• 8 years ago
Not always. Mountain bikes and wheelbarrows, for example.
[] Thank you for using DEFCON numbering correctly.
[] Woke up rolled my bed and took it to terrace threw it off the building came back and slept on the doormat. And when I woke up next day I had no idea of what I did
[] Speaking of giraffes...

Have you seen the "giraffe fight" video on YouTube? That shit is bananas!
[] Also from where as in which country would be a pretty normal one. Not that stupid
[] I think it's funny in context (broken foot). Doesn't seem like typical domestic violence injury.
[] This. Being regularly hit at high speeds by a train is not an optimal growth environment
[] When Russia finds evidence that will get Hillary arrested.
[] I feel like if you got Mr. Rogers all sorts of wasted on cheap beer he would turn into Norm Macdonald.
[] Good time to be a civil engineer.
[] No, it's a trick. It makes ignorant people believe that their bias is correct.
[] I never play basketball with NBA players, and I never drink with the Irish.
[] The funniest part of this joke is imagining a man bent over, with a talking worm's head sticking out of his anus, as the doctor swings the bat at just the right angle to hit the worm and not clout the dude in the rectum.
[] This is amazing!! I really enjoy your writing style, and love the inclusion of Canned.
[] That I don't go to church
[] I generally have a little more faith in humankind. But if this really is fake? That might change.

Although, French Police? I'm not sure if I entirely trust them...
[] I'm surprised that airplane was even able to take off, with the sheer weight of the massive balls this crew must be carrying to do this job.
[] Same. For example: I now know all the red flags of what someone with extreme narcissistic personality disorder look like.
[] And now you're scarred for eternity!
[] Worked in a pet store. Some gems:

-"Did you have to split the parrot's tongue so it could talk?"

-"Do you de-fang the tarantulas?"

-"Do you sell cobras?"

-"Do you sell wolves?"

All of these were asked sincerely, by adults, with no hint of humour or irony, I assure you.
[] Convince her they are money trees and that when the leaves mature, the government harvests them.
[] Holy shit! The aligning of the planets is a sure sign the apocalypse is coming !
[] Call it a bubble long enough it just might be one ;)
[] That's insane ly awesome.
[] Did the bot get put down?

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