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00:00I'm going to be a good boy, I'm going to be a good boy, I'm going to be a good boy.
00:30I'm going to be a good boy, I'm going to be a good boy, I'm going to be a good boy, I'm
01:01Well, how are you, Markham?
01:03What have you done about the Billingham case?
01:05I'm sorry about Billingham, Markham.
01:07What can I do about it?
01:09Do about it? He was shot and killed, wasn't he, by the cattle company's men?
01:13Yeah, but all three of them swear that Billingham drew first.
01:17And you believe them?
01:18Now, it don't make no difference whether I believe them or not.
01:21There's no way of proving that they ain't telling the truth.
01:24Well, now look here, Sheriff.
01:25Jim's certainly sure treats them men right, Jim.
01:27Yes, I've heard about them.
01:29A soft job, he'll like it.
01:32More two-gun men to do the cattle company's killing.
01:35And you tell me the law can't do anything about it?
01:38Well, uh...
01:40Well, now I'm going to talk with Tarver.
01:42Yeah, well, if I was you, I'd go easy with him.
01:45And let him run us ranchers off the range?
01:48Hmph, not me.
01:50Dad!
01:55Please be careful, Dad.
01:57Don't worry about me, Joe.
02:04He'll be all right, Miss Jones. Don't worry.
02:07The company's thinking about you boys to do it.
02:10You can sure depend on us.
02:12That's a cinch, Pat.
02:18Hello, Markham. Have a drink?
02:20No, thanks.
02:21Mr. Tarver, we never had any of these two-gun men around here
02:25until you moved in the cattle company's outfit.
02:27And we don't like it.
02:29No?
02:31Well, the company's shipping in 40,000 more head of cattle.
02:3440,000 more?
02:36Why, you know the range can't feed any more than it's got now.
02:40Well, the company's shipping them in, and I've got to feed them.
02:43Why, that means that 40,000 head of cattle are going to starve this winter.
02:48Not the company's cattle.
02:50Well, see here, Tarver.
02:52We ranchers were here before the cattle company,
02:54and we're going to...
02:55As far as that goes, it makes no difference.
02:57Government land is free range,
02:59and it belongs to them that's best able to hold it.
03:02Just a minute, you crooked tin horn!
03:13You can't go in there, Jones.
03:24It's all right now.
03:46Gee, Miss.
03:48I'm sure glad you didn't stop none of them soldiers.
03:51Gee, miss, I'm sure glad you didn't stop none of them slugs.
03:54Oh.
03:59What's the trouble?
04:01Trying to make his getaway after killing Red Collin.
04:03Oh, is that so?
04:04I've got plenty of witnesses here, though.
04:06Yeah.
04:11Thank you, stranger.
04:12It's all right, sir.
04:14You all right, gentlemen?
04:15Frightened, I guess.
04:17Not bad shooting, eh, Malcolm?
04:19Yeah.
04:21Come on, Collin, let's get going.
04:23Right, boss.
04:24Let's go.
04:50Looking for a chance to use them guns, stranger?
04:54Weed's the name.
04:55Blacky Weed?
04:57Yeah.
04:58I've heard a lot about you.
05:00You know, I could use a man of your reputation for wagon boss.
05:04How about it?
05:06I'd have to talk to my partner here.
05:08If you take me, you've got to take him.
05:13Pretty old, ain't he?
05:15Well, could you think of a better recommendation for a two-gun man?
05:21You win.
05:22You're both on for a hundred a month and found.
05:24Come on in, boys. The drinks are on me.
05:34We kind of figured on hitching up with this cattle outfit, didn't we?
05:38Sure.
05:39Looks as if we just hitched it out even asking for it.
05:42No, Joe.
05:44We ain't taking no job from that lizard.
05:47Oh, you're too finicky, Blacky.
05:51That man's plumb-pising.
05:53He'd have me doing something foolish, sure.
05:56Oh, you'd make out somehow.
05:59Let me have the guns, boys.
06:06Please sort of tell us where these pistols are.
06:08I will.
06:09Sure I get them back?
06:10Yes, sir.
06:12Will.
06:14You check some when you come in and you get some when you go out.
06:18No, I don't.
06:20Let him have them, Jake.
06:21I ain't having any more company men shooting each other.
06:24All right, boys.
06:26There you are, Goodley.
06:28Yeah.
06:43From Thorne.
06:45Markham's moving some stairs tomorrow over towards Devil's Gorge.
06:48Come right in, gents, and check your guns.
06:52You check your guns here.
06:55Not my guns.
07:01Sir, we can't make any exceptions, boys.
07:03Two gunmen are too valuable to kill each other off.
07:07I'm hungry, Joe.
07:09And I'm hungry.
07:11I'm hungry, Joe.
07:13It's all right.
07:14Everybody else is checked.
07:15Well, you can do it, Blackie, but I'll get my groceries elsewhere.
07:19I never heard of a gent starving to death in a settlement.
07:23But I know plenty of parties has died from a bad piece of empty holster.
07:30Come on, Blackie.
07:32Let's go and meet the other wagon bosses.
07:34Guess me and Joe don't want that job, mister.
07:37Well, you can't back out on me after I've hired you.
07:40You made us an offer, and I ain't taking it.
07:43I bet you I can get him to set up wine for the crowd.
08:13Watch me.
08:21Howdy, big boy.
08:23Howdy, miss.
08:25Me and the girls were just arguing about you,
08:27so I came over to settle it.
08:29Yeah?
08:30I made a bet.
08:33You did?
08:34But before I tell you what it was,
08:37you gotta tell me where you come from.
08:40Oh, well.
08:41Folks say my mother found me out in the garden
08:47under a head of cabbage.
08:49Oh, no.
08:51I lose the bet.
08:54That's too bad.
08:55Yeah.
08:56I bet the girl's about a-wining it.
08:58Tell me.
09:01Do you, senor, wish for something?
09:03I sure do.
09:05I want a lot of beef, plenty of beans,
09:07and side dishes, some coffee.
09:09And don't forget to tell that cook
09:10I believe in pie.
09:11Si, senor.
09:12And Chico.
09:14Si, senorita.
09:15Take a bottle of wine over to the girls.
09:16Si, senorita.
09:21That bottle of wine's on you.
09:24Yeah?
09:25Well, it was your fault, I know.
09:31You win.
09:32And you're a good sport, too, mister.
09:35But my girl, what's this?
09:41You bet I know a sport when I meet one, mister.
09:44Haven't been a lady in some of the most refined joints.
09:47I'm kidding.
09:49Oh, wait a minute.
09:50This dance's mine.
09:52Not for you, you ink.
09:54Wait a minute.
09:56You sure busted him in the jaw, didn't he?
10:00You.
10:02Yeah?
10:08All right, throw him out.
10:11You learn to be a little careful, don't you?
10:14Well, we're coming to you.
10:28You reckon you can travel?
10:33You better get going, then.
10:35You're not hefty enough to mix with Tulliver.
10:41Mr. Levy.
10:43Coming in for some drinks.
11:00You was right, Joe.
11:02Took more than a fish to mark you that away.
11:05Who were it?
11:08Tulliver.
11:10Dumb of him to forget that you had a partner, now weren't you?
11:16Yeah.
11:22Well, let's go.
11:40Well, stranger, you change your mind about them guns?
11:43Not by a jugful.
11:46I'm so old I got a palsy in one of my trigger fingers.
11:50Now get over there, quiet.
11:54Come ahead, Blackie.
11:57Now all you gents that saw my partner throwed out is invited into the next room.
12:04Get going.
12:05Barty, you make me nervous. Get over on this side.
12:09Get along.
12:12Keep moving.
12:14Get in there.
12:15Keep up.
12:16Keep up.
12:18Keep up with that.
12:19Get over there.
12:20Get over there.
12:21Get up there.
12:25Now you gents keep away from the doors.
12:27The first man that tries to get out gets plugged.
12:30You sky grabbers can take your hands down.
12:33I reckon my partner here did a good checking job.
12:36Say, what the...
12:37I just come back and try my hand at a fair fight, that's all.
13:08Come on now, Sullivan.
13:15Come on now, Sullivan.
13:17Come on now.
13:19Get over there.
13:27Get him.
13:31Come on.
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14:43Oh!
14:44Stay back, little gal, ain't nobody gonna leave this schoolroom.
14:51Go ahead, Joe, get on your horse.
14:54I'm sorry, boys, I'm gonna have to leave you a little party.
14:57I'll think all you just stay in camp till you hear our horses. Don't forget it
15:27Oh
15:40That looks like a my nice little place Joe want to get off and try it yeah, come on
15:53Whoa, hold it
15:57I
16:06D outing we was a warning whether you could bunk a couple of line riders for the night
16:10Why sure come right in supper is still on. Thanks. Come on Joe. I
16:22Didn't recognize you you're sure welcome move right in
16:28Throw down Joe
16:39Ada
16:43Fish up something for the boys
16:45Hope it's not in trouble. No sit right down. Thank you. I'm sure
16:50Yeah, right down there. That's all
16:53Yes, Joe
16:55I'm having a terrible time balancing these accounts. Maybe I can help you. Oh
16:59The boys are putting up here for the night. You recognize them. Why? Yes, of course
17:05Mr. Weeds the name my friends call me blackie
17:10This my partner Joe Kearney. I'm glad to know you. I hope that you'll make yourselves at home
17:17Thanks
17:19I'll have your horses taken care of
17:25I
17:38Like that man Joe, yeah, he's sure in for a heap of trouble. Oh
17:46Mm-hmm. He is if he's a homegrown cowboy that he has run up against any real gunplay. Yeah
17:55I know what you're thinking
17:58Well
17:59Our deal with a cattle company didn't pan out so well
18:03Might as well hit you up with this outfit
18:05Well, I ain't never run away from trouble
18:08But this looks like to me as though we were going out of our way of looking for it
18:12Well, I was kind of expecting a little trouble
18:16Believe I'll ask the boss if he could use a couple of grade-a to gunmen. That's a good idea
18:25Yeah, fruits barn caught fire last night
18:28accidental
18:29Too bad, he couldn't get his horses out
18:31Don't suspect you does he know he thinks I'm his ace high cowboy
18:37Kind of figure some of the cattle company men have done it. We'll have him pulling stakes. He ain't got much sand anyhow. Yeah
18:44Now some of these other ranchers will be tougher
18:47Hi, what's up say boss them two gunholders are straight in yesterday. Just hired out to mark them
18:53Blackie weed. Yeah him and grandpap, too
18:56They're gonna learn the old man's boys how to throw two guns
19:01All he can do some mavericks ain't gonna worry me none
19:06But this blackie weed
19:08And we got to get rid of him that suits me
19:11Hey you cattle belly
19:42Come on back here
19:49Come on back here
19:58The first thing you got to get used to is being shot at
20:03Now we're trying again only the first man that lifts a foot gets plugged
20:11I
20:42You're improving boys
20:53Sure and hurry back
21:02Now if the other fellers shooting ain't fatal yours better be
21:07You doubt them guns and unload them I ain't taking no chances on greenhorn shooting
21:22Well, how's your class Joe? Oh, they're getting along
21:26You fellas don't need to be discouraged
21:29Blackie here weren't no world beater before I took him in hand, but now
21:33Hey blackie show the boys what you can do
22:03Well, mr. Dan McGrew
22:14Gee I'm I'm mighty sorry miss I should think you would be just look at those clothes
22:24Well, maybe I could help you pick them up
22:34You got any more clothespins help yourself
22:41You see miss I was just sort of encouraging the boys by showing them how old Joe taught me the gun trade
22:48Oh, so you consider carrying two guns a trade?
22:52Well a man's got to do something for a living hadn't he but you could do something else
22:57Yes, but when a man gets a pack and two guns, it's kind of hard to lay him aside
23:02You mean once you shot a man?
23:09I guess I'll have to be a little more careful. My first one was a road agent
23:14Tried to hold up the stage while I was driving. He missed his shot. I
23:19Was just kind of lucky with mine
23:21I was just kind of lucky with mine
23:24Well, I don't see why shooting a robber should make you a two-gun man. What do you see?
23:30You see when they took the mast off of them. They found out he was Ed Nolan
23:35That started everybody to pointing me out as a man that killed him
23:39That wasn't long the ledge friends come looking for me
23:41See once you had the reputation of being the man that killed Ed Nolan
23:45They got to keep shooting the gents and want to be known as a man that killed blackie weed. Oh
23:50Kettlebelly you don't aim when you're a snapshot. Hmm. You just lay your finger along the gun and pint it that away. Oh
24:00Blimey that beats Amy to Allah don't it?
24:03Well now get over against the wall and when I start shooting at you why you pint at me and pull the trigger
24:09Yeah, but mr. Kenny no argument do as I tell you. Yeah, but I'm a get over there
24:19But I don't want to shut up or I'll plug you
24:32Hey stop
24:39Didn't you hear me tell the boys to unload their guns, that's what I was trying to tell you my gun was loaded Oh
24:50Well, that was one on me, I guess we'll call it quits for today, okay boss
25:00But where all this leads you well through gunman can't think too much about that kind of unsteadies his hand
25:13Sometimes they get this early
25:15Sometimes we get a nice easy job like being sheriff maybe oh, so that's what you're looking forward to
25:23Yes, and I
25:25Got kind of got my heart set on the on being a peace officer some little quiet town
25:32Not too quiet. Not too lively some place where I could have a little home and a
25:38Wife and maybe some kids
25:45I
25:48Guess I got to be saddled my horse miss. I think you can take care of it now
26:07Gee she's a mighty fine gal Tarzan gonna make somebody a mighty fine wife
26:16I
26:21Don't guess though that she'd
26:23Like to have anything to do with an honorary to gun total like me. What's ailing you're blackie
26:30Why ain't you got any sand scared of a woman?
26:33Well, no, not exactly not scared. No say if you don't ride in and make a play for her
26:40I I gotta I'll cut you out myself
26:42Oh
26:49Jim
26:56They track over to the Markham ranch Thorne's got a little job he wants you to turn
27:00Get me sure boss. I'm as good as I
27:13Where you going the funeral Joe
27:16No, no, no
27:17I'm going to court and I warned you I would didn't I?
27:23Court that's right. You laugh while you can but you better be getting ready to be best man at a wedding
27:31You ain't serious are you Joe? Oh, hey die. Hmm
27:35I
27:41Heard a stranger things and that happened Joe. Hmm. You never can tell
27:46Better shine up mighty pretty she might be awful particular
27:58Better wear it down a bit break
28:05Oh
28:17Hey boss
28:18Dash hang these wartime pressing around here say
28:23Do you know that this ranch has gone plum loco since them two gunners drifted in here? Look at that
28:30Hmm pretty good shooting I'd say yes. Well, I ain't for none of this shooting or rip snorting around here
28:36Come in mighty handy in case a range war. There's the trouble
28:40They've been talking range war so much that they got everybody around here jumping shooting at their own shadows
28:46Oh, I'm worried. Thanks up. It ain't none of my business. Mr. Markham, but I agrees with rigs
28:53having men like
28:56Having men like
28:57Blackie weed around here just gives others good reason cause trouble for us. Maybe it's because you're a little gun shy thorn
29:06Well, hey anyway, I was just telling you
29:10Weed has a bad reputation
29:13Just hiring him makes us look in the wrong and in case there's any trouble
29:18Well, I reckon his reputation ain't any blacker than tell of all in his gang
29:22And if it is all I want him to do is to live up to it in case the cattle company starts anything
29:35You know miss us two gunmen is terrible misjudged
29:39Of course, we don't last so long. But while we're living we make just as good husbands as any
29:44Of course, there's arguments for and arguments again, but figuring husbands is perishable stock anyhow
29:52Appears like to me that a two-gun read a hundred a month beats an underpaid cow puncher all to holler
29:58Well now perhaps you're right Joe
30:00Do you know any two gunmen that would like to get married?
30:04Well, I I sure know one that would be mighty happy if a certain particular gal or to hitch up with him
30:09Oh, then, you know the girl too. Well, yes and not long but kind of favorable. What does he look like?
30:17Well, I ain't much at describing
30:20But I figured her eyes are blue. I'm mr. Kearney. Are you proposing marriage?
30:26Well now I guess maybe I am and I know blackies a hankering for it
30:32Blackie
30:33Sure, and I can recommend him to you too. Oh, I don't know
30:38He ain't scared of nothing that totes a gun or wears pants, but he sure is petticoat shy
30:46I
30:56Do this you must get away or tell of his men will kill you
31:00Well, maybe they will again. Maybe there won't
31:03Anyhow, this I ain't run away from trouble. Did you say he was afraid of petticoat?
31:10Well now that is funny yes
31:16You
31:22Better herd yourself back to town pronto if Tulliver finds out you're trailing blackie
31:27He'll sure make it plum uncomfortable for you, but I only came to barn. You just let me look after black
31:38You'll make him leave won't you sure you just leave everything to me. Goodbye
31:47Now you've gone and ruined everything
31:50What's the matter now? What did I do?
31:52I was getting you set nice with a markham gal and explaining it's cuz your petticoat shy that you don't do your own proposal
32:01Why Joe you didn't propose to miss markham for me. Did you sure and she's inclined to consider the proposition favorable
32:08When we look over and there you are with that kitty gal
32:16Come on man, come in here. Hurry up. Hey fellas. Come on here boys. Come here. Hurry up boys
32:24So listen the same thing happened here at Browns that happened over purity of the night only this time it was murder
32:31My Indian boy seems likely he surprised whoever was set in the barn of fire. He got a knife in the back
32:38Likely we'd be next we got to take turns at night guarding and be ready to shoot
32:43I
32:46Will start that job tonight boss
32:48my
32:50Kind of figure this job belongs to me thorn. You're right blackie
32:55I'll listen boys. Yeah, we gotta get these fellas because if we don't they're gonna get us
33:00And they're pretty tough hombres, and I don't want every year to fail
33:03I
33:11Wonder why thorn wanted to stand guard tonight
33:33I
34:03Oh
34:18Boy
34:33I
34:51Gang of men raided your steers up there and they cut out some of them. There was too many for me
34:55So I've come for help. Hurry up. Let them feed them toward Devil's Gorge
35:03I
35:11Didn't think you could figure that out
35:13Say I wonder where weed is thought he was standing guard. Yes, that's right
35:20Where is he boss?
35:23There's wait now
35:25What's the trouble boys reckon? Maybe you know somebody raided Jim and his tears when he came for help
35:30We found the gate open and all our horses gone
35:33Come on, Jim. Show me the way
35:39Boss I reckon weed can explain that gate being open. Well, we'll wait till he gets back and hear what he has to say
35:59Oh boy looks like we cut the trail Jim
36:03Oh
36:34Not a sign of him Jim, they must have stampede them over the cliff I reckon they did lucky
36:45All right, come on
36:53Come here. Oh
36:56Good morning, mr. Weed
36:58Good morning, miss Joanne. I
37:01Just dropped in to tell you goodbye
37:04Why are you quitting fired?
37:07fired
37:08Well Riggs thought I was responsible for them steers going over in the guards
37:13He let me go when your father went to town to see the sheriff. Why he had no right to do that
37:17I'm going right out and tell him so but miss Joanne. I don't want you to do that
37:22all I want you to do is just to believe that I
37:25That I I wouldn't do you or your father any harm well, I know that hello Joe
37:32How do we father Riggs is fired? Mr. Weed?
37:38Yeah, he thought I let them bars down he did a well if he fired you I'm hiring you again right now
37:44Mr. Markham. Oh, I know I'm going right out and tell Riggs
37:47Hey
37:49Well, I've got to say the Riggs is private
37:55All right, boss
37:59Just hired a hand yeah, who like you weed now listen here boss
38:07I'm not going to let you go
38:09I'm not going to let you go
38:11I'm not going to let you go
38:13I'm not going to let you go
38:15I'm not going to let you go
38:17Hey boss, if I'm going to be former this year outfit, I'm going to tell you either keep your head about your ring
38:24Perhaps blackie was responsible what happened last night and perhaps he wasn't
38:29Now the only way to find out is to keep him on and watch him. I
38:36Never thought of that I
38:38Reckon you're right. Let him night ride again and keep your eye on it
38:43I'll canter that tonight
38:46Personal
39:05Say listen
39:07I'm gonna rain around to the right
39:10Circling on him and if he's up to any fun, I'm gonna find it out. All right Riggs
39:16I
39:29Not gonna fool us with any gunshots tonight old horse
39:45I
40:15I
40:38What you doing here son, oh
40:40Oh, hello Riggs, I just came out here you had a reason talking again this blackie weed
41:10I
41:40Oh
41:58Yeah
42:01Hello boy
42:02What's this? I hear about Markham former why you went out last night keep an hour or two gun told her
42:08He was kind of suspicious of you never come back
42:12Markham calculated it. Maybe he'd ride on out on the range
42:16This afternoon and found Riggs and horse tangled up in the range. The saddle were empty
42:21Yeah, some of the boys are out there looking for him now. Yeah
42:38Oh
42:41Me and Riggs tried to warn Markham about two gunmen
42:45This blackie weed in particular. No, where is this to gun told her now? He's locked up in the smokehouse there
42:52Yeah, I'm sort of guarding his gun
43:08I
43:20Lost ranchers are just jokes man in case it turns out that this to gun told her is
43:26Responsible for eggs is disappearing. Yes. Yeah, he probably is we found rings poking money hidden weeds bunk
43:39Oh
43:45Hey over here
43:59Shot through the head
44:01So
44:06But you're right back and tell him at the ranch we'll take the body. Okay. All right boys
44:31I
45:01Don't know
45:08You'll be in the sheriff of this county looks to me like you do something about now don't get excited
45:12We gotta wait till Markham gets back. No, they got to do so. There's one of the boys coming back
45:22Hey, we found rig where the head and dead or nada, where'd you play about down there at the porch about five miles in here
45:32I
45:44Heard we'd get in the way after him boys
46:01I
46:31I
47:01I
47:31I
48:01I
48:31I
49:01Oh
49:21Father he got away in there after him. Oh weed. Oh, they'll kill him without even giving him a chance
49:27Well, he didn't give poor Riggs much of a chance
49:31Oh
49:33Did you get him sharp? Nope, he gave us a slip somehow got plum away
50:03Why didn't you last do him? Oh, shut up you dumbbell
50:33I
50:53Take him up
51:03Now
51:12You're going in and have a few words with Tulliver get going and keep him up
51:24Now open
51:33Let's
51:56Bust it in
52:04What's it all about say
52:07This belongs to blackie weed, he's a deputy marshal. Well, I'll be doggone. I
52:13Caught him in here going through your papers. I don't know what he found. How did you get him up on like I told you?
52:18I was laying for him last night
52:20Riggs got in the way and I had to plug him instead. Well, get your horses quick
52:24We gotta fetch weed back for a funeral. I
52:26I
53:26Come on.
53:56There he goes boys, that's it.
56:22We'll keep them busy while you sneak up and get them from above.
56:26Right.
57:21Sorry I must have got weaved.
57:50I'll sneak in and see that the job is finished.
57:57There they go, come on, let's go.
58:26Are you hurt bad, Blackie?
58:34Just wing me, Joe.
58:35Hurt pretty bad at first.
58:36I'm going to be all right though.
58:37You better get going.
58:38You've got a little piece to speak in federal court.
58:39Get going.
58:40Wait just a minute, miss.
58:42Oh, you hurt bad, Blackie.
59:05Can't you see? Three would be a crowd over there.
59:10I guess my two gun days are about over.
59:17Well, there's nothing wrong with your other arm, is there?
59:22No, no, ma'am. The other arm's all right.
59:26Well?
59:35No, ma'am.