• 8 years ago
...said every Marxist/Socialist that ended up turning their country into a shithole.
[] In my customer support days:
Customer (angry): You misspelled my last name and username!
Me: Ma'am, you created your username and your account.
[] I worked a four season resort and I had a customer ask me "what time do you let the deer out for us to feed? " I told them usually around sunrise and sunset is when they let the deer out of their cages for awhile.
[] Reddit maxim: Everything with nipples can be milked.
[] Cheap clothes.

Made in sweat shops by people earning pennies a day, all so we can get a £5 t-shirt
[] Here in the US I hate how children all are spoiled brats who have no respect for adults. Most men are pussified metrosexual cucks. Most women are entitled, loud, and brash. I work hard usually 100+ hours a week and my woman stays home and takes care of the house and most people have a problem with our "sexist relationship" even though her taking care of domestic duties and me bringing home the bacon was a mutual decision. People either see her as lazy or me as a pig that is holding her back and keeping her prisoner in our home. Where the reality is when we have children we want our children raised at home by their mother and not at a daycare by a stranger with other people's shithead kids.
[] Man, ya ruined it.
[] DUUUUUVAALLLLL
[] Capital of Canada.
[] I like reddit
[] That's why there is mercury in fish.
[] Ya but by then it will only be a tropical storm
[] Human women definitely produce milk for infants but okie dokie.
[] uh.... yeah?
[] Well some places are getting quite liberal these days so you're right i shouldn't discriminate against people who like a little ball salt with their fries
[] https://gfycat.com/DapperDisastrousAmericancrocodile
[] That's because Heath Ledger was such a charming man in the movie.
[] Wait. Like, heard it ever? Or heard it in a guitar shop? If you've been a guitarist for over a decade you need to listen to some Zeppelin.
[] Never thought I'd see my home town on Reddit. Gotta love our wonderful tourists.
[] I worked at the gun counter at a sporting goods store. A customer called and asked if .38 special target rounds are dangerous.
[] Don't ever talk to me or my sin again.
[] This is the typical Polish perspective - go in a foreign country, be a cunt and be proud of it and then be flabbergasted that you are arrested. Eastern Yoorop stronk.
[] Late to the show, but I used to work in the photo department at an amusement park. The photo department was run by a contracted company and was usually left out of all other park communications/policies. One day it was storming really bad and people (as always) huddled under our sales booth to wait it out. One lady asked, "When is the storm going to let up?" and I replied with "Well, we aren't told about ride policies so I don't know exactly when rides will begin to reopen but I have heard that if there isn't any lightning for..." and the lady interrupted me, "No, I don't care about the rides, we are ready to leave but I don't want to walk through the rain, when is the storm going to stop?" I just looked at this lady like she was absolutely insane. Fortunately my "I'm here because my parents say I have to have a job" manager was there and he was already laughing at this, but he came over and said "Lady we don't control the weather anymore than you do, we have no fucking clue when it will stop. If you aren't going to buy a photo then leave my employee alone." You could tell she was offended and embarrassed, but she left us alone.

I miss that manager.
[] Working in a shoe shop.

Customer walks in and asks, "Have you got these in my size?"
[]
If you have to make people afraid to leave your union, then maybe your union actually sucks.


Or the union has intangible benefits that large groups of people have forgotten about, yet would immediately miss when they disappear. Because sometimes people are morons.

Best example: the EU has resulted in the longest history of peace between it's member countries in history. Nowadays western europeans take a peaceful europe for granted, but that's only a recent state of affairs and isn't guaranteed to stay - especially when countries become as nationalistic and xenophobic as the UK appears to be doing atm.

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