12:47Oh, no.
00:12:49Aah!
00:12:51Oh!
00:12:53Oh!
00:12:55Oh!
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:59Oh!
00:13:01Oh!
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:05Help!
00:13:10Help!
00:13:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:13:18Oh!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:27Aah!
00:13:29Aah!
00:13:37Huh?
00:13:43Oh!
00:13:45Oh!
00:13:47Uh-oh!
00:13:49Oh!
00:13:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:14:01Huh?
00:14:03Time for bed.
00:14:05Dad.
00:14:07You looked like you were already asleep.
00:14:09Were you watching that thing?
00:14:11Yeah. Yeah, I was.
00:14:13Kind of.
00:14:17Uh, dad.
00:14:19What?
00:14:21Did you ever, uh, become involved with something?
00:14:24I...
00:14:26It's late. You got to get your eight hours.
00:14:32What?
00:14:34Nothing.
00:14:36What?
00:14:38Forget it.
00:14:43What?
00:14:47Sigh.
00:14:52Miss Chen.
00:14:54Miss Chen. Well, well. Long time no see.
00:14:57What's El Russo Supremo?
00:14:59You know, the last time we spoke, your uncle was coming to town.
00:15:02Did he ever get here? Yes, today.
00:15:04Please, Eugene, I'm late. Well, does he need a job?
00:15:07If I may say so. I'm not without influence in this town.
00:15:10I'm his sponsor, Mr. Mapes. He has a job.
00:15:12He's going to be working in my family's restaurant.
00:15:14Oh, but that's so stereotypical.
00:15:16I mean, it's like working in a laundry.
00:15:18Believe it or not, we've done that, too.
00:15:20Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my date.
00:15:23Oh, a date. Oh, my jealousy rears its ugly green head.
00:15:26Who's the lucky fellow?
00:15:28An appointment date, Eugene. One of my students.
00:15:30Trouble with one of the urchins.
00:15:32Well, perhaps I can be of assistance.
00:15:34Barry Grabowski.
00:15:36Oh, but he's, uh...
00:15:38He's what?
00:15:40Uh, well, he's...
00:15:42slow and, uh...
00:15:44impaired.
00:15:46Hopeless. Hopeless. The kid is hopeless.
00:15:49He's a dreamer, Mr. Mapes.
00:15:52And historically, dreamers have a pretty good track record.
00:16:44Ah!
00:17:06Barry. Barry!
00:17:08And what, may I ask, was all that about?
00:17:11Oh, I, uh...
00:17:13I was, uh, working out a charley horse.
00:17:18Yeah, I was, uh, just working it out.
00:17:21Uh-huh. We'll talk about it later.
00:17:23Now, there's someone I want you and your dad to meet.
00:17:26If he likes you, maybe he'll be the one to teach you martial arts.
00:17:30Nobody likes me. Why would he?
00:17:35Well, I don't know.
00:17:38Maybe because he's a little bit like you.
00:17:41May I help you?
00:17:43You can help everybody in this place.
00:17:45Tell that chump to douse that cigar.
00:17:47This is a public area.
00:17:49He's not supposed to be smoking that in here.
00:17:51Yes, of course you're right.
00:17:53Since we're all so similar, though,
00:17:55would you mind telling me which particular chump you're referring to?
00:17:59The geese are in front of you, charley.
00:18:03Excuse me.
00:18:05Sign says no...
00:18:07Come on, come on!
00:18:09Need one more second.
00:18:11Oh.
00:18:13Oh.
00:18:15Good.
00:18:23Where, uh... where is it?
00:18:26By the way, my name is not charley.
00:18:29Huh?
00:18:31Hmm.
00:18:33Smoke.
00:18:35You're smoking.
00:18:37I'm smoking!
00:18:39I'm smoking! I'm smoking!
00:18:41Get this thing off me!
00:18:54What's this?
00:18:56It's how we teach children to use chopsticks.
00:18:59Oh. Okay.
00:19:01I get the point.
00:19:05See, if they had points on them,
00:19:07you could just stab it.
00:19:09It's not happening.
00:19:11I wanted to impress your uncle.
00:19:13Did you notice my uncle stopped using his halfway through the meal?
00:19:17He did?
00:19:19He really likes you.
00:19:21He's very impressed with your work with computers.
00:19:24Oh.
00:19:26Are you almost finished with your program?
00:19:28How did you know?
00:19:30Your son.
00:19:32He's told me a lot about you.
00:19:34He hasn't told me much about you.
00:19:36What about you?
00:19:38Well...
00:19:40My father built this restaurant.
00:19:42He came here first.
00:19:44Eight years later, he sent for my mother.
00:19:47So you grew up around here?
00:19:49Yes.
00:19:51They worked here together.
00:19:53Then my father died.
00:19:55My mother ran the place herself for a while.
00:19:58But then, two years ago,
00:20:00he sent for her again.
00:20:02Now it's all I have left of them.
00:20:04And your uncle.
00:20:08Dear uncle,
00:20:10a poet and a charmer,
00:20:12teacher and philosopher...
00:20:14Ugh.
00:20:16Ugh.
00:20:18Ah, that is the ninth time.
00:20:21Yeah, I'm sorry. I wasn't ready.
00:20:24That is the entire point of this exercise.
00:20:27You must all agree.
00:20:29That is the entire point of this exercise.
00:20:32You must always be ready.
00:20:34And you,
00:20:36you want to be a martial artist.
00:20:38And what would be your fighting name?
00:20:41Hmm...
00:20:43Barry the Leopard.
00:20:46No, no, no, no.
00:20:48Not quite right.
00:20:50Barry the Tiger,
00:20:52who fights with courage
00:20:54and relies on instinct.
00:20:56No.
00:20:58That won't do.
00:21:04Hmm. I have it.
00:21:06I've got it.
00:21:08What? What is it?
00:21:10Mr...
00:21:12Dumpling.
00:21:14Mr. Dumpling,
00:21:16who fights in a most deceptive manner
00:21:19by smashing the fists of his opponents
00:21:22with his own face.
00:21:24Uh, Mr. Lee, uh...
00:21:26Mr. Dumpling
00:21:28never attacks
00:21:30because he does not survive
00:21:33to attack
00:21:35because he is never ready.
00:21:39Okay, I get the point, Mr. Lee.
00:21:41All right, then. It's very simple.
00:21:43I will help you learn
00:21:45what you want to know.
00:21:47But once you stop wanting to learn,
00:21:49I will stop teaching.
00:21:51Well, Mr. Lee, I don't want to stop learning.
00:21:53You never interrupt your teacher.
00:21:56This, for example,
00:21:58is a thief.
00:22:00You cannot compromise with a thief
00:22:02unless you wish to give something
00:22:04of yourself away.
00:22:06Does that appear confusing?
00:22:10Yes.
00:22:12Good. Life is very confusing.
00:22:16And that is your first lesson.
00:22:18I married the first girl I took out.
00:22:21How long has she been gone?
00:22:25She passed away
00:22:27almost ten years ago.
00:22:31You sure Barry's gonna be okay with your uncle?
00:22:34Well, my uncle will behave himself.
00:22:36If he doesn't,
00:22:38I'll break his arm.
00:22:40Ha, ha, ha.
00:22:42More tea? Yeah.
00:22:44How far is your school from your house?
00:22:46About, uh...
00:22:48five, ten minutes.
00:22:50Not how long. How far?
00:22:52Oh. Two miles.
00:22:54And how do you get there?
00:22:56My dad. He drops me off in the morning,
00:22:58picks me up in the afternoon,
00:23:00or I get a ride.
00:23:02From now on, you will walk to school.
00:23:04That is, until next week.
00:23:06Then you will run.
00:23:08We will see if that is a thief or a crutch.
00:23:12Psychophobe. Yes?
00:23:14There's a problem out here.
00:23:16Where's that little gal, Grub?
00:23:18Grub, that is the name, ain't it?
00:23:20Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:22G-G-G-G-G-Bruce.
00:23:24Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:26Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:28Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:30Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:32That's a funny name.
00:23:34That is a funny name.
00:23:36Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:38Hey, Grub's better, ain't it, boys?
00:23:40Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:42Grub! Grub! Grub!
00:23:44Grub! Grub! Grub!
00:23:46Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:48Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:50What's your name?
00:23:52Hank.
00:23:54Short for Henry.
00:23:56Oh, yeah. I had an uncle named Henry one time.
00:23:58Yeah?
00:24:00I don't think I knew him.
00:24:02Let me deal with that.
00:24:04What are you doing?
00:24:06Preparing.
00:24:08We're gonna do something really special for you.
00:24:10We're gonna remodel this place.
00:24:12Yeah, boss.
00:24:14We're gonna take that wall over here and put it over here.
00:24:16Yeah, yeah.
00:24:18That wall, put it back over here.
00:24:20Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:22And we're gonna take the kitchen,
00:24:24put it all the way in the front.
00:24:26Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:28First thing we're gonna do
00:24:30is we're gonna start right here.
00:24:32Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:34Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:36What do you got?
00:24:38Look at this guy.
00:24:40Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:42Whoa!
00:24:44What's up?
00:24:46What's up, gentlemen?
00:24:48Who ordered wonton?
00:24:50Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:52Ow!
00:24:54Sorry, sorry.
00:24:56Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:58Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:02Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:04Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:06Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:08Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:10Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:12Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:14Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:16You all right?
00:25:18Uh-huh.
00:25:20Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:22Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:24Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:26Ow!
00:25:28Get off my hand!
00:25:30Get off my hand!
00:25:32Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:34Ah!
00:25:36Ow!
00:25:38Ow!
00:25:40Man!
00:25:42Oh!
00:25:44Oh!
00:26:04These gentlemen only saw what I appeared to be.
00:26:08This is number two.
00:26:10Believe what is,
00:26:12what you think.
00:26:20Remember,
00:26:22tomorrow you walk to school.
00:26:24Huh?
00:26:36The kid moved down the street.
00:26:38Alert.
00:26:40Constant vigilance.
00:26:42Eternal suspicion.
00:26:44Like Chuck in the Jungle.
00:26:48Beware
00:26:50the enemy.
00:26:52Ha, ha, ha.
00:26:54Ha, ha, ha.
00:26:56Ha, ha, ha.
00:26:58Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:02Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:04Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:06Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:08Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:10Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:12Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:14Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:16Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:18Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:20Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:22Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:24Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:26The kid evaded capture.
00:27:28Or worse this time.
00:27:30But the bad guys are still out there.
00:27:32Somewhere.
00:27:38Come on, you'll be late for school.
00:27:53Barry?
00:27:54Are you okay?
00:27:55Uh, yeah.
00:27:56Hi, Lauren.
00:27:57What's wrong?
00:27:58Where's your dad?
00:27:59Oh, I thought I'd, uh...
00:28:02I'd, uh, walk today.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Gee, that's good exercise.
00:28:06Yeah.
00:28:07Well, you'd better hurry, because class starts in ten minutes.
00:28:10Okay.
00:28:31Barry!
00:28:32Are you sure you don't want to ride?
00:28:35No, that's okay.
00:28:36I want to get my heart rate up a little higher.
00:28:38Uh, okay.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:40Let's go, Lauren.
00:28:47Now, we've read several of the board's important plays,
00:28:51and these wondrous words should stay with you
00:28:55from now through the end of your days.
00:28:58Oh, man.
00:29:00Mr. Cellini.
00:29:03Yeah?
00:29:04Yes is the proper response, Mr. Cellini.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:11Perhaps, Mr. Cellini, we should test your attention skills.
00:29:15From whence does this quote come?
00:29:17To thine own self be true.
00:29:23Polonius, Mr. Mapes, from Hamlet.
00:29:27That is correct, Lauren.
00:29:29Let's try again, Mr. Cellini, shall we?
00:29:33Alas, poor Yorick.
00:29:36I knew him.
00:29:40Well?
00:29:42It's from the Bible, isn't it?
00:29:46A book with which I'm sure you are thoroughly familiar.
00:29:51No, Mr. Cellini, it's not the Bible.
00:29:55Ah.
00:29:58Yes, Mr. Gabruski, what is it?
00:30:00Uh, yeah, it's, uh, Hamlet.
00:30:04Bestilled by art.
00:30:07Yes, that's correct.
00:30:11Be careful, Mr. Cellini.
00:30:13Your competition for class dumbbell is rapidly diminishing.
00:30:21Now.
00:30:28You ought to watch where you're going, creep.
00:30:30Accidents happen when you don't pay attention.
00:30:34Let me up.
00:30:35Well, if I let you up, then you might hurt me.
00:30:38And I don't want you to hurt me.
00:30:40Well, it's lucky for you Master Stone didn't take you on.
00:30:43Because I'm in that class, and I'd be doing this to you every day.
00:30:48Oh, look at this.
00:30:50So where's your friend Chuckie now, retard?
00:30:53Oh, by the way, Lauren doesn't like you.
00:30:57She pities you.
00:31:00Nice work.
00:31:17Breathe in.
00:31:20Breathe out.
00:31:30Okay, you're doing good.
00:31:32All right, let's start again.
00:31:33All right, relax.
00:31:35Breathe out, bend your knees, breathe in.
00:31:40Move it, Laurence, move it!
00:31:4234!
00:31:4435!
00:31:4636!
00:31:4837!
00:31:5038!
00:31:5239!
00:31:5440!
00:31:56Had enough?
00:31:5841!
00:32:0042!
00:32:2941!
00:32:3142!
00:32:3343!
00:32:3544!
00:32:3745!
00:32:3946!
00:32:4147!
00:32:4347!
00:32:4547!
00:32:4747!
00:32:4947!
00:32:5147!
00:32:5347!
00:32:56That's Lone Wolf.
00:32:59You're a little wolf, too.
00:33:26Well, well, well.
00:33:29If it isn't the two big, bad wolves.
00:33:35What'll you have?
00:33:40Milk.
00:33:43Hey, how about some cookies?
00:33:51Bartender, make mine milk, too.
00:33:55Sure, ranger.
00:34:02Hey!
00:34:04Hey!
00:34:06Hey!
00:34:08Hey!
00:34:11Hey, you!
00:34:13Give me a drink!
00:34:15Hey, better yet, give me a kiss!
00:34:19Let go of me!
00:34:21Let go of me!
00:34:24Leave her alone.
00:34:28All right, let's do it.
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:49I can take you, little wolf.
00:34:52Just you and me.
00:34:56If you're wrong, you're dead wrong.
00:35:10That was for nothing.
00:35:41That was for something.
00:36:02Watch it, Barry!
00:36:04Ah!
00:36:06Wake up!
00:36:09Wake up!
00:36:11This is gym class, sonny boy, not nap time.
00:36:14How dare you fall asleep in my class?
00:36:17Get up, boy!
00:36:19Sorry, Mr. Horn.
00:36:21Oh, I bet you are.
00:36:23But not as sorry as you're gonna be.
00:36:26I've been thinking, son.
00:36:28It's been a while since your last physical evaluation.
00:36:33There you are.
00:36:36Start climbing.
00:36:38Let's go, Barry-wary.
00:36:41Get up that rope.
00:36:43Come on, Gabruski.
00:36:45What are you, a man or Marvin Milton?
00:36:48Let's get rolling.
00:37:05Keep going.
00:37:07Don't even think about quitting.
00:37:11You can do it, Barry!
00:37:18Barry! Hey, Barry!
00:37:22I'll race you to the top.
00:37:24I can't.
00:37:26Sure you can.
00:37:27Just wrap your leg around the rope and hold it with your foot.
00:37:30I... I can't.
00:37:32Barry, I hate that word.
00:37:35Hey, you up there!
00:37:37You're not off again!
00:37:39Get going!
00:37:41Don't listen to them. Listen to me.
00:37:43Wrap your leg around the rope.
00:37:46That's it.
00:37:48Now hold it with your foot.
00:37:50Now all the weight's in your legs.
00:37:52Relax your arms a little. See?
00:37:54Weight's in your legs. There you go.
00:37:56All right, now pull.
00:37:58That's it. Use your legs.
00:38:00That's it.
00:38:02Good. There you go.
00:38:04Pull.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:11Come on, Barry! You can do it!
00:38:15Pull, Barry.
00:38:17Yeah, you're doing great, Barry.
00:38:19It's all yours, Barry.
00:38:21All the way to the top.
00:38:25Well, I'll be.
00:38:32Go, Barry!
00:38:35Hit the showers!
00:38:38Mr. Horn was sure mean today.
00:38:40I think you ought to tell your daddy.
00:38:42My daddy?
00:38:44No, I don't think he'd be too much help.
00:38:46Why not?
00:38:48My daddy'd rope him, shoot him, stuff him and mount him.
00:38:51What?
00:38:53At least that's what he always says.
00:38:55That's because he's a Texan.
00:38:57My dad's a computer programmer from Pittsburgh.
00:38:59Make him mad, he just punches the keyboard harder.
00:39:02Listen, this is where I get off.
00:39:06Oh, um...
00:39:08Lauren, um...
00:39:10I, uh...
00:39:15I, uh, you know...
00:39:17I really like you.
00:39:21I like you too, Barry.
00:39:23Okay, great.
00:39:25Uh, well, if I like you and you like me...
00:39:28Why don't we, uh, go out?
00:39:30Go out?
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:34Barry...
00:39:36I like you.
00:39:38But just not like that.
00:39:41What?
00:39:43I worry about you.
00:39:45The others are so mean.
00:39:47It makes me feel so...
00:39:49Sorry for me.
00:39:51No.
00:39:53Yeah, Cellini was right. You pity me.
00:39:55I do not. I don't.
00:39:57Barry!
00:39:59Please!
00:40:27Hey, it's a trap.
00:40:35I will beat this thing.
00:40:38I will beat you!
00:40:58I'm going to show you how easy it could be.
00:41:05All you have to do...
00:41:07Is tell me what I want to know.
00:41:12I won't tell you anything.
00:41:14Hang on as long as you can, Barry.
00:41:16You can do it. Just hang on.
00:41:23Filthy spine.
00:41:28Come on, Barry-wary.
00:41:30Make it easy on yourself.
00:41:34Chuck! Chuck!
00:41:36I can't breathe.
00:41:38What, did you hear a trip?
00:41:40You sound like a bagpipe, and you do anyway!
00:41:45Hang on, Barry. We'll get out of this.
00:41:48Not...
00:41:50To squeeze his lung out!
00:41:58Chuck!
00:42:03Hang on, Barry.
00:42:05I can't.
00:42:07Hang on, Barry.
00:42:09Barry.
00:42:11Hang on, son.
00:42:13That's it, Barry. Hang in there, boy.
00:42:28Has he been getting his allergy shots on a regular basis?
00:42:32Yes.
00:42:34Has he been under any extraordinary stress lately at home or at school?
00:42:38I don't think so.
00:42:40He walked to school feeling fine this morning.
00:42:43He seemed to be okay.
00:42:45He's going to be all right?
00:42:47He'll be fine.
00:42:49And it's probably not a bad idea he does these things.
00:42:52You know, basically, his lungs are okay.
00:42:54I looked at the x-rays. There's very little scarring, if any.
00:42:56Good.
00:42:58Frankly, I'm surprised at this attack.
00:43:00What, with the humidity and all down here?
00:43:02Noreen, oh, thanks for coming.
00:43:04Where is Barry? Lee.
00:43:06Is he all right? Uh, yes.
00:43:08Which room is he in? 215.
00:43:10The doctor said his x-rays are looking good.
00:43:12Oh, Noreen, this is Dr. Millard.
00:43:14Miss Channa is one of Barry's teachers.
00:43:16Hi, nice to meet you.
00:43:25DOOR CLOSES
00:43:43Mr. Lee.
00:43:45Yes?
00:43:47I have something for you.
00:43:49I will take this off.
00:43:53Only for a few minutes.
00:43:55This will help you.
00:44:19It smells awful.
00:44:21Yes, that's how I know when it's ready.
00:44:24It is an old remedy
00:44:27with some of my secret ingredients.
00:44:31Breathe in the fumes.
00:44:34Deeply.
00:44:37Good.
00:44:39Now rest.
00:44:46It's, uh...
00:44:49It's burning.
00:44:51What is it?
00:44:53You must breathe.
00:44:55The heat will not burn you.
00:44:57It will help.
00:44:59Relax.
00:45:04You were perhaps overzealous.
00:45:07You tried to reach too far,
00:45:10too fast.
00:45:13We will try again,
00:45:15but slower.
00:45:20But now I believe you want to learn.
00:45:24Good night, Mr. Dumpling.
00:45:28Good night, Mr. Dumpling.
00:45:59Let's start with a few simple movements.
00:46:02Row block.
00:46:04High block.
00:46:06Punch.
00:46:08Kick.
00:46:10High block.
00:46:12Punch.
00:46:18Inhale, four steps.
00:46:21Exhale, four steps.
00:46:24Inhale, four steps.
00:46:27Come on, Barry!
00:46:37The object is not to hurt somebody else.
00:46:40It is to stop them from hurting you.
00:46:45You must respect the wood.
00:46:48It lives on its own.
00:46:50It has its own spirit.
00:46:58Barry! Barry!
00:47:00Yeah, I know.
00:47:02I'm up there. I'm ready. All right.
00:47:19Good.
00:47:21Yeah.
00:47:27Down and inhale.
00:47:29Five.
00:47:31Now rest.
00:47:33Had enough?
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:37Just one more.
00:47:39Five.
00:47:41Down and inhale.
00:47:43Five.
00:47:45Now rest.
00:47:47Had enough?
00:47:49Yeah.
00:47:51Just one more.
00:47:53Five.
00:47:55Had enough? Yeah.
00:47:57Just one more. One more.
00:47:59Easy, easy.
00:48:01Good.
00:48:03Pick up.
00:48:07How do you feel?
00:48:09Oh, I never felt better.
00:48:11Oh, you lie as well as you run.
00:48:13Drink that.
00:48:15What's this?
00:48:17Be quiet, disrespectful boy.
00:48:19You dare question me?
00:48:21You took me for six bucks and didn't run me.
00:48:24You look like a hog.
00:48:26That will help with the breathing.
00:48:28Now drink.
00:48:30Oh, God.
00:48:32That's awful.
00:48:34Foolish boy.
00:48:36You think magic should win taste test?
00:48:38Then nobody drink Pepsi-Cola.
00:48:40Pepsi has nothing to worry about.
00:48:42You go home now.
00:48:44You give me headache.
00:48:46And besides, you have no more money to win.
00:48:48Here.
00:48:50Take this four times a day.
00:48:52Okay.
00:48:54Goodbye, Mr. Chan.
00:48:56Don't play cards with this guy.
00:48:58I already learned that.
00:49:00Say hi to your dad for me.
00:49:02All right.
00:49:04Magic potion.
00:49:06What's in this?
00:49:08Don't worry.
00:49:10It won't kill him.
00:49:12Imagine my relief.
00:49:22What's this?
00:49:44What the hell is that smell?
00:49:48I don't know.
00:49:50Must be a sewage backup around here.
00:49:58Huh?
00:50:02Don't be late for school.
00:50:20Form a line!
00:50:24What are you doing here?
00:50:26Get your butt up there on the benches
00:50:28with the rest of the babies.
00:50:30No, I'm okay, Mr. Horn.
00:50:32I'm gonna take the class today.
00:50:34Like hell you will, boy.
00:50:36You end up in the hospital
00:50:38getting my tail ended up in the ringer, for sure.
00:50:40Yeah, but I...
00:50:42No buts, except yours.
00:50:44Barked up there.
00:50:46Now get moving!
00:50:48Before you get hurt.
00:50:50Cellini! I don't remember asking for your opinion!
00:50:5220 laps!
00:50:58All right, now it's time to meet
00:51:00my good friend, Mr. Pusha!
00:51:02Hit the deck!
00:51:08Hey, brewski, what are you doing?
00:51:10I told you to get up there
00:51:12with the rest of the babies.
00:51:14I haven't gone all day. We got work to do.
00:51:16And I can do it.
00:51:18Look, I'll sign a release or something, okay?
00:51:22You'll do that, boy.
00:51:26Okay, everybody, Mr. Pusha!
00:51:28All right!
00:51:30Let us go! 25, 24...
00:51:32You up!
00:51:34Debrewski, you drop dead on me
00:51:36and I swear to God, I'll shoot myself
00:51:38and come on after you.
00:51:405, 4, 3...
00:51:42Barry, I have something for you.
00:51:44You will work with these
00:51:46an hour each day.
00:51:48If you make a mistake,
00:51:50they will sting you.
00:51:52But I will help you
00:51:54make them sing.
00:52:00They look deadly.
00:52:02It is true. They are weapons.
00:52:04But you must realize
00:52:06that the greatest weapon you ever possess
00:52:08is self-control.
00:52:10Oh!
00:52:34Ow!
00:52:36Ow!
00:52:44That's using your head, Barry.
00:52:46No.
00:53:06It's beautiful.
00:53:08It's like a ballet.
00:53:10Takes a long time to learn.
00:53:12Much discipline.
00:53:14Come, Barry.
00:53:16Time to run!
00:53:18Work him hardly.
00:53:20Yes, sir.
00:53:22See you later.
00:53:24Bye-bye.
00:53:28I wish I could do what you do.
00:53:30Sure you can.
00:53:32I couldn't.
00:53:34I couldn't.
00:53:36Come on.
00:53:38What?
00:53:40No, no, no.
00:53:42What?
00:53:44Feet together.
00:53:46I hurt myself here.
00:53:52Got that?
00:53:56Uh-oh.
00:53:58I can't.
00:54:00I can't.
00:54:02You move so graceful.
00:54:04It's more important
00:54:06to be graceful.
00:54:08Here.
00:54:16Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:54:18Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:54:20Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:54:22Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:54:24Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:54:26Two.
00:54:28Five.
00:54:40Heads up.
00:54:4210 out of 12.
00:54:44Not bad.
00:54:48Mr. Lee?
00:54:50Do you ever, uh,
00:54:52dream?
00:54:54Oh, yes.
00:54:56Not, not, uh...
00:54:59just at night.
00:55:01Oh, you mean dreaming when you're awake?
00:55:04I mean, um, it's kind of like I'm off someplace
00:55:07or having an adventure with...
00:55:09With him.
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:17Dreams are good.
00:55:19Even when you're walking down a hallway
00:55:22or sitting in a classroom.
00:55:24I like them and all that, but, uh,
00:55:26I mean, is it normal for that to happen?
00:55:29You must learn to control them.
00:55:32When you learn to control them,
00:55:34you will have fewer dreams then,
00:55:36but they will be richer ones.
00:55:41Is that the way it's supposed to be?
00:55:44The dream world is where the child lives.
00:55:47Growing older would not mean growing wiser
00:55:51if that world did not exist.
00:55:54How did you learn so much?
00:55:57Television.
00:55:59Whew.
00:56:01Always expect the unexpected.
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:25Ooh!
00:56:30Stop!
00:56:33You're kicking much harder.
00:56:35Now I'm ready.
00:56:47Breathe in, breathe out.
00:56:50Breathe in, breathe out.
00:56:53Enough for now.
00:56:55Not too bad.
00:56:57Now we run.
00:57:09Go, go, G-O!
00:57:12Go, Redskins, go!
00:57:15Go, go, G-O!
00:57:18Go, Redskins, go!
00:57:21Go, Redskins, go!
00:57:27Hey, it's Barry Wary.
00:57:30I can't breathe.
00:57:33Up yours, Fellini.
00:57:44Barry, Barry, we always seem to meet this way.
00:57:47By the way, what'd you say to me?
00:57:49I said it's not going to be so easy this time.
00:57:57What, do you think you're bad?
00:57:59Just knock it off, Cellini, okay?
00:58:01What are you going to do now?
00:58:07So you want to learn karate, huh?
00:58:09You're about to get your first lesson for free.
00:58:20All right, I'm out of here, okay?
00:58:24Hey, Barry!
00:58:50Whoa!
00:58:56What in thunder is going on here?
00:58:59Cellini, are you nuts? You could kill him.
00:59:02Hey, mister, when he started it...
00:59:04If that's true, kid, you got less brains
00:59:06Than a woodpecker on an aluminum telephone pole.
00:59:09Now you two break it up and hit the showers.
00:59:14All right, show's over.
00:59:16Come on, you kids, break it up.
00:59:18It's not over by a long shot.
00:59:23Barry!
00:59:30Not bad, kid, not bad at all.
00:59:36I can't believe that was you.
00:59:38Yeah, well, you're not the only one.
00:59:42Such a creep and a bully.
00:59:44Yeah, he's just an all-around kind of guy.
00:59:49Barry, what are you doing this weekend?
00:59:53Um, I'm going to the zoo.
00:59:56Can I come with you?
00:59:59Yeah. Yeah, sure.
01:00:02I'd like that.
01:00:04Great. I'll see you in English, okay?
01:00:06Okay.
01:00:12Yeah!
01:00:18Oh, my God.
01:00:49Ha-ha!
01:00:51More crust in this bubblegum!
01:00:54Ha-ha-ha!
01:00:56More acid rain in these jawbreakers!
01:00:59Yes! Dynamite in the pinatas!
01:01:03Ha-ha-ha!
01:01:05Where's that girl?
01:01:07Bring me that girl!
01:01:10Ah, yes!
01:01:14Yes, boss?
01:01:16What is the problem?
01:01:19She won't talk.
01:01:21I thought she was smart.
01:01:23Well, you know what to do, so do it.
01:01:27My pleasure.
01:01:29No! No!
01:01:31Help!
01:01:33Help!
01:01:35Let's do it.
01:01:41All right, Barry.
01:01:43I'll take the front, and you take the back.
01:01:46You know the cue.
01:01:48Same as always.
01:01:50All hell breaks loose.
01:01:52Help me!
01:01:54What about him?
01:02:00Help!
01:02:02Help me!
01:02:04Help me!
01:02:06Move it! Come on, get going!
01:02:08Let's get going now!
01:02:10Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:02:14Huh?
01:02:36Help me!
01:02:39Help!
01:02:42Help me! Help me!
01:02:48Help me!
01:02:50Help me!
01:02:52Help me!
01:03:02Wasn't that Spike?
01:03:04I don't know.
01:03:08Huh?
01:03:21Well, our hero.
01:03:24Get him!
01:03:30Huh?
01:03:39Oh, a hero clone!
01:03:43Destroy them both!
01:03:57You missed me.
01:04:01What? Watch it there.
01:04:04Look at...
01:04:06Get... Get...
01:04:12What is going on here?
01:04:15Get them both to me now!
01:04:17Get them! Get them! Get them!
01:04:19Get them! Get them!
01:04:21Get them! Get them! Get them!
01:04:37Huh?
01:04:41You wouldn't dare.
01:04:45Oh!
01:04:47Oh!
01:04:49Oh!
01:04:55Oh!
01:04:57Oh!
01:04:59Oh!
01:05:01Oh!
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:05Oh!
01:05:07Help!
01:05:13Get me down from here!
01:05:15Help me! Help!
01:05:17Spike! Spike! Where is Spike?
01:05:19He's never around when I need him.
01:05:21Yeah, I'll just hang around up here until they leave.
01:05:27Yeah, if you don't do, I'll just hang around up here.
01:05:31Whoa!
01:05:34Maybe not.
01:05:38Ooh.
01:05:48Help!
01:05:55Sweetheart!
01:05:57Barry!
01:06:00Hey, Barry, what's going on?
01:06:03Where's Noreen?
01:06:05Hey, this is my dream!
01:06:08My hero!
01:06:10Oh.
01:06:30Hi.
01:06:32Hi.
01:06:34Hey, tough guy.
01:06:36You want a real shot at me?
01:06:38Well, there's your chance, if you're not too chicken.
01:06:42Karate tournament?
01:06:44That's right. It's a fair contest.
01:06:46Fair? That'll be the day.
01:06:48Lauren, I used to think you were smart.
01:06:51I mean, I don't know why you hang around this bozo
01:06:54when you could have someone like me.
01:06:56Don't make me ill.
01:06:58All right, class.
01:07:00Today we've all been waiting for it, finally here.
01:07:03The English romantic poets.
01:07:06Now we're going to start with Percy Bysshe Ellington.
01:07:11We have decided we will join you in this team competition.
01:07:16I should feel happy.
01:07:20But I'm not.
01:07:23Natural reaction.
01:07:25Natural doubt.
01:07:29I'm not ready.
01:07:31True.
01:07:33Look at the tortoise, Barry.
01:07:36The tortoise is very clumsy
01:07:39and not musical at all.
01:07:42But it has been said, and I believe it,
01:07:45when all things are right,
01:07:48when a dream becomes true,
01:07:50when the impossible is accomplished
01:07:53and lies behind you,
01:07:55on that day,
01:07:57the tortoise will dance.
01:08:02Tortoises can't dance.
01:08:04Ah, you only think they can.
01:08:06If you believe they can, they will.
01:08:09Barry, come take a look at this.
01:08:12I rest my case.
01:08:16Ah!
01:08:26Bring for me!
01:08:28Whoo-hoo-hoo!
01:08:46Ah!
01:08:49Ah!
01:08:53Oh, my goodness, you're doubling your bet?
01:08:56Oh, what am I going to do if I lose?
01:08:59I tell you what I'm going to do.
01:09:01I'm going to treat you to a dinner at my restaurant.
01:09:05Frying...
01:09:07frying dragon.
01:09:09This one? Okay.
01:09:11Oh, thank you very much.
01:09:13Now it's your turn.
01:09:15This one?
01:09:19Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
01:09:21to the Texas Open Team Karate Championship.
01:09:24But before this nationally sanctioned meet,
01:09:27you will enjoy demonstrations
01:09:29by some of the most renowned martial artists in the country.
01:09:32There's going to be plenty of action here today.
01:09:35All righty.
01:09:37Will all competitors please make sure to register.
01:09:40Listen, there's no sense all of us standing here.
01:09:43Why don't you go ahead and watch some of the demonstrations?
01:09:46Yeah, okay, great, thanks.
01:09:48Thank you.
01:09:50Morning.
01:09:52Application, please.
01:09:54Great.
01:09:56Next stop, weapons form demonstrations.
01:09:58And who's your fourth?
01:10:00Oh, we don't have one.
01:10:02We wanted to compete as a three-person team.
01:10:04Uh, no.
01:10:06It's a team competition,
01:10:08which is four people.
01:10:10So you're just going to have to find another team member.
01:10:14Thanks so much.
01:10:16Application, please.
01:10:18Morning.
01:10:20Thank you very much.
01:10:22This competition is drawn
01:10:24the karate world's best and brightest
01:10:26for what should be an afternoon of excellent excitement.
01:10:29Here's Andrew Ashby
01:10:31demonstrating sword techniques.
01:10:33Tough like competitors of all,
01:10:35including last year's champion
01:10:37of the team stone dojo
01:10:39and second-place contender
01:10:41the kick connection.
01:10:43Oh, barry's going to be so disappointed.
01:10:47There's chuck norris.
01:10:53I have an idea for fourth.
01:10:57Come on.
01:11:00Whoo!
01:11:05He grabbed him by the leg
01:11:07and ripped his pants completely off.
01:11:10Well, well, well, what a surprise.
01:11:13Chuck norris.
01:11:15Too bad you're not still fighting.
01:11:17I'd love to kick your ass.
01:11:19Only in your dreams, stone.
01:11:21Yeah, it'd be your worst nightmare, chuck.
01:11:24That guy hasn't changed, has he?
01:11:26Are you crazy, uncle?
01:11:28He's a superstar. He's not going to join our team.
01:11:31He's the boy's hero.
01:11:33Ask him.
01:11:35You guys had the original training table.
01:11:37You never left it.
01:11:39There he is. Ask him.
01:11:41Ask well.
01:11:47After a week of all that hard eating,
01:11:49I think the internationals were one of the toughest tournaments we fought in.
01:11:52The most black belts I've ever seen.
01:11:54We had a great fight.
01:11:57Hi.
01:11:59Could I talk to you for a minute, please, mr. Norris?
01:12:02Yeah, sure. Just a second, guys.
01:12:06Can I help you?
01:12:08I'm noreen chin.
01:12:10Oh, hi, noreen.
01:12:26Hi.
01:12:57Whoo!
01:13:10Hi, I'm chuck norris.
01:13:12Yeah.
01:13:14And you're, uh...
01:13:16Oh, me. I'm, uh, barry.
01:13:18Hi, barry. Nice to meet you.
01:13:21You competing?
01:13:23Yeah.
01:13:25You nervous?
01:13:27Oh, gosh, yes. I've never been so nervous in my life.
01:13:30Well, being nervous is good. It loosens you up.
01:13:34Tell you what.
01:13:38Why don't you and I go win this thing, huh?
01:13:41What do you mean?
01:13:43I mean, you needed a horned team member, and now you've got one.
01:13:47Besides, there's a fighter here who needs a lesson in humility.
01:13:52We'll be back with the first of the competitions,
01:13:55the ladies' cocktail, after a brief intermission.
01:13:58This is a little joke here.
01:14:00What?
01:14:02Oh, come on, chuck norris.
01:14:04Be chuck norris.
01:14:07You got a problem with that, son?
01:14:12No.
01:14:14And the name of your team?
01:14:17Happy?
01:14:19I still can't believe it. Somebody pinched me.
01:14:22Ow. Mr. Lee, that's only an expression.
01:14:25Then why say it? I go home now.
01:14:27What do you mean?
01:14:29I got a restaurant to run. I'll be back in time.
01:14:32Be back by 2 o'clock.
01:14:36Well, all competitors for the women's cocktail,
01:14:39the ladies' cocktail,
01:14:41and the men's cocktail,
01:14:44will all competitors for the women's cocktail
01:14:47please report to the judges' stand.
01:15:13Yee-haw!
01:15:33Noreen chin, representing the prime dragon dojo.
01:15:43I don't believe it.
01:16:06I can't believe it.
01:16:08I can't believe it.
01:16:13Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:16:14Yeah!
01:16:19Oh, beautiful!
01:16:20Beautiful!
01:16:21Woo-hoo!
01:16:22That was so pretty.
01:16:25Have you seen Uncle?
01:16:27No.
01:16:29Malia Bernal, representing the Stone Dojo.
01:16:44So beautiful.
01:17:03Aw, yeah!
01:17:10First place, Malia Bernal.
01:17:13The Stone Dojo off to an early lead going into the breaking competition, and a strong
01:17:22second place showing from Noreen Chen.
01:17:25Where is he?
01:17:28It's 2.30.
01:17:31I called the restaurant, he wasn't there.
01:17:39Randy Cellini, last year's winner, looking to better his record with an 8 brick break.
01:17:59Randy Cellini, ladies and gentlemen, from The Stone Dojo.
01:18:04We have one more contestant left, Lee Chan from the Flying Dragon.
01:18:10Would Mr. Lee Chan enter the ring please?
01:18:13Mr. Lee Chan.
01:18:15Excuse please, coming through.
01:18:18He's here, he's here.
01:18:21Hey, check this out.
01:18:24Here's a guy, gonna break bricks for a late break.
01:18:27Hey, you're not wearing a karate gi.
01:18:30Don't need karate gi for brick breaking.
01:18:41Is it red or white wine with bricks?
01:18:47Ladies and gentlemen, he's asking for another brick.
01:19:00Done!
01:19:17Wow, he broke them, he broke them.
01:19:20Hey, we're gonna be eating humble brick here, babe.
01:19:25Yeah!
01:19:28Yeah, right, it was great.
01:19:33That brings the Flying Dragon within two points of the champion Stone Dojo.
01:19:55Yeah!
01:20:11Emmanuel Serrano, ladies and gentlemen,
01:20:14The Stone Dojo's Master Swordman,
01:20:17and his championship technique at its best.
01:20:24Yeah!
01:20:54Yeah!
01:21:24Yeah!
01:21:55Yeah!
01:22:07Barry Gabruski!
01:22:10What a show, what a show!
01:22:13Entering the freestyle fighting,
01:22:16the Dragon's are second place against the undefeated
01:22:19Dojo Master, Kelly Stone.
01:22:25Yeah!
01:22:36Chuck?
01:22:39Chuck, this is my dad.
01:22:41Hi, how are you?
01:22:44Mr. Norris, I feel like I've known you a long time.
01:22:47Well, it's Chuck, and it's nice meeting you.
01:22:50I want to let you know how much I appreciate you helping my boy,
01:22:53Yeah!
01:22:56My boy!
01:22:59Nice to meet you.
01:23:02Well, I gotta get ready.
01:23:03Nice meeting you.
01:23:04Nice meeting you, too.
01:23:23Uh!
01:23:26Uh!
01:23:38One, two, one, two, three!
01:23:45One, two, three!
01:23:48One, two, three!
01:23:51AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
01:24:22Gentlemen, we'll meet Kelly Stone in the final match!
01:24:26Yeah! Come on, come on!
01:24:28Yeah, go get him!
01:24:35You know Norris, I've always wanted to see how good you really are.
01:24:39You're only gonna see it once, Stone.
01:24:42Yeah.
01:24:44And here they are, in the final freestyle pairing,
01:24:47Chuck Norris, from the Flying Dragon,
01:24:50and Kelly Stone representing his dojo.
01:24:53Chuck Norris, from the Flying Dragon,
01:24:55and Kelly Stone representing his dojo.
01:25:11Huh? Huh? Yeah? Huh?
01:25:14You talking to me, over here?
01:25:16Come on! All right! All right.
01:25:19My cat.
01:25:24Oh!
01:25:39Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
01:25:51Come on!
01:25:53All right! Come on, Norris!
01:25:55Come on!
01:26:05That was fun!
01:26:06You didn't say go, man!
01:26:08You didn't say go, all right? I wasn't ready.
01:26:10Wasn't ready.
01:26:23Oh!
01:26:34No point. No point.
01:26:54That's right. Way to go, Chuck!
01:26:56Shut up, you little twerp.
01:26:58All right, Norris. Let's really do it now, man.
01:27:04I'll go with you. I'll go with you.
01:27:06I'll go with you.
01:27:23Whoa!
01:27:30Whoa!
01:27:36Whoa!
01:27:45Oh, that hurt.
01:27:53All right.
01:28:14Well, ladies and gentlemen, it seems we now have a tie.
01:28:17The Stone Dojo and the Flying Dragon have both amassed 36 points.
01:28:22There will be a tiebreaker.
01:28:23Please stand by for an announcement.
01:28:25Flying Dragon calls heads.
01:28:29Heads it is. The Flying Dragon team chooses the participant.
01:28:41It will be Barry.
01:28:43Me?
01:28:44Oh, it will. Why me?
01:28:46You can do it. You won the weapons.
01:28:48They don't have anyone who can touch you.
01:28:50You're the one with something to prove.
01:28:52You've already proven yourself, son. Just do what you think is right.
01:28:57The tiebreaker will be between Barry Grabruski and Randy Cellini.
01:29:02And the event will be breaking.
01:29:04We choose breaking.
01:29:12You know how to do this stuff, Barry?
01:29:13Yeah. Yeah, kind of. I've done it once.
01:29:17You can do it again.
01:29:19We're with you, Barry.
01:29:24Barry-wary, why don't you just quit now and avoid the embarrassment?
01:29:29Breaking first to the Stone team, Randy Cellini.
01:29:34Yeah!
01:29:39Yeah! Yeah!
01:29:43Beat that, puke face.
01:29:50Puke.
01:29:53Yeah! Yeah!
01:29:59Yeah!
01:30:01You'll be fine.
01:30:05And here's Barry Grabruski. They're adding a seventh.
01:30:08He has to break seven for his team to stay in this.
01:30:20Yeah!
01:30:36Well done, son.
01:30:38Thanks. Boy, that stings.
01:30:40You're using your hand too much.
01:30:42Your arm not enough. It's like hammer.
01:30:45Head is hand. Handle is arm.
01:30:50Yeah.
01:30:53I'm going to end this right now.
01:31:07Mr. Cellini is asking for another break.
01:31:10He's going for a record breaking nine breaks.
01:31:19Ready.
01:31:45No break.
01:31:46No break, ladies and gentlemen.
01:31:48What? That broke. I can see it.
01:31:50What the hell are you talking about?
01:31:52When you say you're going to break something, you break it.
01:31:54What the hell is wrong with you?
01:31:56I told you to break it.
01:31:57You follow through with your fist.
01:32:00And I can break it.
01:32:07Barry Grabruski has a chance to win it all if he can break nine bricks.
01:32:19Hey.
01:32:21When you break your hand on those bricks, Barry-wary,
01:32:24I'm going to go get a great big victory kiss from Laura.
01:32:27You're not going to touch her.
01:32:29Beat it.
01:32:31No anger. You are here to confront bricks.
01:32:34Not that stupid face.
01:32:36Break it, break it, break it.
01:32:39Break it.
01:32:46Break it.
01:32:48Break the bricks.
01:32:50Break the bricks.
01:32:52Break it.
01:32:53Break.
01:32:54Break.
01:32:55Break.
01:32:56Break.
01:32:57Break.
01:32:58Not that stupid boy. Now, concentrate.
01:33:22There. This will help you.
01:33:59Go!
01:34:02Go!
01:34:13Go!
01:34:29Go!
01:34:34I don't know what to say.
01:34:38I've always wanted to meet you.
01:34:41Well, it's been my pleasure.
01:34:46It's, um, been kind of like a dream coming true.
01:34:53Dreams do come true, Barry. If you want them bad enough.
01:34:58Yeah.
01:35:06There he is.
01:35:08There's my dad.
01:35:14Thank you.
01:35:28Yeah.
01:35:37Yay! We did it!
01:35:40All right!
01:35:42All right!
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01:35:56Wow!
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