If my gf would do this, hell would break loose...
[] I worked in a restraint and our dishwasher would go outside to eat her break and instead of being her dishes inside to the dish out where she was going, she'd throw her dishes in the dumpster. Boss caught on lol
[] I never had no problem with alcohol, ouch, look out for the wall aim for the couch I'm about to fall. Missed the couch and I go down looking like a bouncing ball. Shit must of knocked me out cause I didn't feel the ground at all
[] Wow Unbelievable :O
[] Hold the phone. I knew gay guys had a good thing going but paid to get your dick sucked? I'm trying to think of a better job but I'm coming up blank. In fact my fee would be pretty low as is.
[] With a milkstake and jellybeans on the side please.
[] OMG. Real life Mowgli
[] For the vast majority of the tiny nonbinary population, either "they" or they just don't care whether you use he or she.
There is a tiny minority within the minority (That is largely made up of bored teenagers on Tumblr trying to one-up each other) that prefer something different like "ze" "xe" "xir" or something like that.
[] Mature (in the sense of "boring old fart"). Been enjoying childhood for many decades now, see no urgent reason to stop.
[] PLEASE READ THIS MESSAGE IN ITS ENTIRETY BEFORE TAKING ACTION.
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[] I wish you nothing but the best.
[] Nah. Thats just a bullshit philosophy that idiots believe in because they're worried about their own mortality, and it makes coming to terms with it a bit easier. Supposedly, at least. Also, tuberculosis and smallpox were a part of life, until they weren't. But hey, enjoy the diseases of old age!
[] Godzilla?!
[] this irritates me too bc its like, girls put a lot of work into their nudes, and dudes just stick their phones down their pants. like i've got nothing against sexting but come on, make an effort.
[] Kinda ugly.
[] Bastard.
[] I used to deal with home medical equipment. This included delivering equipment to the patients. One day I was showing a patient how to use her rental manual wheelchair, and my phone started ringing. It was the iPhone ringtone that's just an obnoxious alarm. So the patient says "Oh? The chair has an alarm on it?" I at first thought she was kidding, until I looked up and saw the most genuinely puzzled look on her face. I then had to explain to her that it was my phone.
[] Oh, the steampunk spin-off? Yeah, that one was awesome!
[] So you're looking for people that don't talk about politics? Ummm I think you need to be more specific
[] He invented a practical jetpack eg. the ones from 1984 literally used their max flighttime in the performance.
[] Ah okay
[] Weyland-Utani, Umbrella Corporation, and Cyberdyne Systems. You will get Alien Terminator Zombies.
[] What the fuck are turtles?
[] Nobody throws good food in the bin, especially if it was their roommates. Fake story OP try harder
[] Danbury here, I love Bethel. I need donuts from Blue Jays
http://dailymotionembedcode.blogspot.com
[] I worked in a restraint and our dishwasher would go outside to eat her break and instead of being her dishes inside to the dish out where she was going, she'd throw her dishes in the dumpster. Boss caught on lol
[] I never had no problem with alcohol, ouch, look out for the wall aim for the couch I'm about to fall. Missed the couch and I go down looking like a bouncing ball. Shit must of knocked me out cause I didn't feel the ground at all
[] Wow Unbelievable :O
[] Hold the phone. I knew gay guys had a good thing going but paid to get your dick sucked? I'm trying to think of a better job but I'm coming up blank. In fact my fee would be pretty low as is.
[] With a milkstake and jellybeans on the side please.
[] OMG. Real life Mowgli
[] For the vast majority of the tiny nonbinary population, either "they" or they just don't care whether you use he or she.
There is a tiny minority within the minority (That is largely made up of bored teenagers on Tumblr trying to one-up each other) that prefer something different like "ze" "xe" "xir" or something like that.
[] Mature (in the sense of "boring old fart"). Been enjoying childhood for many decades now, see no urgent reason to stop.
[] PLEASE READ THIS MESSAGE IN ITS ENTIRETY BEFORE TAKING ACTION.
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[] I wish you nothing but the best.
[] Nah. Thats just a bullshit philosophy that idiots believe in because they're worried about their own mortality, and it makes coming to terms with it a bit easier. Supposedly, at least. Also, tuberculosis and smallpox were a part of life, until they weren't. But hey, enjoy the diseases of old age!
[] Godzilla?!
[] this irritates me too bc its like, girls put a lot of work into their nudes, and dudes just stick their phones down their pants. like i've got nothing against sexting but come on, make an effort.
[] Kinda ugly.
[] Bastard.
[] I used to deal with home medical equipment. This included delivering equipment to the patients. One day I was showing a patient how to use her rental manual wheelchair, and my phone started ringing. It was the iPhone ringtone that's just an obnoxious alarm. So the patient says "Oh? The chair has an alarm on it?" I at first thought she was kidding, until I looked up and saw the most genuinely puzzled look on her face. I then had to explain to her that it was my phone.
[] Oh, the steampunk spin-off? Yeah, that one was awesome!
[] So you're looking for people that don't talk about politics? Ummm I think you need to be more specific
[] He invented a practical jetpack eg. the ones from 1984 literally used their max flighttime in the performance.
[] Ah okay
[] Weyland-Utani, Umbrella Corporation, and Cyberdyne Systems. You will get Alien Terminator Zombies.
[] What the fuck are turtles?
[] Nobody throws good food in the bin, especially if it was their roommates. Fake story OP try harder
[] Danbury here, I love Bethel. I need donuts from Blue Jays
http://dailymotionembedcode.blogspot.com
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