Here’s A Funny Joke About A Navy Sailor That Could not Find A Place To Sleep

Here’s A Funny Joke About A Navy Sailor That Could not Find A Place To Sleep


By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. “You have got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I do not care where.”
“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant – an Air Force guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it would be worth it to you.”
“No problem,” the tired Navy man assured him. “I will take it.”
The next morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. “How would you sleep” asked the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring?” “Nope. I shut him up in no time,” said the Navy guy.
“How would you manage that?” asked the manager.
“He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,” the sailor explained. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, ‘Goodnight beautiful,’ …and he sat up all night watching me.”
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