• 8 years ago
If you worked yourself to death with overtime and never took a holiday, then yeah it could be.

For regular working hours, with holidays etc it's certainly not 100k per year.
[] Maybe someone is praying to his God to keep the flights safe :) .
[] I work in retail.

Customer: "So is everything in this store for sale?"

Me: "Uhh yes everything that has a label and a price is for sale"

Customer: "So are all of the products you have for sale"

Me: "Uhh... yes"

Customer: looks suspicious "...okay" looks around confused
[] I say " How much does a polar bear weigh?" They say idk and I say " Enough to break the ice" lol
[] I read that once locked on, no aircraft can evade those missiles, they're dead
[]
"No, you're not being helpful. You're wrong." Me: "Alright, have a good one."


So many times I've wanted to say this when a customer won't listen to me.

My favourite one is "That doesn't make sense" "No, to be clear, it doesn't make sense to you"...
[] I fell like no one can top this
[] This, state laws can vary wildly, but typically I'm only party to an accident if my car caused/sustained damage. It sucks, but it's just one of those things. OP could certainly sue the other driver for recklessness that caused him to have an accident, but realistically OP's insurance is just going to bite the bullet on this.
[] No, I wan't to talk with other people who don't like and don't care about politics about how we don't like and care about it. I'm interested to see who else like me is out there.
[] Date rape drug.
[] City Museum is magical. It's one of those places that seems like it just never got permission of any kind exist, because nobody would have approved of an all ages outdoor playground made of rebar where beer is served.
[] The answers to the pics are the opposite of /r/roastme
[] "Hey Soul Sister" by Train
[] Why not Obama again?
[] I'm a flight attendant, I could write pages and pages on dumb things that customers have asked me. It is as if passengers leave their brains behind during the boarding process.


People asking where the toilets are, basically while staring at a door with the word 'Toilet' on it.
People asking if I could open one of the doors because they are feeling hot.
People asking me if I am flying right back home after a 13 hour flight to Rio.
People asking me if I can ask the person next to them to shut up.

[] I always loved the people who were sure our beds were not king sized. I'd send my engineer up with a tape messure and the Wikipedia article on mattress sizes.
[] I've never understood why people choose to live in areas that repeatedly get hit by such weather.
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[] I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.
[] Well Neanderthal DNA is present in European people so if you're referring to Neanderthal depictions that would probably be why they are lighter skinned.
[] A sustainable lifestyle.
[] My girlfriend, if I recall, and just told her where they had moved me. By the time you get to prison, you've gone through a county jail and several transfer centers, etc.; So it isn't like it is unexpected when you get there, unless you self surrender directly to the prison while out on bond, then you are likely dropped off by your family.
[] Yeah, I think everyone falls for that one the first time they're in a hotel. Not sure why they don't print instructions on the card / envelope.
[] Matchbox 20 - "Unwell"
[] Crazy, Stupid, Love - depends how they met.

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