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00:06 It is the day.
00:07 ♪ Heaven help us ♪
00:08 ♪ If love ain't dead I'm gonna kill it ♪
00:10 ♪ 'Cause it's killing me ♪
00:11 ♪ Got me it's the only thing I'll ever need ♪
00:13 ♪ Heaven help us ♪
00:14 - You ready to be in prison?
00:15 - Yes, sir.
00:17 - Oh, hallelujah.
00:19 - And I assume he'll be living with you?
00:21 - Oh no, that's a no-no. - Absolutely not.
00:24 - There's you dandy black man here.
00:25 - Oh, God.
00:26 - When did I get to meet my grandson?
00:27 - Mama said, I could take your ice cream,
00:29 you know, so we can bond.
00:30 I might have a proposition for you.
00:32 You have a driver's license?
00:34 - People are looking.
00:35 - Give me a little nod.
00:37 No, ma'am, nod up, up.
00:39 Yeah, all right.
00:41 You get this.
00:42 ♪ Baby I'm a classic, say whoa ♪
00:44 - Oh, dear girl, this is really nice.
00:47 - Right?
00:48 - I'm actually gonna have my own room.
00:49 - You can stay with us for as long as you need,
00:52 but the same rules still apply, right?
00:54 - Don't get in your business,
00:56 don't put the knife back in the jelly after I done licked it.
00:59 - Are you doing that?
01:00 - No, that was a joke, baby.
01:01 - Do you want your own shelf?
01:02 - Grandpa, cheers.
01:03 - Yes, cheers.
01:04 ♪ Can I get an amen ♪
01:08 - We're different this time.
01:09 This whole thing's different.
01:10 You have to let him be someone who's never been before.
01:13 - I don't know what to do.
01:14 Let's start with more wine, obviously.
01:17 - So how'd you two meet?
01:19 - Through my dad.
01:20 - Oh, that's so sweet.
01:21 - Who just got out of prison.
01:22 He was a drug dealer.
01:24 - Wow.
01:24 - Wait, drug dealers?
01:25 What show is this?
01:26 - Yo, who do you think you're saying this?
01:28 - I got one daughter.
01:29 ♪ Someone kill it, come and kill me ♪
01:30 - You got one daddy.
01:31 - Life is messy.
01:32 - It's not about what you owe someone else.
01:35 It's about who you want to be.
01:38 - Now you know it don't make no difference
01:40 if the female's in love, the man don't love her back.
01:43 - You giving me relationship advice
01:44 because I am the marriage and family therapist.
01:47 Licensed and everything.
01:48 - I can prevent.
01:49 - Edwin!
01:51 - God.
01:52 - You're okay.
01:52 - Okay, okay.
01:54 ♪ Heaven help us ♪
01:55 ♪ If love ain't dead I'm a killer 'cause it's killing me ♪
01:58 - I was always there for you.
01:59 - Yeah, if by always you mean.
02:01 - This call is from a federal prison.
02:05 You will not be charged for this call.
02:07 (laughing)
02:09 - Now you nailed it.
02:11 - You are lucky I didn't press seven.
02:13 (upbeat music)
02:15 ♪ ♪ ♪