Welcome to the Weekly Reel, the place we tell you about the movies you’ll hopefully see but probably stream for free.
This week, we’re talking about the hardbodies of Baywatch…
Netflix’s newest release Okja…
Plus giving you a sneak peak of some photos from the sets of Tomb Raider…
The new Han Solo movie…
And American Crime Story.
[SOT: Welcome to Bay Watch. Our team is the elite of the elite. We’re the heart and soul of the very beach.
Come one Pete! Make my pecs a little bigger. And don’t cover up my front bump. You got it. Huge !@#$. Big !@#$.
Summer SUCKS without beaches, babes, and Zac Efron… So we thank our patriotic stars that Bay Watch is back, and will do some seriously heavy lifting when it comes to beachin’ entertainment.
[SOT: This has nothing to do with saving people. These are refrigerators. This is Bay Watch, !@#$%^!]
It’s like they packed the 4th of July into probably 80 or 90 minutes of boobs, bros, booze and blowing stuff up.
[SOT: Did you just look at my boobs? I… You should look at my face. I’m trying but it’s so close to your boobs. huh.]
‘Merica!
[SOT: How man gold medals do you have? Probably zero.]
Please, please, please, Bay Watch. Please rescue us from another @#$%^& re-boot. We are just a mouth breathing, dumb audience… Please lure us with The Rock.
[SOT: Come on, brother]
Make us clap and laugh like idiots with Comedy…
[SOT: Why are you grabbing me so tight?]
Action… Sex… All three in one!
[SOT: Check out, I’m undercover. A little too undercover.]
Just for !@#$’s sake, make it an escape worth running to, even if it’s in slow motion.
[SOT: Why does she always look like she’s running in slow-motion? You see it too?]
Lifeguard Warning: Bay Watch should be a knock out.
Take our advice: Go watch it, that looks fun as !@#$.
Meet Mija. A sweet little farm girl, curious about the world, whose best friend is a gentle hippo.
Now meet Lucy… the powerful CEO who wants to turn that beautiful hippo into wonderful food. And now you have a conflict.
This is Okja. The 50 million dollar Netflix film that world premiered at the Cannes Film Festival to rave reviews.
It looks like pretty good time… centered around this young girl fighting to save her best friend and bring her back home… Plus it has Paul Dano, so that’s always a plus.
The movie apparently blends genres of humor, poignancy, and drama… in addition to a pretty awesome rendering of a lovable hippo, we’re gonna keep our eyes on it come award season. And you should too.
The film is available to stream on Netflix starting on June 28th.
Check out these exclusive shots of Alicia Vikander and company on the set of Tomb Raider in London England. The Academy Award winning actress is playing Lara Croft in the highly anticipated remake set to debut in 2018. The movie is based off the 2013 reboot of the video game series and marks the second time an Oscar winner will be playing the English archaeologist.
Look at this – new pictures from the set of Star Wars in Fawley Power Station, Southampton… and we don’t exactly know what they’re up to, but this is the origin story of Han Solo. Rumor has it the working title is Red Cup, and these GV’s show the cast and crew doing some explosive work.
Penelope Cruz looked the part of Donatella Versace as we caught up to her filming American Crime Story in Miami Florida. The actress was in the heart of South Beach in her blonde wig… and looking “smoking” hot.
This week, we’re talking about the hardbodies of Baywatch…
Netflix’s newest release Okja…
Plus giving you a sneak peak of some photos from the sets of Tomb Raider…
The new Han Solo movie…
And American Crime Story.
[SOT: Welcome to Bay Watch. Our team is the elite of the elite. We’re the heart and soul of the very beach.
Come one Pete! Make my pecs a little bigger. And don’t cover up my front bump. You got it. Huge !@#$. Big !@#$.
Summer SUCKS without beaches, babes, and Zac Efron… So we thank our patriotic stars that Bay Watch is back, and will do some seriously heavy lifting when it comes to beachin’ entertainment.
[SOT: This has nothing to do with saving people. These are refrigerators. This is Bay Watch, !@#$%^!]
It’s like they packed the 4th of July into probably 80 or 90 minutes of boobs, bros, booze and blowing stuff up.
[SOT: Did you just look at my boobs? I… You should look at my face. I’m trying but it’s so close to your boobs. huh.]
‘Merica!
[SOT: How man gold medals do you have? Probably zero.]
Please, please, please, Bay Watch. Please rescue us from another @#$%^& re-boot. We are just a mouth breathing, dumb audience… Please lure us with The Rock.
[SOT: Come on, brother]
Make us clap and laugh like idiots with Comedy…
[SOT: Why are you grabbing me so tight?]
Action… Sex… All three in one!
[SOT: Check out, I’m undercover. A little too undercover.]
Just for !@#$’s sake, make it an escape worth running to, even if it’s in slow motion.
[SOT: Why does she always look like she’s running in slow-motion? You see it too?]
Lifeguard Warning: Bay Watch should be a knock out.
Take our advice: Go watch it, that looks fun as !@#$.
Meet Mija. A sweet little farm girl, curious about the world, whose best friend is a gentle hippo.
Now meet Lucy… the powerful CEO who wants to turn that beautiful hippo into wonderful food. And now you have a conflict.
This is Okja. The 50 million dollar Netflix film that world premiered at the Cannes Film Festival to rave reviews.
It looks like pretty good time… centered around this young girl fighting to save her best friend and bring her back home… Plus it has Paul Dano, so that’s always a plus.
The movie apparently blends genres of humor, poignancy, and drama… in addition to a pretty awesome rendering of a lovable hippo, we’re gonna keep our eyes on it come award season. And you should too.
The film is available to stream on Netflix starting on June 28th.
Check out these exclusive shots of Alicia Vikander and company on the set of Tomb Raider in London England. The Academy Award winning actress is playing Lara Croft in the highly anticipated remake set to debut in 2018. The movie is based off the 2013 reboot of the video game series and marks the second time an Oscar winner will be playing the English archaeologist.
Look at this – new pictures from the set of Star Wars in Fawley Power Station, Southampton… and we don’t exactly know what they’re up to, but this is the origin story of Han Solo. Rumor has it the working title is Red Cup, and these GV’s show the cast and crew doing some explosive work.
Penelope Cruz looked the part of Donatella Versace as we caught up to her filming American Crime Story in Miami Florida. The actress was in the heart of South Beach in her blonde wig… and looking “smoking” hot.
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