Wacky Taxi (1972)
G | 1h 19min | Comedy, Family
A man unsatisfied in his job decides to start a taxi service.
Directors: John Astin, Alexander Grasshoff
Writer: Alexander Grasshoff
Stars: John Astin, Maria Pohji, Tom Dikel
G | 1h 19min | Comedy, Family
A man unsatisfied in his job decides to start a taxi service.
Directors: John Astin, Alexander Grasshoff
Writer: Alexander Grasshoff
Stars: John Astin, Maria Pohji, Tom Dikel
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:30You're about to spend some time with my sister's husband and the father of their four lovely
00:00:50children.
00:00:52His name is Pepper Morales.
00:00:55Pepper's name was originally Peppy, but when he was a youngster, he became a fast-rising
00:00:59baseball star and his teammates kept calling him Pepper.
00:01:03I'm Jaime, uh, James Monroe, an attorney at law, and I can understand Pepper.
00:01:08He has a good job, a lovely family, but he's never satisfied.
00:01:12He dreams all the time about having a business of his own.
00:01:15I keep giving Pepper free legal advice, hoping that he'll settle down soon.
00:01:20He should.
00:01:22My sister is expecting another child, and she worries too much about her husband, especially
00:01:26now that Pepper has that dreamy look in his eyes.
00:01:56Wings in your pocket, bring them out, get ready to fly.
00:02:11Pick out a place you wanna go, it's quite a day for changes.
00:02:16You are free, all the world is waiting, it's the time to move.
00:02:21You can be anything you want to, try out something new.
00:02:26Man doesn't live by bread, shake out your tired head.
00:02:31Don't let him try to put you down, be a hero for men instead.
00:02:36You're gonna find a rainbow and a big pot of gold.
00:02:41You're gonna find your four-leaf clover somewhere out there growing.
00:02:46You are free, there's a time for moving and a time to stay.
00:02:51And right now is the time for grooving, get it on today.
00:02:56Man doesn't live by bread, shake out your tired head.
00:03:01Don't let him try to put you down, be a hero for men instead.
00:03:46Open your mind and get your dreams out into the sun.
00:03:51No one can take them from you and there's just one way to show them.
00:03:56You are free, cast away your worries, you're just wasting time.
00:04:01Break away and you'd better hurry before you change your mind.
00:04:06Man doesn't live by bread, shake out your tired head.
00:04:12Don't let him try to put you down, be a hero for men instead.
00:04:27Look at all those ninos!
00:04:38Oh, Pepe!
00:04:42What are you doing home so early?
00:04:44I'm not gonna tell you.
00:04:46No.
00:04:47No.
00:04:48Pepe!
00:04:52I'll kill you!
00:04:53Don't fix no dinner tonight!
00:04:55What?
00:04:56We're gonna have a celebration.
00:04:59We're gonna have a celebration, I can surprise you.
00:05:02Look, Pepe!
00:05:03I'll see you later.
00:05:04Pepe!
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00:11:01Thank you very much, sir.
00:22:39In conclusion.
00:22:43In conclusion, let me dispense with the legalities involved
00:22:47in acquiring a taxicab franchise in this city.
00:22:50Let me state simply that, as the husband of my
00:22:54beautiful sister Maria, and also as the father of these
00:22:59wonderful children, the most important thing here is
00:23:02the welfare of these people.
00:23:05of these people.
00:23:06That's what we're concerned about.
00:23:08Take my advice.
00:23:09Give up this silly idea and go back to the factory.
00:23:11Please.
00:23:15Give it up and go back to your job.
00:23:17Go back to the factory.
00:23:32I'm thirsty.
00:23:33I'm so hungry.
00:23:35I wish we had a place to eat.
00:23:36This is fantastic.
00:23:38What's this?
00:23:39Pepper Cola?
00:23:40I've never heard of it.
00:23:42Let's try some.
00:23:44And pepper popcorn.
00:23:47Oh, Janet, you're not going to believe this.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, there's popcorn.
00:23:52Oh, what is that?
00:23:55What a great way to run a cab.
00:23:57Yellow's a bummer.
00:23:58Pepper Cola, pepper popcorn, and pepper taffy.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:35Taxi.
00:24:36Taxi.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:41Forget it, forget it.
00:24:42I'll handle it.
00:24:49Let's go.
00:24:58Hey, I don't think you ought to take your clothes off in my taxi.
00:25:17Sorry about that.
00:25:18Keep driving.
00:25:19Right, right.
00:25:20You know, you can get in a lot of trouble by doing that, you know.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:49Okay, lady, here we are.
00:26:04Take me across the border.
00:26:05Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:06I don't go to Tijuana.
00:26:07Please take me across.
00:26:08This is the address.
00:26:09No, that's in Tijuana.
00:26:10I don't go to Tijuana.
00:26:11It's against my policy.
00:26:12Just don't do it.
00:26:13I'm sorry.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:15Hey, wait a minute.
00:26:16Are you going to pay me?
00:26:17Hey, where are you going?
00:26:18Look, here's $20.
00:26:19What I want you to do is stay right here and wait for me until I come back.
00:26:20I may be gone two hours, maybe even four, but I don't want you to move.
00:26:21If you have to go to the head, don't drive 50 miles away somewhere.
00:26:22Go to the one across the street.
00:26:23I'll see you there.
00:26:24Okay.
00:26:25Okay.
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00:26:51Okay.
00:26:52Okay.
00:26:53You're going to distable them.
00:26:54Go to the one across the road.
00:26:55Okay?
00:26:56Yeah, sure.
00:26:57You sure you understand?
00:26:58Sure, sure.
00:26:59And you'll stay?
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:01Okay.
00:27:32Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Mrs. Hatcher.
00:27:34I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:35I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:36I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:37I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:38I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:39I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:40I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:41I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:42I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:43I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:44I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:45I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:46I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:47I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:48I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:49I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:50I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:51I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:52I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:53I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:55I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:56I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:57I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:58I'm so glad you're here.
00:27:59I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:00I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:01I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:02I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:03I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:04I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:05I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:06I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:07I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:08I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:09I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:10I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:11I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:12I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:13I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:14I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:15I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:16I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:17I found it for $50.
00:28:18I almost forgot to give it to you.
00:28:19Your bag.
00:28:20You dropped something out of it.
00:28:21I found it for $50.
00:28:22I almost forgot to give it to you.
00:28:33You dropped something out of it.
00:28:38I found it, fifty bucks. I almost forgot to give it to you.
00:29:08This ain't going nowhere.
00:29:21You got any tools, man?
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:29Sorry about that.
00:29:30Sorry, buddy.
00:29:32I'm sorry.
00:29:47You want that? Okay.
00:29:49Begin to eat.
00:29:51Wait a minute.
00:29:57It's good.
00:30:12What did you put in these things, anyway?
00:30:14Olive.
00:30:15What?
00:30:16Olive.
00:30:17Oh.
00:30:18Cheese.
00:30:21Pretty good, actually.
00:30:23You're welcome.
00:30:26A trailer flipped over.
00:30:28What?
00:30:29It did.
00:30:30Where?
00:30:31When we were camping.
00:30:34We'll go again sometime, okay?
00:30:41Pepe?
00:30:43The taxi company is a good business.
00:30:47Oh, yeah.
00:30:49You think we're going to have enough money to have a new house?
00:30:52Oh, yeah.
00:30:54Yes?
00:30:55Sure.
00:30:58Wait a minute.
00:31:02Onion.
00:31:04Eat onion.
00:31:11Also, you can buy the license and the meter for the car?
00:31:19Don't have to worry about no meter.
00:31:22Nothing like that.
00:31:23I'm going to get that one, you know, soon.
00:31:27Suppose something happened to the taxi.
00:31:30Yeah?
00:31:32You can come back to other place to work?
00:31:36What's it going to do?
00:31:37I mean, it broke down today?
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39You know, I fixed it.
00:31:40I can fix it.
00:31:41Don't worry about it.
00:31:42But, darling, remember something.
00:31:44We are six.
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:47And one more to come.
00:31:49There's nothing wrong with the taxi business.
00:31:51It's better than the factory.
00:31:52We're always busy.
00:31:53You know something?
00:31:54I'm going to put you in a cab someday.
00:31:56What about what Jaime says?
00:31:58Huh?
00:31:59What does Uncle Jaime say?
00:32:01Well, you know, about all the stuff you got to have for your cab,
00:32:04the meters, insurance, all that money.
00:32:08Anything can happen.
00:32:10I don't know.
00:32:11Look if you have an accident.
00:32:13Who have you been talking to?
00:32:15Jaime.
00:32:16Now, wait a minute.
00:32:19Is Jaime running the house or am I the head of the house?
00:32:22That's what I want to know.
00:32:24Who is it?
00:32:25Me or is it Jaime?
00:32:26You're all talking to him.
00:32:27You're not talking to me.
00:32:28Why don't you talk to me, huh?
00:32:49Look, the last time we took your taxi,
00:32:51it took us two hours to get where we was going,
00:32:53and it only takes 30 minutes to go by bus.
00:32:55Yeah, I know, but I got it all fixed up,
00:32:57and I'll get you there in 20 minutes, I promise you.
00:32:59And you can't beat the rate, 60 cents apiece, fellas.
00:33:02Come on.
00:33:03The way you say, boys.
00:33:05Yeah, come on.
00:33:06Let's go.
00:33:18Let's go.
00:33:49Hey, you guys want a taxi?
00:33:53Come on, a taxi's better than a bus.
00:33:59I'll take you there for 60 cents.
00:34:15Really want to get it running smooth, Rob.
00:34:17What'll it take?
00:34:18We'll have to tear the engine down,
00:34:20re-grind the valves,
00:34:21replace the rings, pistons.
00:34:23We'll have to rebuild the carburetor,
00:34:25exhaust pipes, power steering.
00:34:27We'll have to replace all the gaskets
00:34:29and probably replace the transmission.
00:34:31Well, hey, what do you think that's going to cost?
00:34:36Man, I don't know.
00:34:37I just can't talk to Gus about that.
00:34:39Yeah, well, where's he?
00:34:40Hey, Gus.
00:34:42Yes, Pepper?
00:34:43Hey, listen, how much is this going to cost you?
00:34:45Don't worry about it.
00:34:46Give me a break on it.
00:34:47Of course.
00:34:48It's a lot of work.
00:34:49Of course.
00:34:50Hey, you know what you do need?
00:34:51In that taxi, you should have good tires.
00:34:53Let me show you the tires that I got you.
00:34:55This tire was just waiting for you, man.
00:34:57It's a beautiful tire.
00:34:58How much is it?
00:34:59Oh, well, don't worry.
00:35:01Don't worry?
00:35:02I mean, I gotta know.
00:35:03Where'd you get this?
00:35:04Oh, we have friends.
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00:35:47Hey.
00:35:48Hey.
00:35:49Hey.
00:35:50Hey.
00:35:51Give me a taxi.
00:35:58Give me a taxi.
00:36:29Who the hell are you putting them in there for?
00:36:31That was a good run.
00:36:32That was the best game of mine.
00:36:34What are you talking about?
00:36:43Taxi!
00:36:46Hey, Mike.
00:36:47What do you mean?
00:36:48No, no. Don. Janet.
00:36:49Will you...
00:36:50I told you before.
00:36:52I got a right to take somebody in my cab
00:36:55just like anybody else does.
00:36:57I told you before.
00:36:58Mike.
00:36:59I told you before.
00:37:10Andy!
00:37:12Andy!
00:37:24I'm just turning around, man.
00:37:26Come on, will you back up?
00:37:27I'm just turning around.
00:37:28Hey.
00:37:31Hey, lady, I got it.
00:37:32You don't need another cab.
00:37:34Come on.
00:37:35Will you move it back, please?
00:37:36You only cost me a fare.
00:37:38Cab.
00:37:39Get in the taxi here.
00:37:40I'm going to the airport.
00:37:42Hey, move back.
00:37:43I got to go to the airport.
00:37:44Airport, right.
00:37:45You go that way.
00:37:46It's all right.
00:37:47I can't go that way.
00:37:48Come on, I got about 12 minutes.
00:37:49That's the garage.
00:37:50Come on, move back.
00:37:52It's that way.
00:37:53You go right through the garage.
00:37:54I live here.
00:37:56You hungry?
00:37:57You want a banana or something?
00:37:58You go in here.
00:37:59I don't know which way it is.
00:38:00I get out this way?
00:38:01I think it's over there.
00:38:03You're kidding with this place, right?
00:38:05Oh, there it is.
00:38:06See?
00:38:07Down the street.
00:38:08Exit.
00:38:09Okay.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:14What kind of a thing is this?
00:38:16Oh, come on.
00:38:17Don't make jokes on me.
00:38:19I've got to make this airplane.
00:38:20What is this?
00:38:21It's like a Disneyland thing here.
00:38:22What?
00:38:24What is this?
00:38:25Where are we going?
00:38:26I think it's the way up.
00:38:27You started out on the street floor, right?
00:38:29Yes, sir.
00:38:30So where are you taking me in the rough?
00:38:32Oh.
00:38:33I have to go down the street.
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:38Where?
00:38:39Turn left.
00:38:40Turn left.
00:38:41Turn left.
00:38:42Turn left.
00:38:43Okay.
00:38:44No, no, no.
00:38:45I'm sorry.
00:38:46Turn right.
00:38:47Turn right.
00:38:48Turn right.
00:38:49Right.
00:38:50It's over there.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:52It's the way to the airport.
00:38:53It's over there.
00:38:54Yeah, to the right.
00:38:55To the airport.
00:38:56See?
00:38:57Turn the other way.
00:38:58Oh.
00:38:59For the sake of it.
00:39:00Do it the way you did on the left turn.
00:39:01Nine minutes.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:03I think the airport is the other way.
00:39:05Ooh.
00:39:06Ooh.
00:39:07Ooh.
00:39:08I'll buy you another banana.
00:39:10Banana's very healthy for you.
00:39:13I've got 12 minutes to make this plane up.
00:39:15I get very nervous.
00:39:17Do you have any place you can put this?
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:20Thank you very much.
00:39:22Well, I'm hungry.
00:39:24I get nervous, you know.
00:39:26I mean, I work in an office, a collection agency.
00:39:29Four people.
00:39:30I have to call them up, find them, and take their money.
00:39:33I feel terrible.
00:39:35Oh.
00:39:36I'm mean.
00:39:37I'm mean.
00:39:38All day long, I'm mean.
00:39:40So I eat what I like to eat.
00:39:43And the more I eat, the better I get.
00:39:45The better I get, I've got to go on a diet, right?
00:39:47Look.
00:39:48I'm on a diet.
00:39:49The doctor gave me pills.
00:39:51Take away the appetite.
00:39:53Look.
00:39:54Take away the appetite, but the pills make me nervous.
00:39:56I get nervous.
00:39:57I eat.
00:39:59What are you stopping for?
00:40:01I got to make this damn plane.
00:40:04That's a red light.
00:40:05It was yellow.
00:40:07Don't miss this damn plane, all right?
00:40:09Do me a favor.
00:40:10I'll give you a big tip.
00:40:11Don't miss it.
00:40:12Now, let's go.
00:40:13OK.
00:40:14I don't mean to yell at you, you know.
00:40:15You want a Twinkie?
00:40:16They're good.
00:40:18Look.
00:40:19The next corner.
00:40:20Turn right.
00:40:21That way.
00:40:22No, right.
00:40:23Right.
00:40:24That way.
00:40:25Which way do you mean?
00:40:26That way over there, to the right.
00:40:27Oh, and you'll be nervous, too.
00:40:28I'm nervous.
00:40:29I get nervous.
00:40:30I'm in a hurry.
00:40:31An apple?
00:40:32Oh, thank you.
00:40:33I got some Indian nuts.
00:40:34No, I don't have Indian nuts this time.
00:40:35I have sunflower seeds.
00:40:36You might like that.
00:40:37That's a terrific thing.
00:40:38They're good, but you have to crack it with your teeth.
00:40:41Oh!
00:40:42My breakfast!
00:40:43I'm sorry!
00:40:44My breakfast!
00:40:45No!
00:40:46No!
00:40:47No!
00:40:48No!
00:40:49Oh!
00:40:50Are those airplanes?
00:40:52We're hired for the airplanes!
00:40:54I'm, I'm
00:40:55There.
00:40:56Find it.
00:40:57All right, go there.
00:40:58Get the car from here to there.
00:41:00Yes, sir.
00:41:01I want to make that airplane!
00:41:05I want to make the airplane.
00:41:06You want a Twinkie?
00:41:13You know, I'm giving up smoking when I get away.
00:41:16I'm going to go smoking one.
00:41:18There's not going to be any help.
00:41:25Oh, yeah, OK.
00:41:26OK, stop.
00:41:27Stop, stop.
00:41:28Stop, stop, stop.
00:41:29Please stop.
00:41:30OK.
00:41:31Please stop.
00:41:32Please stop.
00:41:33OK.
00:42:02Can we move up in the backup line, please?
00:42:10Yes, sir.
00:42:11All right.
00:42:31You don't belong down here.
00:42:37Hey, you haven't got a San Diego license.
00:42:39You haven't got an airport sticker.
00:42:41No, I don't think so.
00:42:43Let me see.
00:42:44Maybe a...
00:42:45It has to be on the front of the cab.
00:42:47We didn't see it here.
00:42:48All right, you haven't got a license here, so you're going to have to move out of here.
00:42:51Wait just a minute.
00:42:52This is an illegal cab.
00:42:53Hey, what are you doing?
00:42:54Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:42:55You can't take this cab.
00:42:56It doesn't belong here.
00:42:57Hey, that fare's mine.
00:42:58What are you doing?
00:42:59It doesn't have San Diego license.
00:43:01Please take this cab away.
00:43:03All right, now, you haven't got a license on this thing, an airport sticker, and you've
00:43:07got to get out of here.
00:43:08$50 fine if you don't move on.
00:43:10OK, just move on out.
00:43:11All right.
00:43:12So just move on out.
00:43:29Taxi!
00:44:00OK, cabbie, let's move it.
00:44:23I've got a meeting to make.
00:44:24Oh, no!
00:44:25No!
00:44:26My watch!
00:44:27Watch?
00:44:28Give me my wallet back. Now, where's your watch?
00:44:30With my ring.
00:44:31With her ring. Thanks a lot, brother.
00:44:32Now, I can understand your sister. Now, where are your rings?
00:44:35In the bathroom at the airport.
00:44:36She left them in the bathroom.
00:44:37Gabby, let's get back to the airport. Hurry it up, Gabby. Let's make a move on it.
00:44:40Be careful. Watch that car.
00:44:42Careful, that car.
00:44:43Let's go. I got two grand in that wallet.
00:44:45You'll get us killed.
00:44:46You'll get us killed.
00:44:47Get around that car, Gabby. Now, step on it.
00:44:49You're too close. Watch that car.
00:44:51You're not too close. What's the matter with that guy? Let's get around him.
00:44:54Watch out.
00:44:55Watch out.
00:44:56If anyone took my wallet, I'll get my hands on them.
00:44:58How about my ring?
00:44:59What?
00:45:00How about her ring and watch?
00:45:01What did you need my wallet for anyway?
00:45:03To buy a souvenir pin.
00:45:04Where's the pin?
00:45:05I put it in my purse with my ring.
00:45:08And my wallet?
00:45:09Here's your wallet.
00:45:10Here's your wallet.
00:45:11Oh, let's go to the hotel, Gabby.
00:45:13Honey, I owe everything I have to you.
00:45:15Ulcers, athlete's foot, headaches.
00:45:19Is it time for your bottle?
00:45:21Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh all the time.
00:45:23You don't even know the telephone that you're listening to.
00:45:35Careful of those curbs.
00:45:36This isn't the way to the airport.
00:45:38Careful, this isn't the way to the airport.
00:45:44Let's get out.
00:45:45Slow up.
00:45:47Okay, okay.
00:45:48I got a meeting and I'm late.
00:45:49Gabby, let's move it.
00:45:50You're going to get us killed.
00:45:52You're going to get us killed.
00:45:55You don't have a gray hair on your head.
00:45:57I read the label on the bottle.
00:46:04Slow it up, please.
00:46:06Gabby, come on.
00:46:11Hold up here.
00:46:20That's it.
00:46:30All right, out everybody.
00:46:32Let's move it.
00:46:41All right, let's move the bags, Gabby.
00:46:43Come on.
00:46:44Please be careful of my cosmetics.
00:46:45Careful of the cosmetics.
00:46:47My cosmetics.
00:46:48Watch your cosmetics.
00:46:49Will you hurry it up?
00:46:51He's doing the best he can.
00:46:52He's doing the best he can.
00:46:56You forgot the blue bag.
00:46:57Pick up the blue bag.
00:46:58Will you hurry it up, please?
00:47:05The bag, it's slipping off.
00:47:07Slipping off.
00:47:08Try the other shoulder.
00:47:09The other shoulder.
00:47:10Mother-in-law, you give me an itch I can't scratch.
00:47:14Listen to the self-made nobody.
00:47:16Smart alley.
00:47:19Come on.
00:47:20Come on.
00:47:50How much is that, Gabby?
00:47:51That's $2, sir.
00:47:53I'm not counting it, sir.
00:47:56Just a moment.
00:48:15Hey!
00:48:17Hey!
00:48:18Get out of my taxi!
00:48:20Get out of there!
00:48:46Get out of there!
00:49:17Get out of there!
00:49:18Get out of there!
00:49:19Get out of there!
00:49:20Get out of there!
00:49:21Get out of there!
00:49:22Get out of there!
00:49:23Get out of there!
00:49:24Get out of there!
00:49:25Get out of there!
00:49:26Get out of there!
00:49:27Get out of there!
00:49:28Get out of there!
00:49:29Get out of there!
00:49:30Get out of there!
00:49:31Get out of there!
00:49:32Get out of there!
00:49:33Get out of there!
00:49:34Get out of there!
00:49:35Get out of there!
00:49:36Get out of there!
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00:49:38Get out of there!
00:49:39Get out of there!
00:49:40Get out of there!
00:49:41Get out of there!
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00:49:44Get out of there!
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00:52:12Put your hands up on the bars.
00:52:14Put your hands on the bars.
00:52:16Face to the front.
00:52:18What is your name?
00:52:19Face to the front.
00:52:21Porless.
00:52:22How do you spell?
00:52:23M-O-R-A-L-A-S...
00:52:25First name?
00:52:26Pepper.
00:52:28Where's your address?
00:52:29Thirty-four...
00:52:30Just face to the front and then answer the man's question.
00:52:32Thirty-four, eighteen, pastor.
00:52:33You're a citizen of the United States?
00:52:35Yep.
00:52:36Are you a citizen of the United States?
00:52:38Sure, I'm a citizen of the United States.
00:52:39Yes or no?
00:52:40Yes, I am.
00:52:41How long have you lived in San Diego County?
00:52:44All my life.
00:52:46How about California?
00:52:48Not yet.
00:52:50Where's your occupation?
00:52:52I'm a taxi driver.
00:52:56Who do you work for?
00:52:58I work for myself.
00:53:00You work for the Yellow Cab?
00:53:01No, I don't work for them.
00:53:02You've got a Yellow Cab idea, huh?
00:53:04All right.
00:53:09All right.
00:53:10All right.
00:53:39Palmer, how much you getting out of your story to verify at the hotel?
00:53:42They found my taxi?
00:53:43No, they haven't found your taxi.
00:53:44You're going to have to go to the auto staff to get it.
00:53:46No more.
00:53:47I know where it is.
00:53:48It's just that.
00:53:49All right.
00:53:50All people, buy a boat ride.
00:53:51We'll have it right back in here.
00:53:52We'll go to the auto staff.
00:53:53Step on it.
00:53:54Step on it.
00:53:55Step on it.
00:53:56Step on it.
00:53:57Step on it.
00:53:58Step on it.
00:53:59Step on it.
00:54:00Step on it.
00:54:01Step on it.
00:54:02Step on it.
00:54:03Step on it.
00:54:04Step on it.
00:54:05Step on it.
00:54:06Step on it.
00:54:07Step on it.
00:54:08I'm going to be working 16 hours in the gym.
00:54:10Good afternoon.
00:54:11I'm Officer Savoia.
00:54:12Can I help you?
00:54:13Yes.
00:54:15Somebody stole my taxi.
00:54:16I saw the guy and know what he looks like.
00:54:18He's got a dark hat.
00:54:19OK.
00:54:20Slow down just a minute.
00:54:21Let's start right at the beginning.
00:54:22You saw someone steal your cab?
00:54:23Right.
00:54:24And he's got a young guy with a dark suit.
00:54:25OK.
00:54:26Let me see some identification I need for the report here.
00:54:29OK.
00:54:30This guy is a...
00:54:32Could you pull it out of there for me, Mr. Morales?
00:54:36Sure, yeah.
00:54:41The, uh, it's in an alleyway, and...
00:54:43Now, this is your regular driver's license.
00:54:44Let me see your chauffeur's permit.
00:54:50No, I, uh...
00:54:52I left it at home. I forgot it.
00:54:53I... I know, I...
00:54:54Were you driving your cab today
00:54:56without your chauffeur's permit?
00:54:57I know, I know. I shouldn't have done that.
00:54:58I, uh...
00:54:59Listen, what company do you work for?
00:55:01Checker.
00:55:02Okay, I can call them and get your chauffeur's permit number.
00:55:05Uh, you know where I could get a drink of water?
00:55:07Straight down the hall.
00:55:09Thank you very much.
00:55:30Oh, well, they're fixing the meter on it, you know.
00:55:33And it's going to take about two or three days, maybe.
00:55:35Maybe they'll finish today. I don't know.
00:55:37You know, maybe tomorrow. We'll find out.
00:55:38Okay.
00:55:41Pepe?
00:55:42Hmm?
00:55:43You are worried.
00:55:44Me? No, I'm not worried about nothing.
00:55:46There's nothing to worry about.
00:55:47It's business. It's all in my brain, you know.
00:55:49That takes, uh...
00:55:51You know, it takes a lot of brain
00:55:52to think about all these things at once.
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:55You know?
00:55:57I'll see you later, okay?
00:55:58Say hello to Jaime for me.
00:56:03Wait.
00:56:04Wait a moment.
00:56:06Oh.
00:56:08Oh.
00:56:09Now I've got it.
00:56:12This.
00:56:14Mm.
00:56:15Oh.
00:56:17Oh. Oh.
00:56:34I'm Mr. Morales.
00:56:36I got an appointment to see Mr. Monroe.
00:56:38Mm-hmm. Why don't you take a seat, Mr. Morales?
00:56:40Mr. Monroe's still in conference.
00:56:43Mr. Morales is here to see you, Mr. Monroe.
00:57:04Yes, sir?
00:57:06All right.
00:57:08You can go right in, Mr. Morales.
00:57:34Now, tell me, Pepper,
00:57:36who in the hell would want to steal a 1959 Cadillac taxi?
00:57:40Well, uh...
00:57:41Pepper, we're family, aren't we?
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:44I always told you you could come to me
00:57:45for free legal advice, didn't I?
00:57:47Yeah.
00:57:48Well, why didn't you listen to me?
00:57:49Why don't you go back to the factory like I told you to?
00:57:52That's where you belong, the factory.
00:57:54You've heard of us?
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56You've heard of us?
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58You've heard of us?
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:00You've heard of us?
00:58:01Yeah.
00:58:02You've heard a lot about a generation gap.
00:58:04You and I seem to have a communication gap.
00:58:07I talk to you in good common sense, and you answer me.
00:58:10In good common stupidity.
00:58:12I don't know.
00:58:14I'm concerned about Maria and the children.
00:58:19Let's face it, you're not for business.
00:58:22I told you not to disturb me.
00:58:25I'll take it.
00:58:26Gamo?
00:58:28Yes, sir.
00:58:30Yes, sir, Mr. Stevens.
00:58:33Yes, sir, sir.
00:58:35This is James Monroe.
00:58:36Yes, sir.
00:58:37Yes, sir.
00:58:38I'm terribly sorry about that.
00:58:40Yes, sir, I want to apologize for that.
00:58:43That wasn't exactly my fault.
00:58:45It was my secretary's fault.
00:58:48Yes, sir.
00:58:50Yes, sir, like I did last time.
00:58:53All right, sir.
00:58:55Thank you for calling, sir.
00:58:57Goodbye.
00:59:01He's one of the most influential men in this community.
00:59:07I don't know what I can do for you.
00:59:09I really don't, Pepper.
00:59:10Listen, man, all I want to...
00:59:12You see, I know that the guy took it...
00:59:14This is the name of a fellow that works in the club down here
00:59:17at 4th and E Street.
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:21I want you to take him this card.
00:59:23He has his fingers in a lot of pies in the city.
00:59:26He might know where it is or something.
00:59:28I don't know if he has any information about
00:59:30whether there's a car smuggling ring around here or not,
00:59:33but just present him this card
00:59:36and tell him that...
00:59:39James Monroe is your brother-in-law.
00:59:43James Monroe.
00:59:45Man, that's a good American name.
00:59:47That beats Jaime Torres.
00:59:50You go into some junkyard and you'll find that car.
00:59:52You can bet your bottom dollar.
00:59:53I'll give you odds on that.
00:59:55Hey, maybe...
00:59:57Maybe you know some contacts, you know,
01:00:00people who steal things or something like that, you know.
01:00:03The kind of guys I know that I told you
01:00:05they wouldn't touch that kind of car.
01:00:06But I could pay you some money, you know.
01:00:08Hey, that's not the point.
01:00:09I'm telling you, I don't know the kind of people
01:00:11that would touch that car.
01:00:12You don't know the kind of people that would touch that car.
01:00:14You don't know the kind of people that would touch that car.
01:00:17I'm telling you, I don't know the kind of people
01:00:18that would touch that car.
01:00:19You go look in that junkyard
01:00:20and you're gonna find that car.
01:00:21Listen to what I'm telling you.
01:00:22I know what I'm talking about.
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01:01:53Papa, I'm glad to see you.
01:02:00Hi, Father.
01:02:01It's been so long since I last saw you.
01:02:04How are Maria?
01:02:05And the children?
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Has your wife had a baby?
01:02:08No.
01:02:09Not yet.
01:02:10Not yet?
01:02:11You look troubled.
01:02:12Some trouble?
01:02:13Somebody stole my taxi cab.
01:02:14Somebody stole my taxi cab.
01:02:15Too bad.
01:02:16They did.
01:02:17Did you say your prayer?
01:02:19I lit a candle at Saint Christopher.
01:02:21St. Christopher?
01:02:22But St. Christopher is not even a saint.
01:02:25He's not a saint?
01:02:26Well, they took him out of the list.
01:02:28You should pray St. Anthony.
01:02:30St. Anthony will help you.
01:02:32Because he is a well-known...
01:02:34St. Anthony is a great saint.
01:02:36For the lost and found.
01:02:38The working miracle.
01:02:40What's, uh...
01:02:41What's wrong with St. Christopher?
01:02:43We don't even know if he existed.
01:02:45He's a legend.
01:02:46We don't have any proof.
01:02:48We don't have a relic.
01:02:50We have no writing, nothing about him.
01:02:52Everybody knows St. Anthony.
01:02:54There's a scent you should go to him.
01:02:56To find your taxi.
01:03:00I'll see you later, Father, okay? Thanks.
01:03:02You pray St. Anthony.
01:03:04I'll pray for you.
01:03:21I looked at every junkyard in this town.
01:03:23You know how many junkyards there are in this town?
01:03:26There's, uh, I don't know, a couple hundred.
01:03:28Damn junkyard.
01:03:30Pepper.
01:03:32Hey.
01:03:34If there's anything I can do to help you, man,
01:03:36you can count on me.
01:03:51Ah.
01:03:56Thanks, fellas.
01:03:57I'll see you later, okay?
01:03:59I'll see you later.
01:04:00See you later, Pepper.
01:04:08Hey, you.
01:04:09Yeah, you, you sidewinder.
01:04:11You look a lot like Bob Masterson.
01:04:13Come on over and I'll give you three chances.
01:04:15I'll draw me.
01:04:17I don't think you could hit a barn with a brick.
01:04:21My gun arm's a little sore today.
01:04:24Maybe you got a real good chance to beat me.
01:04:27Of course, if I win the shootout,
01:04:29you gotta promise not to cry.
01:04:36You, you are Checker Cab.
01:04:42You are a out-of-shape young cab.
01:04:47I'm sorry, but business is business.
01:05:07I'll be back soon.
01:05:10Wait for me.
01:05:17I'll be back soon.
01:05:47I'll be back soon.
01:06:17I'll be back soon.
01:06:47Yeah?
01:06:49I just want my taxi.
01:06:51I don't want to cause no trouble.
01:06:53I just want my taxi.
01:06:54I won't say nothing.
01:06:56Okay, just give it to me.
01:06:57You straight?
01:06:58What?
01:06:59What do you want?
01:07:00I just want my taxi.
01:07:01That's all.
01:07:03I don't know what you're talking about.
01:07:04I know you took the wrong guy.
01:07:05No, no, no, I know you took it.
01:07:06I saw your face.
01:07:07I know.
01:07:08Now, you give me my taxi.
01:07:09I'll be back soon.
01:07:10I'll be back soon.
01:07:11I'll be back soon.
01:07:12I'll be back soon.
01:07:13I'll be back soon.
01:07:14I'll be back soon.
01:07:15I'll be back soon.
01:07:17Give me my taxi.
01:07:18You're crazy, man.
01:07:19You're in the wrong house.
01:07:20Get out of here.
01:07:21I just want my taxi.
01:07:22I want my taxi.
01:07:23What are you doing?
01:07:24You maniac.
01:07:25I'm gonna call the cops.
01:07:35Oh, my God, it's kid!
01:07:44Help!
01:07:45I wanted to tell you about it, you know, but I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the taxi.
01:08:01But I didn't want to worry you, you know.
01:08:05A little bit of wine.
01:08:07Okay.
01:08:09You know, I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:08:12I really don't, you know.
01:08:15I tell you I'm not going back to the factory.
01:08:19There's no way they can get me back there, I promise you that.
01:08:24Pepe, the important thing, and you and me, we are together.
01:08:31And I love you, Pepe.
01:08:40What are you talking about? He stole it.
01:08:42How can you tell me to help you arrest the man if you know that he doesn't have the taxi in his possession?
01:08:46He's got it. I don't know where he's got it, but he's got it.
01:08:48Don't you understand that you can't go around accusing somebody of a crime unless you have proof?
01:08:52He could have you arrested.
01:08:54I got proof. I know who he is.
01:08:56Listen to your brother-in-law, please.
01:08:58I'm an attorney. I want to help you. Would you listen to me?
01:09:00Number one, you can't falsely accuse someone of a crime they didn't commit.
01:09:04Otherwise half the population would be in jail. Do you understand?
01:09:07Do you understand?
01:09:08No, I...
01:09:09Number two, you entered his place without his invitation.
01:09:14Number three, you went in there and had a fight, assault and battery.
01:09:18Luckily for you, they beat you up, right? Or you would be in jail today, right?
01:09:22Now, please listen to me, Pepe. Please.
01:09:27I want you to go back to the factory.
01:09:30For once, please take my advice. Please take my advice.
01:09:34For Marie and the children, go back to the factory Monday.
01:09:38And pray to God they'll take you back. Will you do that for me?
01:09:41Please. Because you have no recourse.
01:09:45I have some tickets here to the baseball game.
01:09:47I want you to take these tickets home tonight.
01:09:50And I want you to tell the boys they're from their Uncle Jaime.
01:09:55Go to the ball game tomorrow. Enjoy yourself. Relax.
01:09:59And go back to the factory on Monday. Please.
01:10:04Well, thanks for the tickets. It's real nice.
01:10:13Let me ask you something.
01:10:15I mean, you're a lawyer, you know, a big man.
01:10:19And, you know, you know a lot of things.
01:10:27Do you really think that I should be in that factory?
01:10:33No, I don't think you belong in the factory.
01:10:38But what else can you do?
01:10:42Well, thanks for the tickets.
01:11:12What happened?
01:11:42I'll be back.
01:12:12I'll be back.
01:12:15Why don't you go back to the factory like I told you to?
01:12:18That's where you belong, the factory.
01:12:45I told you I'm not going back to the factory.
01:13:16Pepe.
01:13:18The important thing.
01:13:20And you and me, we are together.
01:13:35My baby.
01:13:38Everything will be all right.
01:13:42Uncle Jaime will help Papa to find the taxi.
01:13:48I can see him with a big smile on his face saying,
01:13:52Maria, Maria, I found the taxi.
01:13:56And he will give me a big kiss.
01:13:59And one to you.
01:14:02And then we will have a beautiful house.
01:14:07And your brothers and your sisters and you
01:14:11will go to a big school, a big one.
01:14:17Oh, Virgin of Guadalupe, help him to find the taxi.
01:14:23Because it means so much to him and to us.
01:14:36I love you.
01:15:06I love you.
01:15:36I love you.
01:16:06I love you.
01:16:09I love you.
01:16:12I love you.
01:16:15I love you.
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01:16:46I love you.
01:16:49I love you.
01:16:59There, I found the taxi.
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01:18:01I don't know
01:18:31Wings in your pocket, bring a pocket, ready to fly
01:18:37Bigger, brighter, you want it, got it, by the day, for sure
01:18:42All the world is waiting, it's time to move
01:18:47You can be who you want to, try out something new
01:18:52Magnificent, big, vibrant, shake your body
01:18:56Don't let him try to tell me
01:19:00You'll go there instead
01:19:02Open your mind and get your dreams out
01:19:05Into the sun, into the sun
01:19:07Up and down hills, airports are not in up and down hill places
01:19:11Airports are flat places
01:19:13Just away your worries, you're just wasting time
01:19:16Break away, and you're better than a warrior
01:19:19I can't stay around here
01:19:21Wings in your pocket, bring a pocket, ready to fly
01:19:25You want a Twinkie?
01:19:28You're gonna love it, here, take a piece, this is a small piece
01:19:31When the boys found the taxi for Pepper, Pepper reacted like he had had an injection of hot blood
01:19:37He kept after me until I loaned him the money to have the cab properly licensed, illegally
01:19:43And I also loaned Pepper the money for the meter, guaranteed the insurance
01:19:48And I made sure he only had to pay me back the money I loaned him
01:19:51At the prevailing rates of retail interest, of course
01:19:54Pepper went to work like he never had before
01:19:57And success seemed to come rushing at him
01:19:59He became my biggest client
01:20:01And, uh, I have some very important clients
01:20:05I always knew Pepper had it in him
01:20:07But I have to wonder what would have happened to Pepper
01:20:10If it hadn't been for my continuous encouragement and free legal advice
01:20:16And there's just one way to show him
01:20:19You are free, cast away your worries
01:20:22You're just wasting time
01:20:24Break away, and you'd better hurry
01:20:27Before you change your mind
01:20:29Man doesn't live by bread
01:20:31Shake out your tired head
01:20:34Don't let him try to put you down
01:20:36Be your own man instead
01:20:39Open your mind and get your dreams out
01:20:41Into the sun
01:20:43No one can take them from you
01:20:45And there's just one way to show him
01:20:48You are free, cast away your worries
01:20:51You're just wasting time
01:20:53Break away, and you'd better hurry
01:20:56Before you change your mind